Rastaman was raped in the spring of 2019

Shane unironically likes Bret, unlike the rest of his family.

Travis Browne, Shane, and Big E were the first ones to get there.

Based Shane-o-mac giving a piece of his mind to that jobless communist freak

come on niggas you can't just show a pic, post a webm instead.

Based

Travis Browne and Shame MacMahon raped him good

He's absolutely obsessed with impressing Vince so he likes him as much as HHH.

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why did he attack Bret? is he the bret the shitman fart poster?

BASED

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Apparently the rastaman is Zachary Madsen from Nebraska. Been charged with trespassing and assault.

It's insane to think how many WWE wrestlers entered the wring before security,
>Travis Browne, kinda mid tier UFC fighter but one of 3 people to first be in there
>Shane first on hand
>Big E was the first but literally all of The New Day in there
>Drew in there
>Big Show trying to calm shit on the background
>Dash, Travis, and DBS Jr all throwing sucker punches
Legit one of the best and most wild wrestling events I've seen in a while

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>Mauro

i've replayed that jump so many times now he's got no business being there what's a guy with depression trying to stop a brawl kek

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based Jim

Based Browne raining down elbows

why would you jump in a stage where a wrestler is drunk af and just beat the living shit out of you

Shane is fast.

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Yeah the lardos in the crowd haven't even reacted yet.

based Pepe, please post here comes the pepe thanks.

>xavier's face
kek

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Holy shit!

>already deleted

Rasta was lucky Beeg has exploded knees and is very mellowed nowadays

VINCE
THE STRAP
NOW

VINCE. STRAP. NOW

I bet none of you pussies have the balls to do what he did.

I graduated top of my class in the Mean Street Posse, and I’ve been involved in numerous hardcore matches, and I have over 300 confirmed bumps. I am trained to take bumps you would not believe and my dive from the Titantron is still regarded as the greatest of all time. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with interrupting the Hart Foundation induction ceremony? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting every jobber at ringside so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the WWE gimmick warehouse and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have known your fucking place. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Travis Browne was in there first, probably because he saw him coming from his vantage point (and he's fast/violent in general), Shane O Mac and the New Day were in there lightning speed to pounce on him.

Not even the guy, that's some retard from Texas

That's fucked up. He's just some stupid kid. Plus, Bret Hart deserves to be tackled and I'm pissed he didn't have another stroke and die. Fuck Canada and fuck all you pussies here who are crying about Rasta-god breaking kayfabe.

lol @ drake fucking maverick running down to do, uhhhhh, well he ran there

HE'S FOOKED.

Imagine E trying to kill you. He'd tear you in two then dance.

Attacking an old guy in front of an audience of gym rats and MMA fighters isn't having balls it's having no brain.

is this him?
youtube.com/watch?v=mTPc5DJYZ7s

>its not even him

wow davey fucked up just as i thought he was cool again

I would rather not get elbowed by an MMA heavyweight and then punched a bunch by multiple large muscular men.

Is that Oney? Vince better get the rocket fucking ready.

Not on his Twitter (though DBS does type like that, unless it's already been deleted).

People leaving out Golden Gloves winner Heath Slater.

Well, he did get on the microphone afterwards.

No, that’s Travis Browne, Ronda’s husband.

Travis so glad Ronda dragged him to this thing, he got to indulge some of the old ultra violence

C-Carter?

Could be, If it's not they at least have autism in common

>DBS Jr going to town in his gold pants

Imagine how scary some of those wrestlers would be if they weren't so laid back and pretend fighting for a living. Imagine like, Braun, or Big E, or Drew, or friggin Brock if they were enraged and wanted you in the morgue.

I will give em props like that 0.5 seconds later the New Day were all in the ring swarming that little shit

Attacking a 60 year old cancer survivor then being smashed to bits by angry burly muscleheads?

If Brock were there they would have had mortuary services to escort him out instead of cops.

>tfw this unironically made that John Oliver guy even more right now, not only are they overworked and not compensated medical benefits, they're also moonlighting as security guards

fuck i hate this gay urf

>Shane, The Revival, The New Day, FLUSHED UFC FIGHTER, DBSJr all were landing proper shots on this guy
>no one else was

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Hes fast, because he was on the ring .4 seconds later.

If Brock was coming at me with no rules and murderous intent I'd just shoot myself to be quicker. I wouldn't bother shooting at him, that would accomplish nothing.

John Oliver's attack on the wwe directly created this dangerous environment that cause that man to attack Brett
John Oliver must apologize he is a dangerous man with his influence it is 100 percent his fault

MARIA MENEUNOS of all people was one of the folks going up to get licks in as they were yanking the guy out

So they rushed him backstage to continue the beating him off cam, right guys?

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must be him

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Just kick him in the balls, that works against any guy

Yeah nice detective work you got anything else on him?

MAMA MIA WHAT WAS MARLO RANALLO DOING?

Also by the time you pointed the gun away from yourself and towards him, he'd have closed the 10 yard gap between you and was already reaching to tear various bits off

FUCKING BASED MENOUNOS

yes like thats Simpsons episode where Homer is at U2 concert

Would love to have seen it. Hope we get his mugshot at some point.

Where was she?

>the rest of Bret's speech

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Was Brock even at the event?

Rastaman is still alive so no

She was kicking and slapping him when he was being carried out of the ring.

Oh shit rastaman did the raging demon on bretetty

>Brock doing unpaid appearances
Did you really did to ask?
The only HOF he'll ever do is his own and maybe Heyman's. That's it.

Its not a greed thing I heard he just really hates people and being around them.

i still don't understand why he attacked Bret when they are surrounded by wrestlers and ex MMA fighters.
mental illness perhaps?

>AND JUST LIKE CANCER RUSHED THROUGH BOB MARLEY'S BODY ON THAT FAITHFUL DAY IN 1981, SO IS THE WWE LOCKER ROOM RUSHING TO GIVE A STOMP TO RASTAMAN! MAMA MIAAAAAAAAA!

He might have gone too far here

I don't see her in the video

Shane didn't beat up the dude but immediately went to incapacitate him to protect Bret and Natty. He's unironically the only good McMahon.

Maybe he thought Bret was the easiest target? I personally would have gone after HTM.

Suicidal?

Why didn't Vince come out?

After he got the shit bag off them he then tried to get him out asap protecting him. Shane's the good child.

Everybody wants their 15 minutes of fame (if he survived that long).

>desperate to impress Vince
>has gone off to do his own thing at least twice
>not being a manipulative control freak like Haitch and being on Vince's ear every minute

Shane's a true Chad who knows his father loves him

All men have balls to kick and throats to crush.

Shawn Michaels probably paid him for the bants.

pussy ass nigga

sneed

Tore his quad getting out his chair

he's hiding in shame after the john oliver thing

I love how you simps praise all these thugs going straight for mindless violence. They're bullies. Stay classy E-Drones.

What a fucking Chad. Having the same reflex and tenacity of a UFC fighter to run in at the same time as Browne

New York crowds don't get this joke

>Yeah that dude assaulting the 61 year old cancer survivor is innocent
Fuck right off.

He's the best in the world.

They had him restrained, there was no need to keep punching him after he was restrained. They're a bunch of cowards.

>attacking a middle aged man with a broken body and brain damage
>getting your ass kicked seconds later by a swarm of angry drunk wrestlers, an MMA fighter, and an angry manlet with a precise sucker punch

He deserved every punch and you know it.

He should've waited till he was punched before attacking Bret then he would've gotten paid off. Fucking retard

Who's the Connor look-a-like in the sparkly jacket?

Was an awesome royal rumble moment

God imagine that. Getting mauled alive by two Heavyweight UFC fighters

We've got a name for the guy now:
Zachary Madsen

looks like slater

facebook/zach.madsen.31

so do you, but you're smaller, slower and weaker than any of those mentioned

Bunch of cowards attacking a man who was already restrained. Fake tough guys.

heh. They'd be no match for my training.

Your actions have consequences and if you're stupid enough to throw rocks at a wasp's nest then you've no right to complain when you get stung multiple times.

Why would you choose a wrestling event to have your 15 minutes of fame? This isn't a soccer match where you're going to be chased around the field for 5 minutes by a bunch of fat security guards. The ring is literally surrounded by high test men who play fight for a living and are just itching to beat the shit out of someone finally. Dude is a fucking moron.

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You are right, they should just shoot him

Can you imagine the strikes he would of gotten if Taker was there?

Carder really respects and likes Bret too. If I remember correctly Bret was the one who called him after he left to make him locker room leader

Deep observations there. Thanks for activating my almonds.

security people are generally useless idiots who are like "huh i forgot i was paid to be security, i thought i was paid to just stand around and stare at people" it is no surprise they acted so slow
vince should do a public firing and humiliation of them

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>bret ever being locker room leader
Maybe in the same timeline where CM Phil was.

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[spoiler]WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY[/spoiler]

holy retarded, this is like if gamedude did a self-interview skit

having balls means trying to assault someone like mike tyson or some navy seal, not some old fart who is broken you pussy shit

Shane went all Red Ross

Rhonda's boyfriend put the smack dab on that ass.

>bearded chubby men with glasses in the background

Bret was the one who kept order in the locker room when the Kliq was literally shitting on people's sandwiches. He was champion around the time and protected dude's like The Rock until he left.

Go huff another 8 ball jake

a person who doesn't even try to defend himself should die anyway so you at least get credit for knowing that you should die

Based 'Cowboy' Dash Wilder

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I'll bet he doesn't pay them. I sure wouldn't.

Why would Travis Browne of all people hop in the ring and start beating someone? How would he know it wasn't a work?

VINCE, IC STRAP NOW

>I wouldn't bother shooting at him, that would accomplish nothing.
Brock isn't Batman, you idiot. It would most likely kill or seriously injure him.

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because he was sitting at front row and saw a weird retard running to the ring

actually i would defeat them because they are big and slow and my speed would be superior.

Some people need to be taught a lesson the old fashioned way.

this
like that one crook who assaulted one marine outside a store that he just robbed, and proceeded to "accidentally trip" in front of fellow marines so bad he looked like a burn victim in the end

Sounds like he's a dexfag whose never actually fought anyone
>this guy with 50 lbs of pure muscle on me is slower than me
>I'll just kick him in the balls, he'll never see it coming

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That never happened. Marines are crayon eating pussies.

fucking based

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>Travis Browne
literally who?

If you are mad enough then you can power hate through anything.

Maria Meneunos is a legitimately tough lady

Brock yes but the others are numales. Stop being a simp.

This is the second time this very same asshole has done something like this. He didn't learn the first time, and this time he could have severely injured someone. I mean, he assaulted a senior citizen from behind. You wan't to talk about cowards? That is a fucking coward for you right there.

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How many elbows did Browne land? Wew he went HAM.

>getting ground-n-pounded by Travis Browne
not worth it

why is Shane so red?
a few wines?

seems pretty brave to me ngl

High blood pressure and a bad spray tan.

Based 'O Mac

>the way bret just calmly looks over at his impending doom
hahhahaa

And cheap shot of 2019 goes to...Dash "you 6 guys hold him" Wilder

Yeah fuck, the New Day has pack mentality

>big e in full sit
>.07 seconds later he's in the ring

big man move big fast

massive cringe post.

The most entertaining thing to happen on WWE TV in years and they don't even show it. Kek.

>john oliver segment vince paid for didn't bring in enough revenue
>couldn't even fork up enough dough to get him to show up at mania
>hire a fucking sperg to attack a guy you don't like for a last minute bump

I doubt it will work for ol' vincey poo

>somebody halp halp

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Ronda's wife

>idiot tackles a 61 yr old stroke/cancer recovered man
>You get mad Dash decked him with a receipt

Cry me a river bitch. Your actions have consequences

I know it's the stroke but there's something hilarious about Bret's constant :-| face when faced with literally any scenario. Looks constantly fed up, very Larry David-esque, I can hear the Curb theme start up just looking at this.

>JUST TAKE ME AWAY KIDDO END MY SUFFERING

Gosh you know it has to be a constant thought of Bret

I don't think you understand how powerful professional fighters are compared to normies.

A pro fighter can literally crank and break your neck in seconds.

I'm pretty sure each arena has its own security staff so Vince has no control over what he gets.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8hZN0i328
>this guy is supposed to be a legit threat to wwe stars
>this was his most recent match
lmao choked out

Don't act like a complete cunt if you don't wanna get punched in the face its very simple

Where the fuck were security

>hiring security when you have a ex mma fighter nearby

youtube.com/watch?v=_3UWsHVqN8M

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Who's the lady on the left?

>Expecting a security firm to do their job

Well they're American I guess

He was there

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Yeah those wrestlers are on the wrong side of history.

why dint triple nose come out??

based bret

God I'm so fucking stupid.

He’s probably screaming “ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE HAS MENAL HEALTH PROBLEMS”

Rastaman looks like he needs to drop another quarter to keep playing

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he was top cuck

that's gotta count for something

I like how the whites chimp out and use it as an opportunity to beat up on a guy while New Day gets Bret and Natalya out of there and makes sure they're ok

lol davey you lying fagola

Is that Shane O Mac getting in on the action?

Imagine being this much of a complete faggot. Kys.

I'd like to ask Rastaman what he thought was gonna happen? Did he think he would pin Bret for the 1, 2, 3 and Vince would put the strap on him? Is this Paul's fault for exposing the biz in his Batista promo? So many questions.

cringe
based

ya seething, incel nerd? talk about cope

Yeh blacks are better at chimping out for no reason.

cope harder ya dweeb

Was about to post it.
Where can I bet on it to be on botchamania next time.

Why does it always have to be Bret :'(

Generally speaking no one intentionally punched or assaulted him but he inadvertedly crashed into a lot of doors, fell down, bumped his head to a wall etc. during transport to holding area, due to his own struggling and restlessness..

That's what they write in the police reports when someone done goofed like that. I once personally saw one man accidentally trip down a flight of stairs, get up and hit his head against a brick wall after he had hit a random girl in the head with a bottle.

based

This is getting more media attention than when they announced the women's main event

Literally the strongest man there besides Brock ya simp.

So why the fuck did he do it?

hbk mark

>stoners are peaceful peop..

>he's white
Imagine my shock.

Why does anyone ever hop into the ring? It happens every so often, and every single time the person gets fucking destroyed. Who the fuck knows?

This one was the craziest one I've seen though. Why the fuck would you attack an old broken down stroke and cancer survivor? Like what the fuck?

That's pretty damn based.

There's only one explanation. He has cold hard proof the Screwjob AND Owen's death were both works, and this was a valiant effort to save all of us from wrestling's anti-Christ Bret Hart.

This is not the first time he was attention whoring

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>he just really hates people and being around them
based big autist chad

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>looks
>steps away

Holy fucking shit Seth is beta as fuck

digits check out

Based

maffew? is that you?

this is based as well

What should he done?

BASED

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Three of the four words in your post are three separate redditor/neo-neo-Yea Forums memes. Reexamine your life.

That's not him though

Smashed him in the face like a real carny would have done

Based

>being the meme police on a Vietnamese ice fishing website
reexamine your life

Manic swing day. Fucker probably has a gun in his mouth this morning.

The absolute Madsen

Underrated.

Tho needs a pic of the MSP

he's best boy

>"Big Travis ding-dong diddly dab on this white boi!"

Dash put dat nigga to sleep

Thanks for the idea don't mind if I do.

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Imagine if he went for the Make a wish lady

I wonder how ard Ronda was fucked that night?

Fuck shane for braking kayfabe, he should had jumped Bret.

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>not going for Stacy

Absolute faggot

>This is getting more media attention than when they announced the women's main event

Now it all makes sense.

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But Bret's a hitman why would you go after one of the guys in the room most likely to kill you?

Not him
Rastaman is 6 2

Did anyone catch the fat kid in the audience crying right before Bret continued the speech?

Of course it is getting the attention, right now.
There is only 24 hours news cycle.
Tomorrow this will be forgotten everywhere but here probably.

Damn that’s old

If you look through the fans Twitter posts it's clear he's obsessed with Vince. Maybe he thought he was doing it for Vince.

I haven't watched e in years and this was on cñn

kek what a mark.

Shane is an absolute madman

based nothing personnel poster

Not doing their job.
Pretty much everyone in the ring was a pro wrestler. No clue where the fuck security was?!

Apparently the guy is an amateur MMA fighter

Same people saying they are cowards for punching Rastaman would have ran to hide in the bathroom

>starts walking alongside Seth like he's going to compete in the match

Fuck WWE fans are something else

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>He's just a kid
Your dad should've beat you more

twitter.com/iAmMad______sen

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You cant buy wrestlemania tickets with food stamps.

Will Rastaman win the Andre the Giant tonight?

Butthurt about the women main eventing. Go read his Twitter.

So he's an incel on top of everything else?Lad should have been killed by Shane and the others who jumped in tbqhwy, he contributes nothing.

He looks like an Antifa faggot. We don't count lib retards.

basically, he also got booked on stalking in january
he is the next coming of eliot rogers
>antifa
>hates women wrestling
dude is gamergate

Haven't we learned from man drama how massive the wrestler's power level is compared to security chumps?

Probably wants to get signed.

Xavier's reaction is priceless, sorry Bret

Well he's not wrong

>Butthurt about the women main eventing

I see no problem with this

I'd be more worried about Browne since he can, you know, actually figh.t

>hates on women's wrestling
>attacks a guy instead
if undertaker was around, he would mollywop him too because he can street fight it out

stfu numale

there was no need of him to go up there in the first place and attack an old man "in the name of hate for women's wrestling", you goobergaytor

Who's the lady on the right

Undertaker can barely walk now. If he was 10 years younger it would be a different story.

He didn't really think it through, did he? I mean it's like jumping in a cage with lions.

>He got through a ton of lions to suplex the old one
Pretty good.

it wasn't even much of a suplex, it was more like a handegg tackle takedown

That makes it even better. How the hell did this sloppy fuck get away with it with lions around him.

they were too busy fighting the sun

jej

Yeah, I'm sure you would have restrained your anger if some moron jumped your grandpa when he was talking about his dead friend or whatever.

You try to remember your job when 99% of the time you don't get a chance to do it since generally such incidents are rare.

Holy shit, someone please make this edit

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