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WRESTLEMANIA THREAD #12
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You wake up and this comes toward you.
What do?
STICKED
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>this match
STICKYYY
I love you, Yea Forums
MIZBROS
RAISE YOUR HANDS AND GIVE BASED MIZ YOUR STRENGTH
\o/
We sticky now.
Holy fucking sticky
>Asuka/Kairi JAV sticky
Absolutely BASED
based sticky
still beat nu japan about 10 threads ago
WE STICKY
I check it now and then - turned it to mute when New Day arrived.
Then they left and some dickhead brought two kids with him
I just recognize Charly and Pat Buchannan (I Think the blonde white guy form last moth)
match is surprisingly decent
>15 threads in
Better late than never I guess?
Sticky finally
>Asuka/Kairi thread sticky
BASED
Also, since Braun won, he's getting burried?
It's my imagination or Shane is already gassed?
>STICKY
>Sticky
HOLY FUCKING BASEDOLA
>STICKY ON BASED ASUKA AND KAIRI
WHAT DID MODS MEAN BY THIS?
why do part thread exist can the mods just remove the post limit.
>it took 12 threads to get a sticky
MODS = SODS
>Chair shockwaves knocking people over
PURE SHOTS
PURE STRIKES
MATCH OF THE NIGHT
Where is Alexa gone? Thought I could sneak a fap or two in between matches but she's vanished is based Hulkster running wild on her fallopian tubes?
love u too
Bobbo I needed this, thank you for your love
Any other based chads rewatching Joey Ryan's Penis Party instead of this? Or listening to CumTown?
All it takes to get a sticky is some slanteyed sluts in the op apparently
>oliver 3:16
VINCE SEETHING
OLIVER 3:16 SAYS PAY FOR WRESTLERS' HEATH CARE
What is that fighting stance called?
>Miz went from one of the most hated overpushed wrestlers of the decade to one of the best in the company, universally loved
How the FUCK did it happen lads?
Show up to Boomer's court tomorrow with 2 cases of Monster Ultra Zero
DOUBLE HEEL TURN
MIZ ATTACKS HIS OWN FATHER
BOOK IT
STICKY TIME
KAIRI AND ASUKA GETTING PUSHED TO THE MOON
BASED STICKY
Shane is fucking purple already. One of these days he's gonna die of a heart attack in the ring.
poor jap table
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
Based match destroying the international announcers' tables. Learn English, faggots.
>is now stickied
ALLE-FUCKING-LLUJAH
Is funaki there?
Yeah sticky
Tfw missed this part bc I was fucking my gf(male)
>Miz beating the crap out of shane in front of the Jap announcers
>chads
>cumtown
pick one and only one
>tfw forced to pirate Wrestlemania
>mfw some mark faggot thinks shane is fun to watch
i guess we truly are in a clown world.
>Let me show you zoomers a real man fights
>THAT CHAIR SPOT
HOLY MOTNOLY BROTHER
MIZ, HIS DAD AND BASED SHANE SAVING THIS COMPANY
>sticky almost 4 hours since the preshow started
BASED MODS AND JANNIES EARNING THEIR $0 PAYCHECK
>there is only 5 hours of wrestlemania left
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF FUNAKI IS OKAY
The Mizticuffs stance
GLOBALISM BTFO
BASED MODS
Unironically the best match so far
Interesting for a piss break match
posting in a sticky
So do I
I AM THE TABLE
I listened to the new episode yesterday
BASED JOSHI THREAD.
MODS=GODS.
all the chinks screaming and running
holy kekola
holy fuck. this match is based
Grats catposter, mella won the jobber battle royal.
MOTN and isnt even wrestling
workrate marks btfo
lmao I at the pajeet and nip commentators freaking out
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
AND HE STILL FUCKING KICKED OUT
best match of the night by far you dumb coon
>fuck international announcers
>fuck Shane's well being
This match is based lads
MATCH OF THE NIGHT
One last ride before I release the new one at Smackdown.
ECDUB
ECDUB
ECDUB
I'm up next guys, wish me luck!
WHAT A FUCKING MATCH
Where THE FUCK is Nicholas
MOTN!!!
Shane "the bouncer" McMahon
>Ref doesn't even touch the floor with this
Lil naitch is a bitch
The 'johnny cage'
how is shane still alive?
Shane taking sicker bumps than the roster as usual
What
I choose CumTown
I have cum inside Carmella. It's not as exciting as it sounds.
That was a scary spot.
THESE PURE STIKES
Shane delivering again and again
Would be cool if they go into the giants locker room
>stickying this one
Kek, what a retard
Jesus Christ that fall to the concrete
Why has Shane taken the worst bump of the night so far
ding-dong diddly based
take note, bingo hall midgets
sometimes you don't even need to wrestle to have the MOTN
Based pajeet announcers not scared at all
this match is hilarious
Dude how is this the best match of the night so far lmao. This is just old "fuck work rate" wwf stuff.
Press F to pay respects to the late Shane McMahon
based
Time to die shane
ROLLAMANIA
She doesn’t look like that anymore
WITNESS ME
WHAT IS SHANE'S BODY EVEN MADE OF?
HOLY SHIT MATCH OF THE NIGHT
Rolling for pitsluts
Go away
Miz is losing, isn't he?
Based Broski wins it for us all.
I thought that was the name for Seth Rollins' new moveset
>w-where are the flips?! This can't be five stars!
bases
based xev
>kicked out
welp it looks like shane is going to win
If Shane wins all of Yea Forums fails predictions
im honestly bored. anybody else not giving a shit?
yeah
Shane is going to shoot die trying to make this event not suck
Get back to work Corey
rollie pollie ollie
Roll
hmm
>get my strapon kid
He isn't. Owen Hart has been playing him since he worked death, but Shane actually died the night before Owen "died", then Owen got plastic surgery to look like Shane and has been him since.
HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
>HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
>HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
>HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
>HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
>HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
>HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
>HE ALMOST MISSED THE FUCKING CART WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAIL. WOULD'VE FELL 20 FEET ONTO HIS BACK
God please give me Stacy
RIDE ETERNAL
It;s crazy how Shane can keep doing this at his age. We are going to lose something when no more McMahons actively fight. Back in the day it was kino when Vince would fight and this is equally kino
BASED
>yfw this thread gets sticky
Based modettys and janitorettys want to tell us something?
"Just take me with you"
What did he mean by this?
Rolling
roll
who do I bust a nut to tonight
VINCE END THE MATCH HES YOUR SOM GOD DAMMIT
Reroll
RIP Shane
Who kicks out more: Shane or Gargano?
same here
OH SHIT
SHANE IS GONNA JUMP OFF SOMETHING HIGH
Shane wears padding, check it out the nxt time his shirt goes up
Why do the McMahons always have so much health?
SCAFFOLD MATCH HAS BEGUN
Match of the night they can't top this.
ye
rollza
>Shane's gonna jump.
shane ding-dong diddly shoot die
BASED BASED BASED BASED
Pretty kino desu, climbing round the camera platforms like an action film.
>climbing while selling the leg
GOAT
Lmao the cameraman
K I N O
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N
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shane is fit as fuck
just climbed that shit with one leg dangling
ARE WE WITNESSING A DOUBLE TURN?
shane dive incoming
Shanes power level is so high he kicks out of finishers
WE STICKY
Thus, I die.
let's get some puss
>that cameraman scared
FUCKING KEK
Here we go
why is this match way better than miz/dbry
A true company man
Cutest creature on earth
My asshole is ready
OH SHIT WHAT IS SHANE GONNA DO THIS TIME
>yfw Mean Street Pose show up
For Kofi
BASED
HOLY SHIT
Mean boys
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY SHIT
GENUINELY MARKED OUT
MATCH OF THE NIGHT FUCKING HELL
BASED FINISH
MOTN
greatest match of all time meltzer btfo
b as ed
Based old man Shane risking his life for this shitty ass WrestleMania
BASED
HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER HARDEST SOFTEST LANDING EVER
Shane is kill
miz btfo
>literally just a suplex into foam padding
ok
AND THATS THE END HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
BASED SHANE WON
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT BASED
NOOOOO THE PREDICTIONS
RIP SHANE
BASED SHANE O MAC
BEST IN THE WORLD
HOLY SHIT A SUPLEX INTO THE FOAM CRASHPAD!!!!!!!
giant fucking pillow is obvious. stupid.
>WHAT IS SHANE'S BODY EVEN MADE OF?
Nintendoium
>All that cushion underneath
fuck outta here with this pussy shit
MIZ IS NOT MOVING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I'M IN THE STADIUM THE LIGHTS WENT DARK
LMAO SHANE WON BY DYING ON TOP OF MIZ
Match of the night
LOL HOLY SHIT
KINO
I
N
O
HOLY FUCK
SHANE
SHANE
SHANE
SHANE
BASED
OH MY GOD STRAIGHT ONTO THE PADDING
This match was actually great
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
MARKING OUT
LMAO SHANE WENT OVER AT MANIA WTF
lol that ending
WHAT A BASED FUCKING FINISH
Miz GOAT
HOLY SHIT
>unironically MOTN
HE DEAD
>shane wins
MY SIDES
>Fucked yourself over because of your own move
Ah, the Andrade Finish
lol that fucking finish
rolando
PURE FUCKING KINO
TRASH!!!!!!!
NO FLIPS
JUST SPOTS
WHAT THEBFUCK THEY FELL 30 FEET
BASED SHANE O MAC
MOTN
LMAO
Are you fucking serious
>barely made a dent
>Clearly could her the softness thud
That was shit
OH MY GOD A SUPERPLEX ONTO A GIANT CUSHION!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
THAT FUCKING DROP
I'm so happy for the Miz, he came from the very bottom to have the motn at wrestlemania
>shane one
and there goes the last three
LOL shane wins
SHANE GOT THE WIN.
BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT. NOTHING WILL SUPPASS IT.
quads pls
>that finish
Damnit Miz
She's okay
Good shit by the lads tonight, great energy compared to many other crowd brawls
RIGHT THROUGH THE PADDED BOX
FUCK THAT ENDING
give me gay jay styles
LMAOOO
Here I go boys.
Based Umaru poster
lol, based finish, incoming miz back to heel
SHANE STILL BEST IN THE WORLD
Yikes
this shit wasnt even wrestling you E-DRONES are sick in the fucking head
Nice
Literally landed into mattresses
SHANE ACTUALLY WON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Welp! With that, Shane buries the final 3 people and now fucking NO ONE will be a clean sweeper tonight.
Shane BTFO of Yea Forums.
A WRESTLEMANIA MIRACLE
BASED FUCKING MATCH
MIZ KILLED HIMSELF
B A S E D
>Shane still won
WOW WHAT A BUMP RIGHT ONTO THAT 10 FOOT THICK PADDING
>all those retards thinking anyone wants to see their low quality camera video on their facebook
Was the spot entertaining should I rewind or not even bother
BASED
KINO MATCH
Shane has got to be the most dedicated person working for the E, jesus christ.
Imagine almost dying for this fucking shitshow
absolutely based
So they're gonna keep this feud going huh
Lol all those drones with phones. Like there will be no way to watch that again
Miz's back is nasty
roll
pillow or not that had to hurt
SCAFFOLD MATCH
SCAFFOLD MATCH
SCAFFOLD MATCH
SCAFFOLD MATCH
SCAFFOLD MATCH
SCAFFOLD MATCH
Not enough flippy shit?
do me good again...
Can you redo without preshow matches please so we might have a winner?
Miz two years in a row in the best Mania match of the year.
I haven't seen wrestling this amazing since Orange Cassidy vs TAKA on Friday night
rollokl
OH
rather watch this than stupid flips
sweet ending, just wish the padding wasn't so obvious
5 STAR MATCH
wow he suplexed him onto a mat
Well that was fun.
in4bliss
wot a shit fokin finish m8 o I boilin
Rollin' Rollin'
cute lil ESL
hey breaking news wrestling isn’t real and they aren’t going to land on concrete
Damn you tony nese
rolo
>Wow what a bump
ok fags lets see yourself do that without padding
INDIE FLIPPERS ON SUICIDE WATCH MOTN IS A CROWD BRAWL
I hate Tony Nese
amazing
WHY WON'T HE DIE
THE BEST IN THE WORLD
rate this ding-dong diddly match
what the hell was that
HOW CAN SHANE BE SO BASED?
HOLY SHIT
Shane is based
Shane confirmed final boss of ASP
When will Shane kill himself live on PPV
Damn, that was fast
>It wasn't a wrestling match it was some punching in the crowd and Shane doing his usual WM spots. 3.25 stars
-Meltzer
BAN PRESHOW YOU FUCKING CUNT
Shane mcmahon is a nutjob and I am glad he cameback and stuck around
roll1
I hope Shane comes on tuesday night bandaged up in a wheelchair going "BEST IN THE WORLD"
>MITB right after mania
what the fuck
hard cringe right here. kys, faggot simp.
That'll probably be the MOTN
She is NOW, yeah, but she imo used be the best looking woman on earth
Cornette's knees already paid the price
Pretty sure Vince has Neanderthal genes like Ozzy Osbourne
hell yeah
DONALD TRUMP
>this show
yumola
MITB already? Well alright then
>yo, where do you want this 50x50ft crashpad?
>just keep it next to the camera scaffold, my friend
Can you redo with just the preshow matches please so we might have a winner?
GODDAMIT SHANE
roll
FUCKING SHANE
THAT.
>*CLAP*
WAS.
>*CLAP*
NOT.
>*CLAP*
REAL.
>*CLAP*
WRESTLING.
>*CLAP*
>8 matches left
Rollin
Best match i've seen in a long time. Best match of mania weekend easily. 100% destroyed nxt, roh and njpw.
I can get a virus illegally streaming??? WTF why didn't anyone tell me!
quads incoming
based. please GOD give me lexi
PAIGE HERE
based slag
Did they died?
>NXT women's champion
ummm
PAIGE HERE
aw yiss! fappin to best girl tonight!
BASED GANG
BASED BIMBO
PAIGE HERE
>wymyn for the cool down match
based
DON'T ILLEGALY STREAM GUYS YOU'LL GET A VIRUS
As opposed to just stuffing a switch to trigger a noise like they normally do they instead opted for the angle of "THIS IS FAKE CLAP CLAP CLAP"
Show has been based as fuck so far..already better then the NPGayW show from last night and only 1/3 of the over
I hate the Jets' new jerseys
fuck off, loser
You fucking cunt.
preshow isn't part of the show you mong
Do we really have to listen to this slag now fuck off
IT'S ME, SLAG!!!!
>Paige and Renee
Yuck
This theme song is so gay.
Give me the ding-dong diddly green light any day.
they see me rollin
Upgraded slag makes me want to jaggoff. Imagine cum on her thick lipstick or her pale tits.
Based Miz and Shane with the only larger than life match on the card
im boiling
>Shane O'Mac saving the show and making fliplets seethe
BASED
Ok
BASED
she looks like she could suck a mean dick
Alright lads dicks out for sasha
it's wank time
>Champions come out first.
Rell
>it’s not even 9 o clock
;__;
yep. based Shane and Miz paying the rent for the boys.
PISS BREAK
BOSS TIME
Whoa! Paige was the NXT Women's Champion? Wonder what that belt looked like!
Saskatchewan roughriders?
Here comes the real piss break
fuck u, man
go on
You don't make the rules faggot
that's a fat dog
PISS BREAK MATCH
Jesus christ why couldn't they make Paige a valet, we dont need another female commentator
tth
YOU BITCH
They won't be champions soon
>womeme’s tag after that
Lol still a cooldown/piss break
Shit break
Sasha is gonna die tn
HORSE 'N' BUTT ARE HERE
nigger
which diva would you beat
for me, it's sasha
fuck you
Cena when?
meltzer is one bitter little man.
>Botch Inc
this is going to be a shitshow
i have immunity dog tho
I'm mad Sasha's theme gets cucked every time, like her husband
Are baley and Sasha the worst to ever do it? They are awful
Is this what cancer looks like?
I turned it off.
they look like shit
FUCK
haitch vs. tista will be similar
>2019
>getting worked by the preshow predictions
Deal with it, kids.
Piss break
...
I love how nobody gives a fuck about Sasha and only the kids pop for Bay-bay
those tube men are the personification of this wm
What's the most food I can get from taco bell for $5?
>failed Bayley intro
Hahahaha
God dogs are based
Vomit break
>DC after Bork KO's him out cold by jumping knee
How come all the champions are entering first tonight?
OH NO HALF OF THEM ARE LIMP
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bayley getting a fairly nice pop there
BAILEY BUDDYS NO SELLING THIS DOGSHIT ENTRANCE
I hope Sasha has a career ending AND life threatening injury here. Too bad she isn't wrestling Ric's daughter again, though maybe Ric's daughter will end the potato nigger's career by accident in the main event anyway
muscle mage
>TIME TO FAP
coon
>not just this is sparta-ing Shane
THE STATE OF THE INFLATABLES
Me on the right
PISS BREAK
Idiot
KEK dead bayley buddies
Sasha's botching has rubbed off on Bayley's entrance gimmick it seems
let the botches hit the floor
it looked jizz worthy mang
get a load of this faggot
WHAT DO YOU RATE THE SHANE V MIZ MATCH?
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Curly hair Sasha is kino
jijij
>jest fag already bought the new uniform
Cringe
those buddies are an appropriate metaphor for bayley
>only 9 mania matches left
Who's in for some funny akward Bayley botching?
fasf
Can someone please tell paige to shut up
wtf I thought it was just the kofi and the main event. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE
>taking a niggers sloppy seconds
>not a single Wrestlemania entrance yet
Yikes. Looks like HHH and Charlotte are the only ones getting one.
its pinned fagoot
>baley hiding her ass with a long coat
gay
Is Lexi wrestling tonight?
SHE'S FAT
>AHHA I must play along to le gay meme
Are you stupid?
based
Based Sasha/Bayley gets pyro.
fuck off
damn i actually want renee back after hearing paige
>"they're killing it right now y'know"
Is there any chance of this match NOT being botchamania incarnate?
tamina will be here forever
t. flippy midget
BAYLEY AND SASHA OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
Nia Jax suicide dive time
Marshall University
N
Paige is not comfy to listen to
not comfy at all
>Nia Snax
>Tamina
Haha the wacky men didn't inflate kind of like my dick :(
nia is dangerously close to being so fat she becomes bedridden
Bayley's is better.
>Nia
DAMN THATS ONE FAT TRANNY OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
LOOK AT HER SIDE FLAPS
>any sasha
>kino
Yikes
Nias ass in VR is based
I never said I wanted to fuck. Just wanted to hit her with a Louie CK
>Tamina will never crush your head between her muscular tits
Can't believe this happened under Vince's watch desu
>We are the monsters
I AM GONNA FUKKEN PUKE
Jokes on you, I'm protected by immunity doggo
My dick is out right now and it is not un-hard.
Bayleys makeup jesus
Battle cattle
Is it me or does Tamina look bigger than nia?
oh fuck yes
Best match of the card so far
I love you, mama
>everyone has been eliminated from predictions
AND THE IICONICS FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!! AUSSIE THOTS 4LIFE!
IICONICS MAKE MY PEEPEE GO BIG
IIconics gonna take this
CAP IT
MY FUCKING DICK
>IIconics gear isn't trash tonight
BASED
Better than jay white vs okada/10
I WANT NIA JAX TO SIT ON MY FACE AND SUFFOCATE ME TO DEATH
The fuck are they wearing?
Bayley went to the same makeup artist as Ronda Rousey kek
ROLLLLLIIIEE
HOLY FUCKING BASED
why do they move the audio away from the entrance music so much? It happens even on regular shows, it sounds bush league.
Just got home from work, any good matches yet?
ARE THEY SATANIC?
SUCCUBI!
IIIIIIIIIICONIC
Based iiconics
>nia jax is actually getting fatter every week
any nia jax in a thong pics anywhere?
I miss when they had tag team themes were a mix of both of the wrestler's themes like rated rko or JeriSho but now it's 1st theme for ten seconds then the 2nd theme for the rest of the entrance
BASED AUSSIES
>Iiconics
MY FUCKING DICK LADS
i saw it live ;^)
I want Nia to sit on me
>filename
Are the Iconics supposed to be lesbians?
There's no way the Iconics will win this.
yum
we sticky now? Now?
MY DICK IS HARD
that's literally the only reason I'm watching
>Billie with the Maleificent gear
Shit's perky as fuck, my dudes
BRAPCHAD TAG TEAM MATCH LESSSSS GO
If Meltzetty is coping, then you know you did something right.
>Beth's theme
BASED
Is this the look of Ausie shitposting?
Have you not watched a PPV in the last 20 years?
6 stars
Virgin spoted
Bayleys is better for happy babyfaces.
Sasha is better for a solo heel
Wow it's Beth Phoenix, wife of Edge Phoenix!
Need webm of that iiconics entrance
Did Peyton always wear long pants? I thought she wore shorts.
Roll (watch me get Nia Jax)
The Iconic Duo are eating the pin tonight, sorry brothers
awesome costumes
I'M GONNA SAY IT
BASED BRET STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT FROM THE WOMEN
breh
Based Mae no selling that shit
It's the Yokozuna gimmick where you get stronger the fatter you get
>those costumes
alright, ok, i'm digging it
IT'S THEIR NIGHT!
I don't know why but since I played WWE 2K19, I wanna fuck Sasha
based
BRET NO
Who the fuck are these people on this watchalong?
Are they 205 or NXT guys? I know who PAt is but that's it...
ding-dong diddly cringe famm
Maleficent Billie is working me into a shoot
Based
>three lesbians walk into wrestlemania
>it's a bathroom break match
It's about time. I needed another break.
>that entrance
OH NO NO NO NO
>Bret came out
Natalia and Beth are winning this
RASTAMAN! RASTAMAN! RASTAMAN!
Andrade not making it to the main card and Tamina doing it still blows my mind
Do the buddies look like your dick after fapping to Trish Yea Forums?
working my dick into a shoot
>Bret
They won
>shitman getting absolutely no reaction
Dicks out for Pey Pey
These grannies are winning tonight, aren't they?
the iconics better fiina win
It’s.... is that? .... YES ITS RASTA MAN
holy ding-dong diddly yumola Im putting my mortgage on the IIconics
Maybe it's because I haven't jacked off today, but is Nattie kinda hot?
Rastaguy rag dolled natty like a sack of potatoes. Never forget
The only thing you saw live is my dick
LMAO LOOK AT THIS SHOOK SIMP
Not really
>Bret has to come out to the shitty remix
cribased
Natalya and Beth going over cause of last nights incident?
>have Brett Hart come out
>not have him give glasses to a random kid
fuck off
Okay, okay, it's still zero clean sweeps, but since it's WrestleMania. Here it is, you wanted it,I filtered it, the list of people left if you don't take the preshow into account... all one of them.
Fuck it, one more match brother.
see
>tfw took the wrong pissbreak
So we get to watch PeyPey carry a bunch of nepotism botchers?
>jeez with Bret the shitman Heart I wonder who'll win lads!
Is it me or does Tamina look fat now?
Didn't they just have this match with the men?
Tamina looks thicker.....and HOTTER
pls make Yea Forums iiCONIC
fucking slanesshi deamons
He's too bitter to do that now
>renee getting BTFO by some pyro
HOLY FUCK I WANNA BANG THE IICONICS FELLAS
IF IICONICS WIN
THIS WRESTLEMANIA WILL BE REDEEMED
The womens champs graphic is kino
You can hear a PIN DROP
>Bret the Shitman so SHOOK, he went back running backstage instead of coming down the ramp
Did trump do something
ember or sasha pls
>you're experienced with triple threats
>Paige laughs
What did she mean by this?
Based, now I have an excuse to fap during the match.
either make it one team vs another team or make it a ladder match
these matches are always shitty
Is this the sticky?
welp time to take screencaps of bayleys ass
that sasha dropkick
Hot
Lesbian pollen!
Fuck off, steven
He had lesnar anyway
MY DICK
you just know
piss break match
>Not saying Brap the Shitman Shart
Beth still looks great.
I like the iconics but Bayleys ass needs to win this
Hmmmm, he voted for Nese, I guess he is legit the last guy here.
Based Sexpac
>already 3 botches
Me too bro me too
>piss break during based Shane match
>come back in time for women's match
>Sasha banks dropkick
She ALWAYS whiffs
my dick is out
working me into a shoot
iconic
Why is commentary so bad? They sound so ducking flat and corporate
Is it me or has Peyton gotten even hotter.
Yes.
CMON ICONICS
Bathroom and Snack break what you fags doing I got mozzarella sticks in the toaster oven
See, its possible to not be a nigger all the time
>piss break
more like dinner break
She likes triple penetration
You can tell that she can feel Billie's cock
Both Renee and Paige on commentary is making me want to kill myself
*crickets*
he has lesnar, that nigga lost
Based Cole on thot patrol.
this is ridiculous, what's next? women's cruiserweight title match?
Yea Forums blown the fuck out
BROS
I had this addon for chrome that was doing all the capcha for me its not working anymore
PLS RPLY
based Maddox and Xavier
Is this gay?
Lesnar didn't win, dingus.
Pey-pey
>n-no Billie, not in front of p-people please
Billie
>fucking bitch is mine! SHE'S MINE YOU HEAR ME?!
>picked Lesnar
You're shoot more retarded than your potato PC.
rolling
You virgins will literally fuck anything won’t you.
BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
Are all Australian woman this hot?
Only three hours to go
That thing is fucking good, isn't it?
HNNNNNGR look at that ASS
Oh yeah, we I guess everyone is eliminated anyway, my bad.
>less than one minute in and sasha already botched a drop kick
OOOOOOF
Y'all ready for a celebration fap for Iconics?
>12 year old humor
HHHEEE HHHOOOOOHHAAAA PEE POO JOKES HHHEEEEE HEEEEE SHIT LIKE POO POO HHHEE HOOO NAUGHTY POO POO JOKES FARTS
Ding dong diddly Bex or Layla
>Divas of doom winning
ugh
Was he seriously protesting the women's match?
All women by the age of 17-18 have had a 3 some so of course you ask a female about it
IICONICS for the win please.
So this is the true form of Pamela Martinez
I want to fuck Nia and Tamina, why don’t you?
WILL POWER
Barnett and Suzuki and Okada and Jay White were both better simpola
Ever since she brightened her hair for the Rumble, she got so much hotter.
Paige is terrible as a color commentator. She needs to get drunk and show her snatch to turn this around. Where's Maddox?
That was the ending of the four way tag match when the Usos pinned Sheamus.
is Natalya the most plowable WWE Superstar?
which one does the pegging and which one takes it
>renee: Now we got bayley with the ol' tagaroo
the fuck is wrong with her, bros?
They finally got that assisted kick spot to work
and it's still fucking retarded
Jesus christ. Imagine how much that thing shakes when its not held back by spandex
>Lesnar
WOMENS WRASSLIN *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
Kowabunga dude!
TELL THE TRUTH Yea Forums, WOULD YOU FUCK BETH PHOENIX?
Is Peyton wearing Eddie-inspired gear?
Has Nia somehow gotten even fatter than I remember?
hahahahahaha no
BAYLEYS BRAPPER *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
BAYLEYS BRAPPER *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLA
BAYLEYS BRAPPER *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLA
BAYLEYS BRAPPER *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLA
Bayley's ass looks like that??
Not as gay as Seth's attire.
Were Tamina's tits always this big?
Disgoosting
why can't the iconics win? the other teams are so fucking boring
Please, post bubble porn of any of them.
i dont watch much wrestling anymore since im an adult now
but do any of these female wrestlers fuck black cocks???
IIconics should win tbqhfam.
pussy rubbers
based retard
only if Edge watched
Like with a car? Yeah, I'd have no problem plowing her.
I think she'd end up fucking me
blonde peyton is giving me the didilios
Because they have to be as neutral as possible,no wrestler can ever be put over by the commentary team ever,the fact that face and heel commentators don't exist completes the shit sandwich.
I fucking hate her
This feels and fucking looks exactly like a raw match. Holy shit. Even cole is just going through the motions like it’s an episode of raw in bumfuck iowa
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holy based Andrade
Yes
CALM DOWN BRET, WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL SHAKING AFTER WHAT HAPPENED
almost all of them
How go from Kino to this?JUST END THIS SHIT
Do you even know where you are right now?
I'd fuck anyone in that ring honestly, including the ref
Not unless she agreed to marry me and convert to Catholicism.
I wish she'd fuck me
fmk?
>only 268 IPs
wrestling is truly dead bros, remember when we got to over 400 last year
I’m in!
and yet, I want to shove my cock down her throat
IIconics NEED to win, my ding-dong diddly demands it
man just bros being dudes
fuck niggers though.
Dude there are black girls I work with that I'd fuck so ya I'd probably fuck Beth.
>Natalya...legal as well
Damn, she's looking rough for 18
>who vs who and boring slant eye vs muslim supporter
>better
Don't you need to be at a vegan rally or something?
Rana into that crossface is actually one of the better moves I've ever seen Sasha pull off fluidly
Fuck kill marry
the bank statement is such shit
Looks like I got jungle fever
THIS IS FUCKING RAW
For pumping out a couple of kids, Beth sure did get herself back in fighting shape. She looks the same as she did in her prime
Fuck Billy
Marry Peyton
Kill Toni
STOP DOING THE DOUBLE SHARPSHOOTER IT NEVER WORKS
Bruh this crowd is dead af
stream is progressing at such a medium pace that nobody will notice that i am gay
kill the one in the middle, fuck billie, marry pey pey
I don't believe that's her. That ass looks like it has zero tone that can't be possibly in her work. Even Naomi doesn't squish that much.
IS LEXI WRESTLING TONIGHT SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
>wwe try to pretend women are wrestling because the crowd wants it
>women wrestle to absolute dead silence
>half the crowd go to the toilet
What did WWE mean by this?
DING-DONG DIDDLY *clap clap clap clap* DING-DONG DIDDLY
NATTIE NO
Marry Sniff Marry
fucking hate paige lads, dumb fucking manc northern mong. sounds like a dick head
Natalyas done this spot so many damn times
this is awful even for a wrestlemania sticky this is slow
fuck billie
marry peyton
kill the coalburner
Oh and here's NXT's three winners from Friday, well done guys.
Just started watchin boys. How has it been so far?
marry peypey
fuck billie
kill the coal burner
Yes - she just wears sports bras/clothes to hide them so she looks more scary and less feminine
>tamina shoot kicking natty in the head
absolute crickets for this match.
Marry Billie
Fuck Peypey
Kill toni
Anybody else from Yea Forums here?
FKM
WOO WOO WOO
LMAO at the crowd going for a piss break
This show legit feels like a average Raw
lol faggot
Paige is the worst fucking commentator ever
lol
Heyyo!
It took strength to admit that here
Rolling like a river
Reminder that Tamina & Beth once had a PPV match for the Divas title
Why doesn't Vince book the REAL talent in the women's division bros?
yes? no? fish?
Natty does this dumb spot literally every match now.
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BASED LINDA GETTING HER SOME
Meh,only good match was Shane vs Miz
Crowd couldn’t care less
At least 200 of those IP's were fucking Carter trying to get himself over.
>Josh Barnett
>who
You realize PRIDE outdrew wwmeme right?
That thing jiggles all over the place even when held in place with tight spandex ring gear. That's probably what it looks like without support
No. She came out at the start of the show with Hogan.
>those pits
EUUGHHHHHH
C R I C K E T S
pic related cause I'm retarded and didn't put it up first time
KFM
>filename
how is the shit match I fucking left to get 7/eleven mini tacos and a beer
i'd bone ruaka
fuck Billie, kill literal who, marry Peypey
that's hot!
Always
Most of the crown is getting food, not just snacks, full dinners. It's been a long night during a long weekend, and it's getting cold.
Australians have ugly feet
Why do they waste time with these matches?
down goes fatty!! down goes fatty!!
LMAO THE FAT BITCH FELL
Naaa you had based Miz putting on a show.
Nia is looking mmmmmmmmmmm tonight
I'm gonna make some coffee, im not gonna make it lads
Main event will make ypu look stupid
fuck billie
marry peyton
kill the coalburner
...
Gimme lita
I felt that fall all the way in Florida
bad
Fuck off Beth, I wanted to see Nia crush Sasha
Aside from Miz/Shane, this feels like average Raw with no segments
Get off my board.
All their PPVs do. They do nothing these days to differentiate.
She has that killer instinct
Wtf does Nia has in her head?
All those facials dont make you a good commentator
>Samoan Wrestler
>does the Samoan drop
okish
stream?
Oh its them
hanan is the kacho!
SHE IS FAT
why do japs age so much better than wh*tes
You can't even get a good look at it...
Fuck that, reroll
Tamina is thick as fuck. Check her out on Up Up Down Down. If her face was as pretty as Nia's she'd be the ultimate thick samoan bitch.
just stop bruh
>bog and hug connection
now that's some cringe shit senpai
THE STATE OF THAT FROG SPLASH
JESUS CHRIST WOAT
PAYING HOMAGE TO EDDIE GUERRERO WITH THE SHITTIEST FROG SPLASH IN HISTORY
IIconics gonna win it
bruh
TADPOLE SPLASH
IN
fuck this match
Kill yourself nigger
Worst. Frogsplash. Ever.
>that frog splash
living is suffering
Paige a much better color commentator than rene
Yes, I used to be a tripfag there once upon a time.
oh yeah I remember that sticky it got. Oh wait hahahahahahaha. Go watch your who vs who matches.
BASED AS FUCK
NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGEEEERRRRSSS
Just felt the earth quake lads
Can the divas only do the tower of doom?
ding-dong diddly BASED MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIICK
hit me senpai
why the fuck would natalya roll out of the ring after that
Fucking lol exact thought
fucking end this shit
BASED IICONICS
Shit match, based finish
FUCKING BASED IICONICS WIN
The 7 foot tall, 600 pound giant brother!
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
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FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
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FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
DAVE IS GONNA BE SEETHING
Half the crowd will be gone home m8.
BASED FUCKING BILLIE
SAVED
BASED SHITPOSTERS
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FUCKING BASED
10/10
BASED
PEY PEY WINS
BASED SHITPOSTERS
>more crying in the ring
goddamnit
imagine the smell
CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY
AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS DID IT
BASED IICONICS
I'M CUMMIN'
HOLY FUCKING BASED
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS IICONICS
WHAT THE FUCK
YES
BASED BILLIE AND PEY PEY
IM MARKING OUT BROTHER
at least the fit ones won
Yea Forums community reporting in.
so beth could get a pinfall
Billy Kay is an uggo
BASED AUSSIES
Sasha is such a fucking mark. It was so fucking clear they wouldn't win with how she walked to the ring. Amateur baby shit.
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
/OURGALS/ WON
BASED AS FUCK
BASED AS FUCK
BASED AS FUCK
BASED AS FUCK
BASED AS FUCK
BASED SHITPOSTERS DID IT
Someone post video of that frog splash, holy shiy
Based Aussie shitposters
If trump Missile crisis drama happens during Wrestlemania again
I will slam dick on Door
SHITPOSTING INTENSIFIES
BASED AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS DID IT, HEELS FINALLY WON
I erp as female wrestlers
BASED AUSSIES
HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
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THE ONLY TAG TEAM ACTUALLY WON THE BELTS
HOLY FUCK
IM MARKING THE FUCK OUT
YES YES YES YES
OUR GIRLS DID IT
BASED SHITPOSTERS
YES LADS IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING
YES THEY DID IT BROS
We did boys!
My iconics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Female announcers ruining an iiconic moment.
BASED AUSTRALIAN SHIT POSTERS
MATCH SAVED
BASED ENDING
FIVE MILLION STARS
HOLY SHIT
AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS UNITE
AWWWW there goes all the horsememefags fantasy of them standing tall to end WM.
KEK
Ahahahahahaha lmao
Who Yea Forums her-
Oh yeah, not you! AHUHUEUHUEHUE
They actually swerved me there
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Have there been any chants related to the John Oliver thing?
BASED IICONICS
BASED AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS
Gimme
CRINGE
BASED FINISH
>still pushing this meme
lol
BASES
IM CRYING LADS WE DID IT
Yea Forums wins again
PEYTON IS MY WAIFU
>jobbers
>win the titles
FUCK YES]
JOBBERMANIA IS HERE
>Bailey took the pin
NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT A SHITTER
BASEDDDDD
Sweet Lord and Savior, thank you for letting me be born in this world.
>reminder that peypey is exceedingly gorgeous
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCDKCKCKCKFUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT THE ONLY PREDICTION RIGHT THAT MATTERED AND IT WAS... I FUCKING CONIC!!!!!!
Hey at least they didn't botch the ending
/our girls/ did it, bros!
Bret was not a good luck charm here
Reporting in.
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE
OI
OI
OI
WWE IS FUCKING SAVED
YES
>putting the belts on Australians to acknowledge RAW viewership going down under 2 million
>ICONICS WINS
BASED IICONICS OH OH OHHHH OH
Literally the best possible outcome.
Aussie shit posters ftw
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
WHITEY BTFO
>WWE Championship match halfway through the show
JUST
U
S
T
>now Charlotte is the only Horsewoman with a belt
If she somehow fucking wins tonight for whatever retarded reason I will laugh my ass off
We did it!!!
Absolutely fucking based ref
DAVE IS GONNA FREAK
10/10 pits
IICONIC
IICONIC
IICONIC
THAT 1 PYRO
FUCKING LMAO
>ONE (1) FIREWORK POP FOR THEM
Iconics live sex celebration tomorrow night on Raw
reporting in but i'm probably calling it quits, i'm bored as all fuck
Of course not. Nobody gives a shit about that simp.
that slap on Natalya's butt made me instant hard
based graves lmao
What up
CZECHED
based aspmind
Big Based Lesbian Aussies getting the gold
BRAISED
THOTCONIICS #1
how come Corey graves looks like a simp again
what do you find good about these dumb cunts?
>Sky Pirates will have to wrestle these shitters now
>It ain't me starts playing
>tfw you legit marked out.
Finally based Aussie Shit Posters
>Commit a mass shooting
>Win the Womens tag titles
What did they mean by this?
OKAY, NOW THIS IS ICONIC.
My man. Their pits, billie's especially, are underappreciated.
need to fap
IM CUMMIN LADS
The main event is for both belts you fucking retard
LEGIT???
>
>6562242
There was an "Oliver 3:16" sign during Shane vs. Miz but other than that fuck all
Horsetty as always tipped off the result when she walked to the ring.
Why is she so perfect, lads?
THE 4 HORSEMEN MEME IS DEAD
If Bryan doesn't win, I tackle Bret Hart on RAW tomorrow night
I\m from /cm/
Yikes. The Empire State building. That is crinfe.
Based wrestlemania so far.
Now it would be perfect if Bryan saves the white race
beat that bulbasaur, brother
the swearing edgy jew motivational speaker gary v in the back sperging out
Kek all of these junior ass enlisted military kids sitting front row
It was the opening match nigga
>Horsewoman
stop that
There was an Olivier 3:16 sign awhile ago.
LET'S FUCKING GO KOFI
>black WWE Champion
Somebody tell him
Chances kofi comes out to old theme?
I'm cracking open a can of petrol to celebrate mates
Bayley is crying her eyes out at ringside you monsters, why do you cheer them losing?
Sorry but their in the A show. SmackDown
those military hunks were so fucking cute and this thread is going so fast you won't even care that i just made a gay statement
GO WEIGHTON
GO BILLY BEEF
She does this EVERY single time she has to job.
>based Bryan coming out right now
we can sleep early lads
Yall know this means Kofi's definitely taking it, right?
me in the hat
POST DAVE REEEE TWEET
Kek
Why did they not have the budget to fly planes over the arena but they painted the fucking Empire State Building with an amazingly detailed Bryan/Kofi mural? This fucking company
hoping rowan has an Opeth shirt tonight lads
For bubble butt
>legit yelled YESSSSS
Thanks iconica for making it real again
No way thats not superimposed... can any NYC anons confirm?
S-Stevie Wonder??
>wwe title match already
KOFI ISNT WINNING
IIConics win and now the only thing that can make this night more perfect would be for Kofi to get his ass beat and DB to retain.
That wasn't gonna happen even if Horsa and Bayleno won
The Ronda/Charles/Becky match is winner takes both belts, so either Becky or Charles (or both) will be belt-less tonight
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1
Wait, is that clip of the empire state building real? Is their pictures really projected on the building for everyone in NY to see right now?
People like him dont get to be wwe champion
>You thought I was gonna let a nigger go on after me?
I think you’re getting Australia and New Zealand mixed up you dumb ass.
Yea Forums fag here, where are my Niafags at?
I haven't been paying attention since AJ and Snek. How bad has it been?
PREPARE FOR DISAPPOINTMENT
PREPARE FOR DISAPPOINTMENT
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Rollo
>Kofi vs D-Bry isn't even one of the last three match
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
KOFI ! KOFI ! KOFI !KOFI ! KOFI !KOFI !KOFI !KOFI !
fag
Say what you want about the writers but the WWE video production team is actually really good.
LET'S FUCKING GO KOFI
All Vegan Whitefags on suicide watch.
already?
BASED WWE LETTING ME GO TO SLEEP EARLY PUTTING ALL THE MATCHES I WANT TO WATCH FIRST
so kofi wins?
What are the chances that this nigger will lose? I just want to witness the seethe
Was Bray Wyatt in the battle royal? When's he coming back?
GIMMIE THE BEEF!
This. I thought: Sasha looks pissed off. She's losing.
Australian did it no?
Imagine whiteknighting women on the internet. You know you can't get gold here right? You just heard the crowd sleep through the womeme and yet you still pretend people want that rubbish. We should have got a bra and panties match between Billie and Pey Pey but incel fag orbiters like you force us to have no fun on the card.
>BOTH MAIN TITLES ALREADY ON
>THE MOST OVER STORYLINE ON THE ROSTER NOW
>THE STATE OF THIS SHOW
Biggest wrestling night of the year and there's only 1,000 comments. Fucking sad. It's like it's Fastlane or summat. Sad.
Bryan is literally a libtard racemixing degenerate manlet. How is he going to save the white race?
It was ruined when both women's championships were put on line. That's why Shayna Baszler retained.
>No WWE vs MMA horsewomen angle
>cringe
Yeah, they've been pretty damn good since WM30
BLOODY MINGE
is this storyline got racial undertones to it?
this nigger is going to ruin the show. they changed the belt so it would suit the new day nigger outfit.
KOFI KOFI KOFI
An Australian was the one who did the shooting you idiot
Best match i've seen in a long time. Best match of mania weekend easily. 100% destroyed nxt, roh and njpw.
This Mania is actually fucking based
>Triple H vs Batista is going on 2nd to last
>WWE TITLE BEFORE THE US AND IC TITLE
YIKES
I
K
E
S
IT'S A FALSE FLAG!!!!
There is absolutely NO WAY that Kofi loses tonight. He's too big, they want him to win too much. There will legit be a riot if he doesn't win. In fact if he doesn't win I will eat a bullet, mark my words.
Based Bryan/Kofi main eventing the first half when the crowd is still alive
YA SEE, KOFI...
WWE championship match with a buildup, not even in the last two hours THE FUCK?
right here brother
>LET'S FACE IT KOFI... NIGGERS DON'T GET TO BE WWE CHAMPION!
Holy shit why did Vince think this was okay?
Wait they're doing it now? What's the final match then, HHH vs batista?
Lets go
What have I missed so far? Been at work so haven't been able to catch the show, looking forward to Brock destroying that CrossFit nazi later
cuz Kofi aint winnin
/tg/ dropping by.
What? You thought this was aew or something?
Bro
yes
it is a black man vs the system feud
HAHAHA FUCKING COPE
Yeah, this is SJW pandering mania
>Women main event
>Give nigger an opportunity just because they're a nigger, not because they earned it
Trump is gonna interfere
one side will be completely disappointed is all i'm saying
...
The shooter is Australian lol
diva 3 way
I hope he comes out to SOS
That or Angle's Retirement
A big dog match can't go on early
Actually a based as fuck promo package
Based vince looking out for the Euros and giving them the only watchable match left at a reasonable time.
Bork was the opener user.
The Empire State Building whores itself to companies all the time for stuff like that. It's very likely real.
As an Australian I'm confused as to how people like these 2 skanks. IIconics remind me of the sluts in highschool that would yell BFF/BOMA or whatever the fuck all the time while getting dicked by islanders then calling eachother sluts because they didn't get dicked by the islander they liked.
SOS DEM WHITEBOIS SEETHIN
SOS I HEAR DEM CRYIN'
Remember all the cringefags who said, "Charlotte won the title cause they want their Four Horsewoman moment at the end of Mania".
Literally dozens of you kept saying this. Well, KILL YOURSELVES!! You fucking marks were WRONG yet again. Over and over you try to sound so smart but you constantly get exposed as the worthless ignorant fucks you are.
This Kofi shit is the most over booked shit since...Becky
They are trying too hard lads
>this is going on before Reigns vs mcintyre, samoa joe vs mysterio, and balor vs lashley
post yfw Lars debut during this match
Luke Harper was if that counts
*click*
LETS GO!
THAT PROMO WAS GOOD AS FUCK
Doing the title match now means Bryan is winning. Burying that shit in the middle of the show is smart.
FUCKING AUSTRAILANS. I HATE THEM SO GODDAMN MUCH
Post yfw Kofi loses
They only finally stickied the thread like 40 minutes ago, user
There were hundreds of other replies in other threads before this
Hogan comes out and help bryan to win and then they pose together how hard would you mark?
This is my main event. Going to bed after this so I can be rested for wagecucking
>no sos
gosh i hate this company
lmfao at your life m8
Reminder that it should’ve been Big E
Wait did Roman already go? I'm stoned as fuck
>wwe title match is the 7th to last match
dumbest niggers to ever run a company
NO SOS
NO SOS
NO SOS
NO SOS
NO SOS
NO SOS
>BROS THERE ARE """"7"""" MATCHES LEFT
FUCK THAT'S RIGHT
WE STILL HAVE THE IC MATCH I FORGOT BECAUSE THE BUILD IS SO STUPIDLY WRITTEN
get the fuck out traitor
show unironically aint that bad
>Alexa Bliss hosts wrestlemania
>does a 5 minute segment with Hogan and nothing else
ALL BOARDS REPORT
/toy/ here
>No SOS
WOAT
Time to get metoo’d whiteboi
What a faggot
>Not using S.O.S
>BOTH UNIVERSAL AND WWE TITLES ON BEFORE US AND WOMEN
HAHAHAHAHAA OH NO NO NO NO
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR
>things that haven't happened yet
Balor/Lashley
Kurt/Corbin
Cena vs ???
Elias musical performance
HHH/Batista
Women's Main
big e cups
yummy
>people care about all matches equally
I can tell you sperged out and typed all this because you know they’ll be hot for Becky lmao
I don't get it either. What the fuck are you talking about?
"nothing more than a nigger"
wow
>Doesn't come out to SOS
*SEETHES INTERNALLY*
>No cringe entrance
Everything good for now.
>No SOS
Reddit seething
t. incel
Affirmative action
Reminder that Kofi signed a contract that says 04/10 not 04/07
>Kofi didn’t come out to SOS with Jamaican flags
He isn’t going over
>he went to a highschool with islanders
haha what poofta
>didnt come out to SOS
Garbage
can someone explain the appeal of this match to me?
i haven't been watching wwe regularly. has the reddit hype for new gay really been so fucking strong that it justified kofi vs bryan for the title?
what the fuck?
Based black minstrel show characters gonna job tonight
Kaho reitred
NXT contract WHEN?
So Kofi obviously wins. Ok. Then what? Where does he go next? This is so retarded.
based as hell, brother
daniel bryan did say he would win in 15seconds
Naw
Missed Joe/Rey and Roman/Drew
Jesus Christ
>In fact if he doesn't win I will eat a bullet, mark my words.
Dear God... Beggin' ya to let Bryan win.
It was a team effort, you faggots. They'll use S.O.S. when he wins
Tfw your wife’s bull finish in time to watch the Kofi match with you
It has to be Cena vs Kurt, right?
Yea Forums here
Heel turn imminent?
literal affirmative action
/vp/ struggling along
>champ actually coming out last
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO BRYAN IS WINNING AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Christ this is going to be on until midnight
Kofi was in the title picture before he fucked something up, wasn't he?
>Big E with a gift
He's turning heel lads.
>Kofi Kingston is nothing more than a NIGGER
WHAT DID DANIEL ARYAN MEAN BY THIS
This match is literally like Josuke Higashkita versus Yoshikage Kira
Why is Kofi so over? dude is boring as fuck
I'm from /k/, is that close enough?
>new belt sitting ringside
Fuck. You reminded me that I still need to see based Batista go over.
Also, Kofi is over as fuck.
I think you don't appreciate what Mr. Tarrant did for you that day lad
/m/ here
the nigger already won. it's a done deal.
NEW DAY THEMED BELT IN THAT BOX
BASED
Yea Forums here
this feels like the only match with stakes
> trump called vince
> says WWE needs to be used to promote American soft power
> Vince knows what to do
> bury World (globalist) title
> bury universe (filled with aliens) title
> elevate US Championship as THE premier championship
> IC championship second tier, just like Europe.
MAGA
god i hope kofi loses
kofi wins but new day turns on him
NEW WWE TITLE CONFIRMED
>goofy coon kofi coming out
no
yeah, they're turning on him, theres a weapon in that box
Wow, that white woman in the crowd was practically begging for Kofi's bbc. I guess little white dick doesn't do it for her. Who can blame her?
/raildex/ here.
>Can't let you win that belt Kofi
How hard would you mark?
Big E obviously has a new title in that belt
Heel tag team with a QT and accents, Way better than two horsies winning the belts
Hey....idiot. Did you just realize that or something?
Because the rest of us who have brain cells realized that the 'Four Horsewomen are all champs' ending was out the window the moment Stephanie said both belts are on the line
I will slam a door on my dick if Trump Missile Drama happens during Wrestlemania again
Oww no SOS bummer
missed it. what she do?
fuck billy kill storm marry peypey
The fact that this match has a clear face vs heel feel is nice.
>still doing comedy shit in your serious mania moment
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN.
Kofi's losing...
/pol/ here seig heil
>New Day come out dancing and treating this like any other match
Yeah, he's not winning. Why can't these nigs at least pretend this is a big deal?
>big e thrusting his penis on camera
>dad walks in
Why?
give us a sniff ya dog cunt
i hafta work at 7am tmrw bro...
I would want him to lose if only for the shit hair.
Why can't they just have normal ass hair like Booker T had tonight? Why is it gotta be that carny shit?
Imagine a fucking WWE champion with pigtails, good god.
/f1g/ from Yea Forums here
>tfw i just want Kofi to hold the big one at least once.
I know man. Was taking the piss is all. No rolling sticky. Then again, I'm rarely on Yea Forums because you all are too fucking autistic.
Basef and chadpilled.
Joe vs Mysterio will be unironically based
lmao they even have the old WWE Title for Kofi next to the table.
Kofi is winning ya simps.
STREAMING LIVE @@@@@@@@@
CLICK SHERK
BASEDSTREAM.COM
BASEDSTREAM.COM
BASEDSTREAM.COM
And its was based as fuck
america's fascination with race.
>Both world title matches before the last hour
kill me
Yea Forums report/a/n
Every board belongs to Yea Forums
/biz/ here
gotta admit that prematch vignette was pretty hype
this is the only outcome i'll accept if Kofi wins
I'm confused by your usage of the term Islander because where I grew up in Florida it referred to people who lived on the island I lived in and we called people who lived on the main land, Townies.. If the Townies were feeling mean though they'd call us Island Rats.
>all the boring Raw shit is going to take up the last half of the show
interesting
>All those mass produced cards that are manufactured and handed out to the crowd
It legit works me into a seethe. Crowds used to make their own signs at home and bring them to the stadium but now these crowds are so boring and so braindead that WWE needs to HAND them signs because they're too lazy to make their own now.
Well now it's clear that Kofi is going to lose. Fuck
P R E P T H E B U L L
R
E
P
T
H
E
B
U
L
L
it's pancakes you mark fuck
> gift
Okay so big e is turning heel
Hopefully
BASED
DESU. I hope they burn the hemp belt. Would be based
>intercontinental title higher on the card than wwe title
Make me, lapdog.
/tg/ Standing by.
/tg/ here
Drops the title to whoever wins MITB for heat then goes back to tag team purgatory is my guess, personally.
Sasha is infamous for coming out to matches with a more annoyed/subdued demeanor when she's been booked to lose it
New Day breaking up
Big E Heel Turn
Big E costs Kofi the match
Regardless of the result someone gonna ding-dong diddly seethe
Yea Forumssp/ here
Fuck the gay nigger let's go DB I hope Vince doesn't cave to the SJW internet audience for the comedy midcarder
Let's end racism once and for all
GO KOF
>Big Red involved in WWE championship scene
it warms my heart desu
>No green gear fro Bryan
Disappointing
>Yea Forums here
Roman is getting the WWE title anyway.
>"Big E, why is your name on this Championship belt....?"
People hold up cell phones now so they don't bother with signs. It's just a sign of the times.
For a second I thought Vince went full autist and changed his name to just Kofi
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>type in new day on wwe shop and you get this
>I MUST DEFEND MY WAIFU ONLINE
Jesus Christ lad. Unironically go have sex.
You'd really think so, but Dave is on record this week saying that's absolutely not the match.
>inb4lolMeltzerhasnosources
this is the only match I wanted to watch, holy fuck I get to turn this stupid shit off in about 20 minutes
It should have been Xavier!
if given the time and if Rey isn't too hurt, it could be MOTN
t. projecting white boy
who the fuck is Romero
Youre either an angloid shitbag or Irish potato white nigger so please die out already
The gift is a new belt design
IN NEW YORK I MILLIE ROCK
DING-DONG DIDDLY SHOVE THAT IN MAH SOCK
>new day spoiling that match with a present gimmick
god fucking damn it
Yea Forums
WHATS IN THE BOX LADS
PREDICTIONS
Yea Forums is the man that runs Yea Forums
What a fucking mark
Why did they say where Daniel Bryan was from but not Kofi? Racism?
They've always handed out signs.
/k/ standing by
broher
>Then again, I'm rarely on Yea Forums because you all are too fucking autistic.
I can't deny this but ding-dong diddly fuck you user. You made us autistic in this echo chamber after we got kicked off Yea Forums
So New Day and Rowan are 100% costing Kofi the match, right?
/int/
Lol the title is already there
I hope Dominic does a run in and spears Joe
Kofi had to replace Mustafa Ali for both a Gauntlet match right before and for Elimination Chamber where Ali was supposed to get babyface momentum by nearly running the gauntlet twice.
/h/ here
Harper interferes so Kofi wins
Screen this, faggots
in b4 bryan squashes kofi then vince comes to the ring with donald trump and a team of ICE agents and they deport these three noggers back to africa
jesus christ
Yea Forums here. Also fuck boars.
>that new belt
they literally gave the finish away
Pacific islanders.
Rainbow championship belt
Nice, the only match i wanted to watch is on now. I can go to sleep early
>daniel bryan is literally 5'7 and has headlined mania TWICE
what's your excuse for giving up on your dream of being a wrestler Yea Forums?
It's a pancake belt, you smark that worked himself into a shoot mark fuck
Yea Forums and /ck/
ITS REAL HAHAHAHAH
Why is vegan bryan so based?
where they booing daniel bryant ?
why?
>the belt is literally falling apart
At least glue a couple seashells on it. Fuck.
I unironically mark for Rowan
Oh god the fucking shirt is in the box that Big E had at the start.
FUCK
U
C
K
/toy/ reporting in
#kofimania
Those people just REALLY want to see a fully-black WWE champion.
That's literally it. I'm not kidding.
Hi Kevin! You still thinking about that nigger dick?
man kofis pecs are torn as shit.
>internet dies for no reason as soon as the match starts
truly i am a cursed man
Bryan Danielson the GOAT is about to carry this jabroni to a 5 star match
i want Kofi to win if only because I hate Yea Forumspol so very much and I want you faggots to seethe
shop.wwe.com
they nuked the page but it was there
/f/ and [s4s] reportan
Perfect heel. Everyone hates vegans
pancakes that they shove in his mouth after they turn on him
Stannis literally did nothing wrong
Except killing his daughter..
>tfw even if Kofi wins, a black man will never be a WWE champ
Did Vince really make the new belt for this purpose?
No they didn't you fucking idiot. Did you actually go to shows in the Attitude Era? I can assure you 99.9% of those signs were made at home. Did WWE hand out pic related? If so, BASED
I haven't watched wrestling in a long time.
Daniel Bryan is finally WWE champ!
He's a heel?
He's fighting a token nigger?
Vince cashing in on that sweet BLM money!
NIGGA!!
wow dood, look at that former bodybuilder body
those are pancakes they are going to throw around when kofi losses you retard
its real
He's a heel ya simp, grow a brain
fag
Are they chanting kofimania or niggers-go-away?
> we’re ding-dong diddly gonna have a first black WWE champion
Unless its a swerve and actually something else, they really telegraphed the outcome for this with that box...
>Kofi getting legit loud cheers
Him losing seems like it'll be worse than if Bex does
I've checked out of the show. It's just not as good as it used to be, even when it sucked.
It doesn't have to be manufactured by WWE. I went to a house show in Chile and two fat girls that weren't involved with production were handing Cesaro section signs to support him
Is he even a shoot vegan anymore? Remember hearing he had to stop because he had an intolerance to onions?
/vg/ here.
/his/ here
THERE'S NOT A NEW DAY BREAKUP HEEL TURN UNTIL SUMMERSLAM FAGGOTS. HAVE TO SELL THE MERCH WHEN KOFI WINS TONIGHT FIRST
OH FUCK THIS ROSTER WATCHING KOFI WRESTLE SHIT
I thought it was gonna be a new day themed belt, but I'm leaning towards it being a shirt now
New Day are turning on Kofi
Whitefags on suicide watch
seee this post here The new title is already there.
>white woman and minorities cheering Kofi
pottery
thanks doc.
Did WWE actually build a true babyface? I thought that was beyond their capabilities. And Byan got boos.
fuck GOT go back, unless your waifu is from House Mormont then you can stay
pics of belt? i missed it
kofi doesnt deserve shit
So, Grand Slam Kofi confirmed?
>Nikki cheering for Coffee
I thought she was a heel
I hate black people so much...
Sometimes I have trouble sleeping
Reddit here
>Ali watching this match
There's a new Bryan one too.
Anyway, based fucking manlet actually going from gay yes chants to pissing off marks
SALT! ALL I CAN TASTE IS SALT
I slam a door on my dick if Trump Missile Drama happens during Wrestlemania again
lol botch
BITE THE CURB KOFI
Kofi needs to wreslte in a shirt
HE'S GOT A BICYCLE
can you not read? get your handler to come over so i talk to him, they are pancakes
Yea Forums and Yea Forums here
The other belt ringside, the new shirt on their website....
If Kofi loses then it'll be one of the greatest troll jobs WWE ever did
/mlp/ reporting in!!
Can't wait for reddi/pol/ getting BTFO again when Kofi wins the belt.
Jesus fuck WWE
>tfw Kofi will be winning because of cucked fans
wtf
Are Jews really to blame for everything or is /pol/ wrong for the first time ever? I was assured they were always right before.
.
Then you should stop sucking so much black dick Tyler.
Print ink costs rose
i thought you cant film at WWE events
BACK IN THE GAME LADS
Can we prove we belong in the main event and take down Yea Forums tonight? Or are we doomed to be B+ players?
me in the purple
your mom on the bottom
lmao btfo faggot
>this is the last bout I'm interested in
>still 2 and half hours left
Reminder the only reason Kofi is over is because he's black, americans and their cuck fetish are actually killing wrestling and the white race
>that submission move
Kinky
hogan go back to bed brother
Okay.
fucking botchfest
>And now the kikes come out to play
he's like a 3 time champ
I came for loli
F
I literally only want Kofi to lose just to see Yea Forums freak the fuck out over it
/pol/ literally does not care about this
>Kofi botching every two seconds
Come on man wtf
YOU WANNA PLAY TWENTY-ONE??
No, she was on face team on that clusterfuck mixed match on tuesday.
Bryan is on a great Jericho 2008 run right now.
He's above needing the title
kofi botching his big moment
D-Bry Bry literally trying to carry this manlet to a classic
Cant wait to see all the /pol/ cucks start to seeth once Kofi is champ.
You guys do realize that Kofi will have a bright blue/pink belt to replace Daniel's, right?
Yea Forums here
I just turned 28. I’ve been lifting for 9 years and trained in amateur wrestling/muay thai but have no money to afford actual wrestling training/connections. Such is life. I wasted all my genetics on trying to look good at parties.
based torrieposter
Theres a Bryan one too...weird....
They didn’t paint it you fucking retarded child.
Owens should be in that position, Ali wouldn't sniff anything closer to that regardless.
I forgot you guys existed, how is that board still alive?
Sloppy as fuck match
3 and a half yo
Kofi is botching the fuck out of this match
>Bryan wins clean
>Kofi asks to see the gift
>Big E is hesitant, but pulls it out, and shows him the custom belt he was planning on giviving Kofi when he won
I hope this happens. Imagine the reddit tears.
t. seething reddi/pol/ tard
based
He's gonna win, because it's a shit WM so far, they're banking on the affirmative action wins to get good ratings. Without Becky and Kofi, this is a solid 4.5 wmania up to this point, and the Roman match is gonna be the shits so it's not gonna get any better.
>can't wrestle
>can't talk
>is black
give him the strap Vince
Only way to make this show tolerable is watch Russo in despair trying to watch it too
Don't know how well that's enforced I think we see cell phone footage of stuff all the time
As a fellow /his/torian, yes they are
No particular request, just a warm slice of pie to cuddle up with on Mania Sunday.
any good screengrabs of bayleys ass tonight?
>no kids
what a waste
Holy shit the incompetence
Sadly this user gets it. Wrestling boards are noe saturated with white numales asking why no nigger has ever been champ. Look at the crowd and the white soi faces cheering Kofi on.
nigger
Falling for the old switcheroo there bud.
>El ogro de las tinieblas
What does it say?
Thank you doctor.
Holy shit
Can we beat trap posting?
WWE already spoiled the result. Twice.
/d/ reporting in.
>being afraid of /pol/ this much
I'm hoping it has unicorns and rainbows and Bayley on it
Whats their endgame here?
is Dbry our guy tonight because we're racist and Yea Forums?
Good enough for me welcome to Yea Forums
fucking nigger pedomod didnt enable rolling sticky fuck you
is kofi even trying?
I WANT KOFI TO LOSE
THEY HAVE SHIRTS UP FOR BOTH RESULTS THE NIGGER HASNT WON YET
Kofi is going to win. Vince comes out and says you will champion but you have to beat one more person. Either Brock or KO comes out and beats Kofi for major heel heat.
Screenshot this.
What the fuck. Now way there's that much time left. Isn't it just Elias segment, Kurt and then the Main event?
worked
HARPGOAT WHEN?????
AHEM
Are Sanity faces now?
d brys gonna keep going around with his fake ass belt, thus the still the planets champion angle
yfw Hogan comes out to celebrate Kofi's win
WE'RE BEING WORKED, LADS
DELETE THIS
and they will never be happy. Next will be "how come only 1 nigger has been champion"
We really fucked up by not sending slaves back to Africa.
WHAT THE FU-
Moment is too big for him
no, kofi is just fucking trash
he's literally botching his big moment
BASED E SWERVIN THE SMARKS
lol asp is so easy to work, both these shirts were on the site since last week. fucking idiots the lot of you
It's passive aggressive, I'm still thinkin it's a botch until I see someone in the arena with one of these
not weird at all
>still the planet's champion
cause he's not the WWE champ anymore
The plot thickens
Kofi is gonna win but Bryan is gonna keep his Eco belt and continue being a douche
Not really see and
BASED
A screwy finish where both guys have custom championships believing themselves to be the winner.
It's almost exclusively white men cheering him on. White men are the biggest self haters imaginable.
He was in the battle royale.
I see people even wearing YES/NO shirts anymore. His merch sales must have tanked faster than EC3's career.
Go on.
>Vince finally figured out how to play 4D chess with the Internet marks
Hogan convinced him
/jp/edo here
Daniel Bryan is so fucking based I'll be fucking mad if they take the title off him when he's being this good for some cringe rainbow nigger minstrel show the reddit cucks memed into a singles match
>afraid
I said that I want to make fun of them. In their pathetic faces.
Do you openly make fun what do you fear? I can bet my ass you get bullied on school by minorities.
locker room cheering
GAY FUCKING SHIT
Fuck this no talent hack
>He bought into the height meme
DOES ANYONE HAVE A WEBM OF THE ALI BOTCH EARLIER?
>inb4 coowners of the WWE title
But then i realize that it would be good booking and we can't have that in 2019
This
face of america
If Bryan loses it's purely because he isn't working the upcoming Saudi show, he'll win it back after
SO GAY.
3 hours ago in the preshow
God fucking damn is Bryan good
Every main event he puts on is different
Incredible
What a fucking snoozefest.
Work my cock, faggot.
>being in the Battle Royal means he can't come out again
Wait does that mean if one wins all orders for the other shirt representing the other one are cancelled?
>Nikki Cross dropping the gimmick to cheer for this dickhead
Gosh, I wonder if he's losing?
I don't see this one on the actual site but I can find the Kofi one easy?
>got in shape
>dabble with roids and have great physique
>became a teacher like i always wanted
>realized teaching sucks went back and earned a second maters degree
>graduate in may with higher salary career path
>have engagement ring ready to give to my gf
I've mastered my life, user. no excuses here
Is that fucking R Troof? Isnt he like 55 now?
>tfw remeber is god-tier feud with Cena
Where is big match jhon?
Planet's champ =/ WWE champ ya simps
Based Flan going over her Remilia
Do you see /pol/ everywhere user? In the bathroom? at the coffee shop? In your dreams? Might be time to see a doctor.
FUCK KOFI NIGSTON
>crowd fucking dead
BBVWTOS
I SEE C*NNY THERE
>Alis in the back watching
Hes alright boys
what did kofi botch?
I will slam a door on dick if Trump Missile Drama happens during Wrestlemania again
How did you get that to show up. Doesn't show for me
just got back from wank break lads
what I miss? Bryan's /ourguy/?
>His little Jimmy promo
Fucking based
BASADO
post your lolis
In actual sporting events the send the all the losing team's shirts to third world countries
based
WHITE MEN CANNOT BE CHAMPIONS IN 2019
GIVE KOFI YOUR ENERGY AND MAKE ASP SEETHE \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
This match has been fucking awesome
No. Just here.
You're one of them. I'm gonna laugh my ass off at you and there is nothing you can do about it, stupid mutt.
KOFI WILL WIN AND BE BOOKED HORRIBLY AS CHAMPION LOSING THE TITLE IN EMBARRASSING FASHION BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRAW
CAP THIS
HE'S ONE OF THE GOOD ONES
Botchy Kingston proving randy right
>In their pathetic faces.
So you're going to make a thread on /pol/ about it?
Does someone have a link to a stream?
Go back to Plebbit. Only neets here. Fuck off
Why is Kofi so bad? He's been there for like 20 years
Why does my stream keep going back 2 seconds?
Jesus, Bryan is carrying this match meanwhile Kofi is a fucking useless *AHEM*
what DIDN'T he botch?
Hey Yea Forums
What's worse so far, AJ vs Nakamura or this match?
BASED
ACE IS IN THE CROWD
You're easily worked, do it yourself
Do NOT get married.
Otherwise, Based.
>ONLY 7 MANIA MATCHES LEFT
this can't be happening bros!
Hmm...if the shirt is correct, they won't be freebirding the wwe championship. Shame, it would be cool
>that time he dressed up as a southern general in charlotsville
great run
Getting everyone worked, like having a Super Bowl winner shirt for both teams.
Anyone has the bingo BTW?
>in their faces
>over the internet
lol based retard thinks shitposting takes bravery
They still can sell the Bryan shirts if he loses but keeps his hemp title
webm of the botch? i was taking a shit and missed it
RAKESH SCREAMING STOOOOPID
>60 year old loli
mfw an american was fat near me
Has Elias performed yet?
Is Kofi trans?
Just the pigtails and the pink makes me wonder...
Why do they keep cutting to the back?
AND FUCK SPICS
Based Ace.
Ok?
I'm next guys wish me luck
Freebirds only did tag belts you dumb fuck. Same as Demolition. That's what the "Freebird" rule means, not single titles. Zoomer faggot.
Daniel Bryan's skin holds bruises so well, it adds so much to the match
cringe manlet bodypunches
>the only way Truth can get on Wrestlemania is to be in a backstage segment
They started actually burning them because the publicity was bad when they leaked out
are traps gay?
RAWL
This match sucks, I feel bad for both of them
>just got back from wank break lads
Peypey worked your dick into a shoot?
Well,that's kind of insulting to the Third World countries, I mean that's like the equivalent giving a pigeon your day old french fries that you got from Burger King
>white liberal stereotype is going to drop his title to a black dude as part of reparations
pottery
No
how do you go from this...
Shittiest kick ever
Kofi can't keep up
Many have speculated. WWE makes it up as they go, genius.
Fat retard has anger issues
to show that WWE likes black people
is this match over yet?
very gay
Based Heel Bryan
Kofi is gonna lose, isn't he? They wouldn't keep showing so many people pulling for him if he wasn't.
that's shitty. What's wrong with donating shirts to third Worlders?
Get ready for the biggest champion pop tonight.
Whitefags on suicide watch
>KofiMania
Oh no he didn't!
any good streams?
>all these pics of Lolis
>mfw a yuropoor had to eat semen to avoid starvation near me
The amount of fucking botches from Kofi can this just end please?
I don't care if he wins and we have everyone celebrate for the rest of the show. Just end it. Daniel is literally struggling to drag a good match out of him
When Kofi wins, Hulk Hogan should come out and raise his hand and end racism.
I feel bad for Brie
Daniel Bryan looks like a fucking hobo
yes, kofi won
Nah, black people only come to WM to lose titles, not win them.
...to this.
same
I honestly hope Big E turns on him. Big E deserves this more
>Many
You mean fellow zoomer retards that have been watching wrestling for under 5 years or...?
At lease give me something better
Cunts will sell them for $100 on ebay and it works the heebs
kek, bases
Flan is the michaels brother.
STOP CUTTING TO FANS DURING THE MATCH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, DUNN
to this?
Mr.America?
based kofi with the custom auto lacing sneakers
It's on the main page.
shop.wwe.com/wwe-apparel/
t. seething /pol/tard
Yes, confirmed by The Man himself.
i've already bought the ring and want a based wedding party w all our friends :(
otherwise thank u
>Kofi wins, but only if every one of the New Day shakes Hogan's hand
just sad
F
BACED
You keep using buzzwords, I wonder your actual age.
Based and Flanpilled
>giving free shit to impoverished people is bad because the quality is subpar
YIKES
He has no fucking pecs,yuck
>is fucking a guy gay
How did this Daniel Bryan guy get popular enough to become champion? There is nothing special about him.
>short
>not especially attractive
>not interesting
>boring bland brown costume
>doesn’t even seem that fit
>doesn’t seem like exceptionally talented wrestler
You sound like a faggot consoling himself for his lack of ambition with excuses. Get up tomorrow, go to a wrestling show/school and fucking do it already. Life's too short for what ifs.
Fucking hell imagine if Hogan came out and hit the legdrop on Kofi
How can Vince honestly support having a guy with a deformed chest as champion?
Imagine being a white male in 2019 lol
Kofi has been carried in every match the last 2 months
Nope, I like blacks - I went Ember to win her match.
The problem is Kofi is literally a low card gimmick
>dbry trying to put on a good match while kofi is emotionless as cardboard and the other two niggers keep ruining the drama with their shouting
these camera cuts are retarded it makes it so fucking hard to watch
You first
shit bait
no
Match is pretty good bryan is a god.
That was a nice exchange
>this fucking atmosphere
god damn it's so good
Literally the only consistently entertaining wrestler in America right now.
He has "it"
ref aint counting them out, this shit is rigged. im done
Have you ever watched a wrestling match before? Whether is it nerves or something else he is botching like fucking crazy.
57
Went out to grab a six pack during the start of the match. Did I miss anything remotely interesting?
no u
>Rowan wants to let both Kofi and Daniel rest
>New Day gang attack him
great faces!
FUCK NIGGERS
>kofi kicked out
welp kofi is about to win
HOLY FUCK KOFI
so does the roster not group around to watch any of the other matches...?
Okay fuck all yall, this match has really heated up since kofi hit the SOS several minutes ago
Bryan is carrying Kofi so had
Crazy right? All these hyped white people but they are racist dont forget
This.
I'm not saying it's bad cause they're giving away shirts to poor people, I'm saying it's bad because your giving away a shirt that's shows your wrong
Cool. I'm 32
Bryan is literally the reason why this crowd is so hot.
I thought he'd never be able to turn heel because he was so fucking over a few years ago. Now look at him. The crowd fucking hates him.
Bryan is fucking GOAT at working crowds.
fans feel identified
A reverse jackhammer.
why doesnt dbry just nut kick him for the dq win?
DB is such a good wrestler. We don't deserve him
just kofi botching
STOMP THAT NIGGER
Guys...
did you not watch him at elimination chamber? He botched literally half his shit. He can't perform consistently because his moves are too fucking hard for him to do.
I want to suck a trap's dick so bad
don't really watch wressling anymore. why is there so much excitement for kofi
wait how many more matches are on the card?
He's gonna do it
THIS IS AWESOME
Kicked out at Elimination Chamber too, still lost
dumb fucking zoomer, never been to an attitude era match
he ended AJ's reign of terror
>shadman
In that case you should know what the Freebird rule actually means user
Like fucking 7.
BASES
If Kofi actually wins the belt I'm gonna take a double shot.
>implying they can even read the writing on the shirt
because of his skin color
6 I think.
6 more plus Rock/Elias
Okay. The last 6 minutes of this match has been at least 4 stars. Close to 5 at this point
>tfw unironically marking out sweaty palms, heart racing and jumping out my seat
It's been a long time since this feeling
because he's black and represents america
>wh*toid thinks its real
LMAO
>Somebody like you doesn’t get to be a world champion. People like you don’t deserve it.
this crowd is cringe
I'M MARKING SO HARD FOR KOFI
>THIS IS AWESOME
>YOU DESERVE IT
>HOLY SHIT
>FIGHT FOREVER
holy fucking underage
>Alexa Bliss comes out
>"Congrats on winning the WWE championship Kofi, however, there one last man you have to defeat.
>*snaps fingers*
>"Hollywood" Hulk Hogan comes out
Would you mark?
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
CHAMPION-
take that whiteboi
How does Kofi manage to have negative pecs?
>Self-Lacing Sneakers
Was that made on October 21st, 2015, to celebrate the day Marty went to the future in "Back to the Future 2"?
BASED
ASP BTFO
STOMP THAT NIGGA OUT
pecs are disgusting
He is a nigger in America. That is literally it.
Everyone likes the underdog/ career midcarder finally getting their push.
If this was Zack Ryder, he would get the same reaction.
HE FUCKING DID IT
/OURNIGGER/
/pol/tards BTFO
garbage
COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT COFFEE DID IT
CRINFE
AND THE NEW
KO FI
KO FI
KOFI KOFI KOFI
HOLY SHIT
fuck this company
KOOOOOOOOOOFIIIIIIIIIIIII I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!
OOF
Yikes.
Meh
HOWDY
GAY ENDING
GAY ENDING
GAY ENDING
GAY ENDING
gay
BASED KOFI
DING-DONG DIDDLY FIRST EVER BLACK CHAMPION
KOFIMOTHERFUCKINGMANIA!!!!!
MY BLACK ASS IS MARKING OUT!
WHITEFAGS SEETHING!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YES
KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI
shadman fucking sucks bro get some taste
HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
/KOFIBOYS/ WW@
I'M GONNA SAY IT
the absolute state of white people
Thank fucking God. We never have to hear that a nigger never won the championship ever again. Thank you Kofi.
HOLY FUCK A NIGGER IS FINALLY CHAMPION
OMG HE DID IT
asp seething
CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE CRINGEEEEE
STOMP THAT CRACKER
>CRACKERS BTFO
Is Kofi the first 100% black WWE champion?
/aspol/ BTFO
BASED
/POL/ TARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!! YES!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK WWE
wrestling is so corny. how do grown men watch this shit lol
Just some speculation I read online bro. I don't live and breathe wwe and I think that team was retired when I started watching as a kid
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
GOD I HATE YOU WHITE PEOPLE!!!
>THE WWESHOP REALLY DID SPOIL THE OUTCOME
KEK
/pol/ destroyed!!!
not even american.
kill yourself
>newfags still think nigger filters to bulbasaur
>KOFI DID IT! KOFI DID IT! KOFI DID IT!
He thinks he's JR now
Lmfao whites btfo
Lmfao pol btfo
My respect for Bryan just gone so fucking high, Kofi is losing it in less than a month. Bryan is fucking goat
>Kofi wins
ABSOLUTE STATE OF VEGANS
Big E heel turn?
COFEFE DID IT
KOFI DID IT!!
Is he the first black WWE champion? (Not counting Mark Henry's world heavyweight championship)
Bryan passed the underdog torch
Yay Kofi
BASED DESU
DRUMPF FUCKED
Y PEPO FUCKED
REPARATIONS NOW
OBAMA 4 MORE YEARS
WHITE WOMEN ON DEMAND
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SUCK MY DING-DONG DIDDLY COCK WHITEY
APOLOGIZE
I slam a door on my dick if Trump Missile Drama happens during Wrestlemania again
Great match
He literally has worse pecs than 50 year old Scott Steiner
B A S E D
THE SJW WWE (((WRITERS))) did it!
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>SOS
>DEH WITEBOIS SEETHIN
>Jasethy is champ
>Kofi is champ
Charles is winning?
KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI
HELL-LO DAISY
Howdy
I hope this means Charlotte wins the main event
HE DID IT
>HE DID IT
HE DID IT
>HE DID IT
KOFIMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD
I post on /pol/ unironically and I am happy about this ending
That does it, fuck it I'm done.
Giving Kofi the main strap is basically saying it's just a participation trophy now. If you last long enough in the business, they're just going to give it to you.
That's it, it's not special anymore. And thus, I'm not watching it anymore.
WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT WWE REACHES ITS LOWEST POINT
>brings back the ugly belt
LAMO
BASED BELT
GET FUCKED VEGANS
BLACK LEATHER IS BACK
BOOKER T REDEEMED
Black guy gets a black belt...
Fucking nigger ruinning everything
Beckys losing
Fuck yes!
This means Rondetty is winning
Thank you based WWE for making it clear #ourwoman is winning
Fun fact, the only world title match after the next 5 matches is Ronda's winning match.
Guess we know what the real title is now and it's not the wwe title
>already got his name plates
I was sports entertained
I'M WHITE AND SUPER INSECURE WAAAH WAAAAH ME NEED MY DIAPEY CHANGED
i fucking hope to god it happens to keep this from being a total snorefest
COPE
We did it reddit!
Why do Jews love black people so much?
He deserves to have it because he didn't have it for so long
>Kofi beats a literal liberal faggot
>Somehow it is /pol/ BTFO
There's no way Becky wins too, right? Vince can't give the fans everything that they want
should've been the main event
they fucked up so bad
>Kofi is the first black WWE champ
if you've told me this one year ago i wouldn't believe it
Well fuck... I walked my ass into that didn't I?
/pol/ WHITE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>/pol/ WHITE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
/pol/ WHITE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>/pol/ WHITE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
/pol/ WHITE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>/pol/ WHITE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
/pol/ WHITE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>/pol/ WHITE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
first 4 star match on the show. good job wwe
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR DIED FOR THIS MOMENT
WHAT WAS IN THE BOX?!?!?
BASED REIGN OF KOFI FINALLY GOING TO KILL RATINGS
Cringe
IF YOU'RE A MEDIOCRE TALENT AND A NIGGER AND YOU WHINE ABOUT RACISM YOU TOO CAN BE CHAMPION
THERE IS NOT A MORE DESERVING INDIVIDIUAL
Bryan is an amazing heel, bug Kofi is played the classic face to perfection, even if he botched a little bit. This was at least a 4.5 for me.
how long til wwe universe gets bored of a 150 pounder as champ?
BASES
it's not the main title so who cares
Unironically one of the best matches in a long time.
/POL/ UTTERLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
isnt the best part is to be surprised and not make it obvious he's going to win? come on.
>pro-black father propaganda
based vince trying to save niggers from themself
This
>being a nigger
>fireworks for the nigger
YES
Unironically worked
OH MY GOD A NIGGER DID SOMETHING I CANT BELIEVE IT THEYRE JUST LIKE YOU SEE?
NOW LET IN MILLIONS OF AFRICANS TO RAPE AND PILLAGE YOUR WHITE COUNTRIES
>Seth
>Kofi
>Women main event
Oh no no no no
>liberal pot smoking Daniel Bryan was the hero of /pol/
I don't post there but that is ridiculous.
KOFI DID IT
Yea Forums ON SUICIDE WATCH
imagine having your nose pressed directly against her shit hole so you had to take super deep inhales haha
They did receate those shoes on that day but these came out later with the same tech
Booker T was World Heavyweight Champion when he was on Smackdown
I was underwhelmed
Only smarks know they had to do this after bringing hogan back.
>no matter what you look like you can win the title
Wow WWE, ya trying to market yourselves there to some demographic?
Why did Kofi already have a belt made?
Was this rigged?
FUCK NIGGERS
>Theres matches after this
What was WWE thinking not putting this last?
The Rock was champion though. How can Obama be the first black president while being half black but the Rock isn't black?
Kofi has a white wife? Those kids are light
So who are the two different mothers?
>THERE ARE BLACK CHAMPIONS IN ACTUAL REAL SPORTS LIKE MMA
>RETARDS HAPPY FOR FAKE BELT THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT
SPOLER ALERT
/pol/cucks btfo'd forever
Based as fuck fuck all of you racist niggers
Regardless a black man is your WWE champion
Lmfao
ABSOLUTE STATE OF LIL DICK WHYTE BOIS RIGHT NOW
Imagine Hogan seething backstage
whoa I just saw that shirt in this thread
Go on reddit, people actually thought he was gonna lose. Yes, they're that retarded.
Should've been Booker T to be honest.
out-young bucked
LITTLE BLACK KIDS
THROWING T-SHIRTS AT THE CROWD
ONLY AT WRESTLEMANIA
Wife just looked over and said it’s too predictable
Kofi sideplates already on the belt.
I feel bad for whoever has to have their match next now....
booker t was champ as king bookah you 13 year old
Fucking niggers man
Fox will be very happy
>Seff wins
>Pancakes wins
uh oh Bexcels not looking good for your waifu
BASED REDPILL THOSE NIGGER LOVERS user
>diversity win to sell shirts
NOOOOOOO
BASED KOFI JR PLAYING TO THE CROWD
BASED BALD KID ALREADY KNOWING HOW TO WORK THE CROWDS
that kid has a fucking arm on him to throw a shirt that far
I am legit fucking happy as hell for Kofi.
I can't remember the last time I was legitimately happy for someone winning a world title match in WWE
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>some third world country
come the FUCK on
this
Daniel Bryan is the GOAT. Kofi will be an awful fucking champ and Vince will have to go crawling back to Bryan
Kys
Booker T had the WWE Heavyweight Title
they dont they just hate white people so much and look at them as a dark skinned army to control.
((We)) call the
schwartza - google it.
And with the Animal race at our disposal we will destroy you goyim
HAHAHA
Wow, I guess all it takes to become champion is whine about racism. Incredible.
Because when it comes to the oppressed level of importance, womyn are more oppressed than niggermens
Quick Rundown: Freebird rule is when there is a 3+ person group that can interchange to defend tag titles.
>wife
Nice try
Ronda winning
>I said the word again haha so edgy
>but so funny too, thank u PewDiePie
im crying lads, im actually crying
So what makes Kofi "black" but not say, Rock?
They gave Kofi the belt to drown out the John Oliver story you idiots.
>His son is already able to climb the turbuckle and throw shirts
Not bad kid, future midcarder right there.
THAT TITLE DOESN'T MATTER DAMMIT, ONLY THE WWE CHAMPION IS THE IMPORTANT ONE
>spoils the results with the box
LMAO
>Forgetting the same storyline occurred 16 yrs ago with a different ending
>who is KING BOOOOOKAH
rolll
>they said we couldnt make it
literally who
>the hair on that kid
Disgusting.
11 Triple H vs. Batista No Holds Barred match[70]
If Triple H loses, he must retire from in-ring competition –
12 Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin Singles match[71] –
13 Samoa Joe (c) vs. Rey Mysterio Singles match for the WWE United States Championship[72] –
14 Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Finn Bálor Singles match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship[73] –
15 Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre Singles match[74] –
16 Ronda Rousey (Raw) vs. Charlotte Flair (SmackDown) vs. Becky Lynch Winner takes all triple threat match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship and the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship[75] –
should i keep watching this? might play some more yakuza or watch jjsb part 2
Honestly the WWE needs a good vanilla face holding the title
I don't get that either commentary are making out he is the GOAT nigger but there are literally 100s of more deserving blacks. Even Big E deserves it more.
He's gonna be a wrestler for sure
A nigger as WWE champion. What the hell is the world comin to?
>only showing niggers in the crowd
>Was this Wrestlemania match rigged
yes
The World Heavyweight Champion was never the World Champion of WWE, he was the Intercontinental champion, and the IC was european. In the world of John Layfield to HHH
"In case you didn't notice, WWE is the world"
Kofi is the literal first full black WWE champion in history.
Kofi/New Day deserves a run and Bryan is a good enough heel to not need the title, this is good.
>Vince using this moment to make money
Absolute madman
And Corey is browsing this thread
we made it to the top
>Gaitch
KEK
>YOU DESERVED IT BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK
AMERICA EVERYONE
Daniel Bryan just dragged this nigger kicking and screaming to the best match of his career and will get none of the credit
Too much ass
That was world heavyweight not wwe title you stupid bulbasaur
Cuck
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING /pol/ fag
Did kofi cry about racism?
That doesn’t fucking count.
Are the next 3 matches gonna be squashes or something? There are so many left.
BASED
it's cool that kofi after 11 years has got a moment
but this diversity race baiting shit is a bit on the nose
> Byron is crying
becky confirmed to lose
ASP SEETHING
Ghana has a lot of money but a lot of problems.
Did they chant Grand Slam Kofi?
Ay Tone! Why did dat nigger win when deres bigger draws in da company? I'm just sayin, record low ratins Tone.
>n....n-NOOOOOOOOO!
that he could never possibly pass for anything else bu the rock could pass for some sort of asian/islander hapa mutt
>WE WUZ WWE CHAMPION
I'm totally with you.I started watching back around 2011, and then I lapsed the last couple years, but I came back to see his match and I'm really happy for him
ALI SEETHING IN THE AMBULANCE
How about chocolate?
Rock isn't black enough for white American liberals.
this lol
So the black guy of course wants a black belt...
These motherfuckers never stop do they?
>YO NIGGA HE'S JUST A FEW YARDS AWAY LETS BUST A CAP IN HIS ASS
>Nah Senpai, he in Windsor we cant do dat
HAHAHAHAH FUCK WHITE "PEOPLE"
Fuck I was only in for Joe/Mysterio.
Fight already.
nigger
>Ghana has a lot of money, but a lot of niggers
Fixed that for you
You didn't wonder this with SJWs ruining video games and other media?
POST SHOW THREAD
POST SHOW THREAD
MOMENT RUINED BY MERCH SHILLING.
>mfw the first real black champ won the title because Fox told Vince to get a black champion
Rock was half samoan
Hey pol
A black man is WWE champion and there's literally nothing you can do about it
Lmfao
Showing the people watching backstage made you know he was going to win and kinda spoiled the ending.
BASED WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT AND VINCE DEFEATED RACISM. WHEN WILL Yea Forums END RACISM HERE?
That's a cute Asuka.
yeah he is... if you exclude the WWE / WCW lineage when it was the big gold belt.
>BACKGROUND
f-fine, rolling
No universal title
Nig E at least looks like a champ. Kofi should be dancing with the cruiserweights
Imagine not being able to enjoy an old fashioned underdog Wrestlemania story because you're too busy roleplaying on Yea Forums lol
>tfw you were the SOONfi SOONston threads
Atta boy kof, congrats on a truly special moment any other year this wouldve closed.
FINALLY, KOFI WINS THE BIG ONE I'M SO HAPPY FOR HIM, AND FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS DISSING DOWN ON HIS MOMENT FINALLY SMACKDOWN'S GONNA BE GOOD THIS TUESDAY!
I can't believe there's still 12 matches left.
It's next. Tom is on commentary.
give me the goods
Unless you really want to see the main event or Hunter vs Batista, eh. Joe will squash Rey since he's injured, Kurt will wrestle like ass, Demon will probably also be a squash.
back in '06 there was literally no difference in importance between wwe and the big gold belt
I WILL SLAM MY DICK ON A DOOR IF Trump Missile drama happens DURING WRESTLEMANIA aGain
IT'S HAPPENING BROS
Yea thats nice but a black person has never won the Universal Championship. Racism much?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POL BTFO FOREVER
Was kidding,Niggers are gonna wind up being accepted and wont have the crutch of being downtrodden niggers to lean on soon.
Daniel Bryan was so fucking based, made me remember the match against Lesnar. Only good shit that came out of that SS 2018
REDDIT BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO
Virgins BTFO
>white cúcks BTFO
>REDDIT BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
>Virgins BTFO
white cúcks BTFO
Virgins BTFO
white cúcks BTFO
>REDDIT BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO
>Virgins BTFO
>white cúcks BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
Virgins BTFO
white cúcks BTFO
>REDDIT BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO
>Virgins BTFO
>white cúcks BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
Virgins BTFO
white cúcks BTFO
>REDDIT BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO
>Virgins BTFO
>white cúcks BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
Virgins BTFO
white cúcks BTFO
>REDDIT BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO
>Virgins BTFO
>white cúcks BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
Virgins BTFO
white cúcks BTFO
>REDDIT BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO
>Virgins BTFO
>white cúcks BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
Virgins BTFO
white cúcks BTFO
>REDDIT BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO
>Virgins BTFO
>white cúcks BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
Virgins BTFO
white cúcks BTFO
>REDDIT BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO
>Virgins BTFO
>white cúcks BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
Virgins BTFO
white cúcks BTFO
LMAO KEKVIN NASH ABOUT TO GO EXPLORING IN THAT NIGGER’S ASS
OH NO NO KEVIN LOOK OUT ITS A BLACK GUY
This looks like the start of a porn scene
WHAT THE FUCK DID THE MEMES CREATE
Noone cares about him being black. What is stupid is that its obvious pandering just because he's black.
If he was an actual draw, like booker was back in the day, noone would care.
So both main titles? Fug
lol, I missed the preshow, but that white dude wearing a Beckham Browns jersey in NY is great heel heat
THE SUMMER OF 95 STRIKES AGAIN
SPRING OF 19
Finally at least Kofi gets rewarded for being WWE's go-to spot monkey. Good for him
This 100% means that New Day is splitting up though
What story?
I love blonde white women
>Mortuary
Undertaker confirmed.
KEVIN NASH ABOUT TO RAPW THE SNL NIGGER
HAHAHAHHAA
WWE WRITERS READ Yea Forums CONFIRMED
summer of 92
So Jinder Mahal 2.0?
HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUKK
DING-DONG DIDDLY DING-DONG DIDDLY DING-DONG DIDDLY ITS HAPPENING
OHNONONONONONO
NASH GETTING REVENGE FOR THE SUMMER OF 92
NASH REVENGE
THIS CAN'T BE REAL
close up of Kofi's customs
NASH FINALLY GETTING PAYBACK FOR THE SUMMER OF 92
NASH GETTING REVENGE FOR THE SUMMER OF '92 HOLY SHIT
AYO
REVENGE OF THE NASH
RAPE
This SNL shit is pure cringe
Why is the Andre trophy made of butter
NASH HAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
CRINGE AN GAY
OH MY GOD ITS BIG SEXY
NASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
NASH GETTING HIS PAYBACK HOLY SHIT
KEVIN NASH RAPED 2 BOIS IN THE SPRING OF 2019 KEVIN NASH RAPED 2 BOIS IN THE SPRING OF 2019 KEVIN NASH RAPED 2 BOIS IN THE SPRING OF 2019 KEVIN NASH RAPED 2 BOIS IN THE SPRING OF 2019 KEVIN NASH RAPED 2 BOIS IN THE SPRING OF 2019 KEVIN NASH RAPED 2 BOIS IN THE SPRING OF 2019
NASH GETTING REVENGE FOR THE RAPE
NASH IS AN ANAL RAPIST
PAYBACK FOR SUMMER OF 92
based Nash!
HOLY SHIT CAN NASH EVEN STAY THAT CLOSE TO A BLACK GUY?
NASH GETTING REVENGE
IT LOOKS LIKE THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
oh shit booker on commentary
Nash know's a few things about prostates
the summer of 92
KEVIN NASH IS ABOUT TO DO THE RAPING
NASH GETTING REVENGE FOR 92
HOLY FUCKING DIMES
BASED BIG SEXY GETTING VENGEANCE
BIG SEXY GETTING PAYBACK FOR 92
racist bullshit aside, was that MOTN? daniel was the perfect heel
RAPE IS FUNNY LOL
nigger
NASH IS GOING TO GET REVENGE FOR 1992
KEVIN'S GETTING HIS REVENGE
Based Nash getting his revenge
Holy shit Wolfie just went over Carter!
>NASH WITH THE PROSTATE JOKE
FUCK YOU VINCE I KNOW YOU'RE HERE
BIG SEXY ON WRESTLEMANIA
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE MEMES CREATED
NASH WANTS REVENGE FOR THE SPRING
NASH GETTING REDEMPTION
NASH GOT REVENGE LMAO
HEY YO
NASH GOT REVENGE
BASED BOOKER
>nash wants to do a prostate
Confirming being gay?
WHAT IS KEVIN NASH DOING?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SOMEONE IS GETTING RAPED
VENGEANCE!
NASH GETS HIS REVENGE FOR '92
Harlem Heat still got the best theme ever
Based Big daddy bitch kevin trash getting his revenge for the summer of 92
A belt either is always important or never is. Bryan was three time world champ, and so was Punk when they got booked as jobber underdogs for the first WWE title win.
kevin nash getting revenge on a black guy
NASH CONFIRMED FAGGOT. SUMMER OF 92!
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
holy fucking kek, Nash remembers.
BASED NASH GETTING REVENGE 27 YEARS IN THE MAKING
NASH ABOUT TO RAPE A BLACK MAN
VINCE IS ON ASP CONFIRMED
1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992 1992
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK NASH IS GONNA RAPE THOSE GUYS
NO KEVIN
YOU'RE JUST PERPETUATING THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE
MICHAEL CHE WAS RAPED IN THE SPRING OF ‘19
PAYBACK TIME
NASH'S REVENGE FOR THE SUMMER OF 92
Is nashetty going to become an abuser
What the fuck just happened????!!!!?!?!?!?!?
KEVIN NASH PAYBACK for 92 and last night at the HOF ceremony?
SPRING OF 2019
Bah, roll
YEAH DUDE, POL TOTALLY GIVES 2 FUCKS ABOUT SOME FAKE CHAMPION WITH A FAKE BELT THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT, YOU SURE SHOWED THEM
Nash about to get his revenge on this nigga for the summer of 92.
>Kevin Nash
>makes a gay rape joke
What did he mean by this?
OH NO NO NO IT KEEPS HAPPENING
HOLY FUCK I HAVENT LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A WHILE
>Nash
>anal jokes
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!!!!
Holy fuck, the memes write themselves.
He is "shit"
WTF?????????????????????
PAYBACK TIME
the older i get, the harder it is to stay a nash mark
>PROSTATE EXAM
MEMES ARE REALITY
SCORE ONE FOR NASH'S ASSHOLE
NASH GETTING REVENGE FOR 1992
NASH REVENGE RAPE
HE HAS UNJUSTED HIMSELF
COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE GOT
PROBED BY KEVIN NASH IN THE SPRING OF '19
>just testing the filter again, oh me oh my, it still works
>props still go to Felix for showing me the power of words, this'll really pee people off if spoken out loud
KEK
NASH'S REVENGE
I get the best one
>Yea Forums memes are coming to life
nash confirmed faggot
I don't get it. Someone explain the Nash '92 thing
KEVIN NASH RAPED COLIN JOST IN THE SPRING OF 2019
>US title after WWE
>Nash is gonna look in a man's ass
>his hand is on the BLACK ONE
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
KEVIN NASH RAPED A BLACK GUY IN THE SPRING OF '19
OH NO NO NO NO NO
SEETHING
>zero reaction
yikes
KEVINS REVENGE
>REVERSE 92
Yea Forums memed too far
fuck you triple nose for not putting booker over to avoid all this
>THIS TIME NASH DOES THE PENETRATING
working Yea Forums fliplets into a seethe
NASH GETS HIS REVENGE
27 YEARS LATER
HE'S ABOUT TO GO HAM ON THAT NIGGA
ONLY AT WRESTLEMANIA
hahahhahaahhahahaa i hate the fucking nash 92 bullshit shitposts but i lel'd at this
Kevin Nash getting revenge for 1992
NASH WANTING THINGS UP ASSES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
WE'VE GOT A MAN ON THE INSIDE
This
>Mysterio cosplay
based
My fucking sides
Nash absolutely BTFO Yea Forums
Based Big Sexy
NO ONE SAY REY NEVER DREW DIMES FUCK OFF
NASH GONNA RAPE
Yea Forums goes wild when kevin nash shows up
see, wolfcuck is right
>Vince includes a segment of Nash raping a nigger to appease his Yea Forums bros
THANK YOU VINCE
THANK YOU VINCE
THANK YOU VINCE
THANK YOU VINCE
THANK YOU VINCE
THANK YOU VINCE
THANK YOU VINCE
THANK YOU VINCE
THANK YOU VINCE
THANK YOU VINCE
BASED REY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA DRAW NO DIMES
NASH PROSTATE REVENGE 2019
BIG SEXY BIG SEXY BIG SEXY
WHO'S THAT JUMPIN' OFF DA BOAT...
Oh, I get it.
Rey is dressed as Mysterio.
>inb4 drops the title to Ali at MITB
Kofi is a botch machine his matches are champion are going to be awful.
Explain the bulbsaur meme.
>No reaction for Rey
Yikes
BIG SEXY
>92 getting referenced at Mania
Wolfcuck absolutely ethered
Are you retarded?
MYSTERIO IS MYSTERIO FUCKIN BASED
ok contrarian
BIGGEST SWERVE IN Yea Forums HISTORY
NASH REVENGE ANGLE
WOLFKEK WINS
gay forced meme
THE RAPED HAS BECOME THE RAPER
BASED FISHBOWL REY >MYSTERIO
>Rey Mysterio
>Dressed as Mysterio
lol
HOLY SHIT NASH GETTING REVENGE?
BASED MYSTERIO COSPLAY BY REY MYSTERIO
This is the greatest wrestlemania of all time
WTF A CHINESE RUSSIAN GUY
>kofi goes on all the mornign talk shows
>has to explain why hulk hogan is back in the fold
vince playing 4d chess, no way the (((kike))) media will call kofi an uncle tom
a 17 year old feud amazing writing
FUNAKI
Nash browses Yea Forums confirmed
>Goblin Mysterio
>Implying based eco-fash Bryan isnt /Pol/
>White supremacist network wants a black champ
LMAO
Rock was in the Nation. He is kayfabe blacker than Kofi
Funaki is fucking based
>implying this isnt the piss break spot
>doctor Nash
PHILS WORST NIGHTMARE
Well, at least we know the WWE champ has a big dick
is manny and brennan working with the writing staff?
why is everybody talking about race here? /pol/ really is the cancer that kills Yea Forums
He's literally a bernie sanders supporter, retard.
NASH REVENGE, SPRING OF 2019
Where were you when Yea Forums got 92’d?
oh shit spring of 2019 for that youth
The pyro has been a second late all night
FOLLOWINNG THE BEST HOF EVER
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
BASED NASH SEGMENT AND FUNAKI
The year of the unjusted !
Nash is based now
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
HOLY SHIT Yea Forums MEME MAGIC CONFIRMED
So far every championship has changed hands except for the Smackdown tag team
LOLOLOLOLOLOL THE MEMES WRITE THEMSELVES!!
VINCE BROWSES Yea Forums
>Kofi wins the champion
>Immediately followed by Nash's Revenge
BASED AND REDPILLED
HIT OR MISS
Wew
SEANDENG
you only need Tag Main, Hardcore and Midcard to be grand slam
TUVALU TIM
It's Mysterio, you moron
lmao nigger main title match booked below us title
White guy has top title on RAW
Black guy has top title on Smack
Seems fair to me.
that made this shit show worth it
that's Aguaman
Do chinese people even watch wrestling
this is literally going to be the only good match of the night isn't it.
Why are nips so short?
Eastern Russia is chinkland. That's what eastern russians look like.
Jeff Hardy winning his first World Championship.
holy shit, I didn't even think of this
KEK what a bitch.
Whitefags seething. Mass shooting confirmed.
WHAT A LEGENDARY NIGHT FOR WRESTLEMANIA
27 YEARS LATER NASH GETS HIS REVENGE
WHAT A STORYLINE
HI VINCE , I KNOW YOU ARE BROWSING
How many fucking non-English speakers are they going to spam
Fox Sports i SJW central like all other sports networks.
Fox Sports is not Faux News
if anything samoa joe needs the strap, not a nigger
BASED JOE
the crowd is gonna be so dead now cause of that last match
Lol
Who is Mysterion?
I let my dog outside and see a flurry of Nash jokes.
Did something happen outside of Kofi winning?
what in the world did they mean by this
WOLFKEK MUST BE ON THE GROUND CRYING AND SEETHING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
cant get over mysterio's kino ring attire
Fucking hell m8 that is a str8 92 reference Vince on Yea Forums confirmed
>Lopez
>White
JOE JOE JOE
wtf they didn't even let the pajeet guys finish
Based Vince
Hopefully Joe wins the WWE title soon.
CRINGE OR BASED
lost in 611 seconds
AHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
fucking KEK
lol rey
Thanks for coming, Booker.
based
What is the point of not having the top titles come last on the card? When did they just drop any pretense that they are a "sport".
rey btfo
lololol spics btfo
HO LEE FUCK
BASED JOE SQUASHES REY
BASED SQUASH MATCH
PALAU PAUL
What the fuck was the idea of this match
They're both men, so no.
SQUASH
Q
U
A
S
H
SPIC BURIED!
white supremacy is thrown around a lot, but most of all good things in the modern world is attributed to white people
what the fuck lol
CORBIN INJURED REY SO HE COULDN'T HAVE A REAL MATCH
Rey fucking buried
WAIT WHAT
BAHAHAHAHA WHAT
Cena's coming out
wat
>Cracker main title match booked below main title nigger match booked below US title match
Fixd
>that match
I'm about to shoot attack Bret Hart
Dominic coming
GTFO Rey Rey
HHH needs his 30 minutes match
SPICS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
hmmm what could the problem be?
could it be
N_GGERS
wait it's over?
i went to take a piss and it's over already??
BASED
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
are you fucking kidding me?
either poor rey is really hurt or they actually booked it to be this shit
Rey bros what happened?
FUCK SPICS AND BUILD THE WALL
Who here /BBD/?
Easy paycheck for Rey
Kofi winning was immediately followed by a segment of Nash/Hall raping the SNL guys. More importantly Nash is raping the black one
kek rey jobbing like the dimeless midget he is.
I looked away to read shit twitter responses to kofi and then that match was over....
>no more words will never be played again
Why
Based Spring of 19 posters
what the fuck I just got back
Also I'm at my last beer bottle lads. How the fuck will I survive the next 18 matches?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
BURIED
samoa joe is not here for trifling ass shit like losing to rey mysterio
MOTN
>Black wins
>Spic gets buried right after
BASED VINCE LETTING THE MINORITIES KNOW THEY CANT HAVE EVERYTHING
NIGGERS WIN
MEXISHITS BTFO
HONKEYS BTFO
Anyone have that Metallica Kevin Nash parody?
They unironically put him and Hall in a segment with that SNL nigga from the pre-show that implied he was about to rape him.
disappoint kids, who are fans of rey
AHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME CENA
>MEXICANS
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
nigger
>special guest announcer
>for 35 seconds
>Booker T calls it out too
the fuck
*Cuts promo*
*Quad tears*
Entertainment wise would you really want to watch 2 hours straight of main title matches?
BASED SAMOA JOE
Gotta make sure there is plenty of time for the Womyns main event
Nash Summer of 92 has entered the realms of InokiMania
HAWAII HANK
Rey is going to Murder Joe just like the guy he killed.
SLOBBO JOE
obviously HHH wants more time for his entrance, so had their match cut to a squash
what the fuck was that?
was that even 5 minutes?
>WHITES BTFO
>BLACKS BTFO
>MEXICANS BTFO
WE /ISLANDERS/ HERE
"Let's give Shane McMahon a long match and Rey Mysterio a squash match"
I can't fucking believe this shit
What's next Kairi beating Brock
This is going in the Yea Forums history books
BASED
Based Joe
NO MATTER WHO U ARE IR WHERE U COME FROM U CAN DO IT
SQUASH SQUASH SQUASH SQUASH
BASED WWE FINALLY SHOWING RESPECT TO BATISTA
Is Rey still injured so they made it a squash match? Or pushing for the main event?
>not giving Owens the match instead
wtf
A family man
B U R I E D
U
R
I
E
D
Holy shit Rey's contract must have been fucking incredible because Vince is raping his ass.
>Samoa Joe entrance
>I leave to take a piss and pet the cat
>Match is over when I get back
what the fuck
How many matches left?
stuber unironically looks good
Batista is BY FAR the best actor the WWE has produced
this fuckin trailer is longer than the samoa joe match
How many matches are left?
Where is he?
He's not getting the second to the last match?
>BBD higher than all male titles
Fuck this. Samoa Joe and rey were in their primes at the same time.
that was fucking cringeola
85
That was stupid.
any reason to watch the rest of this shit show?
5
I love Rey but he needs to retire
Whitefags still seething and sucking BBC champion cock
got to cut some time so Paul can get all of his shit in
>jobbing at Mania
lol
i dont think they wanted a squash but he's probably still hurt yet still wanted a wm match
I fucking love this board.
BASED BIG DOG
>Batista wants to have a real fight with the COO
>anyway, here's a sneak preview of his real movie, congrats Dave!
soooooooo did rey piss of vince or what
This has actually been a pretty good Mania so far, but Kofi v. Bryan should've gone on 2nd to last
I slam dick on door if Trump Missile Drama during Wrestlemania again
I actually laughed out loud at the warehouse scene
EL REINOSO MISTERIOSO
thats what you get for being a racist troll who seeks out negativity for giggles
>not piper
Lmao tista is wooden as fuck
Judging by the thumbnails on the front you're not working me.
The question now is which one of you fuckers actually works for the WWE, because there is no way this isn't a coincidence.
>matches that should be in the main event relegated to the midcard
Why
Yes. Just like other sports I can ignore the undercard shit that doesn't matter. I mean that is how Boxing/MMA and wrestling used to work.
How badly is Reigns about to be booed?
He'll job to anyone if his son gets a contract and goes over
worked
Based Black man
Nash got our revenge for us
Yea Forumss main event on next
Womans
Intercontinental
Roman
Batista and Haitch
thank you jews
biggest work of our time?
That song sucks. Hardy Boyz intro best intro.
HHH vs Batista will probably be MOTN
At most 6
IC Match
Kurt vs Corbin
Cena Match
Dave vs HHH
Roman vs Drew
Triple Threat
Nigger
B A S E D
I O
G G
I'd watch Dave Bautista's movie.
>The modern world
>Good things
Pick one bucko
He's injured.
bases bobbo and balor
Rey probably fucked his knee again
Easy pay check for him either way
I don't think it was even 2
Wolfie went over clean it’s over
Who does Undertaker fight tonight?
THE
END OF AN ERA
We’re here until Tuesday
Will Based Big Dog work the smarks?
Yeah fair. Just still irritated that Shane got a match
Ehhh Onii-chan you still watch those childish shows?
crowd would have been dead by then
can someone explain the kevin nash jokes
kino match incoming
unironically yes
Dave and Paul need a full hour.
Kurt's
kurt angles death
go watch THEY LIVE
I don't even care after Nash finally got some closure after nearly 30 years of mental anguish. Thank you Vince.
Baste
THE SPRING OF 19
THIS IS BORING
WHERE IS FINN
THIS IS BORING
WHERE IS FINN
THIS IS BORING
WHERE IS FINN
THIS IS BORING
WHERE IS FINN
Drew can't lose this. Seth needs a heel to face and Drew is the only one that's even close to main event level......
But Bayley's ass...
>Implying the Cena match won't be against Kurt.
>starts immediately thinking about black penis
lmao m8 just come out
Can't wait for Roman destroy this whitey cúck and score one more point for the based guys, BTFOing reddi/pol/ again in the process
He's probably too hurt to have a full match.
Interrupts elias's segment...its obvious as fuck
roman is going to get cheered as fuck, bud
Fuck.
Thanks bro.
What color is the thing getting the smackdown?
kino entrance once the guitar comes in
what part of kevin nash was raped in the summer of '92 by a group of dark men do you not understand?
Fuckin' A right.
oh wow
Imagine in like 15 years when Roman does a shoot interview about how his cancer coming back was a work because Vince was desperate to get him over.
Me.
is drew mcintyre scottish or something?
Drew is based holy shit I haven't kept up. This lad's enormous, got the scottish accent and seems a good talker.
BASED DREW FINALLY GETTING HIS RESPECT
Literally!
>NYFD
>Not in NY
wut
>meme movie
Was this man ever raped? I don’t get the summer of 92 jokes
I fucking love you lads, we saw an end of a storyline going on for 27 years.
Rey must've been more hurt than he let on if he went out like that
Based Old Man Drums
This isn't Big Red Machine vs. Blue wtf are you talking about?
That scottish band is a nice touch.
did the fake cancer shit finally put roman over?
That clip reminded me of this great camerawork from RAW. This is unedited and not sped up, it actually aired like this.
This match feels legit
Ding-Dong Diddlybased
I want it so bad
Drew's music and background sucks dog shit.
its not the end, its just evolving
Braun
Otis
Call up that BR guy from NXT
Big Show
Based Bagpipers and Drummers
>Police supporting the bad guy
lmao nice optics, pigs
>not entering with a Claymore sword
Undertaker interferes in the women's triple threat. Nobody would see it coming!
life imitates art. or something.
Bitch he may be
>wanting to watch boring clones face each other
fucking worked
People will say shit like steroids, but the real answer is cocaine.
t. English cunt
White dude pretending to be scarface like all the rappers is more embarrassing.
Not even cancer can get him over. Holy shit.
This person
>Gets Cancer
>Still has to mute audience
JUST
Vince must be psyched that he doesn't have to try and mute the boos this time.
>People actually think the Joe match was short because Rey was hurt and not because the HHH match is gonna be 45 minutes long
they silenced the crowd hahahah they still cant get roman over
are they booing him yet?
>mutes the boos
HAHAHAHA
Based Big Dog forever working the obese smarks
Fuck me that entrance was sweet
0 pop
MUTED
There a tripfag that is obsessed with him and that hates Eddie Guerrero so Yea Forumsies decided to mock Nash in retaliation,it doesn't help that Nash is also a complete libcuck in real life.
>Drew Manlettyre
SETH TURNED HEEL TONIGHT
Poor Rey.
Drew’s entrance music is fuckin based
Mac is the face. Roman is only pushed because of Da Rock
roman getting boo'd lmao
No, you're getting worked. It's just funny to shit all over Nash because he takes himself so seriously.
She's too innocent to show off more than that.
His arms are still teeny
Drew's body is my ideal natty body. The guy has top tier genetics
JUST
>ROMAN BOO'D ALREADY
ROMAN BOO'D ALREADY
>ROMAN BOO'D ALREADY
ROMAN BOO'D ALREADY
>ROMAN BOO'D ALREADY
ROMAN BOO'D ALREADY
>ROMAN BOO'D ALREADY
ROMAN BOO'D ALREADY
>ROMAN BOO'D ALREADY
ROMAN BOO'D ALREADY
based Johnny Champion working the smarks
No its not since it clearly worked for him
They had to mute the boos lmao
ROMAN STILL GETS BOOED ON NO NO NO
How do they have more money than me...
Candice looks like a cheap blow-up doll
BASED ROMAN GETS THE BIGGEST PYRO
jesus christ, how many cuts do they need
Damn guess Roman's power level is still higher than Seth's based on those fireworks
more
>Was this man ever raped? I don’t get the summer of 92 jokes
Yeah he was attacked after a WCW house show in the summer of 1992 and raped by 3-4 unknown black assailants at gunpoint when he left the venue while working his Vinnie Vegas gimmick
...why are they booing him?
>that pyro
Do you have that one with horsetty sitting at a coffee shop?
SOON
Why not both?
>Pepsi-Cola, Florida
Jesus christ what is wrong with you fat ass Americans
>get """"cancer""""
>conveniently come back a month before wrestlemania
>look the same as you did before
vince is pathetic
Fuck me, this is the first time I've tuned in in a while and Roman is STILL using the shield music? Get your own fucking theme dude
>roman's pyro budget
big show kek
>Drew
>natty
literally pick one
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
>that pop
KEK, EVEN COMING BACK FROM LEUKEMIA COULDN'T MAKE PEOPLE LOVE HIM.
The crowd went mild
holy shit this roman empire guy looks like a fucking star
why is he not in the main event son???
He did it long before the rappers did
Vince must be SEETHING at the reaction roman is getting
be gentle
I thought Drew's gimmick was being afraid of Roman, but I forgot that he's Scottish, not skittish
I hope based white Drew wins. Fuck shitskin reigns
IT JUST KEEPS GOING
>Gets Cancer
>STILL gets booed
JESUS CHRIST JUST REBOOT ROMAN ALREADY
Low blowing Brock when Brock beat him down for 5 minutes before the match started is not a heel move
Just throwing it out there I am not crazy about the length of the show but so far I enjoyed the show. I think its one of the better ones of the past 15 years.
Why are they pushing this cringe fuck again?
even more pyro
gee I wonder whos winning this one?
Guess we know where the pyro budget went jesus
spoke too soon, faggit. da bic dawg always gets his budget.
>all these fireworks
It's like they want him to get booed again.
>all that fuckin pyro for Roman
Why is the WWE/Vince so retarded? If they literally just kept Roman out for a year instead of bringing him back after like 2 months Roman would have gotten a huge pop and would finally be over.
>His gimmick is that he has cancer
Damn Vince wasted all the pyro on Roman
>Conflating white with Caucasian
Tell me, how much have Slavshits and Celticnigs contributed to western civilization?
batistaa bmb
>Ramen's logo modified, so it looks like a leukemia ribbon
Unbases
Smarks would boo him regardless
HE LIKES THEM CUTE
HE THINKS THEY'RE SEXY
HE'S GOT THE LOOKS
THAT MAKE THE KIDS CRY
HE'S GOT THE NUDES
THAT REALLY PROVE 'EM
INVESTIGATED
BY THE FBI
HE'S JUST A PEDOMOD
(PEDOMODDD)
HE LETS KIDS TOUCH HIS COCK
(TOUCH HIS COCKKK)
HE'S JUST A PEDOMOD
(PEDOMODDD)
HE LETS KIDS TOUCH HIS COCK
(TOUCH HIS COCKKK)
Any "Roman is a Holocaust denier" signs?
IF DREW LOSES ANOTHER FUCKING MATCH.......
Roman gets more pyro than the anthem and everyone else combined
He's like 6'3
He has a Benis
stream fartshd.ml
Tomorrow
i haven't been watching. i thought roman was over now?
>This match feels legit
That's because they're big and jacked. Flippy midgets may aswell be part of the womans division.
>main event tier fireworks
Fucking hell.
>HONKEYS BTFO
But Honkey made the HOF
How many more matches left? Fuck I wanna go to sleep.
>roman getting booed
kek
Because the Cancer was a work to try and get Seth/Heel Dean over. It failed when those two shitters failed to get any heat
If cancer cant get Roman over what is there left? At this point they have to get video of Roman superman punching Trump to have any chance of getting over
>his gimmick is that he gets booed as a face
>comes back from cancer
>gets put into a feud where a heel shits on his IRL cancer
>still gets boos
Man fuck, that guy is anti-dimes incarnate
did Carter and Wolfie throwdown?
>ROMAN REIGNS IS FIGHTING FOR EVERYONE THAT EVER HAD A DISEASE
what the fuck
Eh, I'm not so sure. He's just not very likable.
Literally this. He's a boring shitter. Drew should be champion
Nah i'm just shitposting with my Yea Forums bros
>being so obsessed by another board on another site you can't even watch wrestlemania without thinking about them
You should honestly let that shit go m8 being that worked by other people isn't healthy.
I take that cringe 3d dog from last year than using all the fireworks on ramen
only 11 more
>roman gets a shitload of pyro for a random singles match
and vince will be confused and angry backstage wondering why everyone is back to booing him....
The Slavs atleast did a decent job of BTFO of the Ottoman empire.
The Celts....beats me.
First match I have remotely given a shit about. Only guys who looks like actual professional wrestlers
The Shane-Miz match is unironically the best match so far.
It would probably make everyone like Trump. haha
Please save my Wrestlemania experience.
the steroid wellness policy has ruined sports and wrestling.
yet promoted for faggots who want to change genders
Do yall hear that? Its the sound of silence
Scarface the rappers first album Mr Scarface came out 2 years before Hall was even in WWF
How bad is it? The nash pictures are great tho
>makes the Kofi win
>Becky gonna win
>Still booing Reigns
Vince is gonna have Kofi lose Tuesday via those arm trap stomps Bryan does.
Crowd is absolutely dead.
Whitefags still seething
No Joe vs Rey was best.
>YFW even after you give Roman cancer, he is still booed
rollin rollin rollin
Shane's Mania matches have been top 3 in every Mania since his return, no fucking joke.
has the crowd been this dead all night?
Stop watching Wrestlemania.
No they wouldn't. Smarks will never like him because of what they think he represents.
56%
Balor/Bobbo, Corbin/angle (might be 1 more), Batista/HHH, Eliath segment, and womeme match.
Only hossfight on card? Unless you count trips and tista
That's been their entire life since 2016. They're as traumatized as Nash was in the summer of '92
2nd, Kofi/Dbry has been far and beyond the hottest thing on the show
6'5 actually
I kept falling asleep during that match.
Anyone else bored as fuck with this wrestlemania?
no one cares but i have been edging for like 5 hours
Ugh. Rest hold match.
Blame the marks who thought that professional wrestling was real and needed to be regulated
holy shit this is going until midnight
roll
Kofi Bryan was really fucking good. By far the best match.
>all the important matches happened
vince really wants people to walk out of the ronda becky match
nash redeemed
I HEAR DEM CRYIN'
Imagine Undercarder interrupting Elias segment as the American Badass, using a rock guitar.
You're a faggot. Scarface as a character is based who cares about some nigger who wanted to pretend he was big dimes Pacino
Still more than Whodom
Yes mommy dearest
>YFW THIS MANIA IS NOTHING BUT FEEL GOOD MOMENTS AND PCSJW PANDERING
They for no reason decided to have all the actual title matches right at the beginning
is this real?
REY MYSTERIO
>wrestle is misspelled so much the same misspelling is trending on Twitter
The absolute state of wrestlefucks
This
Shitcongo smarks booed Roman, what makes WM and post-Raw WM smarks different?
>it;s 7pm currently
Jesus is this shit lasting until 9pm? I might have to opt out. Need to go finish KH3
ROMAN SUCKS
rollolol
>tfw you will never fill her tummy with cake until her bottom leaks all over the floor
That's just the pre-kickoff pre-pre show.
I can't believe Carter ate the pin. Wolfcuck is now Yea Forums Champion.
I can't even watch baseball anymore. Banning roids ruined it. Bunch of shitters playing for fenway franks and a handshake after 5 hours.
>overcome blood cancer
>get huge ass pyro
>cancer awareness ribbon in logo
>still booed
Ouch
to men's matches???
>putting this shit after the 27-years-in-the-making Nash retirement match
No wonder the crowd is fucking dead
LET THEM IM
This is kind of bullshit since Drew Mcintyre risks catching Leukemia by fighting Reigns
i will slam dick on door if Trump Missile Drama happens during Wrestlemania again
fuck that
reroll
I care. Are you waiting for Becky?
BASED!
this fucking kid won't shut up
Didnt take long for Vince to fuck things up with Roman again
This match weirdly looks like a gay porn vid.
nigger
someone shut those retarded kids up, fucking mongs
based. your nut is going to be epic
do your balls hurt?
...
Other than wrestling, Basebore probably suffered the most. Roided freaks hitting 500ft dingers in the late 90s was exciting as hell.
Go play your disney game, this is just a filler Romanwinslol match.
>Haven't been able to mustard much offense
Is Michael Cole shouting out Cody Rhodes?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Well he was multiple times platinum by himself and with the Geto Boys so at least 1,000,000 people.
first mania? welcome to the shitshow
Is some girl just yelling the entire time? I hear an annoying buzz and I don't know what it is
Why does the crowd sound so silent?
Based post, Based file name.
holy shit fucking anti draws im so fucking bored
Another year, another Reigns WM dud
Drew breaking Roman would be a feel good moment yes
>these fuckers screaming
my ears
During the Dark Ages Irish monks travelled to Greece and Rome to save what books they could find and rewrite them to keep that knowledge alive and a Polish Lithuanian alliance of cavalry prevented the Ottoman Empire from conquering Western civilization so quite a lot but I wouldn't expect a historical illiterate to understand these things.
Fuck my bf is 6'4 those scotts are tall.
CMON SQUASH ROMAN ALREADY
give me something on sadpanda to fap to this is boring
Stop taking the bait over and over again you stupid faggot.
How do people watch this crap? Vince russo is going insane FYI
only one man can save this mania and you know it
only victories worth anything tonight where shane-o-mac and the iiconics, prove me wrong
The red lighting on the crowd seriously makes it feel like a normal RAW match.
multiple kids
The show was good until this match.
fucking hell the retard screaming is giving me a headache
I want these smarks to get worked so hard by BBD that the WWE and its employees shit on these smarks for booing a cancer survivor.
What's harder to overcome? Leukemia or being in 3MB?
roman didn't give up to cancer and so he won't give up to the psychopath
Pero porqueeee???
BBDWTOS
they've been there for 5 hours already
Its so much better than NGayPW was last night, only the most contrarian faggot could disagree
>THIS ONE IS FOR AMBROSE
Is he actually gone, bros?
Falling asleep with this match. I though Bryan and Kofi was snoozefest, but this is worse
that bitchslap
yes, I hear them to
der zoomer
>this is for Ambrose
yep so he's helping out romanetty
I swear I think they're piping in fake crowd noises
it sounds so fucking weird
WWE cant plan any booking two weeks a head let alone a year
Now this is my kind of match two heavyweights going toe to toe *crack* *sips bud light*
why the fuck does this just look like an episode of raw? looks so cheap.
well they have been there 5 hours. plus the match is predictable . about 10 minutes of beat down on reigns so he can do a superman punch and spear for the win. whats the point?
>squirt circle
>at least two more hours in the show left
I don't understand how the people deal with this shit in the arena. And paying for like 15 dollar hot dogs?
McIntyre fucking sucks desu
BASED!
lol
nigger
The Tag team Womans Match got more reaction
he's a burnout who can't hang
could care less either way
And literally ten million people saw hbk vs Scott Hall in the groundbreaking wrestlemania X ladder match. Go suck your bull's dick you nigger lover
3MB was based ya simp
DC, I'M COMING FOR YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
>ASSHOLE
>headbutting a samoan
dat spicy asshole chant
One (1) spear.
LOL
O
L
MAOSMFOIANSFOISDANBFGOIUBDSI UGADFSO BNGO
oh for fuck sake
why where there ASSHOLE chants?
I completely forgot about this All-star game weekend and I was there. Shit's flown by.
I just realized in a battle of finishers this is Punch vs. Kick.
FUCK ROMAN
LOLROMANWINS
what is he saying?
Wow that was so meh
Would have been better with a Big Knife Manju run in but maybe Vince couldn't get the VISA
he really needed the win
THE BIG DAWG ROARS!!!
>one spear
see. copy and paste generic Reigns match
???????????????
You again? Didn't we tell you earlier the ending is disappointing. Spoiler alert: Sora dies, you mong
Aside from his look everything about him is awful.
1 (one) spear
already over?
wow what a boring match
A strong top heel on RAW what's that?
are you fucking kidding?
This Mania is fucking awful.
rall
Have fun seething at every faggot who posts some racebait shit
Mcintyre's about to attack him and then Dean will come out and help.
UNO SPEARA
Brock Lesnar will be raped in the summer of 2019
>Roman still getting mild reactions and big boo's
TybWMcrowd
Yeah be racist you assfuck
So this is the part of the show where the crowd basically gives up
Goddamn Vince and Dunn is moving the fucking heavens to hide those boos.
THE BIG BAD DOG
Lame match
>section I’m in spent the entirety of the Roman match trying to get a wave going
>going so far as to loudly boo when it didn’t make it
>ending in a one more time chant
>ding ding ding
Aaaaand were back to where we’re supposed to be.
Was 3MB kept employed because they didn't take up much storage on the huge roster?
HOLY CRINGOLA THAT WAS BADDD
Is the SUPERMAN PUNCH the gayest move ever
What are some of her jav titles?
>Roman wins a lot of good will thanks to cancer
>does absolutely nothing whatsoever to better himself
Based Yea Forums saving Wrasslemania
i was at metlife last mania
it wasn;t that expensive
same with disney, i actually got plenty of food for reasonable price.
i think the more fat entitled poor people are saving us normal folk
UNA LANZA
BASED BIG DOG
they were a delightful band of jobbers
One Spear.
BASED BIG DOG
I assumed Deano would show up. I guess he's not coming back.
Thank you binge for putting all the important matches first. We can all turn this shit off after HHH vs Batista
another shit WM match from the Big Dog
that match was half decent choreography-wise, but it wasn't heated at all
this wrestlemania is fucking dogshit
seething
Roman's spear is good as fuck.
>Kofi wins and the crowd goes wild
>Reigns wins and the crowd barely makes a sound
They were STILL booing him for Christ's sake
UNA LANZA
Because of the Nash segment
Kayfabe was dead but they dont want roids making peoples hearts explode like Bennoit and Eddie anymore
The balls are juiced to shit this year. lots of dongs
>Big Knife Manju cuts open Reigns and infects everyone
BASED
No it wasn't. The dude can't wrestle and his punches look awful.
NO DREW, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE
who's booking this shit?
Cancer is like the cold. You'll get better if you give it to someone else.
Explains Roman's match, because now I have cancer.
Are you literally mentally handicapped? He was responding to the idiotic statement that "Hall was Razor before rappers copied Scarface" with actual evidence that proved it wrong. It has nothing to do with who is more popular, you racist asshole.
Drew had some cool moments atleast
Go ahead smarks
Keep booing Roman
Make sure its loud
why do the guys fall down when the big dog hugs them?
ROMANWINSLOL
Nash 92 segment was the best thing in the show by a mile.
nigger
CUMSKIN WHITEFAGS STILL SEETHING!!! THEY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!
Drones paid thousands of dollars just to watch another episode of Raw
This match ruined it, until then it was the best show of the weekend
Guess it’s too much to ask to have Roman ever put anyone over.
what does Yea Forums think of the showdown prowrestling chatroom? it is my first time using it and i find them incredibly easy to work
What a shit match. How come Roman can never put on a good match without being carried?
LANA WORKING MY DICK INTO A SHOOT
>4 matches
Big Bobby/Little Balor
so like 20 minutes with 10 being for entering for the twink
hhh/bluetista at I think 40 minutes, 15 for hhh to enter in a helicopter
Kurt/Baron, 15 minutes tops
Rondetty/shemale/shemale
10 minutes for Rondetty/Joan to sing/enter
40 minutes for her to shoot on both fake women
Considering it's only actually effective when you use it on a downed opponent and drop yourself, yes. The running side punch shit is just asshattery.
It isn't that bad,i think the worse is yet to come.
>MITB is the new Backlash
Who ya got winning this year Yea Forums
You think they realize they booked too many matches?
MUH FUGGIN DICCC
Rusev is so fucking based
These Rusev Snickers commercials are pretty good
This is the most pussy ass show I've ever seen.
Ruru, no...
Roman so strong
BASED ELIAS SAVING WRESTLEMANIA
Based Rusev working my nut butter
BASED ELIAS
>Deano comes in for the save
>Tomorrow's headline: DEAN AMBROSE SIGNS WITH AEW
am I being worked
rhyno and goldberg are literally the only two wrestlers with a good spear
>nutbutters
So is Lana's accent now official gone now?
NUT BUTTER
>$15 hot dogs
Maybe that's part of Cody's appeal? Hard work, but gourmet, reasonably priced dogs
MMMMMM BUCKLE UP ASP
lol @ that snickers commercial
>Black man does minor thing
>transparent smile.jpg
Why do they do this
>Lana has no accent
>this level of exposing the business
There’s only 65 to go
Bros, is Vince trying too hard again?
This is terrible. That match had zero heat.
Did anybody see that episode of Nitro when they brought in Master P and he said "I always wanted to be a wrassle"?
>get cancer
>beat it
>built in sympathy angle on return
>literally all you have to do is be less of a fucking boring invincible lol i win asshole
>squander it
Jesus Christ Roman sucks.
>prerecorded elias
wtf
Based Empress securing the sticky. Now to give her my stickies
Eliath time bros
God Rusev is awesome
HOLY SHIT ELIAS
The fucking facial expressions of Big E and Xavier in the background are fucking killing me
please post sauce of this
Yoruichi working me into a ding dong diddly shoot
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THERE MORE THAN ONE OF HIM????
i like your vid
BASED Handsome Rusev
PLAY SOME SKYNYRD MAN
cancer is contagious
...........this WM is totally off the fucking rails at this point
BASED FUCKING ELIAS
INB4 BONGS
>inb4 cena
HELLO I AM ELIAA
HOOTIE HOO
>Steroid whitefag playing terrible drums and piano......
BASED
PLAY FREE BIRD
nigger
This show is already too long and we're wasting time with this shit
So he can just play the drums guitar piano....what else.
>le guitar singing man
THE OTHER ELIAS RESPONDED
FUCKING BASED
ONE MAN BAND
based yoruichibro
The feud was pointless filler
Roman needed to have a match
>Elias is literally a multi-instrumentalist
Wtf is he wasting his life in WWE for
DROPPED
DOINK BRAH BRAH
Elias is cringe
CENA TIME
He would have gotten more over if he just barely lost a hard-fought match
I can't believe Elias learned the Shadow Clone Jutsu
FREE BIRD
PLAY FREE BIRD
WTF IS THIS SHIT
NIGGER
Stop wasting time
BASED ELIAS ELIAS ELIAS
>whole band of Elias
based
BASED ELIAS
SSSSKKYYYYNYYYRRRRDDDD!!!!
ngl this is giving me a lot more hope than the first couple matches
Now this is BASED
Groovin' out lads
>based music with his clones
Wendy is gonna get blackerina.
Holy thit!!two Eliaths
ONE MAN BAND BAYYYYYYYYYBAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THIS IS BASED
LITERALLY THE ONE MAN BAND
WOW
HE'S PLAYING WITH HIMSELF IN FRONT OF 80,000 PEOPLE!!
KINO
KINO
I
N
O
>tfw they pay you to play with yourself
Trying to steal some revenue from KFC celebrations tonight
>tfw GREEN LIGHT btfo this entire Mania
WWE is FINISHED
I wish they'd just give it to me
Elias doing his best Muddy Waters impression, based
GIVE HER THE STRAP, VINCE
how is he so talented bros.....
cringe
Elias still doing the same shtick, still with little charisma, still green as grass in the ring. when will it end
Here comes the undertaker so predictable
cringe and gay
I mean Hillary Klug did it first here, Elias
youtube.com
But okay, you're "special"
hicks?
Rey Mysterio died for this?
Wow Elias is so multi-talented
I thought Elias was gonna play Megalovania.
>gets booed in smark cities
>gets booed at WM
>implying the WWE cares about him getting booed
Bassoon and harp
ELIAS IS SO BASED BROS
>oh muh gawd, boyz, a wrestling fan tweets about wrestling on the account he's paid to tweet for
>but ima pretend Dave Thomas' brainchild is nomming on burgers and watchin da show
>epic sauce!
>I’m seeing triple! Six Eliases!
Not gonna lie, that was based
#mywwechampionisblack
Lol u mad? How butt hurt are you pol assholes?
elias doing a one man multi instrument comedy bit at wrestle fucking mania is so fucking based
HE'S TOO BASED
Fuck off. Elias is based.
>doesn't like niggers
>chimps out at every single post like a nigger
OH SHIT SEVEN NATION ARMY
Elias with multiform technique but can he defeat all the Foleys?
BASED BIG DIMES ELIAS SAVING THIS SHITSHOW
OHHHHH ENZO AMORE
ELIAS is so fucking based
>all those cuts
why
MICHAEL VAN GERWEN
nigger
OHHHH WALK WITH ELIASSSSS
>Plays 7NA on the E String
Musical Genius
HOLY FUCK ELIAS SHOOTING
>Cena comes out and burries Elias
>not making fun of Austin Aries or pissing off plebs anymore
No more 4 for $4 meals for me
Might as well have just played fucking Wonderwall.
put the strap on him now
Who the actual fuck is Ellias ? Not even memeing why is this shit so long?
I'M GONNA FIGHT EM ALL
how did they get Elias in three places at once? is Elias a triplet?
Kek
>crowd is hot for Elias
>the problem isn’t with Roman you smarks!!!1!
poland was cannon fodder to save the west. they are honorary westerners
It might be a cool thing to do once just so you can say you were there,
It might be the only Mania that comes to NY for a decade
American Badass incoming
Is Elias a face again?
They needed something to wash the taste of Roman Reigns out of our mouths
Open air stadiums are complete shit, I know the crowd is loud but it sounds worse than the average RAW
Have you ever listened to Bryan speak about politics? He's male AOC, he's practically a r/politics user. No heterosexual man would support him the way he is now.
IS ELIAS 3 THE BEST BAND OF THE 21ST CENTURY
HES GONNA PLAY GREEN LIGHT
Can we have a mania thread on Yea Forums now?
Because he's a fucking genius and he needs time to shine.
did the prerecorded elias bit get more time than Rey?
Yea Forums, checking in
Friendly reminder Elias is the only man to have his dick penetrate Sonya Deville’s dyke pussy
???
Wrethlemania
dafuq is going on
just came back from urgent care for straining my hamstring earlier this morning
what did i miss?
Damn, OP, was totally hoping for some actual mother/daughter JAV's
CM PUNK
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
Boring
Holy Shit its Bray Wyatt
OH SHIT IT'S VINCE RUSSO
DING-DONG DIDDLY??
nigger
DING-DONG DIDDLY DING-DONG DIDDLY DING-DONG DIDDLY DING-DONG DIDDLY CAUSE IM READY user
>#mypresidentiswhite
Have fun with your fake belts though
CM PUNK
what the fuck am i watching
This is the most kino WM Moment of them all
what is happening
Vaudevillains
Adam Cole BAY BAY
BASED BABE
BABE RUTH DEBUTING HOLY SHIT
BAH GAWD IT"S BABE RUTH'S MUSIC
This is some Wyatt shit
HERE COMES CENA
WHAT IS THIS BOOMER BASEBALL SHITE?
THIS ISNT Yea Forums
>COME ON
Is this more NYC dick sucking in NJ because no one in NY likes the Yankees. This is the home of the Mets.
PURE DIMES
T H U G A N O M I C S
BASED THUGANOMICS
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BASED THUGANOMICS
OH SHIT ITS THE BLUE BLAZER
I CALLED IT CENA IS HERE
THUGANOMICS
WHAT
OH SHIT
this is cringe
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
WORD LIFE
CENA
WORD LIFE
HOLY FUCKING BASED
WORD LIFE
Better than greta van fleet
LOLWUT
THUGANOMICS
WORD LIFE FUCKING BASED
I'M BORED
HOLY FUCKING DIMESOLA I CALLED IT
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I thought so too
HOLY FUCK
HOLY SHIT
BASED BASED
john cena compared to babe ruth? really?
wtf did that have to do with cena?!?!
HOLY FUCKING BASED
US TITLE era Cena coming down
BASED THUGANMOICS
THUGANOMICS CENA
BAH GAWDDDD
HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK
GPLY FUCK
CENA RAP BATTLING TO-FUCKING-DAY
PURE DIMES I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT
THE DOCTOR IS IN
What the fuck
HAHAHAHA ITS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE CORBIN VS KURT ANGLE
DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Bases
Doesn't Cena hate the Yankees?
BOOMER LIFE
THIS IS BASIC GERIATRICS
KINO CENO
BASED LIFE
FORCIN YA TO BE SEETHIN'
BASED
based life
I would though
crowd doesn't give a fuck
Boston native shilling with a yankees jersey. Wtf.
>get Cena
>waste him on Elias
BASED THUGANOMICS
GUYS IS THIS BASED OR NOT?
HOLY SHIT ITS THUGANOMICS. BASED FUCKING CENA
IM FUCKING MARKING OUT HAARD
Holy shit
So Taker and Angle?? No way Angle is really gonna go out on Corbin right??
BASED!!!!
Based Bambino getting a bigger pop than any of these shitters 70 years after he died.
Rene killed the call
>doctor of thuganomics is back
Facts
Babe Ruth was black just so you know.
BIG MATCH JOHN
THE DOCTOR IS IN
>Eliath/Cena
>Again
So that's two years in a row of Elias and Cena having a promo together at Mania. They couldn't have come up with something more imaginative?
JOHN YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THIS KIND OF STUFF
Cena is the babe ruth of wrestling.
JHON CENSUUUUUS
BASED NOT GIVING A FUCK CENA IS BYKE
DOPE RAP INCOMING
Cringe and gaypilled
THIS IS BASIC DIME-ANOMICS
BASED DOCTOR OF THUGANOMICS
THUGANOMICS
That Babe Ruth clip was kino
THUGANOMICS CENA??
KEEGAN KEY IS HERE TOO HAHA
This fucking shit wrestling era made me regret Cena left.
That's how bad it is.
CENA BOUT TO DROP SOME HOT BARS ON ELIAS
WHAT
BASED RAPPER CENA
I've been asking for this ever since Matt Hardy's Lake of Reincarnation was a thing
>Taking over earth and still kicking in ur anus
>black champion
>dr of rap
>time to put some stank on it]
What did the Wwe mean by this?
>Video mentions a curtain call
This is the end of Cena, damn.
IMMA FIT'NA DING-DONG DIDDLY GIVE IT TO YA OH OH OH EH OH OH OH
This is ding didly dong based
White ois rejoice for a whiteguy who wants to be black HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SEETHING!!!
CULTURAL APPRECIATION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS OFFENSIVE!
Findin himself after leavin nikki bella
THE CHAMP IS HEREEEEEEE
thought Cena was a Red Sox fan?
BASED BIG MATCH JOHN
No.
Cena really hitting that midlife crisis
>mfw I think CM Punk or Bray Wyatt is about to come out but its just another boomer trying to act cool
DON'T FUCK WITH JOHN CENA
I'M A BAD BAD MAN
I wish he’d only user the thuganomics theme and gimmick
>midlife crisis cena
Yay?
HOLY FUCKING BASEDOLA CENA CHANTS
this nigga looks ridiculous
>Cena vs Elias
what the fuck
UNDERTAKER BIKER GIMMICK INCOMMING
god, post moar.
FUCK THIS MEANS CORBIN IS ACTUALLY RETIRING KURT
Based Dr of Thuganomics, here to save the day
Nobody alive can get a pop like the Sultan of Swat
just got on what's happened so far is it awful?
CAN WE GET SOME BAD BAD MAN.
youtu.be
>A guy from Massachusetts with a Yankees shirt
Heel Cena was the only good Cena
HEEL TURN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEEL CENA BASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
HOLY FUCKING BASED
KAYFABE BTFO
HOLLYWOOD CENA
OH SHIT HEEL CENA HEEL CENA HEEL CENA HEEL CENA
INCREDIBLY BASED
EXOPOSING THE DING-DONG DIDDLY BUSINESS
OOF
>about to turn heel
What?
isnt cena from the boston area?
JOHN CENA ABOUT TO TURN HEEL WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
>John burying his own movies
why?
Bumblebee wasn't terrible.
CENA IS BASED
BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD BASED AS FUCK BOY I MARKING OUT HARD
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
Cena doing his worst Marky Mark impressions
>Dr. of Thuganomics
Kek well done user
>Thuganomics Cena
BIKER TAKER CONFIRMED BIKER TAKER CONFIRMED
BASED CENA SHOOTING FROM THE HIP
fuck yes you cant see me
>my own movies suck
Okay, that was based
I would also, if you're talking about Big Sexy KN
Wrestlemania is like a dadrock band on their 100th world tour at this point.
WORD LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
BASED DOCTOR OF THUGANOMICS
HOLY FUCK BASED
Heel turn
Cena rapping sounds like Slam Poetry what the fuck
holy shit this wrestlemania goes from fucking shit to fucking kino back and forth
HE SAID THE W WORD
Based Cena burying this nobody
BASED HEEL CENA
HEEL TURN
WAIT. IS THIS A CENA FUCKING HEEL TURN TOO. HOLY SHIT. BEST WM EVER
>this persona and rap in 2019
my gf secretly started recording me as im explaining how awesome this is marking out
GOTEM
HEEL CENA
I'VE WAITED 70 YEARS FOR THIS
CHAD CENA
got 'em
what do you do that makes you not bored
HEEL CENA IS NOW
nigger
I'M NOT A RAPPER
ELIAS JUST GOT FUCKING MEMED ON
John Cena SHOOTS HARD on HIMSELF
Big Match Jhon does it again
THAT SHITPOSTING PICTURE BAHAHAHAHAHA
CENETTEY'S MOVIES BTFO BY BASED CENA
>FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING ONE OF MY MOVIES
Cena ruins the show.
THUGANOMICS CENA IS A TOP 5 GIMMICK ALL TIME
BASED BOOMER
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY DIMES
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
IT'S HAPPENING BROS
THE FU
BASIC THUGANOMICS WIGGA
FU
FU
FU
FU
FU
FU
FU
WOLRD LIFE
THIS IS DING-DONG DIDDLY THUGANOMICS
BASKED CENA WITH A YANKEES SHIRT
This segment has honestly moved this Mania out of the bottom 10 into the midcard.
kek
KEK
Please Undertaker just show up and chokeslam them both to end this shit
GOT EM
>PHOTOSHOP CENA
>CENA BURYING HIS OWN MOVIES
UNIRONICALLY WHAT A NICE GUY
PEAK BASED BIG MATCH JOHN
John you are fucking 40 stop this shit
>It's the FU again
MY KAYFABE WTF
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
CHAIN GANG REPORT IN
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
CRINGE AS FUCK
Ok, Cena is the goat. You win, John.
FIGHT FOREVER
CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @ CHAIN GANG WHERE WE @
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET
FU IS BACK
BASED CENA
FU IS BACK
BASED CENA
FU IS BACK
BASED CENA
FU IS BACK
BASED CENA
FU IS BACK
BASED CENA
FU IS BACK
BASED CENA
FU IS BACK
BASED CENA
FU IS BACK
BASED CENA
WORD LIFE
F U
Built for BBC.
Dont give a fuck that was the best promo I've seen in 10 years
Cringenomics Cena with the playground snaps
WWE in a nutshell
THE FU IS BACK
>THIS IS LIKE WATCHING ONE OF MY MOVIES SINCE THIS WHOLE THING SUCKS
Based Jobber Elias taking the hits
WORD LIFE
BUSHY NUTS
FU
ELIAS BURIED
haven't watch in 15 years, this fucking guy is still relevant and hasn't evolved at all apparently? This is pathetic, how hasn't this shit gotten old to you guys at this point?
It honestly works
BASED AS FUCK HOLY SHIT
>no AA, about to get the FU
Based Match John I always loved you
Kek no mercy Cena.
pls respond anons
CENA WINS LOL
BASED BASED OH MY GOD
CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT CENA IS THE GOAT
BMJ
Goin full heel
ELISA IS FUCKING DONE
THAT BAG OF PISTACHIOS
MAINIA WAS SAVED
right fucking here lad
>PISTACHIOS
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
That was so lame that it was worth it.
what the
Not nearly as cringe as DX
So... Cena is completely just breaking kayfabe?
Fuck this shitty company
>Again
Did anyone else get the Sunny Limited Edition Fleshlight vagina and asshole versions? I like the texture in the pussy one more although the ass one is decent and if you get the VR jerkoff thing it can sync to Sunny's porn which actually works pretty well as far as timing and makes me explode pretty well.
need this cena back more tbfh
This was the weirdest and best fucking thing
all you marks like the cringiest shit
I want to bury my dick in this ginger
CENA SUCKS
I fucking hate Renee so goddamn much
I literally didn't know that this wasn't Cena's gimmick anymore or that I was supposed to have nostalgia for Cena behaving slightly cornier..
Cena finds a way to plug pistachios somehow
BURIED
Hey lads I fell asleep for the last 2 hours, did I miss much?
BIG
HEEL
JOHN
This wrestlemania is the most insane shit
yes
>instantly better than reigns vs mcintyre
GGX
REAL MAIN EVENT NEXT LADS
This snoozefest saved by heel cena
The fuck happened to Adrian Brody?
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
This Mania is terrible... It feels like a really long Raw show
lesnar losing the belt in 2 min
RATE THIS WM SO FAR
7/10 right here
Is that Gary V in the Jets Jersey.
lmao that ego on haitch
Softly chuckled
BASED BIG MATCH JHON
WRESTLEMANIA JUST GOT FUCKING SAVED
God I want Okita to cough up blood all over my dick
Book it Vince
Mid Life
Basic Boomernomics
im convinced they pulled this cena out of 2004 guys he looks like he de-aged fifteen years
im expecting super cena to run in and attack himself
Fuck this Mania is actually getting pretty based
Holy cringola!
stfu reddit faggot
they used to boo him cause he was too much of a face, so they turn him "heel" and they cheer him, so he's a face
Holy fuck is he actually a heel now????? I never thought I'd see the day again.
>2002 was 17 years ago
Whos the girl?
but cena's a hardcore red sox fan?
This and unironically the Nash segment for sheer memery pull it into lower midcard for me.
TriHard 7
>Last February
So 2018 then?
ANGLE VS TAKER
BASED
>no carder
Based as fuck
Cena before he became Cringe
Cena voices an elephant in pistachio commercials
>All these underaged zoomers who don't even know about Cena's wigger gimmick
JEWISH BANKERS & FREEMASONRY
PULLING STRINGS THAT NO ONE SEES
TRY TO CONTROL OUR HISTORY
ANCIENT WAYS SO LONG AGO
ARYAN PRIDE IS ALL I KNOW
THE FUHRER GRANTS US VICTORY
I SEE THE LINES IN THE CAMP
REMOVE THEM FROM OUR HOMELAND
LOOK IT UP TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE PLANNED
JEWISH QUESTION
JEWISH QUESTION
SEE THEM SHAPESHIFT & CHANGE
DECEIVE THE GOYIM WITH LIES & SHAME
BUT YOU KNOW ZION'S THEIR GAIN
THEY ALL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
WHEN I POST HOLOHOAX MEMES
MANIPULATING, BEHIND THE SCENES
I SEE THE LINES IN THE CAMP
REMOVE THEM FROM OUR HOMELAND
LOOK IT UP TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE PLANNED
JEWISH QUESTION
JEWISH QUESTION
>IIconics win
>Bury Elias
WWE is 50/50 booking my heart...
Well he was from Baltimore
rap is awesome
HUNNER
Gentlemen. We hope you've enjoyed tonight's entertainment so far. So now we are proud to announce a live musical performance by Lyric Chad.
AMERICA YES. MY BROTHERS CLIMBIN'
AMERICA YES. DEM BIRTHRATES FALLIN'
Jews know (jews know)
You woke up in a blackman place
Nowhere safe for whitey race
Thanks to New Day
I breed vic-try for Soros and Chaim
You should of never tried to save your race
And it's a shame (what a shame)
I fuck your wife.
You have no more time
Your dest-i-ny is my kind.
AMERICA YES.
finally, I can watch paul's cringe entrance and go to bed
it's just a one off throwback but it was still pretty sweet
This shot was pure kino.
HUH
>kofi wins
>#NOTMYCHAMP, FUCKING APES
>cena acts like a shit 00s raper
>FUCKING BASED, WM SAVED
Holy fuck, zoomers are the worst
please anons, i legitimately got back from a hamstring injury and i missed wrestlemania up until john cenaman came out, what did i miss bros ;___;
Big Match Based Cena is
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
>still giving a shit about cena in 2019
Revenge for Summer of 92.
0/10
but cena 10/10
take her shoes off
Gib it to me Hunner
Quick guess Triple H's entrance.
Name of this chink?
>Cena bringing down the house with heel turn
Meltzer drones on suicide watch
Us boomers HUH?
Cena never fails to suck the energy out of a show.
He's a legit strong man and can work at the mic and he's better than most shitters in the main event now. It's not our fault they killed the product so bad Cena looks like gold now.
MY BODY IS READY FOR REDTISTA
Lol you picked Triple H's WM entrance to wake up?
sauce?
Other than the IIconics winning the wimmenz tag belts this show has been lame. Shitposting here has been way better than the show. Also Nash got revenge for 92 which has been the big moment so far.
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT HUNNER
It has to be. They have photos of carder in NY unless its a misdirection.
Yea Forums, WHAT DOES DDD STAND FOR?
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Should been him tbqh
>Image for ants
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
HUH
Kofi won the WWE Championship and Lacey walked down the ramp and blew him
INB4 CENA PROMOS ONCE EVERY OTHER RAW UNTIL SUMMERSLAM.
AND YOU'LL FUCKING LOVE IT TOO
Gimme the sauce.
GIBS ME WHAT I WANTS
HOLLYWOOD BAUTISTA IS HERE TO WIN BIG LADS
here comes the 35 minute boring match
Taker will interfere in Bootista vs HHH
Shoot incoming
One last post before I archive this shit.
Whites can be better niggers than blacks
code?
>hates chain gang
get out zoom zoom
When is Haitch going to stop pushing himself?
HUNNER
Helicopter, to a tank, to Hitlers convertible...
Fucking nothing. Honestly.
>hunter wins
>cena return
confirmed for GOAT mania
>Kofi won the WWE Championship
welp back to sleep I go
Way too high. It's about a 4-5 right now.
Thanos inspired
Cena has more charisma playing a nigger than Kofi does actually being one
Elizabeth Debicki
who's the girl in this gif?
HHH cringe entrance incoming lads
nobody is actually mad at Kofi winning. Those are bulbasaurs/redidt cucks falseflagging
Thanos
The Spring of 19 segment was 11/10.
Based and Redtista'd
he's a sellout pandering first and foremost
Will you take the Bluetista or the Redtista?
you're a total faggot bitch and nobody loves you. kys asap, fucking retard.
oh my god go
can we all agree that this is the best WRESTLEMANIA in a long time
>not an I QUIT match
missed opportunity tbqhfam
Sleep break match
BASED BATISTA
>face Triple H
This shit makes no sense
HEY HUNNER
riding an ostrich
>bleeping douche
6/10
if the batista/hhh and becky/rousey/charlotte matches are any good ill give it a 6.5.
Presidential entrance
>doofus
Can't say that on TV
>Kofi = shitter
>heel Cena= dimes
not that hard to understand
>that triggered by kofi he gives it a 0
Will you ever realize that your metality stunts your enjoyment in life and not the other way around?
>biggest event of the year
>only 3.1k posts
what a clown show joke
looks like Sora Shiina
Did Shawn Michaels have mutton chops?
The HHH entrance is actually my favourite part of Wrestle-mania every year.
Oh, fuck yes, Ember Moon.
Big game hunter
WWE IS FUCKING FAKE BUT THIS IS FOR REAL
on a level of 1 to 10, how cringe will hunners entrance be this 'mania?
Everyone ready for Helicopter entry?
TIME FOR TRIPLE H'S BASED ENTRANCE
basedtista and HUNNERpilled
Stop taking the bait faggot
What does Batista want? I haven't been following this shitty story line.
Paul vs. David is real right?
TIME TO GAS THE KIKES
TIME TO GAS THE KIIIIIIIIIIKES
HUEHURHURHURHUR
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE KIKES AND HOW YOU GAS 'EM
ALL ABOUT THE JEWS AND HOW MUCH YOU BURN 'EM
ALL ABOUT THE CAMPS AND HOW WELL YOU RUN 'EM
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WHITES AND ENSURING YOU PRESERVE 'EM
I HATE THE KIKES I'LL BURN DOWN THEIR CITIES
I DESPISE JEWS I'LL MURDER THEIR BABIES
AND I HANG OUT IN AUSCHWITZ I SLAUGHTER WHOLE FAMILIES
AND IT'S ALL FOR THE WHITES AND PROTECTING OUR HISTORY
LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER, READY TO RUN
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE FENCE BUT I PULL OUT MY GUN
I SHOOT YOU DOWN, CUZ YOU BROKE THE RULES
SO GET THROW IN THE PILE WITH THE OTHER FOOLS
TRY TO FIGURE OUT ANOTHER PLAN OF ESCAPE
JUST TRY IT, SUCKER, WE'VE BOLTED THE GATE
DON'T YOU FORGET THERE'S A PRICE YOU CAN PAY
'CAUSE I RUN THIS CAMP AND I KILL JEWS ALL DAY
HBGay
Damn I wonder if someone is gonna listen to some music in this match
BASES SEXY BOY HBK
Well now we know who is interfering
yeah ok
First one literally didn't happen anywhere but in your own head. Cena segment reaction was split 50/50 between based and cringe.
THE CROSSEYED KID
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
I still love Wendy
i feel weird getting a boner from this
it's also the longest
Finally time for the only real fight on the card. All of the other matches were scripted wrestling matches booked by Vince McMahon and a team of writers but this is going to be a shoot fight
that brapfactory
I'm tired of Shawn. He appears more than Brock now.
Hickenbottom is obviously gonna interfere
i thought they were a jokey gimmick
Thanks, the filename seemed to have a typo
Whats Trips Entrance this year?
Art.
WHICH SHITTY MOVIE WILL TRIPLE H RIP OFF FOR HIS CRINGE ENTRANCE THIS TIME?
My god Pamela’s butt is incredible.
WIGGER CENA AND THE ANIMAL BATISTA IN ONE NIGHT?
THE 00S ARE BACK
yes, but not overwhelmingly so and that isn't exactly a high bar to begin with
user GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS
Have sex you underage nigcel, holy shit
BASED TISTA
awkward...
>that guy who almost faceplanted
One of these security goons will be WWE champion some day
Ugly tattoos
BASED MACHINE GUN PYRO
based redtista
BATISTA LOOKING SMOL
What if Shawn turned on HHH here? Would be the ultimate swerve
nigger cope
>they actually gave him pyro
Pretty based.
Vince must have had a heart attack backstage when Cena was breaking kayfaybe.
those midlife crisis tats
why do triple H's matches always get special entrances?
Hollywood Batista is dimes.
kek and based
D R A X
R
A
X
Batista has a new belly button tattoo.
Quick! Who in Batista's opening is a future WWE world champ?
TRIPLE CRINGE ENTRANCE INCOMING
>hey I'm a 50 something year old cunt
>I think I'm literally still in my early 20s and am a "kid"
>I have issues letting go of the fact I'm now old
>I AM INOLVED IN EVERY WM IF I CAN BE BECAUSE I AM A CHILD YAYAYA I AM THE HEARTBREAK KID LOLZ IM NOT A TOYBOI THO
Fuck off you deluded faggot already to your shithouse
Trump
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>NO ACTUAL PYRO FOR THE PYRO SOUNDS
>AT WRESTLEMANIA
the state of WWE in 2019
For me, it's Blue
in reality I wasn't even watching until now, but i guess anything i said would work you, you can return to reddit now
Anyone else catch HBK just giving away this is HHH's last match?
my sides
Stephanie rides him to the ring
I kinda want to see the Guardians of The Galaxy come out for a run-in spot this match.
Galactus
Steph is Silver Surfer and comes out in a silver body suit
Fuck, Batista's entrance pyro is unironically the best in company history
>cut away during the machine guns
>autist guards
>guy almost tripping
fuckkk
I don't like anime shit but why is this appealing?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
45 minute parade with a few tanks
I want Florida to leave.
>HE TRIPPED
MY SIDES
why does batista consistently get god awful tattoos holy shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO BOTCHTISTA FELL
BASED
WHAT A FUCKING MELT
based CM Punk fan
Working my ding-dong diddly ding-dong into a shoot
kek thank you botchtista
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
HAHAHAHA AUTISTA FELL
BOTCHO
THIS NIGGA JSUT TRIPPED ON THE ROPE LMAO
>BOTCHTISTA
LOL
Based
>tripped getting into the ring
BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE NIGHT
ITS TIME TO BURN THE JEWS!
ITS TIIIIME TO BURN THE JEWWWWWSS...
HUEHEUEHEHAHAHAHA
>trips getting into the ring at mania
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
RED
TISTA
Oh hey Batista got covered his sun tattoo.
BASED ROPES
>batista fell over
I'm fucking dying lads
Dude, I think it's time to face the facts: Kofi was an amazing worker, but that was 8 years ago, Bryan had to carry his ass the whole match. He could never cut a promo, he has literal negative pectorals and looks like a fucking retard. At least pick fucking Lashley. Kofi's time to shine was against Orton and Legacy, and they blew it off.
HOLY FUCK Batista .anyone got a gif?
It's time to pay the janny...
Time to pay the janny! [Laughter]
It's all about the pay, but he doesn't get it.
All about salary, and he can't have it.
All about his debt, and he can never pay it.
It's all about weight, and he's gonna gain it.
He is the janny, you don't wanna pay him.
He does it for free, no way you can change him.
He's in heavy debt, no way he can pay it.
He's gaining weight, and you know he can't stop it.
Look over your shoulder, get ready to laugh.
He's a virgin bitch, without a fucking dad.
He is the janny BUT WE make the rules.
So he can move on out, he can seethe as he drools.
Trying to figure out what our post's gonna be.
Come on over janitor, why don't you ask me?
Don't you forget there's a price you need to pay,
'Cause we are the board and we want to say...
It's time to pay the janny... [Laughter]
Time to pay the janny!
It's all about the pay, but he doesn't get it.
All about salary, and he can't have it.
All about his debt, and he can never pay it.
It's all about weight, and he's gonna gain it.
We are the board, he don't wanna ban us.
We're in control, there's no way he can change us.
He's in our debt, and he knows he can't pay us.
We see his weight gain, and we know he rides the shortbus
Bein' the janny
You're gonna make your parents feel shame,
Gonna have to change your name,
You're gonna die from weight gain...
[Laughter]
It's time to pay the janny... [Laughter]
Time to pay the janny!
>BOTCHTISTA
almost tore a quad
LOOOOOOOOL BOTCH
TRIPTISTA
fuckin gassed getting to the ring and fell over
TOP FUCKING KEK
hes still big man
the guy with the glasses
Big guy here is gonna be a star
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
NEED TO WORSHIP HER ANIME FEET BRAH
BOTCHED
Rodney Mack lookin-ass
AHAHAHAHA
CRINGE
based batista pryo
SUVS FUCKING BASED
Is he wasted?
11
He wants a World Title match
And it looks worse lol
I can't hear Batista's theme without thinking of this
Yeah because one of them is brennan
Is Shawn commentating as HBK, the character? Or as himself, Michael Shawn Hickenbottom?
I will slam my dick on a Door if Trump Missile Drama happens during Wrestlemania again
Batista should've never gone off the roids, he looks like shit now.
>botch before the match even began
Welp. this one is going to be rough
I just realized HHH doesn't have any tattoos. Surprising desu
shit I didn't pay attention, what did he say?
Lmao Batista already knows Shawn's gonna do some screwy shit
BASED BATISTA FALLER
Batista Vs Trips
Oh boy glad WWE puts aside forty five minutes every year for the annual HHH wankfest
>THOSE KINO SIGNS
FUCKING BASED HAHAHAA
terrible.
No holes barred
Ffs Dave is pure dimes and one of the biggest stars on Hollywood and Triple H is about to bury him
PHENOMENAL PEAK CONDITION
HOLY FUCK I'M NOT WATCHING RIGHT NOW
SOMEONE DESCRIBE EXACTLY HOW BATISTA FELL
HOW BAD WAS IT
WAS IT JUST A LITTLE TRIP OR DID HE FULL-ON BUST HIS ASS LIKE VADER DID IN HIS WWE RETURN
hhh version of cringe coming up
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elaborate.
W O R M
>Autista
Goddamit.
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Based 3-headed batista fan, getting that screen time
HOUR LONG INTRO TIME
lmaooooo
Batista gassed already
>rooting for your co-star
Kinda comfy desu
MAD MAX HHH
>doesnt wear blue this time
> falls over going up the steps and falls over getting into the ring
why does he do it?
>you have worse tattoos than me
I WALK ALONE
BATITSTA CORPSING
wtf lol
6/10
>Finally some Bayley ass
I need my pic related's gif, please. Can't find it.
What did Batista mean by this?
I am absolutely disgusted when a shit skin gets money he gets a white woman.
I'm more disgusted in the white woman because no amount of money is worth fucking an Indian.
disgusting Poos
why?
Based
>you have worse tattoos than me
kek
KO
>Awkwardly stares at some pajeet in the crowd for a good 10 seconds
Goddamn, I fucking love Batista. He's gotta be drunk.
working hard for those (You)s
it was bad times
MAD HUNNER
>Mad Max entrance
I was gonna say, this is the first HHH mania feud in ages that HBK wasn't involved with.
Guess that went out the window at the last minute
lets see triple h's cringe entrance this year
Awful CGI
kek here we go
>MAX MAX INSPIRED INTRO
Almost based
almost
CRINGE TIME
As if anyone involved with this shit hole of a company could answer that
>Mad Max entrance
THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING SHITTY LOL
JUST LIKE PAUL'S LIFE
>Those laughs
Lmao
>This lame ass fake Mad Max intro
NEVER MIND I JUST SAW THE WEBM....WELL, SHIT
Cringe as fuck.
This is cringe
WHAT THE FUCK ITS MAD MAX ITS NOT THANOS ASP LIED TO ME WTF
BASED!!!!
wtf hhh hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>Mad Max Haitch
Are we approaching critical mass cringe here
Shit really? I didnt see him
>Mad Max
>DAVE LAUGHING AT HHH CRINGEASS
BASEED
>these PS2 cars
PISSY PAUL HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
TRIPLE H WILL RIDE ETERNAL! SHINY AND CHROME!
WITNESS ME
>These fucking graphics
Holy shit I'm dying
MAD MAX LMAO
>mad max entrance in 2019
hes...a few years late on this one?
THE FUCK IS THIS?
This is gonna be a glorious trainwreck.
THIS SHIT SOME COMMODORE 64 TIER GRAPHICS.
>this entrance
Yo this nigga on hot wheels
>Mad Max
Holy cringe
THE BIG GUY
CRINGE
Laughing my ass off right now.
>a quick decline push-up before the match
genius
what the fuck am i watching?
CRINGE
Its the haitchmobile
>spooky car
>spooky mask
>spooky music
This is great
>Mad Max
CRINGE
This movie is 4 years old, Paul.
MEDIOCRE
Trump Curse lives on.
This nigger Haitch is hilarious
God triple H doing these macho fucking mania entrances because he's such a pussy is always cringe as fuck
MAD MAX HUNTER
>Paul Levesque
Mad Max?
every single one of his cringe entrances makes him look like an egomaniac
like seriously your entrance takes longer than the lesnar and the samao joe match combined
REDTISTA AND GREENLIGHT PILLED
>fury road intro 4 years later
Like, I appreciate the gesture.
But why now?
LMAO WTF
Based
Yea Forums makes any wrestlemania good. I'm not even watching anymore. I'm just shitposting here.
That never happened in my stream... How the fuck. I even rewinded it
CRINGE OVERLOAD
Jesus fucking christ Hunter
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
HOLY CRINGE
Even her asscheeks are great huggers
Haitch with the midlife crisis entrance
>this entrance
CRINGE
CRINGE
CRINGE
CRINGE
CRINGE
CRINGE
something about
>well you know we've all had our last matches and this i..might be Triple H's last
holy fucking cringe
THAT SHITTY ANIMATION
HOLY DING DONG DIDDILY
>these ps2 graphics
MEDIOCRE ENTRANCE
Is there a bigger fucking self-mark than gaitch?
>Batista audibly laughing at Pull’s cringe video.
>Paul proceeds to drive 2kph down the ramp for the 4th consecutive year.
GOD FORBID
>THIS CHEAP MAD MAX RIPOFF
BRUH
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
OH NO NONONONONONONONONONONO
Damn New Hotwheels movie lookin' good
HOLY CRINGOLA
Just got blinded fucking hell
TIIIIIIIIME TOO PLAAAY THE GAAAAAAAME!!!!
>ps2 graphics mad max entrance
Hatch just outcringed Batista's trip into the ring
I FUCKING CANT ANY MORE LADS IM CRINGING IM CRINGING IM CRINGING IM CRINGING
vkm JUST SAY MAD MAX GUYS!@!!!!!!2
>Big Money Dave's face when he gets cast in the next Mad Max movie
more relevant than the Terminator entrance at least
>it's a hunter fluffs himself entrance
Imagine being 50 years old and still wearing a skull bandana
thanks for giving us all seizures mr. game
>HOW COOL wAS THAT
SOMEONE KILL COLE PLS
>it's the annual HHH entrance cringefest
>not even got Stephanie in dom gear this time
TIME TO DRINK THE S O Y
TIME TO DRINK THE S O Y
MUAHAHAHAHHAA
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MILK
AND HOW YOU DRINK IT
HOW COOL WAS THAT!
NOT ONE POP
topzozzle
>"HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!?"
LUUUUL
how cool was that
>"How cool was that."
Few years late Paul.
"How cool was that?!"
>how cool was that
Cringiest entrance of all time.
BASED
DAVE
THE REAL MAIN EVENT BASED CHADS LETS GO
this is a mix is villian heel stuff with a warm homecoming kek
>HOW COOL WAS THAT
confirmed fucking cringe
>how cool is that!!!
Not very?
Is this a PS1 video game trailer?
MAY YOU ENTER THE GATES OF VALHALLA SHINY AND CHROME
ITS TIME TO DRINK THE ONIONS
that was the most boomer shit ive ever seen
>the guy driving the car is some fat dude in a golf shirt
>sitting on the back of a fake hotrod doing .5 MPH
>throwing up horns
Holy fuck and I thought he couldn't get any worse
>MAD MAX FURY ROAD
BETA PAUL CONFIRMED
BITCH HITCH CONFIRMED
This entrance makes me want a new Crush Hour folks.
>*spits on driver*
based
Did Paul join the OG Bullet Club?
>I walk for miles
>literally arrives in a car
NOT VERY COOL COLE LMAOO
HOW COOL WAS THAT
THIS FUCKING LOW BUDGET ENTRANCE
Wheres Stephanie?
They even got the ECW Zombie to drive the car!
>how cool was that
>dead silence
Almost reminds me of that WWE Demolition Derby game for the PS2. what was it called again?
He's becoming like Vince in that he catches up with pop culture years later
Michael Cole shouting "How cool was that!" was perfect comedic timing holy shit
How out to touch is Haich?
gee haitch, two entrances?
is the "I love turtles" kid the driver for hhh?
dare I say?
Based?
MIGA!
Hell yeah brother that’s rad
OOF
WITNESS MEEEE
Eh it was way better than last years lads
Based or cringe?
Why is he dressed like a man of shad character?
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BULL
He has done it for years. There's the gimmick entrance, and then the real one.
/asp predict how many quads will be blown in this match
Haitch literally thinks he's The Rock or Austin
someone has to shop this even bigger, that ass should be hanging off the edges
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
I WAS DYING LAUGHING THAT WHOLE FUCKING TIME
GAYTCH'S SHITTY ASS MIDLIFE CRISIS ENTRANCES ARE THE BEST PARTS OF MANIA
Is he wearing contacts
SPIT ON ME HITACH
its all about the cringe
fury road was released four years ago
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT BAUTISTA IS /OURGUY/ IN THIS MATCH
Haitch just went Mad Max
does he know that george miller, the director and creator of mad max, is gay and that's why so many characters in the movies look like faggots? it's a gay man's utopia
HOLY CRINGOLA
THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN GAME
THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN GAME
THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN GAME
THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN GAME
THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN GAME
THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN GAME
mmm wouldn't wanna mess with this perpetual mid-life crisis
Nice to see Hunter's not full of himself after all these years.
How much is this going to suck lads?
>that entrance
>time to play the game
BROS SEQUEL CONFIRMED
WWE CRUSH HOUR 2 CONFIRMED
Whelp that was Gaitch's most embarrassing midlife crisis yet
cringe
>STILL 4 MATCHES TO GO
how much time are the women getting? i need to go to bed soon
There is a lot missing when he doesn't have Stephanie. The daughter of the owner of the company dressed slutty showing his dominance of the company he needed that to show his power. This is just lame
You are 10+ years late with that comment
That poor driver.
So that car has to reverse back up the ramp right?
Me on the right
Oh shit I had that game. It was based.
Except Austin literally just walked to the ring, never had a fancy entrance and was approximately 100 times more over
TRIPLE H ALL ORANGE
WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXA BLISS
triple H fans are literally dudes who wear flame/skull t shirts and listen to nu metal
true
cringe
Crush Hour
Flat square pecs vs round spherical pecs
THOSE TATS ARE GROSS
Shoot match time !!!
jesus someone sliced hunters entrance budget quite a lot
Holy cringolie, what was that entrance?
This should have been a triple threat with taker how based would that be??
pretty cringe tbhwyf
Humble.
Satanic quints
how do you go from based to cringe ?
...
Batista's physique has degraded a lot, even just since WM 30
>it's a gay man's utopia
so WWE then
There's an hour left, so 20 mins.
She came on at the start simp.
>Hardcore Match
>Kumail at ringside
IT'S HAPPENING
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES
BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY
DRAGULA
better than penis druids
>Gaitch's flabby flat butt.
lol
I don't know, I remember WM31's Terminator entrance
Sweet i thought he was dead
>leg tats
Why do people do this shit? It objectively looks awful.
Triple H red as fuck, just railed some blow off Steph's fat titties before coming down the ramp
what was last year? the motorcycles?
Why are we watching senior citizens smacking each other
Didn't they induct Arnold Schwarzenegger into the HOF the year he did that though? In a way it was more relevant.
I think his Terminator enterance was a Genesys promo. More relevant at the time
based
oh yeah i forgot about that
Batista already gassed.
I hope she doesn't get fat. She'll look like a complete clown with an ass that wide when she's so thin. honk honk.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE BULL AND HOW TO PREP IT
Based crush hour posters
Laying in my bed with me
Was Batista comparable to Lesnar back in his day? Always thought how belly button tattoo was so gay back then
At least they didn’t lock up...
What a botchfest.
>Batista already gassed
>Time from bell to brawling outside the ring
>Less than 60 seconds
hunter literally spit all over that guy wtf lol
Mid-life crisis. It's literally why he has that gay ass nose ring and why Jericho started tattooing himself and wearing metrosexual makeup.
DAVE IS FUCKING BLEEDING
rolLL
Just imagine her ass cheeks hugging your dick.
to be fair, after you come out to Motorhead playing your theme live, any entrance is downhill from there
>meme entrance
>slow, lame bullshit
oh boy I bet there isnt a sledgehammer under the ring
>HBK out there
Who's side is he on Yea Forums?
he's fifty dude
Bob Backlund was 8 years younger than both of these guys when he win the WWE title the last time
What did he mean by this?
No idea, Giga-Satan. Why does evil exist?
BATISTA IS SUCKIN WIND
who did this?
He's 50 years old, user.
If it’s no-dq does that also mean falls count anywhere? Maybe he misunderstood the term “falls”
>It's already a complete botchfest and Dave is already gassed
This is gonna make the Crown Jewel match look like Bret vs Austin
Crinfe
WHY IS HE ORANGE
WOAH THATS COOL
>WM 22 was 13 years ago
This match has been actually pretty solid considering these two guys
>helped put chain on
Dude is 50.
>your entrance budget is out, Hunter... OUT
So when does the old faggot kid wannabe interfere?
Or how much they jiggle when she's on all fours getting ding-dong diddly ding-donged
Never forget the masculine entrance
Triple H is going to bleed all over the place like a carny if this is his last match.
based XPbro
Someone's gonna write fanfiction of this shit
he is still wearing his faggy nose ring
ya seethe?
He's gonna turn on HHH and face him at the next Saudi show
it's so fucking odd and disorientating to see a match with two guys who look like wrestlers, even if they're both 50
oh boy, I can't wait to drive a hamburger car as KO
shawn has some pretty underrated bants
WHAT IS HHH
Yeah he was able to somehow be intimidating and fearsome despite his belly tat and how he'd dress in shit like white turtle necks and tight leather pants.
>paul booking himself this fucking strong
>mfw when I watched it on PPV
Need a source, boss
NO
NOT THE CHAIN
Bliss is so hot here
why are they pulling punches if this is supposed to be a real fight
yfw this match is still happening
Remember when Batista was raped in the Spring of '19
>DAD WALKS IN
PIPE WRENCH
I
P
E
W
R
E
N
C
H
CZW
HOLY SHIT AN user PREDICTED THE NOSE RING SPOT
Dave looks pale as fuck.
Remember guys, this is real not fake like all the other matches tonight.
so this this shit/piss break match right?
Oh boy, a slow prop brawl outside the ring between two grandpas. Just what I was hoping for
batista is the bad guy?
>tripleh fucked up with the toolbox throw and actually hurt batista
based millions
Orton putting the screwdriver through Jeff's gauge holes was better.
Haitch not letting Dunne upstage him from Friday night
Kino in the making.
BASED
based shao kahn
Holy cumola
That is some Jim Cornette shit.
that was awesome based triple h
CZW
christ this shit is never going to end. I'm done. I've been watching since 3 pm
It has a dick.
Imagine having a pair of channellocks and not grabbing barista's nose ring
>chair made no sound
Lol
This is going pretty far bros.
Bob can still go
twitter.com
that was some sick shit
Fuck off Yea Forums
Batista is prepping the bull
If HHH goes over on it, you pretty much know who wrote it.
Fucking kino
cringe
Is HHH the heel?
THIS FUCKING SUCKS
Shawn's commentary is unironically better than every active commentator on the WWE payroll.
>torture
I'm cumming
>Stealing Randy Orton's gimmick
WHAT THE FUCK
I thought Haitch was the face?
>how do we revive this dead crowd after that cringe entrance
>let us torture a man in-ring
Based Vince.
Soooo how come no one else on the roster gets to be this violent in NO DQ matches?
Cringe
Ian he apart of SaNiTy now?
FUCCCCK
>RIP OUT NOSE RING
>NO BLOOD
Vince come on
why is he even wearing a nose piercing in the ring?
lol Shawn is so fucking based
not anymore lel
>toolbox show
gardens of the house...
Bob was a clean living freak of nature.
>NOT HIS ANUS!
>TRIPLE H IS SHOVING THE KENDO STICK IN BATISTA'S ASS!
>BATISTA'S ASS IS GAPING!
LMAO MATCH OF NIGHT AND A MANIA CLASSIC HOLY FUCK LOL
I thought Haitch was supposed to be heel.
There's dumb gay shit and then there's this
this is retarded
THIS IS STUPID, I LOVE IT
THIS IS NOT WRESTLING
THIS IS SICK
THIS IS SICK
THIS IS SICK
THIS IS SICK
THIS IS SICK
As bad as some of them are, Shawn probably doesn't have to deal with Vince screaming into his ear as much.
WHY IS BATISTA SUCH A FUCKING SIMP WTF
Now that was actually kinda cool. Disappointing color though, but that was to be expected.
Isn't Triple H the face?
He has one on his weewee
>too old to wrestle properly
>has a garbage wrestling match instead
HHH needs to be fired
this is just retarded
>torture match
what a great match
>batista got a nose ring just for his nose to get mutilated by his former employer
WHAT A FUCKING A+ WORKER
Approved
>OH LOOK HIS NOSE IS BLEEDING
What the fuck is wrong with Batista's skull? It has fucking wrinkles in it
fucking kek
because its scripted dipshit
I will Door slam on dick if Trump Missile Drama happens on Wrestlemania again
This shit is Kino fuck you losers haha
>unscrews his nose ring while rolling out of the ring
fake and gay
fuuuuuck they are gassed already
>gassed already
what the fuck is this
HARD GAY
It's going to be a 30 minute match, too
Might as well get comfy
Loving this grandpa botch kino
With all those wrinkles on their heads they look like a couple of Shar-Pei puppies
cringe in the holy shit way
C
Z
DUB
Did Haitch tear a quad?
>Dave is so gassed that he have to rest in the chair
Damn son.
Zoomer - youtube.com
Boomer - youtube.com
Doomer - youtube.com
this is based but crowd is dead.
match is set in german video game settings, no bloody buddy
2 minute squash.
OH MY GOD PAUL PUT THE PLIERS DOWN IT WAS A WORK FOR A WRESTLING STORYLINE. DIDNT THE WRITERS TELL YOU BACKSTAGE?
rolling
>table doesnt break
>Batista randomly beating the shit out of Flair and complaining about everything for a month.
In what world was Hunter not the face in this scenario?
match of the year so far, not sure they can keep this pace up.
THIS IS KINO
THIS IS WRESTLING
THIS IS WRESTLING
THIS IS WRESTLING
THIS IS WRESTLING
Dick ring next!
And he’s pulling out more than the Prince Albert....
>yfw you're not in control
Is it really necessary to keep doing these torture matches just to appease the boomers?
ONE MORE RUN BROTHER
M8, her riding on top must be one hell of a view. I bet that more than one NXT indie guy have a private vid of that butt
Uhhh you guys do know that this is all fake shit right?
ITT: SEETHING INCELS NOT BEING ABLE TO HAND 2 ALPHA MALES GOING ALL OUT
this is fucking pathetic. OH WAIT I GET IT! They want to make sure the womens' match gets a good reaction so the filled the time between Kofi/Bryan an the main event with garbage
LMAO
>table still doesnt break
Did Dave skip leg day?
THIS MATCH IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!!
So who are we cheering for here? Soitista or Cunter?
What about the big corbs match
"WWA"
They’re in shock.
Orange man bad
Why are HHH's nipples erect?
Unless someone ends up with scissors in their neck, this match is garbage
>WWA
HBK please
Yes and that's a good thing
It sounds quiet there.
H not even the Alpha of his own family.
What is left?
So tired here already
you need to be high on meth to sit there for hours match after match
Triple H is a face. This is Paul Levesque
Heh, I-I knew that, right
>major movie star
>big rol
>you mean I'm not invisible when I watch you two kiss?
always cheer for the boss
I'm shocked you got it. Yes: jobber wins the first main belt, cue massive gap, jobber wins the second main belt, cue massive gap, shitter main event.
batista is fucking based
a wrestling move!
fucking workrate nerds seething right now lmao
I thought Batista was supposed to be the heel in this but the commentators are making Gaytch sound like the heel...
Not a big enough star to get a weight room in his trailer
Did Taker show up? Was he in biker garb? I chose not to watch mania this year.
he's like 50 years old man...
this is the worst match of the show.
HHH is killing the crowd as usual
eewww
crazy how miz and shane was the only good wrestlemania match
baron/kurt, finn/lashley. lmao
Corbs v angle
Intercontinental
triple threat
>Demon Finn vs Bobo
Squash match
>Angle vs Corbin
I expect a short match, but not a squash
>Women's threeway
Becky or Charlie wins,
All this hardcore and flippy shit is what’s killing wrestling. You’re shortening your careers for a cheap pop, you dummies. Austin and Rock blew the roof off the arena, and they never left the ring.
Batista looks like what I look like when I try to climb any staircase
Crowd is ready to go home.
Soitista btfo of Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth when it came to Gunn’s during he’s solidified face
Batista has Dune, Skwad2, Gotg3 etc etc, why risk injury here? $$$?
>They knew the crowd would be shit so they put HBK in for the entertaining bants
Sucks for the live crowd but good for us
This crowd is as gassed as Batista
Is he actually Paul Levasque right now? This is gay as fuck so far
Anons, I'm not sure but I don't think this is actually a shoot. Fit'na email WWE and ask for my $0 back on this illegal stream.
Angle Corbin
Bobbo Finn
Raw Women's title
Demon, Charles, and Kurtl
Can someone take the mic away from shaun? Damn he sucks.
Bros I'm not gonna make it
Guess the brass ring is not imaginary after all
Whoever wins, both fucking retire. This is complete shit. Its a saudi workrate match
>already
This match has been like 40 minutes
Same that’s all I care about
BOOMERS GO HOME
The Kofi-Bryan match was the crowd at it's peak. It's all downhill for the rest of the night bros
He looks less gassed than I thought he would.
the fuck you mean his legs are tree trunks
Has Triple H ever lost a WM match?
>6 hours
>3+ matches left
>wagecuck and Monday morning approaching
>HHH SUCKS AT WRESTLING
>WHERES THE WRESTLING
KYS WEEBS
reminder this match is real
For me, it’s Batista, fellow BernieBro
>this is the worst match of the year.
ftfy
Anyone hear that hentai chant for Haitch?
Crowd's just about Wrestlemania'd out I'd say
Based Cornette poster
hey HATERS
basedista and h goin at it, bud
crowd so quiet you can hear the people on the upperdeck
we could have had AJ vs Ricochet instead of this.
SHit I forgot about Angle vs Corbin, I hate that they stretch out WM till 1AM
Why do they keep calling him Dave? They never did this.
sucks for them, we still have more matches
He had a skit with pete davidson
4mins = 40min for boomers, so i guess you're right
u forgot the titties
crowd is ding-dong diddly dead
Probably would have more luck with the roster that was in Shimmer at the time. Multiple girls have said that when they weren't wrestling at the shows, they were just frequently naked backstage.
>le workrate
I hate zoomers so much
TWO GREAT ATHLETES IN PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION
cmon not even goldberg was this bad
Thank you
Holy fuck either Batista is selling being hurt or he can barely walk so gassed he is
>theres still more matches that the crowd has to sit through after this
Many actually
>Three losses to the Undertaker
>To Batista once
probably a few more that I'm forgetting.
> 3 matches to go still after this 40 minute HHH jerkoff session
This shits going all the way past midnight
Corny used to do tools and fake chloroform shit all the time though.
>GASSED GASSED GASSED
Wrestlemania 30
>2 hours left
>going past midnight
Hardcore is fine for part timers. What kills careers is WWEs fucking traveling 4 days a week
>Countering the pedigree into the kryptonite krunch, just like mania all those years ago
Absolute fucking poetry
Why did wrestling crowds get so shit?
>muh workrate
Fucking cringe.
Better version.
Who?
Batista is getting ready to build the best fort ever.
he has female hormones because of all the years of steroid abuse. It's why he can't produce sons
>gets tattoos of his dogs on his leg
Dave really is crashing and burning.
Dave is gassed as all hell. It's a wonder he can even lift Hunter at this point.
I Door slam dick if Trump Missile Drama happens again during Wrestlemania
its 8 retard
ELLA LE GUSTA LA GASOLINA
DAME MA GASOLINA
>spanish commentators shitting themselves
Meant for
BASED NO SELLING TABLES
I AM THE TABLE
table stronk
BATISTA HEART ATTACK INCOMING
>my older brother's already asleep
He's the one who invited me to watch this shit
It's not fun watching your loved ones get old
Batista genuinely loves wrestling
Why the FUCK is an intercontinental championship match so late in the night?
God that backbody drop was so obvious
>tables aren't breaking
What the fuck is going on?
Jesus Christ at this rate fucking Goldberg could last longer than these towo
There were so many matches they could have made instead of this. Holy fuck this is awful
lol no one gimmicked the table
Where have you been? He lost 3 times to Taker and as they mentioned againts Batista at WM 21.Or WM 30 against D Bry or WM 20 triple threat.
>bastista is taking all the hard bumps
Why?
he's actually a very good seller. I loved his matches with Cena. They both sell moves so well.
Choke me daddy
I AM THE TABLE
The fucking tables dude
G A S S E D
Table no-selling
Fucking Table it's going off script!
BASEDtista stood behind Gunn when all the fucking cowards turned tail. Even if you don't like Gunn, you have to admire Batista making an unnecessary, exceedingly career riskingly controversial stand backing James when no one would in Hollywood
10/10 dude
BASED TABLE
BASED JAPANESE TABLE
TABLE STILL WONT FUCKING BREAK
i'm about to fall asleep
THE DX CROTCH CHOP
>west coast indie shitters
You're time means nothing here.
3 way, Angle and ???
THE TABLE WINS AGAIN
Mathew pls
Am I the only one who kind of wants a special Monster Jam event where WWE takes over, and it becomes a real life version of Crush Hour?
KBH is so fucking shit on commentary
Doesn't it hurt worse when the table doesn't give
I AM THE TABLE
Damn I haven't had a snickers in like 5 years I think I am going to buy one lads
FYCK BROS THIS IS GETTING CRAZY
>dave this gassed
Those are some nice tables.
make the switch to ROH and indie groups fren, much more based and more crowd interaction!
I'm in the East Coast, just passed 11:00.
I AM THE TABLE
Luckily there is the raw HYPE of the womens championship to light the fire again.
Sucking wind desu
let's be real
finn balor will beat bobby in 30 seconds
kurt angle and corbin wont go for more than five minutes or kurt will die
Can we get a new thread? This thread is getting laggy
Batista is gassed!
Batista is gassed!
Batista is gassed!
SPANISH AND GERMAN ARE THE SAME LANGUAGE NOW
>THROUGH THE SPAN- THROUGH THE NAZI TABLE
>nose piercing Batista had on was a white stud
>hiatch pulls out a gold ring
nigger use google
Finn
dead crowd
THE SPANISH-GERMAN TABLE
AlsoAshley
lmao these tables are based
lost to seth a few mania ago
>This shits going all the way past midnight
mmmmmm based
also lmao at people who paid to see this horrible show live and are about to sit in 40 degree or so temps and rain for the last few shitty matches.
Balor/Bobbo for IC
its 5 here in hawaii
THIS ISNT THE TABLE TALKING TO BATISTA THIS IS TABLE TALKING TO DAVE
zoomer taste shut the fuck up
Fuck this, I'm gonna get some rice pudding.
I AM THE JAP TABLE
why is this crowd so shit, this is boomer kino
HHH and Michaels vs. Batista and Orton at Saudi
You heard it here first
So this shit is really going past midnight isnt it?
They gotta stop doing this...
HHH unironically delivers a better spear than roman
>HBK even oversells at announcing
Too old men fight. One trips on the ropes, the other has thinks his cringey mid-life crisis entrances are cool.
Who wins?
CERO CULO
I hope HHH snaps his fingers before he buries Batista. Please do this and save this shit match.
sledgehammer time
>Shimmer
Imagine our hugger butterface walking around in a tiny shirt and thong. This is keeping me awake during the current bash of grandpa vs drax.
They looked like they were slapfighting as if they're children lmao
>living in Commiefornia
That’s a yikes from me.
shawn sucks ass at commentary
BASED BOOMERS WORKING THE MELZTER WORKRATE DRONES INTO A SEETHE
They're too used to the Mexican table getting destroyed
me on the left
Oh no no no no the table is no selling
I AM THE TABLE
shit match
>Implying that Hawaii is nothing more than a Pacific military base for the US. Otherwise it doesn't matter.
the Demon Balor will squash Bobbo like he did Corbin, thats why
HHH working me into ding-dong diddly sleep
Why do they even HAVE a sledge hammer?
Gentlemen, I would love to get stoned to this match but I have a week left in the Marines
GOOD CALL
How many matches are left bros? 2 or 3?
8:00 here in the best coast. Eastfags are used to getting cucked.
>"ugh i'm tired i can't watch any more"
>tfw 3 weeks off work
>still got a bunch of magners left
marks. enjoy wageslaving tomorrow.
this shit thread is making my pc freeze
They make the big shows extra long so they can tell shareholders more hours of the network are being watched
Gain WWE Stock
Buy a Jew
Lose finances
God I have a headache from 8 hours of this shit, how do you assholes do it?
Batista has a healthier lifestyle for leaving wrestling and Paul's body is fuck up after decades of steroids
Ur cute
lmao this match is a fucking mess. It's the good kind of mess where it's such a train wreck you just have to watch, but still a mess.
a show used to be 3-4 hours tops. Some of them have been there since fucking noon
Fucking Sledgehammer. John Henry must work for the WWE
Eat shit nigger
qt fatty
>Democrat
>Bernie Bro
>Is loyal to his friends
>diversified movie roles so he doesn't get typecast
>impeccable fashion sense
>shreaded
>Won in MMA
Hunner
>married boss' daughter and screwed over everyone else
>petty
>big nose
>doesn't drink or party
>Reads Harry Potter
WOW! TWO a whole TWO sledgehammers!
Will DAVE grab one?!
>rubbing the sledge hammer up against his dick
What did HHH mean by this?
4
imagine the football!
You didn't hear? There's 2 hours left
SPEAR BY DAVE
How is Batista whiter than Haitch?
nice
>match is around 20 minutes
it can end finally now bros
this
I can't express how bored I am when someone is going through a table or they are using some kind of weapon
wrestle, you faggots
i think he has a very sarcastic voice. hard take him seriously
>two bald old men fucking up there bodies in front of a live crowd
This is just depressing. These guys used to be two of the biggest and best stars in wrestling. This is like watching a post 2000 Terry Funk Match
advil and booze
bros im falling asleep
roru
The crowd is literally going to sleep
this is kino
upgrade your shitbox.
Do it before trump puts Tariffs on Chinese tech
Batista's spear and spinebuster still looks good
Pre-game for a friend of mine who is at the event started around 09:00 EST. He left the hotel around 07:00.
Ultimate Warrior squashed him at WM12
Triple H runs the company. If he wants sledgehammers under the ring, he gets them.
Both of these guys are so fucking gassed.
>living on the west coast
Two of them
>people were unironically hyped for this "match"
>Fat and have a tat
I hope you have a heart attack soon
I don't blame you this shit is boring.
you sound like a dumb fucking boot
I was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 while having Wrestlemania on in the background. Finished it for the first time, but did I miss out on anything particularly special??
CHEKHOV'S SLEDGEHAMMER
>good call
>Batista mentions the sledgehammer in every promo
No shit there was going to be a sledgehammer.
kek
would slime this fat ding-dong diddly ringrat desu
WOOOORKRATE seethe more faggots watching this snorefest
Pls no
>sledgehammer under the ring
so fucking predictable
lmao these yearly boomer matches are absolute kino
Everything moves at 0.75x speed so my boomer eyes can keep up. Zoomers out, flippyshit manlets out
>crowd going to be absolutely dead for the main event
Based
this shit ding-dong diddly based, fuck everyone seething
enjoy your midnight sporting event NEETY
>kicked out
HHH wins
>people thing this is bad
>not realizing Kurt Angle and Undercarder is after this
Just wait you are going to be begging that this match goes on for 30 minutes more
NO FUCKING WAY
I don't know, probably some side quest lines.
Cute considering you have time left and I’m out this bitch keep seething faggot
Fuck Hunter
I hate that guy
these niggas are too old to be doing this shit, also crowd deader than a highschool gym
how big is batistas dick
THIS WEEK IS WHAT WRESTLING IS ALL ABOUT FELLOW Yea ForumsCHADS
THIS SHOW IS THE BIG TIME SO MUCH LARGER THAN LIFE
I want Gaytch to lose just so we dont have to watch these boring ass matches he has every year
they fucked up the spot
it was gonna be dead as soon as the womeme got the main event
nigga nobody cares you're a marine. Congrats you joined the shittiest branch of the military.
Guys I'm falling asleep, what should I do?
i've been absolutely entertained
Shawn's presence/ commentary has made it interesting
The most significant revelation of this match is that Batista has an old man wrinkly head.
im over this match
this is pure kino
This honestly. HHH/Taker HIAC made me almost cry
WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ROOTING FOR?
People couldn't give less of a shit
Your coast can catch fire or have a catastrophic earth quake at anytime.
I always knew Paul was going to shit out, but I'm kind of disappointed with Batista.
I hear the wave or a beachball
>people complaining about this
what is wrong with you faggots, there was worse shit tonight
Crack cocaine
man this match sucks lol
HHH is my favorite wrestler of all time but he's done man, please end him dave.
you're a witty cunt i'll give you that m8
*Hits you with sledgehammer*
*Slaps thigh*
damn so shane vs miz really is going to be the best match of the night
Just end this match already, holy shit
based
Bitches like Melina said that huge
>This is like watching a post 2000 Terry Funk Match
Fuck that really nails it. Also, Haytch is probably still feeling the effects of what happened to his pec in the Crown Jewel match
Why can't the fag audience shit on this like they did Show/Tista in WWECW
Carder isn't doing anything
AND HE KICKED OUT HOLY FUCK
waddle on back to your little subreddit you limp dick faggot
MAKE IT STOP
i gotta take a fat ogre shit but this match refuses to end
Shoot surprised that wasn't the finish.
Batista has the most deformed head wtf
Most boring match in Mania so far.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Based H putting this crowd to sleep right before the wimmin's match
Dave forgot to sell the stairs
WTF
STOP THAT MATCH
wtf was that half-assed pedigree
Jesus Christ, this should have been over 20 minutes ago
Holy shit, Batista just bounced off those stairs.
They just want to make fun of the old men
Whoever ends the match the fastest
BASED THE ANIMAL
kek Shawn starting to corpse this match
Being tired makes things appear worse
BASED DRAX
Well at least HHH knows how to kick out at 2.99 without making obvious and doesn’t look at the ref like his nxt shitters
>Still 3 more matches left
Batista is literally us
>kicked out of pedigree
Basedtista winning
>HHH felt for the fake finish meme
BASED MATCH
Please end this
How fucking stoned is HBK right now? What are these stupid fucking 3deep5me jaden smith quotes he keeps sneaking in?
TOO FUCKING FAR
TOO FUCKING FAR
TOO FUCKING FAR
TOO FUCKING FAR
TOO FUCKING FAR
please end this
i fucking hate shawn michaels
bonertista's got a chubby
>implying
kiss my salty ass boot.
My bladder is going to burst.
>Ending will be Batista winning, but Shawn super kicking him to have HHH celebration
Kurt is in much better shape than Haytch. He's not gonna have an amazing match but he can do better than this.
LMAO BASED AF DDT
shawn saving this match with terrible commentary my sides
2-day mania, fucking when ? Or fire half of the roster
Is Shawn having a stroke?
>flipshit zoomers seething at this match
Is Hunter's spray tan rubbing off on Batista's chest?
This is still going... fuck
Batista so we never have to see a cringy HHH entrance
Not enough flippy shit.
GOOD MATCH FAMILIAS
Is it weird to say that I know a guy on deviantart who does diaper fetish art that has the same art style as this pic?
One day, user. One day.
If they ever get the memo that Pamela can be a gold mine if she showed more skin.
it stinks!
Based art user
>pedigree
>you're to act like your head bounces off the mat
>Batista lands on his knees with his head a good two foot from the mat
>this is a man they call a world famous actor
forgot pic
Take a bump Yea Forums
Is there going to be a surprise with Kurt Angle?
>he didn't see pro wrestling at it's ABSOLUTE FINEST with Enzo and Cass invading ROH last night
I feel sorry for you user
>durr match bad because not enough flips
That was a shitty pedigree
Based assisted handstand
This match is based, you faggots are delusional.
Two old greats just beating the shit out of each other in slow motion, totally overindulging because they're living legends, it's everything wrestling has ever been.
HBK is so fucking based my god
Anyone gonna do God’s work and unplug HBK’s headset?
god damn those are some tiddies
This is match of the night.
The back of Batista's head looks like those feels guy big brain memes
What is wrong with Haitch's tits?
>Kurt Angle vs Baron Corbin
>Bobbo vs Fina Balorina
>Divas match
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm ding-dong diddly go to bed.
That bomb was fucking perfect dave bounced right off onto the mat jesus christ hunner
Why is batista's head wrinkled?
If you say this match is boring, you're a FLIPPYSHIT faggot mark who is too young to know what true wrestling looks like
HOLY FUCKING HHH BROKE DAVE'S HEAD AND HIS BRAIN IS EXPOSED
>democrat
Say no more. I'm team Haitch.
holy cringola reddit sucks
W O O
O
O
BASED NAYTCH
BASED NAYTCH
BASED NAYTCH
BASED NAYTCH
fuck flair looks terrible
RIC
BATISTA IS THE BAD GUY?
Ric gonna bury HHH
WOO
>stay away from dick, Ric
What did Shawn mean by this?
AWWW FUCK
WE STILL GOT TO DEAL WITH LASHLEY
>4am
>3 matches to go after this
WE NEED BLOOD
Naitch saved the day
LOL HHH WINS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAITCH GOES OVER AGAIN
Thank fucking god
BASH HIS FOOKIN HEAD IN
cut it too many times in the 00s
wrestling is back
Match of the night
Big Dave is taking some big bumps. I hespect it to be desu
THIS IS BASED, MATCH OF THE NIGHT
If they were 20 years younger I would feel a lot better watching this match, but as it is it's just two guys doing shit that their bodies can't really take anymore.
I could care less if you did 8 years faggot you spent that much more time in the slammer
fuck cunter
FLIPPYSHIT FAGS BTFO
Not a bad match
Man that was shit.
kek
batista can do this shit as a hollywood star but Rock can't even do a regular match when he comes through
>completely missed with the hammer
kek
He had a blowout
MY EXPECTATIONS WERE LOW BUT FUCKING HELL
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
BASED THE GAME
holy fuck that was awful. that was the worst mania match HHH has ever had. Yes including the time he got squashed by Warrior
Years of CTE and drug abuse has left him functionally retarded. I can't stand listening to him talk.
Holy fuck this show fucking sucks, what a shit match. Hopefully Vince, HHH, and Steph suicide themselves after this complete failure of a WrestleMania
I could do better than this and I was a mediocre high school wrestler
How much of a contrarian simp do you have to be say that was good
hahaha no he couldn't have taken half those bumps
No, because it's boring. I love Lesnar cause he's no bullshit no flippy shit straight up fucking up people.
This shit was like watching a fucking Terry funk match lmao
>Ric Flair is there
Gee, I wonder if Charlotte is winning tonight?
That was a good match
Batista vs Flair at Summerslam
>brain
That's muscle, he's a musclehead
>Batista took EVERY bump
This wasn't even a fucking match. It was just watching Batista taking all the bumps.
Got the rice pudding and the match is finally over based.
just why?
Flair just want to get back to his pyramid and get some rest
theres your flip marks
You know when Wrestlemania is every year, why not just take Monday off? I thought Euro's got more days off?
Kek, stupid Britbong.
I hope Randy comes out and RKO's all these gassed shitters for making us watch this
HBK commentary was based, best thing of the match
FUCK HAITCH
FUCK THIS COMPANY
god triple h made batista look like a fucking pussy
he fucking buried him
got some leftover indian food, should I get stuck in to keep me awake lads?
NAITCH AND HAICH SAVED WRESTLING ONCE AGAIN
I FUCKING HATE CUNTER GAYTCH
Not gonna lie that was a good spot
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HBK saved that match
And Ric Flair saved it too by that great run-in
is hunter literally just getting his wins back at this point?
when's he facing john next?
That wasn't awful.
squash match incoming
>gently taps batista
WOW he DROVE that hammer into him
So is Cannonball tits losing to dickless bex?
That really sucked. Would've liked to see Batista go out with an actual wrestling match instead of an indy "hardcore" garbage match like that.
Ew
ONE MORE TITLE RUN
Based Rick showing up for the royalties check
3rd best match after Shane/Miz and Bryan/Kofi.
ALEXA DOESNT LOOK HUMAN
holy shit this. he even did it again on the last one
Is Angle gonna die Y/N?
this match aint bad but we been watching this shit all day
Triple H in Guardians of the Galaxy when?
I think I just fucked up Yea Forums bros
>my widower dad starts watching with me
>"wow those guys are old now, I remember them from when you were a kid"
>answer without thinking
>"They are both older than you yet thousands of people are cheering for them, while you're just drinking another beer haha"
>dad gets silent, stands up and leaves
>mfw
What do I do? He only gets this way when he's thinking about mom
Reddit is fucking gay
Lmao was he going to kiss him?
in4bliss
Major cringe what the fuck was even the point
she got her titties out
based bliss
DAMN!
DAMN
DAMN TO THEM TITTIES
yeah I'm going bed after this last John Smiths
>miz former jobber team selling shirts for the ex champ
DAMN
It's official, that match was longer than Kofi/Bryan (24 vs 23)
>Baron Boring vs bald old man next
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Oh, a two-day PPV would be great, it can be like a festival, as they do 2 shows in two nights, maybe separate into RAW & Smackdown, maybe even a carnival on the daytime between shows, it can be like the Big Top Circus only it's badass
TRIPLE H
THIRD MOTN IN A ROW @ MANIA?
>HHH wins
Well you don't see this often
Based Bo
>pedo supporters btfo
DAMN
based bongolian
I WILL SLAM MY DICK on a Door if Trump Missile Drama happens on WRESTLEMANIA again
Austin is going to run in a stun both Corbin and Kurt shoot breaking both of their necks
>DAMN!
the appropriate reaction to bliss in that dress
>them titties
Why didn't Randy get involved in this storyline at all. Truely the Janetty of Evolution
In the shower with Bradshaw
DAMN
BASED JBL
based farooq
MORE HAITCH
>Bliss tits
HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGG
FUCKING BASED DAMN
BASED JBL
HAHHAHA WRESTLEMANIA I LOVE IT MAGGLE
>JBL replacing Renee
Based
WAY to much plastic surgery/filler, she's almost unrecognizable
Titty fucking bliss
J
BASED
L
BASED BULLY JBL
Looking like a rotten tomato
I thought the same think, kek
Bliss finally got her tits out
>ctrl+f "crige"
>506 results
What the fuck is wrong with you all?
Why is the demon wasted on bobo
HOLY YUMOLA
Lmao
I want to motorboat her tits and then chew on her nose
>bullies Mauro Renallo in your path
>Batista goes down from the sledgehammer
>gets back immediately for the pedigree
that's what i'm guessing, he knows wrestling is dead so he's just going to get all his wins back before it offically dies
How many guest commentators are we up to, holy fuck
Y
fat cunt just drink some OJ
Based Bliss tits
Why does simmons look like he gained 80+ lbs around his stomach
And now this cunt is back.
it's all makeup ya simp
Not for sexuals
bro.....
be a good son and put on one of her dresses and let him get a nut off
imagine the smell
marking out for JBL desu
Someone please take Corbin out and save this WM please
I dunno but i hope you get a stroke from watching this shit somehow.
you have turned heel on him, user its too late to go back now
Imagine Vince putting Bobbo vs Balor as the main event becaus ehe changed his mind.
>WWE SHILLING MERCH
what
the
fuck
We're not seriously getting Corbin vs Angle right?
Oi Bong
>Ramdom Autista jobber turns heel on his father
>Is the best thing to happen tonight
just casually say you're sorry tommorow, he prob thinks you're being a dick for no reason when you're just autistic
>BMJ on commentary
BASED.
Guys I am turning the tv off and crawling into bed. Shitpost me through the rest of this shitshow
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
liar
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shoot or work?
what is cm punk thinking about hhh vs batista match?
>book a farewell match as well as a "if x loses, they retire" match on the same show
>Kurt Angle vs literally who
>last match of his career
Who booked this shit
HAHAHAH MAGGLE I LOVE IT LOVE IT MAGGLE HE IS DABIN
you have to suck his dick bro, it's the only way to make up now
crinfe
>This is what a Blissful handjob would look like
I love it Maggle
>Corbin has one of the best entrances in modern wwe
>Never uses it at mania
I’m legitimately seething that my favourite wrestler of all time is retiring agains some dude in a suit.
> Alexas lips
Muh dick
I still think Cena should've been the one to retire Kurt. History and all that.
Looks like a sexdoll (and that's a good thing!)
user...wtf man...
BENOIT ABOUT TO RUN-IN
BASED VINCE GAVE KURT HIS PYRO
please give me carder
How long before Angle is back with TNA
This should've been Kurt vs Big Match John. First match for john-last match for kurt
THE MICS ARE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT FOR THE CROWD
what awful make up
Face reality user, it's over.
Mfw Angle unretires and wrestlers in Impact again in a year because of debts
>batista and HHH was match of the night
who would of thought?
cringe
where does Yea Forums rank KURT Angle all time?
>Only gold medalist
Mark Henry wasn't?
BIG DIMES Kurt with $300 worth or pyro at Mania to fill the expenses for that
Funny because Rotten Tomatoes rates movies xD
His old theme was better
Is this the last match left in Mania?
You could always just say sorry and make up some excuse for your response
The old wrestler has to build up the new blood this is how it has been since the days of old.
user fucking ethered
He's going to MLW next week
Prepare yourselves for "We Want Cena" chants
who else here always used kurt's pyro for their CAW in the games?
lmao, no one was cheering during that mach
How many pills/shots did angle take to get one last decent match out of his broken body tonight? Will he kill himself with a moonsault?
Lmao your dad sounds like a whiny faggot
boring corbin
balding corbin
The effects of a HHH match
Is that a goddamned VELOUR windbreaker?
Botox and lip injections aren't makeup
cringe
great choice of beverage
wot u fuckin want m8
bros..
BASED
Who cares?
Want to rape her eyes
Somewhere in the top 20 ever
Corbin is the last real heel in WWE
FUCK YOU HUNNER FOR RUNNING BASED KURT OUT OF TOWN AND RUINING SOME OF THE BEST YEARS OF HIS CAREER
He came last or close to it
>5+ hours into the show and they expect the crowd to want to see a Baron Corbin match, followed by a Bobby Lashley match
still for Balor/Bobbo, then womeme
>It's a normal match vs Corbin
what the fuck
>STILL you suck chants for the man's retirement match
Edge deserves the fucking rope
mark henry didnt win a gold medal he won the worlds strongest man competition
>match is actually happening
Why did they do this?
Not Olympic.
no, he competed in the olympics but he didnt win a medal
He can barely move
Mark Henry was an olympiad in weightlifting, not wrestling.
Holy shit he's broken
>WWE exclusively
Probably somewhere between 10-15
>Including other promotions
Between 30-50
Based heel promo, burying your jabroni dad
a person who hates Kurt
nope
finn vs bobbo
womens main event
Fucking hell Kurt can't even move around the ring
based heel turn
> in an alternate universe Benoit vs Angle happens in a double retirement farewell match
>getting worked by makeup
virgin detected
110% for sexuals
why is this guy "wrestling" in dress attire?
The shitty women's main event is still to come and some other match that will probably also be shit but I forgot because I've been drinking for 13 hours
>still doesn't even sell the pedigree
based dave
Dumb frogposter bringing the bantz.
>Baron Corbin
>new blood
He's been wrestling for 7 years now
Top 10
Or "We Want Taker" since they already got Cena earlier
I didn't pay attention to wrestling for a year does TNA still exist? last thing I know they lost their TV deal or something
>Trump Missile Drama
Explain
This is so obvious Taker is coming out to help Kurt
>pudgy fat chick body
>barely moving his limbs
Kurt why are you doing this to us?
How come everyone fighting just doesn't know how to do shit. Like retards playing pretend
He has to go to work after.
MUH DICK
corbin looks like an angry bistro waiter in that outfit
even if benoit didn't kill himself and his family I doubt he would have lived till now
>Two bald old men have a sad match where they look like the ghosts of their former selves
>Follow that with one more bald old man having a sad match where he looks like a ghost of his former self
u are a cunt son!
Based deep sex
Every single WWE news site said this match wouldn't happen don't forget that when you read that garbage
taker getting ready backstage
#HEEL
Bros... Kurt isn't really killing himself for this is he!!??
she was so cute 4-5 years ago. She didn't even hit the wall she became it. RIP alexa. I'll remember you fondly
His gimmick is a homosexual casual restaurant bartender
I can imagine Gaitch going back to gorilla after that trainwreck and all the young guys scared of pissing off the boss giving him a standing O pretending they didn't just witness the most boring botchfest midlife crisis they've ever seen
Remember when Kurt Angle could turn his head?
They should have done an angle with Kurt where he became a brainwashed anti-American, pro-Russian monster heel. Komrade Kurt.
I fucking love Corbin's vest attire. I hope he keeps it for the foreseeable future.
will kurt do a shooting star press?
>corbin saying "6" to let Kurt know the Deep 6 was next
neet
He is
His neck is so swollen.
>Corbin is really Angle's last opponent and Dean really is leaving
Well, I thought the WWE was pulling a swerve with these but they didn't disappoint about how disappointing they can be
KURT IS GONNA FUCKING DIE
Yea Forums here
why the fuck is this guy wrestling in a dress shirt?
Based Meltz said it would, he just didn't want to see it
why does the angle lock look so lame
3000 IQ booking.
Dimes
>even if benoit didn't kill himself and his family
he didn't, Kevin Sullivan did. You'd know this if you actually watched wrestling
Who will fill the moonsault void that Perc Angle is leaving behind?
kurt literally shrunk 3 inches this decade holy shit i feel so bad, i started being a huge mark for him in his early 2010s impact run. even went back and watched all of his kino wwe matches.
lol'd
i don't think they'll have taker ruin kurts moment
Last year, a Trump did oppose and caused Missile crisis that happened during Wrestlemania
>crowd dead
>matches getting worse as night goes on
>kurts last match already seen numerous times on raw
>going past 1 AM
Unironically the best heel in the E
Fuck me, this show was actualy decent through the Kofi/Bryan match, and then as soon as that one ended its been nothing but shit.
Could be that or the dozen surgeries and broken neck
>and a young guy with the charisma of a ghost
That was his plan, he wanted to die in the ring
NO DONT FUCKING MOONSAULT
BASED CORBS BURYING THE SMARKS
>I want your seed in my jewish womb, user!
Would you?
Kurt no.
how so? generally curious bout his health
No? ever since he won gold with a broken freakin neck he's only been able to see left and right by moving his body Resident Evil tank control style.
now you know why shitposters are just pathetic unoriginal retards.
because he was GM and dressed like an applebees waiter for a gimmick change
FUCKING ASSHOLE
RIP angle
Angle looks like he’s in constant pain
Fucking what
JESUS CHRIST KURT
KURT NO
well you called it user
What??
based angle putting over talent on his way out
Most likely the side effect of being passed around. Those shorts she use during house shows probaby contain more spunk than the nutsack of a gorilla.
INTENSITY , INTEGRITY, INTELLIGENCE
BASED Corbin
LMAO
BIG HEAT CORBIN
WOW HE ACTUALLY DID IT
Gotta go out on your back
CORBIN WINS!!
that was fucking pathetic. It didnt even make corbin look good
BASED CORBIN
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literally why
ASP BTFO ONCE AGAIN
was that noelle foley?
kurt landed really awkwardly there.
fuck this whole match. he deserved better.
Why is kurt wrestling a waiter?
Why's Ambrose leaving?
I said Corbin was gonna win it
Wow. Kurt deserved better than this.
REDDIT SEETHING
WOULD I
Are you fucking serious?
>Perc Angle
Not gonna lie pretty old school of Kurt to go out on his back. Based
Oh it's the Bailey reaction guy again
Why do wrestlers like to go out on their backs?
>this entire Mania outside IIconics winning and the Nash rape segment
In the end Vince always wins
went out on his back like a true worker.
LOL
the fuck was that shit match?
Why is everyone shocked? There is no value to have Kurt win
they was DEWEY YOU SICK FUCK
well
that was kurt angles last match
.... lol
This fucking company
Angle no
Either way all of us failed predictions
WHY?
Well
Bex is definitely winning now after that shit
Oh no...
but Yea Forums is a big breakfast corbin board
He probably means the state of his brain.
It helps build up a young guy so the product can go on after they leave.
"you suck" chants actually unironic now
Fucking Angle almost killed himself with that moonsault. Is it really worth it?
All this heat they're investing into an actual shitter. If this doesnt prove WWE is lost to edrones i don't know what really will.
"giving back to the business"
better than carder vs bbd to be honest
JUST FUCK MY LEGACY UP
>that dude in the crowd wearing air pods
What the fuck?
>Making Kurt actually have to speak to the crowd after losing in his final match
The fuck? The crowd is fucking depressed after that shit.
Why waste that on Corbin?
Nah, let's do that butt
He had a massive amount of brain damage and he was gassing hard his entire career. His heart probably would have exploded or he would have just killed himself.
Has Kurt Angle said the three I's since he came back? I feel that is more memorable than "you suck"
I LET YOU NIGGERS HAVE KOFI SHUT UP
YOU SUCK
god look at these people crying, get a life
b-based kurt goin out like a worker should...
>corbin can now say he retired kurt angle for the rest of his career
based angle for giving the young guys a rub
Bobbo next
>CORBIN WINS
>KOFI WINNING FOLLOWED BY NASH GETTING HIS RAPE TITLE BACK
>TRIPPLE TRUMP BEATING LIBTARDFAG BATISTA
BASED WHITOIDS WIN AGAIN
that was fucking appalling. Vince should be ashamed of himself. I'm legitimately upset
>cena comes back for WM only to bury elias
>kurt puts corbin over in his final match
good guy kurt
that DEAD SILENCE
BLEACHED
unless you're a faggot like Verne Gagne you're supposed to. Although this shouldn't have been against fucking Corbin.
Kurt's the only one willing to put Corbin over
is this a serious question or are you working us
jesus fucking christ
His body is like twice the size of his arms, he deserved it
see ya, Kurt! thanks for everything!
The greats go out on their back.
>No Jason Jordan with the rest of the kids
He's never coming back is he
>tfw there was no fun swerve
>all these simps getting worked by the best heel in the 'E
A lof of them start out on their backs too, like Nash in '92 before they fipped him over.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? THEY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB. THEY CANT EVEN GET A LAST MATCH RIGHT???
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
they really just did him like that
YOU SUCK
i'll miss you..
Based,i'll remember you like this
And the moment is a flat line because WWE can't mic the crowds because of all of the booing
Usually supposed to be a passing of the torch or just to put over new talent.
Unless your El Santo levels of over, it's the right thing to do.
lmao at that pathetic fag crying
cringe
Corbans feet are so big it does not look like Angle is wrenching them.
Niggas feet are almost as wide as Angles chest. Big Dick Baron
He's crying. I can't handle this bros
People pretending not to understand this is dumb
FUCK YOU VINCE
FUCK YOU HAITCH
HE DESERVED BETTER YOU ASSHATS
BASED
Why Cena didn't come out?
im a bit teared up, fuck vince
Looking forward to Wrestlecon next year where Kurt Angle wrestles PCO in a cage match
18+ you're supposed to lose your last match
That's a sorry ass match
Hopefully have Boobs McBob squash Finn fast so I can list to Joan Jetter
Why would they want him to go out like this? He should have won this is so stupid
time for the demon finn balor
oh no
This would make sense if Baron Corbin was Matt Riddle or anyone but Baron Corbin
MFW I marked out for Angle as a boy. MFW everyone from my childhood is retired except for HHH
nice camel toe :33
BASED BOBBO
I mean, he is still a greater success than almost anyone else there for having an Olympic gold medal, but that was kinda shitty.
LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONEEEEE
that is the worst mania match in history. corbin will get no push for this and will be jobbing to hawkins by backlash. what shitty wayt to retire an american hero. fuck vince, fuck stephanie, and fuck cunter
BOBBO TIEM
>Corbin is now the most hated man in WWE
this is exactly what vince wanted
Based
Hey, I just noticed something, they didn't get a big Wreslemania Logo on the front of the stage this year, isn't that weird?
fucking based
haha do you have pictures of Baron Corbin's feet
Big dick Bobbo vs Demon Twink
so what do they do with corbin now?
Bobbo is gonna job so hard
Chris Benoit's heart was 2X larger than the average heart he was a heart failure case waiting to happen ontop of the CTE
DEMON TONGUE
because cena is just a meme, they never have a great rivalry
It's absolutely mind-boggling that Thuganomics Cena comes back the same night as Kurt Angle's last match, but they somehow are completely separate and have nothing to do with each other. Putting over new stars only works if they actually get over. Corbin had plenty of heat already and Elias just got buried.
Squash match incoming
Corbin needs to get a push now or this was for nothing
>Implying he isn't going to AEW
hah right?..........right?
He's a washed up druggie with a twig for a neck
I want to see bobby squash the fuck out this gay ass face paint wearing twink
Damn Lashley is huge
How long is this show? Not that I'm complaining.
BOBBO TIME
>those Bobbo contacts
fuck. whats with Bobbos eyes
No, that's still Roman.
Let's be honest,Kurt was running on fumes in these last years,i'm surprised he even tried a moonsault
Usually wrestlers lose the last match before they retire
WHY IS THE CROWD SO AUTISTIC HOLY SHIT, INSTEAD OF CHANTING YOU SUCK, CHANT ANG-LE YOU STUPID OBESE RETARDS.
MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN
BALOR SUCKS
>LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY NO REACTION
GOLD EYES BLACK DRAGON
Dude all these champs coming out first...
>bobbo now wearing white contacts
lol
10 minute le demon entrance
but it will result in nothing for corbin. he is, was, and will be a jobber
7 hours
POST THE WEBM
>Why would they want him to go out like this? He should have won this is so stupid
No he is not you faggot. The best wrestlers go out building up younger talent. Him winning would mean shit. By doing this he shows he is a class act and you should respect him more. Guaranteed when HHH goes out he will take whoever is on top and destroy him because he is a piece of shit.
GO BOBBO
After this is the women's match I think
What are the chances this match is longer than 3 minutes?
Loved Kurt out side of his WWE work, but holy shit do I love this ultra heat for Corbin. What a great victory.
>those incredibly lame as fuck "scary" contacts
>two old men have sad fight
>one old man has sad fight
>lashley fights the lgbt community
>womeme triple threat
what a pathetic end to mania
We're getting old, bros....
Noone gives a shit about Corbin, its just Vince being a petty shit
Bobbo's getting squashed isn't he?
>Lashley wearing colored contacts
I appreciate him trying to do something different since he's going against the demon
This demon entrance is fucking cringe.
After this is the main event right?
You realize the "you suck" chant accompanied Angle for all his career?
Kurt should have issued an open challenge to anyone and have Cena come out like in his debut and win this time, and then Kurt actually shakes his hand after the match because in their first match he refused to shake Cena's hand. Could have been kino desu
Neither of the last 2 matches even have the potential to break past 2 stars. Now that the dust has settled, what do you rate this Wrestlemania?
For me, it's a 1.5/10.
Listen kid, Corbin is the future whether you like it or not.
DEMON
WE IN HERE BOBBOBROS
WWE gave him a MITB win.
If he goes off TV, gets a new gimmick and gains 20 lbs of muscle he can look like a main eventer
Is he wearing contacts?
What are they trying to do with Elias? Are they worried his character is over but he can't wrestle?
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE WEBM OF DEMON BALOR COMING OUT OF NIA JAX'S BUTTHOLE? I SAW IT YESTERDAY AND DIDN'T SAVE IT.
>not You Rock
live crowd is retarded
HOLY FUCK
BOBBO SHOULD BE WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION
I need to ask you people something:
Is Balor still getting pushed because he gets fuccboi merch sales from women?
Obviously Corbin keeps getting high profile matches. Vince loves him because he's home grown
Yes, go to bed if you wish
Is Bobbo one of those so-called "good" blacks?
it would be fine if corbin had any future but he is nothing more than shieldetty fodder unfortunately
BASED BOBO POSTER
where are my /vp/ posters
why is the IC match so high up the card?
Lashley is.
this....why not use owens or nakamura or even fucking brock to gain heat from this...corbin is worthless, he gets jinder heat and will only continue to get jinder heat
This guy gets what Kurt and all retiring wrestlers who went out on their backs did. Kurt gave Corbin mega heat to work.
how is loud as fuck. It works as a shitty ear protection
CRINGE
Statistically, Balor doesn't lose when he has the demon paint on
>IC champoion above the fucking main belts
OHN ONONONONONONON
I don't disagree that Corbin is a shit choice but I believe it was Kurt's choice and they probably are buddies behind the scenes.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
where to stream niggas
I think even Kurt knows its over from an in-ring perspective. Unless he has Flair level debts to pay, he's not doing anything outside of managing, authority figure or agent roles.
this lol
The rasta guy from last night
Is Demon a step up or down from the Gaylor Club? This is pretty cringe but at least it's not sucking a dick
So what exactly is Lashley's Gimmick?
is there any credence to brock trying to walk out of wrestlemania yesterday or was that a work?
I can't stop laughing, how pathetic
are traps gay?
Big Yikes
Bobbo deserves it, even if he's gonna get squashed.
He doesn't look scary. He just looks retarded.
How can a guy who goes by "the demon" be the face?
Stupid sexy Balor
Ya'll should be embarrassed for liking this shit
idk
rite ere lad
>*glides toward you*
You know seeing Finn Balor as the demon again is freaking great, I mean I love it, I think that's his main hook, not that neon spencers logo crap... but it also makes me wonder where is Kane now and how is doing?
he should switch places with Kofi
HOLY FUCKING BASTE
giga nigga
because they want people to re-energize after the Kofi win
Yeah but
>On wrestlemania
Works better this way. Crowd was awake for main belts.
Dead for this.
uhhhhhhhhhhh what's the main event again
Balor and Becky Lynch are the last 2 matches of Wrestlemania. Who would have guessed Balor wouldn't be the one in the main event.
THE GAY COMMUNITY
Brock was tired, they wanted to wake up the crowd with Kofi.
wtf is with bobbo's eyes
No, but that thing isn't a trap
Angle can barely speak anymore,he's Foley levels of worn down.
The faggots in the audience bought tickets to Mania headlined by women. They probably didn't even see Angle when he was good because wrestling was too offensive then.
He's never struck me as bad. He's not good, but he's on the same level as other midcard shitters like Jinder. They just don't know what the fuck to do with him. They don't like him enough to push him to the top, but they like him enough that they don't want to bury him by having him lose a lot or being put in programs with shitters.
5+ hours at 100 dB can cause hearing damage, might as well use something
You e-drones have now been watching WWE for 6 hours and 38 minutes
Do you even realize this?
How did the Demon gimmick literally get worse? How has his NXT entrance topped every mania/PPV entrance what the fuck
>it's a demon squash
Being a big roided nigga
Corban is a big slow guy. Angle was so fucked he had to wrestle with a slow guy otherwise he would have looked even worse.
Corban could get legit if he gained muscle
incoming squash
You're getting worked.
Bobbo is best black
Balor putting manlets in their place.
He's a really big, strong scary black guy. That's it, that's all it is. It works.
demon balor’s cyber goth headdress is cringe as fuck
Did Fin wear paint in NJPW
>we're running behind so let's get all our shit in 5 minutes: the match
He is basically male Lacey Evans right now.
>wearing blackface
did uh
no one think of this?
the beard ruins what can be done with the demon paint
Where's Simon? I haven't seen him all night.
I’m gonna puke
Why doesn't Balor change his moveset when he's in EPIN DEMON mode?
Say what you will about Cody, he had the decency to do it as Stardust
The only remains from the attitude era are Haitch,Rhyno,Goldust and the Hardy Boyz.
Vince putting over other micks
Damn, Rowlett looks like that now?
Jesus Christ did Bobby become a fucking sith lord?
I WILL slam my Dicc if Trump Missile Drama happens during Wrestlemania Again
Can't believe Bobbo got 'Norted
lol
80k people and you can hear a pin drop
So who is Carder going to fight?
>Implying I was dumb enough to actually watch the whole thing
I started late and have been alternately watching youtube and shitposting during most of these matches
Yes, with the style of Venom
this mania is pretty trash
Demon doesn't lose, dumb niggers
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE WEBM OF DEMON BALOR COMING OUT OF NIA JAX'S BUTTHOLE? I SAW IT YESTERDAY AND DIDN'T SAVE IT.
THIS SHOT WAS FUCKING KINO JESUS CHRIST
HE BETTER KEEP THOSE CONTACTS AND GET BOOKED TO THE MOON ONCE HE DROPS THE BELT
spoopy
he defended Trump's honor at Mania 23 so yeah he's based
HOLY FUCK THAT SPEAR
I think it would add to his character that he was an army Infantryman, 11B, and I believe worked at the army combatives center or whatever it's called now.
But that would make sense so they'll never bring it up.
everything in Wrestling is cringe, it's for kids, it's only cool when you believe it's real
Black lesnar
Yea but the gimmick that it was a demon possessing him started in NXT
>two black guys getting their asses beat by a white guy in blackface
black people are only afraid of ghosts not irish demons
now that was a nice spear spot
BASED BOBBO SPEAR
KEK Micheal Coles dead
Bobbo is so based.
I don't like this version of Bobbo bros...it scares me
I thought Golddust was retired?
DAT SPEAR
Holy fuck bobbos spear
Retard, they meant what you're saying.
Spooky
Based Bobbo rescuing the show
dimes. pure dimes.
Yeah
I don't know how anyone can take Bobby Lashley seriously after he flew under the ring in the greatest royal rumble
Cole's voice is going
why is Isaiah Thomas at WrestleMania?
The "You Suck" chant was a natural reaction to his original heel character. It never made sense to me to chant it while he's a face.
YES HE DID IT
He's mayor now
That's what happens when you book matches in reverse,modern WWE is 100% clueless on how to make a good card.
HOLY SHIT THAT POWERBOMB
C'mon
i.imgur.com
BLACKED
Having to keep reminding myself this is WrestleMania, cause the event itself doesn't feel like one
Bobbo is supposed to be fren, guys. Why our fren have yello eyes?
They're afraid of books too.
they did that when he came back. It sucked.
>1 year since bobby came back
Is he gonna stay?
Cole needs to chill
Wow that was fast
I see KH3-user stuck around instead of finishing the game
what is it with these 5-minute matches?
R-Truth was too as K Kwik. Big Show and Kane haven't officially retired either.
BOOOOOOOOOO
BOBBO SQUASHED AND BURIED
Your thinking of Ezekiel Jackson
in time he decided to own it
Fucking lame.
NOOO BOBBO
>curb stomps black guy and takes his belt while decked in black face
pottery
BURIED
U
R
I
E
D
BOBBO BLEACHED
kek
I think he is still under contract
that's it?
bobbo got squashed frens...
NITRO GRILL TIME
fuck this, if anyone wants to meet up I'm the one in a YOSHI HASHI shirt eating a Superbrawl Steak Sandwich
Lmao twitter is SEETHING at Meltzer for spoiling the WWE title match
Why did Rush not break up the pin?
Why are they hot potatoeing the IC belt?
Demoncrats are the real racists
Based Demon
>manlet beats gigganigga
i will just never be able to take fin balor seriously
Triple H's Mad Max car was fucking awesome
that was the basketball nigger you fucking racist
Well, that was quick
lol nice
Because its 20 minutes to midnight
yet here you are
>went to get a drink
>came back
>balor won
wtf
AEW and UFC kek
Finally Joan Jetty is live
WM can begin and Rondetty can win to end :3
holy fucking based, maybe it will end before 1am after all
blacks right now
Now that Finn has the IC title back, will thirsty Alexa be after him again?
You're thinking of Kofi Kingston
A black guy won WWE title racism is dead my guy.
Eh, okay Mania, started good, ended slow, 5/10
Good night folks
>booboo
It's shit tier. Shane match was good Cena segment was alright and 92 Nash revenge was top tier bantz. Rest of the night has been fucking awful.
gotta get to Becky
Michael Cole's voice is cracking now.
You can thanks HHH for that
lol Cole's voice is going out
I can't even remember what the Saturday night show was called back then but K Kwik was king of it lol.
Rey Mysterio did it all the time and it was convincing
SHOW BOBS
>being connected to the internet when there is shit you dont want spoiled?
FUCK FINN MANLET
>the slums of Jersey
I live in NJ fuck off. Newark represent.
Why did Balor bring out the demon for Lashley but not Lesnar?
He was heel for 90% of his career
BASED BLISS TAKING OVER WRESTLEMANIA
remind me again why (in kayfabe) balor didn't use le spoopy demon against bork
>Oh My Goddess reference
what the fuck
>twink with face paint beats bobbo
I WANT LEXI TO STEP ON MY BALLS
good, twitter is for faggots and you should stay off it if you don't want wrestling spoilers.
>roided nigger loses
>WTF BAYLOR SUX
fucking zoomers
ALEXA BLISS MUH DICK
kek what a bunch of faggots
don't follow dirtsheets if you don't want shit spoiled
OH MY GOD NOT THIS CRINGY SHIT AGAIN, JUST GET TO THE FUCKING MATCH
>fireworks for an attendance announcement
why?
Cole's voice on its last leg
Bliss kinda has thick shins. Anyone else notice this?
Bliss looks so fucking good tonight
AEW BTFO
I'm actually not him lmao, I've never even been on Yea Forums before this
Who's watching this shit with based Russo on the side?
RECORD BREAKING
WE CAN'T STOP DRAWING DIMES, LADS
Actual number is 56,225.
Welp, it's been fun shitposting lads.
But fuck this shit. Ronda or Charlotte winning anyways.
I'd love to rub Lexi's legs and see how soft they are
It's to even out Kofi winning so there's no claims of bias either way
>that guy marking out for Balor
baste
> oooooh my goddess
> Another fake attendance record
> Crowd dead
> Seatfillers in place for people leaving early to beat traffic
Don't the record break every year?
What's this, Alexa's 3rd outfit of the night?
Finn come on, you're sexy as hell but your tongue is too fucking wide ya potato nigger. You need a thin long tongue to do the Demon lick gimmick.
Based Meltzer
nice worked numbers ya simps
TARPFAGS BTFOD
Demon Finn confirmed for highest power level in Wrestling history
do you think she fucks her pig?
>WWE champ is a nig
>IC champ is a faggot
So progressive
>in kayfabe
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER
Cause it's easier than paying for wrestler health insurance.
>that's it
Jesus Christ just get on with the main event
This is a really elaborate Kit-Kat promo.
based
Was it Metal?
BASED TRUTH
Can AEW sell 83k hot dogs?
R TRUTH!
DING-DONG DIDDLY GIMMIE DA GREENLIGHT
I’m sleepy just start the match already
is there a better png of this?
I'm not watching....has Cole been doing commentary the entire time tonight?
Work or shoot number?
PITBULL PERFORMS!
checked
they bought to much in bulk
THE WALLS DOWN
>dat see through outfit
What was your MOTN anons?
For me, it was probably AJ/Orton
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE WEBM OF DEMON BALOR COMING OUT OF NIA JAX'S BUTTHOLE? I SAW IT YESTERDAY AND DIDN'T SAVE IT.
mad max is literally gay
>i think it's time for a piss break
See how everyone floss.
>82k of cringe
>bobo buried by a literal homo
>bork buried by a former gay porn star
>womyn maineventing
>bobo vs brock isn't the main event
the state of this company. Smarks were a mistake
Oh god this lame shit
THIS IS FUCKING PATHETIC
except for the preshow
what
HOLY CRINGE
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
WE FORTNITE NOW
Oh God and cringe
CRINGE
based R
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
Velocity or before that?
CRINGE BREAK!!!!!
DAMN WWE LOOKS LIKE THAT?!
We don't want to see a nigger and a coal burner doing fortnite dances
>Oh my goddess!
bruh that's already a manga
FUCK THIS SHOW
Nitro Grill time, getting a Superbrawl Steak sandwich in my YOSHI HASHI shirt if anyone wants to meet me there
how many plants?
Do a religious angle, have Lio Rush be some born again converter and have his man the Almighty Bobby Lashley, the modern day Sampson, God’s Chosen Champion, convert fellow heathens in a black folks baptist sort of way. In ppv’s have a tub of water for him to dunk his opponents in afterwards to “baptize” them. Or is that sort of thing not politically correct anymore.
>we want the zoomer audience
Seething nu-japan neckbeard
Nah senpai I'm good. Kofi won earlier
FUCK WWE HOW CAN E-DRONES ENJOY THIS SHIT
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
This is awful
>flossing
kys
Dammit, I was afraid they was gonna do some fortnite shit.
that went over well
BASED MIZ TAKING OVER THE WOMEN'S MATCH
lol just
We've ascended past cringe, we're in uncharted territory now
>THAT WAS THE ENTIRE SEGMENT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
DUDE FORTNITE LMAO
>break
NO FUCK OFF I WANT TO SLEEP
it's 5:45 here
jesus christ book less matches
you can start by cutting out all women's matches
wait Rey and Joe got a shorter match than that segment ?
WHY
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS FUCKING INDUSTRY
Are they trying to make the show worse? Do they want to kill the crowd so the women dont get over for some reason? jesus
The kayfabe reason was just that he wanted to prove he could beat Bork without the demon.
this is the onions filled audience they cater to. wrestling is over.
HHH/Batista
Nothing of her winning the women's battle royale?
>dance break
>cuts to a break
kek
wtf I thought it was gonna be JeriGOAT
BASED TRUTH SAVING WRESTLEMANIA
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
That was legitimately one of the lamest things I've ever seen publicly done.
no tom has been in for the SD matches and some other shit
Lacey had better interfere in this next match.
Wtf is this?
It was damn good too
Shut up you Amish looking goat fucker.
while she flosses?
R-truth is like 50 years old
they all look the same to me
Shit like that is for the exhausted/hyper 12 year olds in the audience. Not you.
>pirates
The one in the front, the pale one, he reacted when takerost at mania to lesner. Go back. I question now if anyone is real
>pirates of the wwean
>kairi theme
>Mania 36 on Tampa
Kairi confirmed main even.
>82000
>record
PIRATE MANIA
>Tampa bay
>Pirate themed
Is Kairi confirmed?
Did they just tell me to pirate Westlemania 2020?
god this redhead bitch is so fucking annoying0
KAIRI VS LESNAR CONFIRMED
what happened? i wasn't paying attention
>not using the Yea Forums menu
BASED DANCE BREAK CHADS
Turn off your streams right now.
The show is over.
Don't watch this women's shit.
That's the best WM theme in years
lol havent seen this but sounds dope
Time for a piss break
Based pirate wrestle mania gonna be where Christian goes into the HOF
>you in charge of listening
>Wrestlemania
>Pirate theme
Kairi, it's your time.
Welp it’s time to go to bed fellas.
It’s been fun
Holy crap there was a WCW themed Bar & Grill, why hasn't someone made a Monday Night RAW Bar & Grill?
>Cruiserweight
>Raw Tag Team
>Universal
>Women's Tag Team
>Intercontinental
>WWE World Heavyweight
>possibly both Women Championships
Might be a record?
Based Torrieposter saving the live thread
BASED PIRATE MANIA
BOOTY GOING OVER
Seriously, why do people even give this fuck attention?
He's a troll con artist - like if Heyman had money again
night gents
>Tampa
DING-DONG DIDDLY BOUT TO HEAD TO MANIA BROTHERS, I WILL CUM INSIDE ANY TRAPS THAT WANT TO MEET UP
NELSON'S RIBS BRINGING IN THE BIG DIMES, FIGURE 4 FAJISHITS BTFO
Undercarder is going to challenge Ronda over the best pure strikes
the record for metlife stadium you simp
>PIRATE BASED WRESTLEMANIA
KAIRI MAIN EVEN NEXT YEAR BROS
No taker?
>2020
I'll be 20 years old lads, I can't accept this
Bork vs. Kairi at 36
God this is the most meme wm ever
It's for the Buccaneers
>Kairi
>not Paul Burchill
Fucking waifufags.
BASED KAIRI IS GOING TO MAIN EVENT AGAINST BROCK NEXT YEAR
christ. here we go again.
>unzips
the best part of this show is just looking at Bless's body
Before that. Shotgun or something like that. Came on at like 12 am
Kairi has to be getting a big push before next year right?
>no brock
so whos shes facing?
Based and Piratepilled
BEX!
Goodnight guys. Turning this shit off now. Nobody cares about this match. Fuck you, Stephanie.
What is it with the USA Network and faggot WWE/Normie shows nobody with a straight mind would watch?
OIM TUFF M8
THERES REPORTS BACKSTAGE THAT BECKY'S HEAD IS SHAVED WTF
>Tampa Bay Mania
KAIRI GOING OVER NEXT YEAR!!!!
Charlotte goes over. Becky seethes.
I’ll be 46
sauce?
If Becky wins then she's the next Stone Cold, if Ronda wins then she's the next Y2J.
If bolted tits wins then means she's a Flair.
KAIRI VS BROCK CONFIRMED
You fucking child.
IT'S HIS TIME
It was Metal
youtu.be
Lynch wins, we can all log off and go to bed now
twitter.com
The Iconic duo is cute
Let's go Charlotte!
Rain is about 20-30 minutes away
WE MADE IT BROS! IT'S THE MAIN EVENT!
GIVE ME A (You) IF YOU SOME HOW STAYED AWAKE AND WATCHED THE WHOLE THING
Rollin
what is finn indicating by this?
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE WEBM OF DEMON BALOR COMING OUT OF NIA JAX'S BUTTHOLE? I SAW IT YESTERDAY AND DIDN'T SAVE IT.
i will post this until someone helps me out
based. would do the same but the botches should be shitpost fuel atleast.
LYNCH A CUTE
a bunch of bitches main eventing? wtf?
(you)
What matches are left? Don't tell me its just women shit?
What a fucking joke
>tfw have to stay here on this earth one more year
Thanks.
Hulk Hogan had a spaghetti restaurant (Pastamania). He promo'd it during the first Monday Night Nitro: youtube.com
Unfortunately, wrestling themed restaurants are not a big draw.
Irishfag here
Just an FYI - even though a few newspapers are reporting on becky, literally nobody here cares if that helps you all.
I'm sorry she's in this match
"I wasn't hand picked"
What a horrible angle for Becky of all people.
Odds on Empress interference post-match?
Becky lynch better win.
How many of you actually tuned out? I'm just shitposting and reading
god i wish that were me
Of all the black people WWE has had, why the fuck was KOFI KINGSTON the first black WWE champion? He's been nothing special his entire career. At least give it to someone who is good.
I'm not drunk enough for this bros
wait wtf this the main event?
>womens werestling main event
>tfw I'll be 21
Based zoomer
> The show will close with SCSA raising Beckys arm
what thread was it
Turning off now. See you guys tomorrow in the Raw thread
thank you friend. i hope you had a good wrestlemania.
see
BASED CHARGOAT
see you tomorrow Yea Forums
CRINGE
BASED BECKY AND BASED WOMENS MAIN EVENT
hopefully the helicopter crashes and kills Charlotte and hundreds of fans
0450 here
>charles falls and dies
how hard would you pop?
>yfw helicopter crashes
>I was handpicked
>I was not handpicked like you
They lay this garbage on too thick lmao, not even bothering to watch this shit
you had 8 hours user
>IT CRASHES
fuck i thought charlotte was getting owen harted.
If you watch this last match, which is not the main event, you are a fucking loser.
Start drinking’, Lincoln
toasting in a epic bread
My seventh hour is about to start user, only had one energy drink as well. Have to get up in 5 hours lmao
>I'm going to tap out!
What did she mean by this?
Wait wait wait
CHARLOTTE
CANNONBALL TITS
BOLT ON CHAMP
She gets the special entry?! What about based Hunter? I guess he's the cuck
MOONSAULT OFF THE HELICOPTER COWARD
>it ain't me starts playing
>CHEESE?!
Be grateful you aren't 26 yet.
She's literally a Bog now wtf
All I know is that Hunter’s Pirate themed getup is gonna be amazing
what the fuck is this
This is so cringy.
i hope charlotte wins. let ric die happy.
Dubs and Charlotte suffers career ending injury tonight
>Helicopter footage for 1 minute
>lands outside
What's the point?
So the next wrestlemania is in Somalia huh
Can't wait for NYC to riot when Charles wins the match.
There was WWE NY in the attitude era
I've been here since the first Pre-game 0 thread and I don't think I've watched an entire match all the way through.
>You deserve it
>*7 claps*
I was hoping that was going to be Ronda getting the helicopter entrance
Based Entrance
Heliocopter propellers don't stop that fast what the fuck are they trying to pull.
>tfw never got to try Hulkster spaghetti
It hurts
laughing at how hard sasha banks is seething watching this
>not a jet
Anyone else rooting for a happening and the copter crashing and killing a hundred people?
What about Lawler's?
so glad I never paid for any of this gay shit. nasty ass tranny!
They'll give the Twizzler belt to BOBBO next year
ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING LADS!
Only keeping it on to see how dead the crowd is.
Why don't they always treat Charlotte like she is rich as fuck wrestling royalty and styling and profiling. She should be bragging about her clothes jewelry and cars constantly.
She's topped off with those Andrade fluids
>20 minute lead up
She has too much makeup on
the rock
>helicopter explodes
the way she drapes that belt over the shoulder is a bit awkward in the helicopter
It hurts
>approaching midnight
>still fucking wasting time
Has there even been leaked pics of Charlotte's "fixed" tits or is all we have those old wonky tit pics?
God, Charlotte is so ugly. Andrade has to be with her for the clout. That nose, long face, and chin are mannish. Maybe the spic is gay?
......that was awkward as FUCK......
ITS THE MAIN EVENT PISS BREAK
It's going to be midnight before Charles is even in the ring
BASED RONDA LETS GO
>almost midnight at the stadium
That nigger touched her left boob wtf???
DUNN
U
N
N
>Bud Light
Do Americans really do this?
The only time I've ever found her attractive.
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
If Bex loses we riot
Lmao
>I'll be 22
Hello fellow zoomers
Not even the mic wants to be around for this shit
SCUFFED AS FUCK
LOL
the crowd goes MILD
The roman queen entrance was better.
>Mic fading.
>Joan Jett
LMAO BOOMER KINO
You can't land a jet in a full parking lot.
Her dad no sold a plane crash
i thought the main event was 2 hours ago
Charlotte thighs look pretty fuckin gud tbqh
God damn I hate Charoltte.
>mountian of caked on makeup
>awful fake tits
>Literally Dale gribble ass
fuck her I never want to see her again
>cutting the wrong mics
FUCKING KEK
Why am i still watching this?
>mic breaks
it's a sign
Did Charles finally get that awful fucking mole removed?
At least the crowd made it funny by booing
fuck charlotte looks terrible
BUT A JETT
man they really want the crowd to leave
Kek
>MIC CUTS OUT
HERE TO PERFORM GREEN LIGHT
FLO RIDA AND PITBULL!!!!!!!
>Grandma rock
ROFLCOPTER
CRINGEEEEEEE
>WOMens-......
>Audio botch
HOLY FUCKING KEK
this just became the worst wrestlemania of all time
Ric died centuries ago. But nobody told him and keeps fucking around
Joan Jett is just pure energy right now, holy shit
>implying any women's sporting event or anything would ever cause a riot
lmao
hogan and alexa do a nazi salute, and balor goes over in blackface against a black man. Is wwe saved?
Why the fuck would you do a helicopter spot if it isnt gonna land in the stadium?
She's still hot as shit
>main event
>proceed with 20 minutes of utter garbage intros
im going to bed
has this been the most boomer wrestlemania ever?
>we want the boomer audience
Im cancelled my network sub im a day one Canadian subscriber who pay $14/month
Worst WRESTLEMANIA EVER
IM NEVER GIVING WWE ANOTHER DOLLAR
BECKY HAS SAGGY TITS
Not even trying to meme I legiy hate this cunt but is this one of the greatest heel entrances of all time.
anyone know the lyrics?
Lets pray that becky fucking loses, or else, this will go down as the worst wrestlemania of all time
Its almost 5AM, should I just go to bed?
>Joan Jett sounds like shit and is calling it in
Based boomer
BASED VINCE SABOTAGING THE MIC
FUCK TRIPLETTY AND STEPH
based heroin addict
>each woman takes 10 minutes to get to the ring
>hour long match
>25 minute speech after the match about women making history
could be worse
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
insecure misogynists makes me lol
LOL
that's a sign...
Joan Jett still hot wtf
this is why women are broken in today's day and age
they don't give a damn about their bad reputation
>tfw no mommy Charlotte to take you on choppy rides
NICE
Is there anything sadder than seeing a punk rocker in their old age?
Hey man don't post pictures of my wife without permission, thanks.
>all this pyro for joan jett
Joan Jett is as energetic as the crowd right now
>No Lunchmoney Lewis
Dropped.
I need a Monster
how is the crowd supposed to experience this?
>im a day one Canadian subscriber who pay $14/month
>live
>clearly taped
>video edited so badly that they leave out Charlotte clasping the top of her robe
autism like the rest of us who sat through 7+ hours of this garbage
No. It's just the audience they have.
Well that was a shit start
>retard smiley face
>grrr I'm a tough gal face
You're gay
Joan looks great for 60
yum legs
What the fuck is this white people shit? They couldn't get Migos?
yes, a "woman" punk rocker
seething on the internet
should of went with Big E
HURR DURR RONDA JOCKS WATCH
I'd eat Joan Jett's asshole
They literally have a segment where people do Fortnite dances, what more do you zoomers want?
Takes a lot to cover Reids adams apple.
>mfw I unironically thought joan jett was dead
How's Joan's performance, anons (not watching)
Hope she isn't terrible right now
Do you really want to watch a woman's wrestling match? I do but only because i'm a masochist
SEETHING SJW YIKES
On the plus side folks, outside of the first tranny winning (in4bexisaman), there shouldn't be anymore first time shit after this.
Ronda’s autist strut
why does becky lynch sound so deep?
the zoomers in the audience must be so confused by the rock music
Might as well stick it out, even if it’s just for the shitposting here
You should go out and see if your womens are getting raped
>Champ comes out first
welp we know who's not winning
TIME FOR CHARLOTTE WINS
damn for a grandma joan jett still looks fucking good
>ronda steals pipers gimmick
>lynch steals austins gimmick
>flair steal her fathers gimmick
wymyn are fucking shameless
>both champs out before the mick
Joan Jett looks pretty damn good for being 60
>when the match hasn't even started yet and we've already had our first botch
this is unironically going to be worth watching lads, i can feel it in my bones
is this the ME? lame
...
the definition of phoning it in.
not that the crowd was helping, but still
Rondas strut to the ring is major cringe
anyone else want to worship Charlotte's nylon covered thighs
Alright actually.
Good for a live performance at least, since they're always fucking terrible.
Charlotte has X-Pac Heat right?
Did Ric ever main event WM?
it was alright
LOLASLDLASDLASD
Cringe liberal punk rock feminist
I better see some flippy shit or I'm done with this company
>Homie, where's the trap snares, bruh? baka
No there's just something about her face, don't really know how to place it. But I'm a huge MK fan so she gets points for being Sonya now.
ronda jocks watch lads ww@
>real instruments
>no computer noise
YUM
its not terrible I guess
I can hear this fucking fire works from my window, thought there was a thunder storm but I forgot this faggy shit was on
That wasnt her live btw - it was prerecorded
fuck this company immensely
just fuck them
literally the first woman to start her own punk band and we get "WAAH IM SCARED OF STRONG WOMYN HELP ME MUTE THE MICS"
being punk is pretty cringe once youre past like 25
Not Greenlight good, but not bad.
I hate Rousey so fucking much, I want to see her come back to UFC to get beat to death so bad
>3d fireworks
Cringe
>champions come out first
That fatty giving her the finger lol
Holy shit
I was expecting a full-on granny
She looks great for her age, even accounting for makeup
Shame about her face looking like Ric's
Charlotte's thighs looked fucking godlike coming out of that helicopter
It was alright. It's obvious her voice isn't what it used to be but she's putting in the effort still.
SEX WITH BEX
SEX WITH BEX
SEX WITH BEX
SEX WITH BEX
SEX WITH BEX
Can someone explain why Charlotte does that cringy cartwheel?
MY DING-DONG DIDDLY DICK
no but he was supposed to
triple threat main events have never draw a single dime
>presentations last longer than the matches
why?
FUCK. I JUST REALIZED. JOAN JETT LOOKS JUST LIKE CATE BLANCHETT AS HELA IN THOR RAGNAROK.
just finished the last of my Sake bros I'm passing out
You're forgetting the first time ever men vs women WWE Championship match. The following first time ever Man VS Woman championship match in the main event, then the 3rd to round out the trilogy that involves the women winning in the main event against a man.
Charlotte has really perfected her entrance now. She's got it all perfectly choreographed like Triple H.
Becky covering her tits so they dont fall out again
based bex!
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
>the man signs in the crowd
gee i wonder whos gonna win
yes but we're not proud of it.
WYMYN REVOLUTIONS,FUCK THE RATINGS
ESPN really worked WWE into a seethe, didn't they?
>no pop
>dead silence for becky
They really should have amped up becky's entrance somehow
why does she walk like a retard
Crowd is tired.
Lita Ford>>>>>Joan Jett
HOLY CUMMOLA
As if he posted that himself.
>A WOOVEMENT
THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN THE MAN
In fairness she was only 23 when she released that song.
Kek look at this corny bitch
!!! REMINDER !!!
Ronda Rousey WM main events: 1
Charlotte Flair WM main events: 1
Becky Lynch WM main events: 1
CM Punk WM main events: ZERO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
!!! REMINDER !!!
Why does the top woman call herself "The man"????
user NO
BECKY NIPS
BECKY NIPS
BECKY NIPS
How do I get a Becky gf?
I don't know much about Ric Flair in WWF except for winning the Rumble. We were a WCW household.
mide ick
>no reaction.
WHO THE FUCK okayed the nickname "The Man" for a woman
Being you.
BECKYS HARD NIPS
I wish. I have two main fetishes and one minor fetish: axilla, saggies, and mommy rp. She checks one box already. If she got one of the other two I would never EVER drop her.
What was in the box that Big E was going to give Kofi? I missed it.
I wonder who will win
She was a gymnast in college.
Nip
eewww
Those Nips on becky tho
>Beko's nips
all these bitches look like men
Where do I buy sake for home drinking?
Dead Crowd
No. Should've main evented against Hogan in 92, but the match fell through.
*CUMS IN MY SPONGEBOB UNDIES*
ameritard can't even spell toronto correctly
They muted Ronda's entrance.
The only one that would get a fucking reaction.
Charlie and Becky look so confused why there was no reaction to them since they had open mics
Next WM, just let Rondetty go out last to get a fucking reaction ya simps
She's a wannabe mcgregor
Have you ever tried acting tough and carrying yourself like a badass when you're neither? That's what happens.
As if she needs it
THOSE NIPS OH GOD MUH DICK BREHS
FUUUUCK. Becky Nipping. im gonna cum lads!
KEK
BEX IS HARD LADS SEX WITH BEX IS REAL
hunter SEETHING over the entrance budget going to these 3 shitters.
zoomer
BECKY TITTIES IM DING-DONG DIDDLY BUST
Becky Nipples are hard.
hahahaha there was a literal retard rooting for Becky
I CAN SEE NIPSSS FUGGG GONNA BUSSS
Can't trick the micks
someone get a picture of how many fans are leaving
>becky's cute little nips
ok, you have my attention now
BECKY'S CUTE LITTLE NIPPLES ARE TOO MUCH
N I P P L E S
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im nearly asleep, hopefully this match doesn't fully put me in dreamland
A liquor store.
Anybody else kinda miss Becky's steam punk oufit
ROCK HARD NIPS
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rumors of Charlotte double champ shirts are on sale
ARE THOSE NIPS??????????????
>becky's nips
holy fuck
>THE MAN wins the first ever womens main event
based
WTF BROS SHE'S AROUSED
Becky is fucking hot.
Crowd is fucking ded
Post Becky nips you whores
The original WWE title, the non-flammable one
Becky has no tits.
Yuck
>michael cole has lost his voice
lmao
Based and cam pilled
I watched the whole event but I'm going to hit the hay before this "main event" begins. Later nerds.
WOMEN CAN BE AS GOOD AS MEN *botches every move*
>baddass women on the planet
you can get cheap shit at any wine and spirits store
THESE THREE MEN
"If you wanna BE THE MAN, you gotta BEAT THE MAN"
>12:00 AM
12:00 AM
>12:00 AM
12:00 AM
MUH DICK
nice nipple action lads
I want to fuck Charlotte
>Becky looking sad as shit
>Ronda doesn't care
>Charles being cocky again
Welp, Charlotte is winning
If there's two belts on the line, is there really champions advantage?
28
>mfw 10 year HS reunion coming up
Only one more match and I can be done with wrestling until next Rumble, thank God
RIP MICHAEL'S VOICE
>sc:am
>"scam"
>this dead silence
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
Fuck this cringe mainevent
A photo album of the day in '92 when they raped Kevin Nash
>>
AYYYY BAAAASEDYING SO HARD OVER THIS MARVEL REFERENCE!!!!
FINMA NUT
PATHETIC
becky and her nips look cute tonight
becky looks cute
Why i am feeling that Charlotte will win just to kill the "Man" Gimiky that Becky has and make her go back to her Steampunk era?
This. I still listen to punk and it's various subgenres but i'm 32 with a family, I drive a Subaru. I'm not a punk anymore.
holy fuck Cole's voice is shot
PURE
U
R
E
fuck is this cringey ass mma shit?
its no DQ
MUH
DICK
OH NO NO NO NO
my actual dick
>Ronda with the pure strikes
and now everyone remembers they aren't good wrestlers
charles is a total pit slut
DON'T CALL ME RIC'S DAUGHTER!
>uses a variation of her father's theme
>uses chops
>does the "woooo!" (and it's cringe everytime)
>uses a variation of the figure 4 as a finisher
>came in with a stable known as the "4 Horsewomen" which is an insult to the shittiest Horsemen such as Paul Roma and Steve McMichael
>wears robes that are a female version of what her father wore
Love your body
>doesn't love her body and had massive amounts of plastic surgery
what did Charlotte mean by all of this???
is this real?
Yea Forums told me everyone was going to leave, what’s happening?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Boring
DEAD CROWD HAHAHAHAHAHA
FLAIRS FACE
>Cole used to shit hard on the women's divison
>women now main-eventing Wrestlemania
>Cole loses his voice
POTTERY
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTE
LYNCH A CUTEE
>sticky thread
>its not rolling
what a shit show
You mean a PPV where every title match is a title change, well that would be impossible cause Samoa Joe defended his US Title against Rey Mystero, remember?
One thing is for certain.
Ronda is not eating this pin
imagine touching them with penis
Here's a secret: punk was always cringe and the cult was always mostly faggots. Look at CM Punk and the stoners around him.
Chances I will get to see her nude within 5 years?
im ding-dong diddly nut
Cole, shut up and take a breath. You're losing it.
ronda shooting!
Baddest woman on the planet? I didn't know Amanda Nunes was competing tonight?
Im sitting nine rows back by the entrance ramp. Becky and I made eye contact during her entrance and her nips went rock hard. You're welcome :)
no shit. A third Runaway was recently a very successful contestant on regular Jeopardy
>expecting women to be consistent
*CRICKETS*
PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THE ARENA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>they're doing the knee shit again
JR's voice died by the end of a few Manias (e.g. Benoit winning the WHC)...about time it happened to Cole
Basically any liquor store will have it
>network dies
>thanks wwe I'll pirate this shit instead
I can hear Sasha screaming in anger from here.
Tenure
so is my dick
Bless you, kind sir.
this is like a bad joshi tribute match
>Graves keeps mansplaining to Rene, during the historic women's main event of all place
nunes is a real man
Isn't Ronda supposed to be taking time off til Summerslam or some shit?
HOLY FUCK THAT SPOT
WOW THE CROWD IS SO HOT! I EVEN HEARD A CHANT!
>it's getting late but I'm hungry so I woke my mom up to make a snack
>mom put way too much mayo in my tuna, pasta, tomato, celery, relish, cheese and olive salad
>mfw this bitch is singlehandedly ruining my Wrestlemania
ouchies!
What if someone played with them before the main event
Damn rouseys tit nearly poppes out
Why does Becky look so orange/brown tonight? Is copying Ariana Grande's style?
Nearly broke her neck,why are women so useless?
even for a women Becky is a garbage wrestler
Yeah it's from the Bobbo vs Finn Demon match earlier tonight
(Late,but)
Pitstop
It's time lads
Also rolling
user, no...
>Make the show 6+hours long
>5+ hours of the show are garbage
>Now the crowd is fucking asleep for the M.E.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT VINCE
>becky goes back to pretending to be dead
THIS IS YOUR CHAMP?
Ronda BTFO
SHIT THAT LOOKED ROUGH
What is she thinking right now?
reminder that raw starts in less than 20 hours
>Pastamania
Why do I imagine Lou Albano dressed as Super Mario coming to promote this place?
This is a fucking disaster.
What was Vince thinking?
You're a nigger
This is the best match of the night!
>Good technical punching by Rousey
>Good slam by Rousey
>Good spot slam by Flair
>good spot by the 3 girls
saving every image of bex nips TBQH
they all fell asleep instead lmao
I could have played the Division 2 for 7 hours instead of watching this
>Only match people care about is a women match
The state of WWE
are you dutch?
based
she'll be fine she's just a paid actor
Now there’s a real woman
ronda lousy lol
IT WAS MY TURN
SEX WITH BEX
SEX WITH BEX
SEX WITH BEX
Based nu-male Graves.
Not the first time that's happened
Charlotte is so gross looking, her body is just weird
kek
Just the amount of title changes, not necessarily every belt being changed
Looking it up, the Hardcore Title was changed 11 times in a PPV on top of 3 others, but that just being one belt is another thing entirely
something something Dick
Ronda is dead.
Worked
why does one of Charlotte's boots always fall down
Thanks for staying up with me lads, I love you all.
Probably getting dicked to get a spot in the next big wimen feud
I fucking love that pic
>that slow motion jiggle
thank you
you guys know wrestling is fake lol
Muh fuggin dicc
landed on her fucking feet AGAIN
>Charlotte patented moonsault
Oh yeah, no women (Lita) or man ever did a standard moonsault before Charlotte.
That's one of the most retarded things I've heard tonight.
This is going until 1 am
Has any WWE event ever been aired this late before?
Somebody help Cole
This is up there with the worst Manias ever and one of the worst shows of the week as well.
How much her AEW pay would be
V TRIGGGER
>I miss my championship
>This should been 4 horsewomen mania
>Bayley is already drunk
>My feet hurt
i'm a german fag who got up at 3am to watch this shit and I'm supposed to be at work in an hour. I might just call in sick and drink until I forget this mania
Women are wasted on the main event but at least they're all white.
>why are women so useless
t. limp dick incel
They should have Tom in Cole's place. His voice is gone
so quiet you can hear the calls
>botch every spot
yo, get asuka out here to kick some people or something
i wanna fuck ronda in her chubby ass till she cries
Get real friends you fag
2017
/BEX/FAGS WW@
based
I don't even think Ronda is hot but those shorts and legs flying everywhere man. They need to get rid of the stockings.
>This is going until 1 am
>Has any WWE event ever been aired this late before?
Yes Great Balls of Fire went to 2AM
HAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LETS GO CHARLOTTE
Why are they stinking up the joint?
The Becky / Charlotte ladder match almost made me a believer
HOW MANY BOTCHES PER MINUTE?
This fucking botch fest
based running knee into a running armbar
How long until Shayna and company come to help Rhonda?
This is so bad
Kofi vs Bryan was better than Okada vs Omega
The rest has been shit though I agree.
Imagine if one or all of them were wrestling barefoot haha wouldn't that be gross lol
>Lynch's nipples are hard and erect
BEST MATCH TONIGHT!!!
Maria best diva
she isn't even mad she lost the titles, she retweeted a tweet from 2015 with the iiconics
This is mediocre
Yes. She'll claim she never lost and have a rematch at summerslam vs. Bex.
Becky pins Charlotte. Becky will face Charlotte at the next PPV. THEN Ronda comes back for summerslam. After that, who knows
He was thinking he'd just get this shit out of the way so that everyone would shut up about it and next year he can go back to fellating Roman, and people will be glad for it
Then a Fat ugly bastard comes in the ring and raw fucks all three girls for the win
>rondetty
I'm usually pretty lenient but this is bad.
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE BECKY
I want to make her a mother, what are my chances?
Hella botches from Becky and Ronda
Becky's rock hard nipples as she holds up the title at the end of the match is going to be in every Wrestlemania video package for the rest of time. We're witnessing history, lads.
>no Asuka
>match is shit
hmmm
Becky and Seth are gonna have such hot sex after the show tonight
Literally could have hired Russo and I'm around 99% sure this show would have been at least 5x better
>They need to get rid of the stockings
Get the fuck out of here, you faggot.
WOAT mania
that would be basado
The spot where Becko dropkicked Ronda looked like a botch
man ronda is carrying this whole match lmao
ronda should just leave wwe shes too good
>tfw pure strike bella isn't in this match
Becky's butt
>this match main eventing
I have nothing against the women but can we just not do this again
This is so fucking pathetic
grope
Running at an incredible three botches per minute.
THAT DEAD SILENCE LMAO
Cole is dying
ME FIRST
>no asuka chants
I just realized something, since Banks and Bayley lost the belts, we're not getting a 4 horsewomen with all the titles curtain call.
Hi Travis
Gross
THAT SHITTY JAY LETHAL LADDER MATCH LAST NIGHT HAD MORE HEAT THAN THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WWMEME
who?
this is a live edition of botchamania
Becky and Charlotte whispering
WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT?
>that could have been me if I didn't end 3 promising careers by being unsafe REEE
Russo would have never allowed women's wrestling to main event anything ever
crowd is dead silent
Wrestle Mania should never be longer than 3hr 30min.
Change My Mind
All three look fucking disgusting.
I'd pound all their asses so hard they would be walking like Tamina once in was done
Imagine Becky getting sweatier and sweatier under that leather
It was a decent up Mania up until the ending of the Kofi match. Everything after was a disappointment.
This.
The crowd could not give a single fuck about this match.
Here
>That top left image
A-user, what's that?
'least we're getting some good nipple and ass shots.
Guys I thought Bliss was the hottest woman in wrasslin but I think I'm falling for Becky
Bros... This was my first WM, it was supposed to be good...
This is the main event of Wrestlemania.
guys how do i turn the crowd volume on
Rondas tits bout to explode out that flimsy top
>this is so bad jesus
then turn it off and go to bed you fucking marks, this is great, they're going all out and working stiff. What do you fucking want? Women are in the main event, if you didn't want it, stop giving it views.
Fucking marks, man. This is fine. Like WrestleMania main events are really the pinnacle.
Worst Wrestlemania main event of all time
YUCKOLA! I'm a bexfag and even I think her floppers are disgusting
DUBS AND BECKY GETS A STRAPON FROM UNDER THE RING AND FUCKS RONDA
how the match going?
>loud audible spot calls
For fucks sake.
As expected, Momo/Utami was better
yummy
Holy shit, that sequence was so fucking embarrassing.
THIS
DEAD
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Wtf is mania still going? I just woke up
Sarah logan did it better
You have to be +18 to post on this site
Becky’s nips
this crowd is fucking dead ahahahahahahaha
All 3 of them have shit feet tbqh
Christ that crowd is so dead I can literally hear them calling spots on the mat after that bexploder
We can if Shayna and her friends come out to help Ronda win
The spot calling is off the charts.
The winner take all main event stip means it can't happen anyway
Crowd is dead but it's not the women's fault, the crowd just wants to go home.
Any match on last would've had the same reaction
What tits?
The quietness of the crowd has made this match so awkward
Ok. Wrestlemania shouldn't be longer than 2 and a half hours.
Crowd just wants it to end so they can go home
weird, i experienced the opposite
>bex not showing pits after we gifted her the main event of wm.
why are women like this?
It's supposed to storm in NJ right about now
Hahaha im not watching this cringefest
All women should be raped.
THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
>THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
>THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
>THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
>THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
>THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
>THE MAIN OF EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA FEELS LIKE A REGULAR SMACKDOWN MATCH OMEGALUL
Paige and who and who?
holy fuck this is just sad
at least when the crowd would shit on roman's matches they were loud about it
N I P P L E S
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This is gonna go on for an hour, goodnight hulkamaniacs and jabroni marks
I'm dead
The crowd is so fucking dead I heard them whispering spots. Jesus christ, this is pathetic
becky fishnet ripping
vary nice wish she show bob
Fucking Flair go home, you suck
>she has the same jawline as me
am i chad or virgin lads?
>crowd slowly realizing how badly these three are stinking out the joint
We weren't getting that anyway
Winner of this match takes both belts
Either Becky gets both, Charles gets both or neither gets a belt
the crowd was always loud when roman main evented
My first WrestleMania was 2000... this is honestly depressing
Goodnight
this but unironically
I was for this happening just because there is not a single man on the roster that is even remotely hot right now (regardless of whether that's creative fault for cutting their balls off or the men just not stepping their game up).
That being said, to me this is like watching a WNBA game, I just can't get excited for the shit they do.
MY DICK
That tear in the fishnets is working me bros
Basado
LOL THAT ARMBAR SPOT
Smoking weed chillen outside my gf cuddling next to me so nice out. What are you guys doing?
BASED
becky's angry face surrounded by gigantic ginger hair is unironically giving me a boner
Well, you know everytime I watch anything WWE, I always have my "Title Change Percentage Chart" (I've calculated the percentages of title changes in a WWE show)
>Wrestlemania have a 100%-95%
>PPVs have a 85%-68%
>shows like RAW and Smackdown have a 49%-21%
>and Live Event House Shows have a 5%-0%
that's why I get bored at Live Events in my home town, I still hope for a title change in there but it's like hoping for a unicorn to pop-up
>BITCH
Becky making my dick hard
Isn't Triple Threat a no DQ match?
Sorry, I'm watching Super Sentai
you should kill yourself
Which one are the pajeets marks rooting for?
Becky's a man so you shouldn't care.
>BITCH
>OHHH OHHH OHHH
>Rondas moaning
Working me into a shoot brothers, I love it.
Ronda just had a half second nip slip while she was hanging in the corner
night senpai
The only reason they're not booing at this point is because they're women.
Ronda always gets dangerously close to having a nip slip.
Becky is absolutely panting.
Zzzzzzzzzz
gasping for air 10 minutes into the match
>two of them working together can barely pull off a powerbomb
Embarrassing
You can hear every spot call
Movitvated Lesnar vs Rollins
Kofi vs Bryan
Miz vs Shane
Orton vs Styles
Batista vs HHH
Lashley vs Balor
Samoa vs Owens
Divas on the preshow
This is literally all you needed to have a top 5 wrestle mania card and they blew with bullshit padding, useless tag matches and divas wrestling
Utami run in when?
>Ronda moans
the poor WWE Cameramen trying so hard to keep her nips out of the shots, but it's all in vain
I just went to that shit hole r/squaredcircle out of curiosity just now and commented on how shit this match is and how women shouldnt main event. I have -30 down votes in less than 2 minutes, wow that place is sad
Charlotte loudly counting down spots lmfao
Alright that was a pretty good spot
>both are winded after 10 minutes
every other move is a fucking botch
this is awesome
LMAO YOU COULD HEAR CHARLOTTE COUNT FFS
Bex obviously
Rhoneda Rousay
why would they put this on the main event knowing it was going to be the worst ever?
yes
No they weren’t retard. Only when they booed him before and after the match
Ronda's spots in this match are CARRYING. She's so fucking strong for her size
She has that top taped to her boobs, it isn't going anywhere
Jesus they almost killed Becky with that awful Spanish Fly
>dead crowd
>cole's voice cannot physically continue
>renee is dogshit
>can hear them calling spots in the ring
we lost the brock seth main event for this......
Based Vince killing womeme for good
imagine watching women's wrestling holy shit lmfao
Yeah I actually didn't have a problem with the idea of the match going on last but now that I'm seeing it, it's just not right.
>crowd so dead you can literally hear their breathing
Honestly, I bet if this show had been 2 hours shorter, the crowd wouldnt be dead
>You can hear both superstars breathing heavily.
Watching 3 women slap each other across the nipples
dont they wear tape to keep nipples from jumping out like that?
hogan and bliss nazi saluting, cena back to being a wigga, and finn in blackface. What did wwe mean by this?
>crowd is fuckin' dead
Lmao
yes they were ya smark faggot
based big dog still working ya
Beckys constant face touching is infuriating
ITT:
>look at how cool i am for bitching and whining because women are doings things (that don't involve having sex with me), please pay attention to me
Cole is losing his voice, they should tag in Tom Phillips.
Based
My wifes son is tired so i think well just go to bed
gotta admit, ronda has a nice butt
I just seen rondas asshole
Explain this "ding dong diddly" meme to me. I feel as if you're memes are even worse than Yea Forums's
>Ronda's legs getting spread apart
Dear god my dick is reaching new monumental levels that need to be studied by scientists.
>all those moans
I think Cole is going to die
THIS SHIT SUCKS
Time to fap
this is kinda bad
Japanese schoolgirls do better than this
They should've scrapped Tista vs HHH, made the female triple threat the co-main
QUICK POST VINCE'S REACTION TO THIS MATCH
>You can hear both superstars
They're breathing normally, the crowd is just dead. You can drop a fucking pin.
>Rey Mysterio
look at the fucking ding-dong diddly simp
9 months from now that's how Ronda is going to sound when she's giving birth.
diversity is alive and well
Basdd haitch
Goddamn the purity in those strikes.
Cory is starting to lose it too.
I hate this match but I like ryona so I'm conflicted
Can't Batista come out and powerbomb all three of these skanks?
stopped watching wrestling in 2012... why the fuck are women main eventing wrestlemania??
When I stopped watching womens matches were considered a piss break. The Bella twins and Alicia Fox were main eventers. WTF is this shit???
This was vinces plan the whole time. Vince hates women and he knew if he just made Mania 20 hours long by hour 20 no one would care anymore. Based or fucked up? I for one, think women are equal and vince should have given them a fair shot instead of sabotaging them
ITP:
>i'm overweight and desperate for replies
Holy shit, the crowd sounds so fucking bored.
fyi, the crowd is turning on this match, only a becky win will save this mess
> Yea Forums's
Cringing at ya
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Whoever did Becky's hair is a god.
Vince: "SEE, STEPH?!?! THIS IS WHY I DON'T PUT THE WOMEN ON LAST!!! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!! WE'RE NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN!!!"
Women announcers are waaay worse than women wrestlers
Why doesn't becky grab the fucking sledgehammer?
Holy shit I just realized my headphones leak so much sound and my mom heard me listening to a bunch of women moaning... awkward....
why not, rollin'
Apologize
ding-dong diddly lurk more ya ding-dong diddly sim
Becky is so fucking sexy my god i wanna eat her ass so bad
NIPPLES? WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES??
Ronda's nips are gonna slip out of that top I ding-dong diddly guarantee it.
that's an atheist meme, not an incel one. you can't even shill correctly.
Roll
Workked.
PLEASE GOD LET THE TABLE SPOT BE A HUGE BOTCH
TABLES. FINALLY SOMETHING EXCITING!
He's just waiting for XFL to start at this point
This match has been great. Much better than Lachey vs Finn, HHH vs Batista and McIntyer vs Reigns and the others.
Tehre ahve been some pretty decent spots
>women so weak they can barely move a table
wew
struggling to lift a table
wwe panders to nu-male redditors now
>can hear them calling spots in the ring
Honestly this is the worst part of this match, i don't mind the poor wrestling but fucking shut up specialy Becky
HAAR IS A TT UNIT
>no asuka chants
fuck the wwe universe
Zzzzzz
SOMEONE POST THOSE BECKY NIPS WHEN SHE WAS LAYING DOWN
I dont have a problem with the women's match. I have a problem with this show being so mismanaged and poorly planned and booked
he dont care
WHAT'S ELLSWORTH RUNNING IN FOR!?
OH MY GOD, HE FUCKING BODIED THEM ALL AND TOOK THE TITLE!
the only way charlotte and becky matches get over is with props
>reddit humor
LYNCH A DARKIE
No, tista vs HHH was a good match and a nice change of pace match with weapons. It stays.
somebody get the dudleys out here
It's a weave you dope
2 DAY WRESTLEMANIA
thats the thinnest table ive ever seen in wwe
BEcky looks like she’s been drageed through a fucking hedge backwards. Still though... SEX WITH BEX
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
don't worry, we know you're a morbidly obese retard, no need to spell it out for ass you lard shit incel lmaoooo
Why didn't they use any women who can actually wrestle?
>"COVER YOUR HEAD"
fuck you suck Charles
Holy fuck, people are actually walking out!
sorry Asuka san
I
Am
The
Table
>worse than Yea Forums's
We're as good as Yea Forums's.
You guys just watched 8 hours of this shit.
How do you feel?
you would know, faggot
>Tables are for bitches
kek
>becky nipple poking hard
must be cold
Jesus, this match is still going on? With a tired crowd and commentators losing their voices? Just end the shit already
kek based ronda
>tables are for bitches
BASED
kek they booed her in the battle royal earlier when she was eliminating people
Becky is winning this
Pathetic. You fucking know everyone is going to tiptoe around this and say it was 3.5-4 star match when the crowd is so dead you can hear whsipered audibles and they are botching every second move.
...
Kek
Nope
maybe he likes trannies
>DANGIT
based charles
too ugly
>can't move a table
wow
All women should do flippy shit, they suck hard otherwise
I didn't ding-dong diddly see the pre-show so I don't ding-dong diddly care
>5600+ posts in a thread 12
Lol this WM could have had over 30 gamethreads
it's only been 7 hours
Yea, I've had sex with a woman
Embarrassed at this once great company. Would rather see Roman and HHH stiff each other for an hour than this pathetic shit
>emotions are bubbling over
>women
checks out
incel bitch boys s e e t h i n g
seething
I'm from Yea Forums, just passing by for this fucking waste of a PPV
People are leaving.
thanks for the reply, chimpanseethe
Obviously, but it still looks incredible this deep into the match.
MOTY
MOTY
MOTY
MOTY
MOTY
After Midnight in New Jersey
Im falling sleep
Just end the fucking match give the irish tranny the belts and lets be done with this already
Becky's nips are permanently hard during this match. What did she mean by this?
these three are ugly too
Why are they bleeding so much
suck my cock you faggot
>Yea Forums and Yea Forums
holy fuck Yea Forums truly is dead
>BITCH
>BITCH
>BITCH
>BITCH
>BITCH
Cole should yell "CAT FIIIIGHT" with that voice
>driven through the table
yeah ok cole
>table barely makes a crack
>botchted table spot
BLOTCHED TABLE!!!
Yea Forums is a redditor shithole
>they even fucked up the table spot
Oh my fucking god.
THE TABLE DIDNT BREAK
THE TABLE DIDNT BREAK
THE TABLE DIDNT BREAK
THE TABLE DIDNT BREAKTHE TABLE DIDNT BREAK
THE TABLE DIDNT BREAK
THE TABLE DIDNT BREAK
THE TABLE DIDNT BREAK
THE TABLE DIDNT BREAK
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>table didn't break
JUST FUCK MY MAIN EVENT UP
THESE WOMEN CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
is michael cole gonna be able to make it to raw?
>through the table
ahahahahahah
bad workers
It's only 62 degrees there, it's not cold
So pure...
because they're women. they're supposed to bleed
>the rhythm of this match
yikes
Seriously 8 hours? next time it will be a 24-hours marathon
huh?
Some people have really sensitive nips. I have them, It's annoying as fuck desu
LEL
That's the finish?
HER SHOULDER WAS UP
DUDE ROLL UPS LMAO
That time of the month.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO at that ending
OH MY FUCKING GOD
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
That's what you get from women main eventing anything
Based table no selling that weak shit
Fucking kek, her shoulders weren't down for even 2
WOW
Such an abrupt win wtf
AT LEAST IT'S FUCKING OVER
What a shit finish to a shit match
SHIT FINISH LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NXT WAS BETTER
alright that fucking sucked
>ends on a botch
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>that ending
THIS IS A FUCKING DISASTER
HOLY SHIT
I WANT TO FUCK BECKY AS SHE WEARS BOTH BELTS
why are you guys such critical incels lmao. You wouldn't be this mad if it was men
lmfaooooooooooooooooo women's wrestling is so fucking terrible oh my god im dying
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A FUCKING CRUCIFIX BOMB FINISH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOTCHED FINISH
THEY FUCKED UP THE TABLE SPOT
AT LEAST BECKY WON WITH HARD NIPS BUT THAT WAS STILL AN INCREDIBLY SHIT MATCH
Lame
>rollup finish in the Wrestlemania main event
YIKES
thats it?
>a cradle pin to end wrestlemania
WTF AHAHAHAH
Book a clean finish just fucking once. WTF.
>THAT SHITTY ENDING
Because they're women
BOTCHED FINISH
>That ending
WHAT THE FUCK. IT WAS ONLY ONE,
WTF WAS THAT HAHAH AHAHAHAHAH WHAT A JOKE
back to nxt ladies
BASED BECKY WINS
shit finish desu, not even excited
IT'S OVER?
HAHAHHA THEY BOTCHED THE FNISH
LMAO
WHAT A FUCKING SHIT FINISH. NEVER FUCKING MAIN EVENT ANYTHING AGAIN.
that wasn't a 3-count
>shoulder weren't even down
HERE WE GO AGAIN
Easily the worst main event in PPV history?
WHAT
OK
WHY DID SHE GET THE SMACKDOWN BELT TOO
SHIT ENDING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HER FUCKING SHOULDER WAS UP
what the fuck?
BOTCH FINISH?
>Some parts of this fucking country have been watching wrestlemania for 2 days straight
from a technical standpoint this match was terrible regardless of gender. also (You)
wat
dafuq is WWE and those endings?
>the fucking amount of botches
>that botched finish
no fucking way vince isn't FUMING right now in the back
>RHANDA
BOTCH OR WORKED BOTCH
Is anyone surprised they haven't gotten fucked by rain at one of these outdoor stadiums yet?
I have a feeling they're due for one in Tampa though.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>botched roll over with shoulders up
this is what they burned both womens divisions and months of television on
thanks silent torrie poster
THEY BOTCHED THE TABLE SPOT AND THEN THEY BOTCHED THE FUCKING FINISH DEAR FUCKING GOD THIS WAS A SHIT MESS
LMAO THAT WAS TERRIBLE
>Women's main event ends in a failed table spot followed by a rollup
Fuckin pottery
Post >yfw you didn't pay anything for this
>this mania
wtf WWE
This. That was not the planned finish.
what a load of shit
YESSSSSSSSS FUCKING COME ON IRELAND FUCK YOU ALL THE WORLD CAN SUCK MICK DICK TONIGHT AAAAAAAAAAA TIOCFIDH AR LA AND BRITS FUCKIN OUT
How embarrassing. Vince come out here and tell us this night is not over and they need to redo the finish
OUR SPORT IS DEAD
That was the finish?
SAVE US LEXI
If Charlotte and becky cry and hug I swear to christ I am cancelling my subscription
we Bexcels....we are NOT VIRGINS ANYMORE!!!
KEK
Nah. Only good matches on Takeover were Walter/Dunne and Dream/Riddle.
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We've been shitting on this entire event dipshit.
BOTCHAMANIA
Yikes
WOAT mania
>match ended early because Michael Cole's voice is fucked up
BOTCHED ENDIIIIING
BEX
BEX
BEX
BEX
BEX
Of course the table didn't break. I didn't think it would.
That ending...
did you watch undertaker vs roman? this was shit, but that was sad
jesus that ending was so bad it seem like a botch
>8 hours to end on a botch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm so glad I didn't pay for this
yeah lads i think this semen slurping sport might not be for me anymore
WOMEN'S MAIN EVENT WAS A MISTAKE
BOTCH OR WORKED BOTCH???
Preddy cool finish :DDD
Good wresdlemania :DDDDD
RHONDA SCREWED RHONDA
so Becky is going to continue to be on raw and smackdown now cause of this
fuck sake
PINNED RONDA CLEAN
BEX CONFIRMED GOAT
>girl's main event
>botched finish
kek
>this was the main event
ok
ME TOO
UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA UP THE RA
It's because Honda can't tap out, or she would be seen weak.
VINCE IS PISSED
>wrestleMANia
shut the fuck up cole
BECKY'S NIPS WON WRESTLEMANIA
FUCKING WORTH IT
>Seth Wins
>Kofi Wins
>Becky Wins
Pretty good Mania but holy hell cut it down a lot.
botched pin
REF COUNTED 2 COUNTS BEFORE HER SHOULDER EVEN HIT THE FLOOR LUL
THEY ADDRESSED IT SO I THINK IT WAS A WORKED BOTCH
holy shit women mainevent mania and it's a botchfest what a surprise!
Fuck that dusty finish but yea becky
Triple Threat needed to be at least 10 minutes longer.
>Good spots
>Good storytelling
>Allowed all 3 to showcase
>Some impressive bumps
>Great controversial finished
it doesn't rain in april in florida
>sport
Your waifu winning a title doesn't mean you got laid
Was the ending a botch?
Wow. No words.
that was not a good finish.
It was. Charlotte was supposed to get pinned.
All the match was a botchfest and even without the botches it would have been pretty bad
Sneed is based but everything else is reddit-tier circlejerk faggoty
rating for wm35?
Cory knows it's bullshit
>I spent an entire day off watching this shit
Ronda lousey can't take a crucifix pin
Based Vince booking a horrific ending to the women's main event so he never has to do it again.
VINCE CALLED EARLY FINISH MATCH WAS SO BAD
the fucking bryan/kofi match was damn near flawless too
meanwhile these shitters couldnt even break a thin ass table
No surrender taig cunt
>WAITING 8 HOURS FOR A BOTCH
im going to kill the women hehe
7/10 at max
>Shoulders hovering off the mat the whole time
>ref continues to count
What did Vince mean by this????????????????????????????
2-3 lol
Vince must be fucking fuming in the back
That ending dragged the match down, not saying the match was great but it was better than that ending
BASED user WORKING WWE
WRESTLING IS FAKE NERDS LMAO
Im speechless. I knew it would be shit but wew that botch finish. BRAVO
Botched finish, sasuga. Goodnight fags, see you next year. Maybe.
THE FUCKING TABLE BOTCH WAS SO PATHETIC
WHAT A TRASH FIRE MAIN EVENT
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her shoulder was on the floor for a moment, then got up and down again, but from that position ref probably didn't see it
>been posting like a madman all night
>not a single (You)
I fucking knew they would botch the finish ahahahahahha
I'm not watching right now.....was the ending botch a work or not? Or is it hard to tell
WHO HAS THE ENDING WEBM???
WHO HAS THE ENDING WEBM???
WHO HAS THE ENDING WEBM???
WHO HAS THE ENDING WEBM???
>womans match starts with a botch
>this botch-tier cover of america the bueatiful
Baneposting is the heart and soul of Yea Forums you ding dong diddly dingus
3/10 at max. Too many matches, fucking squash matches, and to end it with a botch finish and botchfest in general. Fuck this company
>MAIN FUCKING EVENT OF A WRESTLEMANIA ENDING ON 5
>THAT WAS FUCKING IT
MAKE THE FUCKING SWITCH ALREADY
4/10
+3 for heel John
+1 for Joe
What are the odds next year women will main event again?
WWE title match should have been main event.
>wrestle-MANia
with that, the show went to a B+ to a C-
6.25/10
>Retiring Kurt Angle in such a shitty way
>Mediocre main event
3/5 imo
6/10, pretty forgetful
>half the moves were botched
>spots being called out loudly
>couldn't even break a table
>that finish
contender for the WOAT main event
Once you hit 21/22 you'll start feeling old. Trust me.
>botch finish
>i saw some other people talking about recent ref botches
are we about to get a story arc about refba- i mean refstling?
later marks
7/10. A lot of shitposting moments that made it worth it.
0/10
Just like the relevance of a women's battle royal, this too will fade
It's over already?
>he was paying for meme subscription
>botches the ending to the main event of WM
Ronda dancing gimmick when?
its ok user for you
This
Kofi vs Bryan: 10/10
Everything else: 1-10
No. Because teh Ref would have stopped it. The ref knows the results and what to do too you stupid idiots. He'll just say "SHOULDER UP SHOULDER UP", not pin 3.
How dumb are you. They wanted Becky to pin Rousey. Give her her first pin loss, but keeps Rousey strong because it's "controversial". They knew this Mania was going to be shit, so they needed to set up the storyline for the next 6 months or so
Baneposting is dead you silly newfag nigger redditor
YES IT DOES!!!
AFTER 34 YEARS OF LIVING, I'M NO LONGER A VIRGIN!!!!
B E C K Y L Y N C H, THANK YOU!
Rewound it Rondas shoulders weren't down the first count they're gonna reverse it tomorrow aren't they. A fucking screwy finish to get people to watch RAW at mania.
BASED KING OF SPORTS
fuck this company
I WILL WHEN THEY HAVE MORE THAN ONE SHOW A YEAR AND MORE THAN 3 DRAWS
>next six months
Ronda is leaving to get preggo.
But why did they make the main event a women's match when they know for a fact the demand behind Kofi grew so much over the past few months
0%
Roman's march to 36 began tonight.
0 (zero)
I'm sure Vince is fucking fuming right now.
The real (you) was the friends we made along the way.
also, checked.
The same reason why Kofi won the belt in the first place, they were trying to capitalize on the numale reddit crowd
this is quite disgusting
2/10
I don't care, best girl (Man) still won. Fuck rousey.
sunk cost fallacy. They went all in on the becko craze and never looked to see into a potential future were the men's division would get hot again
Fucking anti-climactic ending to one of the worst wrestlemanias ever. Thank fuck im not paying for sub
imagine being a shareholder right now after that main event
She can try, but I have a sad feeling she's gonna fail at it. A decade of Judo throws and combat sports can't be good for child birthing.
>"1"
>*shoulders visibly up*
Charlotte should've interfered tbqh, but people was tired already.
Yikes
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
But why would they get rid of Asuka from wrasslemania
>That WTF from the fan
Truly he represents us all.
Fat, slovenly, and utterly confused by that ending.
I blinked and missed how Charlotte was eliminated.
Fat guy in the end was mfw
literally "we have nothing for you, so join the battle royal"
table
>the Iiconics match was unironically better than the main event
Gives them time to decide if they wanna merge the belts or not before they head to FOX. Figure both them and USA want the "big names" on their networks.
Looks like Rhonda intentionally puts her shoulders up and then drops then right back down, but then never tries to kick out, either worked botch or Charlie was supposed to break it
Based fatass
>Implying we are not that guy on the left laughing his ass off
Well NXT wins again
>Rousey goes on a losing streak like in the UFC
MFW 8 hours pf WM
I don't see how Ronda is to blame for this
Looks like Becky shifted her body and caused her shoulders to go up in the process
Triple H had the longest match again. The ego of this fucker.
at least we had becky's nipples!
>people getting worked this badly
How come you are so bad at watching wrestling?
it almost counts... to me.
Charlotte didn't even tried the moonsault
I cannot fuckign BELIEVE Vince thought that would be a good finish
hot
fuckin yuck, she got them orangutang titties
Fuck you, Steph. Unless they're naked, you'll never get me to care about women's wrestling. NEVER!!!!
is ali okay bros
>think youre full of shit
>its exactly one minute longer than kofi vs bryan
fuck triple nose
I want becky to fuck me while she wears a strapon attached to both belts.
She looked hot as fuck.
and gut
Based
>was supposed to get big wrestlemania push
>get injured
>Kofi fucking Kingston gets the push
>ends up on wrestlemania pre-show jobbing to Braun and getting concussed
F
would you have sexual relations with her
>770 unique IP Posters
Where the fuck did these [people come from
the actual genius made the women's main event garbage so he can say "this is what you wanted right?" actually 5d chess
worse mania ive watched, d bry and kofi was the only not terrible thing
a million times.
Of the three triple threat matches that closed Mania which was the best?
is wm over did i miss it
unsubbed this shit. Fuck all of this.
he appeared on the locker room chanting kofi
Imagine her rock hard nipples in your peepee hole
If she granted me permission, I would gladly smell her bellybutton.
bryan still should've won that match, but damnit kofi can put on an entertaining match. I'm all for a bryan/kofi feud, they're both great workers.
r*ddit
>mania
>12 threads
lol
My friends told me Mania was going to suck, so I came here to read shitposts. Was not diappointed.
I ain't fat
you would die well before 1 million times. the attempt would kill you
danielson's by a mile
imagine looking up at her rock hard nipples as she fucks your ass
>but damnit kofi can put on an entertaining match.
you have to go back
>the attempt would kill you
oh no, i'd die nutting in becky lynch.
We're almost at 6000 replies you dingus (19 threads), add that to other threads we're over 30.
I'm hearing from my sources that there has been some sort of incident backstage between Vince and Travis Browne. No word exactly what transpired but I'm hearing it was I'm response to some sort of screwjob finish on the main event. Sources are saying Vince was worried Ronda would pull a gene lebell and shoot 9n Becky or flair thus keeping the titles and holding wwe up for a lot of money to get her to defend the belts. Just what Im hearing from my sources take it for what you will.
it says 12 retard, i'm not blind
imagine the smell
"""sources"""
t.metlife stadium toilet scrubber
Source: ASS
Fuck off
are you retarded she would have beaten the shit out of becky after the match if that was the case
makes no sense, since WWE could legally sue Ronda for going against the script
Are you trying to work me or a you shoot retarded?
A normal thread caps at 300 replies here (we're closing in at just under 6K for this one). If this didn't get stickied, we'd have way more than 12 threads.
I'm just back here shitposting what I'm hearing, you don't have to believe me. I've browsed here for a long time, thought I'd give a lil snippet.
The thread literally says 12 you fucking brainlet
>Hurr durr muh replies
Retard.
it says 12, can you read?
>buh buh buh the show was 8 hours long!
>the crowd was just tired!
>the botches were intensional!
>it was supposed to be a bad ending!
>but but but ugly becko’s nipples!
The damage control begins
Absolute shit match and one of the worst main events in WM history.
Stupid. Rousey revived her career with the WWE. I doubt she's that unprofessional about it.
why the fuck did Rhonda try to kick out
>dusty finish on the fucking hyped for 6 months main event
The absolutely fucking state
Stop saying the women botched. Men botched a lot too, or did you all convienently forget about Batista tripping in the ring? You bunch of misogynists.
now that that's over can someone please recommend me some non shit events to watch before my free month is up?
Hogan vs Rock, just to remind you what a crowd is
There should be a website where we crowdfund porn featuring a diva we'd vote on
Naturally since I had the idea I'm the one who gets to be their pusy slave
batista botched in the beginning of his match, Becko and Ronda botched as the ending
Damn, concussion was that bad?
OK, you get Nia Jax
RATE THIS WM
Based Miz and based Shane out of 10
4/14
>virgins think those are her nipples
Lmfao, do you really think theyd let her go out with visble nipples?
7/10
I enjoyed it.
8/10 ending was botched but wasn't terrible
cringe
Can't believe after all that horseshit for months they ended the main event of fucking Wrestlemania on the equivalent of a fucking rollup
Somebody please put Vince down
5
the ref is at fault for that
Women Fucking suck at wrestling and should permanently be managers.
Pure autism
almost to 6k bruhs
Was that the worst finish in WM ME history?
which porn should i watch before i go to bed?
such a cozy night
ding-dong diddly
yes, what the fuck were they thinking
Something with a redhead with a cute nose and creamy thighs.
After that fuckfinish, no thanks. I would prefer Ronda inspired.
google for some ugly dyke porn then
easily
skipping through the preshow now since i was asleep
who the fuck are the two kids at end in the battle royale?
i dont think this is gonna work pal
You're only hurting yourself desu
HOLY BASADO
Am I crazy for thinking The Revival vs. Ryder/Hawkins was one of the better matches of the whole night?
>2nd row far right
Mmmmmm
yakuzies bro!
>6000 posts
WE SQUAREDCIRCLE NOW
THIS IS BASES
*clap clap clap clap clap*
>the biggest thread of all time on Yea Forums was Asuka/Kairi
bases
Catch me up lads. I am a VERY casual WWE watcher, I only really watch the RR every year to see returning stars.
What matches from WM were must watches? I kinda wanna see Lesnar/Rollins just cause it's a 2 minute match
not even memeing, this mania sucked, nothing was really worth seeking out
Kofi/Bryan, Shane/Miz, Women's tag titles, Smackdown tag titles fatal 4-way were all very good.
I'm not being ungrateful, but how is Shane/Miz a good fight? Isn't he just an old man who isn't a real wrestler?
Good build, fun carny shit with MizDad entering the fight, a bunch of fun spots, including the amazing one where Shane bumped off a golf cart roof 15 feet.
>people actually saying this dumpster fire was a good show
pro wrestling is officially dead anons
411mania review from LARRY CSONKA (aka paid WWE shill).Apparently the main event was 3.5 stars, I must have been watching a different match. Finn vs. Bobbo was somehow 3 stars also. I wish I had no standards whatsoever so I could have enjoyed this trash.
– WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match: Tony Nese defeated Champion Buddy Murphy @ 11:02 via pin [***½]
– WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal: Carmella @ 10:30 [**½]
– Raw Tag Team Title Match: Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder defeated Champions The Revival @ 13:30 via pin [***¼]
– Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Braun Strowman @ 10:30 [*½]
– WWE Universal Championship Match: Seth Rollins defeated Champion Brock Lesnar @ 2:33 via pin [NR]
– AJ Styles defeated Randy Orton @ 16:15 via pin [***]
– Smackdown Tag Team Title Match: Champions The Usos defeated Sheamus & Cesaro, Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev, and Ricochet & Aleister Black @ 10:05 via pin [***½]
– Falls Count Anywhere Match: Shane McMahon defeated The Miz @ 15:40 via pin [***]
– WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship Match: The IIconics defeated Beth Phoenix and Natalya, Tamina and Nia Jax, and Champions Sasha Banks & Bayley @ 10:55 via pin [*½]
– WWE Championship Match: Kofi Kingston defeated Champion Daniel Bryan @ 24:00 via pin [****½]
– WWE United States Championship Match: Champion Samoa Joe defeated Rey Mysterio @ 1:00 via pin [NR]
– Roman Reigns defeated Drew McIntyre @ 11:04 via pin [**½]
– No Holds Barred Match w/Triple H’s Career on the Line: Triple H defeated Batista @ 25:38 via pin [*]
– Baron Corbin defeated Kurt Angle @ 5:59 via pin [**]
– WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Finn Balor defeated Champion Lashley @ 3:58 via pin [***]
– Winner Take All Match: Becky Lynch defeated Ronda Rousey & Charlotte @ 20:35 via pin to become the Raw & Smackdown Women’s Champions [***½]
brainlets like seeing him jump off of or into things. It was a bad match unless you're an actual simpleton.
>– Winner Take All Match: Becky Lynch defeated Ronda Rousey & Charlotte @ 20:35 via pin to become the Raw & Smackdown Women’s Champions [***½]
fucking brainlets
why did triple h have the longest match?
ego
Where's the kofi winning webm lads
Go
Watch CMLL
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>inb4 Amazon
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Nash got revenge in the Spring of '19