Wrestlemania 6

JOBBERMANIA

WE ARE ON PACE FOR 36 (THIRTY FUCKING SIX) THREADS

Someone's gotta complain on /qa/ for the sticky.

/STICKY/ AFTER PRE SHOW SHITTERY

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I don't even know what thread# we're REALLY on anymore! Preshow? Pre-Kickoff? Kickoff? Actual Show? The only thing I know for sure and I know will always be true....

I love you Yea Forums.

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una sneeda

#JusticeForSarahLogan

I know its dead but, Where my /aaf/ bros at?

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Reminder wrestlemania and peter otoole did not get a stickey

Woooooook

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F

kek ec3, shelton, and bobby roode got eliminated before the ascension

STREAM @@@@@@

CLICK SHERK

BASEDSTREAM COM
BASEDSTREAM.COM
BASEDSTREAM COM

Dude this match sucks, everyone get elimated off camera, wtf dunn

also my boy andrade is in it
so much wasted talent in the ring

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Based Gallows going all the way.

Andrade not allowing Gable to get the Benoit hat-trick.

Is Andrade going to win?

Pre-Kickoff Main show Kickoff

Back to Yea Forums ya ding-dong diddly pedo

BASED OTIS

BASED OTIS DABBING ON THE ASCENSION

Brendan
Fucking
SCHAUB

OH NONONONO. SNL IS TOO GOOD FOR WRESTLING BROS

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BASED DROPKICK

is Andrade gonna get a push now cause hes banging charles?

>Jinder and Harper gone

FUCK YOU VINCE

those battle royal are always shit

STOP WATCHING ANIME

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lol ali dead

Jesus Christ Braun is fucking final form mode

6'8'' with washboard abs
Braun is a god

Braun's dropkick

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For those of you that are unaware, it's called the Caterpillar because it's a brand of "Heavy Machinery"

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Braun looks fucking jacked without his wife beater, ngl.

MUSTAFA IS DEAD

MUSTAFA ALI OUT LMAO

Andrade getting that Flair push

JINDER

LMAOOOOOOO

RIP Ali

STOP TAKING THOSE RETARD BUMPS ALI

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What does that even mean?

Harper inches away from paralysis

F

HIS FUCKING NECK

SAWDUST

HOLY FUCK HE DED

Strowman is such a shitter.

Man, Braun looks GREAT

Mustafa Ali just fucking died

REMOVE KEBAB

Ali is ded.

Ali concussed

looks like he could kill brock with his bare hands

Braun is looking absolutely jacked

>Ali injured again

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no

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ALI DED

>MEXICAN INTELLECTUALS
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>going on SNL when you're getting bashed by cuck master supreme current year man

LOL FUCKING RETARD

NOOOOOOOOOOO IDOLO ;______:

kek andrade fucking brainlet no wonder he's stupid enough to be attracted to charles.

I can't believe Ali is fucking dead

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Prime Schaub would heem Ngannou

POOR LITTLE SNL BOYS

heres your comedy spot bros....

Colin Jost is going to win

SNL Goobers raped in the Wrestlemania of 2019

Jesus fucking Christ this is cringe

WWE is dead

cringe

Glad I’m drunk for this

>imagine Big Sexy pinning your woman to the bed
>holding the camera, you zoom in as Big Sexy tears off her pants
>Big Sexy pulls out his massive 12 inch cock
>Big Sexy is circumcised and quite vascular
>Big Sexy forcefully tears off your woman's panties, turning to you to give a sly grin
>you get closer with the camera as Big Sexy slides his throbbing cock against your woman's soaking pussy
>she already came once before Big Sexy came over and is about to again
>Big Sexy thrusts his gigantic cock into your woman
>she instantly screams and comes yet again
>Big Sexy quickly starts pumping away
>you move around with the camera, stopping for a second to admire Big Sexy's finely toned, slightly tanned ass
>your woman screams again from pleasure as you make it to the other side
>Big Sexy slaps your woman as he continues to thrust, telling her to shut the fuck up
>Big Sexy does the same to you even though you didn't do anything
>you hastily unzip your pants and start jerking off
>you cum fairly quickly, but be careful not to drop the camera
>Big Sexy finally lets out a grunt and releases a massive load
>the semen quickly spills out of your woman's vagina onto your sheets
>she screams yet again, orgasming for the eighth time

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This is awful.

Just smash them you giant retard.

Nice one Andrade

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lmao who the fuck are those pinheads

Lol wwe doing promo for SNL. Totally worked

Did Andrade seriously eliminate himself?

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>Big Sexy pulls out, his cock dripping with pussy juice and cum
>Big Sexy grabs your hair and forces you in front of his glistening penis
>you set the camera on the bed quickly and lick the tip of his cock tentatively
>Big Sexy pulls your hair back, forcing you to open your mouth as he shoves his cock inside
>you gag, but quickly start working your mouth up and down as far as you can, half of his cock down your throat
>you tear up from the pain, but your penis quickly becomes erect again as you pleasure Big Sexy
>finally, Big Sexy pushes your head to the base of his cock, freshly trimmed pubic hair in your face
>you gag again, but stop a massive load is released into the bottom of your throat
>you cum without touching your penis, the semen filling up you throat from Big Sexy and into your mouth
>you cough as he pulls out, leaving Big Sexy's seed on your carpet
>you look up at Big Sexy who is still giving you a slight smile
"Thank you Sir."

This is a disgrace on Andre's name

Yay comedy segment, just what I wanted

HAHAHA SEE THIS IS FUNNY!
SNL!
TOP LOLZ

Fuck this.

Fuck this "comedy" shit.

Good lord.

damn wwe looks like that?!

did his neck almost hit the table?

>people paid $1000s to attend this event

JUST

Opening second beer, would watch if not for you sunshines

what a fucking garbage battle royale. Who are these nobodies. Bring back that kid from last wrestlemania to bury these Z listers

205 is too good for SNL. Fuckin janetty to madtv once Sandler left

So this is the power of mainstream american comedy

>this is 2019 """"""comedy"""""""

My mom made me take my weekly shower and the last thing I saw was Lana getting tossed out.

What did I miss bros?

>not bringing in Dr. Shelby

Why are the Hardy Boyz so based?

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SNL is still a comedy show, right?

Is their gimmick that they are hate able liberal jews?

comedy shit wowzers.

Andre would never accept this shit

LADS
HE CANT KILL SNL SINGLE HANDEDELY

Based therapist taking a bump.

>american humor

GARBAGE

Ali is fucked bros

Check the crowd. Is that "her"?

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RIP Wolfcuck's brother

>this segment

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no, it hasn't been for years

>bought a 10 piece wing combo
>already finished it

fug :D

In honor of andre I am going to start deinking. Fuck this. The man had to shit in the shower for SNL to run skits on him

That fucking botch Braun
>misses black guy by about 8 inches
>clearly holds his hand up to clap it

nb4 Gronk

braun so skinny now

based fatass

>those midcarders waited in that exact spot all that time

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were all those shitters just standing there? HAHAHAHAHHAHA

well done segment desu

Stroman wins another pointless meme match

>jobbers just stood there waiting for the spot
cringe and shitbookingpilled

Definitely

strowman makes me miss the big show
hes so fucking cringe

cringe but fun

i love you too bobbo

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>Ali

fuckkkkkkkkkkkk he's done for

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>that was micheal che
didn't even recognize him, haha. Never knew who the white one was but I guess he's on SNL too?

fuck you faggot

I've been drinking for 10 hours and this is still terrible. Though I'm also an alcoholic.

Bruh i need 40 wings to fill me tummy

that was fucking stupid

fuck you

Its a leftist news show

pics of Ali?

I'm shocked Vince didn't bury his roster and have one of the SNL guys win

Absolute fucking garbage

Mustafa was still being looked at, did he smash his face on the table?

>le funny meme wrestler hides under the ring until there is no one left for le funny meme ending

wow this would have been great if it didnt happen during EVERY FUCKING BATTLE ROYAL TYPE MATCH

Remember when Braun became King of Saudi Arabia or whatever and had that green belt? Was that canon?

I can't believe you losers are literally going to watch 7 hours of WWE programming tonight

Doctors still working on Ali

Why were all those guys standing the for 10 minutes?

Well that was all stupid shit but at least the main card is high quality right?

Why do you suck at booking?

>can barely lift the trophy
PFFT we're supposed to believe he's a monster?

Its a hard life in the jobber battle royale

Where are all the signs and chants John Oliver wanted?

Press F to pay respects for MUSTAFA Ali

fuck you that was terrible

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Fuck you, why didn't Like win?

I don't know what they were talking about here but I KNOW it's the womans fault.

t. manlet

12 more fucking matches + cena and undertaker and alexa bliss bits holy FUCK

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this
i just watched indie wrestling for three days in a row
nows thats based

>AtGM thophy
>GRR Belt
Why Braun only have won filler championships?

His face slam into the corner of the table.

Anybody else but braun would have benefited from winning.

>All those personnel surrounding Ali
Oh god he's dead again

i filled your mom's tummy with a fat load from my colossal dick last night, FAGGOT.

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Ali is with Allah right now

He got brainbustered from the apron and then hit the table

fuck you jabroni

Well if that pre-show is a taste of things to come, then we're in for a LONG fucking night.

That was a shit joke booker. Fuck you!

Ali is blind now right?

I was going to spend tonight drunk as fuck either way, so what difference does it make? Better this than tanking my league rank

>this entire segment

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It looked to me he like he hit the corner

What the fuck is going on with Sam Roberts pointing out the nonsense in WWE tv? Am I being worked or does he have enough of working for WWE?

You're fired intern.

God I wish I were watching Blackcraft Wrestling: NO APOLOGIES

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everyones already forgotten all about that

Skatefag eternally seething

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that was funnier than the entire SNL skit, good job

F

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yup. The guy holding him didn't even TRY and protect him. Kinda threw him at the end there

Fuck SNL. Is Braun a jobber now?

No it’s SNL’s fault

well at least braun its not on the main show

>That's all Braun gets to do for this Mania
Cringe

you had Luke return without acknowledging it or having his own entrance?

Your booking is shit, dude. Fuck you

Don't forget Elias' concert

That ali spot was pretty fucked do you think that big boot was unplanned

>now

JUSTafas neck is complete SAWDUST

>that trophy is barely 50 lbs

Lads....why the FUCK is wwe doing sawdust tier neck destroying moves?

Why cant they leave that for INDIE SHITTERS and AEW?

Holy fucking based. Did you get the söy I sent you? Don't forget to like JJ "Izzy likes it rough" last tweet

>Wrestlemania isnt even started yet
>6 hours left

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anyone got the ali botch?

anyone got a link stream?

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based

Did you honestly expect this card to be good? Going crack open my first beer soon and enjoy this absolute trainwreck.

Anyone got a gif of Mustafa hutting the table?

What was she THINKING?

>500lbs
>fall on your leg
>expect it not to break

network.wwe.com

Quick and sloppy Photoshop work is my thing. That and making cocktails and being drunk during RAW/SD and PPVs.

Love you Yea Forums.

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>not bringing in Dr. Phil

So first Kevin Owens almost dies, now Mustafa is probably dead. When are they gonna move the announcer tables further back?

Mustali Afa is just another casualty. This is what current year man was talking about. Nigga didn't even get his hands on a belt before he got eliminated from the royal rumble of life

>The 6 hour Wrestlemania show still hasn't started

TARPS BTFO

No he spiked his head like a Japanese brain buster

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Finna

network.wwe.com

LOVE YOU TOO BROTHER
HH

Is ali ok?

I'm expecting it to run 5 hours but fuck me, they're really gonna make this shit that long.

taima.tv/r/woooaltalt

They really should've after KO almost died. That wasn't even the only spot that night that got close to really hurting someone.

BASED

The only good thing about it that comedy shitshow was the pop tor Braum and Harper facing each other

OIM TUFF

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>Bangbros
Pleb taste desu

>intergender wrestling

A FUCKING TARP

AT THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR

OH NO NO NO AEW HAS ALREADY WON

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any update on ali? that looked fucking nasty

yikes

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Prime Schaub would heem Strowman
Prime Schaub would heem Lesnar
Prime Schaub would heem Becky Lynch, Ronda and Charlotte in bed

bases

just give me her name I'll find the video on my own.

CUTE

what happened to KO and does anyone have the Ali botch? I was taking a shit.

Nah he hit the table pretty hard

You dont know what a tarp is even if it fucked your mom

based spic having real gender equality

>showing the video package before the match
this shit always triggers me

ya ding-dong diddly got a BF?

no no no that was the Mountain Dew Kick off show Pre-show... this is the pre-kickoff pre-preshow brought to you by Snickers

Holy fucking S O Y

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that's literally behind the set

t. not a e-drone

>the state of Ric Flair's daughter winning the belt
she fucking sucks

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What happened to KO? Did he get injured immediately after returning?

who is she?

hi joe

BANANA CHA CHA! BANANA CHA CHA!

yes satan

THREAD 7

THE SHOW HASNT EVEN STARTED

we are hitting 40 threads tonight

Schaub Bless

HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
PEDOOOOOOO
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted me, sex, shower, weights, clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

Things are exactly what they seem
He will defile the kids you see
Go check your boy again
I betting the mod's been in
He broke the rules when he went free
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted him, you've gotten a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

He holds your posts there in his hands
Know you'll try hard to understand
Their little minds won't turn
And all our stomachs will churn
They'll recognize who he iiiiiiiiis
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, or he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted me, you gotta get a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, or he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted he, you've gotten a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

Just let up now, never gonna work out
He's the kid diddler with this, there's no doubt
He did his sentence, but it's all over now
He's here to touch all the kids

We're wondering how this can be
All that hard work he does for free
Said things he shouldn't say
and now it's his time to pay
We hope his soap's all sliperyyyyyyyy
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, or he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted him, you've gotten a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

I know it isn't fair
I know how hard we try
I know it isn't fair
I know how hard they cry

PE-DO-MOD

Big fan of this

>me on the left

The funny part is she totally blamed the men backstage for not taking the bump. They would've died.

Im cumming lads

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uh, so Andrade elimination was supposed to be like that or he botched his main event push?

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let's bet on the curtain jerker
i'll go with Finn vs. Bobbo

here's a (you)

Nope..

Wanna bust on that belly.

that tooth is fucked

Garbage video package for a garbage feud. I hate women

Who got confy acestream link?

Did she run out of mana?

BIG MAMI
NOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm thinking it was supposed to be like that, and they have the panel defend him for it so he doesn't look as bad for it

I think it's a botch he looked PISSED

NEW

NEW
NEW

twitter.com/AlexM_talkSPORT/status/1104918921155657728

Nah, his head got really close to smashing extremely fast into the edge of the table at fastlane.

BASED BOOKER NO SELLING THIS CRINGE

>they're not there because they're women
sure

OH MY GOD!

Booker is such a likeable nigger lads

*unzips dick*

WRESTLEMANIA BABY LETS GO

Moonsaults are fucking easy

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Make a fucking sticky already pedomod

goddamit

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that's what you get for being fat

Meaning?

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WHY ISNT TAIMA WOKRING

I already know the ending to the main event

Ronda taps while being in both the figure 8 and disarmer leading to "controversy"

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PREDICTION
Brock wins and then starts his own hunting show on WWE Network where he hunts bears bare handed

"Not because they're women"
Did ya just assume their genders, bigot jew?

i second this request

>they're not there cause they're women
They kinda are.

>6
>40 posts earlier
kys

owens jumped too far

Fuck you guys making fun of her, have some compassion in your miserable souls. Can't you see her screaming in pain?

SCHEDULE FOR TONIGHT (all times in EST):

12 - 3 PM Pre-Kickoff Pre-preShow
3 - 4 PM Wrestlemania Red Carpet
4 - 5 PM Wrestlemania pre show
5 - 6 PM Wrestlemania Pre Kickoff Show
6 - 7 PM Mountain dew wrestlemania Kickoff Show
7 - 11 PM WRESTLEMANIA 35 sponsored by snickers [YOU ARE HERE]
11 PM - 12 AM Facebook Watch presents: triple H live thoughts
12 AM - 1 AM Raw Talk/Wrestlemania Aftermath by WWE network

What are the best wrestling podcasts to listen to post mania?
Anyone else listen to sunday nights main event or am I the only one?

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based or cringe?

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>the one time of year Yea Forums actually needs the jannies and they shit the bed

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IT'S TIME BOIS

steve and larson
meltzer and alvarez

>Braun video package with NXT colors

What did they mean by that?

mod must be a bong or an aussie since he's always active during American night hours

cringe pedojannies getting choked out as we speak

>that fat fucking monster of an ass

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What the fuck it says it's just starting on Fox Premium but I'm already drunk.

Who?

Her ass is based

Nice no one took a knee

Buzz buzz big brown in the house

Yolanda is beautiful.

It's official, black girls are better than white ones.

They always get a negro to sing the anthem. Always. Why? Why not a white woman? Or at least a Latina for once?

remember that time cena had the choir in atlanta?

Mania is going past 11 probably past 12

I'll take ding-dong diddly manhattan sour and a god damn zombie extra overproof

Fuck USA and Fuck Niggers

How big are her tits?

WTF is that thing?

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>the anthem
Brainlet

>world of warcraft

>the virgin helis
>THE CHAD FIGHTER JETS

FUCK SOMEONE GOT A SEVEN KILLSTREAK

missed the intro, whats it kino?

I'm clapping right now at home lads

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>four helicopters doing nothing

wrow

It's not the anthem.
Either way, White people can't sing and latinas would rather be part of the in ring.

who won the men's battle royale? i went to go eat dinner

Braaun

Braun

Snl actor

it's an easy way to get more representation of black people in and look good

Why did more burgers not apply for the position

Based Hulkster

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But there are twice as many spics as nigs in the US

CATCHPHRASES

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Hogan vs Lesnar?!!!!!!!!

wtf is going on

none of them can sing