Sabe pa
Wrestlemania 4
I love you, Yea Forums
in4bliss
>tfw got a WWE Network login from my friend because I don't trust the illegal streams to not crash because of you casual simps
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY VINCE
Shawn looks a meth head
Will Enzo and Cass jump the rails?
you are appreciated bobbo
Thanks Bobbo
Based black master bobbo
dos velas!
Are they just cracking up trying to read the prompter?
N
That's the episode where the kids get eaten by the cannibals at the school, great ep
I hate you, Yea Forums
Is this the weakest card in WM history?
where is lacey
>WWE's graphics team
HBK doesn't give a single fuck
/dodgers/ here
all generals report in
FUCK STEVO IF HE INCLUDES THE CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH
WE SHOULDN'T TAKE THIS!
LADS
what shirts are you wearing tonight
Finn balor here.
BIG CHARLY PUMP IS YOUR HOOK UP, HOLLA IF YOU HEAR HER
>people like you don\t deserve to be king of games
post more paige pussy
Miz vs. Shane-O
The fucking state of Wrestlemania anymore....
Bobboposter I LOVE YOU
Wtf I thought the preshow ended.
More like she's not around to embarrass them anymore
How did your /AAF/ Teams do this week lads?
LOOK AT ALL THESE JOBBERS
DEAN
TELL US ABOUT THE CLOWN WIG
she needs to pull a WM9 and put herself in a title match against whoever wins in the main event
Yea Forums here
Sarah was robbed
#JusticeForSarahLogan
what girl are giving your orgasm today?
for me is sonya in those black pants
undoubtedly.
kinda interested in joe-rey. kinda interested in rollins-lesnar. other than that, I could not give two fucks about anything else
>500 matches
>2 have a story
THESE THREE MEN
Yea Forums's /ROME/ here
/dofa/ here
Your mom.
Holy shit The Ascension is still here?
for me, it's the big sexy, kevin nash.
>not being happy about Carmella
kys
Whys there no fucking sticky
only Yea Forumschads are allowed please leave thank you
Look at the main event. There's your answer.
Is Curtis Axel still in the 2018 Royal Rumble?
Wrestlemania 2000 was the exact same way
>Finn vs Lashley
How can two people feud for so long but still feel so half assed and underpromoted.
Yea Forums here
sneed
/K/ here
>imagine Big Sexy pinning your woman to the bed
>holding the camera, you zoom in as Big Sexy tears off her pants
>Big Sexy pulls out his massive 12 inch cock
>Big Sexy is circumcised and quite vascular
>Big Sexy forcefully tears off your woman's panties, turning to you to give a sly grin
>you get closer with the camera as Big Sexy slides his throbbing cock against your woman's soaking pussy
>she already came once before Big Sexy came over and is about to again
>Big Sexy thrusts his gigantic cock into your woman
>she instantly screams and comes yet again
>Big Sexy quickly starts pumping away
>you move around with the camera, stopping for a second to admire Big Sexy's finely toned, slightly tanned ass
>your woman screams again from pleasure as you make it to the other side
>Big Sexy slaps your woman as he continues to thrust, telling her to shut the fuck up
>Big Sexy does the same to you even though you didn't do anything
>you hastily unzip your pants and start jerking off
>you cum fairly quickly, but be careful not to drop the camera
>Big Sexy finally lets out a grunt and releases a massive load
>the semen quickly spills out of your woman's vagina onto your sheets
>she screams yet again, orgasming for the eighth time
> the stage is literally a fucking screen
Are they losing this much money? Wasting it all for the Saudis in May?
Wtf were they thinking?
Looks like a typical RAW stage setup
Jeff hardy will win the battle royal.
/wjsn/ here
>the man
I still don't get how they came up with that dumb idea
is ziggler still employed
based /sopranos/ here
Yea Forums here
What happened?
>triple h shills defending his burying career
Is this the return of Devittfag? The only faggot that actually got worked by bretcuck to post his jaw
just a white shirt
/d2g/
>Big Sexy pulls out, his cock dripping with pussy juice and cum
>Big Sexy grabs your hair and forces you in front of his glistening penis
>you set the camera on the bed quickly and lick the tip of his cock tentatively
>Big Sexy pulls your hair back, forcing you to open your mouth as he shoves his cock inside
>you gag, but quickly start working your mouth up and down as far as you can, half of his cock down your throat
>you tear up from the pain, but your penis quickly becomes erect again as you pleasure Big Sexy
>finally, Big Sexy pushes your head to the base of his cock, freshly trimmed pubic hair in your face
>you gag again, but stop a massive load is released into the bottom of your throat
>you cum without touching your penis, the semen filling up you throat from Big Sexy and into your mouth
>you cough as he pulls out, leaving Big Sexy's seed on your carpet
>you look up at Big Sexy who is still giving you a slight smile
"Thank you Sir."
al/ck/ie reporting in
based
/f1/ here
Pocket goblina
>Pocket poster died
How did you feel Torrie calling out his rape last night?
Ryno is not a jobber
Apollo and Ali are jobbers
-1
Yep. He gets to come and go as he pleases, though.
her gimmick is she is one of the lads, you know the type of person im talking about.
/vg/ here
they probably have every disease known to man
100%
Hey, lads. Bong here. Post your Mania fuel.
Pic related desu.
shawn michaels off the shitz tonite?
Joey Ryan touching my penis was just a joke
>Batista vs. Triple H
sure is 2005 in here....
Not even close.
It's a weak card, don't get me wrong. But there's alot in the single digits that are worse on paper.
why do they keep putting sam roberts on these things
>otunga is still around
Get this antidraw outta here.
tranny inclusion
This is not HBK talking to Notsam. This is Michael Hicklebottom talking to Sam Roberts and I said Dave is going to shoot kill Paul tonight.
yeah, thats me
Disgusting
Shawn finally unJUSTs his eye
wait
tony nese won?
kek
wtf I thought this was on the main card? also renee fucking sucks
He's shoot on the legal team.
Michael Cole looks super gay
-1
-1
Sox gonna ding-dong diddly bury you again this year
>that pop for the revival
based
I wish I saw her breasts before she got implants, she is ultra cute but I like all sorts of boobs.
One punch Wilder coming through
REMOVE RENEE
I might switch to the spanish commentary
>RAW tag on the pre-show
lmao raw confirmed the b-show
>champs out first
Sad!
Mortal Kombat for the GameBoy.
Send Ryder and Hawkins all your energy.
>we go hard all day all night
renee is the worst commentator in wwe history. horrific accent. pointless comments. annoying voice
revival walk like autist manlets
Ye
Carmella on the women battle royal.
Now the no gimmick manlets
BASED DASH
Matches on the main card better have full entrances not midramp ones
looool
fucking RIP predictions
Is Rasta going to interfere?
Cole looks like such a fucking douche
Bart Simpson voice
bing
ya supposed to put the pie ontop on the bean ya northern twat
>Top guys doing Top guy things
Real Shooter and Dawson are going over now, right?
/heem/ here
>JUST FISTS
/pol/ here
Based Revival
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT BROSKIS
WOO
WOO
WOO
Big dimes Ryder about to win the strap BAY BAY
Hawkins actually has an entrance theme?
STEVO
I KNOW YOURE LURKING.
DO A POINT SYSTEM FOR WRESTLEMANIA
NO FUCKING PRE PRE KICKOFF PRE SHOW SHIT
the revival finally got a reaction
Based Dash working wew into a SEETHE
>2 hours into Wrestlemania
>Only 4 threads
wheres hottie poster at?
I want to lick them.
theyre both from NY, mania is in NY, theyll be winning
Then immediately losing tomorrow in RAW
/vg/ here, fuck predictions.
This thread sucks and is the opposite of comfy.
If you think everyone posting in this thread are losers and when Mania starts it will move too fast and you like discussing diva whores vs wymns wrestling...
then maybe if you can find us...
you can join, the "C-Team"
(comfy thread music plays, intro begins...)
>state of hawkin's team
jaysus
>no pop for ryder
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>Zack Ryder
Wait...what happened to AOP? I haven't seen those big niggas in forever.
I invited a friend over and can’t post. Miss you Yea Forums
>2005 was nearly 20 years ago
The 2010s might be the WOAT decade in human history
WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT
Who is this girl commentator with the slut voice?
This match is all /ourguys
Did hawkins get a tag win on main event?
ZACK IS GOING OVER BROTHER
WOO WOO WOO
/raildex/ here
I was watching a smackdown when Hawkins attacked Kofi. Man been too long.
Yeah, let's cheapshot a guy that's held by about 10 people before running off. Literally nigger tier
It's the pre-show, and we already know this shit is gonna be 7 hours long
One of them got injured.
THERE IS NO STORY RENEE THIS MATCH CAME OUTTA NOWHERE!
>no fancy LED ringposts for Wrestlemania
I guess they only have the one set and they left it at Barclay's?
Any paige lewds?
This set sucks
>REEE MONSTER POP FOR WILDER
>a fucking preshow
Fucken lel
Have my energy Curt and Zack, you can do it broskis!
It's Renae Young you mega newfag
>mfw Ryder and Hawkins win the tag belts and then drop them tomorrow night on RAW
stream link please, help a brother out
t. /pol/
So Hawkins and Ryder are winning and then dropping the titles tomorrow night right?
Kino moment
/lakers/ here
[spoiler]please kill me[/spoiler]
I realized i didn't know what Ryder's theme was
Revival loses, based Dash turns on the other guy.
Why is this match happening?
got a manlet manager and that was pretty much it for them
>no reactions for Ryder
The absolute state of him
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
>Pre-show
Random
Come on broski get the dub for your boy
Jumping Bret Hart was nigger tier anything after doesn't matter
Based Raildexchad.
Spic thread
>Jets gear
so he's eating the pin
>No one knows who Curt Hawkisn is so he decided to wear local sports teams colors to get a cheap pop
Wtf Corey, don't shoot him
/ptg/ reporting in
>hawkins wearing yellow shorts
>revival wearing yellow shorts
REEEEEEE
Renee and Cory's bickering has already gotten tiresome.
I absolutely would call Dwight Gooden in to pitch for Mets right now Graves.
Fantastic! Renee already botching the commentary.
...
(you)
WWE Network + Dummy e-mail
I haven't watched the product since high school and only come here for Wrestlemania, you mega actualfag
To bury Tub and Chub.
/kiara/ is always ready
The Jest are the Curt Hawkins of the NFL
just got elected college republicans president
Beaners
At least we'll get pyro, right?
You make white people look pathetic with posts like that. Not everyone is a pathetic cucked little faggot who has never been in a fight like you.
>moment
>opportunity
>moment
>opportunity
>wrestlemania
>ryder gets no pop
his push is dead
>looks
/2hu/ report in
...
>/lakers/ here
>[spoiler]please kill me[/spoiler]
You watch Ape Hoop, you're already dead inside
yeah im done watching this shit. i feel bad for the crowd. must be bored out of their freaking minds
>heavy handed Dash Wilder
Based
>that pop for dash
>They're going to change the ring design between the pre-show and the main show
No
youtube.com
This is the only thing close to a build for this
>commercial during ryder and curts entrace
lmao vince burying him even on TV
Lad
Congrats
Keep a good image and be your best leader
>Thank you Dash
>The heavy handed Dash Wilder
/gbfg/ here.
neocon faggot
Crowd cheering for Dash
fucking wasted digits
dead crowd
BASED COWBOY DASH
DASH BE BASED
This thread is only for beaners
Ryder sucks balls.
>The heavy handed Dash wilder, not a young man you'd want to get in a fight with
Oooooh nononooooo
I am on the kickoff shoooow
dumb kike
>Revival loses the championships, then they grab the microphone and say they're going to AEW
Would that be max cringe?
>his push is dead
It died in 2012
what the hell is rene's role in the announce team?
cole is the play by play, corey the color commentator
rene is just inserting random irrelevant comments
STREAM PLEASE DON;T BE FUCKING FAGGOTS I WANT TO WATCH TOO
-3
Pop for Dash and the Thank You Dash chant made my Mania already. Thank fuck the crowd isn't totally pozzed.
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Saved the 4th of July
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in
If you want Hawkins to win here you are a redditor
>le epic jobber beats a real team meme soo cool
Crowd is fucking dead
Stage looks horrible and uninspired
They better pick up the pace for the main show
>That in your style face smashmouth of Dawson
t. Michael Cole
I'll be on max cringe all night anyway desu
IN YOUR STYLE FACE
Wrestlemania 32??
/wres/
>commentary already mixing up their words and we're not even on the main show yet
/gtag/ lurkin
I do love his "in your style kind of face" Cole
Be happy you don't have to sit through this boring shit.
the real shits were last years president.
She had two meetings in an election year and has been awol
>G.I. Bro
BASED
Thanks bro
the same as coach's role, that one dude on smackdown, otunga, saxton, etc
three man teams are dog shit tier, always have been
It would make me laugh so it'd be pretty based.
the 3rd wheel
Wamen representation
They’re already cringe regardless
27 was fucking awful
she satisfies the vagina quota
wwe.com
Only $9.99/month bro
>dash not getting bigger pops
guess they didn't know who the fuck he was in that video
>Hawkins is the hot tag
cringe
Tag Team is a dead genre
This guy did gay porn. Based
just sign up for a free trial and cancel it once the show finishes. come on man
No one in this thread has a
>Zack Wilder
Fucking hell Cole.
/SnK/ here bros
qt on the right
you faggots need to stop linking to woo, it got shut down. stupid niggers.
How is Hawkins the hot tag?
>says the board that thinks Jinder winning the big one was a good idea
>#FTR now on on front
What did them mean by that.
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Diversity hire
t. Hunter
/hoc/ here
BASED
/wooo/tards BTFO
>Hawkins gets the hottag, flies in and immediately loses
there's a subreddit for that :)
DEAD CROWD FOR THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
delet this
that was Graves
bart simpson
Why does he wear the mask?
Being a dogshit commentator is her role. I mostly skip RAW now.
Hawkins is looking Hogan-esque.
I haven't see someone looking that leathery in a while.
that was even worse
reported to the FBI
would be kino
no wwe tag team in the last decade has ome close to the ability and entertainment of prime Beer Money and Motor City Machine Guns
still preshow you fucking simpleton
She explains things for the children in the audience.
f off, dont give to the newfags idiot
>Wanting meme team to win over gay vanilla wrestlers is reddit-tier
kys
how is the crowd dead? people can't be full energy for 9 hours.
kairi got a big pop
...
i bet you thought someone was giving you a (you) so they could give you a stream link. WRONG. fuck you, faggot.
damn...dash wilder is thicc
Or the Young Bucks.
This match has been fucking terrible
Just noticed the VR camera
That's unfair though. TNA has been the best wrestling company on the planet between 2005 and 2007
>Tarps could only get the seats behind the titantron
TARPS BTFO
If Missile Crisis happens around Wrestlemania again
I will slam my dick on a Door
>it's getting louder and louder
>dead silence
Lol Renee shot off into a random comment then stopped halfway through. Leaving the other commentators hanging. She's so fucking bad at this
>expecting a WWE match to be good
Since the streak is dead anyway, come on Ryder and Hawkins
Sorry about the delay guys but here's the predictions in full following the Crusierweight match, just 26 our of 193 remain.
Curt Hawkins is on like 270 looses right?
Based hurricane and ryder
I made a bet with my sister that she would pass out before the actual show. Easiest money ever but the idiot drank like half my fireball. Going to the liquor store you guys need anything?
BASED HAWKINS HOT TAG
Anyone just shitposting and hearing the match in the background?
Also the stage looks like shit
i hope hawkins fucking dies
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE WYMYN WRESTLING
NY/NJ wrestlers all won so far. Curt is from Queens and Ryder is from Long Island.
Scrap the preshow matches or I'm never doing your predictions again.
If only there was a place where you poorfags could watchwrestling in.
LMAO these dudes are blown the fuck up but still dragging this on......
5
>mfw still in this shit
HELL YEAH
BASED HAWKINS
THE STATE OF Yea Forums
270 if he loses here.
Fucking hell
i know places. but sucks woo got shutdown.
What is Hawkins' finish?
HIS FUCKING NECK
LADS
SAWDUST
that's not fair
shut up BITCH
Holy fuck was that a botch?
BRAAAAIIIIIINBUSTAAAAAH
Yeah. Barely saw anything so far because I'm trying to read all the comments in the thread.
BASED 205 BTFO EVERYONE
Don't scrap it because it taints the integrity of the prediction game.
join the fun, fags
Spic thread
thank you
>All these eliminations
HOLY BASED
BASED
A
S
E
D
NEW
BUUUL- SHIIIIT
BUUUL- SHIIIIT
WOOO WOOO WOOO
HOLY BASED
SHIT ENDING
I am literallt never doing a prediction again if youre counting pre kickoff show bs
ahahahahahahaaaaJAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
REVIVALKEKS SEETHING
BASED
FACT THE FACTS!
HAWKINS
BASED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
B A S E D HAWKINS WITH THE ROLLUP
THE STREAK
IS OVER
BASED
>le ebin rollup
sucks
ABSOLUTELY BASED
I'M MARKING OUT
WOO WOO WOO
STREAK IS OVER
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
might be good if it leads to these 2 teams having a proper feud desu
It worked bros all that power you sent worked
Last five minutes were pretty good.
If rollups never work there is no reason to get excited when someone gets rolled up
seething simp worked into illiteracy by based SteveO
AND I TOOK A FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE I THOUGHT REVIVAL WOULD WIN
Of course I'm not going to scrap it, Then people will cry to scrap the women, then the tag team until it's just the main event,
Literally who are those guys
Holy shit that WM stage looks fucking HORRIBLE
their name is in the huge screen
he is a big striker
Is taima dead? Keeps crashing and refreshing's a pain in the ass. Any other streams besides tgo-tv?