WRESTLEMANIA GAME THREAD #3

Poor Sarah
>ring general
>called the entire match at EC this year
>literally in awe at the completely fuckery of this battle royal for about 10 seconds, wouldn't even let Liv do anything out of fear she'd get hurt

Why are the women so bad at these matches lads?

what happened to asuka? she went to about to main event WM to being in the literal who women battle
reposting

Lana looks fucking choice tonight

Hi aska

Love ya bobbo

USE YOUR AUTISM STOMPS KAIRI

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I want to POOP on Kairi Sane

WrestleBania

I LOVE YOU BOBBO POSTER
BUT I HATE LIV AND SHE NEEDS TO DIE

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pussy haha

>gook woman vs wonderwoman

It's Pearl Harbor all over again and my dick is destroyed

Based Bobbo

Based Naiomi eliminated so we can't get meme spots.

>going for a top rope move in a battle royale

She really is (kayfabe) autistic

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This hilariously bad

Lana legit looks like a fucking tranny

>ember was healthy
>there wasn't an asuka vs ember match for smackdown title
gay as fuck

KAIRI LOL

what the fuck is this match

DEAR 2 COLD STEVO

PLEASE

TAKE AWAY THE PRE SHOW

we are ding dong fiddly BEGGIN YA
We admit. You got us. We're boilin ans seething and all that haha you got us

Now FIX IT.

BOOOOO FUCK THAT

KAIRISHITTERS BTFO

BASED TISM STOMPS

They all do.

kairi a cute

holy botches

Yeah so hot.

Love you too

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Sums up WWE as a whole

>no kairi and asuka face off

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>Ember Moon already out
>Nikki Cross out
>Kairi Out
>Maria out
>only reddit-tier women left

FUCK THIS

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kairi eliminated by job squad

This match already feels like it's been going on for about an hour

Kairi NO!

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kay

LIV IS FOR SEXUAL

IT ONLY TOOK THREE OF YOU TO BEAT ME

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Why do the women always have to shout?

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>all the Yea Forums waifus eliminated

>the Riott Squad actually has offensive moves

Huh. I had no idea. I just thought they were jobbers.

too cute

STEVO

EITHER DON'T COUNT THE PRE-SHOW, OR GO FOR A POINT SYSTEM

SAVE THIS WRESTLEMANIA

Is hulk hogan gonna come out and shoot on these fucks or not tonight?

>Dana Brooke chants

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>Dana Brooke chant
But why?

KILL THAT FUCKING FLABBY GOOK

DANA BROOKE RUNNING WILD BROTHER

DANA

How fucking retarded does it look seeing the women have to jump to go over the top rope.

do you guys knew that Shayna is gay?
so powerful so brave

WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT

>getting rid of almost all the acceptable workers first
bold strategy for the ending of the match

DANA GETTING A PITY WIN?!

Did Dana slim down? I remember her being massive jacked

Smarks gonna die when Lacey helps Mella eliminate Asuka

I just realized Lacey Evans isn't even in this, is she not even competing tonight

God Renee is so shit

my wife's daughter loves riot squad team

>Riott squad jobbing out to Dana
hahahaha

Lol they're clearly struggling

>eliminated by Dana Brook

FALL BITCH HOPE YOU BROKE SOMETHING

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sticky for main show repeating degits confirme

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Has dana lost weight? She looks kinda good

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I thought Ember Brooke was done for this PPV?
Why would Unky Meltzer lie?

Kairi is the most reddit wrestler to ever reddit

When the fuck did marks go hard for dana? what did i miss?

Dana with the John Kronus flip

because they are all so weak and small none of their moves have any impact

Omg Sonya love her.

DANA BROOKE PUSH OH MY GOD

Very cringe

Hideous botch

BASED BROOKE MAKING A COMEBACK

its like a washing machine full of cats

SONYA WIN PLS
SONYA WIN PLS
SONYA WIN PLS
SONYA WIN PLS

she cut a pretty good promo a few weeks back

the absolute state of that elimination, Dana is ass

i want to lick mandys anus

>standing around watching someone get back into the ring after you've managed to get them over the top rope

This is why women's wrestling is so shit, no psychology at all.

Naomi got eliminated?

Dana deserves the world. Why are they pushing Horseface, Jay Leno Woman Edition, The Rock Woman Edition, Supafly's Daughter, etc? DANA is the most legit one out of all of them

FUCK

Based Sonya

She just jumped over the rope and eliminated herself. haha

Womens wrestling is a fucking joke

This is disastrous

Why is Dana so over?

STEVO THE POP YOU WILL GET WHEN YOU ANNOUNCE A POINT SYSREM WILL BE NUCELAR

DO IT LAD

She looks sickly. Looked better before.
>Asuka still in it
Dammit. I want Mandy to win!

It'd be cool if Mickie won.

Where the fuck is Lacey?

>Dana literally climing over the top rope herself

HAHAHAHAHA

Kek

That would all the previous sweeps more prestigious

Sonya is a cute ^w^

only 2 good wrestlers left in mickie and asuka

YES

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The Micky kick spot was a clear botch.

BASED SONYA

>mickie eliminated
this sucks

so this is the power of women's wrestling

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I think it was a meme chant to amuse themselves during the shit match

ASUKA BTFO

NO

Carmella is still in, she rolled to the outside

KEK why???

>Dana literally fucking jumping over the rope to eliminate herself

what the fuck

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>This botchfest

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH
SHIT ENDING

based mela!

>Carmella

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ding-dong diddly

Added to the main event

ASUKA BURRIED

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alright this is gay as fuck

>who booked this crap.jpg

ASUKA ELIMINATED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHASHSHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHASHHSHSSHSHSHSHSHSHSSH

I DON'T THINK FOX WAS EVEN IN THE MATCH LADS :(

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she just fell??

WTF????
jajajajja

Sarah screams like an autist

GAY FUCK THIS HARLOT

Please let this end with Carmella flossing

MELLA IS MONEY

BASED CARMELLA

That's actually a really nice looking pussy

Sarah Logan top fucking qt desu

based

MANDY NOOOOOOO!

GET HER ASS SARAH

What a shitshow

sonya going deep in some box tonight

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>that shitty ending
zzzzzzzz

BASED MELLA

FUCK THAT HORSE

Mellawinslol
Fuck off cat poster

Damn we all got worked by teh Divas and their fake ending. Based Mella

JOBBER SQUAD LOSES AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Logan deserves the win

she's FAT

>Carmella

Corey paid off the bookers

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>sarah logan screwed over by a damn tranny
It's fucking Satino marrella all over again

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MAKE MELLA CHAMP AGAIN

MELLA

IS

MONEY

mell botch to finish it

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

did she even hit her with that kick

fuck Carmella

MELLA IS MONEY

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fucking carmella what the fuck

Sarah Logan eternally buried

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what the fuck was logan dressed as

FAT WAIFUFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
A
B
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GETTING REWARDED AFTER DEEPTHROATING A MARRIED MAN
FUCK
THIS
COMPANY

I thought she got fired.

ASUKAFAGS BTFO!!!!!

>"she's gonna get the biggest pip of the night when she wins"

BLAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I TOLD YOU FUCKING LOSERS SHE WASNT SHIT YOU ALL ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC ASUKA IS AS DEAD AS YOUR SOCIAL LIFE KYS!!!!

FUCK THAT THOT IT WAS SARAH'S TIME

>pop for Sarah winning
>no pop for dark hair chick winning

hmm

MAKE
MELLA
CHAMP
AGAIN

THAT VAGOO TROPHY

I am dying lads

every battle royale and rumble has to have someone sleep the entire match, its so obvious now

Get used to it, you have an entire night of shit endings ahead of you.

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE MELLA

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Hiding outside the ring in a rumble is shit retarded terrible booking. Why doesn't everyone just do it in that case.

I wanted Sarah to win tbqh

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a viking same as always

She's got a battle royal w/ a bunch of white guys in a hotel room. she's going to eliminate them all and bath in the aftermath.

Sarah a cute. Should've won. But nope, lets give it to New York lady amirite guys hahahaha

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Has a female wrestler's boobie ever slipped out, haha can you imagine.

>FATSUKA

GOOKS BTFO
>GOOKS BTFO

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Sarah smelled Carmella's famously stinky feet and passed out!

fuck that finish and fuck this whore.

Sperg Cat is best cat

>rollout of the ring
>wait for everyone to be eliminated
>roll in and take her out

The best part of this match is the music on botchamania playing over it will be good

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>asuka loses
>carmella wins

Well guys nice knowing you

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I forgot about the vagina trophy.

Didn't even touch her with the kick lul

Such lazy booking

>Carmella
literally why

she's the Michaels after all...

>2019
>Coward heel not eliminated returns at the end of the rumble and wins

What a surprising ending.

Yea. But you can't really blame them. The past two years, they went overboard with the sets lol.

I wanted Logan to win because I am more sexually attracted to her than Carmella thus I am disappointed with the result thanks for listening

>predictions ruined from the first match

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Ah, right... So it's going to be one of THESE kind of PPV's.

The same shit she always wears because she is with one of the War Machine fags

MELLA GETTING A PUSH!

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>Based Woman wrestling

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Should have just given Sarah the bump and let her win. Carmella doesn’t need the push.

>people like Carmella

Why?

Why Lacey Evans didn't come out?

Where's the sticky?

that was the only match i was going to watch lel, have fun with your 8 hour show

>Dat Uterus Trophy

F
A
B
U
L
O
U
ASS

MELLA FUCKS MONKEYS

THIS HOME WRECKING BITCH!

This

I bet all of Yea Forums just got completely eliminated from predictions already

>letting the one hot guido win to get the new jersey crowd on their side
v. smart booking

>"Where's my Asuka "pop" I cried about for weeks on end?!"

S
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T
H
E

kys Asukafag, she was a transitional champ and now she is finished forever since the titles will be unified tonight!

I WANT TO CUM ON PAIGES RRD LIPSLIPSuisi

That's where you're wrong, Carmella is a face

Boycott 2cold pedo's predictions if he doesn't exclude the cruiserweight shit tonight.

They were already in the process of getting a divorce you mark.

BASED INCEL KING

Ya seethe?

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What's the 3rd preshow match? I might go fuck off for an hour

>King putting over this womyns main event

How far this shit has fallen...

It's almost like she's doing it just for me

not all people are faggots like you

Does Kurt Angle's son kid have the look to be a WWE star?

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>Carmella
>Coward heel
She's been babyface since she's with R-truth.

Yea Forums WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA

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No fucking shit. The Riot Squad os less relavent than the Ascension and they appear on TV all the time

Carmella is a face

Gook btfo

theres only 1 other womens match on the card right? when the fuck are we meant to piss

wait a min

didn't Jerry raped somebody?

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Nasties like you have to pay to see Lacey

JBL SHOOTING

Is the men's battle royale the only match left on the preshow?

Shut the fuck up, JBL.

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This tbqhwu

daughter's cute

REMINDER: Paige is only 26 years old

BASED JBL BTFO SJWs

Pizza and feet

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>OMG Asuka didn't win the jobber royal!

The only thing besides being cursed that the winner gets it seems is they get to have an entrance if they're cursed (like Naomi) with having to be in it a second time in a row.

dinner is done guys

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THIS FUCK THE MANLET DIVISION

Probably some tag match

>when battle royale champion car mella sees a happily married husband

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the racial slur your looking for is Nip you stupid mother fucker. A Gook is an asian who isnt chinese or japanese. for example a korean is a gook.

>be fag
>be heel
>have random kayfabe breaking banadana

Don't click this unless you want to see Paige's vagina

Men's battle royal

Fucking pathetic.

Should the mentally ill be bullied?

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am laffin at these dum broads now and ding-dong diddly b laffin at them later too

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That POP for asuka being eliminated was HILARIOUS

The Andre I assume

Raw tag titles as well

This is basically the base of every women wrestler fandom, don´t feel guilty.

raw tag team

I'm sorry but I don't like Asuka - the fact she refuses to learn English makes it annoying since she can't cut promos

Mine almost is too been cooking pasta sauce for almost 4 hours

>dat cunny

>Yea Forums still going over huge during Wrestlemania

Kek

she is from boston tho

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#JusticeForSarahLogan

I think raw tag is on as well.

they all gook the same to me

sarah logan looks like a dirty hippy whore, but still better than nutella...

has the riot squad ever won anything?

ding-dong diddly

put Yea Forums out of it's misery

It's fucking mad to think, isn't it? You'd swear she was in her late 30s/early 40s.

Your reasoning is sound.

did this nigga jus say they're goin too USA network

>Yea Forums outranks /pol/

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that was disgusted groans ya ding-dong diddly goofball

I miss him calling Smackdown tbqh.

Hometown

Babyface to fight becky after she wins

Holy shit the state of Yea Forums the polfags really did kill Yea Forums

It is, right now.

Yes, gotta lose the long hair though.

unironically yes, this world is rough
and if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough

I wish I could watch the whole show on youtube rather than wwes godawful app

Hopefully Sarah losing will lead to an angle between her and Ronda where Ronda can defend the title against her at extreme rules for the actual best match Ronda will ever have

yeah cause /pol/ keeps going on Yea Forums

SCHEDULE FOR TONIGHT (all times in EST):

12 - 3 PM Pre-Kickoff Pre-preShow
3 - 4 PM Wrestlemania Red Carpet
4 - 5 PM Wrestlemania pre show
5 - 6 PM Wrestlemania Pre Kickoff Show
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7 - 11 PM WRESTLEMANIA 35 sponsored by snickers
11 PM - 12 AM Facebook Watch presents: triple H live thoughts
12 AM - 1 AM Raw Talk/Wrestlemania Aftermath by WWE network

yeah nobody cares about their wrestling skills
I literally only care about liv morgan cause she's cute and I want her to blow me
women's wrestling isn't interesting
wrestling is about strong men fighting, women should go back to being valets

Oh god they do a new intro every hour?

Yeah, the award for being the all time jannetty stable.

REMINDER THAT THE CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH SHOULDN'T COUNT

NOBODY WATCHES MANLET WRESTLING

HBShizzle

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what the fuck. I thought that was the kickoff.

I gotta admit the clink'n and clank'n of the metal rivets on the jeans in that dryer in the background reeeeeeeeeeeeeeallly killed the mood for me.. ohhh yeaaaaaaaaah..

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pre-show, fag

trending worldwide

Was that a pre-show to the pre-show?

>205 couldn't even get on the real pre-show
Fucking cringe

>It's summerslam all over again, except without Charles.

It's live on USA network.

It's so stupid how they have a pre-show kickoff and the kickoff as two different things

Jannies killed sp
few autists care about politics they all love vidya

How did he have asian kids tho?

I ordered my fucking pizza 1 hr ago it hasn't arrived yet, I'm asking that shit to be fucking free

Just this one - the first hour was on network only, the second one is on TV in the USA

yea

>tfw only 14 more Mania matches left

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Jesus loves you

ding-dong diddly BASED

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BOYCOTT 2COLD

CRUISERWEIGHTS OUT

Man, I can't believe it's been almost a year since a 10 year won the WWE Tag Team Title

sam is a geek

airtime in women matches

Nobody watches Wrestling anymore bro

agreed.

hoping the 3-way ends with austin coming out and stunning the 3 of them, then it being declared a no contest

The Corey graves thing wasn't her fault, at least according to graves. His wife and him were already getting divorced anyways. So he just banged car mella

>implying wrestlemania isn't gonna take 7 hours

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Yea Forums died when they kicked us out, and is generally even more dead during NFL offseason.

What ethnicity is the wife? She looks Persian-ish, but the son looks like a chink?

>RED LIGHT

BOYCOTT 2COLD STEVO

HES TURNING HEEL ON US

send a bomb threat pussy nigga

MY WIFE AND KIDS DONT EVEN TALK TOO ME

GOSH I HATE THESE HOURS

under an hour until the watch along starts

>mid 50s
>heart break "kid"
YIKES

Bssed

Based

based brain dead user

>Knock on door

That will be $17.99 + tip

...

what time does it start? also, can I watch mid stream and rewind?

4 hours of kickoff is too much

>too

Didn't realise being cross-eyed took away all fashion sense.

CAN IT BE?!

KILL YOURSELVES

Shawn’s finally losing it

They had nothing for Braun last year, and nothing this year either.

One too many invasion angles. It's losing its drawing power.

>Nobody cared about Chyna until she died
Sums up WWE pretty well. Vince will never give anyone anything unless they aren't around to enjoy it and he can make money from it.

pick it up yourself you lazy slob

I thought you were memeing. Just looked up her wiki. She's literally 26 years old. I was legit expecting 35.

>white v-neck
>tie
>leather vest
>NXT hat

It's worse than we thought. He's just begging for help.

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baset ed

Yea Forums died because of jannies and mods coddling euro-posters. The board was at its peak when everyone ripped on eurofags nonstop.

because women’s wrestling wasn’t meant to be watched and taken seriously it’s the piss break match and (used to be before all the girls got ugly) the sex appeal. i remember being a kid getting my first boner to some blonde bimbo wrestler can’t even remember who

Hey, where is Braun anyway, and also I thought Kevin Owens would fight Daniel Bryan for the Heavyweight Championship

Openining first beer and chips, cheer lads lets hope its a good one

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Based Feetposter

I don't watch WWE so I don't care.

>Hometown
She's from Massachusetts

cheers brew

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Has anyone noticed that for past few years Wrestlemania's always been held on a Cloudy day?

Poor mommy James

Was always a piss break or an excuse to see some Tits n ass.

WWE is for teenage boys and there dad's. so the women used to be sent and stuff for the walk bank. Not competitive.

Who /woowoowoo/ here?

anyone know a free livestream of this that has a chatroom in it?