Lesnar jobbing to a gay pornstar

>Lesnar jobbing to a gay pornstar
>A nigger world champ
>Women in the main event
Make the switch E-Dreones

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I'm not making the switch to another wrestling promotion, I'm making the switch from the world of the living to the world of the dead. Goodbye Yea Forums

the switch to what? to ring of honor's japanese version? lmao

1. No one can understand what Japs are saying.
2. There's no big time feel because they're a bunch of nobodies to any normal human being except hipster smarks.
3. Flipping isn't wrestling. Cheerleaders do flips. People in circuses do flips. That's not realistic or cool.
4. None of them look like wrestlers, they look like restaurant staff.

Why even post if you've clearly never watched it

WHITFAG SEETHING!!! SUICIDE WATCH!!!

>SUICIDE WATCH
But GOATkada dethroned cuckblade last night. I'm very happy

I watched some of the matches you neckbeards worship so much. They're all flippy floppy ballet shit with no sense of stakes or a big time feel. Because there's no promos that you can understand and no larger than life characters it feels bland. It's just gooks in their underwear being constipated and hugging each other with the occasional flip. Misawa, Okada, Tanahashi, they're all the same shit. No character, people just pretend to like this shit just to seem "in the know" and get smark credibility. There's zero entertainment value on display.

>muh larger than life sports entertainment cringe show for kids
how does it feel to be wrong and a manchild

Because no one wants to see regular midgets with no character hugging and doing ballet. People want badasses doing cool moves to each other in fights that have rivalries and buildup. You're literally just pretending to like the Japanese to seem unique. But you're not unique because there's a trillion other neckbeard hipsters like you.

So you've never watched it

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obvious bait

Dude stop embarrassing yourself. You know nothing about it.

based

I watched the Meltzer matches that everyone jizzed about. It just looked so fake it's hard to take seriously. The two wrestlers fighting can't talk for shit, they don't even look like asskickers, they just look like cosplayers. Restholds and flips are so boring, in a PREDETERMINED show, why the fuck would you cheer for restholds and unrealistic pussy cheerleader flips. Show me some slams, show me something cool. It's fake, so take advantage of that and do something to entertain the crowd.

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I love how you can't refute anything and admit you only like japshit to fit in with the hipster smark hivemind.

>It looks fake

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>wrestling is fake
damn E-drones really are retarded

Why even reply seriously if you have no idea what you're talking about

the reason people never refute you is that EVERYTHING you say is wrong. I don't know where to start. you stay you "know story line" then in the next you say youhave only watched a few matches

it's bait, just call him a retard and move on