Wrestlemania 11

>manlets

>twitch stream has 7k viewers
they dont give a fuck anymore

When did Honky Tonk Man decide to be inducted?

Did Road Dogg take some coke 10 minutes prior to this?

>Hunter's modern look in the leather jacket, jeans and waving glowsticks
It's like Kratos went to an idol concert

I WANT TO SHIV LIV

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piss break

xpac fell off the stage

This is thread 13 but okay

Aew and nu japan theeadsplitters trying SO HARD to make us look bad

I don't understand why Tori (Terri Poch) wasn't inducted with DX - she was there longer and more important than chyna

Pissbreak match

WHERE MY HISPANIC CHADS AT? PUERTO RICAN HERE

Hunter unironically thinks he's Rock/SCSA/Hogan tier lol

>4 hours into mania
>only 11 threads
top kek

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torrie is such a fucking slut i love her

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based homicidal cat

is that blue pants?

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Oh thank God I can take a break to shit

because literally whom

>evolution gets inducted next year
how hard would you mark out ?

Mizbros, report in. Where you coming from?

Yea Forums here.

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I know

>Shane vs Miz is the match with the second most build this mania
ding-dong diddly yike

Don't worry the main event will save the show

...oh wait PFFFFFFFFTAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you didnt actually fap to torrie, did you?

where was this picture taken? In a Home Depot parking lot?

Who here /KOFI/?

haven't been able to get into the matches

shitty booking or am i getting too old for this shit

i'm happy for based honkytonk

this match shouldve been cut from the card

>honky tonk man

kek, how much ass did he have to kiss. the shoot where he's literally BOILING over shawn is one of the most popular ones.

>Torrie Wilson will never do mommy fantasy sex with you
just kill me now

yeah she does a cosplay gimmick now

we dont need this retarded match

It's fucking awful. Watching those 50 year old cringelords dance around pretending to be cool was beyond pathetic. HHH unironically thinks DX was as big as Austin.

>Mysterio's Son is taller than all of em
KEK

This show is going to change the business once BLUE vs THE BIG RED MACHINE happens

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wait, shane turned on miz??

HOLY
FUCKING
KEK

Wait, Miz is a face?

Brock losing ruined this whole WrestleMania right out the gate.

Well done Vince ya fucking retard.

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Yea Forums here

Not even close. Atleast a third of the single digit Manias were worse (particularly IX and II).
Currently at lower midcard.

>first hour of mania
>11+ threads
dont ask for a sticky lads
mods wanna show everyone who the fuck runs this board
echads runnin wild all night and day boy

>9 matches left i think

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I'm not watching....did this actually happen

Not to mention the 3 pre preshow/kickoff threads.
Carders match just got leaked.

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Fug, don't lose Samoa Joe.

I want his glasses

What is that thing he's grabbing?

Don't give up hope user, anything can happen

i fapped to stacy more than anyone

una sneeda

Yeah I was being a little hyperbolic. I forgot how godawful some of those early shows were. This show is down there (so far), though

To be fair, they did destroy WCW with that tank

miz should never be a face, this is god damn stupid

Why is Dominick so damn tall

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No. Already better than the last couple of manias. Only complaint is all the faces winning.

BASED MIZ IS HERE TO TAKE US HOME, LADS

The Women's battle royal was the only thing I've found truly shit so far, honestly. Not even close to worst yet.

Shane and Miz are both over more than the NXT call ups/jabronis

Yuuuuuuuup

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GIVE IT TO ME BLUE!

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I CANT WAIT FOR THIS MATCH BROS

formally watchable

HERE COMES THE PEPE

Who are those 2 between Dominic and Sin Cara 2?

I love you, Yea Forums

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This. Those legs running into that pert perfect ass. God, so many kids lost to her.

JUST ONE
LAST FIGHT

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/ourguy/

/tg/ here

Lads I just started watching

Have I missed anything good?

>This promo

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should manlets be forced to date taller butterfaces by law?

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HERE COMES THE PEPE

What will Shane fall/jump off of tonight?

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>face Miz

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Based shane with the world cup

All that grease,I can practically smell the tacos

entire civilizations, my dude

HERE COMES THE PEPE!

Now this is a piss break match except for the last five minutes when Shane kills himself jumping off something

>tfw I remember all the ppvs spent here where we would spam "HERE COMES THE MONEY" at the end of every ppv

Time flies

KNACK 2 BAYBEEEEE

What is the old fuck gonna jump off bro's?

RIP Shane

>Have I missed anything good?

No

>babyface miz
theres nothing more cringe

>CHINKA CHINK CHINKA CHINK
woah easy there Shane

LMAO

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STREAMING LIVE @@@@@@@@@

CLICK SHERK

BASEDSTREAM.COM
BASEDSTREAM.COM
BASEDSTREAM.COM

/out/ here

He got the tall genes from Eddie

Shane's jersey is black because he's turned heel. 'clever'.

Lesnar got squashed

go back to plebbit

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her cute feminine penis

Love you too bobbo poster.

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Is it obligatory for american wrestling crowds to have at least one 200 kg person in the front seats?

literally no reaction

It's like poetry...

BASED

HERE COMES THE PEPE

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Its falls count anywhere so I bet it will be silly

Why does Shane always have to take a spot on every big ppv?

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THE STATE OF THIS SHOW
can they have Flo Rida and Pitbull sing Green Light over and over and over again for the next three and a half hours or however long this shit is going?
GIVE ME THE DING-DONG DIDDLY BROS!

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the thing above the ring

love you fren

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I thought Ralphie May was dead

Miz is a face now? Huh

haven't really watched since Mainia 18

been here longer than you, pinhead

shane o mac ding-dong diddly bouta take the greatest bump of all time

>a few years ago literally all I wanted was to see Shane McMahon and Kurt Angle in WWE

do you think Vince wishes Stephanie fucked Rock instead of haitch?

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How many seats did he have to buy? At least three, right?

>Doing the shuffle even though you're a heel
Not cool Shane

Humberto Carrillo from 205/NXT and Raul Mendoza from NT

THREE INTROS

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he's the best in the world

The Miz is an okay promo but his matches bore me to sleep
Brb taking a piss

To the right is one of the 205 guys, Humberto something or other. No idea on the other one.

weird huh he's a great heel

THE PEPE KEEPS COMING

Sup bro.

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THREE PEPES IN ONE NIGHT

Piss break match

>no reaction
OH NO NO NO NO NO

kys Alvarez

AWWWWWWE
SOMMMMME

>seeing this morbidly fat fuck in the crowd last night was more entertaining than anything that's happened tonight

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is that a dick?

>three people left in predictions because of the pre show
When are we going to stop counting pre show matches?

MIZ IS OVER AS FUCK

that dx segment was pretty hard to watch, what the fuck is wrong with those boomers

How sad and predictable it was to see that """"""tank"""""" come out at the fucking HoF induction

Da best pure striker!

Still wish we got Miz v Bryan at WrestleMania. Too bad they blew their load too early with that one.

BASED MIZ

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I'm a Jets fan and yet have never felt this much disappointment seeing Metlife Stadium than right now

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> someone backstage unironically thought this was a “big match”

Apply this realization to every aspect of your life and that is how my 30s feel.

I WANT BIG SEXY BIG DADDY COOL BIG COCK THE SEXELLENCE OF SEXECUTION KEVIN "I HAD SEX" NASH TO CUM IN MY ASSHOLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND MAKE ME HIS LITTLE SISSY BITCH

I've always like Miz but he should never be the good guy ever

Why are matches called piss breaks? It takes me one minute tops to walk to the bathroom and piss.

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when was the last time Miz even said his "BECAUSE I'M THE MIZ AND I'M AWESOME" catchphrase

10/10 mania don’t reply

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This was supposed to be Bryan vs Miz
Fuck wwe. Imagine the kino, womemes wouldn't have main evented if based Bryan and based Hokage were feuding

Thank fucking god my edibles have kicked in

hopefully now i can somewhat enjoy this dogshit WM

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>WWE Live Watchalong
>it has a fucking child in it on camera falling down

Can we not just go back to the fucking IIconics please like last month?

>get my strapon user

what do?

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Kino shot. To be expected from a Hollywood star.

Based

MIZCHAELS HERE TO WIN THIS SHIT

>take a piss
>take a shit
>wash your hands
>get another drink
>feed the dog/cat
>get more food
>take another piss
>wash again

Unironically going to be match of the night

fuck you

Based Miz getting pyro

THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT MEETS THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MIZ PASTA

>not allowed to change in the locker room
HOLY FUCKING BASED BENOIT REFERENCE

PURE STRIKES

>HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA

Everyone knows he moved to Austin. Can they get anything right?

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>yes mommy

me on the left

Shane gave Miz a back rub.

>people chanted AWESOME
you fucking idiot

Because in a stadium it takes a lot longer, dweeb.

He cries himself to sleep at night wondering why she didn't go for Austin Rock or Hogan

Because if you're there live it takes like 15 minutes to piss.

shane's little thumps haha

Drumphf BTFO

>miz as a face

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this entire feud has been trash

Shane fast.

>get your ass in here
miz is the one that made it a falls count anywhere match

BASED SHANE WORKING THE MIZ

PURE STRIKES

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HOW PURE ARE SHANE'S STRIKES?

Because when you're at the live event it actually takes quite a good while longer to go from your seat out of the stands to the bathroom, take a piss, and get back.

They went really far during the falls count anywhere match on Smackdown, I feel like they aren't going to go that far this time

>those punches
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

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get it for her obviously

why would Miz's dad sit in the front row again after what happened the last time?

>people not realizing that the reason Brok lost is because he's having a UFC fight against DC soon

It was expected

i haven't watched rasslin' for the past few months

is the main event really Charlotte vs Becky?

sadly this is unironically true. Hopefully someone snaps their neck at some point tonight or something at least.

Because in the stadium you have to walk to the bathroom and maybe get a beer

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mmmmmm pure strikes

Shane fake fights like CM Punk real fights

>dont forget soap too!

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OMFG THEM PURE FUCKING STRIKES LOOK AT THEEEEEMMMMMM YES YES YES

I'll fuck you with a strap on instead of my penis, princess

Vince getting hurt tonight?

>Falls count anywhere match
>Majority of the match is in the ring

BASED user flexing his bladder control on the simps

How late is this show going to go on for?

They look fairly pure to me.

Shane is da best pure striker

Yes he is. Which is amazing, considering he has had a really rough time whenever he goes face. because much like Ric Flair, he's a natural heel.

my fucking dick

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DAMN MIZ GETTING MESSED UP
LOOKS LIKE A UFC MATCH

But I have a match against Batiista coming up

>washes hands
what are ya, some kinda post op simp

>falls count anywhere
>wrestlemania
>shane still throwing fake punches that miss by miles

mmmmmmm, those are some pure strikes

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This shit just started and it's already the most based match of the night.

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Yeah, HHH, deserves it after that shit earlier w/ the HoF. You want me to grab 'BIG BLACK'?

More a reference for the live crowd, where there will be a line for the bathroom and pissing will take anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes.

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>Shane as a chicken shit
That was believable in '99 but once he started falling off of titan trons, getting thrown through glass multiple times and getting his nuts zapped by car batteries it doesn't work.

Shane looks like a project manager more than a wrestler

Shane's making sure we get enough pure strikes tonight with Taker's absence

it went till 12 am central last year

Go outside please

PUREST STRIKES IN THE BIZ
PUREST STRIKES STRAIGHT TO THE MIZ

>sin cara cant even make it to the jobber royal anymore

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and Ronda, yes

this

FUCK THIS COMPANY

Absolutely cannot WAIT to hear Meltzer's take on this tomorrow.

BOOMER RISING THE FUCK UP

George getting involved!

Where's the insiderz

I don't want to watch daddy get poked in the back back again

BASED MISTER MIZ

Mizdad is gonna die tonight

Hmmmm wouldnt miss with thoses pure strikes

HOLY FUCKING BASED MIZ DAD

I am losing my sides

HOLY SHIT

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Miz's dad is gonna squash shane like a bug

oh for fucks sakes

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endlessly

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ow WWE security let in 2 ring runners two nights in a row

Did Miz' father take acting lessons? he was really bad last time

Miz Sr for 2K20

TRAINED BY THE BIG MAN HIMSELF

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BOOMER FIGHT!!!!!

SQUARE UP NIGGA

POPPA MIZ DRAWING DIMES FELLAS

THIS IS KINO

BASED FISTYCUFFS

I wish he was wearing a "Q" shirt

Who thought this shit was a good idea?

This is actually the best part of the entire night. This is just kino.

well his strikes cant be any worse than shanes

BASED GEORGE MIZ

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RIP Adam Sandler

PURE STRIKES FROM GEORGE BAH GAWD

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>George Mizanin run in

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Ok, guys. Give me your worst Miz puns

>Miz's Dad jumps over the barricade without a problem
You think they could at least pretend to have security try and stop him, after last night

Miz dad is a literal Boomer

We like the Miz dad stuff right?

Ref with the gloves on. We gonna see color tonight bros?

BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON

mirin those AirJordan shoes

holy cringola

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Shane obviously

Stop the damn fight the dad is gonna die!!!!

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CRINGE

holy fucking cuck dad miz has, my sides

MOTN this is fucking based

Ayo this match is fun

Did Miz get cut or something? The ref has gloves on.

GIVE HIM THE STRAP

Why is the ref wearing gloves

Someone get a fucking screencap of that kid's face right now

P U R E

Based user.

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there nothing boomers can't ruin?

So is every match with men gonna be shit now?

Yea Forums on the right

MR "PURE STRIKES" MIZ

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Miz sucks
Shane sucks
The commentary sucks
This sucks

no, reddit likes it you fucking mongoloid

>MizDad takes a bump
Well fuck

now this is some good carny shit

mizdad with better selling than gargano

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>Take a drink every time cole says wwe universe

The best in the world Shane who fought on par with AJ Styles and Undertaker before

lel

>dad runs in

This is actually pretty based.

That 10/10 selling

Now we need a Vince vs George match for summerslam

Based

Based

Oh looks like the back of his head is bleeding

wait I just remembered that that watch along show is supposed to be a thing

is anyone watching it?

MIZ IS LEAKING

Because of AIDS

Me

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>tfw this feud is proof that Miz is canonically on par with Undertaker

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E U P H O R I C

>Kevin Nash

This is easily match of the night so far and it didn't need one fucking flip.

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These are some pure strikes. I give them 3 and a half takers

Yea Forums here

Nigga where

That whole dad segment was there so Shane could get a breather

I would let Steph pegg me.

It’s okay, chat is super normie. We could probably raid it, or something.

Based stealing that for a thread.

Miz with the Okada dive

What a technique

That Kane bump by Miz.

next

Lads where the fuck is Alexa I thought I would be able get a few quick faps in between matches

based miz and based best in the world shane-o-mac

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how was he called at the very beginning of his life

The Jiz xD

>fighting on the outside
inb4 crazy Shane bump

MOAR

top kek

looking like voldemort

>all those jabronis with phones

Best storytelling easily

WRESTLEKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS.

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>Stephanie will never give you a prostate orgasm with just her heel.

why even live boys

gf

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

this

would anons let jennings suck their dick?

i knew this was gonna be the best match

What the fuck is that

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listen to all of those inferior languages