Gather round Yea Forums, I gotta give it to ya straight.
For Dean has now left the E, forever leaving behind Stone Cold and his questions.
I know it's hard to accept that Dean will never be interview by Steve again, but we must be strong.
I believe we can overcome this loss and grow stronger... that's what a little birdie told me once...
Farewell DEAN
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DEAN!
BYE DEAN
Good riddance. That fucking rebound lariat off the ropes move he did pissed me the fuck off
Remember the good times
uhhhhh
I wonder if Seethe Autism realizes he ended DEAN's career.
Fuck off, Steve
He calls it the "wacky line."
Brock ended it.
The Austin interview was just a symptom.
Roman did it last night and I wanted to rip my ding-dong diddly TV off the ding-dong diddly wall
This is a sad turnout for the funeral of the GOAT Yea Forums meme.
I NEED MORE DEANS
Imagine being Austin in that podcast and having to be all like "damn, Deanetty Ambrose, you fuckin' badass, all cool with your skinny DYEL body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have put you over, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is chug beer and beat Debra at the Broken Skull Ranch. Like seriously imagine having to be Austin and not only sit in that chair while Dean Ambrose flaunts his college fratboy DUDE WEED LMAO indie chill vibes, the favorable lighting barely concealing his thinning hairline and shitty fringe, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that embarrassing promo. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's THE CHAMP and DAMN, DEAN AMBROSE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his CZW indie shitter fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been ingesting nothing but a healthy diet of Broken Skull IPA, AlphaBrain and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Victoria Texas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled brow as he sucks it in to attempt being alpha, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "hardcore (for that is what he calls himself)" image, the image he worked so hard for with indie feds in the previous years. And then the Vince calls for you to change the subject, and you know you could give a stunner every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stone Cold. You're not going to lose your future podcast career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
when's he a free agent?
HOLY FUCKING KEKOLA
At the end of the ding-dong diddly month.
I hope DEAN plans on wrestling elsewhere and he's not just quitting his job so he can become a full-time drunk.
>2019
>still doing DEAN memes
If he goes to AEW or New Japan, the memes will see a strong second run. Though I really don't imagine he'll wrestle anywhere again.
>inb4 drunk Dean Ambrose Deborah's Renee.
DEAN
On the contrary, we might actually get a real Dean interview where he can tell us what he really thinks of WWE instead of the awkward mess we had the first time.
based big dog working the smarks
HELL YEAH
These are my favorite. Also Austin should have him on again so Dean can be interviewed without the pressuse of woorying about saying something that will piss off Vince
The moment has come lads. Give all your energy out with DEANs
