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TONIGHT ON RAW

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Las Malvinas son Britanicas

Kofi dropping the belt, New Day will turn on him. cap this

That CG was so trash holy shit

Road to Kairimania

>Seth unifies the belts with a curb stomp to Kofi
how hard would you mark?

Hey puto...
This shit is racist...

>Zack losing day after WM
Still haven't got over the last time

kofi bout to become the undisputed WWE UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

SO the brand split is kill? Why are they still advertising the shakeup then?

ELI DRAKE IS IN THE BUILDING AND WILL INTERRUPT THE MAIN EVENT

>A few months ago: There will be no automatic rematch clause anymore!
>Tonight: The team that lost the tag belts last night get a Wrestlemania rematch!

Um, it's not a curbstomp sweetie. It's just the Stomp.

>Ryder dropping another title the day after Mania

FUCK THIS COMPANY AND VINCE!!!

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Who causes the DQ in the title vs. title match?
Who are they calling up or redebutting?

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SAVE US SETH

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>Vince taking the title away from the coon already
based

ZACK GONNA LOSE THE BELT

they won't even dare tease a curb stomp
it was banned the first time because it was deemed racist

Seth will win and New Day will turn heel again.

Of course, because Vince is a grade A retard. This will have the inverse effect and turn Seth into the new Roman and New Day will still be cheered.

New Day sucks now, but I'll never not love their headbanging to Seth's theme. Their heel alliance a few years ago was bases.

Rate how powerful this picture is.

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>Hulk Hogan is on the locker room waiting to lynch the New Day
Per Dave Meltzer

>Yea Forums things the belts will be reunited and there won't be a run in
>Yea Forums doesn't believe Curt Hawkins won't win 269 matches in a row to finally go positive on his record
You guys don't know storytelling Vince will hire me any day now

cap this.. this match is just a ploy to keep viewers and will just end in bullshit DQ from someone like Mcintyre laying everyone out

KO and Sami will come out together.

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Undisputed Era debuts and causes a DQ in the main event

There's zero chance either loses the title, there'll be a run-in

It's everything.

It will probably be Big E

stolen bikes/10

This.

I'm out rn, is Kofi about to get Christian'ed by Seth

A returning wrestler, maybe Sami Zayn.

>wanting to save smack ratings
>give belt to sethetty
you know what to do vince, bring back mark

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Based nigger not being champion for even 24 hours

Based namer of dummies.

Bray Wyatt or Lars?

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decently powerful.
there are some big dudes in their but some also look pretty weak, bringing the average down

>Taking the belt off Kofi less than 24 hours later
Holy shit, Vince is a top tier troll. He couldn't even wait until SmackDown

Is Dream too white to hang out with all the black folk?

It has a criminal record that would put them away collectively for 3,550 years.

I doubt the brand split is ending. Reports said FOX was in favor of it cause they didn't want to have ads for RAW on their show.

>haven't watched raw since last manias raw
>forgot about these soul crushingly long commercials

It was banned because people were getting hurt from it

No it wasn't faggot why you lying bitch?

that was probably one of the last good title reigns and it was almost 10 years ago

BOOK HIS DEBUT

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GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT

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I'd stop watching lmao.

HOLY FUCKING DIMES. That wouldn't happen sadly.

Ryder & Hawkins in action
Promoting Baron Corbin.

Yeah, ratings gonna be disappointment.

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>Seth is going to unify the titles by curbstomping Kofi
Vince you fucking madlad you.

Welp, it was good while it lasted, even though it was just one day.

Zack and Curt deserve better.

I can see Roman turning heel and costing Rollins the belt since the leukemia sympy didnt work

Scott Dawson is a bitch.

Incredibly based post

>implying kofi isnt going to win

what happened to no more automatic rematches

Its HAPPENING AGAIN
OH NO

>no more rematches guise

>DUDE REMATCH LMAO

was bobbo forced to be there?

Lars

BASED CUMBIA OP

He's not enough of a mark

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So much for no more automatic rematches eh.

unholy cringe

Why do the revival wear diapers?

same

isnt the leader of the group like shoot 5'5 165 lbs?

that would be based

History says that Rollins will get injured after acquiring any belt. Vince is hedging his bet putting Kofi over.

PLEASE BRO
PLEASE DON'T FUCKING DROP THESE BELTS
IT DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

Hopefully they merge at the top titles and make the women's exclusive to smack down.

can someone hook me up with a stream? not at home, GF doesnt get USA

Are you Nick or Matt?

probably added last second.

Not much diversity here.....kinda problematic....

Kofi is winning lads

It's one thing for Vince not to notice you. It's another for him to notice you and shake his head.

BASED COWBOY DASH WILDER

>no automatic re-

>isnt the leader of the group like shoot 5'5 165 lbs?
no

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>DING-DONG DIDDLY GO GO GO GO

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Jobbers entrance lmao

you tell me

Gay manlets.

holy fucking based

Who is the asian looking lad in the hat?

>auto rematches
rematch clauses have been dead for about 5 years now my dude, its literally made the company worse, somehow

They're dropping this shit.
Ryder will just keep smiling and mutter "B-Big Leagues.."

>headlock match

What are you talking about, there isnt a single white person in that pic. Literally the definition of diversity

who's debuting or returning for the main event interference, lads?

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basef

you tell me

>Has Gf
>Watches wrestling

Pick One Faggot.

why so much hate for kofi? He's a great wrestler

Im legit going to quit watching wwe again, I gave them a chance last night because I saw batista was back and kofi had a title match, Im not sticking around if they fuck me over a day after, fuck that.

It was, shame its so underrated, mark was a great champion.

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Will SOONfi SOONston walk away from RAW as a DUAL CHAMPION? Based for yes, Cringe for no.

bray. he's the only one missing

beats lesbian Finn Balor for the IC title in his debut match, boxer gimmick that draws mad dimes

>he expected real change
Baylor vs the black dude will happen for sure

>implying the Undisputed Manlets won't be debuting to interrupt it

WE GO HARD ALL DAY ALL NIGHT

E
LI
DRAKE

1 (ONE) INSANE ELBOW

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Undisputed Era

>Making their way to the ring in a combined height of 6'0"

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You sent him your power yesterday and that worked. This sacrifice might do it

>people were getting hurt from it

False. WWE banned it due to the concussion lawsuit they had against them. It didn't look good having Seth doing a move called the curb stomp while the lawsuit was still active and he was the WWE champion.

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>come back from break
>5 minutes of rest holds
>back to break

E-drones WILL defend this

new day

>no usos

I told you guys that The Rock doesn't count as black, Kofi is the first.

i immediately thought of this when the music hit

based

Based Chrisley

I want to cum inside his daughter so fucking hard

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lmao name 1 (ONE) person who got hurt from the Curbstomp?
If anything, it's maybe the least deadly move he has in his arsenal.

I remember actually looking forward to Smackdown when he was champ. Even his entrance was based as fuck.

he's AEW bound e-drone

Alberto del Rio will return and unify the belts

That Chrisley guy is 100% closet homo

I rate it 4% out of 53%

HOLY SHIT BASED CHRISSLEY

Great wrestler does not mean shit.

>0 ass
just come out of the closet user

Look you "girlfriend" in the face and tell her to stop being a poor janetty and get a quality TV provider even youtube tv has usa.

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Why does American TV suck ass? What's with all these fucking ad breaks. Isn't this on pay channels?

What Kofi is going to lose the belt tonight? Does Vince know the shitstorm that's going to cause? Social media was jerking off Kofi being the first black WWE champion, if Vince does this, holy shit the backlash will be astronomical

Hi, Yea Forums

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ya seethe?
she unironically likes Kenny Omega after seeing his japanology docu, fight with Haruka, and fight with Yoshihiko, and she doesnt care about watching it every so often.
>tfw cooked dinner so shes givin me what I want, hunner.

PERRO

>>Superplex to Falcon Arrow
>>Pedigree

Seriously WTF

soon but with the universal title

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Me on the left

WHY IS EVERY COMMERCIAL ABOUT FOOD

I swear, if Hawkins and Ryder & Kofi only have one day title reigns im taking a break

>advertising Shield matches
I thought Dean's contract was over last night?

Chrisley is fake and gay

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>all these fucking ads
How do people watch this?

>Metrosexual = Homo

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Amerifats

mole face gross

Well, because fuck niggers and reddit

I wanna see Savannah take BBC

you tell me

*sniff* sup *sniff*

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who's next?

DING-DONG DIDDLY

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KOFI IS NOT GONNA LOSE YOU STUPID NIGGERS

He doesn't care. Free publicity.

Hi champ.

ok so I have been browsing /squaredcircle/
And they seem absolutely elated with the results of Mania.
I can never tell whats real and whats fake on reddit due to people jocking for points and that there is user name attached.
You know, its not user so its not real.

I personally think the Mania results were wak.
I dont like Kofi, hes vanilla and skinny twerp.
I hate fucking Seff, hes a faggot.
I love Brock, hes the last real man in wrestling.

I dont really care for women, But Ronda is legit bad ass and shes one of us really..

Snek needed a big win.

Im happy for Ryder cause hes a legit 6'4 alpha male who is also one of US..

So what the fuck. How is Yea Forums and Squared circle on such different spectrums.
Where do u guys stabd?

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he unironically saved smackdown, randy was killing that show with his hot potato with christian.

based

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Stream @@@@@@@@@@

Click sherk

Basedstream com
Basedstream com
Basedstream com

boy there was a lot to unpack in that nugenix ad

It should be illegal to have this many Fast food ads in one show. It is wrong to encourage people to eat this much crap

What happened so far guys? I haven’t been watching

/ourgirl/

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>Metrosexual
>Im just a stylish flamboyant straight male thats definitely not hiding in the closet meme

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Mark Henry was a legit ratings draw. He bumped the ratings up by like 15% while he was champ

...

I’d pay for a RAW where Renee’s voice is edited out in its entirety

Rollins pandered to the nu-male crowd and Kofi came out with New Day and challenged him to winner take all match later today.

Nothing.

>Ryder cause hes a legit 6'4 alpha male
Bullshit

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White men are low test.
White women want to fuck Frank Thomas.
Frank Thomas is high test thanks to nugenix.

YAAAAAYY

>ryder's bulge on full display nationwide
And people say he doesn't have it made

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU VINCE

>oh!
>whoa!

Agreed on all points. Fuck Jasethy and his Potato bitch.

kofi and seff come out and celebrate
kofi and seth are having a title vs title match later

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I look at my phone and shit post the whole time

you

They did it they actually did it!

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LADS I JUST SAW RYDERS PENIS

>Ryder wins
I'm cryin boys

cummies

Choppy choppy pee pee.

Reddit is based around having safe opinions. There are probably redditors that don’t like Kofi or Becky but those opinions never show because they get downvoted to hell, so it seems like a massive echo chamber. Then newfags come in and only sees the same opinions everywhere and thinks that everybody thinks the same thing, so they adapt those opinions and the cycle goes on

FUCKING BASED

WOO

WOO

WOO

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did he died?

Wait they’re unifying the belts?? What the fuck has happened so far?

>Stupid carnie literally gets killed for half a hotdog and a stick of gum

its not about race for everybody, Im not black and ive been a kofi fan for years, if he loses tonight im seething

STOP SWITCHING CAMERA ANGLE EVERY 2 SECONDS

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Ryder towers over indie shitters and bangs nxt waifus

RENEE IS INSUFFERABLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IT DIDN'T FUCKING SLIP LADS

Reddit more casual - asp is literally the 'chon, user

A lot of Reddit is just like any large group of people: post shit to get approval - it's a far left site, not radical left, mind you but far left.
Hence you can just post "I'm so proud of Kofi!" and get upvotes

Whereas you can be proud of Kofi here and have a discussion because there's no worthless approval markings like karma

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ZACK WINS
ZACK WINS
ZACK WINS
ZACK WINS
ZACK WINS
ZACK WINS
ZACK WINS

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okay that was based

Just

based retard Dunn

pics pls :^)

REVIVALETTIES BTFO

I hope the revival go to smackdown so they can feud with the usos

Hawkins and Ryder are the B Team all over again

>brain buster on the outside
>recovers in two minutes

WE STILL IN IT MOTHERFUCKERS

STILL THE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

Thank godness.

I'm so happy for Ryder seriously lads.

you tell me

Based Corbin up next

REVIVAL CONFIRMED BURIED 8 FEET DEEP

BASED ZACK
>BECKY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE FUCK OFF AND DIE POTATO NIGGER

>OOF!
>EAT MY SHORTS, MAN!

>RYDER NO LONGER TREATED AS A JOKE

all of these emotions...

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G-g-guys they aren't talking about the "Controversial" finish from the Important women's championship match last night.

Could the historic women possibly have truly botched it??

fucking cuck

>winner take all

lol

I said Zach you chumps, Yea Forums goes over clean again

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>doesn’t understand wrestling for the love of the sport

>/pol/-tards
>bryancucks
>contrarians

yea he has the best collection in the WORLD of the greatest line of Action figures EVER

And hes a beast, hes jacked. He's over
He fucked Emma in her hot Aussy ASS.

Zack is our guy

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Not the point.
A man that shoot spends half is paycheck on his toy collection is not an Alpha.

>[Deleted]
lmao no getting out of this one, faggot.

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Was there ever any doubt?

cut your dick homo, stream it.

based bex

I GOT HORSES IN THE BACK, HORSE TACK IS ATTACHED

They are gonna wait til the 2nd hour to bring out Becky which is about the time half the viewers are gonna turn it to the national championship basketball game

no it was so perfect. WOW WHAT AN ENDING TO A WRESTLEMANIA

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Ryder is going to win the WWE Championship one day at Wrestlemania before he retires.

more like wiener take all am i right

Are they going to unify the Womyns belts too?

Also because he fucking sucks in general.

t. randy marsh

>great wrestler
nope, guy sucks and always botches basic shit, can't cant cut a promo and it's only over because smarks are cancer

>He's a great wrestler
He's really not.

Jesus American ads

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Hes right without the penis sacrifice he might just lose next week

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Bullshit

TRANQUILO

#1 PODCAST ON YOUTUBE. COPE GOONS

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and then lose 1 minute later to a MITB cash in

It was either botched or else a worked Bret/HBK done.
Ronda looked actually annoyed, not angry the moment she got pinned

If Ronda cuts a promo about how "I was screwed" then it was a work - if she doesn't appear (which honestly I think she won't) or they don't mention the botch then it was a botch

BOUT TA SHOW THA WORLD MAH PANIS

Seriously.
The top post is all black guys in WWE standing around Kofi.
I mean get the fuck outta here.
Is that really inspiring to you;.
Redditors are such faggots and you can never tell whats real.
It's astro turfed to death

>all americans ads are either for unhealthy for or prescription meds
Really makes you think

This crowd sucks

on a scale of 1 to 10 I rate it nigger

They're ignoring it which means it was a botch. They'll probably do the whole photo shots of the ending rather than video as well.

Based Corbz drawing the heat

I NEED PICTURES OF RYDER'S DICK PRONTO

Time for a real man to come out

>alexa did pretty much nothing
>gets a merch spot

based bex leaving the headlights on

SOON

ESL shit skin detected

BASED CORBIN

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isn't this supposed to be the """smark""" crowd? they don't seem any different

WE WANT CORBIN
WE WANT CORBIN
WE WANT CORBIN
WE WANT CORBIN

coming out to silence isnt heat. apparently people were getting up to piss during last nights match

>tfw watching miz and mrs with the wife
you niggers cant know this feel

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BASED LONE WOLF WORKING THE SMARKS

Why Bartender Corbin keeps doing that head down thing if he's bald now?

When will they learn booing him is what wwe want

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...

Mike Rome enjoys introducing Baron Corbin

>Baron Snorebin

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who /non murikan/ here?

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all crowds are nu-male faggots now

and here i was thinking /pol/ was just being a bunch of paranoid weirdos but that ad yikes

WE WANT LARS

BASED LONE WOLF WORKING THE SMARKS

/pol/tards are fragile

FINALLY A DRAW

Everyone is booing are you deaf?

BASED CORBIN WORKING THE MARKS

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based corbin working the marks

I don't get it either. When I marked out for Austin winning the strap it wasn't because
>omg he's white just like me
It's because he was entertaining as hell and always put on a great show on the mic or in the ring.

Ireland here
Fuck Becky she's shite

Haha they said fuck...

I'm not American but I love America, so fuck you Iranian nigger and fuck your desert shitdom

Why are they using the Smackdown stage?

>amerimutt calling anybody else shitskin
o i am laffin

THIS IS MY YARD

Baron is the last true heel that both marks and SMARKS hate

baron corbin is the only heel on RAW that can draw heat

Norway reporting in
Fuck burgers and fuck niggers

>still chanting you suck at angle
what a bunch of losers

Jason Jordan incoming

If i can have everyone's attention for one minute.

Fuck niggers.

behave yourself ya saudi dog.

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>retire
>get back in the ring for an Angle Slam and ankle lock the next night

says the guy with a gay indian taoiseach

LARS

kurt looks like a potato now

L
A
R
S

Oh shit it's Lars Sullivan

MIN HELT

Is this the largest gathering of nu-males since Hillary's election night party?

it's a fond "you suck" tho

I fucking love Corbin

Lars ain't shit compared to WALTER

ANXIETY THROUGH THE ROOF LARS

Lars about to fall into the fetal position and start sobbing,

post-cte benoit angle?

>the warts in her face
turnoff