Smackdown Live gamethread #1

cringe

it's a buzzard

Excited for the weeb seethe when Fatsuka jobs tonight

>He watches WWMEME

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Based gobbler taking the title off Kofi tonight

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Make me.

Hey guys I got ya a present and I swear it's not a steaming pile of shit or anything. Honest.

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you have to go back
to tel aviv

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thats hot

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How low do you think the ratings at going to drop this week lads?

Are you ready for him to show up tonight? I'm not.

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You've been itching to post this for hours, haven't you?

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Imagine the salt Nazi Clown Asuka would draw. Plebbit would explode.

Seething

Pardon?

janny deleted my thread a few minutes ago, so I reposted it

I'm making the observation that you're so angry and perturbed that you're foaming at the mouth.

Based janny deleting cringe

Y LAS VELAS?

Huh?

is there anything worth watching tonight?

Does it matter? Any good matches will get squashed like last night to fans boo'ing and chanting A-E-Dubya

I hope we get some real debuts though, cause whatshisface finally showing up on RAW after three panic attacks was anti-climatic.

Nash rape of 2019

>gets all the pyro and fireworks in wrestlemania

What?

new day celebration gets interupted by the bar and gets into a match for the 5602910th time

>The people I spoke to so far are under the impression that Fox does not want any crossover with USA Network, so I wouldn't expect any "unified" champions... but this just raises further questions about the Women's Tag Belts.
>None were women's belts. 2 of the 3 were confirmed to be in their possession and are new tag belts. The 3rd was apparently rushed to be used for a very short time but I still cannot get any confirmation, thus I am not expanding further. Could just be something proposed...
What's the third belt?

who's /ourdyke/ here?

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ok i'm out, this is going to be gay as hell

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>Changing his logo to incorporate the cancer ribbon look
based or cringe?

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Fuck her and double fuck womeme's wrestling.

>youtube TV no longer plays regular cable ads
>can no longer HOOONK with my Yea Forumsbros

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weird episode of Modern Family

hottie

nice fanfiction

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gee i wonder if the ratings gonna be even worse

hopefully modern family gets cancelled soon

cringe since it was fake

>being this much of a pleb
Modern Family is pretty solid for a boomer show.

I going to be without access to live WWE programing since I'm moving to Wyoming, after last night's Raw...I think I can live without it.

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based

Streaming link?

The absolute fucking state of this company.

nigga they gots tv in flyover land

probably going to be better, people love that shit.

Unpopular opinion: the blonde is hotter than sophia vargera on modern senpai.

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Where's that retard who creates entire threads about Undisputed Era showing up and when they don't he's too much of a pussy to apologize?

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USA channel

AT&T U-verse HD
USA Network HD 1125

Charter HD
USA Network HD 760

Comcast XFINITY TV HD
USA Network HD 823

Cox Communication HD
USA Network HD 1028

DirecTV HD
USA Network HD 242

DISH Network HD
USA Network HD 105

Time Warner Cable HD
USA Network HD 55, 101

Verizon FiOS HD
USA Network HD 550

They're letting Becko do another cringe cheese promo again tonight and i'll bet the house that Charles comes out and gets to make the point that Becky didn't beat hear. Ya know because gotta protect Charles

Based filter going over clean, 1-2-3.

BASED

let's see how the fuck up this time

network.wwe.com

>THIS JUST FEELS RIGHT

kekd and redpilled

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>New day opening both SD and Raw
for what purpose

at least they're getting the nigger party out of the way right away

>mom walks in

taima.tv/r/wooo

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jesus fucking christ this is cringe to watch

THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT

To prove that Becky isn't the only one that can kill ratings

Crowd is gassed af
Can't blame em

>hardly any pop

holy shit, he already sabotaged his own p

based Sonya poster
her suffering arc is the most underrated meme on Yea Forums

D A D WALKS IN

Why the rainbow? Is new day kayfabe gay?

That fucking nu male simp in the glasses

Wew lads

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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get out. Yea Forums is kofi's now

>Expect a good SD
>Forget Kofi is champ

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After RAW drained the life out of us in the worst ending since Mass Effect 3 they got a lot to make up for tonight

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH KOFI'S PCS?
WHERE ARE KOFI'S PECS?

literally NO POP

OUR FIRST GAY CHAMPION

Why are taima tv mods so retarded?

Coping already, droney?

in your dreams nigger

Based and carmellapilled

based

Based 420 Turkey blaze it

>YOU DESERVE IT

Two games referenced in a row

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>you deserve it
most cancerous chant in the whole industry

Hahahahaa!!!!

Another e-drone seething they give wwe all their wagecuck money and everybody else watches for free.

How much a month do you give Vince to fuck you in the ass with this horrible product?

>cable: $150
>network: $12

OVER $2000 A YEAR TO VINCE?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! NO WONDER YOU ARE SEETHING.

I love streaming it for free and laughing at you e-drone.

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>new gay are ga-
oh

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because it's /woo/

nigga has pectus excavatum

is this crowd half empty?

theyre barely reacting to anything

>A+ player...with extra credit
Did Big E just shoot on affirmative action?

>big e has to talk for kofi
nice champion you got there

Will you get your other favorite commercial?

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Who is gonna turn on Kofi 1st?

Of course there is no pop, fans got what they wanted and now it's on to the next thing

>It's another New Day shout catchphrases for 15 minutes promo

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BASED GYRATING BLACK MEN

Soak it in Smackbros

This is the last episode with one of the best rosters in years that Vince is about to tear down next week.

The reality that now that the 'struggle to the top' story is over the people notice that Kofi has no personality or drive. He is a literal B+ character with vanilla at his core despite his black exterior.

My nigga. I'm still salty about how badly they ended it.

How long do they keep the strap on Kofi.

No longer than a month.

Hopefully tonight they jack him..

So who is debuting tonight ?

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BASED

deaf faggot

lol big e getting a holy shit chant

every camera pan is some goony beardmen awkwardly dancing and cheering Shuck & Jive

>literally nigger faggots

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It's mostly people who've already watched Wrestlemania plus last nights disaster.

Big E pls

Sky pirates debut forming a heel faction with Asuka and Nak

New Day corpsing?
SEND FOR THE MAN

i have a good job, so it's really not that bad.
plus i can put on other shows during the week while i fuck my girl

yes good dance you jimmies

Is Big E legit Homo?

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lol, xavier just told him it's his line

crowd is hype af

they should have given the strap to big e

>This cringey trash is what people want in a WWE champ

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The roster is absolute shit. I remember last year during the Shakeup everyone here complaining how SD got literally screwed like they were trying to bury it. They'll make whatever they're handed work this year too thanks to the tighter show.

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This is what an AOC/Bernie voter looks like

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>Becky Cringe
holy fucking cringe

>whatcha watchin son?

stream fartshd.ml

report/rumor was the call ups in January and Ricochet & Black were the debuts until maybe after Summerslam

The New Day tried to save RAW, but it didn't work.

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>doing the same thing two nights in a row

yawn. I guess smackdown is dead again

DUDE BUTT STUFF LMAO

audibly kekd
>while i texted CLOUT for a free sample

>Butt stuff
>Most of it Butt Stuff

Based

damn

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No, but possibly bi and DEFINITELY a pervert.

Man, if Kofi had Big E's mic skills, he'd be really great

You’re the first one to make this comment

That confused me on raw, when Mike Rome was introducing for the match, kofi was "representing the new day" why would a company's top champion be not representing himself

Has Kofi said a word yet? If Big E is gonna do all the talking they may as well have just given him the fucking push

Only after he runs out of women

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>so much butt stuff
>so.. soo much butt stuff

well no one can deny it now.

What were they chanting during the split?

Ding-Dong DiddlyFinna

I really really hope they move the New Day back to RAM
so fucking sick of this trash

11 years and still cant do a promo

>a lot of butt stuff
confirmed faggots

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Respect your king white virgin incels. Please have sex.

Holy fuck this is so cringe and the crowd hardly gives a fuck

SOS
CAN'T DRAW NO DIMES
SOS
CHANGE CHANNEL TIME

>can't get over themselves
>have to use a ginger crutch botch machine instead

THey really need to put a stop to this racial act

"okay guys, they know it's scripted, let's take it down a notch..."

>Kof

then don't fucking watch, holy shit. Tell your mom to change the channel if you can't yourself.

not on my behalf spear chucker

>champ barely talks
>just two guys on their knees sucking his metaphorical dick

can this chump even cut a promo w/o these two jokers?

Because Vince is gonna make it a New Day WWE title run. Which is probably the smart thing to do because Kofi is really a B- player

didn't they already do this shit last night? are the new day going to celebrate on NXT tomorrow too?

heel turn

>all this bullshit pandering

there better be something following this what in the fuck

BASED SAY THE OPTIONS user

STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS KOFI

post nash and big e doing butt stuff

>the script

MUH KAYFABE

>King
>An old white man handed him the belt just to exploit dumb niggers who will buy their merch in droves now
lmao, yeah nice KANG you got there.

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>AYO WE CHAMP NOW

please Brock come out

Imagine bragging about not being able to afford cable. That wasn't even acceptable in the 90's, when cable was actually expensive.

I wanna have sex with his wife

its been ten fucking minutes jesus

>My wifes son

Chi-Chi. That's a hood rat name for sure

So their gimmick is now: we're breaking kayfabe, we only arrived here to make race a storyline

FUCK KAYFABE

Hes married to Chichi? Kofi is Goku? Explains the hair then

Holy shit they need to break up the New Day and run a Big E/Kofi program for a bit. Old Vince would have done this forever ago.

Kofi refuses to follow the script!

Kofi is Vegeta now?

Kofi talks like a white guy trying to talk black

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>this wasn't in the script

it literally was.

>Nigger SEETHING
Don't blame us for the fact that New Day is garbage.

I wanna colonize chichi

CHI CHI IS GONNA MAKE ME DING-DONG DIDDLY CUM

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Based Smack acknowledging what the fans want and changing their storylines to fit it.
CHI CHI

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DUB DUBS DON'T LIE

where is AJ when you need him?

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Damn kofi likes white women? He must have strong genes his kids are dark.

YES I LOVE THE BAR FEUD
PLS 6 MONTHS OF THIS

Who turns first? E or X

based bar saving the show

His wife is hot

this shit belongs on the youtube channel

>x-bar heat

Beach ball heat

Sheamus getting another title run?

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I pay $20 for streaming cable you dumbass boomer

Fucking hell. I knew it was gonna happen, but still.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>Kofi is champ
>still in a tag team feud
KEK

SHUT THE FUCK UP

take your own advice, faggots

The fucking BAR again zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>GOKU BLACK

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Exactly what Sami was talking about

based

based BAR working redditards into a seething shoot

Is kofi stoned or going to cry?

the Bar are too good to be this cringe, I hate seeing them come out. I'd rather watch New Day dance around.

LMFAO
>Shut the fuck up chants

kek

SHUT THE FUCK UP
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

we're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe

>lets have a 6 man match for the 100th time brotha

Kassius Ohno incoming

BASED EUROPEAN NO DIME SHITTERS

race war incoming

No sir, they do not

>Drew on SD

>It wasn't in the script
>it wasn't supposed to happen

BEST KOFI GOING OFF SCRIPT

Thanks minstrel show fellas, kill the bizness some more yo

MOTHERFUCKER is CALLED CHICHI
I'm done - this has to be a shoot and they don't fucking realize it the cheers are for them acting like a 1920s stereotype

GODDAMN Sheamus is such a pro. Shut that crowd up quick.

>Burying Drew

Well Drew is moving to SD and taking the title from Kofi

obviously not garbage, they push merch and he's the champ.

tfw wwe is on

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>H-HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE CRINGEY GARBAGE YOU SHOULD JUST CONSTANTLY EAT SHIT AND LIKE IT

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drew dimes

Drew confirmed for smackdown

>His titantron is literally mmmmmmm

They really are going to do the League of Nation again aren't yet

>drew now stuck in a tagteam feud
JUST!!!!!!!

Remember when The Bar had the Big Show in their corner?
>Drew and Roman both coming to Smackdown
Fuck, just give me Drew.

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Nobody likes 6 man tags so why do they always book them?

did someone say TAG TEAM MATCH?

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drew sucks just as bad as Kofi

It's over lads, we won again

white on black crime

They couldnt wait until the actual shakeup?

I like this idea drew's a good fit

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>The League of Nations

ANTI CLIMATIC

WWE seriously doesn't have any NEW talent to debut anymore?

No more surprises??

No wonder they are dead

RAAAAACEEE WAAAAAAAR

>kofi will be the transitional champ to a member of 3MB
wtf is this shit?

Press F to pay respects to Dashabot

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SOON

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Did Cesaro just go through his promo without stuttering or fucking up? The hell?

holy fuck based as fuck! I love smackdown!

Im ok with this as long as drew feuds for the title and gets it. Based AJ going to RAW.

>they push merch
So does Reigns and he's garbage, being champion doesn't somehow automatically make you not garbage.

Team Yurop vs Team Alpha

Who are you quoting?

>hardy vs usos
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Does WWE get fined each time their fans chant SHUT THE FUCK UP on live tv?

lose weight mark

Nothing new.

after the hideous reaction last night why didnt the producers abort the storyline and pull these lousy fucks off tv asap?

>Drew and the Bar

Nothing says "change the channel" more than that

Can Black get it up?

>League of nations 2.0
Rusev and Nak to join when

I actually like this team. Three Europeans, and two of them have the bag pipes in their music. Could be good if they do it well

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NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDD-LY

They blew their load early this year

>ireland
>white

I thought it was Vince Russo's theme
I was about to mark the fuck out

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>3 tag matches tonight

yikes

>2 6man tags in one show

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

>europe vs africa tag team match playa

wow cool it with racial overtones vince

>already getting two 6-man tag matches

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ending the brand split is shit, who the fuck wants to see these fucking dudes two days a week

>NIGGERS WILL NEVER BE EQUAL

>Raw and SD after mania are for call ups and debuts
Instead we get the superstar shake up a week early

okie dokie

youtube.com/watch?v=4__iIaLHR64
based theme desu

the bar is based, though

>Drew McIntyre in a WWE title program against a black guy

Vinnie Mac is getting his revenge

ANOTHER fucking 6 man tag? neither show wins this week

So Drew did his entrance, walked down, then walked right back out? Cringe

Go back to R*ddit.

NO DING

MORE 6-MAN TAGS?

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NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

why are these shitters still appearing on both shows every week

>Another 6-Man Tag Team Match

We Raw 2013-2016 now!

>>Shit is going down
>>Still waiting on Kaientai

Why the fuck is Black teaming with Ricochet

They really shouldnt debut new people when they have a bloated roster full of people doing nothing already

Because they have too many people on the roster.

>3 tag team matches booked so far
>2 of them are 6 man

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dude what if we just booked a bunch of tag team matches lol

t. low test pleb

nxt vs rusev and nakamura
man they didnt gave a fuck for this smackdown

>shadman

>so far both matches are LITERALLY the same matches we had last night

wow!

gain height ya vertically challenged dweeb

THIS!

I used to think Alistair Black and Ricochet were cool a month ago (this was before I saw them 5 times in 5 days this week).

That looks good

Teddy long must be the special GM for tonight because it's all fucking tag matches

NEW

Europeans only, Rusev can join but Nakamura needs to go molest the joshis or something

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Because Vince is a retard.

We NJPW now lol

Is he supposed to be a vampire?

Teddy go home

new

>Whitey Mayonnaise
>Based
ISHYGDDT

how do you sign like every main event indie guy and still make us watch black and ricochet on both shows

Clockwork

Also,
>shadman

>Shaemus, Cesaro, and Drew
Three white european men going against 3 black guys.

what does Vince mean by this?

No, they arent held liable for accidents or uncontrollable events such as the crowd chanting. Though I imagine they have to cut the mics on it as soon as possible

Replacement of DIY after Ciampa sawdusted his neck.

Yup. Drew needs to keep continuing to be a bodyguard or enforcer with other more over people/teams.

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED

Drew's station in life has not changed since he was in 3 MAN BAND. He'll always be a third wheel and as long as you support it, that's all he will be, asshole.

Christ wrestling fans are so fucking ugly.

How long has it been now? It's totally pointless, they don't even say anything. They show up, go through the motions and win. What is the end game?

To give ricochet more personality where there is none

Put on the show after the disaster yesterday. They went even more DING-DONG DIDDLY SHIT TODAY.
Im out.

I hope next week Ricochet and Black finally have a set brand. No reason why those 2 were getting the time they were on Raw and SD for the last month+

He is just code-switching his speech and mannerisms for the audience. Don't worry user, inside he talks good niggerisms, jamaicaism, crackerism, etc...

But Black barely has any to begin with

Nak needs to lead a Jap NWO with Kushida, Auska, and Sky Pirates.

I wish theyd do more promos. We have fucking nothing right now.

WRONG YA SIMP

They should debut new wrestlers and they should debut them the night after RAW. There's a reason why last night was the lowest rated post mania raw in HISTORY.

Granted, they shouldn't have called those 6 NXT rejects up a couple months ago cause they blew their wad. But new talent should be called up NOW, no time else.

nip world order

NAKAMURA STILL OVER AS FUCK

>roman chases drew off raw
yikes, this is how they book their biggest heel?

oh hey, it's that move that was kind of neat until they started doing it every single week on two shows

Isn't that what he did last year?