WRESTLEMANIA GAMETHREAD:

I AM A REAL AMERICAN

PUTTING BULLETS IN THE NIGGERMEN

ONE MORE RUN, BROTHER!!!

no more niggers
i am officially niggered out

ALEXA CONFIRMED RACIST

HES GONNA CALL KOFI A NIGGER

>Start off the show with racist
Sugoi Vince

KILL NIGGERS BROTHER

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this racist fuck,thats it im out

FUCKING BASED HULK HOGAN. FUCK JEWS AND FUCK BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN CITIZENS.

Based Alexa hates blacks as well

I'M GOING TO SAY THE N WORD BROTHER

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RACISTS WIN!

*steals kofis title shot*

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In tears right now it’s the hulkster dude

WHAT IS SEE OUT HERE IS EIGHTY THOUSAND SCREAMING NIGGERS AND EVERY WWE SUPERSTAR HATES YOU AND YOUR KIND

ONE MORE RUN BROTHER

Not native English speaker did the Hulkster said the N word?

White women cant be goddesses

I love you, Yea Forums

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HULK HOGAN HOLY BASEDOLA

New Gay is SEETHING right now.

Hogan already working people to a shoot. Based.

kek

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Is it really a special moment when everything is prefaced by "THIS IS GOING TO BE A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT!" It feels so inorganic everytime they say Wrestlemania moment,

cringe

This.

>flexing with long sleeves

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honestly even the pops for hogan are pretty quiet

what a flop

Real thread continuity

>Hogan puts over Bliss
All other divas confirmed the janetty.

> getting cucked by a 65 year old man probably states away from you.

After Kofi wins he should he immediately drop the belt to Hogan

based

>Hogan didn't even get in the ring
They really pulled out all the stops for this one huh?

Here comes Paul (((Heyman)))

SHUT IT DOWN GOY

>WATCHU GONNA DO WHEN ME AND ALEXA BLISS USHER IN THE 4TH REICH, BROTHER
HULK NO!!!

What an absolute faggot.

is paul heyman the best sneaky heel ever?

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ROMAN WILL BE ADDED TO THE UNIVERSAL TITLE MATCH

Paul Heyman working the feminist mangina into a legit shoot. I'm fine with this.

based haiman, get the shittiest matches out of the way first!

What is the point of this "Host" shit? Why would they think its worth the wasted air time to have someone say some bullshit in irrelevant between match segments? The oscars just god rid of their "hosts" and honestly it was better that way

So cucked

PAUL BASEDMAN

>Heyman walking in

this shit is well paced

GOAT
THANK YOU LESNAR NOW I CAN TURN THE STREAM OFF EARLY

>If I ain't going last, i'm going first
BASED Brock

BASED

BASED

Well this is unexpected and a nice twist.. marquee match to start WM.

Holy shit Brock actually got pyro this time.

Holy homosexual. Get this fag outta here.

>Brock curtain jerking THIS fucking card
WHAT THE FUCK WAS VINCE THINKING?

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Pretty sure Brock is booked in some kind of event in Vegas. I think I saw it on Twitter early this day.

only good match on first, kek

POST YFW SETHETTY DOES THE JOB

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Looks like somebody needs their tampon changed.

>Heyman letting us get to bed early
Based Paul saves us again

obviously probably being worked but brock looks pissed already.

HOLY KINO ENTRANCE

BURN
IT
DOOOOOOOOOOOWN

Based Kemonito poster

Is this why Seff was so visibly seething in that earlier promo? First match, lol.

but how did seth know to get warmed up 2 hours early??

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Fucking how many years now have they fucked the timing on his pyro?

Rollins get a decent pop at least

Man I fucking love Brock. Vince isn't gonna waste that dudes evening with 6 hours of shit booking, he's gonna have his match get on a plane and go back to fucking Sable

>Vince I got shit to do at my farm, give me the match early
>okay

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Goldberg had walkouts on a weekly basis which were more exciting than these.

brock seems weird. he's all tweaking and shit like he literally needs to get the fuck out early. emergency maybe?

what a faggot

How many F5s is going to take Rollins?

My bet is six.

you're getting worked mark

The night will end with Reigns as a Universal Champion.

just 3

Bold idea: restrict outdoor stadiums to SummerSlam

How fucking sick would it be if Brock busted out the Shooting Star and actually connected on it?

>Opening Match
Ken. Not even the WWE title opened WM.

I just started watching. Is the show ever? Why is the main event first?

LOOOOL

It's a fucking work they're gunna DQ Brock or some other WCW tier booking

just made coffee, how many german suplexes did i miss?

This is gonna SHIT all over hunner vs tista, this is great. Use up all the good HC spots before those shits ever get into the ring

just an F5

I dont think he can do it anymore

Roman is winning the title tonight

Imagine a WWE without Dunn camera work I sure as shit can't

SUPLEX CITY BITCHES

>I dont think he can do it anymore
i bet you he could do it, but he knows he definitely wouldn't survive the botch he took originally.

yeah dude you missed Batista shoot decapitating haitch live on television

>VIOLATE SETH ROLLINS

WE SPRING OF 2019!

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So it's pretty much a given that DEAN and Roman are coming out, right? Is this no dq?

HE WON OMG

Bjork Lazer is finished

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK????

uh... ok.

THE FUCK

Too short of a match

lmao that was shit.

I DONT BELIEVE IT

WTF

Didn't expect that to happen. Strange. I guess that means D-bry is going over kofi

NOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK!?

ROMAN BTFO

TOOK HIM LIKE 7 ATTEMPTS.

WHAT THE FUCK

This show literally can't stop disappointing what the fuck

BEAST SLAYER

What the fuck was that? Face wins by nutshots at mania.

That was the worst "match" I have ever seen. Glad I didn't pay for this shit.

>Seth already won
There's no way 3 babyfaces are winning everything.

So who is gonna lose between Becky and Kofi?

what the fuck WWE is literally so shit

Holy fucking shit

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APOLOGIZE TO SETH

We changing all the titles tonight boys.

>CURTAIN JERKER INCARNATE

What the duck just happened?

MANLETS WIN FUCK YOU MEATHEADS THIS IS FOR THE 5'11 CHADS

will he appear tonight?

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Shit really?

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cringe at Brock refusing to work a real match

OOOH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I guess he really wanted to go home then lol

is the universal title more worthless than the hardcore title?

Kofi

>all these brock marks itt upset
based

WHO /SNEED/ HERE?

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so glad I /freetrial/ here

What a fucking swerve

Never wouldve predicted the WWE title to open the show with a sub 10 minuet match

This moment came far far too late and was far far too short.

This match was shit, absolute shit.

>Brock staying down for like a minute

What a pro

Hahhahaha what the fuck that was garbage lmao

Well that was unexpected...

>Raw after WM35
>Rollins, the new Universal Champ comes out
>"I have prostate cancer..."

lol brock is done
you guys know he's never coming back right

>this fucking shit show of a Mania
Fuck this I'm rewatching Wrestlemania 22 tonight

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So Rollins can take four F5s but Lesnar can't take three kicks to the head, what's the name of this move anyway the Nigger stomp?

>all those flags
put your flags away. you're in america faggots quit trying to get your shitty country over

brock really did want to go home early

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the must be doing something with brock and seth again...

>Brock works real matches with several manlets
>refuses to do it with Jasethy

U DA MAN SEF

based MRE poster

Aww fuck I think my bracket is screwed already

right here, I heard Chuck might be in Becky's corner tonight

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wtf did mania just fucking end?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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BROCK VS MIR IN AEW CONFIRMED

6 STARS

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Brock losing is good for RAW, but that match was cringe

AHAHAHA BROCK DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT ALL FUCKING NIGHT

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Hail Hulkster, brother.

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Seff finisher looks so fucking cheap, there is no way 3 of them is enough to get Lesnar down lmao.

30 years of buildup for that eventual payoff

How short was this match? That was embarassing

runs like dogshit, keeps pausing.

Yea Forums reporting in
Where are my Niafags at

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Heyman getting F5'd incoming

F5 is a shit move

AHAHAHAHAHA THIS CAN'T BE REAL
Could you imagine a new japan show having a 2 minute curtain jerker match for the IWGP title?

15 people remain

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Thank god for that weather not ruining it with daylight atmosphere

Lesnar is a Slaveshit nigger so its pretty fitting

He should have curbstomped Lesnar's testicles.

Why do they have these tacky ads in the middle of the show?

well, 1 stomp it's powerful

but 3?

SLASHED

Obvious as shit Lesnar was losing when it was the opening match. Lesnar don't want to sit around for 3 hours if he is losing

I think it was 2 minutes if you don't count the pre-bell beatdown, maybe 7 if you include it

meant for

Smack is the A show now. Friday nights

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>counting preshow
you idiots suck at predictions lol

jesus

Honestly thank god that shit was first and over. No one wants to see brock use the same move all day. Ive the belt to Seth and move the fuck on so i csn see beckys ass bounce and Kofi beat that Jar of Mayo Cracker Daniel Bryan.

>that basedboy comforting Lesnar

>only one way to liven the crowd up after that shit show
>randy Orton

Holy shit Yea Forums eternally BTFO by madman vince

that guy that tapped brocks shoulder

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I only watch a couple PPVs a year and only started watching this whole circus a couple years ago
I've been waiting to see something like this happen
I'm finally a mark

It wasn't even in the main event

Cringe

>wolfcuck said he's done watching wwe if seth won
Carter won

Did they really just bury lesner? Why? For what? I'm so fucking done with wwe. Where can I watch NJPW easily?

why does that guy have such a faggy haircut

>AJ Styles vs. someone who lost to Kofi after Kofi fought 5 other guys

He's preparing for a fight with Cormier. He wasn't going to take any bumps more than necessary

>match is literally The MAGA Powers Explode

No pop for Orton at all

Are those snakes CGI?

Would be based if AJ pulls out a gun and shoot Snek

man i would have loved to see this match 15 years ago

Screencapped for when Bryan inevitably wins and I get to laugh at niggers SEETHING all night.

enjoy being a mark, it truly is the purest and most fun "phase"

Who backstage thought those snakes looked good?

What I miss bros?

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did you not see Goldberg squash Brock in 30 seconds? Brock was fine after that

>Snake turds
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE STATE OF ORTON

Um excuse me but this clown has been designated as a white power symbol. Please remove it immediately.

They needed to get the Raw title off of the part-timer and he needs to be healthy so he can fight Daniel Cormier.

This has to be the cheapest WM they've ever put on

Seth setup the win with a ball hit and 3 finishers. How is that a burial?

>randy snoreton
I'm going to play some vidya. fuck this boring shitter. see you lads in 40 minutes

Genetically engineerd monsters actually

brock loss

brock curtain jerked and dropped it to seth after 3 mins

Randy is gonna smack his dick on AJ

the snakes look like turds

On Yea Forums losing is always a burial and jobbing

>Trump supporter vs Trump supporter
Fuck this match

. You are about to get black pancake batter all over your face tonight Dylan.

>comparing seth rollins to fucking goldberg

I hate zoomers.

why is randy doing the Zyzz pose

Trips that Orton wins

They have no flexible money left.

if randall wins i post my soles

more than nu japan

ORTON'S FAKKIN JOOCY BRAH

are you kathy kelly?

They got like 100 mil from the saudis

>goatee+green shirt fan
what is his endgame

>The WWE champion who's been beating the top dogs for half a decade loses in 5 minutes in his least believable match-up in years
This was definitely a burial

They're probably using 95% of the show budget on Triple H's entrance as they have done the past few WrestleManias

You're gonna seethe so hard your slave ancestors will taste the salt all the way from the 1800s lmao

>aj built smackdown
Literally named after a rock catchphrase

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He will come dressed as Thanos, mark my words.

Styles is wearing AEW colors. AEW confirmed.

>Trump supporter vs Trump supporter
Fuck this match

Any chance the WWE title is after this? Would mean the only 4 things I had any interest in would have happened already and could turn it off

What marvel character is he gonna dress up as? It’s literally the only thing I want to see. I hope it’s hilarioualy over the top and embarrassing as fuck,

>monday night raw
>tuesday night smelalalalalalow what the rock is cookin'

You will watch your tag team clusterfuck and you will like it

As much as Yea Forums has been shitting on the card for mania tonight, I've enjoyed it so far. And I haven't watched a live wwe event since like 05

Although I kinda wish the king would stop sucking Randy Orton's dick. He's been doing it for like 20 years almost now

What are they chanting? Turn off the lights?

Rey is the one who dresses up as comic book characters. HHH dresses up as Schwarznegger characters.

this

maina has been based as fuck. vince knows what he's doing

is it raining?

>long powerful legs

yep, look at the crowd there is fuckoff bright lights on them for aesthetics

Opening two matches could have headlined mania desu

These first two matches kinda suck.

another head lock

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awww

It’s not gonna get any better my man. This is going to be the worst wrestlemania of all time and we are all here to laugh togefher

Get ready for a lot more suck.

>I've enjoyed it so far. And I haven't watched a live wwe event since like 05
That helps though, doesn't it? Like if you haven't seen similar shit happening in recent years then your enjoyment is bound to be different to other peoples'.
Not having a go either, but you not watching a live event for so many years is almost bound to make it a better experience.

>aj styles gets a fresh pupperu and you don't

the lighting set up is making hard for good chunks of the audience to see the matches. That's why they're chanting

Wait. Where is Michael Cole?

but I do have a puppy.

behind the RAM announce table

why the fuck is the crowd popping this hard? i keep thinking somebody’s running in

So where have things been going wrong? I'm fine with reading a long post

he does raw matches

Smack down match

>lights drama is more entertaining than the match

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Wtf is the crowd reacting to now?

GONNA DROP AN RKO IN THIS SON OF A BITCH

RIGHT NOW

I haven't watched this shit in so long that I forgot about the brand split

But how fresh is that pupper?
That lil doggo proly still stumbles and falls when it gets up

MALE WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
A
L
E

somethings happening in the arena thats got them distracted

I don’t think I can make it bros. Already drunk and high. Guess I’ll take some speed to stay up. Fuck this company.

this a good match, it just wont get over after the seth-lesnar shenanigans

it's just the light turning off you unbelievable marks

they turned off the lights

what'd i miss?

REMINDER:

Becky and Seth are going to have sex tonight with both of them keeping the belts on.

the lights are the biggest heel in the wwe atm
twitter.com/Master_Wain/status/1115037119506993154

Wait you’re kidding right. They don’t actually have two different English speaking commentating teams

10 weeks

Randal has some nice ass cheeks

lights blocking out vision for large chunks of the audience

will seth spunk on the belts or becky squirt on them

>ruin the lights
>they fix them around the time you're wrestling
>make it look like they super pumped because your match is cool

based snek

Fuck that's hot

Imagine the smell

post em

Okay that's still pretty fresh
My bad, you get a pass

They have 3

Gonna be hard for Becky with her two belts

people really dont give a shit about this match huh

>e-drones spend thousands of dollars for tickets only for Vince to shine a light so bright in the arena that they can't watch the matches

lol

Well that was awful

Glad AJ won, I can stop watching this shit now

>already drunk and high
So am I man, don’t bug people out.

post randy bottom

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Both

Good point, but even more reason for them to be excited to get perverted with the titles.

Hopefully they do a little Paige action.

pretty anti climactic finish

good match, ending felt abrupt though

based. goodnight Yea Forums

>*dont bug out
Goddamn autocorrect

Kys

>pay per view
>still get commercials anyway

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2 straight good matches bros

you can't make this fucking shit up, e-drones are so cucked man

>ywn lick Sasha's armpits

actually it's not a pay per view anymore.....it's a network

>not bringing your sunglasses with you at all times, even if it's night time
stay cucked

Is he gonna debut today?

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who the fuck is this cunt

>imagine being an e-cuck
first match was an insult to all the fans there

i just want to breed her over and over again until we have 4 kids and be a good christian conservative family.

*INTERRUPTS YOU FOR NOTHING FUCKING REASON*

EVERY FUCKING WEEK WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM

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BRAP LIKE A LADY

Vince likes showing off the sluts he's fucking

blonde eva marie
creative has nothing for her but dusty raped her in 13.

wtf I thought Lacey was going to be the referee. WWE needs more guest referees

worked

new

What the fuck was that? She just walked out and turned back around?

Usos are gonna dp Lacy Evans

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which hall of famer lady will peg this lady

>didn't take a five hour energy before
I opened today and closed last night too
I'm gonna be zooming until 1am atleast

based

>*slaps head*

MAIN EVENT WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT

You are going to definitely commit suicide after you kill 30 people in a mass shooting because Kofi wins that title. Cant wait ive your mom BBC after the match.

>Replying to a half hour old post in a gamethread

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