Previous Thread Finishing up from a couple weeks ago, we're gonna finalize the roster for Spring based on last thread's most common suggestions now that Mania's over with. What I'm mainly looking for is filling out the final 6 spots on the roster from the "cutline" section, as well as deciding on what our medal lineup should be (as a reminder it's probably Gold-Gold-Silver-Silver this cup). However, if you have any other last minute suggestions feel free, just don't expect them to usurp what we've already got unless it's a really good idea. If you don't know what this is at this point, lurk more/go back.
OUT: BRAAAAAAAAAAUN Bork Lazer >airshit Jimmy Ocean
IN: Summer of '92 Bobbo
CUTLINE (6 spots available from this list): Bruce Lee Kemonito (for aesthetic reasons) Big Poppa Pump Krispen Wah Chadblade (was "IN" until he lost the belt) American Dragon Stop Watching Anime Hotdog and a Handshake GET THE TARPS Bulbasaur GO ACE Don't Watch WWE (I'll count it as different from diva generals) Lou Kemia Vince Russo NOWfi NOWston (late comer but relevant) any other suggestions from this thread that seem to be over
(Re: Wolfie and Carter, beyond the likely samefagging going on, both already have memes that represent what they bring to Yea Forums. "Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue" is both the team motto and in the logo, and Ding-Dong Diddly has a secure roster spot. Feel like it's fair to just leave it at that.)
OTHER PROPOSED CHANGES: Hollywood John to Big Match John Take a Bump to Paul Levesque Greenlight as new victory anthem Undercarder can get mmmmmmmmm on the back of his kit
MEDALS: Big Match John (Gold) (Captain) ???/Undercarder (Gold) Dimes (Silver) ???/Undercarder (Silver)
Summer of '92/DEAN/Ding-Dong Diddly in contention for last medal spot, also need to decide if Undercarder is Gold or Silver
Some geeks from Saturday Night Live were raped in the Spring of '19
Brandon Lewis
Wolfchad
Nathan Rodriguez
Holywood john to Dr of thuganomic
Chase Kelly
Kemonito, Tarps, GO ACE and Hotdog/Handshake are definitely needed. Stop Watching Anime would be good but I'd prefer it to just be Bobcore. Summer of 92 is the most over meme this board has had in years and thus should be a gold.
Ryder Rivera
NI-
Leo Perry
This
Joshua Hall
Take a bump to >bulbasaur
Lincoln Lee
Chadblade is still BASED, even without the belt Stop Watching Anime would work the weebs so that should get in Hotdog and a Handshake and Tarps are also good memes
Kayden Jenkins
- Do wolfcuck as player with kits saying "Summer" and number being "92" - John Cena needs to be gold and be Dr of Thuganomics
In: >Krispen Wah an Yea Forums institution >Bruce Lee keep him. why is he even on the block? he's arguably been our 2nd best player since coming back. >Big Poppa Pump I can take or leave him desu >Stop Watching Anime Like it >GET THE TARPS Like it >Hotdog and a Handshake Maybe
Outside looking in >Kemonito (for aesthetic reasons) cut him unless aesthetic can be fixed. However, once fixed he gets a spot back on the team. >Don't Watch WWE (I'll count it as different from diva generals) Maybe >Bulbasaur use it as a chant instead of as a roster player. too /vp/ as it is we're managed by a fucking pokemon geek Groudon youtu.be/x1yUwziYN10
That's a no from me >Chadblade (was "IN" until he lost the belt) dead meme. and no NJPW shitters remember what happened last time you included NJPW shitters? >GO ACE dead meme. and no NJPW shitters remember what happened last time you included NJPW shitters? >American Dragon dead meme. seems like something people would be crying to replace by next cup >Lou Kemia seems like something people would be crying to replace by next cup. not even really relevant anymore >Vince Russo why >NOWfi NOWston (late comer but relevant) weak and terrible
Main reason Lee is up is mostly cause he's very 4CC-core. I'm not fully against 4CC-core players myself (hi Cena, hi VACANT) but it's tough to argue that he's really all that relevant to the current board. I love the guy though and if he's still over I have no problems with him staying on.
Carson Anderson
>still over IMO it is dumb to cut 4CC lore players in favor of flavor of the month "over" players imo.
Don't get me wrong: It's cool to have a couple rover spots on roster reserved for current memes.
It's important to keep 4CC core players and keep players that have done well for us. Change for the sake of change is how you slip. Reminder that with Cena as ace we never got relegated... but then Cena got demoted in favor of the forced pushing AJ as the ace of the team..... and we've since been not only relegated, been not even back to Elites and could be in a pre-show battle royal AKA fetus.
Joshua Price
>both pajeet memes still in fucking why?
Zachary Peterson
Add >Bruce Lee He's a good oldfag Yea Forums rep >Kemonito Even if his aesthetics are meh, he's a big part of Yea Forums culture >Krispen Wah Benoit threads pop up often enough around here, but he could probably use a name change >Stop Watching Anime Good meme >Hotdog and a Handshake Good AEW rep. Maybe the back of his kit could say Thanks CAWdy or something >GET THE TARPS Could probably be renamed to just Tarps or Muh Hardcam, since GET THE TARPS leans close to another HHH meme
Give the last medal spot to Summer of 92. That meme is over as fuck.
On the topic of Bulbasaur as much as I enjoy it, it's pretty much another word filter meme and ding-dong diddly covers us on that. I do like the idea of it being represented through the chant though.
Alexander Collins
>Reminder that with Cena as ace we never got relegated... but then Cena got demoted in favor of the forced pushing AJ as the ace of the team..... and we've since been not only relegated, been not even back to Elites and could be in a pre-show battle royal AKA fetus.
god remember when we were the only team in the league that NEVER got sent down to developmental? Now we're working for outlaws Fetus promotions and doing dick flips for a hotdog and a handshake.
when are we gonna get back to the main roster, lads? We have the LOOK now with logo/kits/stadium... we just need the push from Boris.
Kayden Anderson
Based
Anthony Parker
Ding-Dong Diddlythis
Oliver Gray
Rename take a bump to A FREAKIN TANK
Andrew Ward
Whos that pedo that takes that girl to every NXT show?
Owen Barnes
JJ Williams
Josiah Reyes
desu soonblade is as relevant as ever, mostly the soon part
Angel Phillips
Thanks, add JJ Williams to the roster
Colton Stewart
>IN: >Summer of '92 replaced by the spring of 19 as of last night
>Bruce Lee >Kemonito (for aesthetic reasons) >Big Poppa Pump >Chadblade (was "IN" until he lost the belt) >American Dragon dead memes bulbasaur, summer of 92, *bows down*, mmm and hotdog n handshake, brap like a lady are the current relevant memes
Nathaniel Gonzalez
How about you put in STOP WATCHING ANIME and he scores all the goals?
Juan Long
best response in this thread
Jason Clark
bravo user
Luis Murphy
Add Krispen Wah Bruce Lee Kemonito Chadblade Don't Watch WWE with Hana as the face Vince Russo
stop watching anime shouldnt be added since we made gamethreads with anime before and never pushed away animefags from this board
Juan Hill
Fuck off
Lincoln Gutierrez
mad that your twitter meme is not going to get added to the roster?
Ayden Fisher
>he thinks STOP WATCHING ANIME is a twitter meme 18+
Owen Parker
Why don't we have Kaye Fabe as a player?
Juan Baker
>board who just had a sticky for two japanese female wrestlers should have stop watching anime meme in the Yea Forums roster lol
Big Poppa Pump Krispen Wah American Dragon GET THE TARPS Bulbasaur Lou Kemia
Benjamin Parker
yeah, why isn’t brap like a lady concidered that’s a pretty decent meme
Jason Hernandez
because brapposting is also on other boards iirc /fit/ had a brap player a cup or two ago
there is enough stuf on Yea Forums to where we shouldn't have to lower ourselves t duplicate players like how is done with spurdo.
Adrian Reyes
IN: -Bruce Lee -Big Poppa Pump -Krispen Wah -Triple H/Paul Levesque/Take a Bump
REHIRED: -The Big Dog (a.k.a. Roman Reigns) (I don't know how you're going to incorporate "Lou Kemia" in this unless you put "Lou Kemia" on the back of his kit
NEW PLAYER: -Mizdad (pic related)
Proposed Changes: -Rename "Take a Bump" to "GET THE TARPS" + his own goalhorn: youtube.com/watch?v=ER07IVqSDw0 -Rename "Worked Into a Shoot" to "I'M GONNA SAY IT", change his color scheme to match his n.W.o getup (if PES 18 aesthetics allows it, fucking hell), and put "NI" on the back of his kit
MEDALS: Big Match John (Gold) (Captain) Undercarder (Gold) Dimes (Silver) Big Bible AJ (Silver) -IN CASE, just in case, if the format is gonna remain GSSBB, then --Big Match John (Gold) (Captain) --Big Bible AJ (Silver) --Dimes (Silver) --Undercarder (Bronze) --Summer of '92* (Bronze)
*Why the asterisk? I might as well ask: should this be renamed to "Spring of '19"? Or should it just remain as "Summer of '92?"
yeah but it’s related to something specific to Yea Forums
Lucas Perez
All I'm saying is no yoshicringe in the team, just take women's """""""""""""""wrestling""""""""""""""""" out of retirement and put a shirt on him with all the waifucancer generals names on it
Samuel Gonzalez
but wants a twitter meme in it that has no relation with Yea Forums......
Jayden Watson
Green light meme dies outside of wrestlemania season
Eli Thompson
This What the hell are you talking about? What is this twitter meme you keep talking about? No, no it doesn't
Jeremiah Diaz
Oh shit I forgot about Mizdad, we do already have Miz though as SEETHING
I'm good with anything that isn't Outlaw Shit, or wrestlefu related. That shit reeks of /wew/
Aaron Russell
Based wolfpac
Gavin Lopez
>w/asp/s do well >never miss an Elite >Prozach joins the booking team >ratings plummet and the territory is killed and there is no hope in sight of joining the Elites again
what are your thoughts on unironically being the Dixie Carter of Team Yea Forums?
lol i've embraced my Jannetty status a long time ago
Kayden Morgan
Cringe
Austin Johnson
"Hotdog and a Handshake" is a general wrestling term and has nothing much to do with Yea Forums. "GET THE TARPS" would be better as just Tarps. Chadblade, Lou Kemia, and NOWfi won't be relevant in two weeks.
DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED AND THISPILLED DING-DONG DIDDLY CRINGE AND SEETHEPILLED
Dylan Rogers
ding-dong diddly bump. Looking like most popular ones that will be safe/added are Krispen Wah, Bruce Lee, Tarps and Stop Watching Anime/Bobcore, and Summer of '92 will get the last medal spot. I like the idea of repping Bulbasaur through chants, that's easily done and added to the audio export so we're set there. Brap Like a Lady and Billie Kay are too close to divashit for my tastes so I'm reluctant to include them. Same goes for Hana although it's more of a meme than a waifu thing, iirc, so it gets a bit more leeway. I dunno I don't divapost. Anyway that leaves 2 spots, with the most popular seemingly being Chadblade, Hotdog and a Handshake, Kemonito and Big Poppa Pump, with a smattering of support for Russo, AmDrag, Lou Kemia and Don't Watch WWE. Who will win the Yea Forums battle royale?
Samuel Parker
chadblade Dont Watch WWE Hotdog
Chase Flores
Kemonito (i know aesthetics are an issue, but he shouldn't even be on the chopping block in the first place) Hotdog and a Handshake
Russo would be funny if we can think of a better name for him. Maybe SWERVED or something.
Jason Scott
Don't watch wwe since thats the top console wars meme hotdog and a handshake since it's the top E-Chad response Perfectly balanced
Aaron Hall
Kemonito has to stay. He's the face of the CMLL luchafags in this board. Add Hotdog and a Handshake to work the AEWfags.
I'm a CMLLfag but if the aesthetics fags still can't put decent characters in PES18 then he should be benched until they can do it.
Caleb Hill
Why is there no CM Phil
Kys don
Alexander Martin
Kemonito Don't Watch WWE
John Green
Screech at me all you want, out of everything listed the two console war memes and maybe are the only stuff that's relevant
Colton Cooper
and maybe chadblade*
Zachary Martinez
I don't understand what goes on in these threads. Is this like fantasy booking?
Luis Gutierrez
Red Shoes
Jack Campbell
Yea Forums cup is a regular tournament where all boards come up with a football roster full of meme players, then people stream the tournaments as computers play off against each other, I dunno what the actual game is but they're pretty fun to watch youtube.com/watch?v=TPyFaOXnEL4
Daniel Nelson
dont watch wwe lou kemia
can you please make cena look like boomer thuganomics cena?
Hanaposting is literally the only thing worst than divaposting. Also remove Cringemonito
Lincoln Martin
I say chadblade is still in, but I like hotdog and a gandshake too.
William Cooper
Got to be >Hotdog & Handshake >Kemonito
The following also get a based from me >Hollywood John to Big Match John >Greenlight as new victory anthem >Undercarder can get mmmmmmmmm on the back of his kit
Dr Thuganomics John is outdated already. It needs to be Hollywood John,Long, or JBL John. Don't add in CringeBlade or Cringemonito
Wyatt Sanchez
Don't Watch WWE should be in there as Hana Hotdog&Handshake could be good too, maybe he has giant hands and one of them is holding a hot dog?
Jaxson Butler
I like Lou Kemia and the CMLL mascot. Shame Otis "Pretty Lady" didn't made it. youtu.be/ZiQy5ewWp1U
Charles Jones
Poppa pump has to stay I also want to see cody rhodes dressed in a hotdog suit running around the field
Julian Reed
Hotdog and a Handshake Big Poppa Pump
Luis Turner
I like Steiner as much as the next guy but he's not really got any presence on the board, at all
Andrew Ross
He's /ourguy/, and liked by everyone on the board. And he's not some shitty forced meme like hanaposting or ChadBlade
Caleb Bell
This but also wolfcuc
Matthew Ramirez
he used to be on the team but got sacked after producing jackshit
Elijah Long
Add Why didn't (x) come out
Carter Cox
bumpo
Benjamin Barnes
redittsteiner is gay
Jackson Cooper
ya seethe?
Samuel Hughes
Seething.
Caleb Allen
ya boilin?
Nicholas Adams
Well not quite, he was never actually sacked. He's just in the nebulous "maybe" zone atm cause like others said he's more of a general wrestling meme rather than a specifically Yea Forums-centric meme. Hogan/Worked Into A Shoot is arguably in the same boat, but I really like the I'M GONNA SAY IT BROTHER rename idea to make him more specific to the board. Plus, I mean, it's Hulk Hogan.
Are you literally retarded? Redlight.jpg=guaranteed replies
David White
No it doesn't. It's situational.
Brandon Long
I'd say worked into a shoot is Yea Forums enough, considering how often we say things like "worked" or "based user working the mods into a shoot". I wouldn't be against renaming him though.
