RATE YOUR CHAMPIONS

>Seth
Cringe
>Kofi
Based for the seethe, cringe as an actual champ
>Becky
Cringe
>Hyminn balor
Cringe as FUCK
>joe
Based
>neese
Based
Hawkins & Ryder
Cringe
>penitentiary nigs
Based
>IIconics
Based
>Johnny false finish
Cringe as fuck
>gay nigger
Based
>Shayna
Based
>War raiders
Don’t care
Don’t watch NXT UGay

iiconics ya simpleton

>UC
Cringe Incarnate

>WWEC
Abomination

>RWC
LOL

>SWC
Is this serious?

>IC
I didn't realize how much gayer this list was going to get, then I ran into an actual homosexual.

>USC
Not bad.

>205C
Who?

>RTTC
Based I guess?

>STTC
Yeah they are okay I think, I don't watch.

>WTTC
End this shit, but put Peyton on muh dik.

Yes. He's a fat sack of shit that looks like his mother still wipes him.

Idk who half of these ppl are. Who the hell is Tony Nese?

Vince oughta call up Dream and have him take the title off of Kofi.

>your
Fuck off E Drone

Tony nese is the most athletic and talented guy in that whole thing.

seth - cringe
kofi - cringe
becky - cringe
finn - cringe
joe - ok
tony nese - literally who
ryder and hawkins - based
usos - cringe
iconics - cringe
johnny reddit - holy fucking cringe
velveta meme - cringe
baszler - cringe
war raiders - based
walter - based
toni storm - yumola braphog so based
drake and gibson - literally who

Walter is dope, he's going to main event Wrestlemania 38. He the next great monster

all of them except the Usos should lose their titles at the next available chance. Pathetic

>Seth
Decent
>Kofi
Based
>Bex
Cringe
>Finn
Ding-Dong Diddlycringe
>Joe
Decent
>Tony
I don't know who this is
>Dudebusters
Okay
>Usos
Based
>Iconics
Meh
>Reddit
nope
>Dream
Based
>Walter
Based

Everything else is a yuck and or cringe

>all of them especially the usos
FTFY

>seff
6/10 He's okay
>kofi
0/10 Bryan was the only reason to watch smackdown and now he's replaced by the cringe gay nigger minstrel show
>becky
5/10 she's the most popular woman but there's no reason for her to be champ on both shows
>us and intercontinental titles
miz and ziggler killed these titles long ago who gives a fuck about them
>nese
literally no idea who this is
>ryder and hawkins
fuck off with this "everyone gets to be a champ yay!" bullshit
>usos
8/10 best tag team in wwe
>iiconics
10/10 based bogans make any divashit entertaining with their shrieking and chatter
>gargano
2/10 overrated faggot only pushed because meltzer gives him good ratings because their friends and hhh is a mark
>dream
8/10 Finally an nxt guy with an actual future and not some washed up indy loser in his thirties
>bazler
6/10 she's alright on her own but the four horsewomen shit i stupid
>war raiders
chubby yanks who LARP as vikings are cringe as fuck
>walter
8/10 based finally a uk champ who isn't a simp
>toni storm
6/10 she cute
>drake and gibson
literally who

>Seth
Meh
>Kofi
Based
>Becky
*botch*
>Balor
GAY
>Joe
Based
>Tony Nese
Meh
Hawkins & Ryder
Based
>Usos
Based
>IIconics
Based
>Johnny Reddit
CRINGE
>Velveteen
Based
>Shayna
Based
>War raiders
Meh

>no bito
its shit

then why did it take him 40 mins to beat a hobbit?

monster my ass

>Seethe Reelins
Cringe
>Nigger
Cringe
>Cunt
Cringe
>Cunt
Cringe
>Fergul Devitt
Based
>Nigger
Cringe
>Who
Cringe
>Manchildren
Cringe
>Niggers
Cringe
>Cunts
Cringe
>Manchild
Cringe
>Nigger
Cringe
>Cunt
Cringe
>Neckbeards
Cringe
>Incel
Cringe
>Cunt
Cringe
>Who
Cringe

>Dimes
SmoJoe, Ryder & Hawkins, IIconics, Dream, Baszler, and Raiders.
>Nickles
Sef, Bex, Uce, Gaylor, and Nigston.
>Pennies
Nese, WALTER, and Drake & Gibson.
>Yikes, no draws
BLACKED Storm.
>Oof, anti draws
Johnny Reddit

holy shit this is definitely the worst era
its full of shitty jobbers and midcarders
samoa joe, walter, and velveteen dream are the only ones worth a damn

>based
Joe, Iiconics, Shayna, Walter

>cringe
everyone else

Tony Nese shouldn’t have won. Neither should have Ryder & Hawkins. Other than that, aight

jobber look

Gay

Noticed how i didn't say cringe

This is a good idea

Iconics, Joe, Walter, Broskis, Becky, Usos are based.

all jobbers, queers and flippy midgets except for samoa joe

>Seth
Shitty transition to Drew
>Kofi
Based, but transition
>Becky
best option, but holy shit what a botch
>Finn
remember when he was a main eventer?
>Joe
BASED
>Tony
based but always in the cruiserweight
>Zack and Curt
transitional
>Usos
BASED
>IIconics
BASED
>Johnny
terrible decision, not only is he not the best option, but wasted his entire story just to shoe-horn the title on him as quickly as possible
>Dream
BASED
>Baszler
Better than Ronda, but has held onto the title for too long
>Raiders
dont care about NXT tag-teams
>Walter
BASED AND BASEDPILLED
>Toni
HOT JAW
>NXT UK tag
who?

tl;dr NXT + Walter is based. Uncertain about Gargano. Rest is either shit or good but the booking makes them uninteresting.

> Rollins
Would rather have Roman as champs.
> Kofi
Literally "Thank you for your service" reign.
> Joe
Another midcarder getting the belt for a bit before dropping it to another random guy that will hold it for a bit.

> Hawkins & Ryder
Would have liked to care but the booking around their winning was as existent as my feelings about them.
> Usos
They're good but I'm tired to see them around.
> IIconics
Good surprise to have them win but like Hawkins & Ryder, it shouldn't have happen in these circumstances.

> NXT lads except Gargano
Based.
> Gargano
The only thing interesting about him was his rivalry with Ciampa. With him gone, I'm afraid there's nothing going forward with him.
> WALTER
Based.

> Becky, Balor, Nese, Storm and the literally who from NXTUK.
Don't care.

>Seth
Meh
>Kofi
We'll see but I suspect he won't be great
>Becky x2
bad
>Finn
Meh
>Joe
great
>Nese
I don't watch the manlet division
>Ryder/Hawkins
based
>Usos
great
>IIconics
great
>Gargano
meh
>Dream
based
>Shayna
meh
>War Raiders
based
>WALTER
based
>Storm
fine
>Drake/Gibson
meh

Seff - Could be good if we go to his kino days of 2015
Coffee - Transitional Champ
Becky - Okay I guess
Finn - Gay
Joe - Based
Nobody Watches 205
All WWE Tag Divisions Are Dead
All NXT Champions are cringe, specially Johnny Reddit. War Machine are alright.
Walter - Saved us from the UK manlets and brought legitimacy to the brand
Pussy Rubber - is an okay UK woman’s champ
Idk who the UK tag simps are

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Nese is a good king of the Manlets. War Machine is based otherwise agree

My ideal champions by next Summerslam:

Universal- Cena
WWE- Luke Harper
US- Andrade
IC- Buddy Murphy
Raw Women’s- Alexa
Smackdown Women’s- Lacey Evans
Smackdown Tag- Rusev/Shinsuke
Raw tag- Undisputed era

Why the fuck are the Usos even champions?

Nese Murphy was match of the night. Shame it was the literal pre-kickoff shoe opener, so 9 people saw it.

Fucking terrible

Kofi will not hold that belt for long. They will either put it back on DBry or another heel. I get the feeling they’re gonna ship Roman to SD for the FOX move. Seff will be the face of Raw and will probably get his match with AJ, as AJ is beyond stale on SDL. Drew needs to be kept as far away from Roman as possible so that’s another good reason for Reigns to move. I have no clue what’s going to happen with the women and tbqh I don’t fucking care

They're the most over tag team, people love wiggers

all trash except for >Joe
>Zack and Curt
>IIconics
>Dream
>WALTER
>Nese

>Seth
horrible
>Kofi
okay
>Bex
had a chance to be good but after the past couple months and tonight's clown fiesta, i've grown completely sick of this shit and wish it would just fuck off
>Finn
crinfe but i don't really care
>Joe
bases
>Tony
who cares
>Zack & Curt
bases af
>Usos
alright
>Iconics
absolutely bases
>Gargano
horrible wish he would be released desu
>Dream
bases
>Baszler
who cares
>War Raiders
who cares
>Walter
who cares
>Storm
who cares
>Drake & Gibson
literally who, never heard of them

Seth - nope
Kofi - nope
Becky - nope
Finn - nope
Joe - neutral
Tony Nese - yes
Ryder and Hawkins - yes
Usos - nope
IIconics - yes
Johnny Gargano - nope
Velveteen Dream - yes
Baszler - nope
War Raiders - yes
>WALTER - FUCK YES!
Toni Storm - yes
Drake and Gibson - neutral

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Cuz you a fagget

>UC
Retarded because of the build and match
>WWE
Based, but only because the story
>Women's
Blew it and has been cringe for months
>US
Based
>Wimminz tag
Based Aussie shitposters
>NXT NA
Based
>UK
WALTER is based but I didn't watch the match

The rest I don't care about

They're gang banging your mom

Joe, Walter and Dream are cool. Iiconics are fun for shitposting purposes. Everything else is pretty cringe.

>Rollins
Cringe, hope it's transitional
>Kofi
Have no strong opinion either way, hopefully there's fresh match ups
>Becky
Good, Ronda is a shitter and Charles is cringe
>Balor
Based Big Dick Devitt
>Joey Samoey
Based, although they're going to have to give him a storyline eventually
>Tony Nese
Who?
>Ryder/Hawkins
Genuinely lovely guys, like their podcast, absolutely nothing to say about their wrestling
>Usos
Been through this before, not interested
>Iiconics
Who?
>NXT shit
Not interested
>WALTER
Based
>Other NXT UK shit
Not interested

Overall, a good spread. Hopefully WWE have lookin looked further ahead with the booking than just "lol give them the strap at mania for the pop" like usual

>Seff
Don't care at all
>Kofi
Good. I want to see where this is going.
>Becky
I want to have sex with her and cum on both belts. Also BASED.
>Becky again
See above
>Finn Gaylord
Demon was BASED. might be ok.
>Joe
BASED. Keep him violent.
>Nese
Looking forward to see where this takes 205
>Ryder/Hawkins
Will lose the belts tonight on RAW. Nobody really cares.
>Uso's
BASED, but the tag division is shit. Should've unified the belts.
>Iconics
They're horrible, way to devalue your belts so soon. But they are annoying as fuck, so whoever beats them will be a hero.
>Johnny Champion
BASED
>Dream
BASED
>BASEDler
BASED, but she needs to be called up
>War Raiders
Decent
>WALTER
BASED
>Storm
Don't care
>Who & Who
Who?

Okada is better than all these simps combined desu.

>Rollins
Cringe
>Kofi
Despite making up only 13% of the population he commits 50% of all cringe
>Lynch
Cringe
>Balor
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
>Joe
Based
>Nese
Based
>Ryder and Hawkins
Cringe
>IIconics
Work my dick into a shoot every time so pretty fucking based
>Johnny Reddit
Cringe as fuck
>Dream
Based as fuck
>Baszler
Cringe
>War Raiders
Don't care so cringe
>WALTER
BASIERT ALS FICK
>Storm
Cringe
>Grizzled Young Vets
Done fuck all since winning the belts so cringe

>Taguchi Japan strapped
Impossibly based

Based Kofi and buncha nobodies.
Who's from New Day gonna betray him and try to beat him for the title?

I mean this in all sincerity
not trolling
this is honestly the weakest line up of champions I have ever seen in my 30 years of watching pro wrestling

>Main Roster
All based except Seff and Kofi
>NXT
Cringe, based, Cringe, Based
>NXT UK
All based

>seff
4/10
>kofi
3/10
>beko
5/10
>finn
2/10
>sjoe
5/10
>tony nese
?/10
>ryder & hawkins
7/10
>usos
7/10
>aussies
10/10

THE STATE OF WWNETTY

Imagine taking the title away from le first black champion and giving it to a guy who's bigger, more entertaining and blacker than Kofi

My champion is okada

Is Nesse a face or a heel?
how fat are you

Ding-Dong DiddlyBasedola:
Iiconics
Kofi
Velveteen
Shayna
Walter
Zack Gibson and another guy

Ding-Dong DiddlyMehola:
Becky
Finn
Sammy Jammy
Nese
Usos
RyHawk
Johnny Reddit
Toni Storm

Ding-Dong DiddlyCringeola:
Seth Rollins
War Raiders

Smack tag is stale as fuck,

Expect the New Day to win this week so they can all pose with the strap

Would you prefer Bork retaining to Seth

How can someone be blacker than the black dude that was born in Africa?

>Seth
Channel changer
>Kofi
Channel changer
>Becky
Channel changer
>Becky
Channel changer
>Finn
Could be worse
>Joe
Based!
>Literally
>Zack and Curt
Based!
>Usos
Based!
>Shitposters
Based!
>Johnny
Reddit
>Dream
Based!
>Literally
Who
>Literally
Who
>Toni
Brap!
>Literally
Who

>UC
Based... who the fuck would you rather? Roman? Drew? Brock still? He's literally the best option at the moment and he has been the best worker over the last year
>WWE
Clearly a transitional champ with Bryan winning it back eventually...it's fine for the moment he got though, and the heat Bryan will get when he wins it back
>Becky
ehh, we all knew it was going to happen...it would be fine if they didn't overpush her on both shows every night...honestly Heel Ronda is more interesting than her to me though
>IC
Gay, Bobbo should be treated better
>US
Based, hope he keeps for a while
>CW
whatever...don't really care about the CW's
>raw tag
honestly don't give a shit about either of them, would have rathered Dash and Dawson kept the belts over giving them a forced moment
>Smack tag
ehh, would of preferred rusev and nakamura getting a chance with the belts...still better than a lot of options though
>women's tag
based, only real tag team so they deserve it over the botch bitches, the fat bitches, and the RBF ttwins
>NXT
Johnny reddit can suck a dick but i'm not sure I'd rather BABAY either...NXT is in a weird spot right now
>NXT NA
only good singles wrestler on NXT (riddle is ok too I guess but not really interesting outside the ring)
>NXT tag
Based as fuck, though they will surely be Ascensioned when they make it to the main roster
Don't care about UK but Walter does seem a bit based and old school monsterish and toni storm does seem pretty hot so they are good I guess

Forgot Shayna oh well

>Seth
meh
>Kofi
meh
>Balor
fuck off
>Senor Joe
good enough
>who?
who?
>Zack & Curt
Holy Based
>Thugsos
Holy Based
>Gargano
Meh
>Dream
good enough
>War Cringe
>Water
cringe
>who?

Surely that means people will watch now, right?

>seth
cringe
>kofi
cringe, rather have jinder back
>becky
cringe
>becky
double cringe
>finn
meh
>joe
BASED
ryder and curt
utter cringe, numale simps who collect toys
>usos
BASED

Don't care who holds the other belts

>Rollins
Cringe
>Kofi
Based
>Becky
Based
>Balor
Meh
>Joe
Based
>Nese
Based
>Edgeheads
Cringe
>Usos
Based
>Aussies
Cringe
>Gargano
Meh
>Dream
Based
>Shayna
Based
>War Raiders
Based
>WALTER
Based
>Toni
Cringe
>GYV
Based

9/17

I honestly really don't have any complaints other than I'd prefer someone other than Baszler be NXT Women's champ but I don't think they have anyone who can really take her spot at the moment.

>only one heel champ
>Senor Joe

So Roman is moving to Smackdown?

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