lol for people who actually think:
>he's actually turned heel
make-a-wish is on line one Vince
>sticking around longer than a month
hollywood on line two Vince...another movie offer for cena
>using his cringanomics ever again
hunter on line three Vince...he says only got room for one cringe act at the top
Come on lads...this cringanomics is nearly as bad as hunter still DXing at 50 and you should all feel ashamed for cheering this man
Not all of his movies are bad why’s he gotta rag on himself like that
Self-deprication is an easy pop for Cena, people are used to hating him.
Bumblebee wasn't terrible, and he was actually pretty decent in it.
That was an unironically based line
>Hollywood
Lol, what roles is he getting? Not even straight-to-DVD.
?? He’s in two major upcoming pictures. He is also going to be Duke Nukem in the big budget adaptation of the game.
I had never been happier to Cena in my life, I knew the second he popped Corbin was going to win!
>the marine
if your gonna play the part, play the fucking part and not try to hide the preppy fucking hairstyle
bumblebee is based!
Duke Nuke, Janson Directive, Voyage of Dr Dolittle, project X
point is this way too little, way too fucking late for this cringanomics act and unless they move to tv14 all of a sudden, his act will not work
>implying this was a good thing
angle's match was horrible and it gives corbin what exactly? a push to what exactly? no one liked him heel or face, gm or wrestler, he is literally dead weight and could be in the rosebuds 2.0 conga line and no one would even notice
I fantasy booked a heel Cena idea where he mentors the Undisputed era and they win all the gold at Summerslam.
>Bumblebee wasn't terrible
Literal pleb.
You don't need to be face to do make a wishes retard. Elias does plenty. Miz did too before his face turn.
Travis Knight's a good director, and the girl was fffine and dandy.
>nearly as bad.
Cena doesnt force his thuganomics gimmick in some capacity every single time he returns. It was mostly harmless novelty.
That said, it was still a clear waste of Cena who could've had a quick match with Angle one last time.
CRINGE. Cena is too smart to associate himself with the Manlet World Order.
please don't tell you like bay's cringeformers more
>best and worst thing about his trilogy was megan fox
nigga every kid >20 in the crowd had NO FUCKING CLUE it was cena in the first place and thought it was a new wrestler. plus you like elias? wow, sorry bro
Elias has a great look. Part timers should not be burying new guys like him
^this
cena is not sticking around or keeping this tried old act UNLESS tv14 is a thing going forward. for now, hunter is top cringe with DXing at 50
What about a Cena/EC3 heel duo then?
Him winning over angle would have been pointless. Wrestlers always go out on their backs
Corbin over Angle does even less.
EC3 has been buried so deep that he can't be saved.
elias is horrible
every week the SAME fucking thing
every week interrupted
every week same song, different town name
every week same old shit
b-b-but he main evented main event user
dude is fucking joke as is most of the NXT callups >fucking Lars was right
exactly. why put some lower midcard over thats going no where
>Hollywood
kek fucking Bautista is doing better than both Rock and Cena in Hollywood. Cena's offers are table scraps.
>better
never said any of his offers were good, but he's got more than you or I user
I heard rumors that Cena might be playing John Walker in the MCU, which is a perfect fit for him. If he does, that’ll propel him quite a bit.
>better than Rock
What is Fast & Furious franchise
What is Fast & Furious spin off
>Cena's offers are table scraps
transformers
>Bautista
Marvel
isn't Bautista going to do a DC film too that James Gunn is doing?
>doubt
yep because Im sure everyone that went to see any dave marvel movie went solely for him
name one mainstream movie outside of marvel he's done...I'll wait
majority have agreed that he's the best in the Guardians films
Blade Runner 2047
Specter
Riddick
Implying rock being in cringe and furious and every summers throwaway action epic blockbuster is more lucrative than Dave being in capeshit
>best
two standalone guardian movies
major flop
flop
flop
yet rock in casted in his own spinoff from ff series
current cena should've been angle's final boss with the same outcome as it didn't matter who won/lost this match
then he could've done this cringeonomic shit
>reminder
Drax is pointless to the main story and is only comic relief to starlord
>change my mind
NOBODY THINKS THAT YOU FUCKING RETARD
This was a one off thing and it was based.
>Duke Nukem
Really? That's amusing.
at least he covered that shitty schoolboy haircut
OP literally said this was a one off deal and felt bad for those who didnt get that...i guess that includes you
>based
almost as cringe tiered as a 50yo crotch-chopping and losing his mind over boobs from 20 YEARS AGO in room full of adults and kids
>seek Ra my child