What’s some autistic shit you do because of wrestling?

When I teach new guys at work the job, I tell them what not to do so they don’t end up “working themselves into a shoot”

Didnt mean to give a you I'm retarded

Goddamit

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>do the Rainmaker pose naked in the mirror before showers
>HHH water spit when I get in the shower
>shake my fingers before a heavy set at the gym like Edge would do as he came out for his entrance
>do the Orton pose in crowds when i'm rolling on MDMA
>only refer to beers as steveweisers to my friends
>do that little neck snap thing Benoit did when walking down the ramp
>brock hop in private to get pumped up
I could go on but my autism is too long to list

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>superkick fridge door shut
>pretend I’m making a slow tag when I turn off the bedroom light switch before I sleep

>walking like a wrestler would walk down to the ring
>other weird ticks that I picked from watching wrestling
>carrying things like they are championship belts
>applying wrestling terms to things unrelated to wrestling
Fuck me.

Whenever i walk down a steep hill i start walking like Minoru Suzuki.
Pretty fucking cringe i know

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I still do this

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the way big match john removes his shirt

I retire old shirts with holes or burns in them by ripping them off like Hulk Hogan

I used to stand on top of a couch arm chair and pretend it was a top rope.

Sometimes I cut a promo to myself on some person that mildly irritated me recently. I think I've become pretty good at this now.

I watch wrestling.

I think under 200lbs is underweight

I elbow drop my way into bed every night.

lol

I turned down sex to spend 7 1/2 hours to watch Wrestlemania yesterday.

In 3rd grade I hit a stunner on a kid in the playground and almost broke his neck. Got in huge trouble. I didnt even realize I did anything wrong and was confused. I thought just attacking people if they pissed you off was normal because that's what they did in wrestling

I watch TV at a 140 degree angle from the screen with my arms folded

BASED

Tried it once and my shoulder popped out of its socket lol

Hollywood air guitar
Lex flex
Hum the nWo music randomly

I do the neck thing too
I also gesture to a belt and then point at an invisible crowd

You sound fat.

Occasionally do "now let me tell you something!" to fill gaps in my speech when I'm thinking of what to say next.

jarrett strut
barber strut
flair strut

I always try to do the rain maker on my girlfriend but always ends up going under it because she’s too short

I watch it

Live sex celebration with family and friends

Do a ripcord knee or Kamigoye instead or v trigger her while she is taking a shit

My gf and I say goodbye and goodnight to each other

I call my buddy a fucking jobber for being an insufferable memer.

Rainmaker pose in general.

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Whenever I start talking to coworkers about work related matters, I always try to start a conversation with lines like "You see...in this business...the fact of the matter is".

superkick doors shut while slapping my thigh
haitch water spit in the shower

Once busted myself open to imitate Undertaker at Fully Loaded 99

Is there a story behind this or are you just an idiot?

Watch wrestling.

I call my friends the Janetty

I didn't have any siblings to wrestle with so I used to have wrestling matches with my pillows instead when I was a kid.

My finisher was pretty similar to the Batista bomb but this was before Batista made his WWE debit so I'd like to think I created it.

Based "ye ol elbow drop" poster

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based. I literally didn’t go to my girlfriends best friends wedding in LA to go to my brothers mania party(in NY). She’s mad as fuck now, but it was a solid mania. Worth it imo

I had that match on vhs as a child and I was pretty autistic with long hair, I dunno Undertaker's flipping out at the end destroying shit busted open seemed cool to me

You’ve posted this image and that first line 15 times this week, you’ve started and killed threads because of that.

>quickly walking down a flight of stairs
>pretend im leaping down from a HiaC cage

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Lol I call my younger brother Janetty and he gets mad, occasionally, I’ll say, ya seething? And he gets so pissed

I jumped from my roof through a table in an attempt to emulate my hero Jeff Hardy.

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>used to H spit water in shower
>Brock hop before really heavy deadlifts
>hit the Orton pose under good half-natty lighting
>super kick *slap thigh* to open doors, occasionally my brother, or a friend
>do the Austin “WHAT” to my gf or my mom or anyone who’s just nagging