Im really excited to eat some snacks and watch wrestlemania with you, user. i love that you share your hobbies with me...

>im really excited to eat some snacks and watch wrestlemania with you, user. i love that you share your hobbies with me, and i love you

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Get the fuck away from me you harlot.

I’m gymcel bitch, get the fuck away from me

>A girl will never say this to you
Might as well just kill myself now.

Don't cut out the top of the photo next time

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who the fuck are you and why are you in my bed? get out ya simp

Slept with a girl yesterday lads. The sexy and cuddling parts were alright. The actual sleeping part was the worst thing ever.

Bullshit. Watching wrestling should be like a good WoW guild: chilling with your bros, no girls allowed.

Ugh, is that a NIG Day shirt you're wearing?! Get out! I SAID GET OUT!

*Blasts Remove Kebab from Logitech speakers, adds her name to the Google Docs manifesto*
БOГ JE CPБИH И OH ЋE HAC ЧУBATИ

user, what if your girl was also your bro?
I could be your bro tonight.
Mom and dad will never know.

In the early days of my current relationship, I used to wait for her to fall asleep so I could drop the 10000degrees hot hug, turn away, and give up fighting for the duvet and just got a nice rug. Now I just don't give a shit.

And that's how dads are born.
They live long enough to stop giving a fuck.

My girlfriend said Seth Rollins was hot and I wasn't sure whether to show her his dick or not.

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Pretty much this. There was no hug involved after we agreed to sleep but she had a heated mattress pad thing and 3 fucking blankets. It felt like an oven.

that's her way of warming her up to you

What's she thanking him for?

Beating Cena, SummerSlam, John Stewart

L-FUCKING-MAO

Do you even think a real girl will ever love a fucking failure manlet who still likes wrestling?

YOU ARE FUCKING BRONIES

YOU WILL NEVER GET A GF

YOU WILL DIE ALONE

The world and 4channel(.org) are laughing at all of you

ya seething all over your cheerios, ya short nerd? i think all those video games and pornhub lowered your t too much ya curvaceous dweeb

>faggot mandrama brony triggered

L-M-A-O-I-N-G at you fagget

you type like an enraged numale redditor ya boiling low test nerd