WRESTLEMANIA GAMETHREAD #5

WOO WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO

HAHAHAHHA FATASSES BTFO

>inb4 they lose them tomorrow

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U FUCKING KNOW IT

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WOO
WOO
WOO

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WOO

WOO

WOO

ANY PAIGE LEWDS?

Who the fuck are these nobodies with Charly

You're not crying I'm crying

BASED BROSKIS
>They lose it tomorrow

FACE THE CHAMPS

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who is this nigger

...

Vince planned RastaMan

WYMYNS WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11

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cringe

269 - 1
269 - 1
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269 - 1
269 - 1
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WOO
WOO
WOO
YOU KNOW IT

MY BOYS DID IT WOO WOO WOO
FACE THE FACTS
BOYS THIS IS THE BEST MANIA EVER

f

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never won a match but get a shot at the titles?

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Please tell me they're releasing Rivival.
There is nothing lower than losing to Curt Hawkins.

Fuck off, nigger.

AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR AKBAR

WHO HERE FUCKING /WOOWOOWOO/?!?!

Fuck you

My boy Hawkins did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

based as fuck

(me)
THIS desu

CHUBBY MANLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY BIG BRAPS RYDER

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yeah look on Google faggot

That actually might be the best match all night. Wow.

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>mfw Ryder loses the titles the very next night after mania again

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>Tag Team titles on the WM pre-show
>won by a faggot and some guy lost over 250 straight matches
fuck wrestling

it's 1-269 you pinhead

>LITERALLY WHO?
LITERALLY WHO?
>LITERALLY WHO?
LITERALLY WHO?
>LITERALLY WHO?
LITERALLY WHO?
>LITERALLY WHO?
LITERALLY WHO?
>LITERALLY WHO?
LITERALLY WHO?

STREAM LIVE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

CLICC SHERK

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So are WWE still good at the video packages before a match?

I don't watch anymore but I remember back in the day those videos before a match summed the story up perfectly, hoping they'll catch me up with what the fuck is going on

>memorial royal rumble

They'll lose them tomorrow, Zack always has his moments ruined

Reminder how Vince said there would be no automatic rematches anymore? Yeah, let's see how that holds up tomorrow.

I am /WOOWOOWOO/!

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2COLD

YOU ARE TO FIX IT.

N O W
O
W

no fucking PRESHOW bullshit.

IF YOU REPLY TO THIS POST YOUR PREDICTION IS ABSOLVED AND YOU ARE STILL IN IT UNTIL THE MAIN SHOW

Let me get this name right
Nigger Nigger Nigger

>American Ninja Warrior
Is that just a worse version of some Jap show?

>mfw Hawkins goes on a 269 match winning streak

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When did WWE hire a token gay whose not Finn Balor

rollup wins need to fucking stop

The fuck is this boy?
Ronda ROW-SEE

Okay dude, sure

They're keeping Dash.

>Charlie
I literally want her to shit in my mouth lads

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>After win, cuts up to a fan with AEW cap
What duun meant by this?

they won house shows and all the other tag teams are beat.

Nattie and Beth never beat anyone either

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god i want to suck charly's cock

It worked bros all that power you sent worked!

worked and seething

RIGHT HERE!!!

They're going to probably drop the titles tomorrow night but I don't care.

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holy shit im still in
the revival accepted their challenge

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yeah

oHHH SHIIEEET
you said it!!

WOO WOO WOO

I'm seriously so fucking happy guys

Yea Forums here LMAO

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CUT ME A LINE SUCKAAAAAA

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>Tonight is about tonight

Top tier announcing

STUFU
This will be a year long reign

>Booker starts to talk
>Vince: TURN UP THE LOUD MUSIC GOD DAMMIT!

If trump missile crisis political drama happens again during Wrestlemania

I will slam my dick onto a Door

Yes

HARPER

LETS GO JINDER

>Americanized version of a Japanese show
Of course its worse.

>asp BTFO

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WOO WOO WOO BROTHER

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who was in the wrong here

HARPER

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>Luke "I don't know what to do with my hands" Rockhold
Based

yee, their hype package game is on top

BASED SHIRT HARPER

Im not watching im waiting for food delivery

LUKE HARPER

What was his name again, Yea Forums?

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Right here, broski!

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#JusticeForSarahLogan

HARPER MADE IT INTO THE JOBBER ROYALE, HE'S MOVING ON UP

>they won house shows
No they didn't

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>Harper spotted in this trash royale

You know what that means.

how did they make them so big

It's the most important match of the show bros as we know whoever wins this gets a MASSIVE push

HARPGOAT

look who's back
>no entrance
>no special announcement

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Is Zack Ryder the new Mr. Wrestlemania?

Whose going out first:
Good Brothers
EC3
No Way Jose

nattie for dressing like a hor

HARPGOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aiden looks like Cesaro

Based last of the hoss

The preshow fucks me over 95% of the time.

OTIS BETTER WIN THE BATTLE ROYAL

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jesus fuck

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Based Jost is going over

WHO WON

>E drones making death threats to /ourguy/
>as if they could kill a fly let alone another human

nice tights lmao

what if one of the SNL guys win?

The state of Harper. Guess he isn't interfering in Bryan/Kofi then.

What is this now? Comedy segment?

Who are those jabronnies.

luke "believe see achieve" rockhold

>two nobodies get a special entrance
why...

man they just burying wwe with these two faggots

YES THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR I LOVE SNL FUCK DRUMPF

GET
THESE
HANDS

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oh yeah, these two geeks

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>Doesn't knows about the Edge Army
18+

Jost's ring gear is GOAT

If those faggots survive till the end I'll fucking SEETHE

WHO

SNL hasn't been relevant in 20 years.

>tfw literally no reaction whatsoever

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zero pop from the crowd
no one watches SNL anymore

I hope Jinder protects the business and shoots on these celeb fucks.

Litterally no reaction in new york. SNL BTFO.

From biggest return pop to the preshow jobber battle royal. What a difference a year makes

BASED JOST WITH THE EASY HEAT

Holy shit, Luke Harper is still alive

don't listen to the simps who worked themselves into a shoot
LOSERS ARE LOSERS

Who won the jobber filler women battle royal?

Rock Frozen Scott Dallas

LET'S GO OTIS!

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EC3 winning it all

Pickleboy spotted

God I love the Hardys

colin JUST

I legit would love to see those snl faggots shoot die

>No pyro for Hardys

is no way jose the tallest guy there what the fuck

WAIT I THOUGHT MATT RETIRED

Matt bringing back the brood look BASED

26 down to 23 following the Raw Tag Team Titles.

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top fucking kek at the retarded simps thinking murphy was going to beat nese in his own hometown and then crying and bitching because they were too dumb to realize it

Its gonna sell a lot of AEW shirts

>COLIN JUST

>these commercials

What did i miss lads

No dimes Jose

Fuck you

Is this the Hardy's nostalgia run?

>Hardys on the preshow

JUST

the vintage matt look is DIMES

Why does Aiden English always sound like he has his balls in jumper cables?

Mella

Che tried to hold his hand, lmao.

Wait in America you can get food delivered to you?

>be Eurofag
>watch on network
>they do an adbreak
>for an American only company

Well okay, I mean if you want to advertise shit that literally is never of use to me and waste your moeny sure

Why doesn't that simp pedomod sticky a thread yet?

>The Hardy Boyz have been back for two whole years now

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mommy mella

Fatt hardy looks based as fuck

bret hart for being a feeble old boomer

DELETE THE MANLET DIVISION RESULTS

based Ryder club VP

Paige?

Based Matt lookin like it's 1999

>”WWE is a global brand”
>Has ‘celebs’ no one outside of USA knows of

storyline when?

DiabetesBehindACamera is there oh no no no

I hope he didnt forget his insulin shot its ding-dong diddly be a long ppv

Thanks for ruining this payperview you fucking dipshit.

I unironically love how booker says Russlemania

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>Has ‘celebs’ no one outside of USA knows of
no one outside new york city you mean

Blame Bliss

Because is not night yet, you fucking retard.

from Liberace to these nobodies

Yes. Shit is cash. Even your groceries.

whose ass is this

I'm just bitching because it wasn't Gulak.
Neese is anti-dimes.

#JusticeForSarahLogan

Yea Forums believed in based Hawkins

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Matt spends years trying to reinvent his character, and ends up back where he started doing his relic from the 90s shit

I went to the mania where they returned
shit was hype
shame they didn't do anything with it
jeff should be wwe champ

gotta agree brother - HH

2 YEARS AGO UR LIFES FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES. GO OUTSIDE DO SOMETHING BROTHER MAKE IT MEAN SOMETHING. YOU ONLY GET 1 RIDE.

Immediately make this battle royal more cringe than the womens one.

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>Ryder’s gimmick is that he only wins at mania

eewww

I have accomplished nothing in that time

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alex jones looking thick, solid, tight

USA here I don't know them. Remember to watch SUITS!

no one in the USA knows who they are either, don't worry

is no more...
I'm sad too

>these 4 bulbasaurs getting drowned out by based Hardy music
oh no no no

no one who watches SJW NL cares about WWE

Oh well at this rate I'll be happy if I get the majority of my picks at least. Preshow be damned.

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Who the fuck is that nigger with the neon green dreads?

Mandy Rose

>tfw the last time you enjoyed WWE was Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt being awesome

Based Dean Mark

BASED HEATH IS GOING OVER

You don't like learning about Golden Coral and slim jims fag?

JESUS CHRIST LADS IM BUZZING SOMEONE POST SOME GAY PORN SO WE CAN ALL CALM DOWN

based booker t shooting on the snl guys

Look at this fucking jobber lmao

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What the fuck is this? Just show the match! We can barely understand what the clowns are saying anyways.

Based Otunga being the best dressed man

Why so the stage so shit this year?

and who is liberace

Anyone know if Enzo and Cass made it inside Metlife?

START THE FUCKING MATCH!

Fuck

This wrestlemania is phoned in af

Fuck, all those Reigns main-evented Manias have melded into one in my mind

Jeff is a skinny fucking geek. Unless you are 250+ you should not get the big strap

Only main card counts. Fuck preshow

I got dumped and kicked out of our apartment, came pretty close to suicide via alcoholism, started school, and just got a job on Friday
So things are looking up i guess

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Booker T looking real BASED with this beard.

Will Paul's entrance be more cringe than his WM31 one?

I hate WWE and hate every single one of you

Why are they filling time with this panel after the match entrances have started...

USA Network is likely in commercials

I had to think for a moment who they even are

god what a jobber hell

Next time make a 1 prediction per match.

Based off the pop, no one in NYC knows them either.
SNL hasn't been relevant in decades. After Norm was gone, I stopped watching.

>everyone had to stand there while the hardys music plays for minutes

post yfw colin jost wins

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KEK

We can only hope.

who ready to watch DC cost Brock his belt tonight?

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>ec3 is a joke jobber
oh no no no no

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presented by sNIGGERS

how come we didnt get uso hardys at mania but we got a fatal 4 cluster fuck

I went w/ Murphy because I don't follow 205 Live, but the idiots who thought the Revival were going to win? LOL fuck that's just retarded.

I wanted the Hardyz to reform but 15 years ago

Who /BIG DOG/ here?

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he can jump off things from very high though

No Way Jose

>NO STICKY

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ikr. 90% of these guys are such geeks. just fucking quit and try to get over on the indies you cowards

BRAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEME

xD

HOLY FUCK BRAUN LOOKS J A C K E D

>EC3 shuffling away
kek

Holy fuck Braun is CUT

A Good Bros sighting

>EC3's "End me face"

Damn Brawn got ripped.

Why is Chad Gable wearing trunks?

The Chad stride

Braun lookin real ripped lads

what the fuck has become of bobby roode bros, it just isnt fair...

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BASED BRAUN NO SHIRT
HOLY DIMES

>Shelton already gone

:(

Braun is cut

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thanks based user

>roll out of the ring
THEY GONNA DO IT AGAIN FUCK

>THEY'RE CRAWLING UNDER THE RING
CRINGE

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>Colin Jost is taller than most of the guys in the ring

....huh, how bout that

>chad gable in jobber royale
What did they do to my boy :(

Oh look, the SNL faggots crawled under the ring

GEE I WONDER WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?

Looks like Axel was the first one out.

Strowman looking jacked BROTHER!

LUCHA DOWN
LUCHA DOWN
LUCHA DOWN
LUCHA DOWN

F Tyler Breeze
I want a Mania payday for working 45 seconds tbqh

EC3
Number 3 out

Lince is dead

hey

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Fun game: count the former champs

Look at that cigan in the audience with the Croatian flag go fuck yourself

i forgot half of these guys were employed

>EC3

LMFAO

>EC3
OH NO NO NO NO NO

ronda is cute

Lazy, lazy booking

EC3 GONE ALREADY HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHA

Go Lucha House Party!

BASED HARPER

Harper is GOAT lads why isn't he champion?

HARPER GOAT

Holy fuck Braun
HE'S READY FOR THE STRAP VINCE

Reminder that Braun has never won a title excluding that stupid green one from the middle east

new strowman look is dimes

Since when is Luke Harper that skinny?

>Harper's from Rochester
COULD IT HAPPEN?

what the fuck? Both Harper and Braun are skinny as fuck now

Wyatt family reunion (half)

WELCOME TO Yea Forums

Why do they do this garbage battle royales with way too many wrestlers?

HEATH HIT THE 3D CAMERA OUCH

HEATH NO

>EC3 elim barely caught on camera
>not even mentioned
JUST

Titus' real name is Thaddeus Bullard which would be a GOAT ring name

...

Heath went head first into the barricade cam thing.

Did Luke Harper lose his first name now?

Holy shit, that sounded hard.

I MISSED LUKE SO MUCH

Why isn't he facing Brock? That'd be right up Vince's alley.

>Heavy Machinery suplexes Braun
>no one saw it

epic

TAKBIR. ALI WINS INSHALLAH

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get rid of the preshow you fucking cunt. no one watches 205. Literally a waste of your time setting all this up just for everyone to get eliminated in a pre show twink match.

There's no way Becky, Seth, and Kofi are all winning tonight right

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yeah when he became a bludgeon brother

>Rhyno still wrestles

You can do it mate

Kofi wins, Becky wins, Seth hits the pin and gets sent to the farm

For me... It's seth Rolling

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What 4 toppings should I get on my pizza?

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Salami, banana peppers, more cheese, garlic

Anchoves cheese bacon banana

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Manny needs to stop breaking his face

>braun misses the spot with harper so they have to do it again

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Is Strowman out?

>came pretty close to suicide via alcoholism, started school, and just got a job
i have/am doing these right now

wow didnt see this coming

Pineapple

I'd get pepperoni, bacon, onion and hot peppers

OHHH MY GAWD LIBERAL HUMOR KILL ME

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I went with ham, bacon, pineapple and banana peppers if anyone cares

Wheres Carter lads?

Wow this is awful

Braun is the best at winning absolutely meaningless matches.

sounds good except for the banana pepper

This is the only correct answer.

>struggling to lift the trophy
buried

STREAM LIVE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

CLICC SHERK

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should i make a wrestling themed yugioh deck

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Gouki

john cena should be on bl

Who got AceStream?

shit

Why do they always pick the worst music?

its not
it could be 69

Big Based Hogan