HOW COOL IS THAT??!

>HOW COOL IS THAT??!

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A WHISKEY BOTTLE
SITS UPON THE TABLE

It would’ve made more sense for HHH to come out to a blue blood-but-badass theme as a tribute to the beginning of his WWE run, rather than the Mad Max shit.

Indeed, but that would have ruled and would make too much sense to do.

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ya seethe?

They should’ve had him brought out in like some horse drawn carriage, but with giant horses and the driver wearing like a gas mask or something similar.

literally the same gear he had at crown jewel

this cosplaying faggot on the company budget needs to get divorced and kicked to the fucking kerb ASAP

>That mobile game level cgi

THE DEAD MAN'S HAND
THE DEAD MAN'S HAND

I honestly thought they were advertising a mobile game at that point.

Fucking cringe

>crickets

also did nobody notice Paul's pencil legs?

Why in the last 5 years all of a sudden he is pushing to be seen as some ultra bad ass with biker cosplay ? He’s almost 60 years old father of 3 and looks like an idiot out there

Midlife crisis on a grand scale

And not to mention, he’s still playing the DX character. Back in 1997/8 when he was in his 20s, sure it was believable but holy shit now it is just embarrassing seeing a middle aged dad acting like a 20 year old. His comedy routine should be banned

He thinks hes legend like Austin, Rock, Hogan

MIDLIFE CRISIS IS A MYSTERY
PRETEND I'M YOUNG AND MAKE THE MARKS ALL SEETHE
WIFE SITS ON MY FACE TIL I CAN'T BREATHE

in the last 5 years all of a sudden?

WWI parade

>a 20 year old
DX never acted like 20 year olds, they acted like preteens
it was a neutered faggy version of the NWO used to sell merch to kids
always was and always will be

Anyone else feel like the highlight of every WrestleMania is Triple H and his weird delusion that anyone gives a shit about him?

Mad Max on CD-I looks dope

Cowabunga man

It was as if Michael Cole was forced at gunpoint to say that line against his volition

Real fans should chant FUCK YOU CUNTER tonight because Big Dave deserved better, but they won't because nowadays crowd are infested with cuck fetish marvel twitter neckbeards

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>gaytch and Batista are the same age
At least Dave will continue to draw huge capeshit dimes for the next 10 years while triple kek has to have le epic no holds barred matches to give himself continuous rubs

he's going to get the pirate ship entrance at WM36 isn't he?

I laughed so hard at Michael Cole saying that shit

Legitimately laughed for an entire minute when maggle said that.

Lmao

>you could still hear Batista on audio laughing at the whole entrance
unironically based

That was the best fucking part

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Do u think they gonna cut it out from final edit.

Probably, I wouldn’t doubt if they already cut it on the network’s rerun

BASED. Are they finally back!?

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HHH almost reprised the embarrassingly hilarious barricade botch of crown jewel with taker in this match

Post the webm

Batista laughing his ass off i need webm need it now

>I keep screaming, but God won’t answer

yeah I can't find a video of it, I might just have to rewatch WM.

>that one Cole apologist every time he's criticized

Gain height

I honestly thought that was Cole just being a smart ass. Kinda similar to when Paige was doing commentary and he said "you're pretty familiar with triple threat matches, right Paige?"

is their a video of this?

kek

very cool

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Literally midlife crisis

The entrances keep getting worse too, they used to get the new talent to be a part of it but now it's just 50 year old paul levesque being driven down the ramp by some technician with shitty make-up.

Really wish this fuck would just stop. Somehow his entrances keep getting worse and worse each time he does them. Batista's was unironically more low-key and better
Just keep things simple, fucking self-mark idiot

this

>He’s almost 60 years old father of 3 and looks like an idiot out there
You just described most Harley owners.

Cole needs to be blast out of a cannon

Nah he's a bad ass biker rockstar fighter, get over it, kid

>when he was in his 20s

HHH was 30 in 1999

>WIFE SITS ON MY FACE TIL I CAN'T BREATHE
I wouldn't mind if Stephanie sat on my face...

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You'd die. She's a fucking unit.

Who says I want to live? It would be a good way to die

Its better to be brapped out than to fade away

>Back in 1997/8 when he was in his 20s
>>when he was in his 20s
>HHH was 30 in 1999
I don't get the point of your post bro, if he was 30 in 1999 he's be in his 20s in 1997 and 1998. I know you thought you were being clever and you'd catch this guy in a technicality but instead you just came off like a complete simp and a bit of a cunt. Cocky and wrong is not a good look.

your just jealouse

a self mark in control of the company...god help us. 'a....aa...am I lemmy guiz? am I kratos? am I whatever is cool at the time to disguise the fact I have 3 moves?

so i went to your room
and read your diary

Literally looks like a bootleg Gorillaz music video from the 2000's kek

God I want to have my way with her arms!

phone-game ad tier cgi

I actually thought it was a phone-game ad at first.

Can't see shit captain.