>According to several eyewitnesses at a hotel in East Rutherford, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman had a violent spat with WWE officials before declaring that they "quit WrestleMania".
>At 9:45 PM, fans were gathered outside the hotel's entrance where a limousine was parked. It is said there was such disruption in the limousine that it began to shake. Lesnar slammed open his door screaming (in earshot of the fans) "I was promised that I'm going over!" before being led by a shaken Paul Heyman to the building.
>"This just comes as a complete shock to me because a Universal Champion shouldn't be crying like that," said one witness. "This convinced me he doesn't care about anyone."
>Sources furthermore state that things turned volatile when WWE officials Dean Malenko and Jamie Noble shouted at Lesnar and Heyman to come back to the limousine. Lesnar responded by throwing his belt at the limousine, shattering its window. This caused screaming from among the onlookers. Lesnar then ran to the window, stuck his head in through the glass, and announced it was over - Lesnar will not be working on the evening of WrestleMania 35.
>Further updates will be reported immediately in light of the precarious situation.
shave off 20 minutes off of Wrestlemania that would be great.
Robert Harris
Rent free brotherman
Easton Perez
nice fanfic, will they erase this thread too?
Noah Jackson
>It’s real Damn lads...how the fuck are they gonna work around this one??
Gabriel Wilson
>OP making up bullshit >WWE trying to drum up some interest for a match no one gives a shit about last minute with meta work bullshit Don't know which would be more cringe.
Michael Perez
>Vince made them take it down that fast damn, this is serious, boyos.
>Thinking Brock wasn't going to make it a 10 minute max squash.
Anthony Jenkins
...First of all, Brock Lesnar said the phrase "miles and money" himself on the Stone Cold podcast, second of all it's from Captain Lou Albano, not Kevin Nash.
Alexander Nelson
shitty wwe writers exposing the business again? they sure are trying to push this 'it's all a work but this ain't' bullshit these days. yeah, sorry, don't buy it. brock came to get paid, not get marked around by your fake championship.
Jordan Brown
Based super money Mario
Jacob Mitchell
Fake and gay, I'm rooming next to Lesnar and he just have me a very big meaty handjob after telling him that wrestling isnt real, and "fuck jannies, fuck niggers and fuck kofi."