RAM Gamethread #7

RENEE CONFIRMED BLACKED

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F

>zayn is back

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Based Bobbo acting like a real african kang instead of embarassing the race like kofi does

This fucking sucks. Why isn't the crowd fun?

What happened with Bray? I went out to smoke.

without the ring ropes, Dean couldn't do a shitty dive or the wackyline
he never stood a chance

bray

gonna take a memey steamy

NO! THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANT. I WANT LACEY EVANS' PANTY SHOTS. YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME WHAT I WANT.

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!

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This. Kofi is a reddit faggot shit wrestler nigger

BTFO

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they turned their mics off after teh SHUT THE FUCK UP chants

BABY

/Ourboys/ giving Dean the send-off he deserves

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He's back but as a possessed turkey puppet

i forgot hhh's cringe entrance for a second

dat hat

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WWE security basically acts as crowd killing now. You can't bring in signs, you can't behave in a rowdy manner, and i dont think they allow beach balls anymore either.

he's a muppet now

BASED MOJO KINO

I missed the first 300 minutes. Are they doing a single women's and men's top belt now with this winner take all thing?

Wrong fucking glasses.

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So Kofi is 100% winning right? the fucking crowd is going to riot if they strip Kofi this fast, and Kofi losing NOW wouldn't make any sense from a story standpoint. They might seriously lose fans if they do Kofi like this.

Here comes the Islamic Canadian autist.

dean ambrose is dead
LOMG LIVE MOXLEY IN AEW

Broken Mojo has makeup now

D̵̯̜̰͈̗̜̼͍̥̻̱͈͔͓̑̂̏ͫ͐̉ͩ̾̄̾̑̿ͪ̕͘̕͟Ȩ̵̻͙̻̰̦̘̫͎̮̼͖͇̼͇̫͎͚̎̍͒̆̈̐͋̓̚̕͡ͅA̛̩̪̫͕̯̳̤̙̱͙͍̦͈̩ͧ͐̿ͤͬ̑͑͂̄̄̍̚͜͡N̡̛̼͙͓̗͎̠̩̩̘̼̜̗̤̙̯̭͙̔̊̐ͯ̿̚̚͟͡
̨̪̘̖̣̞̩̗̺̋̿ͪ̏̾͗ͦ

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>punished mojo

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>Officially enters Yea Forums canon

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kofi is literally african ya seething /pol/ simp

sami lame more like it lol

Dq no belt changes hands

NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. GIVE IT TO ME!

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!

BROKEN MOJO

that flip looked intentional

CANADAS FAVORITE SYRIAN REFUGEE

Based
>D̵̯̜̰͈̗̜̼͍̥̻̱͈͔͓̑̂̏ͫ͐̉ͩ̾̄̾̑̿ͪ̕͘̕͟Ȩ̵̻͙̻̰̦̘̫͎̮̼͖͇̼͇̫͎͚̎̍͒̆̈̐͋̓̚̕͡ͅA̛̩̪̫͕̯̳̤̙̱͙͍̦͈̩ͧ͐̿ͤͬ̑͑͂̄̄̍̚͜͡N̡̛̼͙͓̗͎̠̩̩̘̼̜̗̤̙̯̭͙̔̊̐ͯ̿̚̚͟͡
>̨̪̘̖̣̞̩̗̺̋̿ͪ̏̾͗ͦ

>cole corpsing at mojo's promo
kek

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Did that fucker just botch?

based Mutant Mojo

why

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>Zayn underwent double tower surgery
What?

"That ain't gonna work" lmao

HONK HONK

That was mojo? Jesus

he's back and ready to revive his caliphate

BASED SONG

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>bald sami
the fuck?

BROKEN MOJO

Obvious non finish. No way they unify

D

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Imagine actually liking this sand nigger faggot

bobbo styling on us with that hat

kek

MOJO JOINING THE BRAY FAMILY?

>34 years old

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And off goes RAW. I’ll go watch some college hoops now

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>that facepaint
holy fuck my sides.

Hate this faggot

ITS ESSENTIAL RAIMI-CORE YOU PLEBS

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>sami shaved

Was that an excuse to get renee off commentary?

>no more renee

show saved

who'd they give those to?

LMFAO

based sami going full isis look
fuck off marvel, he acts like a beta white boi

Aloha Snackbar

>Raw after WM
>no NXT callups
so did HHH fuck up so badly botching last night his pet project is getting ignored?

this geek does not belong in a wrestling ring

BTFO fucking zalgo posters

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kino

lol was someone holding up the israeli flag?

i'm hoping for some YOU LOOK STUPID chants

The way the mirror was broken was kino, the paint was fucking dumb.
>Looks like Mojo has a bit of an image problem
And then Cole makes a fucking joke about it, Mojo is fucking done.

/pol/tards are so retarded, they think science is right about race but not right about gender or anything else. It's literally a fucking brainlet board, you could make a fake wikileak and those morons would post about it for weeks and when people tell those tards it's fake they just call that person a jew and keep believing it. It's fucking embarassing.

Thank you I'm actually fucking crying

Like, not to be rude, is it okay to wrestle with deformed people?

fuck lads seeing Sami Zayn makes me miss 2014-15 NXT

JUST

Cringe and polpilled

BASED AND KOFIPILLED

...

I believe he's balding.

He's fucking bald

I kinda want them to get this gimmick, shit would be bonkers.

But he has ska music and does a wacky dance down the ramp, how can you no love him?

The only way Kofi is losing is a New Day heel turn from Big E/Woods.

corbin

>sal and Q in the crowd again

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Lars debuted

Can someone quote what Lashley said?

>gronks "friend" getting a push again
he fucking SUCKS dude.

can someone tell me what happened with dean and bob?

RENEE IS GONE LMAO

what the fuck is this

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Bobbo/Renee BLACKEDRAW when?

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WILL HE EVER RECOVER?!

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>science is right about race but not right about gender or anything else.

So you're saying /pol/ is right. Got it.

>yfw Renee is announced as JR's partner for AEW

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D I won't miss you Deanetty

jamaica is in central america you fucking racist PIG

Vince doesn't want any call ups because the last set ruined his takeover.

lol this is the laziest way to start a new feud

GREAT KHAN SAMI

based

KINO

RAW HAS BEEN SAVED, RENEE IS NOT ON COMMENTARY FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT

RENEE IS GONE!

Yes, user. Fun fact: It is a country that people in addition to a /pol/ meme

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imagine being a white muslim

Did Michael Cole break kayfabe by mentioning renee is Dean's wife?

>Finn
lame

RIP RENEE

When did WWE move 205 Live to Monday nights?

>being this new

>Sami "Don of the Koran" Zayn

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Fag Balor
Sami Gayn

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SAMI ABOUT TO KILL FINNY FOR BEING A FAG

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You're pathetic. It was literally nothing. There were no good shots

>IRA vs Al-Qaeda
BASED

when did wwe just become 100% matches? Shouldn't they be creating storylines? This is fucking awful. Now I remember why I quit watching.

oh nice Finn vs Sami, should be a good fucking match.

sami zayn is cringe incarnate

Smiling geek

He said I'll take care of your wife for you.

>no more WOW WHOA AYY CARAMBA
Based

this, its Yea Forums with flags.

>White
He's Syrian

basedOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

uh

Don’t ever buy weed from the gas station bruh.

SAMI WINNING THE IC TITLE!

just thought it was funny cause sami is arab and left leaning (two groups that hate jews and israel)

Wait, Balor now wears his pre-Bullet Club NJPW gear like when he tagged with Taguchi?

When did this start?

Faggot and Sami returning...DISSAPOINTMENT

>/lgbt/ vs /pol/

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have sex nerd

Yeah, wrestling has become shit. I don't think I fit to the demographic niche anymore.

>The gay community is getting buried tonight.

Is El Generico more or less cringe than Sami Zayn?

>two twinks at the same time
The ratings must be plummeting right now

Slag in the crowd mirin hard

kofi hasn't been billed from jamaica in like 7 years ya seething /pol/tard incel

inb4 they collide and shatter each others' glass shoulders again

>Sami throws Finn off the top of the stadium roof

whiter than you john

>that NXT title fatal fourway
>sami winning the belt finally later on
that was the finale for NXT as far as Im concerned, the show went to shit real fast after that.

how is this 100% matches? people can't shut up and the matches are short and most of it is interrupted by the same fucking commercials over and over again

sami bane

>oh nice Finn vs Sami, should be a good fucking match.

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The original Muslims were White. Muhammad (PBUH) was a White man. Come back home to your original religion White man

>IC champ answers an open challenge from a returning jabroni

what is even going on anymore

I'd like Finnlet a lot more if he didn't prance around like a fairy during his entrance.

>but not right about gender or anything else
social scientists aren't scientists

Jesus christ you children are NEVER happy
>too many promos
>not enough matches
>too many matches
>not enough story lines

shut the fuck up

except the race shit is empirically proven and the gender shit is just shit pulled out of a bunch of kike academics' asses

IM FlNNA BUSS

theyre the same person you simp

>all my Yea Forums frens think it's cringe
>but I secretly think it's based

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taco bells' $1 menu is the GOAT
prove me wrong

>Mojo self loathing kino
>Bray puppetry kino
>Lars debut
>possible title unification (longshot)
not too bad desu

I dont want them to fight :(

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He's based, not crinfe

Renee is gone, but you have Michael.

indie crap

what happened to WWE and larger than life stars?

Sami bout to drive a truck through Finns championship reign

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But they're not the same gimmick you mark.

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hot pixels

i like mojo too bro

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ya seethe

>AJ goes to Raw next week and starts a holy war with Sami Zayn
y/n?

People like Batista, Rock and Cena went to Hollywood for money and stuff.

kek

holy fucking seethola

Who was the other guy with sallvolcanoes ?

>too much macaroni
>too much cheese
>more macaroni
>more cheese
>too much cheese
>I hate macaroni

this would result in nuclear heat, no way they are doing this

god forbid someone enjoy wrestling

Based Mojo with the clown world gimmick, i hope he says it

just got home from wageslaving. is this raw worth watching?

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Ska came before reggae.

>match is about to start
>cuts to commercial

wheres his hair?!

WHAT IS RENEE HIDING?

HOLY DING DONG DIDDLY BASED!!

>Kike

Go back to /pol/ you schitzo faggot.

NO SHE'S BACK

>Rene doesn’t want to talk about her loser husband
Oh no

Bobbo broke Dean's dick

>AJ

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nah we already saw it tbfh

>Renee returns
FUCKING BULLSHIT

Finn Balor didn't wrestle last night it was The Demon.

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>tfw I kinda liked that Mojo promo
Fuck, what is wrong with me

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>The crusaders
Pure kino

I always forget how tall sami is

>If you had not been so selfish, I would've had your little girlfriend quick and painless. But now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish in her nice and slow.

Jesus fucking Christ, how'd Raimi get away with it?

Not really

a tribute to bull nakano?

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>commentary botches every ten seconds
>they let Renee fuck off to compose herself

What did they mean by this lads?

Bobby fucked her

Reminder that Kofi "black panther" Kingston BLACKED the 60 yo american legacy known as the WWE championship. And you faggots didn't do a thing to prevent it.
Pic related is the future you are currently choosing

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This has been a terrible after mania raw. I like when the crowd is super smarky even just for the cringe.

It never is, just watch the Hulu version

YOU TOLD ME RENEE WAS GOING TO AEW, Yea Forums BUT SHES BACK! WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME

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BASED FINN

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why is this match so gay

>returning to the announce desk, Renee Young

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so Renee got BLACKED by Lashley backstage?

somethin kinda ding-dong diddly fishy with the ambrose stuff

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Sami looks like shit lol

bases

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leo had a quicky, bobbo's waiting for after the show

did deaner died

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>How is your husband?
>I don't think I should talk about it

Dean confirmed cucked

>Renee doesn't want to talk about what just happened backstage

Did Bobby "look after" her like he promised?

Very terrible, not tuning in anymore. Fuck all these ads and literally whos

hasnt missed a beat then

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We don’t give a fuck about white “people” like that

bobbo changed her mind ;)

Ay, watch it ya fuckin hebe

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Are you autistic

lmfao you're a fucking idiot. Yeah everything you don't believe is just some plot from the spooky jewish people.

of all fucking groups of people to be scared of you retards choose the fucking Jews. baka. you're going to fucking CRINGE when you look back at yourself 10 years from now.

Worst Raw after WM in years

remember when shitters like Axel, Ryback and Barrett were IC champs and it was like a fucking burial?

boring
can we fast forward to the next backstage segment please

he always does

what do you do?

Yea Forums has been saying this after every mania

He got kinda fat the last time he was hurt and away. It's weird. He somehow gets in more shape when he's on the road.

I don't like cuck shit, but I love NTR so hopefully she did it without Ambrose knowing

I certainly wouldn't blame bobbo

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>throws Balor off the roof of the arena

This. Why is this faggot out and not the true champ?

Why is Sami skinny fat?? Get in the gym you fucking gingerc

>would it draw dimes
yes
>will they do it
yes

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>not stoning balor
okay retard

kys outlaw smark theyre both shit

when was the last time you were in a gym, fatass?

This.

KICKED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EM

No, but white men from Ohio are because they let their blue eyed blonde white women get fucked by nasties infront of them

the demon is just Finn's final form

Vince made Lashley pull his dick out and made Deano watch while Renee serviced it

an seman demon IRL

Not him but 2 hours ago

>Yeah everything you don't believe is just some plot from the spooky jewish people.
I don't believe because there's no scientific evidence to prove it. It's just a funny "coincidence" that it happens to be perpetuated by Jews.
>you're going to fucking CRINGE when you look back at yourself 10 years from now.
Kid, I hated kikes 20 years ago. I don't see things suddenly changing in my 40s.

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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he fucked both his shoulders and was on the couch for 10 months

Can one of the Muslims in this thread translate what it says on the back of Sami's gear?

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>takes several months off tv
>his body looks the same
Vince should punish these lazy indy midgets

Sami got fat as fuck

BASED Weenbro

"if ya got a big dick, let me search ya"

this raw starting to feel stale

Allahu Akbar. It means god bless america

What did I miss lads?

TWO commercial breaks for this shit

the jews knocked down the twin towers inshallah

>two boring shitters in the ring
>thread dies
bnased

it says "smack wins again"

youre a literal moron

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Zayn.

it's nothing speical just his name in arabic

yeah, it says
>first of all, the only thing canada *DESERVES* is a nuclear holocaust. second of all ...

Based. Can’t wait until they rape and pillage Raw’s roster next week

>What did I miss lads?

jack and shit

for the past 15 years yes

I’m out lads.
What a terrible Raw after mania
I gotta get up early tomorrow
Gonna drink some water a listen to shoot interviews until I fall asleep, g night lads.

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Farley was fucking hilarious

>starting to

RIP Super Dave, funny motherfucker

Why does WWE make it a point to shit on superstars that leave?

sami zayns look is terrible

>celebration tomorrow
>Title match tonight

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NEW

Night Brah!

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>that time they had r-truth surprise renee for her birthday

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I swear to god, if nothing suprising happens. THIS COMPANY CAN SUCK MY COCK

gn friend

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>graves damagecontrolling over the smack ad saying kofi is the winner

The only women's moment, aka the main event was... Becky doing a 5 minute promo?

So it was definitely a botch and they're trying to salvage it

really makes ya think

where is wigger cena?

does Cole get a boner every time he calls a Blue Thunder Bomb?

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Bye bye Sami

GG EZ

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WHAT'S SAMMY SANE DOING IN THE ELITE BOX

bro Vince will bury you for a year if you even so much as sneeze the wrong way, what do you think he'd do to someone who's breaking off the McMahon shackles?

>heel turn on the audience
fucking YAWN

>heel Sami
Fuck yeah. Face Sami is boring as fuck.

ASP BTFO

>none of you have the BALLS

Um, friendo, there are womyn and children in the crowd...

this promo is shit tier

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Based Sami telling the numale how shit they are

Heel Sami is absolute trash. Unless he’s going full ISIS, keep him face

Heel sami was the only time he was remotely interesting in his entire wwe run

Hr should have stoned Balor for being queer

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