A-ry drunkenly posts Mania 35 results

Note that everything below this point is a spoiler.

>Early this morning, Alex Riley using his screennane “SilentRayge” posted on the FAN Forums. Although the post has since been deleted, it seemed to include a photo of the official Mania 35 match card with results.

1) Lesnar defeats Rollins
2) Bryan defeats Kofi by countout
3) Becky defeats Charlotte and Rhonda
4) HHH defeats Batista by referee stoppage
5) Buddy Murphy defeats Tony Nese
6) Angle defeats Corbin
7) Cena defeats Angle
8) Shane defeats Miz
9) Styles defeats Orton by DQ
10) Joe vs Rey is cancelled
11) Demon Finn defeats Lashley
12) Roman defeats Drew
13) Iiconics become new women’s tag champs
14) Nakamura and Rusev new SD champs
15) Revival beat Hawkins and Ryder

Asuka will win the Women’s battle royale last defeating Naomi

Andrade wins Andre royale last eliminating Tyler Breeze

Also expect skits with Hogan, the cast of SNL, and a recurring bit with Pete Davidson getting locked in a bathroom and getting saved by WWE legends.

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That Pete Davidson skit sounds funny, he’s my fave guy and I like seeing the old guys again.

BASED.

Thank you for thanklessly making Alex Riley posts after all this time

This nigga got drunk and angry because Cena has a match, didn’t he?

Capped this just incase. I'm on mobile, so it'll probably look like shit, but whatever.

Fake though, nothing about Elias' concert.

>Fatsuka winning anything ever again

That's how I know ya telling fibs

>Joey vs Rey cancelled

These fuckers have all the time in the world, but you definitely know something is still going to get cut.

I didn't even know what the full card was till seeing this, what a shitter card.

>9) Styles defeats Orton by DQ
Let me guess, Orton is gonna kick him in the balls

>it seemed to include a photo of the official Mania 35 match card with results.

Yet no screenshot of said post?

>count out at WM
No chance in hell this happens.

>1) Lesnar defeats Rollins
>2) Bryan defeats Kofi by countout

I like those, especially Lesnar going over

I'm unironically ok with all this except for the Revival going over.

Give Hawkins his win, and send the Revival to SD, or better yet back to NXT where they'll be over.

>those results
HOLY CRINGOLI, thank fuck I'm not watching this year

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Maybe Rey is injured

He is. Busted ankle.

>HHH defeats Batista by referee stoppage
Bravo Dave

That’s one of the SNL skits I believe

Makes sense. Batista is the heel, not a wrestler, and attacked Ric Flair.

HHH is the asskicker, he’s gonna kick so much ass they have to stop the match and declare him the winner.

Now Vince will change the card.

>Bats getting colour

When is Riley going to come back and put Cena in his place? Would be great to see Cena surprise return for Corbin/Angle and then see him get taken out by A-ry.

REMEMBER TO HIDE SPOILER THREADS, SAGE AND DELETE THEM.

I think you pull the trigger on Raw. Have Cena wrestle in the main event. He wins and suddenly Riley shows up and whoops his ass. Hits a Burning Hammer and then does a shoutout to Tyler Rex (since Cena forced Vince to ban that move)

Let Riley beat Cena at the next PPV, pick up some more wins, then challenge Lesnar at Summerslam. Riley whoops Lesnar and is the guy to finally beat him, with the story being he is fighting for all the guys that got screwed by the system.

Give Riley a year long Universal
Run as a superface before finally giving the rub to Roman in a face vs face retirement match.

>SNL uses WWE to promote their show.
>does not let WWE use SNL to promote their show
>WWE has to be the bitch just to get D-list celebs on their show now

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>a countout finish at Mania

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Makes sense as this feud still has legs and you can’t go for a clean finish yet.

If the token african american doesn't win at Wrestlemania they're gonna have black twitter chimp out worse than if we had twitter in 2003.

most likely this

Countout isn’t a clean loss, it’s fine. Let him get a few blows in after the bell rings, nobody will remember

It's probably Alex Riley

Why the fuck would Alex Riley of all people have all of the results?

I literally can’t remember who won any matches at Mania outside of Lesnar ending the streak or Bryan winning at Mania 30. So yeah, this is true.

He’s the top SD writer right now and Vince’s righthand man with Paul focused on NXT and his match with Batista.

I always liked Alex and I’m glad he’s running things. Explains the uptick in quality. Is it true he’s writing all the Rusev stories? They’ve been a lot deeper and character based than most wrestling stories.

autism

It's happened 11 times.

I got a shot as well, big if true

Well done OP, first match and already wrong

Already not true.

Vince musta changed his mind.

This is to let a black guy get a win since Kofi is losing.

Plans change

Yeah, right, i think you got worked OP

Plans change and who gives a FUCK about these jobber matches anyhow

already proven false, Riley blown the fuck out

Ah, the same old "plans change" tactic everytime your "insider source" gets proven wrong, keep attending the Dave Meltzer school of excuses user

>P-PLANS CHANGE