Wrestlemania 9

What happened in the crowd?

CROWD BEHIND RANDY

lmao hunter and all the pajeet marks are so scared of CH(a)Dew

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no, something was happening in the crowd

aY CARUMBA EL BARSINSO

STREAM LIVE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

CLICC SHERK

BASEDSTREAM.COM
BASEDSTREAM.COM
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>This is real wrestling

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TURN THE LIGHTS ON

Yes?
AJ is shit and always has been, user.
Orton is actually good

What is the crowd cheering for?

they popped when the lights went off

theres no way WM35 can be as much of a let dowen as that game... so watch wm35 instead

This match is so goddamn boring

Just buy Firepro.

The fuck is going on with the crowd?

The fuck is up with this crowd?

HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
PEDOOOOOOO
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted me, sex, shower, weights, clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

Things are exactly what they seem
He will defile the kids you see
Go check your boy again
I betting the mod's been in
He broke the rules when he went free
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted him, you've gotten a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

He holds your posts there in his hands
Know you'll try hard to understand
Their little minds won't turn
And all our stomachs will churn
They'll recognize who he iiiiiiiiis
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, or he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted me, you gotta get a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, or he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted he, you've gotten a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

Just let up now, never gonna work out
He's the kid diddler with this, there's no doubt
He did his sentence, but it's all over now
He's here to touch all the kids

We're wondering how this can be
All that hard work he does for free
Said things he shouldn't say
and now it's his time to pay
We hope his soap's all sliperyyyyyyyy
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, or he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted him, you've gotten a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

I know it isn't fair
I know how hard we try
I know it isn't fair
I know how hard they cry

PE-DO-MOD

You do realize AEW is bankrolled by a literal pajeet mark

>l-lewd
got anymore?

>Randy asking the ref what the fuck they're chanting for
>Then he plays to the crowd for a bit to get their attention back
Based or cringe?

Health care

RANDYS ASS

>Orton think he's getting pop

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I HAVE FIRE PRO BUT I HATE THE GRAPHICS AND 2K19 IS ON SALE FOR 20 BUCKS

the lights turned off

Lights ya simp

why do those girls have their hands in the other one's underwear?

Don't tell me guys...

Beach Ball mania?

I SEE JANNIES TAKING NAPS
THEY CANT EVEN MAKE
A STICKY THREAD
THEY ARE NIGGERS
THEY ARE NIGGERRRRRSSS

you have a pc? 2kmodz.com/

u play kh3?
Are you a girl?

Trust me, even this isn't as bad as that let-down

Boy you AEW marks will bitch about anything

They put in moves and clothing of the gooks specifically so you can download them

The fuck is up with this crowd?

>Hyper RKO

F
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RESTART THE MATCH CLAP CLAP CLAP WE CAN SEE NOW CLAP CLAP CLAP

No, the crowd can't see the match because of the light configuration.

Are we getting a spiral tap?

Absolutely Based. A true performer knows how to work the crowd. Indie spot monkey shitters wouldn’t understand.

Does it ever occur to you retards to say what song you're parodying?

buy it ya simp
make sure it's deluxe or ya won't ding-dong diddly get biker take though

Based because he knows without the crowd's attention the match will die

not in a million years =(

Couldn't see shit because the lights were too bright.

"BACK OF THE NECK" WHEN IT CLEARLY LANDED ON HIS BACK, LET'S PRETEND WE'RE BLIND OK THEN

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>pedomod deleted the /hoc/ Chad thread
SEETHING

lads.

Why was the crowd screaming before randy

I AM A REAL JANNY MAN
I LOOK FOR KID'S NUDES ON INSTAGRAM
I AM A REAL JANNY MAN
FAP TO CP ALL NIGHT
PRISON FOR LIFE

5 starts under a nujapan banner

>sticky

GO BACK TO REDDIIT YOU FUCKING LOSER

>faces undefeated so far

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Sorry that I know what a REAL PPV looks like.

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Based. He got attention back quickly.

terrible match

Honestly, this is probably match of the night

Oh shit AJ got him

yawn

Well that was underwhelming

>this match

eh

>even reading those posts

Song parody lyrics are the TNA of humor

Why no styles clash spot?

The fucking lights you retard. Read the thread.

ANOTHER SHIT ENDING

that's ding-dong diddly sad

They can now, the crowd popped when the lights were turned off.

Only good guys won so far

OOF

Solid 3 stars

Figured as much. Had it typed out during a cooldown.

>NO Styles clash
7/10 at most

THEY DONT WANT NONE

this match sucked. aj needs to retire

Two kinds of people

these counters look like botches. i'm so confused

Vince doesn't want anyone unhappy this year. If you're unhappy then you're a bitch ass smark and you don't matter.

***1/2

>All the faces win PPV

Yawn

Ran to the store for snacks right before the anthem what rid I miss?

When did AJ Styles stop being good?

Nice room, Cody - how is your ketchup packet supply? You know how dry those dogs are without it.

>not being able to figure it out

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I only watch wrestlemania and nothing else

Do the commentators normally sound like they couldnt give less of a shit?

casual here so the whole roman reigns has cancer thing was fake right?

That was just very meh.

jesus, this is just reminding me why I stopped watching prowrestling. once you've seen enough of it you can tell when the end is coming 9/10 times, and you can guess how long each match will be beached on how much buildup it got. Plus it seems like in 2/3 of the matches no one ever come up with anything clever to do between the planned spots anymore. fucking hell this crowd is silent

>match ends with a counter to an RKO counter
Everyone & their mama called that

That was kinda lame

Based match. The people saying this is boring are the same simps who were staring at their phones during okada's match last night

Let's watch with big show and friends
youtu.be/ueRX4cCKA6A

So far we have a 2 and a half star match, and a one star match.
This bodes well.

>didn't do the forearm to rko

booooo

B
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This looked like a Smackdown TV match.

Not enough false finishes and flips for ya, sport?

When he 40.

Why do I even watch this shit anymore. Trash stories and trash matches

See you at the G1

because it's a meaningless match in a meaningless filler feud

everyone look and laugh at this literal faggot

yes

Greatest Royal Rumble had a damn Sticky so why can't mania?

B-But Randy was suppose to win

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they're just bad. none of them have the energy of jim ross

i love sasha lads

That was okay, I guess.

We got 4 or so more hours or "terrible" to "meh" upcoming don't give up user

This mania is shit so far lol

>Cricket
Why would anyone bother?

>AJ's only lost at WM was to Jericho
>after he had beaten him about three times previously and before he pinned him the next night

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2015

This is already in contention for one of the most boring WMs yet

Brock getting BTFO

AJ needed a big win before he gets shipped to RAW

BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL

Who are the announcers?

>Based Big Dog is the match before the main event

JASETHY BTFO

THEY WONT MAKE ONE
THEY WONT MAKE ONE
THEY WONT MAKE ONE
THEY WONT MAKE ONE
ITS THE JANNY MAN
WITH NO STICKY THREADS
THEY'D RATHER FAP TO CUNNY INSTEAD

Just the one elimination that time, 14 remain.

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Jesus Christ, AJ has fallen off a cliff in terms of his wrestling ability over the past two years. Bryan managed to stay at an exciting level before his injury, and even after almost three years of being sidelined he still puts on entertaining matches. What's AJ's excuse for being so boring nowadays?

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6 ****** match if the ref had red shoes

I'm a pro wrestler, and these threads make me hate wrestling fans even more than I already do

hello tourist

LIKE A LADY
BRAP LIKE A LADY

BRAP

A FUCKING COMMERCIAL

IN THE SHOW OF SHOWS

THE SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS

FOR A FUCKING C-LIST CELL PHONE COMPANY AND A SHITTY VIDEO GAME

>sexy

Um, mysoginist much?

nah, I'm enjoying it way more than I ever enjoyed the one with Gaytch and Roman main eventing. Still my least favorite

>Whaddaya want from me AJ?

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SHE'S HERE

Why are there commercials during a PPV?

"KEKAHOLIC" LMAO

Level-headed answer: He probably had a slight flare up or weird test result, and based on his previous cancer (documented) they decided to work it up into a big deal.

Didn't say it was a good thing

LIKE A LADY
LIKE A LADY
LIKE A LADY

GayJ is a workrate fraud. Nak is the biggest victim desu.

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WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT!?

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these matches and the general vibe have really been underwhelming.
did vince get the booking for MITB and mania mixed up or some shit?

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WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!!

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LIKE A LADY

LIKE A LADY
(ACT LIKE A LADY)

When he lost to Bryan for the WWE Champs

They shot their load too early and did it on smack

SHE'S FINALLY GOING TO SAY IT

Why're they still doing this shit? What is their purpose? She's not sexy & North Carolina isn't that far south

>lacey evans was after brock and aj
LMAO

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youtube.com/watch?v=49xiqAZRD5o

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MOMMY

I wonder if Sasha Banks has a big meaty pussah or a tight little slit

We hate you right back you ringworm having faggot.

BASED LACEY
LIKE A LADY
(ACT LIKE A LADY)

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>No sticky

Yea Forums pedomods are useless

>Based gimmick because my micro peepee gets hard lol

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wtf are they doing with lacy?

Well, Lacey got her WM payday.

AYO UCE

Did he just say "sexy" southern bell? I always thought it was sassy for some reason

ENZO AND BIG CASS. THE MADMEN

what the fuck was that

you're just mad you can't get over

100% this, I wish it was worse, I'am falling sleep.

And here's Spongebob, ripping his pants again.

BRAP LIKE A LADY
BRAP LIKE A LADY

COPE

SEETHING

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This happens every year.

Wait what was the point of Lacey

THIS IS ACTUALLY A GOOD WOMAN GIMMICK

Everyone missed that entire match because of the lights lmao.

Nothing

lmao imagine being a wwe subscription and watching these commercials literal cucks

asp btfo

Alright so Lacey is actually just DOA.
What a shame.

Do you not watch? Anyone who watches and isn't a cucked smark faggot could look at the card and tell you it would be trash.

NO POINT

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FUCK NIGGERS

kek

>i'm in the final 14

This is the proudest moment of my life

Has any champ came out last?

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I know, I was just saying. I'm not trying to get you worked here

Jesus fucking Christ

DOWN SINCE DAY ONE ISH

I love this gimmick Act like a lady.
DOWN SINCE DAY ONE ISH

Lacey was made for spic dick tbqh

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>reminder that all blacks are nasties

Is she ever going to actually do something?

who are they even wrestling wasn't this match on the preshow

>Comparing concussions to back injuries

That whole segment with bliss, hogan, fuck niggers, jew and shit title as the first match was based. Its going downhill now...

Is EVERY CHAMP coming out first so far?

working mongs like you

ITS ENZO HES HERE HOlY SHIT

no way you bring girls in your room.

>all these anons confused with Lacey
She's just doing her modeling gimmick, you fucking retards.

>we couldve had uso hardys at mania
how come we didnt get that but got this fatal clusterfuck instead

>and you're watching it anyway

Remember when there was just the one token diva shit match and it was in the beginner and didn't last more than 10 minutes?

>it's an out in the preshow episode

Who's ready for Ricochet and that other guy to go over?

Literally why was Lacey even there?

>yfw there are 10 matches left and only one of them have the potential to be good.

Vince will make sure Bryan v Kofi goes on second to last to save the rest of the shitshow. He already knows the main event will be shit but had to do it because MUH WOMEN

Did she say it?

So Sasha in that cricket ad made me decide I'm going with tranny porn tonight. What the fuck did my dick (and Sasha) mean by this?

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What do you hope to achieve?

>tag team
piss break

Bryan had a neck injury as well. Still no excuse for AJ.

This sort of mentality is un-ironically why America is in terminal decline.

you sound like an incel

Of course

Sheamus looking cut as fuck

Sasha DRIPPING wet in the locker room

Shamo and Cesaro are such jobbers now, but seem like really cool blokes.

>falling for this
This is some crazy lady from twitter's room.

>real wrastlin'

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Shut the fuck up Manny

Guys, why don't I care about a single match on this card?

Based Dutchman and Flippy Smiley Nig going over

Damn Cesaro's balls hanging out

e-drones

She's a fucking former Marine, do some Tony from SvR 2008 shit with her

LACEY IS HONESTLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT WHAMEN'S WRESTLING

no. i stopped watching wrestling in 2014 or so.
i only come back for the rumble, wrestle kingdom, and mania.

Holy fucking flaming faggot

This time last year, Nakamura was "main eventing" WrestleMania.

What a fall from grace.

>Nakamura weighs 220lb

And my penis can satisfy a woman.

Sheens gay

Naga More Ah

u r a fagot

Audibly chuckled, thank you user

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>wears a raincoat
LMAO

>lana drunk at the HoF

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Who are /ourguys/ in this match?

that bombshell gimmick she started with was fucking dimes.

It means you like your men feminine

League of Nation 2.0
W
H
E
N

RASTAFARI HAS BEEN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

>no pop for RuRu

Still sad about it

LANA!

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She looks like a pretty hot tranny. A ridiculous amount of wwe women look like trannies

Did Lana have some major work done to her face or something? She looks a lot different

I want to be slapped by Lana

Lana works my pee pee into a shoot.

Because Jeff is fragile as shit, he did the poetry in motion during the BR and he was down for the rest of the match, Matt had to go check on him afterwards.

Naka and Rusev

rusev and shinsuke
but the n00bs are going to win

NO MAN IS EVER TRUELY DONG

Really bros
Mania is just a glorified raw.
There are ZERO blood feuds.

Look at this wak ass tag match.

Don't be poor and buy better seats

>No Pyro for Rusev
Feels bad man

Probably the haircut. It's a lot shorter now.

>Nakamuras outfit

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THIS crowd is SHIT

>I flew 2 different distances
This has to be a joke.

RICHOCHET BASED ENTRANCE I GOT GOODSEBUMPS NIGGER

Nakameme and Rusev

what gayness is this

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Ricochet looking swaggy

>Ricochet's goofy face when he takes in the scale of mania

who the fuck is this little nigger

WHATS TANAHASHI DOING IN THE WRESLTEMANIA ZONE

>Enzo and Cass invading ROH
>Rock n Roll Express in 2019
>Pro wrestling at it's absolute finest

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EPIC SLEEP MAN INCOMING

are you going to tell me the source?

MUH GYMNASTICS MOVES

>Nakamura is stealing Prince Iaukea's gimmick
They're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

God I hate this faggot Richogay

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY

>flippy shit going over in all three main matches so far

Truly the worst timeline

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

ALL BULGARIANS REPORT IN

BCИЧКИ БЪЛГAPИ PAПOPTУBAЙTE

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Did you guys enjoyed your first ?

>ZERO blood feuds
Buddy Murphy just got a tiny one on his left eye.

FADE TO NAP

Can you blame them? Look at the trash they've had to sit through so far.

>2 coconut niggers
>1 white and 1 black
>2 "whites" but one is Irish
>1 white and 1 Jap

Who do we want here?

They should have made this a ladder match and added the Hardys.

who is richocet supposed to be?

Kek looks like a faggot.

He thinks he's Ultimo Dragon. Hopefully his neck will be sawdust tonight.

>fade2nap

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How many double dollars was he paid to advertise that?

holy shit black's suit lol

Oh you should see his partner.

never understand why hot chicks cut their hair. it's always hotter when it touches their ass

Who the fuck is richochet what a shitter

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY

Aliester Black is a faggot

My network stream is fucking up. Thanks wwememe!

Is this going to top Black getting crucified at BLACKCRAFT WRESTLING: NO APOLOGIES???

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>Randy Orton has a singles match at WrestleMania in 2019

>Rusev and Shinsuke Nakamura don't

>Black's coat

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OH SO EDGY, OMG CAN'T TAKE IT SO BADASS FAKE TOUGH GUY

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DI DLY
I DONG THE DINGS YOU NEVER DONG
AND YOU'LL BE DING-DONG DIDDLY

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DING

not as gay tho

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>0 reaction from the crowd
lmao

*creaks*

So how does Alestair Black get on his doom mattress? Does he walk out on the stage and lie down on it? Do people wheel him out?

TIMES NEW ROMAN

Based

damn that vest is metal as fuck

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SOUND EFFECT AHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHY DO THEY OVER PRODUCE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Why people likes so much Alister Black?

I mean he's just a manlet.

BORINGGG REFUND

>THIS crowd is SHIT

People say this every week, maybe it isn't the crowds that are the problem

POST THE DING-DONG DIDDLY WEBM GODDAMN

>Aleister Black

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I swear, Phillips is saying "SNIGGERS" instead of Snickers.

How long until Vince renames Aleister Black to just Aleister?

based patrician chad

Soplame la Vela

why are teh USSS wearing KKK robes?

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>black and ricochet in wrestlemania main show already
probably the fastest nxt push

HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH NJIRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN

You've probably had half an inch of hair on your head your whole life and don't get how annoying long hair is.

Charlotte is winning tonight

Mr Aleister Black

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60 billion

*crickets*

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>advertising a 20 year old anime

These two are like a pair of hardgay superheros

Fricking baysed!!!!

>not renaming him to just black

THE REF IS A Qt

>Ominous man form Amsterdam
Always makes me laugh

Where are the so call new tag belts that "leaked"

New

Literally who are these fucking people? Where is Taker? Where is Kane? Where is Cena?

Because Nuck Figgers uce

I'd mark out if Aleister Black dies in the ring for Satan.

Basses

una vela?

sorry lad but im TURK bull

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>10 likes
more than i could get desu

I'm here because of Batista.

>only two teams are legal at a time
holy fuck this is just a glorified RAW like others have said already
why wasnt this a ladder match?

Put one guy from each team in at once I hate this "tag in on the opponent" shit

Around SummerSlam

Multi-man tag matches make no sense. Why would you EVER tag one of your opponents in?

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>4 teams
>only 2 men are legal at a time
that's fucking stupid

gonna be only 2-3 left after this likely.

time for a nap grandpa

Godamn those entrances took forever

Lol turk. Pol is that way Brown bitch

what happened to her? She used to be so hot. But I don't think shes gotten work on her face so wtf is it?

This match is retarded. Whatever happened to the tornado tag matches? The ones that are actually interesting. Man, and this is Wrestlemania too. What utter shit.

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW RICOCHET WAS PRINCE PUMA ON LUCHA UNDERGROUND

she got some botox for sure, maybe some lip implants

THE WALL

me2

She's married

How boring is this? My 12 year old stepson is sitting in the living room with me watching this, and I look over and he's reading a book.

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kiss him

>my wife's son

Your wife left you to take care of her son while she visits the bull?

wifes son
Kill yourself my man.

Reddit is 0------>> that way

Day one ish

plz no bully. wife is sleeping. we're all white. biological dad died in a car crash when the kid was a toddler.

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