Wrestlemania Comfy Thread #5

>Roman isn't over even after allegedly beating cancer
How can you be such an antidraw holy shit

the commentary gets slightly better while she's away

Nobody can beat cancer and not lose muscular mass I call bullshit.

Any more Scots in here? Could Drew be a main event face one day ?

>Renee: oooooohh
yeah, thanks for that

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graves will happily drink it

You don’t beat cancer in like a month either.

>4 more matches
>Elias shit
This shitshow is going at least another hour and a half.

LMAO wow that fuckin sucked

They are wearing depends. Bruce said they’d make just soak in piss or shit before leaving for the bathroom

>dead crowd during the "face of the company's" match at mania
WWMEME is fucked

I'm a Scot. If he got a push yeah but seems to be stuck in a jobbing bad guy stereotype atm.

MOST PREDICTABLE WRESTLEMANIA EVER. GAYTCH AND BECKY WINS INCOMING.

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Can I please just see triple hs cringe as fuck Thanos entrance so I can go to bed already why is this show so fucking long

Kek drew looks like a geek

So we're right back to where we started with Roman

How much longer is left?

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Just wait till he gets his mania coronation next year (whatever that means)

this but unironically
after triple h enters the ring I'm going to bed

I thought reddit loved Roman?

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>this fucking rusev commercial made me laugh out loud

how the fuck is that the best part of this show?

HELLO I AM ELIATH

~10 minutes for Elias
~10 minutes for Kurt/Corbin
~7 minutes for Lashley/Finn
~20 minutes for Batista/HHH
~18 minutes for main event

HELLO I'M ELIAS AND THIS IS A PISSBREAK

Go back

Nice where you from bro? Edinburger here

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>Elias stealing the One Man Band gimmick

>10 minutes for Kurt/Corbin
>read this as kurt cobain

This is gay as fuck. Even worse that it's taking place at fucking wrestlemania

Christ

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Is this supposed to be funny?

Glasgow but let's not make this a football thread.

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Probably wasn't written by WWE

I'd listen to an eliath blues album

>biggest pop of the night is for a guy playing guitar
wow

Weird how nearly all Scottish wrestlers are rangers fans eh pretty based

what the fuck is even happening rn

>Thuganomics Cena
BASED
A
S
E
D

nice. It's a shame that rangers team died. Whats the new Glasgow team called again, Sevco or something?

WHICH FUCKING user CALLED THIS SHIT

OH SHIT OG CENA

Thought drew might be being from Ayr. Had to laugh at his Glasgow kiss move like a Floridian wrestler having a Big Apple move lol.

Angle's last match is with Corbin
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK YOU KURT

KEKKING INTO OBLIVION

Besides coming out as a thug, why would people be surprised Cena is here? Wasn't he at the HoF yesterday?

man that was a mild reaction wtf LOL

>implying taker hasn't been spotted backstage

They’ve been at the show for 13 hours

Wigger Cena is actually pretty based.

Get new patter

C O P E

Well this is a welcomed surprise but cultural appropriation too lol

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But it did die....did it not?

ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK!

This is embarrassing.

did Cena just said F YOU?

Prefer Thugonimic Cena glad it's back for a bit.

Not in a leftists cuck company, bro

Who would have thought that the Eliath skit would be the only highlight of the night?

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So, the whole point of that was to plug Pistachios and give boomers a nostalgia rush?

Commentators ruined the moment

Well that was pointless

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After that I unironically miss Roman now

>Elias getting buried by a gimmick that was only for one night

According to the SFA Fifa and UEFA no now let your obsession go and watch the damn show.

/pol/ cancer fuck off

if you dont noticied he did said bad words with sacarsm

Shit-zu, Nuts (balls) and F You

Thuganomics Cena, based or not?

yeah the company that literally inducted trump into their hall of fame

Based af

cringe as fuck

based, he was the highlight of SmackDown! when the whole roster was elite

So can HHH avoid "retirement" for like a few months

>Hunner

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That would gave been a great WM moment if not for the way they ended that promo, felt cheap and rushed as fuck

Elias on suicide watch

That was Vince's company, it isn't anymore

Hi Timothy why are you not happy with winning everything and are still so fucking sad and pathetic that we live in your head rent free?

Potato niggers are never happy

So what muscle is triple hhh tearing tonight?

it was a nice nostalgia pander moment, this took me back to like 15+ years ago when things simpler

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it still is, he is majority stake owner

what if triple h came out as triple gay

He's leaving for the XFL. This is Stephanie's company now

Shoulder

that trailer for this match was fucking dumb
>gibs me match!
>no
>ok i hurt Ric
>ok match then
>u retire ok?
>maybe

the other pec

The cringe is based on rap, mainly forcing rhyming. Only kids music and parody songs rely on rhyming.

It's Undertaker going to be in this match at some point right?

lmao Batista's bent over gun thing for his entrance is so fucking gay

Cucktista vs Gaitch

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Hbk should have been the special guest ref

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Batista has FBI and WWE can't even keep Bret Hart safe lol little dig from Vince surely.

nice ring entrance

BROS BATISTA IS GASSED GETTING OUT OF THE CAR

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>8k watching the live reaction in youtube

last time they do this shit??

Lol Soitista finally got his faggy belly button tattoo covered up with an even uglier tattoo.

Ridiculous entrance incoming

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Those were HHH's parents? Ha

Oh god, Shawn's going to cost Batista the match isn't he?

>YOU HAVE WORSE TATTOOS THAN ME

BASED

>mfw this match is just an a marketing stunt to Batista´s new movie

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Hunters entrance had more thought put into it than the entire show that's how big his ego is.

fuck Boomer H

Stop, my penis can only get so erect

Mad max intro?

>Mad Gaytch
CRINGE

I want Arby's now

I bet WWE studios made that video for HHH. Looks like their usual quality of work.

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Even if Mad Max is a few years dated, at least this is better than the Terminator entrance.

>fuck Boomer H
implying you wouldn't be Triple Boomer if you were in his position.

Triple CRINGE

holy fucking cringe. the crowd is dead too

I hate the faggot so much

CRINGE OH MY GOD

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>how cool was that?
fuck you cole

Fuck you, Cole.

How cool is that!

All that and if the glass would break right now, the arena would be shaking

why, after all these years, Triple H is still such a fucking mark for himself?

How is there not one person backstage to tell him how cringe he is?

Based

mad max in 2020 AHAHHAAHAHHAAH

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You think Pimp My Ride made the actual car?

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Literally the gayest thing I'll see all year, and it's only April

Wtf am I watching?

Same

Seriously, how small must Hunter's dick be?

Only would have worked if Mel Gibson was driving the car.

wrasslekino

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IT'S CRAZY THAT WWE HAVE TO RELY ON ALL THE OLD TIMERS TO SAVE THIS WORTHLESS FUCKING SJWrestlemania.

Zoomerfags have contributed NOTHING to this business or its fandom.

Place bets for next year's entrance I'm thinking star wars Lord of the rings or capeshit

I kinda liked it

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HHH is going to tore his adductor for sure, his legs looks flabby as fuck.

Holy shit, those tattoos are horrible

guys, remember when Batista blew up during his return rumble in 2014? this nigga hasn't wrestled in 5 years. and this is his return match. get ready for gassed kino

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Spurs fan from Essex actually. Celtic Michael's livin in rangerettys heads rent free

I like to think Cole was being sarcastic and taking a jab at the boss

oh gee I wonder who's going to win this match it could be anyone

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if Austin actually came back for a surprise final match without it leaking out i bet the crowd would fucking riot

Based Mickie poster

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user posting Mickie James, please post Peyton Royce next.

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Is Shawn CTE'd?

Look at how they showed HOF inductions today. DX got a 5 minute promo vid, pyro, glow sticks, jumping and shouting, etc while Brett Hart and the Make-A-Wish lady got absolutely nothing. What a loser.

LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER

READY TO CRINGE

IT'S BOOMER H

ON A KINO BINGE

DON'T YOU FORGET THERE'S A PRICE YOU CAN PAY

TAKES A SIP FROM HIS MONSTER

IT'S TIME TO PLAY

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The old timers are running the show

dem feet tho

lmao this is so fuckin cringey

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hey im trying to eat here

Kino torture gasping

6/10

Pull that faggot nose ring out

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This is awful

So your English and support ira loveing pedophile's who support killing your country men and will have party's the second the queen dies?

Only to be expected of a yid.

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Triple h is the president of the triple h fan club

>the old man fight is the best part of the show

based 40 year old roid ragers.

Fuck yeah

Shawn's commentary only makes this more cringeful

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but it was clearly in and he took it out afterwards, how did the commentators not catch that?

Stop posting that used up roast beef whore.

roids give you more TEST

Video games and being a self loathing liberal lowers it.

*50 year old roid ragers

HHH is still in decent shape permanent retirement is too soon. He might nick this match.

Wrap this shit up, it's terrible.

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Why is a 50 year old man wearing a nose ring?

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Batista already gassed and all they've done is hardcore spots

NOT THE BEEF

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Batistia should change his name to chad gasbar

Same reason they grow beards to distract from their balding

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worst match of the night

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lmao

nice pusy

What's wrong with his eye?

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that's not how you spell GOAT

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He's a faggot liberal

What a delicate flower

>Video games and being a self loathing liberal lowers it.

>be me
>29
>trump supporter
>have hot wife
>she pumped out 3 sons for me so far
>been amassing home gym equipment since i was 20
>on the juice

liberalism is unironically cancer.

Bobbo vs Finnlet is gonna be a squash because of Gaytch's 45 minute vanity match.

This match is great stfu

based reaction image to use forevermore

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I would eat that peach for hours.

Too many zoomer virgins in this thread.

Have I missed anything good lads?

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Finn match is going to last 1 minute right?

Get Batista some oxygen. Jesus he is suffocating!!!

Is that a hemorrhoid?

Hmm... since I'm skipping the predictable Becky match, I guess this is my main event.

Come on Animal!

(who unironically posted Mickie's nudes all over the locker room when he got mad at her for whatever reason)

based table going over these two jabronies

is that a fly on her asshole?

Japan table, HEHEHEHEHE

thats a strong table

My dishwasher just finished.

Trips channeling RASTA MAN

kek

This wrestlemania is fucking awesome

I officially LOVE the comfy thread :)

>japan's tables are strong style

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ARBYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

le sledgehammer man

Ole sledgie

>are you ready for your log user?

>mfw I've spent more time zooming in on Mickie's vagina than watching this abortion of a match

God bless her

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god i wish i was a hot dumb blonde bimbo grabbing pussy

whats the point of a sledgehammer if you're gonna use it like that?

>mfw when i'd rather current day MILF mickie

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WHO SNITCHED?!

REEEEEEEE!!!!!

Comfy threads are approved for waifu posting that's the point

Same. And with each stroke I got revenge against my overbearing father. Oh to be young angry and slutty.

Triple h thinks he’s a genius and an innovator. Swinging it the proper way would actually hurt someone

they should call it no holds fart lol

Slow high impact kino

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Inb4 trips career ends with another curtain call in nyc

lel

>batista forgot how to take the pedigree
Sad!

Why do these two boomers get more time than any other two matches combined?

Me

hey guys this is epic huh

That's it HHHs careers done

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How much time has passed it feels like a eternity.

>that DDT sell

nice.

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>3 more hours to go
yikers

i missed the Kofi match, can someone post a gif of the ending pls, thank you

How did Batista get cleared to do this? GotG 3 has a lot of money riding on it.

is drax gimmick being always gassed??

Anywone who thinks this is good match should go watch Royal rumble 2000 trips vs cactus that was a match

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>HHH going over
ding-dong diddly bases

Holy fuck that was boring

Fuck yes reign of terror 2 incoming

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Any reason why Batista came back just to lose?

Every HHH match:
>spit water
>sledgehammer
>steel steps
>glaring at opponent down on the mat
>IT'S ALLAH BOUT DEH GAYME!!

When the fuck is that cringe Boomer Gaytch gonna have a career ending injury? He's going to wrestle in the next 25 Wrestlemanias isn't he?

Dubs and your mom dies in her sleep tonight!!!...

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DAMN

big cheque

he loves the company

>alexa's fucking tits

jesus christ my fucking cock.

based

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>Ric Flair looks like he's about to die any second

Jesuschrist

>Ron Simmons showed up for a 30 second bit to save the show
okay

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Aww come on the assasins creed sledgehammer finish was pretty cool

Yikes, this feels more like RAW 30

WTF?

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That match wasn't half bad.

Cool entrances, weapons, bumps thru tables... a lot better than your zoomer wymns tag team match.

look at these fucking things.

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One last you suck

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Baron Corbin is gonna retire Kurt Angle, fuck this gay earth

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Put the strap on Corbin

Only way to save that match was to have Orton come out and RKO everyone. Vince too stupid to do this.

Please be a squash match.

Three cool spots in 25 minutes. They were trying not to have heart attacks the rest of the time

stop saying that he sucks

YOU SUCK
O
U

All natty baby! Just like Charly.

5 dollars what do you need 10 dollars for help my own son is trying to take my like $20

>last time we'll get to chant YOU SUCK at Angle
kinda sad not gonna lie

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Are those real?

that would have been a good way to build up a triple threat for summer. bautista probably just wanted 1 final match tho

Damn Kurt looks like a confused and scared grandpa. At least hope he doesn't shit himself.

real enough

Feels like yesterday kurt was a baby faced baby face fresh of Olympic success

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My sources tell me Kurt popped 42 pills he saved back in '13

kurt angle is wrestling a guy dressed like a waiter in his last match

I don't follow wrestling much does this Corbin guy normally wrestle in jeans

nope

Member how much social media shat all over this match.

What a horrible way to go out vs Baron Snorbin. Another case where zoomers ruin everything.

Why is Corbin still dressing like a host at Olive Garden?

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Why is this faggot wrestling in dress clothes?

All things considered he is a good heel

>Are those real?

they're real if you can touch em.

Fuck thst was close

Dubs and your mum dies in her sleep tonight

>his last match will be against Baron Corbin
man, to be Kurt Angle is to suffer

he unironically has an ugly bod
vince made him cover that shit up

Kurt gonna win then go I'm done anyway.then have a screen role for a few weeks then retire.

SHADES OF CHRIS BENIOT

when did corbin's gimmick go from lone wolf biker man to boomer at the club?

youtube.com/watch?v=ih20Wse2Vfg

>it's actually corbin
truly the best swerve

How can you have an ugly body when your job is to be in shape

Because he used to be a fatass lineman in the NFL.

"This guy has a real mean streak!"
- commentators about every heel tonight

Who is this other guy with Cole? Holy fuck he's awful

>How can you have an ugly body when your job is to be in shape

have you seen like 85% of the roster?

To be fair he looked hilarious wearing a mullet.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK OFF KEK ANGLE

Lol he didn’t even win his last match

THE STREAK IS OVER!

I remember thinking Owen is next for a push after Austin and the rock.

>it ends on a loss
lol

the faces of fans after this match says it all

not like this, NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!

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>that's it
What a stinker. Baron Corbin fucking sucks

how does WWE do everything as shit as possible on a completely regular basis?

jesus that's pathetic

He makes CM Punk look like CM Punk with his shirt off

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Probably have a raw after rematch

Holy shot this shpuld be on a saturday. Fadig fast bros.....

Sóy boy was crying

Who even likes baron and Hunter still wins.i hope Becky loses just for the butthurt.

That actually pissed me off

I'm surprised they're still doing the you suck chant.
Could have at least tried Thank You instead

Why not have it a career ending match instead of a "final match" if you were gonna have Corbin win? Why not give him the rub?

Also, the cute guy in the crowd shaking his head was sitting next to Noelle Foley was decidedly not Frank The Clown

UH-OH!!!

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>not getting emotional when one of the GOATs retires

all those kids, kirt does hella work in the sack

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what a depressing belly button

lmao Cole trying to make this an emotional moment when really it's just awkward as fuck

worked

i was thinking that too. Kurt has embraced the chant tho so whatever

SEETHE MORE FAGGOT

>robert lashington

why.

Oh well shows over night lads.

Time for Prince Devitt!!!

BOBBO

>GOATs
Nope

LOST TO BARON CORBIN

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jesus christ how fucking long is this shit? just get to Becky so i can go to bed

>the demon
>i completely forgot about this match

i hope lashley kills him. i hate faggot onions balor.

The entrances would last longer that this match

Is Lashley wearing contacts?

youtube.com/watch?v=gSX9bqsifR0

Wait forgot about this match. Thought the "Main Event" was next.

>how fucking long is this shit?
faglor is about to add 11 more minutes to it with his retarded entrance.

>you will never get to experience of shitting your pants wearing a diaper at wrestlemania

Seriously struggling to stay awake now. 4.30am.... Should I roll another joint and brew a cup of tea? Cant stand these manlet and Goliath matches

NOT LIKE THESE, NOT LIKE THESE

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Marking out right now lol

should have been a dark match

holy shit it's the boogeyman!

this entrance is pure, unfiltered kinographe

Does he only do the demon at Wrestlemania now?

drink black coffee you cuck

>a fucking Slenderman entrance

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C R I N G E
R
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i'm about ready to just say fuck it and watch the recap tomorrow

Thought the WWE mental health team would've fixed poor fin by now.

legitimately spooked here

agreed. i prefer my coffee the way i prefer my cock. big, strong, and black.

There is no cure for autism.

Are you fucking kidding me how many more god damn matches are there

LMAO at the mark who yelled "LEO RUSH I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS!!"

Is it defo the womeme botch fest next? If not im out. Think I ate you much as well probs wake with diorrhea

Is this guy a flaming homosexual? this is the gayest entrance I've ever seen

>off-camera pyro

in-fucking-credible.

Same, but when in Vietnam I like to add a bit of coconut

What the ?

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Dead silent crowd. They are in awe of Finnlet's cringe.

>black lex luthor

>4 hours getting ready for a 10min match
Now that's demonic

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>this man breaks into your room with his big black cock rock hard
>he gives you this look

what do?

i have no fucking clue at this point. too tired to even think. i feel sorry for the poor bastards watching live sitting in those shitty ass seats for all this time

WHITE REDEMPTION

i can't believe how fucking garbage this show has been. i hope the women save us.

Triple H's no longer the clingiest thing on WM

bobbo btfo
why you do this vince?

Yeah... No.

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Well that was not based. Not based at all. Cringepilled even.

Only thing that's gonna save this ppv is Becky losing.

Please god.

shout out to all the bobbo frens, he'll get another run

I like Finn and his demon

Hey guys we broke our previous fake attendance record

>four matches under seven minutes
>two of those matches were in the past half hour

Yikey Doodle Dandy

>pyro and music to celebrate everyone who showed up
Can this dog and pony show just end already?

I was thinking Stone Cold when she said break

new

So this is professional wrestling?

no, this is Sports Entertainment.