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>not Johnny Penis
already the worse Johnny

E-Drones are a sight to behold

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shawn is still so fucking sexy
how does he do it

Go to bed Vince.

riddle needs to heem him asap

kept himself in good shape, well groomed, has sex regularly

seethin

based johnny

The vanilla midget getting the company man rub.

I'm convinced Gargano is the next Bret Hart. He will be a workrate madman and will have that small man gimmick that everyone loves. He will win the WWE championship multiple times but eventually will get screwed by Ciampa and HHH

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>I'm convinced Gargano is the next Bret Hart
jesus, no. Bret was grizzled and looked like a man and made his stuff look "real". Gargano is just an acrobat.

name one thing that didn't look real in the match tonight

Its entirety.

>takes a photo with Shawn Michaels and Triple H
*slaps thigh*

Its sad when Johnny is only the third biggest geek in that entire photo

not an argument

Bret is the best ever. I wouldn't give that to anyone. Gargano is Benoit like

Did I fail to make an argument after the 5th or 6th time one of them kicked out of the other's finisher?

>If I take a photo with Shawn, people will think I'm special
The wrong DIY got the career ending injury.

Gargano is 205 bound my man. He is legit SMALL. Moreso than Finn fucking Balor.

welcome to WWE main event style, simp.
if you don't like it, make the switch to the bingo hall fed of your choice

crinfe

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it's true though
finisher spam has been a hallmark of WWE main events for over a decade

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>tfw you think 53 year old hbk is attractive
What do?

he looks weird

you're weird ya weirdo
hbk is SEX