NXT 5

Why did basler come to the ring with matt riddle?

Why is a man holding the Women's Championship?

me

I like Shayna. She seems normal and cool.

I want to fuck Jessamyn

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meme hair whip spot and a 450
that's about it

Why did they put all the hot girls in nxtuk?

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Hoss role

>Fingiebending killed the crowd

T-t-t-hanks Pete.

gosh i wanna make babies with shayna

Another heel

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why is hiroshi tanahashi in this match

time for a quick fap

I love you, Yea Forums

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3 men are competing for one in the Wrestlemania main event, get with the times

Is NXT finally a dead meme?

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where are they?

Well, your're right. I can do a 450 splash but not I can't use my hair as a whip.

who's the guy on the right?

fuck niggers

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Chose belair but don't want her to win at all

I want her to ram her first down my ass as Marina laughs at me wearing that weird mask.

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meme kiss spot btfo

Fucking based zips.

>porn star
>ugly goblina
>pajeeta
>feminist
No

Love you too buddy.

>the thighs on Io
wew lads

>smark crowd dead after 2 hours

7 hours of rasslemania btfo

She's adding about 3 inches to my dick

waddle on back you morbidly obese retard. nobody loves you and you're destined to accomplish nothing in life. kys on the way out.

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big tits are hard to wrestle with

What the fuck does Sky Pirates mean? Is that a reference to Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger?

you fucking incels will show women respect

shoo shoo bingo shitter

>a woman covered in spades iconography

Uhmm... b-bros???

Someone post Shayna choking out Manny

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! I AM IN CONTROL, *DROOLS* YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROL

Half of zero is still zero

CRINGE FOREVER CLAP CLAP CLAP

I hope wwe stop signing gooks, everything about them is cringe

Reminder that Shayna is 38 years old

Who's hotter
Kairi or Io?

back to your jannela thread /wooo/tist

you have these three all to yourself for 30 minutes

what do?

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>Is that a reference to Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger?
Are you a reference to virginity?

Why do all the Jap women wrestlers have kinda flabby stomachs. Is it japanese custom to just not work on your abs at all as an athlete?

Kairi

JOSHI PURORESU

Io, she's less visibly autistic.

I hope someone giffed Kairi's NANI!? face there

Thats it.

Im gonna FUCKING say it.

I have literally no idea what joshi means.

love that arm stomp gimmick

Play vidya

Io has by far the better body
Kairi has by far the better face

lick their pits until my tongue is dry

word to da wise: rememba pearl harba

fuck

this bitch from Hyrule?

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Imprégnate IO and anal the other two.

Impress them with a Dark Souls any% speedrun
youtube.com/watch?v=9Co_c4qaXfY

whats hyrule

Shayna

Io

I may be a virgin but no woman can ever accuse me of sexual harassment.

Damn, she looks great for that age.

>woman

How long till they try to lynch bel air with her own hair?

leave

>wymin

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consume too much rice and onions

make cute poses while taking pictures and ask for autographs

she's half black and half chinese
black don't crack and asians are eternal

She’s lez.

Kairi

I AM IMPRESSU

We go out for drinks and Korean BBQ then we make fun of the Koreans and then I use this bonding moment to springboard into a threesome.

hyrule my fucking balls lmao

>women’s “””””””””””””””wrestling””””””””””””

>western ones are shit
>eastern ones are good
Hmmmmmm

What if Zelda was a girl?
Based.

based /meal/

It hurts that I'll never have my heads between those tasty pale thighs

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When did Io get so fat?

ask them to sandwich my face between all 3 of their butts while they blast colossal farts until i achieve orgasm

Io look at that thickness

>all the spots are blatantly choreographed

why is it always the womemes

Shayna choking her out with it would be kino

I FUCKING HATE TOWER OF DOOM SPOTS

What if Zelda was a legend?

>those tatts
based non v chad

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A four way basically has to be choreographed.

spend about 25 minutes rotating face sitting, 5 mins each, Kairi, Io, Asuka, Kairi, Io
and then Asuka smothers me completely ending my life at its peak

Impregnate them all

cute japanese girls taking over :)

literally just 'girl'

Belair and Shayna have like 3 years of experience between them.

Why dont Io or Kari just lie down for each other

How can white woman even compete? Seriously?

Pretty sure she’s white and Asian

would have to wait till she is main roster for vince to try hang a negress

>babyfaces numbers advantages is the story of the match

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LMFAOOOO THAT METLZER AND ALVAREZ TWEET IS REAL

They actually think RICOHCET IS HURT

DESPITE TAKING A TOP ROPE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO A LEG DROP FROM A 300 POUND MAN FOR THE PIN

lol.

Why doesn't UFC do Fatal Fourway matches?

based brapchad

yeah i fucked that up

Based bookers booking this match at just the perfect time to refill my drink, make more food, take a piss, check crypto charts, take my dog out, and shave my neck.

It'll bring great shame upon their family I tell you what.

that would be kino

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so these girls are what the weebs are so obsessed with? I don’t get it

the japs understand only one of them can win right?

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sun tsu wasn't even japanese you fucking idiot

Sun Tszu says...

>Man who takes braps to face is man who cums in first place.

God dammit if it werent for these japs this match would be nothing

Because its not the hotel room after the show

because that would be entertaining

Io's belly and thighs are getting me horny

pit sighting

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Who are they rooting for in this match?

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8/10 pitty

>check crypto charts

kek

This.

This isn’t good

zzzzzzzzzzz

>all these threads about stupid ass autistic jap womemes
>they're worthless on all accounts

this board was a mistake

God dammit Bianca sucks balls.

Will Charlotte ever be do a moonsault like that?

It's a Friday night, and this isn't even the flagship WWE product
What's your fucking excuse for being here?

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>Made myself some food during vid/entrances
>Ate said food until right now
All that said because of these adorable japs its been enjoyable
Oh no

the mega powers implode!

>puts Manny out in seconds
>can't sleep an even smaller black woman
Fucking marks exposing the business.

>*SIRENS BLARE*
>SO TRADITIONAL
>ITS UNCONDITIONAL

How hard do you mark?

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>obligatory chink fight

These Japs are Pearl Harboring each other.

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This match is so fucking boring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I love the fact that Io isn't afraid to show off her creamy white bear legs unlike the other girls who all wear leggings.

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It’s only 9:00. Glad they started early.

cute anime girls

Watching these nip womans long time friendship dissolve before our very eyes is entertaining.

>all these shots of Shayna’s ass
*sniff*

kek

HOLY SHIT

of course not

I'm done marking for you Lacey, your gimmick never evolved so I don't care about you anymore.

that's a manly body, wtf

Does this guy really look stronger than a sassy black woman?

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Boomhauer - Shayna
Hank - may the best woman win
Dale - not interested
Bill - Kairi

TURN THAT NECK INTO SAWDUST

NXT finger bending action you frog faggot.

sun tzh lived in a cave and ate straw. strawwwwww

I couldn't pick up both of them bros, I'm so weak.

nigga dead

!!ALERT!! ASP !!ALERT!!

Target is having a BOGO sale on Japanese waifus!

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Shayna wins lol

Hahaha Basler is Based

HAHAHAHA THE STATE OF BELCHOKE

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That was pretty good.

Sky Pirates to main roster, hopefully.

when the fuck are they gonna take the strap off her jesus

cringe

BLACKS BTFO
GOOKS BTFO

Ah I took a shit, made some popcorn, made myself a drink, did my taxes and came back at the perfect time.

you look at too many traps you faggot

>that stiff as fuck DDT isn't the finish
cringe

That match only went for 16 minutes felt like 36.

>shayna still champion
Kill me

based Shayna is gonna pass Asukas regin

shayna isn't going up?

kek that result just killed a whole bunch of fantasy booking theories

>Kairi & Io both to main roster
BASED

lads.
FINAL CHANCE TO PREDICT HOW MANY SAWDUST TIER NECKBRRAKING MOVES JOHNNY GARGANO AND ADAM COLE (baybay) WILL TAKE

over under is UPPED to 6.5 after last threads bets.

she is literally half black half gook ya simp

SHAYNA BASEDZLER I LOVE YOU

LOST

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>doesn't like athletic female bodies
She doesn't tickle my fancy, but she's not even close to manish dude.

Hoy fuck this ugly bitch is never going to lsoe

Shayna won without jessamyn and shafir at least i guess

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did it? shayna can go up with the title

Already dead division is ding dong diddly dead.

Vince doesn't want her on the main roster

>Bought 3 bags of chips for snacks today for the weekend
>already ate 2 bags

:(

Based shayna

>Shayna is half-chinese
wait what the fuck

>black taps out
>qt japs don't have to job

BASED

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Based Target

Based Shayna

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at least this didn't went overtime

Yes

rip predictions

Shayna is half chinese

taiwan i guess

I don't like Belair but that double KOD was fuckin' wild. Its nice to have an actual power woman wrestler and not just fat bitches.

Fuck this Io deserved that win. This is fucking bullshit, this is like when Vegeta lost to Jiren

SEETHING

youtube.com/watch?v=jivQ5jQ_YpA
BASED SHAYNA

damn, Shayna is an Elliot Rodger

>the queen of spades
Uh...Mauro...

Here comes the Pepe

Io is ugly as sin

Based and fatpilled

they're clearing it for ninja warrior girl

Looks white to me.

That blond girl is a perfect example how white woman ruin their bodies

Was that a Josh Barnett namecheck, are they trying to sign him?

>shane match promo before main event
based mcmahon nepotism

boooo. Literally everyone else was more entertaining in that match than Shayna

Shayna is so ugly seriously wtf is the appeal

imagine just walking out with them right then and there

she's a product of a WMAF

Lads skipping the HoF

Turning it off now. Only the Reddit match is left.

Here we go, just 6 remain, 3 for each.

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She is also half German

>t. 56%

her dick is bigger than yours

As a gay woman, I can assure you she is attractive.

mauro and josh are close friends

>wrestlemania nxt
>all the us champs retain and all the teased feuds between partners don't happen yet
wow amazing

Women don't have dicks

Remember when Stevie Ray stole the T in Booker T?

I WANNA FUCK BILLIE EILISH

HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

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I got a cheetos jumbo bag

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>people actually picking Cole

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>they actually thought a japanese waifu would win

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I can't relate

The ones he faps to do

because she's a gnarly hard ass killer, her henchmen are just icing on the cake

Not everyone is a virgin simp that has to bend to the whims of their dick

You're a fucking gay woman, none of you are attractive.

well I guess I'll go get myself another cocktail.. I should have figured Baszler would win in a 4way.

>Here comes thigh slaps, no-sells, 300 finisher/big move kickouts, and overdramatic facial expressions

Hey Kairi lost so that guy from the other thread better start dilating his asshole for me.

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B A S E D

This comment right here officer.

a fellow gentleman of taste, i see

Why is anyone supposed to care about the Hall of Fame when they let anyone into it?

jesus two of the worst manlets ever main eventing, fuck me

Vanilla midget match

seething

This is like Ichigo Kurosaki vs Naruto Uzumaki

I said I was going to go on a diet today and I ate 2 cheese steaks today and am eyeballing a box of deluxe kraft macaroni and cheese. Someone kill me.

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Gargano has no facial expressions, dude. That's one of his huge weaknesses. He does the "surprised he kicked out face" and that's it

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>2 pins to win
Man this stipulation is always shit

Does she even wrestle on house shows?

BASED TOP CHAD

>overdramatic facial expressions
Can't argue with this

BASED BEST BABYFACE CHADDY GOATGANO MAKING SIZEKEKS SEETHE

I said I was going to stop drinking but just couldn’t make it through this without it.

What's deluxe about it? I never buy Kraft Dinner anymore because it's like $2+ a box.

big dog would booty blast BOTH these manlets!!

HOLY SHIT JOHNNY BASADO BTFO TRANSLETS

>Adam cringe baybay vs Johnny Fagano
What the fuck I thought nxt was good

swerve bro

What capeshit costume is Johnny gonna wear?

oh great it's adam cole

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THIS REDDIT HEART THIS REDDIT HEART

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jesus christ Adam Cole's head is as large as his torso

THIS REDDIT HEART

EAT FOREVER

That outfit is shit.

JOHNNY ANIME

> iron man gear
Holy fucking CRINGE

THIS REBEL HEART THIS REBEL HEART

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>people actually not wanting to watch Johnathon Gorgonzola suffer more.

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You are basically eating 2 times the portions plus the cheese is premade

WATCH OUT, FAGGOT!!!!

okay, this guy is already big time cringe ... leggo cole!!

OH NO NO NO

>Iron Man gear
>People have Iron Man Johnny Gargano signs

Totally not planted at all

HOLY FUCKING SOI

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jesus fuck that entrance gear is terrible

>tony stark
holy ding-dong diddly cringe

>those bearded faggots
FUCK I HATE NXT

GOAT theme

yes

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>Iron Man gear

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> this match has a combined height of 5’11 and 200lbs

THIS REDDIT HEART
THIS REDDIT HEART

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>THAT SOI FAT BALD BROTHERS
CRINGE

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Dude. Stop it.

You can make a change. I was 465 lbs 5 mths ago. Just crossed under 400 now.

ANY OTHER SCRAWNY MANLETS HERE

I BOUGHT HIS SHIRT.

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Someone please for the love of god make a webm of those neck beard E-Drones worshiping Johnny Reddit

BOOM!

Unironically kill yourself

New Manlet Order

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I was going to say, wow it's only 310 calories... but then I saw it's 4 servings.

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Damn that dude is skinny as fuck

Lads my mom just called Gargano kinda gay.

BURIED

>B O O M

BINGO HALL MIDGETS

can't watch this anymore its too cringe

wtf is she even doing on TV then? fucking Vince

Gain self respect, don't let yourself bring you down.

seethin cause they had no 3XLs in stock?

Damn is this the 205 live main event?

She's right.

...

ADAM COLE BAY BAY

> Johnny Reddit getting booed

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>losing to Dana Brooke on house shows

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My mom said Cole if fucking hot.

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>All those losses

>People booing Gargano

BASED

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and that's per 3.5oz serving and honestly who the hell is just going to eat 3.5oz?

you looked like a cuck bitch who would beg to watch a rent-a-bull fuck your boyfriend

mums are always correct in their rasslin observations ain't they

why you watching with your mom and not your boys

they had to give her a push before her rhonda match

im not really watching this, but the girl watch was more high energy and fun. is mens wrestling dead?

I'm so out of it after Walter and Dunne aka Match of the Night, watching these manlets fight isn't fun

nobody cares about Gargano and Cole despite H pushing them to the moon.