BOOK IT VINCE
BOOK IT VINCE
okay, this is epic
Very likely to be the same guy
>a guy that size traveling from Florida to New York
Damn dude imagine being that big. How hard would taking a shit would be. How hard it's be to bathe, walk, drive. Crazy...
The Immovable Object meets The Immovable Object
Raw vs Smackdown looks like that?
He's been making the trip for three years
with what
He has a mobility scooter.
>shoot ring break spot
Blue is clearly much younger
>fatsuka as guest referee
YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL
Baw vs Snackdown
Damn the Red vs Blue dodge ball match from the GCW Orange Cassidy show earlier today looks different than I remember
Actual representation of WWE's two major brands.
REINFORCE THE RING
Freight Trains are a thing, user.
VINCE THE BELT EXTENDER GET IT
A helicopter
>Norf FC vs Souf FC
Who's going over?
THE THREE FACES OF CHOLESTEROLEY!
Imagine the smell
A cargo plane
I honestly feel bad for them. Granted they are fat fucks that need to do something with their weight they must have some serious mental issues which enables this.
>it is ok if you don't wish to bathe before
>dude just wear deodorant over your BO lmao
What a retard. All that does is make those fat cunts smell worse.
What if a guy this size got into the ring and assaulted a wrestler? What would you be able to do? What if he got knocked out and fell unconscious on top of Bret?
Red > Blue.
>not Maw
YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP
>need to do something with their weight
What can you even do at that point
/thread
Motherfucker probably has an Agility stat of 1 he can barely get over the barricade within 10 seconds
You'd literally have to let that shit happen
believe it or not there was a dude even fatter than him at the show. I saw the blue guy from section 200, but yo the dude by me took up his seat and 25% of the seats to his left and right. a mountain of a man.
These people should get two seats, one for each asscheek
I truly mean that unironically
You do know if this was the 80s Hogan would ask Vince to give him a contract so the Hulkster can prove he's the most powerful force in the universe