OFFICIAL WrestleMania 35 ratings

Straight from BASED Larry Csonka at 411mania. I bet Yea Forums didn't even realize that the BASED women's main event was 3.5 stars (only 1.5 stars from actual perfection) and Finn vs. Bobbo was 3 stars based on all the hatred here. It really made me think.

– WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match: Tony Nese defeated Champion Buddy Murphy @ 11:02 via pin [***½]
– WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal: Carmella @ 10:30 [**½]
– Raw Tag Team Title Match: Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder defeated Champions The Revival @ 13:30 via pin [***¼]
– Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Braun Strowman @ 10:30 [*½]
– WWE Universal Championship Match: Seth Rollins defeated Champion Brock Lesnar @ 2:33 via pin [NR]
– AJ Styles defeated Randy Orton @ 16:15 via pin [***]
– Smackdown Tag Team Title Match: Champions The Usos defeated Sheamus & Cesaro, Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev, and Ricochet & Aleister Black @ 10:05 via pin [***½]
– Falls Count Anywhere Match: Shane McMahon defeated The Miz @ 15:40 via pin [***]
– WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship Match: The IIconics defeated Beth Phoenix and Natalya, Tamina and Nia Jax, and Champions Sasha Banks & Bayley @ 10:55 via pin [*½]
– WWE Championship Match: Kofi Kingston defeated Champion Daniel Bryan @ 24:00 via pin [****½]
– WWE United States Championship Match: Champion Samoa Joe defeated Rey Mysterio @ 1:00 via pin [NR]
– Roman Reigns defeated Drew McIntyre @ 11:04 via pin [**½]
– No Holds Barred Match w/Triple H’s Career on the Line: Triple H defeated Batista @ 25:38 via pin [*]
– Baron Corbin defeated Kurt Angle @ 5:59 via pin [**]
– WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Finn Balor defeated Champion Lashley @ 3:58 via pin [***]
– Winner Take All Match: Becky Lynch defeated Ronda Rousey & Charlotte @ 20:35 via pin to become the Raw & Smackdown Women’s Champions [***½]

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>– No Holds Barred Match w/Triple H’s Career on the Line: Triple H defeated Batista @ 25:38 via pin [*]
What the fuck?

>Kofi not 5*
It's another one of those """""reviews""""" that refuses to ever give WWE any legitimate props.

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i don't even know where to begin the hate posting on this...
205 belt should be erased
battle royales are just a gimmick and cheapens RR
brock was on a plane by 8pm and if not seth, then someone else would've won. brock is done
miz/shane match of the night with a close kofi/db
woman tag a joke
us title squash
no hold bar is hhh ego stroking again horrible match
angle deserved better
demon wins...shocker as bobo has been wasted this entire run
main event ended in a botch that ronda wasn't in on

>miz Shane: ***

Yeah fuck that, was a solid 4

yikers

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what the fuck get him out of there

Has the cruiserweight belt ever been defended on the main card or just on the preshow? lol with hhh longest match of the night as usual

>BASED women's main event
this is true by default as no one will rate this bad from fear of backlash from muh fems and sjw alike.
botched, worked ending or not...the right girl won but in a horrible fashion. lol for all those who thought flair would eat the pin to protect ronda "non pin loss" record for a year

REAL reputable ratings from your resident Yea Forumschad:

– WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match: Tony Nese defeated Champion Buddy Murphy @ 11:02 via pin [***]
– WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal: Carmella @ 10:30 [*]
– Raw Tag Team Title Match: Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder defeated Champions The Revival @ 13:30 via pin [****]
– Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Braun Strowman @ 10:30 [*]
– WWE Universal Championship Match: Seth Rollins defeated Champion Brock Lesnar @ 2:33 via pin [*]
– AJ Styles defeated Randy Orton @ 16:15 via pin [**]
– Smackdown Tag Team Title Match: Champions The Usos defeated Sheamus & Cesaro, Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev, and Ricochet & Aleister Black @ 10:05 via pin [***]
– Falls Count Anywhere Match: Shane McMahon defeated The Miz @ 15:40 via pin [****½]
– WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship Match: The IIconics defeated Beth Phoenix and Natalya, Tamina and Nia Jax, and Champions Sasha Banks & Bayley @ 10:55 via pin [*]
– WWE Championship Match: Kofi Kingston defeated Champion Daniel Bryan @ 24:00 via pin [****½]
– WWE United States Championship Match: Champion Samoa Joe defeated Rey Mysterio @ 1:00 via pin [*]
– Roman Reigns defeated Drew McIntyre @ 11:04 via pin [*]
– No Holds Barred Match w/Triple H’s Career on the Line: Triple H defeated Batista @ 25:38 via pin [***½]
– Baron Corbin defeated Kurt Angle @ 5:59 via pin [**]
– WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Finn Balor defeated Champion Lashley @ 3:58 via pin [*½]
– Winner Take All Match: Becky Lynch defeated Ronda Rousey & Charlotte @ 20:35 via pin to become the Raw & Smackdown Women’s Champions [½]

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it was on the main show at Super Showdown and Survivor Series

what's with these rag sheet journos and their unfounded hatred of the IIconics?

remind me again why 205 even exists at this point? they can't have but 50K views on the network watching this trash. hell MMC probably got more views
>Raw Tag Team Title Match: Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder defeated Champions The Revival @ 13:30 via pin [****] WRONG, 2 stars at most since we knew months ago revival was leaving and the only reason hawking got his moment
>WWE Universal Championship Match: Seth Rollins defeated Champion Brock Lesnar @ 2:33 via pin [*] WRONG, zero stars for this match even happening the way it did. please let brock be gone for good. fuckers an antidraw at this point as even the nyc smarks crowd hates him now
>Roman Reigns defeated Drew McIntyre @ 11:04 via pin [*] wrong person won, but muh cancer story line must continue
>Baron Corbin defeated Kurt Angle @ 5:59 via pin [**] angle deserved better
>WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Finn Balor defeated Champion Lashley @ 3:58 via pin [*½] bobo is a waste and the demon is more lore than anything at this point. lets play hot potato some more
Winner Take All Match: Becky Lynch defeated Ronda Rousey & Charlotte @ 20:35 via pin to become the Raw & Smackdown Women’s Champions [½] why, because bex won or the finish?

Why is there even a Woman's Tag Title when they have ONE legit team inthe IIconics? Every other team is thrown together just to fill a spot. Also, please explain going forward how they will be defended as SDL has exactly ZERO woman tag teams while raw has 3, or 2 if beth doesn't stick around
>inb4 nxt callups

>WRONG, 2 stars at most since we knew months ago revival was leaving and the only reason hawking got his moment
i know that but don't care, i thought it was a great match
>WRONG, zero stars for this match even happening the way it did. please let brock be gone for good. fuckers an antidraw at this point as even the nyc smarks crowd hates him now
i can agree with that
>why, because bex won or the finish?
i think everyone knew becky was going to win but the match was full of botches, had no heat, had no real memorable spots, the spots that were supposed to be memorable were blown, crowd was completely dead, finish (botch or not) was absolutely bogus and offered no closure to a storyline which should have ended definitively tonight. everything about it was completely botched except for the fact that becky won.

there's 3 teams
the IIconics
Deville and Rose
Riotts

>literally any match on that card above 2 1/2 stars

YIKES

honestly forgot about the riot squad since they get buried each time out, but they on raw, no other teams on sdl. deville and rose only teamed up for the 1st wttt match last month and never tagged before that unless to build towards that match

Most women's matches are a forced move set and not fluid at all. No chemistry, no flow to the match and most spots are clearly called out. Plus it doesn't help at rando times, they break kayfabe on social media or behind the scenes shit moments before or after a match.

So going forward, you have the IIconics defend against who now? Boss/Hug for their "not handed to them" rematch? Nia Snax and Silent Cow again? I could get behind the Riott Squad gunning for them, but I feel the IIconics will be coward heels and still win. Plus let's not forget you still need women going after bex unless they have charles and cringonda fighting all summer again and again and again in gimmick matches

how in the fuck do you give a match that only goes 4 minutes, 3 stars?
how is that fucking possible?

>demon mark
That should've gotten 1 star based on the fact once Demon shows up, we know the winner. They aint giving Bobo the rub to beat the Demon

>Trippple Man gets the longest match on the card again

Mmmm. It's all about the game.

BASED OFFICIAL GAMESPOT RATINGS below. Do you agree? Surely them all rating every single match nearly identically between the 3 of them doesn't mean they don't have their own opinions right???

>Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Tony Nese
Mat: 7/10
Chris: 6.75/10
Keisha: 6/10
>Women's Battle Royal
Mat: 6.5/10
Chris: 6/10
Keisha: 7/10
>The Revival vs. Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder
Mat: 4/10
Chris: 5/10
Keisha: 6/10
>Andre The Giant Battle Royal
Mat: 6/10
Chris: 5.5/10
Keisha: 6/10
>Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Seth Rollins
Mat: 5/10
Chris: 6/10
Keisha: 5/10
>AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
Mat: 5/10
Chris: 5.5/10
Keisha: 6/10
>The Usos (c) vs. Ricochet & Aleister Black vs. The Bar vs. Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev
Mat: 7.5/10
Chris: 7/10
Keisha: 7/10
>Shane McMahon vs. The Miz
Mat: 7.5/10
Chris: 7/10
Keisha: 7/10
>Bayley & Sasha Banks (c) vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. The IIconics vs. Nia Jax & Tamina
Mat: 5.5/10
Chris: 6/10
Keisha: 7/10
>Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kofi Kingston
Mat: 9/10
Chris: 9.5/10
Keisha: 9/10
>Samoa Joe (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Mat: 5/10
Chris: 6/10
Keisha: ???/10
>Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
Mat: 4/10
Chris: 5/10
Keisha: 6/10
>Elias Performance ft Cena
Mat: 10/10
Chris: 10/10
Keisha: 20/10
>Paul Levesque vs David Bautista Jr shoot MMA streetfight
Mat: 7.5/10
Chris: 7.5/10
Keisha: 7/10
>Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin
Mat: 4/10
Chris: 4.5/10
Keisha: 4/10
>Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Finn Balor
Mat: 7/10
Chris: 7.5/10
Keisha: 7/10
>Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair (c)
Mat: 9/10
Chris: 9.5/10
Keisha: 9.3768/10

>[*]
OH NO NO NO NO NO!

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basedoys and fembot the raters

IIconics are transitional champs to Io and Kairi next month at MITB Takeover who keep their plunder buried on the golden shores of NXT

wtf was that Mad Max shit.
boomers who refuse to retire will ruin wrestling I swear to God.

Their wrestling ratings are worse than their vidya ones.

The only moments I enjoyed were Women's Tag Team, HHH vs Batista and Cena's return. Everything else was a snooze

>Usos match over the raw tag titles, miz shane, and AJ randy
>women get 3 stars with audible counts and a dumb ending

How can you be so wrong

>Thuganomics at the top
BASED
Unfortunately the rest of the rankings reeks of onions

>HUR DUR WE KNEW REVIVAL WAS LEAVING MEANS THAT THE MATCH WAS BAD HUUUURRRRRR

>Women’s tag team and Tripl H and Batista
How does it feel knowing you have some of the worst taste in the world?

Incel

>Murphy vs Neese
6/10
>Women’s Battle Royal
3/10
>Major Brothers vs Revival
8/10
>Andre
7/10
>Brock vs Seth
2/10
>AJ vs Orton
6/10
>Smackdown Tag
7/10
>Miz vs Shane
8/10
>Womeme tag
4/10
>Kofi vs Bryan
9/10
>Rey vs Joe
Not a match
>Roman vs Drew
5/10
>Triple Cringe
2/10
>Cena and Elias
10/10
>IC
6/10
>Womeme
4/10

They're worked and seething
As the shitpost capital of the IWC, Yea Forums is the only community that truly understands the BASED Aussie shitposters. That's why they are /ourgirls/

THE MET LIFE STADIUM
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES

Because they fell for the meme that all Women’s wrestlers have to try and do what the men are doing. It’s why they love Sasha so much even though she clearly is unable to keep that pace going which causes her to constantly botch. If she honestly just slowed down a little and tried to do less she would drastically improve as a wrestler

>Murphy vs Nese CW Title: ***1/2
>Womens BR: **
>Revival vs Major Brothers: ***
>Mens BR: *1/2
>Seff vs Bork: **1/4
>AJ vs Orton: ***1/4
>Smackdown Tag Titles: ***1/2
>Shane vs Miz: ***3/4
>Womens Tag Titles: **
>Daniel Bryan vs Kofi: ****1/4
>Joe vs Rey: DUD
>Reigns vs Drew: **3/4
>HHH vs Batista: ***1/4
>Corbin vs Angle: *1/2
>Balor vs Lashley: **3/4
>Womens Three Way: ***

The HHH match was unironically the worst of the night. It killed the momentum of the entire night. They'd do a spot and lay on the floor for a few minutes. Almost as if they're a bunch of gassed ~50 year old men.

Sonya and Mandy have been a team from debut

the face of accidental peeing

got any pix of Keisha she sounds like a fucking E-drone thot

What an awful, awful show

>>Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kofi Kingston
>Mat: 9/10
>Chris: 9.5/10
>Keisha: 9/10

spot the reddit posters

Seth vs Brock- NR
AJ vs Orton- ***
SD TAG- **
Miz vs Shane- ** 1/2
Women’s Tag/- * 1/2
Kofi vs Bryan- ****
HHH vs Batista- *** 1/2
Reigns vs Drew- ** 1/2, this could’ve been really good with more time.
Joe vs Rey-NR
Angle vs Corbin- * 1/2
Lashley vs Balor- **
Women’s three way- *** 1/2

My ratings:
Lesnar/Rollins - *1/2
Orton/AJ - **1/2
Smackdown tag match - ***3/4
Miz/Shane - ***1/4
Women's tag - *
Bryan/Kofi - ****
Mysterio/Joe - 1/4
Reigns/McIntyre - **
Triple H/Batista - *1/4
Corbin/Angle - 1/2
Balor/Lashley - **1/2
Women's triple-threat - **1/2

Seth vs Brock- **
AJ vs Orton- ***
SD TAG- ***
Miz vs Shane- *** 1/2
Women’s Tag/- * 1/2
Kofi vs Bryan- ****1/2
HHH vs Batista- *** 1/2
Reigns vs Drew- ** 1/2
Joe vs Rey-NR
Angle vs Corbin- **1/2
Lashley vs Balor- ***
Women’s three way- *** 1/2

>Becky, Kofi and Seth all won. Thank you Vince

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– WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match: Tony Nese defeated Champion Buddy Murphy @ 11:02 via pin [***]
– WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal: Carmella @ 10:30 [**]
– Raw Tag Team Title Match: Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder defeated Champions The Revival @ 13:30 via pin [***¼]
– Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Braun Strowman @ 10:30 [*]
– WWE Universal Championship Match: Seth Rollins defeated Champion Brock Lesnar @ 2:33 via pin [*]
– AJ Styles defeated Randy Orton @ 16:15 via pin [***]
– Smackdown Tag Team Title Match: Champions The Usos defeated Sheamus & Cesaro, Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev, and Ricochet & Aleister Black @ 10:05 via pin [***½]
– Falls Count Anywhere Match: Shane McMahon defeated The Miz @ 15:40 via pin [***]
– WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship Match: The IIconics defeated Beth Phoenix and Natalya, Tamina and Nia Jax, and Champions Sasha Banks & Bayley @ 10:55 via pin [*]
– WWE Championship Match: Kofi Kingston defeated Champion Daniel Bryan @ 24:00 via pin [****]
– WWE United States Championship Match: Champion Samoa Joe defeated Rey Mysterio @ 1:00 via pin [*]
– Roman Reigns defeated Drew McIntyre @ 11:04 via pin [**]
– No Holds Barred Match w/Triple H’s Career on the Line: Triple H defeated Batista @ 25:38 via pin [*]
– Baron Corbin defeated Kurt Angle @ 5:59 via pin [**]
– WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Finn Balor defeated Champion Lashley @ 3:58 via pin [***]
– Winner Take All Match: Becky Lynch defeated Ronda Rousey & Charlotte @ 20:35 via pin to become the Raw & Smackdown Women’s Champions [**]