Restlemania Comfy Thread #6

>almost midnight on east coast

What did WWE mean by this?

>cut a bunch of shit short so paul can go 30 minutes and we can get our shitty meme r truth segment in.
fuck vince and fuck bucky beaver

holy fucking cringe

>my nigga be fortniting
hell yeah

Attached: 31849366.jpg (238x160, 9K)

kill yourself cornettefag

So it starts the undefeated streak of the Demon?

What have I become?

Attached: 1517215572786.jpg (482x427, 63K)

turned off during cringe balor desu. put me in the screencap if biker take shows up

Attached: 1554683481815.gif (200x200, 198K)

If there isn't a giant pirate ship that Kairi comes down from next year I'll be angry.

so the main event is 10 min? wtf is this shit?

it is time to sing live I don't ding-dong diddly give a ding-dong diddly damn about my ding-dong diddly reputation

Asuka will make an appearance

>Becky
>The Man

Are they reaching for the trans audience?

Do we really need to see the same package for this match for a 5th time during this program?

WTF was that pirates of the carribean ripoff promo for next years mania... They really are so out of touch

Who only watching to see if Ronda injuring someone.

Its on the network so it could go longer. I hope not.

What score do you give CRINGEmania? I've seen them all and I unironically believe this deserves a 2/10.

Probably at least 20 minutes

apparently

i guess its time to get toasted af

Stop watching women's wrestling.

Attached: varg-vikernes.jpg (700x426, 72K)

scheduled to end in 40 mins

Toasted?

i just want to fucking sleep. GET TO THE FUCKING MATCH ALREADY

3/10

cya

Attached: 1551840823729.jpg (1920x1440, 156K)

Shane, HHH and the kofi matches were good/alright rest is forgettable.

Why does Charlotte speak like a brain damaged retard during her promos?

Well, I see you guys tomorrow. It's the ultimate piss break.

HOLY FUCK THE CHOPPER CRASHED NETWORK JUST WENT DOWN

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

Bad actor

I'm cringing lads

so this cunt is trying to break Taker's longest entrance record?

2/10

1 point for Cena segment, 1 for Nash rape skit

Attached: 156234623.png (648x697, 644K)

ISIS are never where they're needed.

Her and Reid did a lot of drugs.
David ironically is the normal one.

high nigga

Charles looking awful mannish tonight.

So they're recreating Ric's entrance at the 85 Great American Bash.

She looks like a legit tranny.

Lmfao

Is Charlotte going for smuggest entrance of all time?

so this... is the power... of a wimmin's main event....

Attached: charlotte.jpg (400x400, 13K)

I paid $10 to wait for a woman to walk to the ring?
At least the mic went out

oh god more fucking cringe

Who is this boomer bitch?

>didn't land on top of the ring
Fucking pointless

I DON'T DING-DONG DIDDLY GIVE A DING-DONG DIDDLY DAMN ABOUT MY DING-DONG DIDDLY DAMN REPUTATION

Wimmins get to wrestle now.

>been going for five hours
>giving Charles a 10 minute entrance
>now this for Ronda

THIS IS WRESTLING

from Stone cold vs the rock to this?

wrestling is dead

Attached: 1445379538780.jpg (349x464, 41K)

feminism won

Attached: 1545131766203.webm (744x562, 1.97M)

HOLY. FUCKING. CRINGE.

Fuck you Varg your daughter it's a coal burner.

So much for Odalism shit.

some washed up 70 year old whore that had like 5 minutes of fame in the 60s

Daily reminder that Rousey is there out of her complete failure in the UFC

Even if she wins, she will always lose

I just wanted the ding-dong diddly green light.

SEX

WITH

BEX

Thank god I don’t pay for this trash

It's that song from Shrek

Well no fuck ups so far and now it's just one last match then we're in the clear boys let's get this WM in the books as PERFEC--- oh...oh no...

What is the deal with ignoring the camera. Why can’t they look into it.

This is going to be fucking horrible, isn’t it?

Always. No amount of plastic surgery can correct that ugly.

is stone cold making an appearance tonight?

Wtf was that

>implying anyone becomes a pro wrestler because they excel at another sport

God I hate that song

Attached: 1551748667504.webm (680x544, 3M)

Its apparently called "progress"

Attached: yuusha shrug3.png (1009x939, 763K)

>champs out first

hate charlotte's entrance entrance theme.
sounds like bad video game music

he was supposed to show up but bailed because he didn't want to be associated with this much cringe

Gonna go watch some anime. Night fags.

Since Charlotte debuted and when Carmella became a Bince golden t-girl

I believe it

>the song that plays during the wrestling portion of Shrek

Attached: 1518079231693.jpg (800x800, 359K)

Charlotte boring me to death with TWO entrances.

Attached: JUST kill me, man.jpg (600x600, 195K)

to be fair, if she walked into my bedroom and did that i'd probably pre in my undies.

Man the botches are going to be amazing here

kek, the crowd is fucking dead

>flashbulbs
>card signs
>blood
I want to go back

Attached: 1541897389899.jpg (1024x788, 68K)

I don't know about stone, but I can tell you I just got ROCK HARD

>Becky doing the McGoober strut
cringe

Why does Ronda wear a top when she has no breasts?

LMAO Everyone just wants to go home at this point. They all have to know Becky is going to win.

Welp at least Becky looks hot this time.

Okay, I cant take this seriously anymore. I'll see you guys later

crowd is tired,crowd is fucking done LMAO

If there was any blood tonight, the screen would go black and white.

is this the first ppv Rhonda hasn't had awful make up? did she finally learn?

Becky should always thank niafat for knocking her ass out and making her career

Charlotte might not be able to wink with eyes too well, but I wonder if she can wink her asshole?

Does Becky think walking like that makes her look tough? She looks fucking retarded. Is this match gonna be an hour long?

>Becky erect nipples

IM GONNA DING-DONG DIDDLY CUM

beckys nips are super hard right now.

Damn Becky’s nips. I guess I’ll keep watching

You can see Becky's nipples

How was the Haitch match? I missed it, worth a watch?

MOMMY!

Attached: bex.jpg (540x763, 61K)

Becky looks king of hot. Charlotte and Rhonda look like trannies.

>becky nips
yep my cock is hard

That's a woman?

They had to put Kofi on three hours ago and make the crowd sit through Gaytch so there was even the slightest chance they'd care about this.

Every time you meanies call Charlotte a tranny she goes out and gets bigger boobs.

Goosebumps during her entrance

even plastic surgery will never be able to fix that face

WWE makeup team is the reason I hate women's wrestling desu.

triple threats are not a legitimate match type

it will be when i'm done with it.

Triple threat matches are complete clusterfucks when good wrestlers are involved. They are about to stink up the joint.

i didn't watch this how the fuck did seff beat brock in 2:30 lol

HHH/Shawn/Benoit was good.

i.4cdn.org/gif/1553645119081.webm

Where are those x-ray pics?

please have sex

This is no Okada and Omega is it

low blow

What are the odds of Charles' massive implants rupturing tonight?

Attached: 1543608255071.webm (530x580, 2.94M)

please masturbate to female wwe wrestlers

holy fucking yumola ima nutola

HOLY FUCKING BUMP

Is that period blood on her legs?

It's tomorrow in New York right now....

Damn that looked nasty.

poor cole is dying lel

I wish Cole's voice would go ahead and crap out. It's getting close.

How long til rousey legit hurts someone with her little judo flip. I keep waiting for her to dislocate one of these unathletic bitches shoulder

Give another John Cena main even please

Kek yeah it's going

>we're at the time where we wish for a Cena main event

That's when you know it's the end times

Pls Kys

>pull your kneepad down
>hit your opponent with the shin instead of the knee
Charlotte is awful

WHAT A RAW MATCH!!

hopefully taker comes out of nowhere and wins the match

Tomorrow should be interesting, gonna be a lot of Graves and Renee

I turned it off I'm not watching women even though I'm watching a free stream lmao

When is Charles going to get butt implants to even out her comically huge boob implants?

Attached: artistic rendering of Brie's ass.jpg (1079x799, 172K)

What if Thuganomics Cena comes out and FU's all of them and that's the end. No winner of this match.

great end

good choice, pretty cringe so far outside that one good bump

Becky is uncoordinated as fuck

Somebody better blade.

A look into the mind of teenaged Ronda Rousey

Attached: file.png (680x1561, 333K)

Cena is a faggot, he should leave forever

you slap like a bitch

Can't believe an Irish has the better ass in this match.

women are uncoordinated as fuck

Nah stone cold comes out with the King and JR on a fire engine with its tanks filled with mud and King screams PUPPIES for 30min.

Becky channeling her inner Nikki Sixx with that hair

LMAO at that clear communication between Charles and Bex on the turnbuckle

camera guy is an idiot

remember how hot the crowd was at the end of wrestlemania 17?

Not all. Rousey is a legit athlete. Becky isn’t

Rondas tats about to pop out

this match is terrible

did you not watch her just completely miss a flying armbar?

Almost pulled Rhondoes sports bra down

then Jericho re-debuts like he did on Raw in '99

>WELCOME TO.......WRESTLEMANIA IZZZZZ......JERICHO

17 wasn't even 4 hours long.

What were you expecting? Triple threats are shit even when good wrestlers are involved.

>her favorite game is ocarina of time

god she's so based.

HOW ARE THEY SO WEAK HOW MUCH DOES RONDA WEIGH LIKE 140? 150? IT TOOK BOTH AND THEY STRUGGLED AND BUCKLED

Attached: 1554248865633.png (1000x1136, 530K)

sloppy uncoordinated mess as expected, doesn't help that the crowd is near dead

Joe/AJ/Daniels
HHH/Benoit/Michaels

The Rock has to be at home plowing his wife and laughing his ass off at this

>AH
>ah
>AH
>ah
>AH
>ah

Did Ronda just suffer a slip on the ropes?

That’s Becky’s finisher? That retarded hold that looks like it wouldn’t do shit?

This is fucking awful lol

bitches are gassed already
LMFAO

Ric taught his daughter to be more annoying than he was at grunting

unexpected spanish fly

Camera man I don’t need to see the ladies counting 1. 2. 3 before jumping you fucking morons

>That retarded hold that looks like it wouldn’t do shit?

she needs a more realistic submission.

Attached: Ric-Flair-Shawn-Michaels-Figure-4.jpg (618x412, 275K)

>Rayman
Based

Attached: 1431796559405.jpg (800x538, 57K)

>yfw you realize they likely rehearsed this match for at least a month and it's still this bad

Attached: KTRI41p.jpg (713x846, 86K)

Man I love Ronda's small booty

That Spanish fly was kind of cool.

Charlotte it's the only wrestler in this match.

Did her calf just fucked up now?

Yep welcome to your main event

Attached: 1539735480239.jpg (648x484, 53K)

can Becky just win already so I can go to sleep?

where the hell are they bleeding from

>even reddit is shitting on this match
Kek

Ronda has never gone for 10 minutes. LOL

>is everybody good?

say what you want about rousey, but she's a really good sport.

Samoa Joe vs Finn would've been a better main event

Well..

Attached: 1551941198595.gif (500x281, 94K)

this bitch just pulled out a table.....

Smh struggling to lift a table

Women are a mistake

>match is awful
>announcing is awful
>cole won't shut the fuck up so I don't have to feel gay for having this boner

rug/mat burns

in b4 the table doesnt actually break

Vagina

that ding-dong diddly time of the ding-dong diddly month

Inb4 the women are too small to break the table

Finally a woman setting a table

Ronda is such a fucking nigger

Hahahahahahahaha bitch barely can lift a table.

Kek

I hate reddit but that gives me some hope that the entire world hasn't lost their minds just because "muh women"

This match is AWFUL.

They had months to practice. WTF

Can Rhonda get some gear that fits, she has adjusted her shorts lkke 50 times

I love seeing this shit crash and burn, thats what they get for pushing this virtue garbage

how many times is she gonna say bitch?

trying to finish this wrestlemania is like torture. But I feel obligated to watch the whole thing for some reason. Please just end

Attached: 1554523423198.jpg (700x801, 98K)

Why is Becky covering up her delicious pits

Tables are for bitches by the way

I don't like women's wrestling and I'm enjoying this match. I'm surprised it's getting shit on.

Why am I still watching this train wreck.

Attached: 1554574667576.gif (580x328, 2.92M)

>table used in the shittiest way

Did they turn up the mics super high so the crowd doesn't sound so dead

inb4 table doesnt break

Plz end this so I can put pizza in oven.

>implying they aren’t gonna pretend it was good and talk about how all 150,000 in attendance were on their feet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what did I say!?!

based

>DRIVEN THROUGH THE TABLE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cole losing his voice

Put it in now, watch that shit rise and bubble, it'll be more entertaining than this

DRINK

THE
CROWD
IS
DEAD

Charlotte doing all the spots

Table bent it didn't even break.

Mmmmmm

I don't think this is terrible. Just a little long.

Becky just went face first into the table kek fucking sloppy woman’s wrestling

uh....

Women can't even shut up during a match

Attached: 1521068377453.gif (540x357, 1.53M)

Meowr cat fight what?

WORST MAIN EVENT EVER

It's time to take Ol' Cole out behind the shed and put him down.

what the fuck

kek i saw this coming too

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ARE THE FUCKING THINKING

Ronda's shoulder came up at 2.

Trash finish

ANTI BECKY FAGS FOREVER BTFOOOOOO

MEN WIN!

This crowd is deader than Kelsey's nuts.

we must empower the females user.

>cope

They can't even break a table no matter how many times they try.

LMAO listen to the announcers try to cover for the botched finish

of course the women botch the finish to their first wrestlemania main event.

They botched the anti climatic finish and the crowd is asleep

that was bad bros

The shoulders weren't even down for the first count

refball

Well that was a big fucking flop of a match. Hopefully the women never main even again.

lmao corey just shitting all over the ending

wtf?

>botching the pin

Attached: 1553826783410.gif (193x172, 835K)

fuck kevin dunn

>becky finally in the main event scene
>wins both titles
>i've wanted her to win for years
>she wins in one of the most shit matches ever

why does this happen so often?

Literally the worse WM ever, topped by the shittest mainevent in history.

COREY GETTING FUTURE ENDEAVOURED

Well this was awful, not surprised it was a woman's match.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The crowd is literally dead

They broke a table?

8 hour show they could let the new double champ celebrate holy fuck

the only bright side to this is that they've made MUH HISTORY so now they never have to do it again

fuck women

Attached: pepe smoke.png (888x894, 520K)

>after all of this they botch the finish
l m a o

Was never even down for one

That has to be the end of the women's revolution, right?

Main eventing Mania is the peak of the industry, Ronda will be moving on, crowds are bored of Becky and Charlotte.

Cole's throat can finally be at peace

What did he say

Was charlotte legit crying because it was Becky and not her?

Probably.

Yeah, this was most likely a test to see if they drew more money/views but it was utter shit

next they have to have the tranny revolution and then the child dragqueen revolution so look forward to the next few mania mainevents

they broke the attendance record so i'd say it was a massive success. at this point they might as well just fire all the men or reduce them to a comedy act

who knows, they ALL fucking cry after literally every match

I can't wait for zoophilia and paedophilia revolution

Well that was boring and predictable WM. Exactly why wwe sucks. Enzo and Cass invading roh was way more interesting then anything on this show.

Attached: 1552457180373.gif (275x154, 1.83M)

If they cut out the Shane match, shortened the HHH match and didn't botch the main event it would've been better.

Mizdad on Yea Forums's team roster when

Attached: mizdad.png (318x522, 102K)

we already have that in Mexico, plus midget luchadores

youtu.be/AMChCIrJbNk

Necrobump

y doe

In case there are people watching the replay.

>Only 6 (SIX) threads for the so called biggest show of the year
OH NO NO NO NO EliteChads can't stop winning