WRESTLEMANIA GAMETHREAD

>Top female wrestler calls herself "The man".

Does the WWE not understand the irony?

What the fuck is this guy wearing

Wait where is Hardys? I tought they fight against Usos?

are those holograms or a giant roman and drew

I hope Enzo invades mania

based

who pure strikes here?

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Reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=m8UQ4O7UiDs

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god I hate this kike

Faggots looking at this guy, while Charly is on screen.

Battle Royale

Batista vs HHH

>still working the leukaemia angle
when will it come out it was all a work?

it's started already? it's only 1600.

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RAIN IT'S COMING

looks like it's going to rain

lol no, the Usos are in a big clusterfuck full of irrelevant people

The Hardys are in the OTHER big clusterfuck full of irrelevant people

So Roman is back fulltime? His cancer is just gone now?

Rat Bliss made the match with those teams present on last smackerino.

BASED

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>not numbering the gamethread

sam roberts really needs to shave his fucking head

RATE THE CARD OUT OF 10

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based

Dean is winning the battle royale.

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>still no streams

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they're genetically altered specimens engineered in a laboratory

paige b like lookin ass

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>two hour pre-show
>cruiser weights will still only get 12 minutes for their title match

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Paige looking arousingly mallgothy.

2/10

cancer just took a break...
or you got worked hard like a bitch.

I hate having to look at sam roberts

WHY ARENT THEY ON THE PRESHOW PANEL

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>Crowd boos

This would kill anyone who tries it

its free

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Jesus Christ, is this setting up to be worst WM to date?

next year

reminder that your a cuck

acestrim pls

I would unironically mark out

1 out of 10 and only because of Angle

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Sam is the future USA. Get used to seeing creatures like that. Your grandchildrens are gonna look like that if you dont reply to this post.

/ourguy/ Dash going over.

Based Okada burying Mania

Has anyone on Yea Forums been to a WM? How much should I save up? I'm thinking about $4k for everything. I want to go to at least one in my lifetime.

why does he refuse to wear pants?

Yes, they could throw 5 random matches in the trash and replace them with R-Truth doing Fortnite dances and it would be an improvement.

I don't give a single fuck about anything the current year man has to say.

Did JBL comb over his hair from the right to hide some odd front balding? Looks like his scalp is shining through but only in the front.

The "Who Gives a Fuck Who Wins Because You Job Them Out Anyway" battle royals bros!

so we have Buddy Murphy vs Nese
Raw Tag title match
and 2 battle royals on the pre-show? Pretty fucking lit.

>Women's Battle Royal graphic only shows 13 women

Full of NXT girls I guess?

>stickies
>oh Yea Forums
literally nobody gives a shit about this board. they probably forget it even exists

Jesus Christ what an awful card

can we get a fucking match already, god knows theres nearly 2 dozen of them

When is the cruiserweight match? i'll at least watch that.

BASED BLISS

Fucking eh. GrubHub time.

And fuck Bliss thighs

Bliss: What a night I have in store for you

*cums*

holy yumm

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>Battle Royales, Raw Tag and Cruiserweight confirmed kick-off matches

The Battle Royles have literally just gone back to being dark matches again like the old manias.

that's the outfit Bliss is going with

You know what annoys me about the preshow? Is that they never say what time the actual PreShow matches are taking place. Complete gamble.

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HOLY FUCK BLISS DING-DONG DIDDLY MAKE ME CUM WTF

DAMN BLISS

IN4BLISS

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not me I'm taking the racemixing pill
my grandchildren will be octoroon chads

I haven't watched wrestlemania in well over a decade. What am I in for?

holy YUMOLI

YIKES

Bliss's outfit messing with my TV.

He's a big guy

DING-DONG DIDDLY CUMOLA

The absolute state of carrottop's hair

THAT DING-DONG DIDDLY JEW SCHNOZZ LOOKIN REAL BIG LADS

Is CZW hosting a battle royal?

I'd rather not have a rolling sticky. I like seeing earlier comments, and it's always [spoiler]fun[/spoiler] when we switch threads.

once in a lifetime chance to witness a Wrestlemania Moment and the electricity of all the whole WWE Universe brother - HH

*inhales*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>all these poorfags minutes behind because they're not watching on the official WWE Network streak

Yikes.

>mods
What mods? We have no mods

Those CGI effects are so lame.

Coach fucking up so bad

>kofimania
cringe

everybody always tells me to come back here so ya we known

Bliss taking the bimbopill

Unironically looks better than Ronda

I miss that Sonya outfit with those unpure stikes

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>[spoiler]fun[/spoiler]

Back to r*ddit, tourist

Watching it on the wwe network in HD it’s based

i wish i was black for a day to see what its like

>dean's whore is not hosting this bullshit
>paige is there instead
>Yea Forums is mad anyways
why guys?? why do you like dean's biatch instead of glorious Paige??

Fuck it I am gonna go jerk to paige leaks.

Brb lads

i NEED her to milk me dry and steal my life force

>Kofi wins WWE belt
>Big E and Woods jump and ambush Kofi after match to end New Day

>or petrol for the brits

BASED BIG E SHOUTING OUT THE BONGS

LEVEN YEARS MANE

Got my whiskey ready for when Lacey Evans walks out and dumps Asuka over to win

why he got blue fluff in his hair lmao wot simp

>matches to get to
>the shines crying again

Get back to work vince

literally looking like a cheap prostitute

You're going to give me so many (you)s tonight and you'll have no idea its me :) Have a good evening!

I'm gonna say it! N[spoiler]ewday[/spoiler]

So which match is going to be the most dead, and why will it be Balor/Lashley?

holy shit big e is such an underrated promo

not a great look

SEETHING

BASED MASTER SPLINTER

>Edge Phoenix

based

sick of the new gay antics

Can Kofi not promo? Seems like bigE does 50% of the promos and woods does 35%/

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because they're teasing demon balor but he's gonna come out with a bunch of fags again instead

Based edge and christian

Orton Styles you goof

POST YFW LACEY WILL WIN ALL THESE WOMEME NASTIES IN WOMEME BATTLE ROYALE

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>or petrol for the brits

kek based biggie

I love it when interviewers don't know how to handle wrestlers.

would be fucking based, but you know, it's the fucking WWE

MAN Coach fucking blows. Dude's like a robot up there. Soulless. Lifeless. 0 emotion.

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>tfw ate all my god damned snacks already during the day and now not hungry anymore for the rest of the night

the fucking worst

lads, i wanna be stupid and gamble some money on this shit. any recommendations ?

I think everyone recognizes his excellent promo skills

Big E or Xavier will make a heel turn

Xavier is the one who should be getting the title shot, not charisma vacuum Kofi

BLACKED

>edger
coach is a goof

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Is Big e trying to be MLK?

I can see this really happening either tonight or on SD.

They're basically his managers at this point.

That’s a shame

didnt you hear him at the contract signing? he's terrible

ON THIS DAY

This is a match that I would cut desu
We already have too much shit on tonight, I literally don't give a shit about it

It's probably too late to get your account verified in time

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No Way Jose for the Battle Royale

At mania and it’s time to lay the tarps

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I SEE CLEARLY

Sam burrying Christian on live television is just not right. Good for Captain Charisma to just ignore it.

Bet on Charlotte.
You'll be rich.

YOU FUCKING KIKES

WWE NETWORK IS NOT USEABLE IN CANADA WITHOUT A FUCKING CABLE PACKAGE

NO TRIALS

NO FREE

WHERE
ARE
THE
FUCKING
STREAMS

I have come here before and had no issue getting streams and now this board seems filled with lowkey WWE PR people or some fucking thing.

also fuck niggers

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>paying money for this shit card

Cringe E Drone

Where's Rastaguy
He needs the strap TONIGHT

OH NO NO NO NO

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If the mods don't ding-dong diddly make a sticky I'm gonna ding-dong diddly spam hardcore MtF pornography threads all night and that's a shoot brother

based Christian

who /network/ here

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comfy edition

>
>
>

I bought mine all Thursday but ate them all before today, so I went and got more an hour ago. All set!

>Christian calling anyone a B+

>Christian still not a HoF'er

literally the only match with the best booking

Frens I have to make a bet does Kofi win or lose and how does he lose if so

>Edge
>HOF

>Christian
>_______

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Based Christian and Adam Cuckland-Phoenix in the house!

Watchwrestling.in

Can we get a webm of Bliss sitting in the chair?

I'd like to see him get power bombed on the scissor board

>not having money
>watching anyways
Cope

EDGE PHOENIX SHOOTING ON CHRISTIAN

Jokes on you, how are people supposed to see behind the giant curvy screen.

but...Christian won the NWA championship in 2006

I'm 21% vegan too

Stop making gamethreads when we have under 300 posts in the current one, also correctly number gamethreads

nah it's on danish gambling sites, no problem here

The predictions is the only fun thing about this show.

>sam talked shit about nxt black queen

>gets a job forever

BASED JEW NOTSAM WORKING RACIST VINCE INTO A CONTRACT

>WWE NETWORK IS NOT USEABLE IN CANADA WITHOUT A FUCKING CABLE PACKAGE
What?
My friend uses my account all the time and he lives in Toronto.

Even NXT was a full house a couple days ago

Also no legit bookie carries this shit. Be weary.

This panel is as cringe as always, finally a match.

I'm also 21% vegan

ELEVEN YEARS

How can you see shit?

EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE

Please tell your a local and only paid for the seat?

Based Edge burying Sam for shittalking Christian

BASED EDGE BTFO THE JEW

BASED EDGE SHOOTING ON SAM

>actually paying for this shit

EDGE BROWSES ASP CONFIRM

taima

Cringe

This is what Aiden English has been reduced to, huh

SAM BTFO

Buddy please win please oh god

BASED

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205 preshow starts

Honestly why would you go if your seat is that far away

>snoozerweights

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ugh

Who /peep/ here?

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poor 205 lads always the curtain jerker

nice how much you pay for your seats?

ON THIS DAY
I PEE CLEARLY
ALL MY DRUG TESTS HAVE BEEN PASSED

>manlets still on preshow

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>Champion out first
>Having a Title Match without anyone there

I never understand the Champion First shit

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How are you retards behind, watch the youtube stream!

Wub wub wub wub

Fucking Buddy Murphy on the pre-show BULLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIT

IMMA DING-DONG DIDDLY HAVE SEX WITH BEX LADS

>champ out first

JUST

HERE WE GO LADS

Stage has no character. Just a big LED screen wow

DEANO MENTIONED

HE’S INTERFERING TONIGHT

it's literally unibet.com

Time to get blow the fuck out and forget about the shitty predictions.

>cruiserweights on nearly two hours before the main show starts

kek that has to suck

sticky this already you fucking dipshits

>champ entering first
AND I'M PISSED

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>watchering

This match will be better than any on nxt takeover

>those giant face signs
why aren't those uncool yet

>this crowd
I don't blame them tbqh

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I'd like to go back to the days of quality and brevity when you earned your spot on Mania. 10 matches max. Classic wrestling card built properly leading to a crescendo in the main event. Fucking entitlement generation where everyone gets a wrestlemania paycheck and we have 5 main events with crowd killers mixed in. Sucks.

So, any protest signs like Oliver wanted?

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Binoculars I had

>Murphy out first
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Guys don't even walk near the big screen
>They come out half way done the ramp
What the fuck

Why are the entering from mid ramp what the fuck

Based

>"watchering"
ALREADY A BOTCH

This shitty fucking stage Jesus Christ, its worse than Raw's

I don't watch 205,has this storyline been any good?

wtf bros wheres the tarps?

me

Just came home, is this poopbreak? Or should I wait until mans battle royale?

Why the fuck would Tony win this? Isn't he just a jobber?

I like buddy

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did you not see that dumb nigger slapping his birdchest at the contract signing and trying to be all "stoic underground railroad hotel rwanda underdog negro" and fail miserably?

legit some of the worst delivery I have seen since Ahmed Johnson

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NIGGERS AREN'T PEOPLE

wot do we think of the stage lads
should be pretty kino at night

are predictions already done? :/

i just woke up

>undercard has to come down the mid-ramp entrance

OHNONONONONO

This is the first time I've seen Tony Nese...is he based or cringe

>ONLY GOOD MATCH OF THIS ENTIRE 8 HOURS ON FIRST ON THE PRESHOW
LMAO BASED WWE SAVING 205CHADS TIME

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>his gimmick is that he has abs
Why did this jobber get a fucking wrestlemania push over based Tozawa?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The cruiserweights are more jacked then the most of the people that came from nxt

BASED

>there's a ramp to get onto the ramp halfway down
?????????????

>they think this is the worst part
wait until the main match then cry

This will probably be match of the night.

>MY WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT
Holy cringe.

lol the set is just a giant screen. Also, nobody is coming out of the usual entranceway, they’re coming out halfway down the ramp. I feel bad for the simps that got seats right next to the stage :(

5dimes is usually the go to for this kind of stuff.
I'm using Bovada though cause I already had an account for other sports betting.

>Cucky Murphy gets to be home by 8pm yet again

That stage is soulless. It's just a big screen.

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GO BUDDYYYYY

>this is my WM moment
Sad desu

based yoda

You are right user.

Since when has aiden english been a commentator?????

Flippyshit vanilla midgets still cant catch a break

It must suck to be put on the pre-show, that means they don't get paid royalties for the DVD

>commercial

CRINGE

Who's already drunk?

it's just a big screen ya dicksuckin simp

what was that

FUCKING WWE

Who is this and why is he everywhere

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Commercial!! Lol what the hell?

>ads during the match
FUCK YOU VINCE

Do superstars even think the kickoff is worth it?

>ads for the piss break during the best match of the show

what the fuck was that

KEK Cruiserdwarves have to job to the diva promo package

since lana inserted herself into Rusev Day

>commercial during the cruisershit match
holy basedola

Birthday gift from bae

Oh great! a in-match commercial already

He was probably using a vpn.

The way it works is, you sign up with your cable provider, and then you use your cable provider login and password to watch it online.

Also it's complete garbage here. It's missing 90% of the content. The only reason i have it is because it's unironically cheaper than ordering rumble+mania on ppv. Otherwise, retro raw and nitros, most old ppvs, thunder, "vault shows" territory shows like nwa. We fucking dont get any of that.

>interrupting a championship match to show a promo

I know nobody cares about the cruiser weights, but WWE has nobody but themselves to blame

I have never heard of the bearded guy

Hes from NY so he has the hometown advantage

BASED God hates womens wrestling. Hes going to make it pour right around main event time. Check em

THIS........... IS MY WRESTLEMANIA PRESHOW SPONSORED BY SNICKERS MOMENT

Do people even buy DVD's anymore?

the worst part

>MID-MATCH ADVERTISEMENTS

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE FUCKING STATE OF WWE AND CRUISERWEIGHTS HAHAHAHA

the match is so irrelevant, they have to show a promo

Did they even get to come out and go down the ramp or did they just climb up halfway down? kek

Gotta make space to trips bike m8.

They hate the cruiserweights so much

These two manlets are bigger than most guys on the mains how

what's wrong with buddy's eyes?

Gloves why? Someone leaking?

who to bet on lads?

Why does the ref have gloves? Did someone bleed?

>commercial during the manlet strap match

Most people there are fucking marks that are drinking the kool-aid hard and are "just happy to be there"

Time for my sweep to die on the preshow as usual

I put 100 bucks on Nese winning

How much money am I getting, guys?

RIP BUDDY’S EYE

HOLY SHIT BUDDY'S EYE

Imagine having to curtain jerk for the two jobber battle royals. The absolute STATE of these chumps

BUDDY IS LEAKING

What the fuck happened to Buddy's eye? Bleeding a shit ton

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That's only for flippy midgets/battle royal participants. The real talent will get more elaborate entrances.

-100

Why is Buddy's eye bleeding?

what were the odds you knob

P-sure Edger got himself fired after that comment on Krusty

-100

>Adverts for womeme shit during your match

Fucking hell, just end 205 already

>buddys outfit

thx doc

Did Buddy lose his eye on the turnbuckle or something?

is gowon there?

Top kek, add break in Middle of the match to fucking womyns me.

Black eye already.

Is my boy Buddy ok?

As an Australian I am SEETHING that the fucking vignette played over Murphy’s match

>He was probably using a vpn.
I love my friend but I am certain he doesn't even know what a VPN is

Where's that idiot, 2Cold and his prediction chart?

You don't need a VPN, I had a friend in the US sign up (and he pays for it, I pay him back) and I can watch it fine in Canada without a VPN at all.

The problem was Rogers signed a 10-year agreement with WWE before WWE Network became a thing, so until that agreement is up we can't sign up for it without having cable.

aiden english sounds like a muppet

Tony Neese looks like Ginger Mahal tonight.

why is carmella odds on faworite to win the womens rumble?

Murphy better win this shit I don't wanna get eliminated because of flippy preshow bullshit.

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>this fucking dude in the middle again

how much money did he spend on wwe shows already bros

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Don't worry buddy, we still got the iconics
LOL

I think it was from the punch to the face when they were outside the ring

This. I voted for Buddy as well.

Is this going to be the first wrestlemania in a long time that's NOT gonna have an Undertaker match?

>these guys know each other so well!

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PAGING 2COLD, WHERE YOU AT?

new

is simon there i didnt see him at nxt

he really does. why the fuck is he on commentary? he sucks ass and has a shit voice

>Stealing Ospreays moves

it's just a little cut

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He died, dude.

his face bothers me so much

Lol how come theyre booing Nese, its his hometown

KAMIGOYEEEEEEEEEE

Would I be able to watch it by starting a free trial on the network?

Yeah.

Cant wait for TSN to pick up AEW

Then i may have to cancel my shit and get a us subscription. Good to know

yea

man, this is so boring after all the great matches over the past few days
and this is going to be one of the better matches on the card

why the fuck does aidan english use a fake accent?

fucking theatre freaks

Security better take down that faggot that keeps showing that english flag in the crowd.

NIESE SOUNDS LIKE A MANLET!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Not every event can be Kaiju Big Battel

thy are in new jersey not long island

what is the O/U on suicide dives tonight

>Not every event can be Kaiju Big Battel

Or that Stardom Momo match.

>That guy with the AEW shirt in the front

kek i'm already out on preshow flippy shit

MURPHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I forgot to do mine but I'd probably be out too since I like Murphy

Wow I'm out after the first match.

haha get fucked kid you should have realized this is Nese's hometown, no way he was going to lose

i got lana to go further than dana in the memeroyal

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PS Fuck Tony Nese

SAL

Just won 1000 bucks, what should I do with my winnings?

see

pure and not for sexuals strikes

>Just won 1000 bucks, what should I do with my winnings?

Taima Gold

Charley seems like such a bitch.

Man those guests mentioning TruTV made me realize how irrelevant wrestling has become over the years

what do you expect ? shes talking to cuckbois

what is trutv

Lawler needs some McAfee shorts

Is Roberts the most autistic smark to ever walk the earth?

>what is trutv

The home of LES GOLD.

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>that dana brooke rope spot

exactly

sarah logan looks like a dirty hippy slut, but still better than nutella

NO NO NO FUCK CARMELLA

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based moneygrubbing kike sheister

Sarah is my Wrestlefu, look at someone else.

I hate these fucking Jews

Carmella is a bimbo