WRESTLEMANIA GAMETHREAD #0

Bases

I'm watching in VR so I don't care

about what?

The pre show hasnt even start so how can u say its gamethread #1

Its just descussion thread

Go to gamethread one this one was made by a theiving bulbasaur

where are the streams

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Bases

ya dont make the rules kid

Does anyone know if Ricochet is injured or not?

WWE NETWORK DOT DING-DONG DIDDLY COM

what are you talking about?

Who they want on top regardless of what people want. Especially with Charles. They're trying to make them relatable/likeable

literally the same as Scott Steiner

basically she worked out too much for too long

Janny here, I make the rules. And you're now banned.

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Neither do you disgusting nigger. God id love to kill you one day.

I went with the enzo shirt

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Kick off is at 11:00 Spain time, then the main show is at 1:00 AM. Card is random except for the battle royals and the R&S womeme championships.

MODS MAKE A STICKY PLZ

BASED

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Kill yourself and make ya parents happy

I hope you had a siesta today mia amigo

i'll sell you a 6 month stream for 10

fuming

anyone streaming?

>Wrestlemania Red Carpet
Livestream fucking where?

wwe.com/wwenetwork
If you send me some BTC I might post it though. Would you? Like $5 worth.

AJ Files

wtf niggers i don't have dime one and i need me some wrestlemonia

cough up the streams

Stream

Steph needs a third boob transplant.

>2019
>still talking about bitcoin

Vince McMahon

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>a 10/10 on Yea Forums
who here only watching wrestlemania? I havent watch wrestling regularly since mania 31.

>tfw was there marking out for based seth
in for seth

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wwe.com/network

i wanna eat my own toes

Are the SNL fags just doing the battle royal I hope? Really don't want to see them at all, but really don't want them to be heavily feature since they are faggots and SNL has been ass for like 20 years.
>he doesn't buy drugs online
it's still the #1 currency as far as that goes. They flip that shit over to cash pretty quick.

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As someone who hasn't watched a wrestling ppv since like 2006 and hasn't watched a mania since 20, is there a reason to get back into wrestling and watch this?

can you guys stop spamming so much. youre breaking my computer.

>mfw this whole card tonight

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say please

that shit does not work in Canada, you have to order WWE through a cable network and be subscribed to some kind of cable package simultaneously

not doing that, fuck the CRTC and the faggot monopolies in Canada

sitrep on hart?

>is there a reason to get back into wrestling and watch this?
not really, this years show looks pretty bad. If you sort of like wrestling and shitposting during the show it might be worth it. You can get a free trial for WWE Network if you never had it before, just cancel it before getting charged.

Why are you typing this much for this gimmick? It's pretty cringe man

You're a faggot

I dont have credit card or cable im in Communist Cuck Canada : (

Feels good being an Euro chad.

What's the card like? Is there any chance for some crazy shit to happen?

you missed the odd based PPV since then but this mania is really shit least hype ive ever been

i'll sell you a login for 10 bucks

just want to make sure the GOAT is ok

just triple h batista rest are sleepkino

hes fine he kept doing his speech immediately after it happened and even cracked a joke about it

wrestling is great right now. wwe is not

Batista still wrestles??? Triple H still wrestles??? What the hell??????

>What's the card like? Is there any chance for some crazy shit to happen?
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN WWE
But seriously there are 16 matches and most of them look ass. Women are main eventing. As far as surprises there are usually a few but other than Undertaker MAYBE (but likely not) making some sort of appearance I'm not sure what they might be thinking.

I'm am dedicating all my shitposting this Wrestlemania to Asuka. Thank you Empress for being an inspiration and a beautiful kind soul. Despite Vince's lunatic doings, you will forever be our true champ.

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batista is doing a one off retirement thing and triple h just wrestles a couple of times a year for big money.

I have heard that impact has been really really good because of all their new young talent, but it's not as easily accessible as wwe. I also don't really watch tv anymore so idk what has been going on in any wrestling promotion

Are you retard

Was this also a shitpost?

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I only watch WWE when I know Brock is gonna be on

Why doesn't Canada have a free market?

based
me too

can't stand charles' voice

Hey guys, Im at wm now, Ill try to start a chant for the last week tonight show.

what should it be Yea Forums?

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Cathys lil tits look great. Daniel Bryan is on top game in this interview

Based

You tell me

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based af

show dick

if you can get over the language barrier (they have great English support) give NJPW a shot. They just sold out Madison square garden and did a pretty good show last night

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>womens wrestling
do you guys genuinely enjoy this crap or just basedboy memes?

>mfw brock gets BLACKED by dc

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is there any live stuff going on right now? i'm just watching the wwe network 24 stream its dumb shit until preshow. any interviews or something or pre pre show stuff

Now that [spoiler]Cena[/spoiler] and The Undertaker are gone mania feels so dead like it's missing something won't be the same anymore

how is it legal for charlotte to be this ugly

I always been a loser not a winner
I took a stripper to a five star dinna

There is a scissor board death match which should be pretty fucking crazy

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90% of women are ugly until they put on makeup bruh

Half the show sucked 40 cocks stop trying to make him watch roh

yikes

don't watch the ROH half. only the NJPW stuff

I turn channel every womens segment and go pee pee

good one fucko

Do you think they look back on their original videos with regret?

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Is Seth going to finally get his stars tonight? Are we getting a 5* Brock Seth bout? Or will it be a classic dud?
Where on the card is it? Probably second to last?

only nxt women.

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They literally have a free trial. How poor are you?

no how could they not have [spoiler]worked[/spoiler]

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undertaker didnt really retire did he?

Good post

hopefully it is similar to brock goldburg with no fancy shit just hard hitting and would show seth as strong

meltzers a hack, seth and randy deserved 5 for the finish alone.

>Mountain dew wrestlemania Kickoff Show
wait what?

He's too poor to ever retire

thanks. I also hope the Preacher returns after getting his throat slit at Blackcraft Wrestling: NO APOLOGIES

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Look in my eyes what do you see?

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Dream on, that nig is getting slept by brock

repost

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one and one makes two and two and one makes three

shoop?

I had to go search that match on YouTube. And as someone who grew up with ecw, I definitely am not disappointed as to what I found.

Bring back the Taipei death match

free trial IF i subscribe to a fucking cable package you dumb nigger

kek

Does anyone have any old many Cena pics from last Mania, the
>tfw no WrestleMania
ones?

soon

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>women in the main event
what the fuck is vince doing

dementia is really starting to get to him now

making more money than any of us will ever see in our lifetimes combined

Bros, Style vs Orton should be great, but WWE has been fucking up Styles big matches for almost a year now with stupid booking and boring match layout.

what time does this start in the uk? is the kickoff on youtube?

There's a reason there are record low ratings and 1/3rd of the audience stopped watching since last year. Also the average fan age has changed from I believe 22-23 in the midst of the Attitude Era to early 40s now because they've been fucking up for close to 20 years now.

Pissing off a bunch of worthless NEETs on a Chinese basket weaving forum

dude i get to go to sleep 45 mins early how is it not based

>yfw Kurt dies in the ring tonight

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Bawes

listening to steph

does anyone have a webm/gif of that cringey wrestlemania ad with ronda that is playing in front of every wwe youtube video right now

So when does pre show start I need to jerk it atleast two times before so I don't blow my load when lashley does his favorite pose

based silver lining poster, you're right.

It's better than Roman main eventing again

>Signed up for WWE network yesterday

Feels good not having to waste time trying to find some shitty illegal online stream.

LOL u jelly NEETs?

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It's been on for an hour and you already missed Bobbo

>mfw I'm just going to read the WM results in text once it is all over

Enjoy your 8 hour show

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It’s the most over program whether you like it or not and Becky moves merch

hunter?

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I fucking hate wrestling bros

>putting no dimes shitters in the main event
>record low ratings
lol ok

>SWBBBD
its been almost 5 years, get over it outlaw wrestling cuckold.

Rate this card out of 10

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absolute state of SJWWE's fanbase

Go I wish I was alexa

1.5/10

You gay

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How many bongs for the preshow?

Working the marks

>making your wrestlemania main event a botch fest

This is going to be embarassing

>kurt angle
how will his neck cope?

>rey mysterio
wtf happened to his knee

I'd say no homo

brock rollins
haitch basedtista
styles orton
rest is shit

3/10

>kurt angle v baron corbin
this is a work, r-right?

Is the David Bautista Jr. vs. Paul Levesque shoot match tonight going to be better than anything on Bloodsport you guys think? Did Vince build a Kumite style mat for this match?

pretty horrible on paper

you sound like an incel, sweetie :^)

this is the face of Yea Forums

welp...time for some call of duty

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Yea Forumsmania when?

Corbin is going over

Unfortunately it is not. Although people are speculating that plans may change when it comes to the match actually happening. Some people think Cena may face Angle in some sort of switcheroo since Cena doesn't have a match.

>call of duty
>not Apex

Boomer

srry, meme posts dont work on me

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plans changed

>call of duty in 2019

>devit vs carter: pass the torch match
>bretfag vs callmeowensmark
>alexajews vs sashacucks
>Yea Forums vs Yea Forums

Braun Strowman is going to win the ATGMBR and get pushed to the top. It wouldn't surprise me to see him moved to Smackdown and win the WWE Title.

Be prepared.

Apparently they do since you posted a gif from a literal meme promotion

Wolfkek shut it down, he no-showed Carter.

one of coworkers actually told a customer he’s excited for wm and the guy started laughing at him

>whats the big spot?
>will it be botched?
>who goes over sisters?

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i got Apex

Calling in sick to work tomorrow morning so I can sleep everything off
I fucking hate living in bongland

when does it start?

>wasting a day on mania
anglocucks everyone

hoping and praying for a career ending and life threatening injury for the 3 of them

nvm just read this

ooo seething

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So how buttmad will aspol be today when Kofi wins?

Embarrassing

>has the worst show of the weekend other than NO APOLOGIES
>STARDOM is based
wew

Based

not at all, daniel is a vegancuck and kofi been based for years my nigga.

>tfw that false finish at MITB where kofi almost grabbed the case for the biggest pop of the night

When sticky mods

instagram.com/p/Bv9kFJ_FOON/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1lqntoflbgu10

R8

>not watching for Twitter's salty reactions

BASED CARTER GOING OVER WOLFKEK AT Yea ForumsMANIA

youtube.com/watch?v=3LZ_YyrV454

How much burger mins are left for the show to start?

What are you watching before mania? I'm watching smack 2010. I miss the intros ;_;

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kys

Watching E&C vs dudleys vs the hardy boyz at WM 2000

9 3/5 burger minutes. 1 burger minute = 5 human minutes.

I made an account using a VPN and then am able to log in through network.wwe.com without it.

like 37 minutes until the preshow, 2 hours later is the main show

This

>17 matches
>not including Cena or Taker's "surprise" appearance matches

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go away reddit tourist

Act like a lady act like a lady
(My contribution to thus thread)

Are you not the faggot who was spamming this faggot ass bullshit this week?

I'm taking a nap before the kickoff show. What should I dream about?

What happened to this poor goose

Angle wins by DQ (Corbin uses a chair) then Cena comes to save him, and thus, Cena vs Angle.

It watches every RAW and SmackDown every single week.

The day Vince dies

>2 hour preshow
I am bored already! Please Vince wha are you doing this??

>he said knowing he will be crying big manly tears the day vince croaks

>The investors, kid. Gotta fool them into thinking this shit is good by having a 9 hour show

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Will we get a stick lads? Or did the Jannietty's get worked into a seething rage?

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I bet you every single AllPajeet drone in existence is watching The Greatest Stage of Them All™ today.

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>stick
Based AutoCorrect going over this jabroni simp

AE-Drones are WWE fans but in denial

Is this shit in 4K yet?

worst. boobjob. ever.

Who knows where I can find torrents of early 2000s smackdown?

I am watching these ride along clips and noticed the backs of the car are draped off. Why is that and isn't that illegal?

>tfw got a WWE Network login from my friend cause I don't trust the illegal streams to not crash because of casual plebs
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY VINCE

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>tfw ride along is filmed on a sound stage in a prop car

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based

Does anyone know what that one song is that plays during the NXT Takeover ad?

>week
they spammed it for over a month ya faggot tourist

>still no streams

holy fuck WWE is fucking toast

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its free

>going on Twitter
>ever
cringe

The Clusterfuck battle royal at JJSB3 encapsulates pro wrestling bros, this whole weekend really! Hahaha but seriously I watch Rick and Morty

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watchwrestling.in

Anyone got any spare snacks?

>people like that exists

No you absolute fucking spastic they've always had a free trial, make a new account. Holy fuck you're so stupid.

I bought 2 boxes of pic related, you want some champ?

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Go back fag

>Durex
Check

>Sex
With Bex

Damn, can't believe you guys are tuning in for 2 hours before the show.

There are losers like me that are gonna watch Mania after not having watched wrestling all year. Then there are no life losers like ALL OF YOU who seriously neesld to kys.

>"Prorestling should not be your only joy in life."

-Jim Hellwig

Hahaha no but seriously hahaha I don't post on Reddit. You have to be very intelligent to understand Rick and Morty.

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nice reddit spacing

It's not my joy I also abuse drugs to forget the fact that I have no joys and want to kms. When I kms after Mania the blood is on your hands, remember that.

>Prorestling

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SCHEDULE FOR TONIGHT (all times in EST):

12 - 3 PM Pre-Kickoff Pre-preShow
3 - 4 PM Wrestlemania Red Carpet
4 - 5 PM Wrestlemania pre show [YOU ARE HERE]
5 - 6 PM Wrestlemania Pre Kickoff Show
6 - 7 PM Mountain dew wrestlemania Kickoff Show
7 - 11 PM WRESTLEMANIA 35 sponsored by snickers
11 PM - 12 AM Facebook Watch presents: triple H live thoughts
12 AM - 1 AM Raw Talk/Wrestlemania Aftermath by WWE network

Thanks dad

mmmmmmm

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10 minutes left
- take a piss
- get into your PJs
- line up your snacks
- get blanket
- get pillow
- shitpost on Yea Forums

based

but I invited friend to watch

Have some

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Took a shit too
Glad for the piss break at the end, just like gonna happen in Endgame

I just finished jerking off. Perfect timing I'd say.

fucking love those fuckers but I'm on the verge of getting diabetus so I'm off the sugar for a bit

>Not watching WrestleMania cuddled up with your bro under a blanket

How come none of that show from 12-4 has been shown on the network? Its all been repeats of old stuff

Kickoff in less than 5

what matches are on the preshow

Watching on twitch like a true patrician

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It's a meme

Its on facebook live/watch and youtube

Network is just showing hype bullshit promos over and over
Itll stop in 3 minutes when the kickoff starts

none, it's just Charlotte and Roman talking and match videos

not
in
canada
re
tard

Cruiserweight title and both battle royale matches

So what time this pre show shit is starting on the east coast?

Is the Watch-Along gimmick starting now too?

just go to usa lol

CAN YOU DIG THAT

SUCKAAAAAAA

HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED ITS STARTING BROS

Here we go lads

>all the Indians in the YouTube chat
kek, RONDA VAGENE

ding-dong diddly

>all those kids

What a joke.

baseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

PAIGE HERE

ALRIGHT. IT'S TIME TO PREP THOSE MEMES, EVERYONE.

And. Action.

guys il be wearing this for the womens battle royal.

Based or cringe?

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BASED COACHMAN
BASED JBL
FUCK SAM ROBERTS
FUCK PAIGE

FUCK PAIGE LOOKS GREAT

Sam Roberts is such a douchebag. Why does he even have a position?

PAIGE HERE

Based AEW fans in the house

kill yourself

what time does the kickoff end the card start

JBL look heavier to anyone?

Are you saving your cum for main event?

>I get the chance to call that match tonight

JBL is doing commentary?

2 bongs

>everyone saying "wrestling"

vince is gonna lose it

He's not as much of a shitter as Rosenberg and no one else has a "mainstream" audience.

Do you think he's accepted the invite to Mania?

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So what's wrong with Alexa Bliss anyway since she hasn't been wrestling?

Why do i even watch this shit...

>history making women
so sick of that cringe

its in protest of mumsuka not having a proper title match

After this thread, do we make the main one for the sticky?

She wrestles at the house shows

Do you guys really watch the pre show? I cannot fucking STAND Coach or Sam Roberts, or Paige.

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god damn i hate paige

>the mods
>actually making the effort to sticky a thread

pick one desu

demon balor confirmed? neat

Same thing as New Day a couple of years ago. Want to feature them, but ain't got an actual story.

Anyone waiting for the John Oliver-inspired protest signs?

youtube.com/watch?v=m8UQ4O7UiDs
TL:DR Give them health insurance Vince

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no one is buzzing over rey mysterio vs samoa joe

>get beer
>get pizza
>get comfy
>look at the WM card
>realize I don't care about a single match

I've made a mistake

>I Was There

No I was walking back to my car

Oof Paige on commentary later? She can barely read her lines on the panel

Where were Dave's nipples

>Revival vs Major Bros not announced in the line-up

new

They have called "Shinsuke" to Shinsuke Nakamura... oh not again please.

>Womens Battle Royale
>Lashley/Balor
>Revival/Edge Heads

My bets for Pre-show matches.

I'd still take her over Renee though.

>Top woman wrestler calls herself "The man"

Does WWE not understand the irony?

betta believe it playa ya gotta witness the pre cringe shite kino zzzz

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>Want a Christian peep show shirt
>The only one on ebay is XXXL
Fuck my life

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charly showing off her guns

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PAT WHAT ARE THOSE SHORTS LMFAO

>MUH WOMEN

>FUCK PAIGE
Dont mind if I do

>not already being at least XXXL, maybe even XXXXXXL

Fucking normies

kek the manlets are losing to based broski and hawkins on the preshow

you can still enjoy the shitposting, user

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Bliss looks awful