WRESTLEMANIA GAMETHREAD:

Shit, I've to GTS. It's over 3am here and a Monday. Fuck this shit I'm out

>no tarps
How many of those seats were comped?

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just threw dinner in the oven seasond chicken thighs and potato wedges

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Basedpilled

Tony Nese new champion. How exciting

user from the last thread makin some bux on the bets

That German into the turnbuckle was based and nasty.

Is Buddy going to the main roster now?

>shorts with a suit
Fucking embarrassing. You ain't Angus Young, nigga.

Fucking shane is in every single wrestlemania tired of this bullshit

I have the worst hangover after a 3 day drinking bender, I'm pretty sure I'm dying.

Ding-dong diddly

Who are these simps announcing with Renee?

I bet those jobbers are SEETHING that they didn't get their own entrances.

based comfy op

Nikki Cringe

Mommy asuka for the win

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>mandy rose in the preshow

in done with this bullshit,see you guys tuesday

what do you guys think it smells like in that ring right now?

Heaven

Dude I've already jerked off twice today. Don't post anymore Asian chicks in bikinis or bra and panties

Spray-on tanner and used up vagoo.

>Not even teasing Asuka vs Kairi

GO GOBLINA!

>Dana Brooke chants
Did I miss something

holy shit sonya working me into a chubby

How are they so bad

The crowd hates the Dykes.

Fuck this bullshit. I wanted Based Viking Larper to win.

ding-dong diddly cringe

Superkicks are so fucking stupid

Why are people allowed to hide under the ring for the entire match? That shit is infuriating.

when did wwe commentary become super saiyan 3 cringe?

Fucking Sam Roberts looks like fucking Necro Butcher

Look at coaches eyes, he looks bored as hell

Based or cringe?

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>Steals everything from her father including his gimmick and makes it shit

Cringe

What the fuck is Shawn wearing?

>cringe

Thanks OP, these comfy threads are needed and much appreciated.

the regalia of retardation

ya seething asukafag?

Why won't HBK get his eye fixed? Surely Gaytch could loan him the funds.

post your favorite PPV posters

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No one really cares about wimenz wrestling

>w-we're st-still the supreme g-gender, guys

Fuck this shit why am I even watching this garbage. I'm done, can't do it.

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operation is risky and he could lose sight in that eye. some user here said it was likely some divine punishment and that's also why shawn won't fix it

How much longer until the Andre Jobber Royale?

Tony Nese really won???

I wonder how many Stone Cold prediction brackets got broke on the first match? Probably 85%.

Fucking weak. Stone Cold needs to not include pre-show matches, they don't even count as proven by Survivor Series preshow (weird how Kofi went from not counting to affirmative blacktioning his way into a title run).

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This is the real thread

It sucks that they don't do Money in the Bank at Wrestlemania anymore

NICE GLASSES COLE

BASED COLE BTFO THE JEW

> bl-black n-not as g-good as white...

Stream link plz?

Also, will Stone Cold appear?

Based Sucker Punch Wilder

Multi men ladder matches at Wrestlemania were always the tits

>fans cheering for a coward who punches people who can't defend themselves

fucking e drones

YAAAAAASSSSSS KWEEEEENN!

Fist me!

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>Michael Cole

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zero pop for zack lmao

Hawkins losing streak is about to come to an end

Unironically based.

I love how it makes a couple of the threadfags seethe "you're splitting everybody up" or "there should be only one game thread, reeee!!"

lol no vince fears that revival switches to aew

reminder that mella is money

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Had to make room for the Fabulous Moolah Battle Royal.

Fucking wymns wrestling ruins everything man.

They are under contract for 2 more years. They aren't going anywhere.

What is a "pure" tag team?

Main threads on Wrestlemania are an absolute clusterfuck. So many posts come so fast that you can't keep up.

a generic tag team

i can't wait to see how fucking cringe triple h entrance is

are these the overhyped revival?

they are boring as fuck,bros

they're virgins

correction: wymn ruin everything

>Wrestlemania grubhub promo code won't work
Thanks wwe.

how embarassing is raw gonna be tomorrow with all the fucking chants

Well its his "last" so it's going to be ridiculous

yes they are really shit and their run has been too long

i remember when they were jobbers before those belts

I want to lift up her chainmail and eat her ass

STICKY???

Why are Sasha, Bobbo, and Xavier on the poster when they aren't in important matches? And Bryan is nowhere to be seen and Kofi is hidden on the far side. What a shit ad.

STREAM PLEASE DON;T BE FUCKING FAGGOTS I WANT TO WATCH TOO..

taima or cozytube

watchwrestling.in/watch-wwe-wrestlemania-35-2019-4-7-19/

anyone got any of them

streams?

the post wrestlemania crowds don't even care anymore. the business is dead

>IN YOUR STYLE...er..FACE

jesus christ cole

>broski

Anybody have the webm of Zack's hair-in-a-can leaving a spot on the mat?

taima.tv/r/wooo

ABSOLUTELY BASED

Thank you unironically

They stopped doing it at Mania because they spun it off into its own PPV. WWE runs every single cool idea into the ground. They did the same shit with Hell in a Cell and Elimination Chamber

I'm sure this year the Andre the Giant Battle Royal will mean something for the winner.

Unnecessary "Holy Shit" chant #1

holy shit pretty good shit

Ryder ded

BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAA

I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THE WYMYN WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does WWE cuck Ryder so much holy fuck

THIS IS AWESOME!
THIS IS AWESOME!

small package

OH SHIT

Imagine taking these fucking bumps on a pre show. slow down lads

BASED WOO WOO WOO

Nice to see a brainbuster appearance. That shit is pretty rare these days.

HE RUSED US ALL!

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Holy fugg

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING DIMES

>yfw they drop the titles tomorrow on Raw

ARE WE BACK BROS

how long will Ryder and Hawkins hold the belts? I'm betting they lose them tomorrow.

>Zack Ryder wins a title every WM
>loses it immediately the next Raw

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YOU DESERVE IT
YOU DESERVE IT
YOU DESERVE IT

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APOLOGIZE

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

The cowardly punch by Wilder did nothing to save the Revival and their burial!!!!!

Go Team Brokski!!!

Also, The Revival gets no rematch. Job them out to Sanity

How embarrassing is it to be considered transitional tag team champs?

Think so too

Based Revival letting some brain damaged kid's dream come true on the biggest stage of them all

>want to
>won't work for it
This is why socialism will never work.

Thats the sad part. We know full well that this is just a WM pop moment.

what if [spoiler]no title changes occur[/spoiler]

WWE is gonna fuck Ryder over like they always do he loses them tomorrow sorry woo woo bros

Why the fuck does WWE shill these literal who guests

$

Did Shelton gain height?

they will job the raw titles to ricochet and black

Charly rocking the combover.

I'll have you know the Impractical Jokers are not literal who's tyvm

>brother goes "they're gonna break the streak with a roll up" 5 minute earlier
>he actually nails it

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whats the deal with ryder?

is crazy how a buried wrestler like him gets moments like this in the biggest stage

>watching WrestleMania

that's a big yikes from me

Booker T just back from a wendies or two

SHUCKY DUCKY, NIGGAS

BASED BOOKER

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What are you eating during the show lads?

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this year's stage sucks

I only watch it ironically

everything in wrestling is cringe

The architect, the kingslayer, the fake fighting loser lol

Your moms tampon

>yfw one of the SNL shitters wins this match

BASED HARPGOAT!

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jobber time

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LITERALLY WHO CELEBS

Golden Ore-Lay french fries with some Tony's seasoning on them

They're dropping to Ricochet and Black on RAM.

Is that motherfucking Luke Harper?

>no pyro for the hardys
WTF?

BY GAWD KING IT'S MRS. SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"S BABY BOYS

Remember when Matt and Jeff got a huge pop at Wrestlemania?

That shit certainly did change. Thanks, Vince.

hardy fans giving nazi salute

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE HARDY'S REGULATED TO THE JOBBER ROYALE?

>Hardy Boyz on a kick off show meme match
Time is a powerful and awful thing

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Two comedians are going to compete in the ring with over 30 Wrestling Gladiators, seriously?

why didnt they do the Hardys vs usos?

thats an actual wrestlemania match...

>WHY THE FUCK ARE THE HARDY'S REGULATED TO THE JOBBER ROYALE?
they're 40 year old men that probably don't feel like bumping for 20 minutes.

WHY THE FUCK THEY WOULDNT?

Hardys are have beens anyway. Jeff was lucky to get a singles run and actually win a title.

We need more time for this unprecedented main event we will bear witness to tonight

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

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Not really. Matt can't really do shit.

WHY THE FUCK IS THEIR THEME STILL PLAYING?

They're one of the few stars still left in the industry. Normies even recognize them

Come on Bobby Roode break out the jobber card

because jim johnston songs are bangers. wanna listen to a CFO$ loop instead?

BASED BRAUN

no shirt for Braun

Braun drop weight?

vince burying all these jobbers making them wait

Bitch Simpman

>braun is roided up

BASED

set's pretty shitty lads

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he needs to crawl outta the funk he's in, if roids do the job so be it

OH SHIT LUKE AND BRAUN

>Braun got a clue

Title is guaranteed for at least one day

There has never been a good Mania with an open arena design prove me wrong

>luke

fuck i missed him so much

HARPGOAT IS OVER, BROTHER. GIVE HIM THE STRAP, VINCE.

>Ryno
Got his ass kick be time

Damn, that's a lot of jobbers in one ring. Braun included.

*by

what did he mean by this?

All battle royals suck. Especially fuck the stupid "hide under the ring" spot.

Time puts no one over brother

Was Mojo Rawley in this at all?

Luke Harper doesn't look good

inb4 jeff wins cause matt won last year

I want to see a Gable / Almas match

Aww fuck Bobby's done by the Boomer boiz

>ANOTHER FUCKING FACE RESTING ON THE OUTSIDE ONLY TO WIN

so Gronk can save him

>this disgusting zoomer commentary
Honestly I'd prefer Tazz and Cole at this point

2019... I am forgotten

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FUCK YOU BRAUN. It was HarpGOAT's time to shine.

ANDRADE

CIEN

DUMBASS

>majority of forgotten roster jobbing to two SNL morons

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is this kino?

I hate everyone in the ring right now. Braun included.

Vince, what are you even doing?

Whoever booked this shit should be shot

Fuck sake this is lame

"FUCK YOU"

BASED BRAUN

What the actual fuck is this shit?

beard man scary!

This is fucking lame. I hope Braun gets further buried for this.

Therapist can take a bump
VINCE THE STRAP

I hate WWE so much right now

BASED BRAUN

...

holy cringe

Do you get a title shot chance if you win this?

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>well they pay 10 dollars for it, let's give them a 10 dollar show

t. vince

fuck this company

That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. What in the fuck is going on in their heads

I guess it's fitting that a simp like Braun would win the Jobber Royale.

who the fuck knows, there's never a clear answer about that

so WWE doesnt even hide it is just for kids. Considering their average watcher is 40 something years old... jesus.... make the switch edrones.

So Braun will have a push now that he won the Battle Royal?

They always try and get some kind of "celebrities" to boost viewership

I´m not from USA. Are these two morons supposed to be famous people or something? This has been one of the most anticlimatic moments in my entire life as wrestling fan

When will they learn not to put outside non-wrestling people in a wrestling match

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>all the stream links are dead because too many people are watching
GET A FUCKING JOB YOU STUPID FUCKS

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It is the pre-show, no one is paying for it, money anyways.

Literally nobody even watches SNL anymore

is this actually your first battle royal?

They are Z listers. Absolutely no one watches SNL anymore.

Lmao kobe and everything else on wwestreams just went down

Cheap ass trophy

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only Enzo can save this shit show now

>tfw using my friends wwe network login and watching it on my tv

literally just sign up for the free month you dolt.

kickoff still going
holy shit

Guys Andrade was suppose to win the spot where the celeb almost gets Braun that’s where he was suppose to come in and win it!

>Kurt Angle vs Corbin
>Cena enters instead with red attire and debut music
screencap this shit

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>Last night’s show, which also featured Jason Sudeikis’ return as Joe Biden and several of Harington’s GOT co-stars, ranked as the No. 1 non-sports show of the night on the Big 4 networks in both metered-market households and 18-49 in the local people meters, easily topping all primetime entertainment programs on those nets. In fact, in 18-49 in the local people meters, SNL topped all but three primetime entertainment programs on the Big 4 so far this week.

Yeah I don’t really watch much wrestling anymore because it fucking sucks. I’m just here for the triple h cringe and the main event botches

holy fuck becky's ass bros.

andrade is ok because he's fucking charlotte

yeah I saw it too, straight outta the toy shop

>flairs are going up
>flairs are going up
I see what you did there

>it was the most watched non sport show on one of 4 channels with this demographic from this location

>mfw I use a dummy email to get a free month and that's the first thing I see is Becky's ass

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Anybody on Twitch streaming Mania?

>"I was not handpicked."
You literally were.

>they're not there because they're women

they literally are, and they're there because ronda's star power carries them.

Becky is so fucking bad. Her walk and her facial expressions are terrible. Someone explain why she’s over with fat virgins?

>It's historic because it's women

If you ever ask them "why" would they be able to answer the question? Why is that such a big deal?

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What you eating for mania bros

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You just answered it. Same people pop when Kofi comes out. They are low iq cuckolds.

Unironically, Weekend Update is the only worthy part of SNL

Botches are great. She is way more entertaining than Nia Snax fuck WWE and their soft style

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panakes

What else is on at 11:30? Nightly news?
Live PD is on A&E

fighter jets in 30 seconds

BASED NIGGER SINGINGER BTFOING TRUMP

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WTF THIS ISN'T THE ANTHEM FUCK THIS

where is the diversity in this choir

Why is American culture so dominated by blacks?

>mayo, ketchup, and mustard
I can't eat all three together. Also, where is the tomato?

This is fucking horrible

AMERICA THE UGLY LIKE U :D

BTFO

>euro first time in america with friends
>go to five guys and order burger with fries
>see them put burger and fries in paper bag
>throw an entire scoopful of fries on top of them then hand to me

For a small second i felt what it was like to be American

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET MC RIDE TO SING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

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Literally Jews

Where is the link to the stream boys

Too juicy my mans
Because they used to be household appliances.

>Vince too cheap to hire jets
>choppers instead
oh no no

STREAM PLS

I too cheer when I see whirly birds and bright lights

GOD BLESS THE USA FOR SENDING 19 YEAR OLDS TO DIE SO MY LOCKHEED MARTIN STOCKS CAN GROW #BLESSED #MAGA #OBAMA #HALIBURTON

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Everything about this has been a shitshow and it hasn't even started

ZERO TARPS AEW BTFO

>National anthem
>sang yet again by a darkie

Well it is the dominant ethnicity... lol crowd didn't give a fuck

no helicopters instead

something oddly half assed about this production so far

I THINK AMERICA SUCKS

Five Guys already leaks grease though

already did with every credit card I had. I should just make a new one with my dead dads number

Can't afford jets?

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>virgin chopper fly by

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DEADIE AND NO NASH LOL.

>Black choir

Ok Kofi is definitely winning, right?

>starts with cringey video
Yeah I think I'm out, see you next year boys

Not used to seeing food in abundance huh? You're used to getting your unwrapped loaf of bread and your sack of flour and your sack of potatoes and rice right? Welcome to the land of the big food

I stand with Israel!

Are they trying to see how hard they can make me cringe?

This is going to be the worst wrestle mania of all time.

BASED

mickie still does it for me, dayum

how bad do you have to fuck up wrestling that the main event is 3 average wrestlers.

I can’t even tell why i’m watching this. It has been shit so far, i don’t care about any of the matches and i have zero faith that the rest of the show won’t be shit

t. guy living in Eastern European shithole who has to dig through garbage to find food to eat

New thread at your leisure gents

>

BLACK COPTERS SPRAYING FLOURIDE IN THE WATER

t. little faggot bitch who is gonna watch the entire thing

Don't forget the grease stained bag

This promo is really bad. Like really really bad.

ouch. I bet you've only taken one shower this month, huh euro trash?

Almost every Wrestlemania has started with a promo package they just used to be well done instead of this cringe zoomer shit

I can see the border of the crowd lmao now editing

she needs one more run senpai. Or at least built up a title vs career match

It’s a train wreck and you just want to see how bad it can be

But it's progressive

I’m literally here Bc it’s tradition to get fucked up and eat a ton of food

>This is going to be the worst wrestle mania of all time.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves

Based

>host

BASED FUCKING HULKSTER FUCK NIGGESR FUCK JEWS FUCK KOFI KINGSTON

lmao no I haven't watched wrestling in almost a year so it's not as if I care about these garbage storylines anymore

New Day btfo

hogan comes across as an old grumpy man now

I HEAR THAT THERE'S A NIGGER WRESTLING IN THE MAIN EVENT BROTHER
I WANT EVERY HULKAMANIAC TO WALK OUT OF THE ARENA THE MINUTE THAT MONKEY MAKES HIS ENTRANCE

>this wrestlemania will end with a cringy moment of the women celebrating together and crying

WHAT THE FUCK :D

>brocketty in the opening match
OH NO NO NO NO NO
the universal title is a fucking joke holy shit

brock really doesnt want to wait :D

he really doesnt give a fuck about beating some jobber as a last match :D

CRINGE IT DOWN

We're gonna have a WM9 situation here.

>It's a brock squash match
Sick of this shit

save us rasta hat kid

pizza, weed and some good ol' wrasslin'

this aged poorly.

this is the worst scene of wrestlemania history

>randy orton was an only child and still wasn't his father's favorite

i miss the king lmao