HOLY CRINGEOLA

You know god is fake right?

How is seth this cringey of an atheist in current year

ON DOGS

Jesus IS the shoot Risen Lord

>NO GODS
>believes in Satan

What did (((they))) mean by this?

The true successor to the attitude era

Satan is just an angel, not a god.

Ok but most 'Satanists' are just edgy materialistic atheists and shouldn't be believing in the occult/supernatural at all? Unless it's Luciferianism which is actual worship of the Fallen Angel

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>go to their website
>666 Man Scramble
>"God is fake. Wrestling is real" shirt
>wrestlers are referred to as warriors
>Teddy Hart
>Pinkie Sanchez
>John Morrison

Ding-Dong Diddlyyikesola

Bumping threads to keep gringe general's outta of the 1st page

>he missed the best show of the weekend where a fan got crucified and a dude got his throat slit and murdered
wew lad

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>"God is fake. Wrestling is real" shirt
>wrestlers are referred to as warriors
cringe
>Teddy Hart
based
>John Morrison
cringe
cringe
based

>10 matches on the card, show is scheduled to start at midnight, but actually starts at 12:30a
>there are no tripods in blackheart, only hand held cams, even for the hard cam
>show begins with a preacher character with an edgy speech
>cruxifiction
>first match is a hardcore match with chain link ropes, tables, etc
>match finishes, now they have to put the regular ropes back up
>play a promo package for a match, the announcers make it seem like it's next, nope it's a 4-way tag match
>tag match goes for less than 5 minutes, new champions, announcer makes an astute observation about "blackheart wrestling, black tag champions"
>at this point it's obvious that all the matches are being rushed because they started about 30 minutes late and they're up against a curfew or something
>now it's the match from the promo package, gangrel against matthew justice (no relation to dick justice who also has a match on the card) who's been battling the preacher and his minions
>simon gotch vs pentagon, gotch wins and attacks a chair in the crowd for no apparent reason, it may have been because it was another quick n shitty match
>tanaka vs dickinson was actually a good match and didn't feel rushed
>teddy hart wins a match
>paige's mom has a match with a quick finish
>main event time
>david "the jew" starr vs. johnny blackheart for the heavyweight title
>match is less than 10 seconds, with johnny pinning the jew
>matthew justice comes out to challenge johnny, is interrupted by the preacher
>justice slits the throat of the preacher
>justice goes into the ring, pins johnny in 5 seconds
>half the crowd is heading for the exits because they think the show's over after the 2 (two) sub 10-second heavyweight main events and the preacher getting his throat slit
>but wait, there's more, time for the battle royal
>halfway through the match the stage lights go out and full venue lights come on
>interference finish
>no music for the winner
>"we've got to go, they're kicking us out"
NO APOLOGIES

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Sounds like an Impact show

KINO/10

was it kino?

Mistakenly I called it "Blackheart Wrestling", it's actually Blackcraft, and yes, it was a "so bad it was good" kino.

Looks like the old ICO PRO banners.

Gods, as in plural, suggesting there is one true God. Pretty molest and priestpilled desu

that's the point, and that makes it even more cringe

kek, also
>in the nearly 30 minutes before they started there was 15 minutes or so of live mics picking up audio from the commentators on the stream while a "NO APOLOGIES" graphic was displayed, I don't think they realized
>I went to get a drink downstairs and in that time I missed the entire Paige's mom match somehow including entrances
>Rush every single match to spend 45 minutes on crucifying a fan, changing the chains back to ropes after the first match that barely even used the gimmick, and getting Pinhead's throat slit
>Fenix wrestling in a hoodie because fuck this show
>Commentary guys sounded like they were high and talked about weed and said "NO APOLOGIES" at least 40 times
It was fucking amazingly terrible

Fucking kek please tell me there's a stream of this online

I'm pretty sure the next Botchamania is just going to be this entire show, unedited.

Only 15 dollarydoos on fite
or check the schedule on taima morningwoood

if you believe in satan the angel then I don't think you can say you don't believe in God and be taken seriously.

That's the way it should be.

I never thought of it that way.

A rational person behaves as if God exists.

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God would know you're faking it, ya simp.

Sounds cringe, but it's a clothing company trying to book a wrestling show so I don't know if I would expect anything else.

pretty good point actually

lmfao you are so fucking retarded

cringe and even more cringe is the people who look at this basic as fuck observation as something profound.

Atheist deserve to be gassed

Agnostic master race

It's literally the one thing Dawkins says the most. ...I think.

But how do I know which of the countless interpretations of god to believe in? If any god that existed cared about people believing the right interpretation, wouldn't it bother to clarify for our dumb asses? If it doesn't care, then why the hell should I? Do you have to work at being as stupid as you are, or is it a natural talent?

the christian god stipulates that you have to believe in him to get your afterlife goodie bag so this wager doesn't apply ya dumb jobber

where tf does that quote imply atheism retard?

Can you faggots go back to Plebbit and argue about religion this is a NO APOLOGIES thread

FAITHLESS FOOLS.

It's one of the most common atheist arguments, as stated.

That’s actually answered in the Bible.

And the Qur'an.

God is kayfabe, when yall gonna realize

But it’s not

It is, faithless fool.

It’s not tho. Also Islam is just a rip off of so many religions

Ironic devil worshipping is not going to end well for society.

All gods are real, you can kill and create gods, gods die when nobody believes in them, the more people belive in a god, the more tributes they got the more powerefull that god becomes. thats wahat the ancient belived.

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It is tho.
And the same can be said about Christianity.

And that's why New Nightmare was the best NoES movie.

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This fucking heathen never heard of nicknames. There is the most high. Thats it. He has many names. jerkface is such a piecea garbage

based answer

FUCKING BASED

I need to watch a replay.