Well, this was your women's main event

>If I were a wrestler I'd be glad to be stuck on the preshow.
People unironically popped harder for Tony Nese's win than Becky's

milk duds

webm?

To be fair though, people have been in there for nearly 7 fucking hours, there was no way, no fucking way people were gonna be hooping and screaming after showing up at 5, and leaving at 12:35AM

Cute nipples

It wasnt a botch, it was an intentionally cloudy ending so Ronda can come out tomorrow and say that she wasnt actually pinned. She got her shoulder up on a crucifix pin but it was counted anyway.

Kinda transparent in the sexism dude. Are you even trying?

no it was clearly botched, no one would book that retarded a finish for the main of mania

Look at the bright side bro.

It was so fucking horrendous there's almost no way they will ever get a chance to repeat Main Event. And I'm almost certain they realized women are not fit to be in the main event. And worst case scenario, they double down on this and they lose even more viewers and are forced to change in a few years.

Learn to "cope" with being an complete and utter waste of human resources. Like honestly, how can you even sit there typing away such assine comments with a sense of smug superiority when you know full well it's just an ironic facade to masquerade your blatant shortcomings as a person.

Did you fuck up in high school user? Did someone bully you to turn you into to such a whiney, whispy shitskin that you feel the need to post such sad comments on an image board? Is it because you were in the cool kid group but knew you didn't belong so you painfully tried to act as though you were one despite secretly being a full fledged homosexual?

Then you realize that a girl you liked fucked your best friend and now you can't help but think about the past and what could've been if you hadn't been such a sperg? Like the time she sat next to you and you tried asking her out on her facebook wall? Well did you!? YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT.

Well guess what, she's gone and now you'll be alone, playing video games forever even though you don't like them and searching omegle /r9K/ tags just you can engage in human conversation because Yea Forums's anonymity just doesn't do it for you anymore whilst you cry yourself to sleep at 3am in the morning.

Go fuck yourself nerd.

A CUPS BEST

Seth gets to cum on 3 titles and those hard nips tonight absolutely based sex tape fucking when

Please tell me this is pasta holy shit

>he doesn’t know Vince McMahon

Does Becky have large nips?

you dont know what ironic means

I don’t even know what to say. I didn’t really care about this being the main event but it ended up being a total fucking shitshow. Anyone who claims otherwise is completely delusional.

>Charlotte outside the ring
>failed to do anything with the table
>Ronda desperately wiggling around because she can't into a crucifix pin
yeah no this was 100% botched

Holy Cringeola

They were botching every spot, why wouldnt they botch the finish too

>those compressed smushed up pancake floppers trying to pose as a pair of tits
Yikes

is there any chance vince isn't flipping his shit right now?

You Becky fans seriously need to seek professional help. Even when she wins you still feel inferior and insecure. Please don't kys tonight dude, they got meds for your problems.

Charlotte went through the table you thick faggot

Pretty sure his retirement home has a lights out time of 8, so he's asleep.

I imagine him sitting in his chair, ignoring everyone and reflecting on his lifes' decisions.

I;M MASTURBASTING LIKE AN ANIMAL!!!!1111

MY MOMMY WON TONIGHT!!!!!!

ME HAPPY HAPPY!!!!

>the crowd was dead because the show went on too long!
Imagine blaming the crowd because the wrestlers can't get a pop. Put Austin Rock on last after 8 hours of wrestling and see how quiet it is.

I didn't give a shit about this whole thing and I found the becky posters to be annoying as fuck
but goddamn she looked hot tonight and I unironically want to have SEX WITH BEX

The peak of the Women's Revolution ended with a fucking Divas era roll-up Hahahahaha

daniel bryan vs kofi kingston had a great match and the buildup to it was solid
it makes no fucking sense not to have that as the main

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Dubya Dubya E needs to stop with this “first ____”. the FIRST black president, now the FIRST female main event. This proved it’s all garbage. And the company won’t be better off when Vincent croaks.

what do you expect with such a long show? it's past midnight there so everything is tired and probably hammered

>Put Austin Rock on last after 8 hours of wrestling and see how quiet it is
comparing the shitters of today to Austin and Rock is just retarded

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Shane Miz would've got them to pop

tldr?

Austin/Rock wouldnt be botching every spot white knight

What if they booked an exhaustively long show on purpose just so they could use this excuse when the main event flopped?

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Fucking faggot, that was their plan:
First reddit match, gap of hours, second reddit match, gap of hours, third reddit match
The crowd was completely dead for the whole event except Miz vs Shane, no excuse. They didn't mark for the whole 7 hours, maybe 45 mins at most.
It was just one fucking stinker of a WMania with finishes reddit loved.

But that's even more retarded. WM I supposed to be the big pay off. Not a place to continue your shit story that was already disgustingly overbooked in the first place.

I wasn't watching, what time did the show end?

What I wouldn't give to have those nipples in my mouth.

What story? There is no story. The match had no psychology because there was no story behind it. The only match with any psychology in the whole event was Miz vs Shane, and it's actually the only good match.

Men won't do shit unless WWE manage to get right guys and build the feud right. It is at the tail end of 9 hours marathon unlike the time when WM were only about 4-5 hours.

Hollly shit..guize..either I just had a stroke or saw the future...
W..What if this was planned?
Becky: Oim tha chump
Ronda:bloo bloo muh shoulders up ragggeeee not a work
Charlotte: I. Was never. Pinned. I. Deserve. To be involved

FF to a complete rematch rehash and..is WWE stupid enough to put a regular ladder match for the belts at MITB and then dusty finish each belt being pulled down by someone different to keep them separate?!?

Learn to read you fucking simp I'm shitting on the women.

12-something AM.

Why? WWE has been telling me for months now that I am wrong the crowd really fucking wants this, the fans are demanding it. So why is the audience absolutely dead.

ya boil?

>buh buh buh the show was 8 hours long!
>the crowd was just tired!
>the botches were intensional!
>it was supposed to be a bad ending!
>but but but ugly becko’s nipples!
The damage control begins

Absolute shit match and one of the worst main events in WM history

“They didn’t get the main event because of their gender!”

Whatever...

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Well their plan was a fucking disaster. Crowd was dead for Seff, hottish for the nig and dead for the Main Event. What numale reddit scum delusionally type up afterwards to convince themselves people liked it will never undo the damage of Wrestlemania ending on a series of botches and pindrop silence.

You fucking better believe I'm absolutely fuming son you are clearly not illiterate so don't make a simp of yourself reading too quickly you're better than that.

Did she?

Bryan/Kofi also had good psychology.

>it was supposed to be a bad ending!
kek are they really saying this? How's a bad ending supposed to be a good thing?

It worked for the queers, see.
Wrestling and story-wise this was easily bottom 5 wrestlemania of all time.
No. Bryan had to carry his ass the whole match. I don't blame kofi, he's a midcarder and definitely no longer used to singles match let alone the fucking world title picture at WMania.

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>buried both womens divisions
>months of television time
>full press blitz once this was announced as ME
>videos throughout this WM

all of this for a cricket listening party that ended on a botch

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It was still much better than the usual Kofi match. He got some good counters and some moves he didn't usually do. The cuts to the locker room helped to sell the emoption and the crowd was lit the whole match.

imagine the look on the face of share holders as they watch the botched finished of that shit show

worked

he booked the shitty finish why would he be mad?

It WWE dude. Of course they would.

IT WAS QUIET BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD END ON A ROL-UP. SEETHE MORE!!!

Come on, bro. Vince makes a living off of retarded finishes.

You know that's a bad thing right?

this.

Seething.

>i-it was quiet but it was quiet because --

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>ends on a roll up
>wait, is that it?
>dude she won are you not euphoric?
>no let's go home
A finish is a finish. See:
youtu.be/NSioIsC7KuY?t=78

charlotte was sujpposed to tap to becky's disarmher

but charlotte got shoot injured, so they had to figure out a finish on the fly. obviously rhonda doesnt want to look weak either

>nobody expects shit ending being shit
>b-but n-nobody expected it

pretend to be injured so she doesn't have to do the JOB what a politician. Ric, Shawn and Paul would've been so proud...

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WHOA

I was kinda watching, saw the pin, but totally missed wwe cameras had a perfect shot of Ronda getting her shoulders up.

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Some insider on Twotter said the finish was supposed to be Charlotte tapping out to Becky.

>not understanding this is a work
Idiot...

Should've been a strapon on a pole match. First woman to obtain the strapon and insert it into an opponents vagina wins.

It honestly wasn't that bad, it was on par with most of WWE lately which has been drizzling shits.

they didn't mark when Kofi won?

are you a brainlet?

Based Becky overpowering that fake tough girl.

That was the Wakanda match, of course they did. It was also the last time the crowd reacted.

>womens WM main event still makes incels seethe

cope

hated the match
didnt flow
no psychology
stupid finish

They have vaginas?

the problem was neither Becky or Ronda belonged on that stage and are both too green. Charlotte did her best to carry that trainwreck as much as she could and got shoot hurt for it, it's a shame. The women were so bad tonight. Time to give Ember Moon a push until they get some real talent into the "evolution" like Io and Kairi. At least next year being in Tampa Bay in the Buc's stadium gives them a great reason to push Kairi.

And say what you will about Asuka, her match with Charlotte last year was miles better. I could say the same for the triple threat the year before with Bayley and Sasha.

>Implying the men on WWE know what theyre doing either

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they deserved it

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Kofi had to get the win and his moment after they booked themselves into a corner on it. It also got the official belt back. He's going to drop it very quickly, and very likely to Bryan. But good for Kofi getting that moment. Even if they made their gear all Kangz n shit.

>It was also the last time the crowd reacted

Angle

Organically to a match, not "goodbye U SUK U SUK". They were bummed to see Angle put over that fucking worthless shitter.

They popped for Angles moves. It wasn't just the goodbye.

Charles was the one who botched moved the most.

She literally had every high level thing to do in that entire match. None of Becky or Ronda's spots were remotely challenging. The only way that thing was even remotely watchable was Charlotte. She carries the women's division on the main roster and she's the only one who didn't suffer from not being able to go over every spot in the performance center before every match. The only one I'd be interested in long term on the main roster right now besides Charlotte is Ember Moon.

It was better than Roman x HHH at the very least.

>Let the men handle it

They haven't been able to handle it in years, it's been forever since wrestlemania had a good main event.

And do not try to tell me that this was worse than bork v reigns last year or roman failing to carry undertaker the year before.

That is true. Why does Mania have to be so fucking long?

I don't understand what the fuck happened in this match.

Becky got almost no reaction when she came out. Becky just walked out with no charisma and was not acting like the fucking man.

In the Match she was just another woman doing moves there was nothing special about her.

How the fuck did they fuck this up so badly?

Ya waifu ugly and useless you reddit faggot.

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>Becky or Ronda

Ronda can do a fucking good 1v1 match and so can Becky. If you just let them fucking go at it punch brawl do some submissions and keep it short it would have been loved.

Instead we got this sideshow in the main event.

>defending wymyn wrestling after the worst mania main event ever
>unironically redditspacing

So in the end they had to defend Ronda by giving Becky a rollup and not a 1-2-3 pinfall?

It is now.

>I agree.
>I agree.

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Some of you mongs really need to step up your watching habits and remove your nuts if you think Becky Lynch has ever had a good wrestling match. She was better with crack and porn showing her sloppy fried egg tits.

Yep, found my new pasta.

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It's a worked botch you retards. She's clearly keeping her feet on the ground until the third count, then she rolls over immediately afterward. That doesn't make it any better since it's a shitty finish though, along with the 6000 actual botches that were in the match

I'M AS REAL AS A-CUPS
BRASS KNUCKLES, BRASS BALLS
SOUND LIKE A CASHIER WHEN I JERK OFF

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>the crowd was tired
They crowd was fine right up until their match. They put the crowd to sleep botching all over the place like the shitters they are.

>worked botch

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>Bex treats us with her nips.
>A bunch of good spots.
>Great match psychology where anyone could have won it at any time.
>Match ends quickly and professionally when it's realised that Ronda is legit hurt, saving Ronda from irreversibly and career-endingly aggravating the injury.
>Live crowd reaction inevitably muted but global optics couldn't be better.

Sorry, Yea Forums, you're wrong on this one.

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Actual cope, the match is being torn apart everywhere. It’s not just Yea Forums.

Crowd was objectively more into this match than any match since Kofi.. Like I'm not deaf, they were sizable Becky chants every 2 or so mins.

It was basically nuclear compared to HHH's typical snorefest.

Bryan/Kofi really should have been the main event.

Ya got ding-dong diddly worked simp

Went to bed after the Bobbo match. What'd I miss?

>book that retarded a finish for the main of mania

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>too green
Becky's been wrestling for like 10 years

Did the same, gonna go back and watch

nigger

Wrestlemania was like a long shitty Raw. I'm not sure if I want to watch Raw tonight

Normally I'd say it's because they've got too many 15+ minute matches but match time was a general improvement more or less. The bloat comes from all the entrances, promo packages and setups. Doesn't help that it's a 2 hour preshow with only half an hour of wrestling and 90 minutes of boring talking heads. If you cut all that out we'd have had a 4 hour event.

There was a dent in the table. Hardly say she went through it.

love this post

Because you're a jackass like he is, a jackass and a fucking mark.
The only shocking match was the first, Shane's was shocking in a "well, this is fucking retarded" and the rest were foregone conclusions.
And the actual wrestling (not flippy shit for homos like Ricockshet) was sloppy.

>cuts to the locker room were based

No. It was cringe AF. If they were going to do that stale ass gimmick, they should have done it with Brock vs Seth where the build contained Seth stating that the roster was sick of Brock and wanted him gone.

Also, I kept seeing comments about how people wanted Kofi to beat DB at Mania, but then drop the title on Smack or the next ppv. "Fans" seriously valued a moment over having a sustainable and believable champion in DB. Seriously, who does that? Being a mark for a guy until he wins the title and then don't care if he loses it cause he shouldn't be champion anyway? Marks cannot see the hypocrisy in this??

No because no one believes or gives a fuck about Seff thinking he's some locker room leader

you know what it was? that fucking 5 minute Charlotte helicopter ride set the tone for the rest of the night.

>bunch of good spots
You can literally hear Becko Honda and Charles talking and counting when to lift Honda for the three powerbomb spot after the double arm bar. Shit was horrible

Ref had no visual, it's part of an angle to keep Ronda strong

>Being a mark for a guy until he wins the title and then don't care if he loses it cause he shouldn't be champion anyway?

well said - that's why I can't get behind Kofi and he definitely lucked into that spot
not one person before the elimination chamber said:

>"you know who should be champion? that one guy on that tag team with the pancakes."

>"you mean the black guy?"

>"sure."

The delicious irony in all of this is that if Kofi and Bryan main event this is an all time great mania and you got your history too.

Reddit: The post.

I enjoy how you added the sexuality to try and mask it. Nice effort.

if Kofi is now champ they should've let Santino win it that time, the titles mean nothing.

Titles mean nothing... nowadays.

Back in Santino's day, they still were worth something. In a weird way, Brock brought legitimacy to the Universal title. But that's all gone now.

Honestly it would have been a great finish to a mediocre show.

What was good about it? Even the ending looked like shit. At least Roman had the decency to finish the Undertaker with an hyper charged finisher and Bork at least had the decency to bust open Roman to add emotion.

>Comparing the worst main eventing male to the best main eventing women ever

it worked last year

Shoulders were not down

I'm just grateful they didn't do the ol' hug n' cry afterwards and Steph didn't come out for a WOMENS wankfest. I know it's coming tonight but, still, they didn't do it on the show.

Based microdick Seth

BUT NIPPLES !!!!!

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came here to post this

just finished watching it and it was just meh desu my biggest complaint was that becky looked like a fucking retard.

Becky was the worst of the 3 performers in the main event

crowd dead and leaving the arena and hardly any post match just straight off air.

Yea Forums is always wrong, the women trigger their insecurities and remind them that they are ineffectual children. They shitpost all over because they know they will never amount to anything of note in this world and will die kissless wizards. KYS

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It's fake fighting dum dum, stop looking for substance in something that is about as deep as cereal bowl

I want to suck on those nipples so much.

Bryan doesn't need fake titles to be established idiot. He was made at Wrestlemania 30.