Why does almost every single wrestler in WWE feel like a complete jobber?

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After The Rock left for Hollywood, Vince made sure that no wrestler is above the brand itself.

what about Batista?

Cuz the wwe is one big geek
NEWCHADPAN NIGGA REPRESENT

because you fucking goofball, everyone but Roman was depushed for 5 years.

Batista got embarrassed in his last proper run.

Because wins and losses don’t matter.

he got fucking raped by triple h who was supposed to be the babyface of the feud

They have no character. Like how would you describe each guy in the pic to someone who never watches wrestling?

This match unironically made them all jobbers. No I dont mean that in any positive light.

Goldberg geeking Brock was the single most long term damage WWE did to itself. It immediately invalidated every single fulltime performer and told fans that all that ever mattered or will ever matter is yesterday.

Not enough interference in matches. Need more factions. And connected storylines.

50/50 booking

Because they are

Did you watch smackdown where two weeks in a row the entire roster jobbed to three niggers.

Because WWE regularly has younger stars either job out or get buried by vets

Jericho- Old boomer who still competes with the young kids
Braun- Big mastadon
KO- Funny fat comedy relief
Roman- Rock's cousin
Corban- Substitute teacher who wrestlers when he does not get called out
DEAN- whacky guy who likes to have fun
AJ- Religious zealot, heel
Bray- Fat positive tag team specalist
Randy- Old boomer pushed because he let HHH inside him 15 years ago, nepotism

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they have no star power

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WWE book them into oblivion either intentionally or due to sheer incompetence

from L to R
>jericho
>fat guy who would look like a toddler if you shaved his beard
>fat guy who looks like a middle school bully
>aquaman
>very excited peter
>shower man steve
>AJ styles
>literal neckbeard in a fedora wearing a tooled leather vest
>randy orton

I guess the only guys who don't look like jobbers were on TV years before that picture was taken. Except for randall they also had good careers outside of the WWE where they learned how to work and get over.

Let's see.

>KO
Jobbed to Goldberg, Shane McMahon, Braun, and was the least interesting part of his own world title run
>Braun
Made to look like a simp against Brock, twice, and regularly jobbed to Roman for a while or otherwise lost matches in stupid ways
>Corbin
Is literally a jobber, has jobbed to nearly every full time face repeatedly. Also has something stupid like a 5-1 win rate against Balor
>Dean
Has never been booked well, jobs regularly
>Bray
You know the exactly the problem

>Jericho
Boomer, puts over everyone he faces
>Braun
Bork Laser's personal jobber, lost all his heat after getting squahsed by him a million times
>KO
Botched his return and has since faded into irrelevance/obscurity
>Reigns
Character permanently tainted due to shit booking, people now scared to boo him due to cancer so now they just act apathetic
>Boring Corbin
Shit look, can't work, can't talk, gets embarrassed regularly
>Ambrose
Cooled off due to absolutely retarded booking and storylines
>Styles
Gets pushed but is just stale now
>Bray
Loses literally all his matches, cuts the same promo every week and hasn't even been on TV in ages
>Orton
Just going through the motions at this point

it's by design. Vince is like a girl that got fucked and ghosted on after Austin, Rock, Lesnar, Batista etc. all walked out on him and achieved mainstream success without the WWE. bokking everyone to look like a geek makes sure that the brand is the draw, not the wrestlers. no one is allowed to get over anymore because Vince can't take it.

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