Trips confirm cause of injury by Universal Champ curse
Trips confirm cause of injury by Universal Champ curse
It's Seth Rollins, he is the cause of injury.
u cereal?
Cock explosion
rolling
Gets jumped and stabbed by a different rastaman
ruptured colon
Tears a pec doing dumb Crossfit shit
Gets fucked up by Sting, Cena, and Finn
He tweaks his knee tonight and requires surgery that will take him out for a few weeks. After surgery they discover he has a conjoined twin attached to his heart and can never wrestle again.
Rastaman turns out to be Dean
Recurring knee injury
More leaked nudes
Gets kneed in the face by HHH tonight while doing some gay shit backstage. Breaks his jaw and both eye sockets.
>wishing injury on Jasethy
>when he gets injured its BBD who gets the belt again
Skeleton leaps out his mouth during Raw tonight, approximately 9:13 pm EST.
So since he got his moment and WWE can only survive on continuous heat, who's the lucky lucky heel taking the strap off him by June?
Alex Riley but as a face underdog after Seth turns heel next month
Sting fucks him up
just because you dislike shit doesnt mean you have to like other shit
Gets raped by Kevin Nash in the summer of 2019
Prolapsed anus from taking Becko's 8-incher every night
Dean turns out to be Carter.
Broken pelvis from Becky
He's a poor man's Edge so torn pectoral muscle.
Semen-poisening.
AIDS from The Man.
he will bonce ronce the cornrew
Raped by rastaman
Torn bicep
DAMMIT
Cancer Cell attacks Seth as revenge for Roman humiliating him
broken ass
Muh knee gives out again
Legit injuring his knee
premature balding
Drew WolfNashMagaChadPacIntyre beats the shit out of him at Saudi Arabia becoming the universal champion
elbow
seth rollins
Gets replaced by elias and nobody notices
Seth never gets injured again and has a one-year long reign with the title instead.
He can;t get injured. He's invincible
Check trips and close thread.
Raped by black men as revenge for Kevin Nash raping a black man to get revenge for being raped in the Summer of 1992
CrossFit injury to his spine and can never wrestle again
Aids and two suicide attempts thanks to that and his tiny willy
Penetration
A robot programmed to punch men in the balls punches Seth in the ballls so hard he ruptured a major artery requiring massive surgery and rehab.
Seth vs Corbin tonight and they both spontaneously combust.
he got caught cheating on bex and she beats him down so bad he cant wrestle for 6 months
Another dickpic comes out, Becky sees it and throws a big buzzsaw at Seth which chops his peepee off.
most likely trying to mimic some Omegas move
Seth pisses off Finlay backstage and Finlay beats his ass so bad he has to retire.
Hemorrhoids.
Vince freaks out when he realizes Seth is shoot under 6 foot tall and hires Great Khali to shoot on him and break his leg in a backstage segment.
Penis broke during sex last night after Mania. Blood clot to heart, can never wrestle again. Becky dumps him for having such a disappointing penis.
Breaks his dick while fucking Becky's ass
Falls down stairs while holding a tray of butter, breaks both his legs.
“Accidentally” eats a lightbulb and needs massive internal surgery to survive.
Put a traffic cone up his ass last night and had “his boy” Hunter funnel hot tar up there. Tore up hos colon so bad he can’t wrestle anymore.
Loses belt tonight to Lesnar who eventually loses it to Alex Riley.
Becky dumps Seth and starts dating me (Craig Thompson).
HHH is fired and Cody buys WWE and makes it a feeder league for AEW.
Based Craig, hope it happens for you brotha. Trips and that happens plus I get to eat a turkey sub tomorrow for lunch.
Trips and all of this happens PLUS I
Lose my virginity by 2020.
Trips and all this plus my wife blows me tonight ...
Neck paralysis
He shit himself and ate the shit
DING-DONG DIDDLY AIDS
papercut.
raped by nash
fug
Digits confirm Seth won’t get hurt and he’ll lose to Roman at backlash
>double double
What does he mean by this
no fucking way
WINRAR
I love this BIG SEXY redemption story
Calling it.
Going to get caught trying to solicit sex with a "minor"
Nash can't stop winning. Holy shit.
Injured by non stop sex with porn stars
I want to take beckys 8-incher in my mouth and squeeze her fat ass cheeks while she shoves that thick cock down my throat
the arc continues
>minor in quotes
Damn I didn’t know pedophiles even watched wwe
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