NXT 4

he's a hikki

>you're overweight

based fan

Walter could look insane if he went hardcore for 4 months and hit the weights and got a clue

"You're overweight!"
kek

fuck off bitch we're watching wrasslin

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>you’re overweight!
Based nxt universe member telling Walter what’s what

Cheers my fellow shitposting faggots have a happy WM weekend

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Too busy (taking the jews to) a (gas) shower

think he's legit pretty non homosexuality tho lmaoo

Very good now go away

These are the malformed looking Euro shitters that call us mutts....

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he's a disgusting fatbody

crowds aren't smart enough for limb working shit to work anymore

I want to see VALTER pop both of Charles's implants with a single chop.

Me too

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Months of hype for a debut and a 2 year title run leads to this Raw-tier snoozefest lol

This, they breed themselves into a Caucasian goblin race

>Almost 2 years of this fingerbending shit

Fuck I hate UK Wrestling so much,

I love you BOBBO poster

a rare moment where the nxt crowd actually isnt cringe

I want to see her penis

1. don't be a manlet
2. eat whatever but do it more than average
3. be kind of physically active but not too much

VALTER is strong af

I don't care about the fat, but the fact that it looks like baby fat is what bothers me.
Needs to hit the weights and/or have a deathmatch to "age" the body somehow. Could use some scar tissue.

PURE STRIKES

unleashing those pure strikes

Match too slow. Yawn. Bring back Ricochet this shit STINKS

either that or wear some fucking gear that doesn't accentuate the flab so much

What's Walter's gimmick?

>Pete dunne's strikes

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like, sweety.

>Dunn's punches

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based

Mom I told you not to suck my dick in front of my Yea Forums friends!

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never post again

Seriously if Walter worked out a little more and ate less papa johns he would be a beast

he hits you hard (but real not the fake kind lol)

Not your blog, talk about the wrestlers instead

>>>Penis Party

Tidy up your room, aspies.

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This is my favorite UK technique.

Based

why do women even wear bras?

i love her so much bros

I CHOPPA YOU
but German

Fuck you and everything you stand for

i told your mom not to suck my dick either, but she just won't listen LMFAO

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It's so bad m8s

euros dont like roidbods

This is the first Pete Dunne match I've ever seen. This guy is kinda terrible

That was a broken rib right there

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Ricochets too busy getting fucked by Black in the showers

>shotgun dropkick
based dunne pinballing like 97 hbk

DAT MATING PRESS

>breeding press pin
kinda gay

He's actually pretty good this is just a slow match

He's boring and the finger bending shit makes him a faggot.

protruding nipples are very disrespectful

THIS IS YOUR FINAL CHANCE FOR PREDICTIONS

HOW MANY SAWDUST TIER NECK DESTROYING MOVES WILL ADAM COLE AND GARGANO TAKE

over under is 5

it seems like it should be against the rules

Same. Nxt uk is a rib. Some Brit offended Hunter in the past.

cringe wewtist
based aspie

>This is the first Pete Dunne match I've ever seen. This guy is kinda terrible

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Is that the guy from Angry Grandpa sitting in the front?

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i like that it's slow. theyre laying shit in and making it count

mauros forced pop culture references make me want to commit

He looks like a fat lesbian without his beard

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Gargano alone will do over 5.

Imagine missing no legs kino and watching NXT instead

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>more finger bending shit

I can live with a slower match. It makes it different from everything else on the show

this is not good

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Wonder what Walters chops sound on an ass cheek

>setting over/unders with whole numbers instead of .5s
You're not gonna make it in the oddsmaking world kid.

Pickle boy

>Hellboy esque right hand

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i've literally been mostly ignoring him and it helps a lot desu

Walter's pretty based desu lads

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>bingo hall midget shit

nobody cares, faggot contrarian. go away.

its not the first time you seen him at a wwe show

>YOU GAY
>YOU GAY
>YOU GAY

Dunn's wearing bad fake tan...

How the fuck are you supposed to compete with /nolegs/?

just powerbomb the manlet to death lmao

Cringe

I've enjoyed the variety of the matches so far

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legit cringe

So no sharpshooter?

this

>Dunne with the twelfth finger bending spot

already saw that in smackdown circa 2003

it's been great. ignore the usual flood of limp dick losers who just HAVE to whine about things that are popular.

based likemindedchad

I hate this meme finger break shit. Fuck Marty Scurl

>stunned silence

Lmao

Based

NIGGA JUAT SNAPPED HIS FINGER

>Walter's fingies hurt

agreed

The finger shit is fine at beginning of the match but looks stupid once it’s this intense.

>Hurrr I bend fingurrrr
Is this how reddit wrestles?

doesn't ZSJ do this cringe shit too?

FINGER BREAK LMAO

>it's been great. ignore the usual flood of limp dick losers who just HAVE to whine about things that are popular.

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scamper around

It never fucking ends

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THIS MATCH STARTED AT 7:49 PM

ITS BEEN AN HPUR

also this looks like a real street fight

Is all UK wrestling about breaking people's fingers?

No you’re thinking of marty.

real fighters dgaf if their fingies hurt

>le bends your fingers man

t. limp dick losers proving me right. you retards are way too formulaic lmao.

holy christ

easily the worst match of the night. Only redditors like this match honestly

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BIG LARITOOO

I’m not going to lie I’m a military shitter and gym 6 times a week and I would gas hard as fuck doing one of these fake fights

Picture of genuine UK wrestling

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This big german looks like a fucking nazi

BASED WALTER

this match is like 10 minutes too long

It's also about faggot recipes and methmouth.

>Seeting WWE fag can't handle long kino matches
>only has the attention span for 5 minute Bork matches

rent-free

The riddle match was based bros

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ya seething

Honestly the best match of the night. Aside from the cringey finger stuff, feels more like shoot wrestling, slow moving, heavy hits and good selling.

If you don’t like this match, you’re Reddit.

Based Euros stealing the show and the weekend. Here's a tip Cletus, don't invite superior wrestling to show you up on your special weekend lmao

unironically enjoying this shit more than the flippy floppy meme

Did Dunne bodyspray himself before coming to the ring?

How long until The Ring General morphs into Chill Concrete Walter Vienna downing Stellas left and right

yup, they need to call him up and treat him right

What is the point of all the finger break shit if it doesn't affect the fat man's offense?

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This is fucking incredible

What's the difference between a lariat and a clothesline?

>WALTER signing with WWE for a thumb war.

Every time he finger snaps it makes me incredibly mad how stupid it is. Fuck the United Kingdom

HOLY SHIT HE JUST LAUNCHED HIM LMAO

HOLY SHIT NIGGER

>finger based offense
>it doesn't actually do anything or setup any signature/finisher
what's the point

Will this fucking match EVER END

You run into a clothesline, you get blasted by a lariat.

POWERBOMB

based Walter

splat

A clothesline keeps your arm in place while running whereas a lariat is a swing

3/5

>Finger shit killed a redhot crowd

Based valter

What

That may be the best match ive ever seen.

Its DUNN

REDDIT FINGER BENDERS BTFO

BASED WALTER

Now if only Hitler focused on the Brits in WW2 like this and destroyed them the world would be a better place

Best match of the night.

B R E X I T

AUSTRIAN SUPREMACY
ITS THE 1600s AGAIN BOYS

It hurts your opponents offense. In UFC everyone does leg kicks but almost no one uses legbars.

the UK belt design is classy as fuck, great looking belt

Walter is so gassed I would have guessed he was a brapchad.

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WALTER IS OUR CHAMPION

Based and redpilled match.

* 1/2

B A S E D
W A L T E R

DAS BASED VALTERR JAH

Meltzer will give this 5 stars

>dunne hurt walter's fingers like 20 times
>walter still chops and hits with no problem
UK meme wrestling everyone

BREXIT KEKED AGAIN

EU REIGNS SUPREME

He had tanner on or something, you could see how his hands were orange.

That was one of the worst matches i've ever seen at a takeover

It got very good that last 5 mins was based imagine a match this good at wrestlemania

meltzer is busy watching the penis party

congrats mate, great champ

I rather enjoyed WALTER, I might watch some NXT UK in the future. good stuff.

Final spot was DUMB AS FUCK "hey I'm going to put myself into powerbomb position, because you know, I like meme submissions".

it hurts significantly more than doing a wrestling move like a suplex or leg sweep with no ground based followup but nobody complains about them

My favourite snap of the match

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Thank God Walter doesn't do that shake hands and hug bullshit

Look at his man boobies jiggle

pretty shit match desu. Praise is mostly from contrarians I’ve noticed

****** in all seriousness

>Walter bringing back the Money Shot
based. I hope he asked Val Venis before he used his finish.

Really liked the parts where they beat the shit out of each other but the 20+ finger bending/breaking spots killed this match and made Dunne look like a total shitter who needs to get a clue.

youtube.com/watch?v=gKZRqe0Iyww

fuck this nazi MAGA tard

Not enough flips for ya?

Bro wtf... This was literally the best match I've seen in years.

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SEND KAIRI YOUR ENERGY \o/

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Everyone does leg kicks because it fucks your knee and they have to switch their stance/ lead leg

That was a great match. I don't care what you fags think.

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>chopping with your fingers
state of yanks

no wonder you can only enjoy 500 finishers shit

>shayna match is next

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based false flagging user

that match brought tears to my eyes. that rarely happens unless it's a childhood favorite epic. fucking NXT man.

youtube.com/watch?v=gKZRqe0Iyww

tfw walter

Time for based IO

>were 540 splash?? no lke gerrr

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Still in it. Now if Belair and Cole can win I'll see if I did or did not over bet on title changes.

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Finally the piss break, I really need it

>women’s “”””””””””wrestling”””””””””””””

PPVs BTFO

TAKE MY ENERGY

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flippy shit and finger offense UK meme wrestling are two sides of the same worthless wooden nickel

Tomorrow's Huffpo headline

>WWE wrestler Walter empowers and normalizes alt right Trump supporters

No matter how many work shitposts nxt takeovers are consistently based and have been since 2014

Walter is pretty fuckin based

Homo detected

>Asuka died for a shitty stipulation

It was a great storytelling match.
Just wish Dunn would cut back on the finger manipulation though. Just too much of it for my taste.

Brit here. You're welcome.

ON THIS DAY

F you blackman ill illegal watch whatever i want

low t detected

Holy fucking cringe

YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN MY ZORB.

EDGE PHOENIX

That went about 15-minutes too fucking long.

>Billie Eilish is 17 years old

How does someone like that get a recording contract?

>I hope your fingers get mangled you fucking cretin

i'm glad your country is falling apart

HOLY FUCK IT'S EDGE PHOENIX

>edge phoenix

Just fell asleep. Why can’t I care about UK matches?

fuck the uk belt, let's go jap ladies

I could actually see that

>he took her name

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gain taste

Based. I was thinking Asura vs Augus though

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okay pretty based crowd

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imagine watching some big fat retard beat an actual champion and actually liking it

>tfw live in Brooklyn
>decided not to go to this
>instead tomorrow am going to a MLS game and watching New York Football Club fight the Montreal Impact

are my priorities fucked up?

>have an incredibly hot feud
>add in charlotte
lol why is it so rhonda can avoid being pinned or somethign

Based Shayna I love you

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ZOOOORBIOUS

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Shayna sounds SO much like an evil Bayley and its hilarious

I can't get over how Shayna sounds like a 14 year old boy

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>Baron Corbin gets a semi-main event match for defending his title on Takeover and Kurt Angle's retirement match two days later

It's unfair lads.

I want to date Shayna, I don't even care if we fuck. She just seems like a cool gf to be with

twitter.com/GREATBLACKOTAKU/status/1108100209362563072

>oh HEEEEEEEELL NO!!

Niggers you are all blind, WALTER was gassed half of the match, Dunn punches were awful as always, meme fingers were in various occasions pretty dumb and final spot was FUCKING STUPID (hey let me put myself into powerbomb position for a dumb submission that actually doesn't count cause Walter is on the ropes).
3.5 at best.

hahahaha you sweet innocent little dummy

based WWE controlling the crowd to chant for something

BASED

Shayna's got a beautiful voice unironically, really a shame she doesn't sound like a man or more raspy

Bianca had X-Pac heat with me.

I hate Bianca Belair so much. I wish she was dead.

imagine the smell

>have incredibly cold feud
>add in becky

fixd

>picked Bianca
Am I fucked lads?

imagine liking UK wrestling

Anyone else honestly find Rhea hotter than any other women wrestler?

Why don’t chinks in NXT learn English

>literally can't speak english

Bazler's voice sounds like the VA for Thi Barrett from Rise of the Triad (2013).

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>Disturbed

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nope, enjoy watching the right person win and the usual horde of faggot haters seethe so hard they shit their pampers

She looks like a man you big gaybo

This

>state of those jap promos

kill me

KAIRI

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I find Shayna to be really cute. Like she's not pretty sure but something about her just works my heart

It seems like the only one that has a good grasp of english is Sane, Asuka is still shit at english

urtimate tweasule

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Can't unhear

Why is shayna so based lads?

How do you idiots not understand that Charlotte is there because its the first womans WM main event? shes Ricks daughter and not someone who failed into WWE. Shes there because of what the match is.
Becky is there because shes popular and MMA woman is there to sell tickets.

ITS NOT HARD

Shayna looks weird as fuck, like a baby or some shit

ha

I want her to get her treasure back but I don't think they will let her

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Fight and WIN.
Hope you tip your capo and remember to pick up a songsheet.

Shayna is the most likeable of all of them.

cheering for the pirate lady because she looks like a soul calibur character

Holy shit you can actually understand Kairi's english. How will Oldsuka or Lo ever compete?

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I clicked on the simp below you but she looks like a man you big gaybo

>Liking Kairi ovr Io

who from what ya pinhead beggin ya to partake in coitus

DUDE PIRATES LOL

No pop?

fuck off whitoids

Lo looks like a tranny Tanahashi and I don't like that

SHAYNA LOSES THE BELTS AS PUNISHMENT FOR SHOOTING ON MANNY PASS IT ON

me with the Japan flag

Shayna with the promo skills of a 14 year old in high school drama class

>crickets for kairi
LOOOOOL JAPS BTFO

basically this.

Jesus fuck how can a woman be so ugly, is shayna even a woman?

GIVE KAIRI HER FUCKING TREASURE BACK

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Anti-pop Kairi

If I hadn't partaken in coitus you wouldn't be here son.

....

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This desu

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She plays her character well, and her ring work matches said character. She's probably my favorite womeme wrestler desu

>Literally can't speak english

Ritelarry can't speak engrish

Ftfy user

this

>Bro what's her gimmick?
>She likes boats. A lot.

HERE COMES CHING CHONG MAKA HIYA!

They botched her music lmao

>THE N I G OF G E R

NO REACTION KAIRI

DUDE
LONG HAIR
LMAO

whos the jannetty

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brap

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

Memeing aside, does Shayna legit have autism?

Why are they still pushing the undefeated gimmick with Bianca when shes already lost a match?

Why is a 14 year old in this match?

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I want to kiss Io guys

The nigress looks literally like a monkey

based no sell mask

imagine botching your own entrance

Io A CUTE

no reaction for any of the women

Io Shirai is the most beautiful woman in the world

Because she's black

Damn this bitches entrance music sounds like a mega man stage

>Can't get her mask off
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Mask botch?

>Gotched

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kek Io botched her mask

Literal silence for the Japanese. Weeaboos BTFO

Rooting for IO lads

>females main eventing wm
>the smark hipsters have turned on female wrestling
>crickets x4
kek, the piss break is back

Io Shirai with the fighting game character select theme

Shirai got a pop

her gear is so fucking good

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damn kairi's thighs looking good tonight

>tfw stupid fat american crowd never pops for your favorite chinese wrestlewomen

You are because they're at the show and your posting on 4channel with us.

More character than most of the main roster

I've seen Jessamyn Duke's spread cunt.

>387 posts
>no new thread

HELLO?

Who are those thots?

Do you guys think Jezzamyn Duke would like a cuddle?

She could be my big spoon.

>all the non-japanese women are ugly as sin
man I'm not even a weeb but what the fuck

based misogynistic crowd

damn we might get pushed off of the Yea Forums catalog in about 2 months

>takes mask off
Isn't that like a criminal offense in Mexico? Why does she do it?

She looks like a ceramic pan.

...

>anyone gone make thread #5

Bazler loses and she goes up to the main roster to take the MMA murder machine spot from Ronda who leaves after WM. Ronda will intro Bazler on the RAW after WM as her heir apparent.

Its a mindset...she says

Shes an MMA women. You get bonuses to submission damage but lowered promo skills

new

i wanna make babies with shayna

I have the same appearance as Walter, even less ugly face. But he is on the grandest stage and I'm in my mom's basement.

>Fingiebending killed the crowd

>Isn't that like a criminal offense in Mexico? Why does she do it?
It's not an offense but it basically states your career is over

Shayna is fucking based

Sounds like WALTER is capable of making good life choices while you my friend are not.

IM STILL IN BOYS

>NIGGERS BTFO

IO IS GOING TO WIN LADS

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Imagine getting worked this easy

>>Joshi Puresu
>>I am impressu

True

Io almost tapped out to her own mask on the ramp before the match even started.

what is seriously the appeal of shayna, she's so boring and legiterally the most hideous fuck i've ever seen