What the fuck? Edition
WRESTLEMANIA THREAD #8
In case people forgot what Hogan said:
“I am a racist... fucking n*****s. I mean, I’d rather if she was going to fuck some n*****r, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall n****r worth a hundred million dollars! I guess we’re all a little racist. Fucking n****r.”
Not okay.
That match was such trash lmao
Buried his ass
you da man seff
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE BURNED IT DOWN
Roman BTFO
11 matches to go
Best WrestleMania of all time incoming?
I got worked
JERRY JERRY JERRY
Everyone hates Bulbasaurs, though.
>the city of suplex city
Based Hogan. Fuck niggers.
Becky or Kofi, who's losing?
based lawler
mark ass bitch
>Not what the bork? Edition
It's shit
go away
>underage thinking it's the first time a face cheats to win
>Yea Forums already worked to tears
WEEP WOOP
Rip brocks peen
Thank god this booty title reign is over
REIGNS GOING TO SMACKCHAD CONFIRMED
This entire match is real life shitposting
THIS IS NUMBER NINE
rollins fans rn
BASED HOGAN
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK THE JANNY
>that dude who patted Brock on the shoulder like "It's alright, Brock."
>Brock immediately turns for half a second ready to fucking smash someone for touching him
>That guy giving Brock a pad on the shoulder
Fucking lmao
BASED SETH WORKING THE ENTIRETY OF Yea Forums
If you didn’t like that. Just turn your tv off you’re miserable and nothing satisfies you
CURTAINS?
I DON'T JERK NONE
Time for the only match I care about
>AJ WITH THE PYRO
You can thank Paul for Seth going over. Old man Vince wanted brock to go over tonight. but trips nope that shit and made sure Brock got squashed. Good riddance to a part time faggot.
>buy one shirt, get a second for $1
Oh boy, I hope they're not sold out of XXXL "I'm a hugger" and "Boss" shirts.
If Bryan v Kofi is next I’m legit turning it off fucking sweet
i was hoping for kofi to lose, but teh way things are going, probably not
becky for sure tho
At least Bryan is winning.
Can I have a 2 sweet?
I was on twitter that entire match.
Crossed the 600 barrier
>aj styles
piss break already? goddamn
>borkshits seething
DEAD CROWD IS DEAD HOLY SHIT
ya seethin?
SEETHING 4 Hulkster
That was one of only three matches I'm looking forward to. Fuck this company and fuck this show
AJ/Orton on now? Gay as fuck, but maybe they'll get shit out of the way and I can take a nap
If Bryan doesn't retain, I'll stop watching
I would have preferred
>Brock counters 3rd stomp with F5 attempt
>Seth counters and hits 3rd stomp
>Brock kicks out
>Seth lands 4th stomp
>Wins
Seth kinda won effortlessly.
webm pls
>all their best mens matches will be over in the first hour
>Last couple of hours will be only womens matches
>Bork sells his ass off for AJ, Bryan even fucking Finn "The Gay Community" Balor
>puts on that shitshow with Seth
lol Seth must be just as insufferable as he seems in person
>no pyro for AJ
Give this match at least 15 minutes and it will be dimes.
AJ's hair is so disgusting
lmfao brock really did just want to fuck off home
BASED HOGAN ONE MORE RUN. HE SHOULD BEAT KOFI COME ON VINCE
Good guy WWE letting everyone leave early.
Gonna go take a shower during this boring ass Styles/ Orton match.Unlike you incels, I had to work today
The snakes look like poop
Did anyone else see the big snakes?
Absolutely fucking based. Heel Rollins might be back on the menu boys.
WHERE IS OUR STICKY MODS? THIS IS Yea Forums'S BIG NIGHT
WTF are those ugly 3D animations?
MOTN coming up
I just means that Kofi is getting buried for massive heel heat for Bryan. OR it means Vince is just going to give the fans everything they demanded in terms of title changes.
Vince is based af letting us all go to sleep early
SNEKS
Thank you Yea Forums for drawing the house.
>Brock is to old and big to run anything other than squash matches with occasional hope spots
>Come up with a creative and unexpected way to get the title off of him
>Unpleasable nerds on the internet complain anyway
And you wonder why Vince despises wrestling fans
MOTIVATED RANDY AND BASED AJ
>KINO INCOMING
KINO INCOMING
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The CG shit is so fucking stupid
blandy boreton
why are there piles of shit on the stage
THEY TALK TO MEEEEEEEE
What's Shinsuke doing for WM?
Based
We going over today brother
>AJ vs Boreton
Holy fuck, worst mania so far
2015 was peak /wwe/
LMAO
Orton!
POOP SNAKES LOL
What stream are tou watching? He got fireworks user.
based. FUCK NIGGERS
Let's go Snek!
Thise shirts dont sell anymore. You better hurry to get an asuka and becky lynch shirt
Got AJ at +money yesterday. Feeling pretty good right now.
Asuka let me down though.
>Vince put all the matches people want to see first
absolutely based, can't wait to sleep early today
Thought they would be more elaborate with Bork losing, guess he didn’t want to wait a couple of hours just to drop it and just wanted his pay
THEY TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you retarded he had great pyro
>Randy Orton match
is there anything worse than Randy Orton fans on Yea Forums?
I'm glad Brock offered to lose.
This means both Kofi and Becky can lose now thankfully
If they put on Bryan and Kofi after this I'd watch all the matches I wanted to watch.
Was that huge piles of shit on the sides of the stage?
>sperm snake
>shit snakes
Whoever does graphics must hate Orton
LYRICS CHAD WHERE ARE YOU
go away spics
>Those 3d sneks
That CG stuff is so cringy
Based Germans
Hope this match is good lads
photoshopped snakes lel
You blind, nigger?
That wasn't German.....
>that Spanish commentary
Neither one are going to lose.
>AJ's gear is AEW colors
Styles for All-Elite Confirmed.
Randy kills the Indie legend.
How do you watch in VR?
two trumpchads, who do i root for bros
Based Hunter letting us get to bed early
I just got back from getting Chinese takeout and saw Jani out on the town.
You're either late or retarded.
>not wanting Natalya's Claws Out Paws Out shirt
Jerking off lads in the back row of the cinema for $5 bucks a pop isn't work.
I SEEE E CHADS STREAMING LIVE
THEY DRAW THE DIMES
ON THE GRANDEST STAGE
the fuck...
>biggest wrestling event of the year
>can't get a sticky
Uhhh can you ding dong diddly explain yourselves Yea Forums?
becky is so fucking cringe
Tag with rusev i think for smackdown titles
>INB4 Styles clash into RKO ending
>Snek has designs on his kneepads
fucking finally changed his look up
Cute!
tag title mach with Rusev vs usos, the bar and the two nxt kids
el gringANO damas y caballeros
can someone please post all the Orton theme song copypastas you have
Sounds like ya got worked by a lyricschad at some point
the snakes look like that shit emoji
Why Do they have to act like I have to care about those spanish announcers? All Latinos are invaders they don't give a fuck about this country.
>creative
ahhhh, idk, but i agree with you regardless
So it seems that every championship or most of them are going yo change hands
The match is beginning right?
>working on Sunday
>calling anybody else an incel
Gotta go give my dog is his insulin shot. brb frens
lel
BASED JANNIES with no sticky earning that $0 check
Trying to break the summerslam thread record.
Stream @@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Click sherk
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how would that work ?
I mean, last time we got a sticky everyone just spammed it until it happened, so - MODS, STICKY PLEASE.
Suzuki did that the other night in Bloodsport lmao
pedomod is incarcerated
I HEAR MELTZER IN MY HEAD
HE GIVES THE STARS
HE GUIDES THE FANS
HE COMFORTS ME
YOU GOT YOUR RUSSOS AND YOUR PRICHARDS
ALL WHO LOVE TO SLANDER DAVE
BUT HIS DIRTSHEET IS MY BIBLE
EVERY ISSUE I WILL SAVE
I HAVE A VOICE WHO RATES THE MATCHES
I WILL WATCH IT IF HE RAVES
I HAVE A VOICE WHO GIVES THE RATINGS
AND HIS STARS ARE WHAT I CRAVE
I WATCH YOUNG BUCKS FLIPPING
I CHEER YANO'S KIDDING
I SMELL CODY SHITTING
I DO GEDO'S BIDDING
I HEAR MELTZER IN MY HEAD
HE GIVES THE STARS
HE GUIDES THE FANS
HE COMFORTS ME
Based Hulkster
Who /snek/ here?
HOW DUMB CAN THAT GUY BE LMAO
LESNAR IS FOR REAL
Its not about faces cheating to win. Seth won in literally 4 moves.
lel
>>Brock is to old and big to run anything other than squash matches with occasional hope spots
Damn he must've been hit with some accelerated aging ray since he had a good match with Daniel Bryan just 5 months ago.
In this thread: marks getting wizerked
BASED
>Bragging about working on a Sunday.
>writing it out
ya can't ding-dong diddly hang with the wolves, kid.
I HATE NIGGERS OH SO BAD
THEY NEED TO GO
THEY MAKE ME MAD
I'LL LYNCH THE NIGS
THEY GOT THEIR BULLETS AND THEIR PISTOLS
ALL DESIGNED TO KEEP THEM SAFE
BUT WHEN MY ROPE COMES A'CALLIN'
OVER THEIR NECKS, IT WILL DRAPE
I HATE THE NIGGERS OH SO BADLY
HATE THEM ALL, I'LL SEAL THEIR FATE
AND IF MY DICK GETS A STIFFY
THEN I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO RAPE
I HEAR NIGGERS CRYING
I SEE NIGGERS DYING
I TASTE NIG BLOOD DRYING
I FEEL MY NOOSE RISING
I HATE NIGGERS OH SO BAD
THEY NEED TO GO
THEY MAKE ME MAD
I'LL LYNCH THE NIGS
I'LL LYNCH THE NIGS
I'LL HANG THE NIGS
THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO
I'LL CLEANSE THE WORLD
FOR ME AND YOU
I'LL LYNCH THE NIGS (LYNCH THE NIGS, LYNCH THE NIGS, LYNCH THE NIGSSSSS)
I'LL LYNCH THE NIGS (LYNCH THE NIGS, LYNCH THE NIGS, LYNCH THE NIGSSSSS)
Something feels ominous about this show. There's going to be a career ending botch. Screenshot this post.
kek, dude's heart probably skipped a few beats
wrestling matches are so boring can we fast forward to the rko outta nowhere
also based brock putting another under 5 minute classic
It works too
This place has literally zero moderation, did the Nash/Deadie threads every minute not tip you off?
NAME ONE *GOOD* ORTON MATCH
YOU CAN'T
MOTN incoming
This for sure is a rib. First a dick now piles of shit.
>not "he talks to me bout new japan"
crigne
based WWE putting in strategic pissbreak matches every second match
Based
What about this statement is wrong in any way
based
>typing it out
ding-dong diddly
you are right, also checked
I can't
MODS AIN'T STICKING TO THIS THREAD
BECAUSE IS SHIT
AND THEY DON'T WANT
TO STICKY CRAP
Get this autism out of here.
kek crowd chanting TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
did someone even tell vince that it was a bad idea to book all the irrelevant matches nobody wants to watch last?
The first Jinder/Orton match was kino.
>Brock getting his rematch tomorrow
We're beating the Saudi show record of 39 gamethreads
I don't understand how this shit passes, it's not like they don't pre-render the snakes. WWE has one of the best mograph teams on the planet.
Close but nice try!! you get a prize.You get to tell your mother I said hi.Just go upstairs and stick your fat neckbeard out of the basement and tell her she left her thong at my place last week
why does all AJ's big match be boring?
srs question guys
Based seff secured America, the wwe titile is mot getting BLACKED today
*throws beach ball*
His match with The Undercarder was pretty good
How hard would you pop if Hulkster ran interference and hit Kofi with the legdrop?
The top white bar of the massive screen makes it look like a browser window
this match should've been on the pre-show
This match fucking sucks too lads
>gay Eurocuck chants
i agree so i'll steal your thunder and be in the screenshot
>Seven Nation Army chant
Miz vs shane when
Only match im interested
who is this
That's it I'm rewatching "A Matter of Pride"
>its real
wtf
I swear to God, all AJ Styles matches put me to sleep. What does anyone see in this guy?
orton vs rollins
>this match
Big E is like the worst type of black person. The one that hates white people but is secret about it. You can tell the seething ooze out of him all the time. Everything Hogan said is true and cock suckers like Big E will site there pretending all blacks are angels.
Steph threw a temper tantrum to get her way this Mania.
MEME CHANTS OH NO NO NO NO NO
>crowd chanting for the lights to be turned off instead of the match
WWE on suicide watch
Against Benoit summerslam
>your mom!
lol I see you didn't bother washing yourself fren :^)
I work everyday scooter.You just hope mommy and daddy bring you your game fuel and 4 lokos everyday, and keep the fridge stoked for you loser ass
But did Big E listen to the Hulkster or is Big E just being a preaching asshole who has to harp on someone who has apologized multiple times already?
I like Randy's scoop powerslams even though that one wasn't as crisp as usual
Wtf are those retards chanting? Is it about the lights? Did the WWE NOT learn from Friday?
Living on past glory, he's been having nothing but snoozefests for a year
OH SWEETIE, YOU DON'T LIKE WOMEN MAIN EVENTING? YOU MYSOGINISTIC PIG, WHO HURT YOU, HUH?
where's RAW taking place tomorrow?
BORRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG
Say your prayers little cuck
Don't forget wife's son
To include Eddie's butt
I fuck you in, warm within
Keester bleeds from dick
Til the negro he cums
Sleep with one quad torn off
Gripping your steroids tight
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Giant dong, can't be white
Heavy balls tonight
The throbbing's a delight
Dreams of four, dreams of five
Negros at my taint
Think I'm gonna be raped, yeah
Sleep with ring gear torn off
Clawing your rapist's back
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Now I lay me down to sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my hole to keep
I pray the Lord my hole to keep
If I die before he rapes
If I die before he rapes
I pray the Lord my hole to gape
I pray the Lord my hole to gape
Hush little negro, don't say a word
Never mind that noise you heard
It's just Phil Brooks under your bed
Living rent free in your head
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Painful glans
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Boo! No dimes!
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
>vocaroo.com
Is 2K19 worth $20? it's on sale.
faggot
not even aj can carry this shitter to a decent match
His matches were God-tier from 2016 to RR 2017 but after that he has been mailing it in for two years.
Some bitch from game of thrones
In the arena right now. The lights are like the sun, like I'm getting abducted by aliens brahs.
Will Roman get booed?
This is the first time Roman will meet a real smark audience.
what are they chanting?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY CHANTING?
>random boos
Are the beachballs already out?
They're chanting "Please turn the lights off"
Blandy Snoreton
yeah sure
>OHHHH, PLEASE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
Fuck this 0 dimes nigger
waiting for the based RKO
>Paid millions for 2 and a half minutes work
Barclays probably
that lights
god no
It's snek
I think they're getting blinded by the lights.
Every AJ match sucks
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I was hyped by the Hulkseter's music hitting at the start of the show then I was left confused by Seth actually winning and now Orton/Styles are easing me into slumber.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THRE CHANTING IM GOIN LOOPY HERE
what does a calf crusher feel like, bros?
All blacks aren't niggers. The problem is some people assume that is what people mean.
>boring randy match
is anyone really surprised?
"Please turn the lights off" in the Seven Nation Army tune
>gets boo'd and off match random chants in every single PPV match he has
All he really had is two things: he never missed a PPV match in TNA and he absolutely refused to go to WWE until he realized TNA was fucked.
Basically he was the "lolz he's so anti-WWE so he's based" guy. Same thing as Nakamura - anti WWE and when he finally realized he's too old and outdated he joined WWE
WWE is the big leagues and they're both big fish in small ponds. Now they're big fish in oceans with sharks
just do the rko skit and end this
I know that already, but the people were also doing the Seven Nation Army song.
This just in!! Cena will be involved in Kurt Angle's match, special guest ref
BORING BORING BORING
BASED WOLFCHAD CALLING OUT SOITH ROLLSOI
Yeah, it only gets worse from here user
Nah
CANT SEE SHIT SENPAI
what system bro
You missed one, Deadie. Kek.
Walk with elias chant
Based recall
I can see just fine from home, you should have done what I did
get fucked
what the hell was that sequence?
>Will Roman get booed?
he's got leukemia
was that a botch?
those lights do look bright as fuck, id be pissed too
PC sure - it's pretty neat. But make sure you get a controller - no idea how it is on PS4/Xbox, though. But on PC with a 1050 and shitty i5-4960 and 8GB of RAM I ran it at 60 FPS
Wow, what a horrible spot.
sounded like british people chanting. based hooligans.
Has AJ ever actually won a WWE match by calf-crusher submission? The STF remains a relevant move for Cena because he has actually ended big matches with it, so when he uses it as a rest spot, you could actually believe he might end a match with it
Why do they even have lights shining on the crowd? Seems pointless
remember when edrones convinced themselves that aj was the best wrestler in the world
this shitter is so fucking boring
They were chanting "please turn the lights off" to that tune, fucking simp
KEK
omg shitposting on Yea Forums straight from mania, based
when was the last time randall did that backbreaker?
He's phoned it in ever since he got the Cena and Bork matches.
>WE CAN'T SEE
i dont know
i dont pay attention to matches
You're right.. This is going to be known as the Reverse Wrestlemania. Glad I took Monday off and have plenty of booze.
Fans are chanting to turn the lights down because of this: twitter.com
How many people are left
>WE CAN'T SEE
Most are and we need to stop being caught up in semantics.
>not all blacks are bad therefore we can't talk about the majority who are
These are the kind of semantics fucks like Big E will try to lock you in.
no
Decent black people are put down by the others and called coons and that they're acting white. SAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it looks good on my feed
>"WE CAN'T SEE! WE CAN'T SEE!!"
randy
>let me just lay down so aj can 450 me
???
OH!
OH!
OH!
Put on sunglasses bro
based
Calf crusher isn't a finisher for him like STF is for Cena
I went to put the laundry in, came back and apparently Seth won, what the fuck? How did he win?
>gets no days off
Just stop. Your job is shit.
He won the US title once via calf crusher
Can you zoomers use real words or are you stunted and retarded from gay memes?
>8 retweets
>18 likes
The absolute fucking state
The stadium looks pretty with all those lights on though.
He's beaten Jericho and I think Bryan with it
On 2K19 can you download all the New Japan wrestlers
the absolute state of wwmeme
I missed the Seff-Bork match. What happened?
...
FUCKING LMAO
This is why I'm glad I didn't waste my money on this shit and it only takes me 30 minutes to drive to MetLife from my house.
jesus fucking christ
>he didn't save the original lyrics the day it was posted
>he didn't listen to the vocaroo
ohnononono
lol they turned off the lights
Why the fuck would anyone go to a PPV in person? Like Raw or smackdown sure but not the stadium shows
that superplex was kino
imagine paying to go to this garbage
Brock raped seth in the middle of the ring
>hehe my hat makes me edgy and cool
Low blow & 3 curbstomps
>crowd cheering for the lights shutting off
BASED
hahaha the trolling lights
And you've got the cornerpost blocking you, what a shit seat
lmao
Imagine seeing this on the seating chart and being retarded enough to not realize it's diagonal to the ring where they've put up pillars for years at outdoor shows
Anyone who thought 2016 Smackdown was "fun" because AJ acted like a wittle bully for 5 minutes a week probably started watching at that point, he's boring as hell
Brock beat the shit out of Seth before the match started, match started, ref bump, Seth hit a low blow, hit the curb stomp 3 times and pinned him 1 2 3. It was pretty shit.
>finishers
maybe they should call it something else
>Orton thinks the chants are for him
thats fucking gay
Same here, I live right next to Rutherford, no way I was going to waste $300 to deal with the Meadowlands traffic and shit seats.
this match fucking sucked
BASED BBAJ
YEAH great match
Is WWE dying? be honest with me lads.
Have I just outgrown it or is it really boring af? Are we witnessing its last days?
COMMERCIALS
on a PPV? wtf
lol this guy, weclome to corporate america, nigger
>southern belle Lacey making the yankee carpetbaggers seethe
BASED
>Usos
2 fake tough guys that sat there during rastamans run in
It's the absolute worst it's been since Orton vs Cena in 2009 and HHH vs Orton in 2010. Like, rock bottom bad, because there's not even a Taker vs HBK match.
No you're right it's on its last legs 100%
No pyro for rusev lol
based
how the fuck did the jannies get FREE mustangs.
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Alright, who has the looping gif of that?
I know man, just ignore it
white knighting an obvious racist by letting us know he wasn't being racist racist just racist. kek. go back to pol