NJPW/ROH is done, got Joey Janela's Spring Break 3 Part 2 coming up here momentarily. Anyone else watching???
Confirmed talent: Necro Butcher, Mantaur, Jeff Farmer/Bogus Sting, Ophidian, Crowbar
La Park vs. Masato Tanaka
The Rock’N’Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson) vs. LAX (Santana & Ortiz)
The Greatest Clusterfuck: Parrow, Essa Rios, Arik Cannon, Crowbar, Nate Webb, Brendan (Lead Singer from Wheatus).
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They're waiting on fans from G1 to show up.
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SPRING BREAK MOTHERFUCKERS
WHEATUS IN THE BUILDING
MANTAUR IN THE BUILDING
NWOSTING IN THE BUILDING
LA PARK IN THE BUILDING
DAN SEVERN IN THE BUILDING
Hopefully they don't fuck the show like Blackcraft last night by starting late but I doubt they're as retarded as that
pic related, I bet you watched NXT or Penis Party instead of based SB
I might watch for based LA Park
The show will probably start at 12:30am EDT. Which isn't that late compared to last years 2am Start time
>Hopefully they don't fuck the show like Blackcraft last night by starting late but I doubt they're as retarded as that
Its probably not starting til 1 am est
It's a pretty fun show user. I've enjoyed all of them since they started.
>based SB
Le based Invisible Man match
Which was unironically more BASED and entertaining than 95% of the shit this week
Says a lot about you
I am pretty based
based, wish he'd cut a promo like in his WCW days
youtube.com
based you
>gay /wew/ shit
Imagine not getting a proper nights sleep over this garbage
If you think that's bad, imagine watching a bunch of old geezers talk about their glory days instead of watching actual wrestling.
based red pilled
FUUUCK anyone else having trouble using taima? either it takes ages to load or i get sent to a 404 page.
And we're live
its starting boys
I'm drunk and out of beer fuck you Joey
Based. Get you drinks ready, boys
jungle boy fucking sucks why joey why
did other matches get canceled cause of the delay or something?
this match is a fucking joke. it's like a satire of indie flippyshit
That's what all Joey Jannetty's shows are like
yeah except jungle boy looks like he's not in on the joke and is actually trying hard
So many thigh slaps.
This venue holds less than a third of last year spring break attendance. Why would Joey/GCW do this? This is just indie shit, last year there were actually stands with people in them.
That match was worse than anything last night. Hopefully the rest of the card is better.
that was embarassing to watch
Someone can correct me if I'm wrong but I think this was the biggest venue people wise that was available for indy shit this week.
Why, not enough backstage skits and 30 minute steph segments for ya?
That's really fucking disappointing, this is awful atmosphere and last year was so good. There's no barricades no ramps its just a ring in a bar its like the old pwg building probably holds the same too. Feels low rent.
Was it just me or did I see JJ "Cunny Slayer" Williams in the front row?!
>rock and roll xpress
What is this camera cant see shit
cringe
now I know who starts the damn TEW threads here
based LAX selling for these old farts
This is based. Yea Forums really is full of aspies
>LA Park vs. Masato Tanaka
holy fuck
I haven't missed it, have I?
Main event
Well, at least it's not IWS at the same place earlier today
holy fuck he did a sunset flip
these geezers can go, I'll give them credit
Rock N' Roll Express was a lot better than they looked like they'd be
Punky's a bad motherfucker, and Hoot is a shooter. He'll bend your thumb right back
they move better than Kurt Angle currently, which is fucking wild
I'm tired of all this lovey dovey hugs and handshakes bullshit. Modern wrestling is garbage
Why didnt Rock And Roll sell this hard for Bryan Alvarez
That match was better than Gargano-Cole.
Any mobile stream?
Fuck yes based Tanaka
based chairman of the board
LA Porka
Why did you lie user?
How many concussions has Masato Tanaka has in his life? Probably the last two or three digits of this post
Based Tanaka is immortal
he is timeless in the sense he no longer knows how old he is or what year it is
>60 wrestler cluster fuck
LETS GO BOYS
Isn't Necro supposed to actually be well educated and intelligent? The shit he used to do was ridiculous.
>tumblrina dike security
lol
>a literally 90 minute indie rumble at 200 am
Based
she looks mean as hell
ok this is epic
I wish I shot up later fuck I can't follow what going on
It's my B-Day bros and I get to watch JJSB3 pt 2 and Mania today.
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MOTY already
Based crackhead
This is surreal
I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRT BAGBABY
GOAT event as always.
Some of these elimination bumps are INSANE.
Is Nick Gage gone?
You don't shoot up crack you retard
>that dude with the beard angrily jawing up Joey as he makes his entrance
what the fuck was his problem?
God damn, I hate Joey Ryan
Spring break baby
literally and unironically worked
Found the faggot
Not that user but unironically shot up 4 heroin stamps today in the BASED midwestern US
Anyway this show sucks so far compared to yesterday. About to bang another stamp and a half and go to sleep or die, whatever, who cares.
HES FUCKING NAKED
>doing drugs then falling to.sleep
What a waste
what a clusterfuck
*winks at the camera*
>not needing an amount of drugs that would kill a normal person to go to not experience withdrawal
holy fucking pleb
What the fuck is happening
they really weren't kidding about this being a clusterfuck
>i need to feel drugs just to.feel normal
dude smack lol
This show fucking sucks, fucking Blackcraft was more entertaining than this because it sucked so bad and therefore became kino This is just shit.
Joey faggot OUT
Necro and New Jack are the last 2, calling it now
HOLY SHID
based
Swoggle booked like a god for most of this
>tfw passed out watching Blackcraft last night
Fuck me
Ref Bryce is going to win
K I N O
CRYME TYME
oh shit, crime time
JTG is way taller than I thought he was
The beer drinking corner of the ring is great
he was just small compared to WWE wrestlers. Imagine how Marko Stunt would look in a WWE ring
6 ft is now considered tall
What the fuck is goin on who is this quacking dude
>10 matches on the card, show is scheduled to start at midnight, but actually starts at 12:30a
>there are no tripods in Blackcraft, only hand held cams, even for the hard cam
>show begins with a preacher character with an edgy speech
>Crucifixion
>first match is a hardcore match with chain link ropes, tables, etc
>match finishes, now they have to put the regular ropes back up
>play a promo package for a match, the announcers make it seem like it's next, nope it's a 4-way tag match
>tag match goes for less than 5 minutes, new champions, announcer makes an astute observation about " Blackcraft wrestling, black tag champions"
>at this point it's obvious that all the matches are being rushed because they started about 30 minutes late and they're up against a curfew or something
>now it's the match from the promo package, gangrel against matthew justice (no relation to dick justice who also has a match on the card) who's been battling the preacher and his minions
>simon gotch vs pentagon, gotch wins and attacks a chair in the crowd for no apparent reason, it may have been because it was another quick n shitty match
>tanaka vs dickinson was actually a good match and didn't feel rushed
>teddy hart wins a match
>paige's mom has a match with a quick finish
>main event time
>david "the jew" starr vs. johnny blackcraft for the HW title
>match is less than 10 seconds, with johnny pinning the jew
>matthew justice comes out to challenge johnny, is interrupted by the preacher
>justice slits the throat of the preacher
>justice goes into the ring, pins johnny in 5 seconds
>half the crowd is heading for the exits because they think the show's over after the 2 (two) sub 10-second heavyweight main events and the preacher getting his throat slit
>but wait, there's more, time for the battle royal
>halfway through the match the stage lights go out and full venue lights come on
>interference finish
>no music for the winner
>"we've got to go, they're kicking us out"
NO APOLOGIES
>clusterfuck
>a disastrously mishandled situation or undertaking.
How high do you have to be to enjoy Blackcraft?
wtf
I'm liking MJF, he's such an asshole
Facade is DIMES
I legit saw Facade's debut match in 2006 I believe for International Wrestling Cartel (his first ever match), and he did a springboard entrance from the top rope and tripped. His trainer (Shirley Doe, Facade trained in SW PA) cringed as he sat a few seats away from me.
So many literal whos in this shit
I was extremely high and drunk and it was like watching a shitty horror movie from the 80s
MORE NO LEGS KINO
I barely know anyone but this crowd is hot so it doesnt matter.
>the gimmick is he has no legs
>No Legs
We are going back to circus tier
He can't be eliminated by being thrown over the top, he has no feet to hit the floor.
No legs no problem
>tfw a dude with no legs gets a better crowd reaction than roman reigns
Based
its pure unfiltered kino because it's all like indie shitters from NWA Wildside in 2002
>MJF eliminated
BASED Colorado Kid
nobody let vince see this battle royale or he's going to end up chasing roman around with a hacksaw
IM JUST A TEENAGED DIRTBAG BABY
>no legs eliminated
BULL SHIT
>no legs eliminated
fuck that
Who is this Ascension ripoff
ding-dong diddly based
well boys, i gotta say that i was promised a clusterfuck and a clusterfuck i did receive
>still 20 more entrants to go
goddamn
I was a little disappointed at first but now I just kind of accept it and am enjoying it
holy fuck is that big damo!?
Heats kind of dying
Any hot names still left?
>tfw been drinking whisky, eating tendies w/ hot sauce and BBQ chips and pepperoni all day
>have heartburn
>on my 12th or so antacid tablet
It was worth it
is this the main event?
Grizzly Redwood...I haven't seen that faggot in 10 years
Fake Sting and Mantaur
Essa rios
>NWO Sting
okay that got a chuckle out of me
nWo!!!!
BAW GAWD, IT'S FAKE STING!!!
I fucking hate falling asleep during dank shit. I need to catch a replay for this
Let's start slow and taper off
Tracy Smothers was one of the best parts of the Penis Party last night
Tracy Smothers triggered the SJWs the other night
>Tracey smothers
Jesus christ
THIS IS AWESOME
>fake sting
>2019 tracy smothers
>mantaur
i-is this art?
>mantaur
all that's missing is Jimmy Ocean at this fucking point
DEAD
be careful!
How can WWMEME compete
lots of BEEF in this ring atm
They can't compete with GCW I've come to realize this week
fan run-ins and that's about it
I hope Virgil comes back. But here comes Essa Rios (formerly managed by Lita)
>Essa Rios
haven't heard that name in a loooong fucking time, I'd thought he retired
>womeme
yeah I'm turning this cringe off and going to bed
>womens evolution
>muh womyn's wrestling
Cringe
Are all the indy feds doing the women faggotry (intergender shit in particular for US based feds) this year because of WWE or what's up with that?
>clusterfuck gets a womynz revolution
alright, goodnight lads
He was in cmll up until last year
I can't believe he's only 40.
Martina is the only based wimminz wrestler
Don't know, but I'm tired of it
DROPPED
R
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P
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>incels don't like womyn
you know you're cringe right?
i want to cum in su yung
seethe harder, virgin
pretending to like something that sucks still won't get you laid
You know women haven't had a single decent match this entire weekend despite being prominently featured and having their own shows right?
When is Virgil coming out to eliminate these bitches?
Imagine paying money for this shit
Awful ending, but whatever it was fun
Sexists BTFO
>signal lost
welp
BASED no signal ending to the show
momo vs utami faggot
Is that seriously it
how else do you end a clusterfuck
RIP Known Sexist Joey Janela
Based 2 star match that was cutoff half way through the stream with a broken bottom rope, worst announcing ever, and HOG Wrestling ring aprons and entrance banners because Sonny is retarded
wow what the fuck was that cuck shit in the end. what's the point of pandering to femenism if no women actually watch this shit.
>I stayed up 'til 2AM
>for that
I can't say I'm angry. I can't say I'm disappointed. I'm just...eh.
No women watch it, but faggot ass nu-males do
>only WrestleMania left
feels bad man
Should've just had one show, last night shit all over tonight. Fuck that gay ass women shit before it cut off.
Are you guys for real? Getting worked by pro wrestling in 2019 is sad.
Women are smart, and brave. Get over it.
Imagine not only staying up for it, but paying money for it too
>incels here complaining
Lmao
Why do men like that exist and where? I’ve never met someone like that in real life.
worth every penny
WELL...GUESS IT'S TIME TO GIVE IT TO ME NOW THAT NON MANIA SHIT IS OVER
>guys that hate forced women empowerment are incels
Get over yourself you pencil necked virgin. Stacy isn’t gonna fuck you because you defended her.
Imagine saying this about a show with a bunch of women in attendance
Insecure fag
It's what y'all get for not following the storyline. Shazza/Janela been building for months.
>forced
50% of the population are women
>where
Mostly on twitter and reddit
>why
Pic related
The only good match in both parts was Park vs Tanaka. Complete waste of time.
>faggot ass nu-males watch a predominately dirty ass deathmatch promotion
Jesus christ you pussies are softer than the people you complain about
>faggot ass nu-males
Yes, they are the only types of people who would find invisible man matches and Orange Cassidy entertaining
This, it makes sense as a payoff. Only thing I would change is have it be only Shazza and have her eliminate MJF for the win.
I mean that women beating men thing is aimed at nu-males
Furthermore, you idiots missed the obvious.
>half of the clusterfuck wasn't even eliminated
>last prominent time the ring was destroyed with Nexus, which flopped hard
>women get into main event
>destroy fucking everything
>women get in charge, feed cuts out
Joey had Schlak and Tracey Smothers too. If he was as much of a cuck as people on here are saying, they wouldn't show up at all.
>Tracy Smothers turning down a payday
lol
he'd wrestle a match at an LGBTQRSTUV picnic if they paid him $20