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WRESTLEMANIA GAMETHREAD 7
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WE HATE NIGGERS
That's what Nash said.
groids eternally btfo
BROTHER!
Alexa Bliss runs wild on me?
FUCK NIGGERS, JANNIES AND PEDOMOD
As soon as the Hulkster shows up, Yea Forums goes over Yea Forums.
The Hogan bump is real brothers.
Except bobby, he's based
How badly are New Day seething right now?
Alexa is soaking wet right now.
Has anyone ever answered the question, what cha gonna do?
>AND FUCK NIGGERS
seriously vince???
>Hulk Hogan
>Alexa Bliss
Yep seems about right
HE SAID IT
NIGGERS AND REDDIT SEETHING BASED HULKSTER
WHATS HAPPENING
Is Brock/Rollins really happening this early?
N
BASED HULKSTER
he has morphed into alfred hitchcock
what i see here in metlife center is 80000 niggers
JEWS FUCKING EVERYWHERE
NIGGERS BTFO FOR ETERNITY
>Jasethy curtain jerking again
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>still no sticky
FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK BULBASAURS
>Hulk Hogan
>Alexa Bliss
imagine their babies, lads
go legdrop the kike hulk
>14 matches
>starts as a regular raw
Its funny how they can't announce the state they are in because they would have to admit they are in New Jersey and not NY
WTF
Based Hulk
Fuck that jew Heyman
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MY NAME IS....
HOGAN RAPED ALEXA BLISS IN THE SPRING OF 2019
HOGANS GOING OVER BROCK AGANE
THIS IS NUMBER 8!!!
What the fuck is happening? Where is my wrestling?
>jasethy is curtain jerking
LMAO
BASED PAUL SAVING 'MANIA
BROCK VS HULKAMANIA BROTHERRRRRRRR
BASED PAUL HEYMAN
BASED POLITICKING BROCK AND HEYMAN
WOMEME BTFO
FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT
Why no sticky?
/int/ boutta ding-dong diddly get buried
HOLY FUCKING BASED
>champ out first
JUST
U
S
T
Get in the chatroom, you marks!
Where is bobboposter I want to know I'm loved
>1000 matches to get through
>15 minutes and all we've had is promos
>Sethety getting squashed first match of the night in seconds
LMAO
Paul coming in to announce he finally found those checks he wrote but never sent out
Seff opening lol.
>if Brock isn't last we're not going to appear in a match
I... don't see a problem? Can Brock not appear at all?
>Paul "FUCK WOMEN" Heyman
>las vegas
Lesnar to AEW confirmed
I put something sticky in youre mom
here comes the champ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BASED BLISS AND HULKSTER SAYING FUCK NIGGERS
OH NONONONONONNO THE UNIVERSAL TITLE IS CURTAIN JERKING
>Seff is opening
OH NONONONONOOOOO
>universal title first
LOL SETH ON SUICIDE WATCH
WHAT NO I LOVE YOU Yea Forums BOBBO
wtffff
Based Heyman saving us from 8 hours of this shit
REEEEE MY APP IS SKIPPING
REDDIT IS FUCKING SEETHING NIGGERS ARE CRYING BASED HULK
BASED PAUL HEYMAN GIVING US WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR EARLY SO WE CAN TURN IT OFF RIGHT AFTER
BASED PAUL MAKING US LEAVE SOONER
The state of Bork
this is perfect, i get to go to bed early
Paul "SHUT IT DOWN" Heyman
Bring Lexi back.
>"6'7 man barely towers over 5' woman
CRINGE
you da man seff
no one jerks that curtain quite like you
thank god i can stop watching after this match
>STARTING WITH BORK
>Seth curtainjerking
OHNONONONO
Didn't take long brother.
Thank you based bookers I don’t have to stay up late I can pass out early.
they would be height mogged for eternity
I GET TO SLEEP EARLY
THANK YOU BASED VINCE
Welp. Brocks winning.
fuck off
>inb4 Hulk pins Kofi for the title later tonight
I love you, Yea Forums
Also top title in the curtain jerker lmao
uh what
God I love Paul Heyman.
FUCKING BASED
SOON
Nice I can turn it off after the first match, this went better than expected
>Seth opening
>Seth still going on earlier than Roman
was it just me or the pop for hogan pretty quiet?
might just be the open stadium acoustics
>Cena challenges Brock for the REAL main event later
HOLY DIMES
LET’S DO THIIIIISSSSS??!!!!???!?
Big E said earlier on twitter that Hogan apologized to him
Universal Champ should be on the preshow desu
STREAM LIVE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
CLICC SHERK
BASEDSTREAM.COM
BASEDSTREAM.COM
BASEDSTREAM.COM
@AAAAAAAAAAAAA
LADS ITS HAPPENING
>champion comes out first
CHAMP OUT FIRST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Janny getting blacked with Nash
oh shit brock's winning
MAIN EVENT ON FIRST
THANK YOU PAUL
>Alexa has power to summon racists and jews
>one of those jews has the power to summon Brock Lesnar
>Brock Lesnar has the power to summon fireworks
Who can stop this woman
AHAHAHAHA THEY KNEW NOBODY GAVE A FUCK SO THEY MADE IT THE CURTAIN JERKER
KAIRI CONFIRMED FOR CHALLENGING BROCK LATER TONIGHT
HOLY SHIT
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
Brock wants out as soon as possible so he doesn't have to interact with Kofi and the other coloreds
so brock is shoot pissed and wants to go home early?
Is there literally any reason to stay up after this match is over?
LMAO Based WWE saving my sleeping schedule.
Brock literally jerking the curtain
Hogan is fucking DIMES
Yeah confirmed no "feel good" ending for this match.
>p-please give me the stars, Dave
holy fuck im so glad I got a taima gold account
its so damn smooth
That means he loses you dumbass mark
Embrace Seth Freakin' Rolling as your new champ
BASED OPENING
Berry Belt Burried!
LATE PYRO
he was shoot 6'5 at his peak and he's lost some height due to surgeries
>start show with main title match
Blackcraft Wrestling: WRESTLEMANIA
PYRO
SEFF SUCH A WEAK DRAW, HE ENDS UP GOING 1ST EVEN WHEN HE GOT A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AND BROCK
SEFF SUCKS
SEFF SUCKS
SEFF SUCKS
BRILLIANT DEDUCTION SHERLOCK
My thoughts too. He's the kind of guy to threaten actually leaving and knows he can get his way
CRINGE IT DOWN
Jumped five points in no time flat. What a spike.
Thank Hogan for drawing the dimes again.
>Ultimately appreciated
decent line desu
IT'S TRIPLE H
OH SHIT IT'S PYRO, BASED LESNAR BRINGING THE FIREWORKS.
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
>sethetty gets squashed
>big dog or cena or hogan come in and come to save the day like in wrestlemania 9
How hard would you mark?
>Seth's gay ass intro
>dat entrance
okay this is epic
HOPE BORK SHOOTS ON THIS FAG
entrance is cringe
K I N O
>Islam flag visible in background
Absoluted based. Mashallah
CRINFEEE
Literally infinite lag
shit stream
HOLY CRINGE
>beast slayer
gringe as fuck, back to armenia ateo de mierda
SETH ROLLINS BUYS SWORDS AT THE MALL
PYRO
Y
R
O
DING-DONG DIDDLY PYRO
N-no costume this time?
This,what the fuck,isn't the Universal title the most important one?
Seth is 100% losing this
BASED INTRO
They're actually doing it first?
So is this like a reverse WM? Women's match should be first but it's last, the world title is first but should be last?
>vintage black and gold outfit
KINO
WE MAIN EVENT LADS
Is he already selling the knee?
>that intro video
Holy fucking cringola
SETH IS WINNING, FAGGOTS
15 MINS FLAT
Hang on, do people legitimately like Rollins? I thought it was just a meme
Swords are cool, what's the problem with that?
>Seff didn't come in armor attire.
Also Bex is with Seff so her match would been last.
Islamic Caliphate of America when?
>Seth doesn't have special attire
that crossguard doesn't look ergonomic at all
>"fight for the rights of every man*"
*not including black people, mexicans, gays, transgenders, and just minorities in general
haven't watched in at least a year
is brocks contract up again? another fake leave storyline or legit pissed?
IT'S A SHOOT
TWO SWEATY MEN GRABBING EACH OTHER
>it's a squash
BASED
SESHETTY IS THE CURTAIN JERKER OH NONONONONONONONO
wtf it's going on
You’re a mark
Lmao not even going to last 5 minutes
block looks in fucking amazing shape, is he on the juice again
Brock fighting Dirty
bork shootmad
Yea you could say im a SEFF rollins fan
SETH GETTING SQUASHED
BASED BROCK
Brock lookin nice and bronzed brother, been too long.
BARACK LESNAR
>yfw Cena does a WM9 on Brock
f5 spam already
holy fuck they dont know how to book brock lesnar at all
I've seen a lot of works in my time as a wrestling fan, but that, my friends, was real.
bork is looking juiced tonight!
Okay faggots i only come here once a year so tell me if theres anything i need to know
Based Brock wasting no time.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SEFF
there is no way that this is the actual Lesnar match
WE WANT ROMAN
>THE CITY OF ROLLINS
you wrestlevirgins will never beat Yea Forums
OLD BORK IS BACK, BASED
BASED BROCK
MY HERO
its not Chinese war spears
none of those are human
SETH IS INJURED
HE IS LIMPING
LED SCREEN
SETH IS DEAD
that's not the LED screen Cole, you fucking idiot
Brock is booked elsewhere in Vegas, so yes.
>551% traffic
Hogan is a fucking Chad
>in b4 roman main events later in the night and beats brock
based
>LED Apron
is Cole blind?
>Rollins getting BTFO early before the bell rings so Roman replaces him and it closes the show
Vince you fucking genius
GIMME A FREE STREAM AHHHHH
SETH GONNA LOSE CLEAN
>>SETH GONNA LOSE CLEAN
SETH GONNA LOSE CLEAN
>>SETH GONNA LOSE CLEAN
>LED screen
Getting readyto fight big bants Daniel Cormia to become a 2x champion of the world
he's going senile
THE ABSOLUTE SHANTY TOWN OF SETH ROLLINS
NIGGERS
mods do a fucking sticky its annoying changing threads every 10 minutes
>Rollins getting destroyed to begin
So he's going to win the belt after a face comeback?
LED SCREEN IS SHOOTING
JESUS CHRIST, BORK
HE'S ONLY A CHILD
>if Tumblr took human form
2017 vs Triple H
>Kingslayer
2019 vs Lesnar
>Beast Slayer
What's it gonna be in 2021 when he faces Bobby Lashley?
would be based
LMAO RAGDOLLED LIKE A BITCH
BASED BORK
Seth is getting BTFO
This is peak entertainment for us polacks. Two white guys going hard in competitive fighting to see who's the best.
so where is a stream? WWE network for 9.99?
>greentext
>and quotation marks
Just go back.
SEFF DEAD
They left the LED boards and ringposts at Barclay's because they're too lazy.
BASED BROCK MAKING THE BITCHES WET
>Get the shit beat out of you before the bell
>Clean
RING THE FUCKING BELL
RING DA BELL
How about you kill your self
>Overcast
>Nice breeze
>Red LED's
Very comfy arena
CMON NOW BROCK GOTTA WAIT FOR IT
>Rollins dies
>Roman rakes his place
COME ON NOW, BROCK
COME ON NOW, BROCK
COME ON NOW, BROCK
>It's a "Seth match has an injury angle" episode
Who else is cutting this shit off when Ronda/Becky/Charlotte starts?
Fuck off incel, you can't even get laid/fulfill a basic biological and evolutionary test
acestrem
2999a870ac53f3c123e723167dca0e8baff21def
nigger faggot
COME ON NOW BROCK
>Colby Lopez
>White
>Lopez
>white
THAT ANNOUNCER KEK
OMG DEAN IS HERE TO SAVE SETH
GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED GERMANS DESTROYED
RIP German announcer
thx steph, you make this early so no one have to wait your shit "main event"
>announcer no sells the spear
Just pay for the Network, cheapo. It's just 10 bucks a month. Practically nothing if you don't work at McDonald's or something.
Seff needs to pull out some pocket sand and a lowblow
Based German announcer takin a bump
DC IS SHOOK RIGHT NOW LMAO
german announcer no sold it
>First match didn't even start
>Three camera men in shot already
HOLY SHIT GIVE THAT GERMAN ANNOUNCER THE STRAP
THAT DID NOTHING TO HIM
NAZI ANNOUNCER BTFO
BASED BROCK GIVING THOSE KRAUTS WHAT THEY DESERVE
BULBASLAYER
>inb4 Roman comes down to substitute for Seth
GERMANS LOSE AGAIN
was it kino?
>Tomorrow
>You injured me before even having the opportunity to fight
Hulkamania
>Theyre gonna postpone this until after the girls match
Kek
JUST
>announcer doesn't sell
shoot on him bork
I'm cutting this shit off after this match
Jasethy getting REKT
Illegal stream was freezing and working me into a shoot so I signed up for my 7th free trial for WWE Network
stream?
What if this is a ploy to put the title on Travis Browne?
Lesnar hates Germans
>Rollins loses
>It completely kills the mood and crowd one match in
>Any chance of Roman getting cheered tonight dies because everyone will put 2 and 2 together and come to the conclusion of Roman vs Brock happening again
Vince isnt this dumb, is he?
this is lesnar v bryan 2
Germans BTFO
HEYMAN'S REVENGE
I like how he beats him with the snickers logo in center. Total advertising kino
RIP germany
>Underdog match
KILL HIM BROCK KILL HIM DEAD END THIS KINGSLAYER SHIT FOREVER
>so-called "main event"
When are we getting Wolfcuck vs Carter?
BROCK "GONNA START ANOTHER REICHSTAG IN NEW YORK" LESNAR CLEARING OUT THE KRAUT ANNOUNCER
>Arrive
>Bounce up and down
>Leave
me because i dont care for it. never cared for womens wrestling, im sorry. just not into it. there are some great ones out there but i dont give a shit about this cringe match
Everyone who doesn't main soi directly into their veins.
WELL NO SHIT BITCHES LIKE BIG ALPHA MALES LIKE HIM
i will be ding-dong diddly seething if jasethy ends up winning after this beatdown
>SUPLEX CITY BITCH
SUPLEX CITY BITCH
SUPLEX CITY BITCH
SUPLEX CITY BITCH
SUPLEX CITY BITCH
nothing would make me happier than Seth getting squashed
SUPLE CITY BITCHES
Seriously, I paid more for parking to take my family to Pike's Market in Seattle today than the Network costs for a month.
>tfw Reigns comes out takes the title and now his match against drew is for the universal title
BASED
He is
Press F for rollins.
>SUPLEX CITY BITCHES
>The German announcer not selling it
You're fireeeeeeeeeeed
>audible laugh from Renee
BASED
based bitches
That's his stepdad's name. He's still not white though because he's Armenian.
U NOT DA MAN SEFF
LOW BLOW
woah i honestly kinda hope this happens just to see a cancer survivor get boo'd out of a stadium
>he doesn't have the free HD stream that WWE interns deem illegal
kek what a bitch
the non-LED shit gives this a classic aesthetic
quite kino tbqh
Forceslayer
>Brock didnt german suplex Sef into german announcers
Unsubsrcing from the network
Would you "buy him a beer" as you neckbeards like to say?
AAAAH SAVE ME ROMAN
HEEL TACTICS
Didn't they ring the fucking bell when Seth was coming down the ramp?
It's AK Nakamura all over again
JUST
fucking based
THIS IS BULLSHIT
BIG DADDY BITCH BTFO
>put lesnar rollins first so people can pretend to give a fuck about Bryan vs a nigger
Nobody cares about Carter v Carter
THE STOMP
DUDE CUPS LMAO
Cant beat em clean tho
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
stop posting
FUCKING LMAO
DICK PUNCH CITY
FUCKING WHAT?
EZ
STOMP THAT MOTHERFUCKER
............
WHAT THE FUCK SETH WON
saw a qt in the audience
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK
WHAT
Oh fugg, a low blow
WTF SETH WON IT
>that's it
LOL
KEEP ON ROLLINS BABY
I guess this means brock is going back to UFC, huh?
WHAT THE FUCK
Squashmatchlol
YOU DA MAN SEFF
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
That was it?
What in the fuck?
Yeah, I'm out. Fuck this company.
That fast ass coint wtf
SETH METAL
>face
>blatantly cheats to win
What a shit match
STOMP CITY BITCH
HOLY SHIT BOOKING
yikes
what kind of a dumb match was that
What
LOL
HOLY SHIT SETH HAD 3 STORED FINISHERS
YEAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YESSSSS
YES
YESS
ITS OVER
U DA MAN SEF
>Sethnitty won
Fuck this company.
lol what a stupid match. Glad they went first. Peace out niggers
fuk that
gay
This was so retarded. He kept spamming his super move over and over
bullshit lmfao
what a shitshow
Well good that this didn't go on later. What a terrible match
WTF THATS IT?????
That match sucked.
SEFF ACTUALLY DID IT
HE'S DONE IT
NOT CLEAN
NOT CLEAN
NOT CLEAN
U da man seff
HAHAHAHAHAHA
BORK BTFO
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BECKY OR KOFI LOSING
wow, that match was gay as fuck
So many tittle changes, so little time! Also all the champs that come out first seem to be losing.
SETH FUCKING ROLLINS
What the fuck was that?
That was awful!
fuck this shit, I'm out!!!
I feel nothing Lol
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE KAIRI, BROS
WHAT THE FUCK
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL SO BULLSHIT WTF
WRESTLING IS A JOKE
THIS IS WHAT YOU MANDRAMA FAGS WATCH? YIKES
KING BEAST SLAYER BURNING IT DOWN
Spanish commentary shooting hard on lesnar holy based
SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS HAS BURNED DOWN ALL OF Yea Forums WITH NO SURVIVORS
Wow. Guess we won't be seeing Brock in this shit company anytime soon. What a fucking joke.
What a stupid fucking company.
BROCK GETTING READY FOR USADA & UFC & CORMIER BABY
Big Dog needs to do Hogan from WM 9 right now.
your timing was off
This was the most telegraphed shit I've seen in my life. I feel embarrassed for anyone who couldn't tell that was going to happen after the first 10 seconds of this match. That was just awful.
WHAT A SHIT FINISH LOL
didnt happen faggot. trips for nothing. kys
LESNER BURRIED
>three stomps and a punch to the dick puts Brock down in under five minutes
I didnt know what was going on. I thought it was a straight squash.
well goodnight everybody
could've been motn
I liked it. Had sound logic. Seth was fucked, cheated with a low blow and spammed his finisher until Brock was out
Thank God I didn't pay for this
>2:30 minutes
Lmao fuckin mark only reason Brock came back is because of cancer.
So is Rollins supposed to be face still after effectively winning by a low blow?
DC PREPARE YOUR BOOTY BOI, BORK IS COMING FOR YA
Bork cheated first
based idea
THIS
ARE WE GETTING WORKED?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
>rollins fans
so who's losing, Becky or Kofi?
Thank God were the finally seeing the belt on tv
Look at this autist seff
Here
this can't be all... having the match at the beginning to start off the show, the length of the match and the fact he used a lowblow... there's gonna be more to it
>putting a whore in line is cheating
back to UFC fag
Wow you AEW marks sure are asspained at a show five minutes in
Kofi
>about to get massive mainstream attention for having champ fight for the title in UFC
>immediately get the belt off him
VINCE IS A GENIUS
Kofi.
Well at least I didn't have to waste hours for this trash. Subscription cancelled.
REMINDER THAT BROCK LITERALLY DOESN"T CARE, HE MADE MILLIONS FOR THOSE 10 MINS AND HE ISN"T A MARK
>has to whistle to remind Seth to face the hard cam
Seth is amazing at not being good
>cheated first
>just wanted to fight and wanted the match started asap
Becky
The weird thing about Lesnar matches is they often feel telegraphed then go off in a different direction. This felt telegraphed and was telegraphed, went exactly as you'd expect from the start. Shame.
Well that was ridiculously anti-climatic. If that's the last we see of Lesnar, the last four years of build have been pointless.
>Bork is to old and big to run anything other than squash matches
>Come up with a creative and unexpected way to get the title off of him
>Unpleasable nerds on the internet complain anyway
GOTTA MAKE MORE TIME FOR TRIPLE H VS BATISTA
They built this since the Royal Rumble two months ago.
Well that was an interesting Wrestlemania. What do you rate it?
>one of the only somewhat interesting matches
>three minutes long
Something tells me you haven't been watching much as of late.
brockfags seething
ROLLINS THE PIECE OF SHIT, MIOCIC THE PIECE OF SHIT, NIGGANOU THE PIECE OF SHIT
DC!!!! IM COMING FOR YOU MADAFAKA!!!!!!
*HITS ROGANS SMALL HAND INTO THE CAM*
HOLY SHIT DID U SEE THAT LADS BROCK ALMOST ROCKED THAT FAN HAHAHAH
This is wwe we're talking about here
PURE FUCKING KINO ENTRANCE AJ
Reminder that you're a faggot for defending that shit finish regardless of Brock's status. It was objectively a shit match. Brock is buried now
>Putting the only 2 matches im interested in on first
Okay im aboutta head outta here
Brock is challenging for the WWE Title after Kofi wins
not really, that was a nasty low blow
"Unexpected" isn't good just because it's unexpected. Sometimes if something's unexpected it's because it's so stupid nobody thought of it. Finisher spam as an idea makes no fucking sense, this isn't a video game.
those fucking snakes looked like shit emojis
that's what you get for having a woman's main event
might as well degrade the title match even more
strikeing before bell is cheat
Was thinking the same thing. Classic cartoon turd design with a snake head slapped on top lol
ITT: Marks getting wizerked
I haven't really watched in 3 years lol
but this can't be it
Fuck everyone who didnt like that big man Seff surprise
>Seff