RAM Gamethread #4

smarks

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you tell me

can corey graves stop being an incel for one second?

Based Jew Queen

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L E X I

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Did they just spoil the fact that Kofi is keeping the title?

DDT

when will he get his chance? It's been MORE than 11 years

Time to turn on the basketball game. You’re not going to miss anything on raw guys

BASED

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how deep is bailey berried right now?

Bayley looked so peaceful as she was eating that pin. As if she'd finally accepted being a jobber.

Is tonight the end of the New Day?

So the main event ends in double dq? Why would they advertise kofi as wwe champ when theres a unification match tonight?

Jesus, I almost feel bad for Bayley

She does a DDT and twirls her free hand a little bit

>WWE is shit
>crwod is shit
Really makes you think, huh?

or its a work?

>advertising a title celebration when he has a title defence
What do they mean by this?

the title for title was probably a last minute change.

already watched enough niggers today

Looks like Diva is back on the menu especially with Mella winning the jobber battle royal.

Wow this show sucks. WWE is finished

See last match

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have a foxy RAW, Yea Forums!

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When is based IIconics coming out? I want to go to bed

>the state of bayley

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who's the lucky /asper/ in the photo

Long term storytelling: Alexa always defeats Bayley by targeting her head then finishing with the snap DDT

>kofi confirmed winning or DQ by ad
wow

Yes, we all know someone will interfiere.

So Alexa is the next contender to Becky? Okay. As long as it's not fucking Charles, I'm okay.

I see little lexi is still good at sucking dicks

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>ad for Smackdown saying New Day party happening

Guessing BRRRRROOOCCK LESSSNAR makes an appearance to DQ the match tonight.

Bayley got the “job before switching brands” match. Like when Nia murdered Charlotte

She’s going to Smackdown

stream fartshd.ml/

It’s for storyline. Kofi is dropping then tomorrow will groan about how what should’ve been a celebration turned into a pity party. You ask me this just spoiled new day could break up

the simple beta losers of yesteryear have found a new calling as the brave NuMale. We must be excellent to each other, dudes. Women's wrestling and POC must be cherised and celebrated, regardless of skill level.

Into the trash it goes.

still 30 minutes for thunder rockets user

God I wish that were me

first hour was good

I was at Raw in Miami after Roman beat Carder.
We chanted fuck you for 30 minutes.
SOUTH FLORIDA
Yea Forumsies .
Where you at?

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hi becky!

Probably not until tomorrow

>have winner take all match on raw
>promote championship celebration for Kofi on SmackDown

Really got my noggin joggin

Worked

F for Bayley's butt.

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That's me.
oink.

Wrong skin color to get a pity title run, sorry

New Day will turn on him so the match ends via DQ

You would know a thing or two about sucking dicks wouldn't you.

me...i wish

when are they gonna just put down bayley, theyve buried her so deep they might as well

match is gonna end in some fuckery

No it wasn't.

Who's gonna interfere in the champ vs. champ match bros? Is Big Knife Manju finally gonna shock the world?

as long as sasha isnt also going to smackdown then its good

I just woke up, did I miss anything?

still can't believe vince put this part in the movie

Lmao

>Jesus, I almost feel bad for Bayley

Don't. She reached much higher than a shitter like her should

to work people when Rollins wins

Where's Based Big Dog?

Welp, i’ll see you lads tomorrow

its cringe how much they crave mainstream media attention that they post these articles every time

FUMING

interesting

yes it was

Got a thing for Brad Maddox?

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>BEX at the top of the hour

BASED

they're having fun maggle

why? shes a cringefest. And dont bring up NXT, the only good thing about that show was the neville sami feud and matches.

Haha time to change the channel.

gross whore

hola cringola

Seething blissboi

Broward, but I haven’t been to a live event since like 2003

Pitstop
I'm so happy lads

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ZERO POP LMAO

time to mute this cringe

oh shit, I forgot about how they always job out the people switching brands on these shows.

Jasethy better turn chickenshit heel tonight and screw over Kofi. It's the only way to save this shitty storyline.

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>Becky opening the hour against the NCAA champion game
KEK

>dead crowd
damn

Holy yumola

Bayley is awesome so fuck u

>imagine having having slaying that ass every night

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BECKY

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So was the ending to that match a botch or not?

Are you fucking delusional?

Based cock sucker doesn't deny it.

>wins both belts
>gets mild pop

it's time for sasha to challenge becky

>all those premade signs handed out the the crowd preshow
fucking pathetic

>that lack of a pop
oh on
what happened?
I thought she was the most over person in the company

5 star Lars debut squashing Kurt and Ryder/Hawkins actually not being forced to immediately drop the titles

>college sports

CHAMP CHAMP

Who doesn't

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Crowd not really that hot for Beck

Definitely a botch

>boss and hug on the back
lel

ding-dong diddly

Becky Lynch more like Becky Simp lmfao

no nips tonight

based deaf user

charmander

My Dick is Diamonds.

Her pits and nips.

Why does Sasha have a gallon of her piss sitting next to her?

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Wait why was the crowd silent still? Where they at raw for 8 hours already?

kofi stole her momentum, blacks steal a lot of stuff

>1 hour in
>not a single backstage segment

I thought Bruce was gonna save WWE

This, she literally forget that you couldn't hold on to the ropes during a pin...shes fucking retarded

Brap the shitman fart

Shes facing the same problem kofi is; where can they go from this? Theyve achieved their final goals.

she sucks and always has

>THE BLACKOUT DURING THE COUNT

CONFIRMED BOTCH

They didn’t show the pin Ahahahahah

Ratings are going down

YOU DESERVE IT

Lol at blackout of the actual finish rofl

pls asuka kill this whore

She won. That's it. Her underdog story is over and now she's at the top with nowhere else to go. She also got exposed last night in the main event that she really wasn't all that great in the first place. A triple threat and literally nothing of note happened.

>S-SHE’S NOT O-OVER!

Yea Forums fumin

she sells it on ebay

They think everyone deserves it.

Has Bliss ever been babyface on the main roster?

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They went full faggot nigger lover instead of red head potato

WOW

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>9 years ago I picked up my hormone replacement therapy not far from here

Who else
>Xd out of their stream

>wrestleMANia

what did cole mean by this?

Oh god she's talking

>I worked on a street corner just a few blocks from here

WTF Bex?

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You should turn it clap clap clapclapclap
You should turn it clap clap clapclapclap

BECKY TWO BELTS

>becky two belts
shit name

based boom boom should have been on last

CROWD WONT STOP CHANTING

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hey ronda!

BECKY JEWBELT

>ric's daughter went horse

what did she mean by this?

TWO BELTS HA HA HA

Kek the look of panic on their faces

Why doesn't bex have 2lbs of extensions on her head like last night

Based Bex

damn
legit this is the first time ive heard her speak
she sounds like a 14 year old boy hitting puberty

Why does Becky deserve this?

This hurts

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BASED

>becky two belts

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this. Time for some March Madness

Look out they're gonna give you a bunch of passive aggressive responses

>9 years ago i worked in a bar not far from here
>YOU DESERVED IT
lolwut

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I thought she wasn't over, Yea Forums

>Using With Spandex' tagline
WWE reading the sheets and listening to smarks confirmed, Stroud to replace Dunn later this year.

>went horse

What does Sasha have to do with this?

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hey Yea Forums. this is my fist time watching wrestling since 2009. why does this diva have 2 of the same belt?

woah, i'm seeing double ... four belts!!

Becky fucking sucks how can anyone like this cunt

God her voice is so fucking annoying and the fucking "you deserved it" chants are cringe

Now I remember why I stop watching WWE.

wait Lars vs Kurt Angle?

It's the only thing Mikazi drinks

BECKY NO DIMES LMAO

This dumb bitch spent the last 6 months scowling and now comes out smiling like a fucking tard.

this segment encapsulates why WWE is shit

>becky jew belt

wtf

Did Becky have to fuck Hunter for the belts like she used to fuck for drugs?

I apologise on behalf of potato niggas

Marks get reminded of stone cold even though it's nowhere close

Is Charlotte morphing into Sasha Banks?

vince.

guys how do i fast forward raw?

>becky tew belts huew huew
CRINGE

Something something Sasha

I'm worried lads. Where's Simon and his mom?

WHAT?

it’s what I want

cringe, so uncool, I can literally feel casuals being turned off

Based Becky Botched Pin

wow shes like female seth rollins

Based

BAWW GAWWD ITS CONRAD MAGIGOR

Shayna incoming

she stole one from brock lesnar

BEXGOD
BEXGOAT
THE GREATEST SPORTS ENTERTAINER ALIVE TODAY
THE IMMORTAL
THE ICON
THE LEGEND
BECKY FUCKING LYNCH

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This is current year, thats a man. Thats the smackdown and raw champion

shes so fucking cringe

Becky's accent makes my penis turn into the big Penis.

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based two botch becky!

this is god awful and this crowd is full of literal redditors

STONE COLD SMILING IRISH POTATO

what a goofy cunt.

Cringe

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baste

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This is bad

Becky's hair is cute

It's as if Vince McMahon has this antiqued vision of babyface champion.

>in Brooklyn
>NEW YORK

this crowd is horrible
IMAGINE THE SMELL

taking a break to fap to alexa desu

im cringing lads

ugh she said "hoarse" idiots....

>her character is not allowed to be happy winning both the women’s championship

Get a load of this cuck

"Leaving home at 15 years old to fuc... fight around the world."

another great promo from becky lynch!

Becky fucking shitting the bed on this promo.

Kofi can at least aim for main eventing a PPV as Champion, he's also done something more interesting in his first 20 hours as Champion by challenging Seth title for title then anything else in the past 4 years then any other Champs in that time.

> becky isn't over
What did Yea Forums mean by this?

That's not even how her theme goes.

WHAT IS MCGREGOR O'CONORS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

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SEX
WITH
BEX

MAKE THIS DIVASHIT STOP AAAGHGH

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peak cringe

Yea Forums eternally ass blasted

>Metallica
too close to the bone brah

as opposed to virgin Yea Forums incels?

why do raw and smackdown use the exact same belt?

What the heck lads I cringe more and more each time she's on the screen

yikes

Did I miss something or did she never finish her story about working in that bar?

Cringe even for a bexfag

why america love the irish?

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Eurotrash still in town

How hard is it to get an Irish gf?

>YA LIL WEIRDO

BASED LACEY

Asuka!

LIKE A LADY
ACT LIKE A LADY

ffs here we go again

Nah she had to let steph dominate her while trips was wearing his cock cage

PRESS D TO DAB ON THE INCELS ON Yea Forums

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Lacey buried

Men who don't mark for a fucking midget potato.

That story isn't PG

the bar worked in her if ya ding-dong diddly catch my drift

HOLY BASED

Why didn't they show the pin?

>Lacey finally does something
worth it

literally my first Raw-viewing since 2007 due to Yea Forums memes. this is awful and I'm convinced you faggots are actually here to get people watching again

Finally the walking paid off.

have you started yet

kek

kek

HERE COMES THE PEPE

This just made me penis the big penis

KEK becky completely no sold her finisher

She was handpicked to be one of the horsemen and handpicked to be the first smackdown women's champion and handpicked to win the royal rumble so why are we supposed to believe she's the underdog in any capacity?

NOBODY CAN BASH CARMELLA FOR BEATING ASUKA AND CHARLOTTE AFTER THAT SHITTY FINISH

MAKE
MELLA
CHAMP
AGAIN

Equality

DESPITE

what did she expect to happen?

BASED LACEY SAVING US

BRAP LIKE A LADY

top fucking kek
this blonde cunt

Hopefully she buries Beck

We've got a strong presence there, user because the whole potato famine thing gave you a few million immigrants

northeast has been infested with them for hundreds of years

pretty sure thats not how to ACT LIKE A LADY

>no sold her finisher

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Becky's expression are top tier cringe inducing

BASED LACEY TAKING OUT THE NASTY

s

Based Bex Foightin Round Da Worl’

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>didn't even go down from her finisher

>the state of lacey evans

Fuck nasties

Lacey BTFO

PANTIES

PIIICCCCCCCCCSSSSSSSSSS

GIVE HER THE PUSH

She's doing a good job staying up on those heels

Mmmmmm Lacey ass

MOMMY

>Saw 'em, they were black
I readily await screencaps

if this fight took place back in the day theyd be ripping each others clothes off instead of this boring shit

I want to claw Lacey’s back

M O G G E D

Rip her clothes off please

LACEY'S FINISHER ALREADY BURIED
OH ONONONONONONONONONONONONON

Lacey looks like she could murder Becky

Dunn doing everything he can to avoid broadcasting the panty shots.

Lacetty buried

POST YOUR DEANS

Muh dick

like a lady, punch like a lady

I'M SHOOTIN LADS

Braaaaapppp

>Lacey's finisher immediately buried

BASED becky taking burying Lacey's finisher

Who is this tranny

>It wasn't meant to happen this way
>Charlotte was always supposed to go over Ronda at Mania
>Last year I was on the preshow, jobbing out to every woman on the roster
>Thanks to the groundswell of support from you, the WWE universe, you completely changed the narrative
>You changed my life and changed what women could accomplish
>Thank you so much
How hard is it for her to cut a real promo? That's what a real champ would have done.

MAMA LACEY IS HERE

1 more DEAN

>Becky is a shitter
this shouldn't be news to you after last night

He missed one then.

KEK DEANO

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WHAT THE FUCK?
KOFI GETS 2 BELTS???

>ambrose's last match
YES FINALLY

THE MAN vs A LADY

I thought of this when she said it, based user.

post all those panty shots

NOW

im so hard right now

DEAN gonna get Bobbied.

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NEW

IT'S MA'AM

BREAK YER FUCKIN ARM

Only cuck is your father.

Is this based or cringe?

good a single punch is such a wack finisher anyway in pro-wrestling. What happened to a slam or a leg drop.

Becky isn't losing her first feud after beating Ronda in the WM main event. So looks like Meltzer was wrong again

I thought her finish was that piledriver looking thing and Womens Right was a signature

youre promo is boring user

I love Lacey. She’s such a lady.

>Dean is back in action again
>Meltzer claims him being beat up by Drew three weeks ago is him being done with WWE
>Meltzer then claims he's not employed anymore as of WM

Hmm, do the WWE like to fuck with what Meltzer says or is Big Liar Dave just... wrong?

"B+" is how WWE says nigger now

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NEW NEW NEW

NEW NEW NEW

NEW NEW NEW

you tell me

I have only seen her win with the right

>kofi vs seff
>before the match starts Dbry shows up
>forces it a tag match against him and rowan and both champs

yawn, vince are you even trying anymore. Cap this post. ya seethin simps

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GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE

Based

His contract could be expired and they're just paying him per diem.

its a work ya simp

the last 5 Raw after Mania's were just shitty tag main events

I miss Bane Maddox