WRESTLEMANIA GAMETHREAD #0

Ill be smoking at least 30 bong packs from the moment this shit show starts.

based rational stoner

wait is starting this early?

2

yes, preshow is about to start
mania will run for 12 hours

I can't decide if I should watch live, or watch later and skip past all the boring parts

>skip past all the boring parts

You'll be skipping through the whole show

DBSJ deserves to be in based
Xavier and Kofi should be in semi-cringe

just skip to the corbin match

imagine actually watching or wanting to watch this shit. why do you guys punish yourselves like this

I don't watch WWE, so I don't care

I want to see Kofi win, but if Bryan wins, the heat will be absolutely nuclear.

BASED

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My bad it's 4 bongs 47 bings

>raining off and on since last night
>sometimes heavy rain, sometimes light rain
>thunderstorm mostly
>apartment a perfect 72F, soft natural light like it's 7am still
>drinking some water and browsing Yea Forums and my cat isn't bugging me because he's scared shitless of thunder so he's under the bed hiding.

this has been a very nice WM morning.

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wwe working me every year to waste half a day of my time

every god damned year

Nasty feet checking in

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Wrestlemania is more about hanging with all your boys getting shit faced on Mark Juice and shitting all over the show

Word.

>watching Cuckculture

Neck yourself

Imagine spending hundreds or thousands of dollars for tickets, travel, a room, etc and sitting in 40 degree weather and getting rained on for this WrestleMania card headlined by what is going to be a 2 star at best botchfest of a match.

lads i'm drinking already i'm gonna be passed out by the time it starts. but what the fuck am i supposed to do for 6 hours before. being a bong at wm time sucks.

He's not watching the Soi Boys he's watching based Simon Miller, you can't hate that friendly bald Brit.

My cousin is taking his 3 young kids all the way from Albany, NY to NJ to see the show. Like a ten hour day with three screaming kids.

You could get your teeth sorted m8

You are going to be wasted. Pace yourself.

drink water, maybe take a 2-3 hr nap, drink more water then begin the process of getting drunk again.

Pace yourself, I got a bottle of Vodka im holding off on till the pre show starts

simon is asp certified based

So pre show starts at 3pm EST right?

Then main show kicks off at 4pm EST.

So at least a 5 hour show?

It's not done until midnight or later brah

>So at least a 5 hour show?
more like 7.

*ting* *ting* *ting*
AHEM...

FUCK DANIEL BRYAN

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Does he have huge hands or is it a tiny glass?

Also preshow starts at 5pm, main show at 7pm

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Links please

What time zone is that?

>Slater
>cringe

Pick one. Slater was all the way on the other side. He got there late but it wasn't his fault. Slater's a true mark. He'd have taken a bullet for any of the inductees.

McIntyre ran in there after 90% of it was over. He should be cringe.

BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY

Hey I’m gonna make a cheese dip for my frens. Do you think if I added serrano peppers it would be too hot? It’s a group of about 10 or so.

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EST

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fanks fren

Do you ever get tired of making the same unfunny joke over and over again?

Unless you know they like heat, you can count on at least half of those 10 people liking their dip to be more mild.

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Post that stream for when I get off work, fellas :)

youtube.com/watch?v=nlluiRQwvTY

Boiling

THATS NOT WHAT I WANT

>Post that stream for when I get off work, fellas :)
It'll be on the same places streams are always at. If you don't know by now do you even browse this board?

Half the amusement is getting a reaction out of it, you'd think you simps would eventually get a clue

based wolfcuck

oh thank god you're here I needed to cook this pasta.

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I'm Rastachad ask me anything

hi Wolfie!

y r u gay

You’re probably right.

Why'd you do it? why waste it on Shitman and not that bulbasaur hating Hulkster?

What hour of the day should i start drinking

they will have fun

>hubby
cringe

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youtube.com/watch?v=dL5Ki1ASX-4

Nobody over the age of 18 can possibly find it funny. I’m convinced 80% of this board is 15 year olds

Cuz l like penis

Hulkster is based and hates the black people just like me

amerifag here. i just got up from a night of binge drinking and watching bumblebee and just started drinking again cause of hangover. i might not make it either lol

This is unironically going to be the best WM since 31

>This is unironically going to be the best WM since 31

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So what is the crowd expected to be like tonight? Are NJ crowds typically fun? because a shitty crowd could ruin this WM, it IS an outdoor show though so it should have a lot of energy.

SCHEDULE FOR TONIGHT (all times in EST):

12 - 3 PM Pre-Kickoff Pre-preShow [YOU ARE HERE]
3 - 4 PM Wrestlemania Red Carpet
4 - 5 PM Wrestlemania pre show
5 - 6 PM Wrestlemania Pre Kickoff Show
6 - 7 PM Mountain dew wrestlemania Kickoff Show
7 - 11 PM WRESTLEMANIA 35 sponsored by snickers
11 PM - 12 AM Facebook Watch presents: triple H live thoughts
12 AM - 1 AM Raw Talk/Wrestlemania Aftermath by WWE network

pure autism.

THATS ME

Thanks man

>has a shitty ppv tier matches
lol

16 high quality matches bros!!! Fucking kill me this show is going to fucking suck

8am wake up
9am smoke weed
10am eat breakfast
11am smoke weed
12pm smoke weed
1pm smoke weed
2pm smoke weed
3pm smoke weed
4pm smoke weed
5pm start drinking
6pm smoke weed
7pm start watching Wrestlemania
8pm pull the whiskey out
9pm heavy drinking
10pm smoke weed more drinking
11pm pass out in puddle of own vomit and urine

I agree, the Nash jokes are just tired and unfunny. I mean I get the joke, it's supposed to be about emasculating a big tough guy like Kevin Nash, and it is kind of fun to pick somebody to bully sometimes. BUT the joke is on it's last leg (no pun intended) and it's time to hang it up.

It's like Eddie Guerrero jokes, those are just in poor taste and really shitty. And I can't imagine anybody actually finding those funny.

i think they are like chicago

Look at all the reddit immigrants here for the big show

Aw fuck I need to go get some Snickers.

I'm more curious how the weather is going to be. I know they've been saying rain will probably occur but I'm hoping for lightning and shit. Also I'm expecting at least one wrestler to slip on the ramp.

>he can only drink for 3 hours before puking and passing out
get on my level I've been blazing and drinking bottom shelf whisky for the past 4 hours

Jesus christ....

How can e drones defend this?

oh so should be a good marky crowd. WWE reallhy thrives when the crowds are on point, a dead crowd could literally kill the entire show. It's probably one of the hardest parts of running something like a wrestling promotion

FUMING

youtube.com/watch?v=WtK8n0TUUQU

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sorry E-chads, Hana told me I can't watch WM

Original /wwe/ actually. Your shits corny dude.

Bases

Strap Vince ready

Ya gonna pass out before Mania even start

This is really helpful. Thank you user. You deserve all the (you)s.

Why is Zack still in the company? He could draw dimes with any other wrestling show.

this shit should be on the pre-show, not Buddy Murphy. It's not fair.

I've been doing this everyday since Thursday my dude. I feel pretty shitty but this is the last day then I can recover a little bit. I'll still drink and smoke everyday cause I'm a piece of shit though.

Who is the person in the ring at the top of the screenshot? Titus?

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just because you drink and smoke doesn't make you piece of shit. Don't fall for that religion nonsense, every other culture on earth respects substances and understands the useful reasons to partake in certain chemicals. Just because a bunch of a white europeans floated over to some unknown land and spread a bunch of jewish fairy tales doesn't have any say in your life.

THIRTEEN HOURS LONG holy fucking cringe.

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wtf does this have to do with me having shoot substance abuse problems?

...Josh?

Pre-Preshow is live, fellow E-Chads
Time for 10 hours of kEno
youtube.com/watch?v=qLPS1vNw7YY

Who else here is eating Snickers and drinking Mountain Dew?

Gotta support the sponsors

What time does the actual event start?

>Making threads 6 hours before the show starts
ding-dong diddly cringe you're gonna tire yourself out by posting too much this early

Lexi is looking extra qt in that outfit

I'm more of a Milky Way and Coca Cola kind of guy

preshow stream just started

SCHEDULE FOR TONIGHT (all times in EST):

12 - 3 PM Pre-Kickoff Pre-preShow [YOU ARE HERE]
3 - 4 PM Wrestlemania Red Carpet
4 - 5 PM Wrestlemania pre show
5 - 6 PM Wrestlemania Pre Kickoff Show
6 - 7 PM Mountain dew wrestlemania Kickoff Show
7 - 11 PM WRESTLEMANIA 35 sponsored by snickers
11 PM - 12 AM Facebook Watch presents: triple H live thoughts
12 AM - 1 AM Raw Talk/Wrestlemania Aftermath by WWE network

This isnt a joke, you can watch the interviews on youtube rn for the pre kickoff pre preshow.

>pre show
>pre kickoff show
>kickoff show

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>15 fucking hours of WWE
>12 hours of university the next day
I don't know if I'm gonna make it brah.

lol 7 fucking hours of pre pre shows before the actual thing starts

>Pre-preShow
More like the peepee show

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>I don't know if I'm gonna make it brah.
If you were here I'd share some cocaine with you fellow Yea Forumschad

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WWE already drawing all the dimes

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LMFAO

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>This is unironically going to be the best WM since 31

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Someone is going to watch all of this, complain about it, and then call people e-drones without realizing he's a real e-drone

Who's watching last year's mania? Right now is based nicholas going over.

Thanks for telling me that he's on. He's always extra based on these pre-show things

this is a good promo why is it on the pre pre pre preshow

dbry cuttin a banger rn

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youtube.com/watch?v=lh4cHwNy60w

I want Bryan to go over the nog squad so bad tonight, bros.

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you sound like an incel

How many gamethreads we reaching tonight?

are you gonna count threads like this?

Hopefully there is a sticky because if not it will be a shitshow with all the immigrants from other boards

more than NuJamal

none, we're gettin a sticky

>expecting janny to do his fucking job

>this is the guy calling you an incel

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Bobbo Brigade has arrive

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what that was it?

>E
what did he mean by this

she's not even being sly

At Wrestlemania AMA. Can’t post pictures of tarps because I’m a phoneposter

They're ok bud. Is the E on the wall a reminder of what kind of drone you are?

Whats in the suitcase?

Was it last Mania weekend where Lio no sold that fucking ladder spot? Maybe it was longer ago, I don't remember. Shit was retarded.

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soon

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yes it was the match against john cena

I was ding-dong diddly not going to watch this shit because I stopped follown the fed last june but now I have been shitposting about Bret Hart and the Rastaman all day and you guys I tell you hwat ... I'M DING-DONG DIDDLY GONNA WATCH THIS PIECE OF SHIT PPV AND SHITPOST ABOUT HOW BORING IT IS ALL NIGHT, BROTHER!

what matches tonight are happening besides rick flare's daughter vs rousey? i only watch wrestling once a year (wrestlemania) with a party full of hot chicks, cold drinks, and best bros

t. X-Pac

leave

Got a link to that YouTube stream, my man?

youtube.com/watch?v=qLPS1vNw7YY

KEK

it wasn't 3 hours though

>he fell for the university meme

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Fug I thought it was still live. I listening to Meltz at the moment. My bad.

You better hope so because I am gong to derail the fuck out of the making of them if not

t. uneducated rural retard

>3 - 4 PM Wrestlemania Red Carpet
>12 AM - 1 AM Raw Talk/Wrestlemania Aftermath by WWE network
Fake

im eating black dick and warm cum

anyone got a bingo card? that still a thing?
OR, what would be some fun suggestions to put on the card?

you in texas bro?

WWE PPV's are my only cheat days because they fall perfectly, about 1 per month. WM obviously the GOAT cheat day but I'm keeping it clean this year for the gains, rate my snack lineup

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wheres the nigger cum?

>WWE PPV's are my only cheat days because they fall perfectly, about 1 per month. WM obviously the GOAT cheat day but I'm keeping it clean this year for the gains, rate my snack lineup

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files.catbox.moe/4aoqab.mp3
If anyone is bored you can listen to the newest Observer Radio here
That is the best Clif bar flavor, though the chocolate chip one is pretty good too. For me.

In the shower rn lads. What shirt should i wear finn balor, lij, enzo, austin, styles, becky, samoa joe, or one of the asuka shirts

decent idea you fucking autist, i'll go make one now

Enzo
youtube.com/watch?v=oVruAfu53z4

hey just restrict portions and start walking every day, you can do it man

Based MN responsible for the best wrestlers and kettle corn

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Who else is watching Mania for free? Activated my free month today.

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Kys fat bexcel

I just remembered that i went to the smackdown the night he got accused, weird that i saw the last enzo performance as a wwe wrestler

Lel i lift more than you lil fat guy stfu before i shove donut down ya ding-dong diddly throat

I dont even remember why i bought it, i was a fan of hers before the man shit though

how do i do that. i have spectrum calbe?

oh i didnt know this was a contest i thought you were greentexting cause you were fat and sad

mb

Yikes

>the show hasnt even started yet and the game thread is already larger than the njpw wrestlemania game thread
based

I watch it on my laptop. You can start your free month on their webstiie and if you can cancel it within 30 days you won't pay for the next month.

I was making fun of ya hairy big bum bum lil boy

To be fair, only the real neckbeards and incels watch NJPW/RoH/AEW.

oh. why?

Whatcha listening to anons? For me, it's Lil Pappy
youtube.com/watch?v=drDKgPdzplY

Anyone got the footage of the fan running to the ring and being chased by security?

Where's the guy who was doing Yea Forumsmania

plans changed

Because the weak must fear the strong now sit down before i smack the shit out of you. Dont ding-dong diddly wanna embarass ya in front of all these anons..

1980s GI Joe figures.

hopefully killed himself

>Pre kickoff pre preshow
Isn't 8 hours enough wrestling for you?
Jesus

It's been thunderstorming in my area since 6AM. Hope it clears out soon.

>Isn't 8 hours enough wrestling for you?
No I've watched at least 30 hours since Wednesday, including Blackcraft Wrestling on Friday night which may have been the worst but also kino show in years

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texas bro?

Yeah

>tfw my gf hates wrestling so I'm watching the show alone

It's not fair bros... I'm so lonely...

I haven't left my house since Tuesday night and I've been in my room alone since then. I haven't even spoken to another person since I left work Tuesday.

you aren't alone, you have us

where at? can i come over

Fort Bend
Not unless you know how to take care of a blind diabetic dog.

Yea Forumstant here for Wrestlemania, can I get a stream HINT at least?

absolutely based shut in chad

grape marmalade

Well Imma be over anyway f'am

yeah its secret darkweb tech, wwenetwork . com

sign up for the free month then cancel it you goomba

alright lads, tried to give you a legit chance to get bingo inbetween the memes

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AND THE RAIN CAME DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN
AND THE RAIN CAME DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN

Nope. Surely they won't also be posted hundreds of times once the show actually starts either.

yes

Finna

Probably queens of the stone age or mf doom

Needs "Sasha Botch" / "This is Awesome" and "You Deserve It" chants

why

chances undertaker shows up?

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ah never mind im in temple

I heard the place has like a 1200 person cap this year so you better find it quick

incomplete but pretty good

0% unless there's some Saudi money involved

Left to right diagonal and Column 1 seem to be the most likely winners.

It was probably a shitpost but some user posted a thread a day or two ago that supposedly had a pic of him in NY. I'd imagine it would be bigger news if confirmed though. I say like 1/3 chance he does something. If it's a match and not just a run in or something it will be terrible though.

Mommy says i cant watch wrestlrmania if i dont clean my room

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The ME is gonna be a 5 star match faggot

Reminder this show will be awful and you won't stop watching

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based

>tfw working tonight but it's dead on sundays and I have airport wifi to shitpost on

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Haha fucking loser

I haven't given WWE any money since like 2006 or 07 when I last bought a WWE game and have had a WWE network login that isn't mine since it's inception so it doesn't really matter. But yeah it's not going to be good.

Then clean your room faggot. It's not gonna take you more than an hour.

do you have any idea how long it takes to fully wash and clean poop socks? and if he's complaining about it i bet he has dozens

I was actually considering catching it so I'd have something to talk about with my little cousin, but over half the card looks like garbage. Too many old men wrestling. Like I think the only ones I might be interested in are the Daniel Bryan vs Kofi Kingson match and some tag ones. But I haven't seen any buildup to these matches so they might be garbage as well.

I will probably stop watching because the preshow starts at like 2 am so I will be bored out of my mind after the first three or so matches and too tired to keep going just for the sake of shitposting.

Sucks to be (You) dweeb

Needs something about Kevin dunn

choke on that despair

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Im out the shower boys, so what shirt am i wearing then

That'll be $11.99.

I'll be watching Mania and working on my new opera "The Wagecuck of Seville"

Pretty good. He did come to NY with Michele. The rumors have him interrupting Elias' concert.

wife beater obviously

Hawaian.

I get the feeling Kofi's still not winning and Seth gets squashed

then hurry up and clean it slugger, you don't wanna miss the shit posting.

Ask ur mommy fuck boy

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wear your Alexa bliss shirt

Kofi's probably not going over but I do expect a good match from him regardless. Seth I could see making it but it could go either way.

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I'm wearing Both, how based am I?

I predict HHH is going to botch and get seriously injured tonight.

It's just a gut feeling that they'll have Kofi and Seth both loose but try to end the night on a high with Becky going over

although I would not put it past them to go for the trifecta and have charlotte take it

>Michael Che
>Colin Jost
Give me Gronk again. He seemed kind of fun.

The more I think about it it feels like one of the two have to win

I too predict that the sun will rise on the horizon.

Fuck womeme wrestling

:)

Why?

post pic

God i hate wrestling why do i watch every show

There won't be. I swear this board are such fucking morons when it comes to streams. You have a bunch of legit shills and people trying to hide them for some reason.

Hate is a result of loving something and then seeing the ugly faults of it. Two sides of the same coin

If I had to choose I'd say let Kofi win. At least Bryan can draw some major heat by taking it right back on tuesday. Seff winning would literally do nothing.

Will we break the record set by the royal rumble at 24 (FUCKING TWENTY FOUR) threads?

Reminder: nu-japan g1 climax 2018 got 3 (three) threads.

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I've seen streams posted hundreds of times for indy shows in the last few days. The same sites will be having this show. But yeah I can see most anons holding back since it's going to not be all Yea Forums anons posting tonight.

nah some mod will sticky it. Mania gets stickied, doesn't it?

It'll get a sticky like last year. Also I prefer NJPW and don't post here while I'm enjoying the show unless something crazy happens.

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>imagine her restrained, thrashing around as she tries to bite through her bite mask
>she growls and screams furiously, frustrated that she can't escape
>the more she struggles, the harder you get as the smell of rot enters your nostrils
>you approach her naked body, staring at the decomposing vagina in front of you
>you quickly undo your pants and pull out your erect cock as she stares at you growling
>she's moving around too much to fuck the moist hole in front of you
>you grab a clump of dead hair on her head as her neck convulses, trying to break your grip
>the smell of dead flesh is even stronger now as you grab the side of her head and another handful of dead hair to steady her as she continues to try to chew through the mask
>you carefully guide your throbbing cock into her right eyehole, feeling the soft flesh just past the skull
>her body shakes, the vibrations moving the dead brain around your dick
>the cold mush of her once active brain surrounds your cock as her shaking suddenly stops, just as you fill the empty eye socket with your cock
>her head is released, falling back, while the rest of your cum dribbles down onto her bite mask

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No
Dont have one
Shes not here
I dont have one
My austin shit is in the laundry

>fucking her eye socket caused her body to lose some energy and you see your chance
>going between her legs you inhale deeply, the smell of decaying flesh strong around her vagina
>a mixture of rot, blood, and vaginal fluid quickly makes your cock rock hard again
>you grab the two thighs in front of you, feeling cold skin on one side and the wound from a bite on the right
>you carefully aim your cock at her slightly shaking vagina
>as you enter her, the vagina is still mostly in tact in the beginning
>working your way inside you feel her dead womb coming apart, your cock surrounded by blood, pieces of her uterus and muscle
>the feeling of blood going inside your cock tip nearly pushes you to the limit as you make your way inside
>her body starts shaking a little again, coincidently forcing the vagina to the base of your cock
>she moans as you climax, semen filling what remains of her vagina and the small wounds around it
>your load is so massive it even pushes out of a bloody wound next to the hip, dribbling along the dead skin
>you pull out, your cock covered in cum, blood and pieces of dead flesh
>you're out of breath, exhausted, but as the dead body in front of you continues to move, you can feel your cock quickly becoming rigid again

>24 (FUCKING TWENTY FOUR) threads?
The board doesn't move that fast, does it? Why didn't you guys just keep posting in a thread on auto-sage?

>My austin shit is in the laundry
as if it matters since youre watching alone.

based and necropilled

Wear your please be patient shirt

go back

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
GIMME mmm
MMMMMMMmmmmm
THE
MMMmmmmmMMMMMMMMMm
GREENLIGHT
MMM

WWE is tailor made for shitposting. It's a classic carny trick.
Vince showed a bunch of TV execs all of the shitposting on twitter and they gave him 2 billion dollars, but it's just people shitposting about how much they hate the show. It's hilarious and genius. The man is a legend.

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Is it autistic that I only post when the seconds are 00

Watching with my bro
Im not autistic

where? Where do you want me to "go back" to? you stupid faggot zoomer. You kids have a lot to fucking learn, the reason none of you kids are funny is because all the humor you absorb into your autistic fortnite playing skulls is just re-hashed memes, nothing you ever come up with is fresh or original or unique or boundary pushing.

piss off and grow up.

Fucking freak

Need more

It's more autistic that you can't even get it right.

What kind of faggot doesn't have a hawaian shirt? You will never make it.

Based autism poster

the network is free ya simp

Blackcraft Wrestling: NO APOLOGIES (quick rundown)
>10 matches on the card, scheduled to start at 12a, but actually starts at 12:30a
>there are no tripods in blackcraft only hand held cams, even for the hard cam
>show begins with a preacher character with an edgy speech
>fan gets crucified
>first match is a hardcore match with chain link ropes, tables, etc
>match finishes, now they have to put the regular ropes back up
>play a promo package for a match, the announcers make it seem like it's next, nope it's a 4-way tag match
>tag match goes for less than 5 minutes, new champions, announcer makes an astute observation about "blackcraft wrestling, black tag champions"
>at this point it's obvious that all the matches are being rushed because they started about 30 mins late and they're up against a curfew or something
>now it's the match from the promo package, gangrel against matthew justice (no relation to dick justice who also has a match on the card) who's been battling the preacher and his minions
>simon gotch vs pentagon, gotch wins and attacks a chair in the crowd for no apparent reason, it may have been because it was another quick n shitty match
>tanaka vs dickinson was actually a decent match
>teddy hart wins a match
>paige's mom has a match with a quick finish
>main event time
>david "the jew" starr vs. johnny blackcraft for the heavyweight title
>match is less than 10 seconds, with johnny pinning the jew
>matthew justice comes out to challenge johnny, is interrupted by the preacher
>justice slits the throat of the preacher
>justice goes into the ring, pins johnny in 5 seconds
>half the crowd is heading for the exits because they think the show's over after the 2 sub 10-second heavyweight main events and the preacher getting his throat slit
>but wait there's more, time for the battle royal
>halfway through the match the stage lights go out and full venue lights come on
>interference finish
>no music for the winner
>"we've got to go, they're kicking us out"

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>The board doesn't move that fast, does it?
Have you never been here during the live trheads? There are like 150-200 dedicated shitposters and whenever a white guy and a black/latino/chink guy have a match every single one of them will post something reacist depending on who wins the match.

I only post at 14:56:00

Teddy Hart is BASED, beating that rasta faggot whilst wearing his shiny pants.

>04/07/19(Sun)20:56:00
Loser

How am I going to complete my 100 word essay by tomorrow if there's this much content?

any bongs have an idea when the main event will start or the batista match?

Drop out of school. School is a meme.

main event in 7 bongs 30 bings

YEAH THESE THREADS MOVE SUPER FAST ONCE IT STARTS WITH ALL US SPERGS. I HARDLY PAY ATTENTION TO THEM UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER.

>tfw 50 word paragraph due in 4 days

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>100 word essay
most of the shitposts here are longer than that ya zoomer jabronie

where are the streams lads

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>11:56:00
YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP

My girlfriend said she'd surprise me with WM35 food - I got a small D'angelos sandwich and a packet of skittles. I don't know whether to kiss her or smack her

Dont be a pussy. Put ghost peppers in that bitch. If your friends complain, pretend you're the rock and cut a promo on them

how many bongs?

kiss her and smack her booty for being a nice girlfriend.

>Ten word essay due in six months

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Watching mania on the west coast is based. Starts at 2pm for me, so I dont have to stay up late like you Simps on the east coast. Heading to the grocery store now for snacks. What do you anons recommend?

NEW

NEW

NEW

Please defer to my delicious lineup posted earlier

so it that 3:30 am?

marry her. Now.

This is new

"Hot Chicks"

GTFO, that's a basedboy lineup

...

"Shower"

yes

Get a real schedule, faggot.

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Shut it waggie