RAM gamethread #1

HAHA THEY BOO THOSE THEY NORMALLY CHEER AND CHEER THOSE THEY NORMALLY BOO. I LOVE IT Yea Forums

its a rape smile

Tonight's gonna suck isn't it?

tonight

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poast streem lynk

My stomach hurts so much from all that snacking last night

No. One of the few decent Raws of the year

But who is the chosen one?

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I spent most of the morning on the toilet but it was worth it

Stuck out tonight. Anyone got a YT link?

Tonight

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Only if you’re a smark. If you follow the lines drawn for you, you’re happy Becky and Seth hace titles.

>Stephanie vacates the women's titles because of the controversial match ending at WM
oh no no no

So the mens champ is banging the womens champ..

>if you enjoy what you're told to enjoy and not what's actually enjoyable it's good!
based e-drone.

Should dye her hair half blue while she has both.

will jd debut today and save raw?

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How's that any different to any other day?

these

got the wwe network trial for rasslemania weekend but you can't watch their weekly tv shows? kinda bullshit is that

literally the old man to save this company.

No, Woolie will debut and tackle some old man

Other way around shitlord.

wew lads

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LADS, IS LARS GONNA BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO DEBUTS TONIGHT?

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I love irrelevant women's matches!

Rollins is starting the show

Y'all ready for three more hours of quality sports entertainment tonight?

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seethe

EC3 in backstage segment with the b-team

this is all i want

Who's ding-dong diddly debut, who's ding-dong diddly return?

BURIED

>three more hours of quality
When did the first three hours of quality happen?

DELETE THIS PLEASE

Dolph Ziggler

Only if there's some good ol' fashioned HLA.

I wouldn't mind debuting in your ding-dong

The show better start with something really interesting cause that mania wasn't great for RAM

2 belts
2 stars
no pops
no dimes

>Hey Seff thanks for keeping my belt warm

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God i hate wwe

Y las velas?

Gimmie the sauce bitch

reminder drew and bobbo are weak heels

every monday since july 23, 2012

>Rollins
already shit

reminder that JD runs this board

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who here /WOOWOOWOO/?

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stream fartshd.ml

HEY SETH. THANKS FOR KEEPING MY BELT WARM, DUMMY

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Seth already looking like a fucking geek.

>raw shows support only for beck
>out comes seth
>not the main event person
>he won in the opening match
>gets to open raw

RAW opens with Rollins issuing an open challenge for the Universal Championship.
*MUSIC HITS*
youtube.com/watch?v=jYHfYd9w7DQ

dude why didnt they just give Cole the night off?

his voice is still fucked

Cole blew his voice out last night and still can't talk

BASED

>Starting with Seff
Ratings low.

Didnt Carter run you tf out

Is Cole's voice permanently shot?

So what was the overall rating for Wrestlemania?

It's time to take Ol' Cole out behind the shed and put him down. Can't say that I'll miss him.

I just realized cole talked 7 hours straight last night and he has to do it for 3 hours tonight

Her extensions are ridiculous

>crowd dead
whew

BASWD RAW AFTER MANIA BROS
WE CANT STOP WINNING

What does the S F R N on Seff's tron mean?

topkek at Cole's voice being fucked

>this is the wildest monday night raw if the year, magel! they say what they don't mean, and don't say what they do mean!!

Domestic Na Kanojo. Not porn.

WELCOME BACK TO
MONDAY
NIGHT
ROLLINS

link?

fell for it

any real streams tho? asking for a friend

SEFF
FUCK
NIGGERZS
ROLLINS

BURN IT DO-

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seethe more, ya simp

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WE DID IT BROSKIS. HE'S CHAMP AGAIN

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what the fuck is wrong with taima?

BASED

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Say what you want about Seth but the guy is always over for some reason, dude just has a likeable vibe

5 stars

ding-dong diddly/10

Im not watching what did i miss so far

Still
Fucking
Raping
Nash

Seth FreakiN Rollins. I don't get it either

Kairi to answer Seths open challenge

So how hard is the crowd getting muted tonight?

Seth was always the Michaels

based

Niggers Fuck Seth Rollins

>3 hours left of this shit

Right here broski.

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Apparently it's
S= Seth
FN= Freakin
R=Rollins
Sorry Seth, 1 out of 5 stars, keep trying

>chant
Cringe.

CRIIIIIIINGEEEE

I miss bork lads

That cringe worthy Yea Forums sign in the front row

Based

Yikes APShart

So obvious seff vs McIntyre

anyone have a stream? im not at home and the apartment I'm staying at doesnt have USA

>smarks don't like Becky
lel nice fanfiction

IS IT? COULD IT BE? YES! THE #1 PODCAST ON JEWTUBE!!

Wrestling fans are so fucking embarrassing

>zoomer crowd
Fuck I hate these chants.

Fuck this company

Based

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>you deserve it chants

no kofi tonight?

This fucking crowd pandering... fucking hell I hate it

That faggot has already had the belt. Fucking crowd just wants to hear themselves chant their gay little chants.

don't rush him!

u da man sef

I AM CRINGING CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

what does he mean 'we deserve it'?

HE GOT BACK UP
BAZED

So whos getting called up from NXT

Thank you my faggot

MAKE IT STOP

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>get pissed when Reigns gets shoved down their throats
>mark out for Rollins

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Better than 34/10

every male they panned to was a bearded nu-male

Seth fucks rich n***ers

If they don’t stop chanting I’m about to turn this shit off

Is anyone else happy that we don't have to see 1/3 of The Shieldettys anymore

Bruh why the fuck is the streams trash today

JEWS DESERVED IT

Tomorrow, he's smackerino

>face wins with low blow
>you deserve it
Cringe.

Cringe and bluepilled

>straight into cringe chants
yikes

EC3 was already called up and died. There's no one else on NXT that is main event tier except velvateen in a few years.

holy fucking cringe if someone nuked the building that would be based

Are they chanting Robot Dick?

These fans make me sick. Fuck these wrestling nerds.

Why is the crowd chanting "bulldog shit"?

Are they chanting "pull my dick"

stop whining seth it was the first fucking match

>Human version of a Mack Truck
IM A MACK TRUCK

>Balls on chin

what did they mean by that?

>Brock and Heyman going to Vegas

Brock confirmed for Double or Nothing

Because you can't afford basic cable

He wasn't given even a chance lmao.

Is anyone else seeing weird 1 second long cuts to commercials before going like right back to Raw

Meme crowd

Seff sucks so much holy shit

At least is not like last year
>Grand Slam Rollins

wow based

based seth with subtle product placement

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*works the marks*

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save us corbin

>seething about cringe chants
cringe

What were they chanting?

I don't want AJ to suffer on Raw

FUCKING MARKS I SWEAR

So how long till Roman wins it back?

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B-b-but Seff isn't Vince's handpicked golden boy!

Fucking thunderstorm season is here and making my cable cut out

Did Dean quit?

RIP brand split

seth is just mediocre in every way

OH SHIT NO FU KING WAY
KOFGOD IS HERE

They all look so mass-produced, like toys.. I refuse to believe they are human.

.....why?

Hot crowd

What the hell were they chanting

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>BOLT ON TITS

Kofi Seth brand swap incoming

KOFI

Who's the green shirt faggot? And why the fuck is he at every WWE event? Does his dad work for Vince?

AEW BTFO

I am about to switch this program off because of these obnoxious marks in the fucking crowd. Nu-maleness is almost coming through my screen.

I fucking hope so

Seth doing pretty good here. His promo hasn't stumbled over stupid dialogue and its what we wanted to hear back when Roman took it

>unironically paying for this shit

Huh
this is the same promo Roman cut
LESNAR NEVER HERE HE BAD

>oh look it's the minstrel show act

full time champ

I'm 28 years old and feel like WWE just isn't for me anymore

>New Day and Captain reunion
Based

Press S to spit on brand split.

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>STOP ENJOYING THE SHOW REEEEEE

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Reminder

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He's better than Kofi.

kofi is such a meme champion

>the state of zoomer wrestling

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Unfortunately

BRAND SPLIT CONFIRMED FOR ENDING

These crowd shots are fucking hilarious.

no you don't

Kofi about to beat Seth to unify the titles

If he's smart.

>i love them
What did she mean by this bros? Is dean a cuck?

>ratings with seth as champion
BURN IT DOWN
BURN IT DOWN
BURN IT DOWN

Why are they on raw?

>Kofi CRINGEston

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>Vince taking his mary sue belt off of Raw

>an actual decent Seth promo
nice

Seth is so fucking trash on the mic and now we're getting garbage ass New Day?

Muted. I'm playing some RE2make.

S

Seth about to get BLACKED

>Seff
>Kofi
RATINGS BTFO

yeah how dare they be hot for a show

Nig Day coming to steal the limelight.

It's actually the other way around.

seriously, why isn't big e fired? He breaks kayfabe more than Ronda telling me it's fake

Complete onions served only

the way the crowd always chants along with people signature phrases is too cringe

When are we having an Yea Forums watch along?

First guests could include 2cold pedo and that guy who posts photos of his toes

I wish we didn't have to see 2/3rds of the shieldettys anymore and they turned rollins back into a based heel and not a fan asskisser

Mate I pay for this and about 70 other channels its called having cable you fucking zoomer scum

SMACK WINS AGAIN

They're havin fun, Maggle!

WE

WH*TOIDS BTFO

Have you heard the news about BRAND SPLIT IS DEAD?

bros, can you hook a poorfag up with a stream?

>over as fuck
>best match at mania
>sells a fuckload of merch
>asp seethes just cos he's black

shield vs new day incoming

>Is dean a cuck?

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TITLE UNIFICATION
>TITLE UNIFICATION
TITLE UNIFICATION
>TITLE UNIFICATION
TITLE UNIFICATION
>TITLE UNIFICATION
TITLE UNIFICATION
>TITLE UNIFICATION
TITLE UNIFICATION
>TITLE UNIFICATION
TITLE UNIFICATION
>TITLE UNIFICATION
TITLE UNIFICATION
>TITLE UNIFICATION

Was Attitude Era crowd chanting all kinds of dumb shit? They were still hot. Audience was the observer, now they are the ones steering ship.

It's like they want their ratings to keep tanking

IT'S THE NEW GAY YES IT IS

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I just can’t guys. I can’t. See ya

Why does the crowd hate Chad Lesnar but loves these guys?

New Day vs Shield. New Day heel turn.

Will Becky come out and all 5 of them have a Live Sex Celebration?

obese

>mfw Kofi gets sent to the opposite brand as Woods/Big E next week in the shake up

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Becky's coming out next

>We got you a present for unifying the titles Kofi
This is how Big E turns heel

zoomers like midgets

>unironically paying for the electric jew
baka

welcome to Yea Forums.

xfinity.com/stream/

watchwrestling.in

>lowest ratings in wwe history
Good job nigger

Fuck all of you that wanted Kofi as champ, you ruined pro wrestling.

Fuck off zoomer

Based SDL helping Raw Ratings

>brand split dead
well time to stop watching smack and wwe all together

Just look at these """people""".

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>being hot for a show is forcing shit chants every 3 seconds
the first couple of post mania crowds were organic, these fags are copying them.

the problem is big e is much better than him. and they really shouldn't still be doing the new day act now when one of them is world champ.

>dad walks in

soon

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These wrestlers are around your age

holy shit

big e confirmed no balls

Big E is really starting to piss me off

Big E is here to save Rawtists

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>Booing Brock.

Faggots get out.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Beta midgets like other beta midgets.

im not amerikan ya fat motherfucker

>faggot he just won
Daniel Bryan has been tanking the ratings

Pretty much

>"""people""".
what are they aliens

>that lack of reaction to the Becky namedrop

>.in

uh, no thanks. enjoy your virus

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Bruhs, how big is big e's dick?

RAW GETTING BLACKED

If Big E doesn't turn heel tonight I'm done.

OH SHIT

BRO WTF NO
WHY
BLACKS CAN NEVER WIN ANYTHING

Fuck this reddit shit im out

ugh this promo is terrible

Won't happen on free tv

BASED ROLLINS ABOUT TO GET THE TITLE TAKEN AWAY ALREADY

>Kofi dropping the belt to Seff tonight
Vince, the absolute madman!

BRAND SPLIT ENDING

BRAND SPLIT ENDING

kofi's the most happy ive been about a title win since henry in 2011 barely edging out seth at mania 31, he's been one of my favorites since he showed up.

Kofi's gonna lose the title after one day

Kofi bout to lose his title is one day.

What why

Lmao this nigga really going to be champion for like 22 hours

What have i missed so far

why do people record shit on their phones

wrestling is dead

I think he’s actually small desu

Celebrate

>Booing the obvious heel
God shut up fuck you god ugh stop

JASETHY WILL BURY THE BULBASAUR

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Yep, Brand Split is dead
Double spit, unless DQ

Why are they all holding their phones? What is wrong with people these days.

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UNIFICATION CONFIRMED???

WHAT IS AWESOME?

How bad does Kofi botch this shit like last night?

So Bray Wyatt or someone is gonna run in and it'll go to a no contest?

>this is awesome
And I'm out guys. Seeya.

*sigh* it'll end in DQ

WE TOLD YOU
YOU GIVE THEM AN INCH
AND THEY WANT IT ALL

lmao, this fucking company won't survive with these nigger cuckolds as the audience.

New day heel turn and costs Kofi the belt!!!

>Unify the Giant W titles
>bring back Big Gold
might be based

This is the biggest match since Hogan vs Goldberg.

how can they kill the brand split with fox though?

There's no way that match is getting a clean finish.

fucking bulbasaur

YES PLEASE GOD UNIFY THE TITLE AND HAVE KOFI LOSE PLEASE GOD IF YOU EXIST PLEASE

I hope someone else somehow takes the titles off these simps

>kofi is getting Christian'd by vince
he really hates niggers huh...

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So, they're ending the brand split.

>new day dancing along to seth's theme

>we have GMs
>we have commissioners
>Kofi just decides to randomly make a match to unite two titles
>Big E and Little X act like retarded spastics

CAn we just skip to Batista's two hour long retirement speech please

>Kofi going to have to go to Smackdown with no title
What the fuck

Time for Zack to lose the title

>challenge accepted

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fox and USA both want the big stars

>this is awesome chants

Time to go get some food. A Nashville Hot chicken sandwich from KFC sounds dank as fuck.

This

THIS IS THE NEW ROCK VS CENA

>beck has both titles
>Seth gets both titles
>unify
so fucking obvious and stupid

CURB STOMP PLEASE

this is cringe *clap* *clap* *clap*

...

RYDER ABOUT TO GET RYDERE'D ONCE AGAIN

This is awesome chants made me cringe, they're just talking calm your tits.

YA BOY DING-DONG DIDDLY TAKE OVER DA WURL, CUH

Someone runs in and spoils it.
Or Seth turns heel.

incoming DQ finish

Me on the right in the Apex Predator shirt

PLEASE TAKE THE TITLE OFF OF THAT BULBASAUR

Well that was a short reign

>shot of some guy recording with his phone
the production on this fuckin show

sounds like shit senpai

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Oh god no Hawkins and Ryder are gonna lose faster than Kofi

Actually there are no GMs or Commissioners

NEW

lol dumb nigger

>Yea Forums section

fuck finish incoming

>coming out to that shit theme instead of Ryder's theme
for what purpose

the dude in the La hat was stuck in the uber line with me last night

Have you tried the Nectar(tm) configuration? Is it any good lads?

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VANILLA NO DIMES VERSION

One of these geeks is gonna be champion for just one day

go back to pol fags they are not different you fags they are rasslin fan like us

look at these dancing coons

>kofi is losing the belt not even after a days reign
FUCK YOU VINCE IF HE LOSES IM DONE WATCHING AGAIN FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF YEARS REEEEEEEEEE

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>brand split is over

I don't like having 2 brand champs but I did like how it would give more wrestlers their own spotlights. I don't want to go back to smackdown being a raw recap show, bros

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is Kevin Nash booking?

Not really. Vince fucking begged him to come back for a reason you stupid nigger.

Match will be a no contest after someone runs in

Fox has more money and that contract is bigger.

this

Well this show is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the Raw after Mania was the best sports entertainment event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This AEW fan (AKA real WRESTLING fan) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

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Will SOONfi SOONston walk away from RAW as a DUAL CHAMPION? Based for yes, Cringe for no.

Who is ready to watch my man Seff curb stomp the nigger?

carefully trained by the telecom media conglomerate industrial complex

Who's gonna interfere? Wyatt&Harper? MacIntyre?

someone will get called up or return and make the title vs title a no-contest

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Why do I have to see Fred Durst and his gimp squad in the 1st row EVERY MAJOR PPV and the following shows? The fuckers even got a closeup at the HoF. Are these kids of the Microsoft guys or hedge fund scions? They're able to buy the same tickets every time every yr? Frakin shortbus grads climbs out of their nerd mansions every 4 mths. I may watch wrestling and keep up with a few comics/sci-fi things but, Goddam, I gave up the simp look in 7th grade.

And, no, I'm not jealous of their seats. I've been to 2 TV tapings and fucking stage lights burn your corneas no matter where you sit, unless they sell lux boxes.

cringe

Booking wasn't this shit and people weren't "smart" enough (read; no internet access) to bitch back in the Attitude Era.

UNDISPUTED ERA IS GOING TO DQ THE TITLE VS TITLE MATCH
BROS

post your face

We need a real heel to come out and insult these faggot fans. Too bad that will never happen.

>AEW fan
>forcefeeding themselves fat food

no one was shocked that day.

wheres fred durst?

Fuck. Black Twitter talks more about whether or not Rock was black. They say he's not, cuz he's half Samoan. Guess that means Obama wasn't the 1st black president.

Based

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Zack Ryder, mr 24h. He loses his titles within 24 hours.

Based vanilla midgets Undisputed Era ruining the main event later on tonight.

>bud light
lol look at this faggot

Asshole with neon green shirt and an overworked Sting soul patch. He just looks like Durst

well, kofi is from ghana, so he's not actually an "african american" if you really want to split hairs

HOLY SHIT THAT NUGENIX AD

Dont tell that to blacks on Twitter. One fucker said 'we got a champ we don't have to share'. Share? I can't figure if blacks want full segregation again or just completely erase whites/latinos/Asians from all media/adverts. We'll soon have no white straight male heroes or villains in comics. Folks act like the world ends because Black Panther didn't win every fucking Oscar. But if someone's halfback, they're white.

someone will be grousing about it before the week is out. "why hasn't the wwe had an african american champion? they've had an actual african before a black american etc etc" because there's no satisfying the vampire castle

Baswed

>in comics

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That may your butt buddy but I don't wear that fucking shit, cunt. Fuck your pathetic ass.