>WrestleMania card literally looks like a house show card
What went so wrong?
WrestleMania card literally looks like a house show card
Luke Flores
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Anthony Lee
OP being a faggot
Connor Rivera
>Lesnar, Shane, Triple H and Batista on house shows
Are you stupid?
Lucas Ramirez
>implying
Jackson Wright
Retard
Brayden Watson
Nigga that was two years ago and Haitch was only touring to cover for Reigns' meningitis. He hasn't done a house show since officially burying the Jinder experiment in Delhi.
Ryder Morgan
Every match other than HHH v Batista is something that you would find at a house show in NYC or Chicago
Nathaniel Peterson
Shane hasn't worked a house show since 2003, you comparison is retarded and so are you, let it go.
Jack Richardson
>The only non-house show tier match is the one nobody gives a fuck about
yikes
Camden Cooper
>the only match you couldn’t find on a house show is a match with Shane McMahon
Wow, what an amazing card
Anthony Cox
None of these matches mean anything. Time to drain the pond and shuffle the deck, Vince.
Tyler Gray
You’re being generous. Some of these matches look like they could be on Main Event
David Baker
I thought the women were the main event? Why is Brock at #1?
Matthew Sanders
I think it's in order of when the matches were announced
Ayden Mitchell
it's wrestlemania. it always draws no matter what. cena isn't advertised and ticket sales are strong. the name is the draw, not the card.
William Taylor
Ah yes, Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle and Beth Phoenix, truly staples of WWE house shows, just the other day I saw the three in the Topeka Municipal Rec Center. Just take the L, faggot.
Cameron Campbell
>this is the card for the biggest show of the year
>E-Drones will unironically defend this
Wrestling is dead
Henry Carter
Lesnar works the occasional house show. I’ll give you the other 2.
>14 of the 16 matches (88%) are house show filler matches
>i-it’s not a house show
E-Drone cope
Oliver Parker
It's ok.
I'm sure WWE will have a "Greatest WrestleMania" later this year for the Saudis. They're good guys and that journalist deserved to be silenced for his slander against Based House of Saud.
Alla Akbar!
Robert Garcia
>E-drones cope
Nathaniel Gomez
This is what happens when you cater to smarks
Caleb Cox
Vince refusing to create new stars.
Joseph Rivera
Too many singles matches
Adrian Cooper
Where's the fucking predictions thread, 2cold pedo?
Justin Bailey
>filling your ppv with jobber feuds that should be dark matches
Jace Lopez
They can't build new stars.
If they have someone promesing they fed them to Roman or dropped their storylines.
Blake Scott
My boy Murphy deserves the main show. Switch the US title match to pre-show since Joe sucks
Daniel Perez
This. What a fucking disaster.
Camden Morris
You just described any ROH or gaijin njpw show
Logan Nguyen
Still better than nu japan ladyboys or autism everywhere wrestling
Charles Richardson
Rent free cringe
Andrew Hernandez
Worked into a seethe
Oliver Hughes
The NJPW show tonight at MSG will be 100x better than anything WWE shits out this year
James Flores
Anywhere I can bet on this that allow me to do an accumulator bet?
Seriously can anyone help me with this?
Aiden Brooks
Yeah, as proven by the gooks having 100x less the audience than the quality product WWE provides us
Aaron Cruz
WOO WOO WOO FUCKING CARES OP BASED FUCKING RYDER AND MOTHER FUCKING HAWKINS ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO FUCKING WINNING THE TITLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nicholas Jones
Based fa/tv/irgins
Ayden Perez
Wrestlemania has never been about the best matches. Your brain is too fried with indie weeb shit
Alexander James
Braindead E Drone cope
John Scott
>Biggest show of the year
>Not about best matches
Holy shit I knew E-Drones were retarded but this is something else
William Foster
anybody that paid for a ticket to wrestlemania has a double digit IQ.
Anthony Campbell
>Singles matches for days
They really couldn't switch it up? Do like a ladder match or something.
Zachary Hill
> there's still a Cena match that has to be squeezed in there
Talk about overkill
Sebastian Clark
And Undertaker match. Get ready for an 8 hour show tomorrow.
Liam Anderson
>the only draws on the card are 40+ yo part-timers
WEEEEEEW
Leo Jackson
Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder are a tag team and they are on RAW?
I dont watch wwe
Joseph Howard
Um, Becky and Charlotte are draws you Nazi incel
Isaac Gonzalez
>there are E Drones ITT who are unironically defending this shit card
The WWE really is a cult
Samuel Gomez
I'm convinced it has something to do with the bright lights/production inducing a sort of hypnosis to where they can't not watch it and accept eating glittered up shit product week after week
Gavin Evans
caring about the card at this point is pretty gay, famalamadingdong. just embrace the shittiness and enjoy the shitposting.
Alexander Allen
it's the production as well as brand nostalgia. WWE looks and acts like a multimillion dollar company and people are always hoping the happy days are around the corner.
Thomas Taylor
Yes it has.
Isaiah Lee
They cut off his internet privileges at the mental hospital
Joseph Ross
I STILL HATE THAT FUCKING NAME SO MUCH
WHO IN THE FUCKING WORLD THINKS "THE BOSS 'N' HUG CONNECTION" SOUNDS EVEN REMOTELY CATCHY
Christian Gonzalez
nu-males
Lincoln Williams
You sound like an incel
Aiden Rodriguez
Crinfe
Landon Bennett
I haven't watched a WrestleMania in awhile so can someone tell me why the fuck there are so many matches on the card?