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Lads I just worked a 15 hour shift but I’m not allowed to quit my job. What the fuck do I do?
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How do you like the fact that Adam Cole vs Johnny Gargano for the WWE title will be the Wrestlemania 37 main event?
>there are people in this thread watching NXT with their moms
what happens if there's a dq in a vacant title match?
Had to go dilate, did i miss anything in the last 20 mins?
>not allowed
What
BAY BAY
Shoot up your workplace
Workplace injury
The fuck does this have to do with Adam Cole
BOOM
>People booing Johhny reddit
BASED
>Johnny memegando
>Anywhere but 205 live for 7 months then fired
Why would a Crusierwieght title match main event Mania?
What will it take to get people to boo Adam Cole? He's supposed to be a heel but people love him
Roman is still alive kiddo
Cole looks like a star. If he was like two inches taller he would be peak dimes
Anyone else keeping this match in the background while playing vidya?
I'm watching it with my sister
DISQUALIFIED!
Women’s title match
You didn’t miss anything
Baron Bayleys reign of terror continues
Chinese or Best Korean
did vince force mauro to start making references? he wasn't doing this last ppv i watched
From working 15 hour shifts i suppose.
>I say Bay Bay man
At least I have a mom faggot.
>Not allowed to quit
CONTRACTLETS BTFO
My mom literally watches anything i put in front of her
Female ref didn't work tonight?
Shitposting here while keeping this manlet shitshow in the background
After Walter v. Dunne it’s all downhill
How tall is Adam Cole?
he could bother ro learn to actually work as a heel lol
She worked my dick
What can they do if you quit? Fire you?
wtf does this brit know about american boxing
He does it every show. literally every show.
user didn't respond faggot BTFO
Here here. Playing the new Dragon Ball game.
Wtf is that squeaky noise sounds like a basketball
5’4
Reddit is LOSING ITS FUCKING MIND RN
Saw him up close at an Indy show at his merch booth, I'm 5'10 and he was shorter than me
I'll be playing Risk of Rain 2 later
no, he does this shit when he calls mma fights too
Another Barnett namecheck, Regal has been talking about Bloodsport backstage
Its so horrible and jarring.
>I unironically miss JBL making 30s, 40s, 50s,60s,70s, and 80s pop culture that no one remembers
Blazed and wormpilled
she hot?
...
Thats Percy Watson
>there are people in this thread still watching NXT with their moms
right here, my guy
trying to decide between Sims 4, RE2make, or Bully
The ring is miced like shit.
Anyone else ever forget Percy's on commentary?
rent-free
so why do smarks love adam cole...?
Playing tropico 6
Uh, gross, she's my older sister, I don't think that way about her
he barely speaks
> this match sucks
> I’m not even watching the match. It’s just background nose while I scroll through asp shitposts
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN
Anyone have a webm of that little kid that was doing the talk-too-much thing to Brock?
Remember the iron man match with Dolph and Jasethy where the crowd was doing the ten second countdowns? Lol.
>there are people in this thread who are adult virgins watching fake fighting on a Friday night
He says baby a lot
post her feet
He was pretty good in ROH. Feud with Jay Lethal was kino.
>going out on Friday before 11:00
beta
Headlocks: the match
He was in bullet club.
>worst match is the main event for the title
why do this?
Is jonathan gargano balding?
I don't have any pictures of that
I'm her younger sister, and I'm not gay and incestuous
beta
Johnny Reddit is a life long NXT shitter isn't he? I cant picture him in the main roster, not even on 205 live
Low test males have thin hair so yes
literally the worst part of Bullet Club during that era, he came out to crickets at the Tokyo Dome
Cringe and bluepilled
>roleplaying as a girl
cringe
Another dull Johnny Reddit match. *sigh* look forward to some BBD on Sunday. This is just sad.
He was on his way to the main roster but Tomasso got injured so he’s stuck in nxt for awhile
Gaytch will keep him down there for as long as it takes until ciampa comes back and they finish that feud
everybody comes out to crickets in the dome
Lads
Johnny better win
>being an impatientfag
> 5* Johnny reddit said he would put his best takeover match to date
> this is the shittiest match of the night
>This is JUST like that one match with those two legends.
This might surprise you but women like watching pro wrestling
>Ref thinks they're gonna roll again so his count is slow
You look like you take HRT
s...sss-top posting my picture
for all the faggots hating on the VALTERR match, compare it to how little all these murdering moves mean in this meme match and how hard you marked out with VALTERR's powerbomb
please end the manlet era wwe this is dog shit
I'm just so out of it after Walter and Dunne aka Match of the Night, watching these manlets fight isn't fun
got a pin with that weak shit?
Walter match was based besides the finger shit
At least there is no fucking finger shit
> I thought cole won
> forgot this shitter match was 2/3 falls
UK match was good. Only negative was the overuse of finger spots.
ADAM COLE
peninsula peninsula
Why do they do these matches? Obviously Gargano will get the next one. Its such a stupid gimmick
>there are people in this thread who are policing adult virgins watching fake fighting on a Friday night
Aye, killing blue dragons on Old School Runescape
lol this is trash. Contrarians and reddit will claim it’s 5 stars after the 3 minute finishing sequence though.
In kayfabe it's more decisive than just a 1 and done
>he's never seen a two straight falls match
I've paid literally zero attention to this match so far, it's obviously only going to get interesting at 1-1, have I missed anything?
this
> Referee going for three count
> wrestler looks at ref to know when to kick out
Why do shitters do this?
imagine the smell
yeeee im just collecting ingrediants in recettear
>Ate all my WrestleMania snacks already
Hehehe Johmy Reddit XDDDD
>le friday night meme
It’s not the 80s anymore grandpa
it saves face for adam cole ya fuckin dipshit
Haven't really paid attention since Walter. No surprises at all. Instead I've been fucking around in Elder Scrolls Online.
I'm paying so little attention I thought Adam Cole won w/ that first fall because I forgot it's a 2 out of 3 falls match.
Fat fuck
take pics, or take pics of your own feet if you're a lass
how is 2/3 stupid? It's how most games are played on a tournament level.
>MORE HEARTH THAN VALENTINES DAY
unholy cringe
Should I get a WrestleMania cake made this year?
guys help I don't care about wrestling anymore
tfw when banned after botting for 15 minutes a few months ago because can't be arsed to grind like 15 years ago because my life now is exactly as said grind
it is pretty damn disappointing
Mauro is fucking insufferable
Why does NXT sometimes call this PPV Takeover Brooklyn and other times Takeover NYC. Why? Why not sick with Brooklyn?
You should hit the weights and get a gf
i just got some turntables, well DDJs. so I just been mixing while this is on in the background.
wow...so these are the wrestlers of the year huh
Don’t worry it’s just these midgets.
You're probably better off.
so these two are putting on a tribute to the boring bret/shawn iron man match, yeah?
commentary even mentioned that match and garganos gear is literally based on Iron Man...
It's a rainy Saturday afternoon faggot
still eating my tamale
there's nothing trash about this match though
it's been crisp, methodical, and has made total sense.
boring? ok, that's an opinion. but trash? not a chance
>saves face
I dont give a shit about your retarded nonsensical wrestling terms
damn that DDT was dope.
chicken salad, chicken shit, etc
Because the main roster PPV isn't in Brooklyn this time, so they gave it the New York name.
Paul Orndorff has bigger arms than these flippy shitters
SAWDUST COUNT:
AVALANCHE SLAM 1
APRON DDT 2
>johnny gorgonzola
Why do they look so bored it’s like they’re just going through the spots
don't worry this ppv contains no wrestling
I been holding off eating mine, I bought some the other day.
they're nobodies doing MOVEZ without any delay or thought or story, it is pure trash
>bought drinks and snacks
>have only drunk water
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
that makes no sense
Why is Johnny getting booed? Lmao btfo
>wanting delay in modern wrestling
that's not how it works anymore
>trying to clean the blood
cringe
Gargano:I want to win this match nobly
Cole:Fuck you
Also sudden death
>that announcement
unironically cringe holy fuck
uh oh blood time to stop the match for 10 minutes
oh so thats how best of 3 works, I had no idea...
You know if NXT matches went full commited to the first 10-15 minutes to be entertaining I would actually mark out for them
mauro is insufferable in this match
How did Reddit get busted open?
you guys actually whine about literally anything
HES FUCJING BUSTED OPEN
SAWDUST COUNT:
AVALANCHE SLAM 1
APRON DDT 2
SUPLEX NECKBREAKER 3
it happened literally two matches ago you tard
Sawdust?
I dont whine about your virginity
>the main event 2 out 3 falls match will be shorter than the UK shitter meme match
there was no delay in the dunne vs. walter match. it was just slower
meltzer will give this 4.75 stars lmao
>that shit blood
>tfw I don't really enjoy OSRS but play it anyway because it's the only way to feel like I'm achieving goals
Smart move getting out while you could
Imagine missing Virgil for this trash
Kek is Johnny Reddit balding?
He threw him into the bottom turnbuckle.
Hurtz donuts shut the fuck up mauro
Did he just execute Byron Saxtons finisher in a way that wasn't complete shit?
meltzer is watching the penis party
he's in front row
If they still bladed, that would be the cut these guys would do
cringe. nobody cares about your bingo hall shitters, retard.
Theres a pool on number of times they bump thier necks into sawdust
spoiler: pacing your big spots means you're delaying your big spots
Holy fucking cringe
wow its like Ryu and Ken are fighting each other.
He's a WWE legend
seething
have they done the mama mia chant yet
>crowd loves it
>contrarians hate it
pottery
i never heard of him
HES FUCJING BUSTED OPEN
SAWDUST COUNT:
AVALANCHE SLAM 1
APRON DDT 2
SUPLEX NECKBREAKER 3
STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN 4
>Did you see Scarlett's outfit Bryan?
at least complete a decent video game that requires a bit of skill user, you're just pavlov's dog right now
Must be so sad for the smarks. This match is great. False finishes are literally the best thing is wrestling.
>contrarian
>just because reddit likes flippy shit we should like this snoozefest
drink bleach
Waaaaaaay too much
So this is WWE's main competition these days? LOL this shit is trash.
this crowd loves literally anything. They loved no way Jose hahaha
oh wow
WOW
autism: over 9000
are you?
yea
This match has been formulaic, preplanned garbage, just like all johnny reddit matches
fuck he almost died
SAWDUST COUNT:
AVALANCHE SLAM 1
APRON DDT 2
SUPLEX NECKBREAKER 3
STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN 4
REVERSE RANA 5
One more for overs to win
German Suplex onto the apron
No I'm not going to go bald
I hurt myself today...
BASED MATCH
Dream vs Riddle - soul
Gargano vs Cole - soulless
BOTCH
I feel nothing
this has been a solid match.
crowd fucking digs it though. look at them. on their fucking feet
This is like the Dark Souls of NXT matches
Torpaydo what now that's a suicide dive ma boy
This is quality entertainment you contrarian virgin
post your hairline
CRINGE AND MEME
CRINGE AND MEME
CRINGE AND MEME
that old man with no reaction on his face, kek
was that a canadian destroyer?
this has been spot monkey, zero psychology move trading bullshit. it's almost unwatchable
very good comparison desu senpai
SAWDUST COUNT:
AVALANCHE SLAM 1
APRON DDT 2
SUPLEX NECKBREAKER 3
STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN 4
REVERSE RANA 5
GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO APRON 6
thats it, overs win at 6 neck destroying and potentially life threatening moves.
imagine getting a 30% payrise but a 200% rent and expenses cost to be a midcarder in a second rate american promotion, when you should've stayed the biggest star in japan.
seek coitus
i dont care
because it's hard to watch
I still love you kairi
I AM THE TABLE
"what you do is fake"
really makes you think
these featherweights couldn't even break the table with 2 of them
it was supposed to be
based spanish announce table
Hahaha too skinny to break a table
>manlets can't break the table
Is anybody else tired of gargano. The same damn match every time
I AM THE TABLE
>manlets can't even break the table
lmao
OH MOI GAWD
lol they replayed cole doing a backdrop on himself instead of a canadian destroyer
No part of you liked any of this.
receding hairline doesn't = balding
MAMMA MIAAAAAAAAAA THE TABLE ISNT BROKEN
Playing Splatoon 2. Trying out the new weapons.
but it hasn't user. It's been the same old nxt stupid ass main event with extremely high impact moves that only garner a two count over and over and over. Worthless garbage
yeah, i bet you're very sports entertained
johnny oregano and the micro machine adam cole can't break the big boys table
because it makes me want to go and play dragons dogma instead?
>The same damn match every time
This applies to at least 70% of the entire roster.
Jonny Reddit is so strong.
t. hairlet
>gargano beats it
This fucking match...
>is a virgin because he doesn't like smark cancer wrestling
project much? the spanish announce table even no sold for these midgets. it's not believable either of these shitters are tough at all.
>THIS IS AWESOME
Fuck off James you haven't made a good album since the summer of 86
SUPER KICK PARTY
>implying that being the biggest turd in a 3rd world bingo hall is worth anything
that's gonna be a big oof and a hard yikes from me, dog.
>everyone on the internet thinks it sucks
>yet the crowd is beside itself with glee
everytime
imagine being 5'9 180lbs and thinking you can be a main eventer.
If cole could sell this would be an alltimer but he just nosells when he has to go on offense
t. brainlet
learn some trichology dweeb
Gargano is a awful wrestler
mauro with his "come oonnn" unable to hide the state of this shit match after another kickout
DUDE SUPER KICKS LMAO
SHENANIGANS
refs buried
A FUCKING EYE RAKE
BASED
what is this garbage
LISSEN UP!
I AM SICK AN TIRED OF WATCHING MANLETS ON NXT COME OUT HERE AND SAY THEY ARE THE MAN. ADAM COLE, I AM GOING TO STICK YOUR HEAD UP JOHNNY’S FREAKIN ASSHOLE SO THEN YOU TWO WILL AT LEAST BE TALL ENOUGH TO BE ON THE MAIN ROSTER.
RED DRAGON IN WITH THE DOWNVOTE
Fucking ref no selling the bump by counting normally.
>Johnny Gargano is not a human. He's like a piece of iron.”
end this shit already
gargano's power level surpasses brock lesnar's
ASP FUCKING SEEETHING
You keep repeating this same point lol. This match is garbage dude
>spamming buzzwords
lol
buyer's remorse
buyers remorse is a pretty huge emotional dirver. gotta make sure everyone on instagram thinks you're having fun
What a shit match bros
HOLLA if ya hear me
This has been an enjoyable takeover.
Is this the world record for false finishes or something?
>le klckout man
>ref gets pushed in the ring by someone who interfere
>never remembers who pushed him
THERES A TOOTH IN THE RING LMAO
johnny hogan
seethin
Gargano is going to bury the entire undisputed era isn't he
why does the gorgonzolla pizza guy keep kicking up when he should be dead 3x over?
fuck off
is that a fucking tooth in the mat?
KONTRARIAN KUK
ASP SEETHING
everyone else in the world: happy
takeover no selling finishers
zzzzzzz
fake 5 star match desu
Le kick out man
> shitters think more false finishers = good match
HOLY overbooked
and people complained about cena and reigns kicking out of stuff...
Le 5 superkicks
Le supermove
Le shenanigans
Le epic kickout
Repeat
If this is true, he's a gigantic faggot for choosing that over NXT. Bloodsport or any of the other indies I can understand, but not Penis Party.
This is worse than Roman's worst "kickout" heavy match
BASED JOHNNY
did cole lose a tooth?
... YIKES
>losing by tap out after all that interference
YEAH THERE'S A FUCKING TOOTH LAYING THERE
Cringe shitter match
Fell asleep halfway through
ASP BTFO
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAITS THE BEST KIND OF NIGHT
go ahead asp work up the SEETHE
reddit wins AGAIN
>tfw Cole still won't be on the main roster
GARGANOESCAPE
fucking based match. contrarians will lose sleep over this, but fuck em
>You keep repeating this same point lol
It's literally the only point that matters.
WE DID IT REDDIT!
>BASED JOHNNY WINS
>YOU FAGS BTFO
nobody will care about johnny oregano now that he's not chasing the belt
why don't they fuckin kill him now there's still 4 of them
lol dude what if we just had everyone kick out of every move in the world?
hoping that this means Cole to Smack
Reddit match
one more run brother
*Kicks out at 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999*
based shit sleep schedule user
>40 minutes of deluding the impact and meaning of finishing moves
just another nxt main event
I will be disappointed if they dont invade ram on monday
BASED JOHNNY REDDIT
THAT'S IT! 3 Winners!
> Rikes
> Dean is a Cuck
> BEX3:16
Well done all.
Very cool of Johnny’s grandma to congratulate him in the ring
Are we all going to forget he was a heel literally like two weeks ago?
NXTs booking is shit
johnny won because he realised you can't kick out of a submission
These are the same people that cheered the Dillinger, I’m sure he would’ve made a great world champion lmao
Johnny balding
False finishes show that the stakes have been raised. A PPV power level boost is perfectly acceptable. If you don't like false finishes, please leave, they are absolutely the best thing in wrestling. There is no better way to show someone go the distance and win after a huge build.
The only thing terrible about this match was the commentary and the forced Michaels vs Hart comparison.
based bexchad
They explained that dumbass, watch NXT
>celebrating your championship win with your girl and blasting pop punk
kino
diluting* you illiterate cunt
No shit. It's the most simplest low iq booking possible
it's called WWE main event style. the same shit is gonna happen in Becky/Ronda/Charles
fuck off back to the bingos if you don't like it.
>deluding the impact
>deluding
holy fucking crinfe
Cringe
Shit match but look on the bright side
Johnny reddit is going to stay an nxt shitter forever
For another year at least until ciampa comes back.
based Johnny Feelgood
he was pretending to get close to ciampa so he could eventually catch him off guard retard
It's literally how every 80's fighting movie ended
First time watching SOIXT man that was awful. I dont understand why people think this is good
>ywn be hugged by your wife after winning the title
imagine actually thinking this
*KICKS OUT AT 2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999*
Nothin personnel, Yea Forums
>Couldn't beat Almas for the title
>Can't beat Ciampa for the title
>Drops the N.A. title to Dream in his first defense
>Fights off 3 guys to beat Cole
Hunter you're a shitty booker
This. PPV events are bigger and more important than a TV taping so there's more incentive in kayfabe to kick out of finishers.
>Gargano no selling all the offense he just took to celebrate with his grandma
Goddamn I wish this rat faced fucker could leave
> watch nxt
Kek no
I only watch ppvs
>All those kick outs
RUINED THE MATCH
>complaining about him no selling after just watching Cole for an hour
Easy
I CAN'T TAKE THIS FEEL ANYMORE BROS
I'M TURNING HEEL AND JOINING REDDIT
wait were they comparing gargano to the literal GOAT bret hart? where does that even begin to start?
Exactly. If you don't want to be entertained watch MMA.
Unexpected Ciampa
basedful moment
very nice of Johnny's mom to be there with him
>camera cuts away right when they hug
brilliant
Bros I wish Ciampa didn't suffer a career ending and potentially life threatening injury
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
> they literally threw away all those years of storyline in under a minute
WWE is shit
Tomorrow the same shits going to happen when the four whoreswomen close wrestlemania
uhhh werent they in a multi year blood feud
onions
>Ciampa at the end
He really is dead.. he's not going to come back...
Checked
>There is no better way to show someone go the distance and win after a huge build
imagine being this much of a mental midget. false finishes don't mean anything if you span them. all they do is bury the other guy's offense and show the audience how fake and meaningless the match is. less is more.
Candice is a snacc
based Johnny Reddit getting laid tonight
i guess ciampa's done if they're going to just throw away the continuity like that
he's dead m8s, you cant feud with a cripple
>immediate flair death exploiting
lol
yeah why aren't they keeping an angle going with a guy who won't wrestle for months if ever
desu Ciampa is fucked so they would never get any closure in the ring, this is the best they could do given the circumstances
Ciampa lost all of his heat the moment his surgery was announced, it's pointless to try and keep it going. Hell they wanted to end it here tonight but the main roster stint broke him
wait what. Why did they hug? Is Ciabatta's career over?
he had the edge neck surgery, he's probably done
>Johnny gets hit with Adam's finisher 10 mins in
>gets pinned
>oh okay, so if he gets hit again, that means match over
>3 minute later gets hit and kicks out
>kicks out
>kicks out
>kicks out
This sucked, no psychology
>Is Ciabatta's career over?
Most likely
WWMeme doesn't know how to create mid-match drama since there's no psychology so all they have is false finishers and big ending spots.
How can one person be this wrong? It doesn't bury anyone's offense. It shows that someone wanted it more. Johnny's willpower allowed him to power through everything and barely win. This moment has been built for like 2 years and to see him climb the mountain was great, and now, finally, plant his flag at the summit, was great. This isn't MMA. This is a fake fight where unrealistic things are allowed to happen to tell a story.
the live crowd was into it the whole time and was molten hot for the last 15 minutes of it.
contrarians eternally BTFO
>he doesn't know the meaning of psychology when it comes to fake fighting
Yeah cause the great big NJPW matches didn’t do the exact same fucking thing.
>This isn't MMA.
it's not anime either, junior. it doesn't make any sense. there's literally zero psychology. these guys are spamming moves that if they connected in a real fight would literally kill someone. one false finish in a 15-20 minute match is fine. a string of false finishes in an hour long marathon devoid of any psychology whatsoever is bullshit.
nah it still sort of works, it's obvious that the whole story was building to johnny beating ciampa and ciampa being like i made you the killer i know you are or whatever
They don't.
It was a one note shit fest, the willpower your way through the adversity thing only goes so far before reality catches up to you
Brooklyn is Summerslam weekend
Name 1 NJ main event with that many finisher kick outs. The comparison, omega/okada 4 had ZERO finisher kick outs.
>it's not anime either
Wrestling has always been closer to anime then real life...
>willpower your way through the adversity thing only goes so far before reality catches up to you
None of the story is real. They can do whatever they want. I marked out at every false finish. Stay mad.
50/50 and if he comes back it won't be for long
just got done watching it. fit the usual NXT pattern of two genuinely good matches (dream/riddle and cole/gargano), two boring overly long ones (tag match and uk match) and one mediocre match (womens match)
do you think he'll wear the belt?