I don't give a ding-dong diddly fuck what happens in wwe unless it involves one of these people

I don't give a ding-dong diddly fuck what happens in wwe unless it involves one of these people

Who's with me?

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Bobby Lashley as a monster heel. Asuka can put on good matches. I don't give a fuck about the other two, goofy reddit comedy shit.

Asuka is goofy reddit comedy shit who is inferior to Kairi in every possible way

very me

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Now that she's done something, I'm interested.

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God imagine the foursome

Add Andrade to this and you get me.

Based as fuck

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>who is inferior to Kairi in every possible way
lol

>Blackedsuka looking at Bobbo with lust in her eyes

Kino

Honestly yeah.

conceded, Andrade pretty based too, just needs a bit more tv time

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>uglier
>older
>worse English
>less charisma
>worse in-ring

Yes. Kairi BTFOs her both on comedy and serious wrestling matches

>nigger
>gook
>gook
>full sail's favourite son

yikes that's some shit taste

Asuka fucking sucks.

Replace bobbo with samoa joe

You have yellow fever for Kairi and Fatsuka, identify with fat incel Otis and think about Lashley's BBC destroying your girls.

kek, Kairetty can't even beat Bianca Belair.

>>uglier
I don't find either attractive but Kairi looks like a cross eyed titan
>>older
they'll both be retired by the time they start aging
>>worse English
And my water is wetter than yours.
>>less charisma
They're both 'charismatic' But Asuka doesn't cringe me out nearly as often
>>worse in-ring
That's an outright lie.

Joe is pretty good too, add him to the list

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I can ditch Kairi

Replace Lashley with Samoa Joe, Asuka with John Cea and Otis with Elias.

She did in the MYC

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Kairi is so retarded, she buries herself on every single TV time she has. At least with Asuka, Vince wanted to keep some of her monster aura she had. With Kairi, is straight to dancing gimmick jobber and you'll be crying when it inevitably happens,

>Flashes her pits
Fucking slut

>Bobby Lashley as a monster heel.
He's been back for over a year and hasn't meant shit other than getting squashed by small guys

Asuka is already 37, bro. She's way over the hill

Asuka might be older but at least her neck isn't close to sawdust like Kairi's and Lo's

CRINGE
>Bobby is a anti draw
>The two gooks have a worse fate than the fat gook on the main roster
>fat comedy jobber

Asuka is the one crying and tapping like a bitch every time she gets in the ring with Charlotte. She is far too generous when selling and it's killed any semblance of a badass aura.

They can make Kairi dance all they want, there's no way to make her unlikeable. She's too charismatic and eventually will get the Becky push

>Bayley will be super over with kids! She is so likeable and will sell so much merch they will make her the female John Cena!

Bayley is a charisma black hole that can't talk or wrestle

You mean like Zack Ryder? I wonder who will throw her from the wheelchair.

The sooner this meme gets called up and the inevitable happens the better. This same debate is like an eternal loop of delusion. Fucking autism stomps lmao

and also has an inferior version of the finisher Kairi uses

>Kairi
>talking without getting whats
good luck with that.

I mean when someone goes for 'a can't talk' argument while talking about a fucking gook you're just wasting time with them

based autism stomps

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Just like asuka

>we want the underaged and mentally handicapped audience

fuck im such a kairi mark, i dont even watch nxt and when she was in the rumble i was standing and cheering for all of her spots. Mustve looked like a retard since i was the only one in the section doing it

You're only an anti draw if your presence literally counteracts a draw's ability to put butts in seats. Bobby isn't nearly that bad, dude.

Honestly if you enjoy that gimmick and you're not a child it can't hurt to ask yourself some hard questions.

you always look like a retard, user

God helps her when she enter's Vince booking radar.

To bad he is fucking Flair but I get why he picked her

>people actually think this gook weeb faggy bullshit is going to go over with casual WWE crowds outside of chicago and brooklyn

holy fuck you guys are deluded beyond repair

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This would make a sweet sitcom for UPN

It's so nonsensical i'm starting to think it's one rabid fanboy actually.

based

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Cute tummy