NXT 3

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Y que siga la cumbia

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How will Vince book him?

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Our nig velveteen

Hopefully the lower card.

>Velveteen Dream is only 23 years old

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BASED ENTRANCE

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I love you, Yea Forums

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A motherfucking palanquin

QUE CHINGUEN A SU PUTA MADRE

UNBELIEVABLY BASED HOLY SHIT IM GETTING ERECT AND IM STRAIGHT AND RACIST

God what a chad

EL SUEÑO BASADO

Based Dream will BTFO this mayo

que chinguen la que te falta

>that faggot in the front struggling to hold up Dream
holy kek

based dream the only thing worth a shit about this whole show

THE AMERICAN MEME

>the american meme
what did ranallo mean by this

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>the first full black wwe champ will be wasted on a B+ player instead of being reserved for based Dream

>THE AMERICAN MEME
fucking Mauro I swear to god...

Is DREAM going on w/ the title or is he going down then on to the main roster?

>Velveteen will stay in NXT for 2 and a half more years after a year long main title run
He’s the best slow burn they have by far

>The American meme

>The American Meme

God I fucking hate Matt Riddle's look. That no kneepad barefoot shit looks so gay in pro wrasslin'

Unironically why the fuck did he say that

MEME

The Taima chat is absolute fucking cancer holy fucking shit, just went to a different stream but am turning off the plebbit shit after based Riddle's match. Spring Break is starting in 15 minutes!

GOD I AM OVERCOMPENSATING HOW GOOD VELVETEEN DREAM IS I AM NOT RACIST SEE I AM NOT RACIST

Based Mauro

Not gay but Dream is a pretty handsome man.

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Was Mauro always this annoying or has he just gone into overdrive since joining NXT?

He did just say American Meme right? Why mauro that entrance and dream was based as fuck just shut the fuck up when dream makes his way to the ring

Ref is musclier than the talent...

How does Matt Riddle maintain his physique while smoking an ounce of weed a day?

Taima is /wooo/ and squaredcircle (their hannel is hidden)

Cozy is Yea Forums

Cool story

Isnt that one of Bayleys attires

they should've never brought mauro back

worked

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BRO!

>Based confused erection user

They are a mixed bag desu I’d rather put up with that shit than anything r/dc related

Referee is literally a H1B poo

SWEEP THE LEG DREAM

He was watching Stardom earlier when that dogshit commentator called Hana a meme girl and thought it was clever

small comfy cytube room called totanonpremium

This looks like the perfect match to take a shit.

No he's not. He's a short dude with a gut

This match feels pretty gay.

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I feel like one of the only anons who's using TotalAnon.

Holy worked

Hopefully he'll force him to put some shoes on

N

these two are both based
i hope they main event mania someday together

based dream stomping the feet IMMEDIATELY

Based foot stomp

The only person they should allow to perform barefoot is asuka desu senpai

BASED

womens is on after this probably

>he did a back rake in 2019
Absolutely based

>that gay ass scream
why is this guy popular again

Velveteeen dream

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don't disrespect PajeetRef

DEADIE KEKUERRO

Based back rake

that gay ass springboard

this guy sucks

"What kind of bitch foot stomps?"
-Brendan Schaub

Speaking of shit they stopped doing, what happened to tests of strength?

>student of the game

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>RVD did a more obvious weed gimmick when the crowd was 85% conservative and was still massively over

God these commentators are so annoying with their British and Canadian accents. Why not get Booker T do commentary?

i can't believe i saw a back rake in 2019

It's like this dude is doing an ultra JUST cosplay

Is his gimmick that he smokes a LOT of weed

Someone save this negro

Velveteen Meme
M-E-M-E-S

>divegrass chants

The ring sounds squeaky

>NOSELLING GERMANS IN WWE

IM CUMMING LADS

RIDDLE VS. LESNAR

BOOK IT

Why don't people just step on his toes?

disgusting spit

>that's the difference between MMA and sports entertainment

Vince thinks this sounds normal

riddle going full heel tonight

He did you imbecile

This is actually a great fucking match imo but I can see how spot monkeys fucking hate it

dead crowd

He’s shoot autistic

Bruh, look at the guy, he's getting a dancing gimmick on main roster unless he switches up his presentation

Where are you watching?

No one will care about Matt Riddle in 10 months.

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Dream fucking sells amazing too

What does he not do well except be Brocks size

bro

im shoot high as fuck

This match is poo poo caca

>Btfoing both Kenny and Phil within 3 seconds

is this a double turn?

GTS

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Same, bro. Doing dabs. You?

are they turning matt heel

Anons, if I'm doing laundry in my apt building and our shared dryer has had laundry sitting in it for 20 min w/o anyone coming to claim it am I a douche for just taking it out and putting it on top of the dryer so I can dry my clothes since it's the only dryer in the building?

this is based these 2 guys are the future

B R O
2
S L E E P

BASED DREAM HULKING UP BROTHER

Lol hulk up

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HES HULKING UP BROTHER

>literally hulking up
Why is this allowed?

HULKING OUT

>BLACK MAN HULKS UP

NEW DAY BTFO

One more run, Brothet!

already called it 15 minutes ago you retards

HES HULKING UP BROTHER

BASED HULKSTER AND HIS IMMORTAL MOVES BEQUEATHED UNTO DREAM

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Do you guys think Ricochet and Aleister are tenderly fucking in the back now?

what is matt riddle's gimmick?

Velveteen dream is like WWE Shang Tsung, He steals the moves of better wrestlers

took a bunch of RSO and two dabs

i hope your night is kino my man

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not enough smarks chanting you deserve it for ya????

stoner mma guy

>Haitch telling Mauro to mention that DX is going into the Hall of Fame too
lmao

>Hogan inducting Beefcake
BASED

I dont think its tender

No, the person should've come to get their clothes

HOLY BASED DREAM IS /ourguy/ 1488

>corny brother that steals from multiple all time great wrestlers

that's a yikes from me

Tough spot for Riddle, Dream is just so fucking based and is super over.
They'd probably have done better being allies

>Dream hitting multiple believable double axe handles, and a back rake in 2019
Holy fucking based our /nig/

weed MMA

I've heard a lot about both of these guys but never actually seen them before
I'm a bit underwhelmed

Velveteen dream is the closest to my made up gimmick that my moveset is strictly every other wrestlers signatures and finishes

They'll be hangin and bangin tomorrow night brother

U need to get your eyes checked

It's not a bad match, but there's no reason it should be going this long.
Would honestly prefer one or two extra matches instead of having 4-5 epics.

I assumed it because of how fucked ricochets back must be right now but youre probably right.

Not enough flippy shit?

holy shit

Ibushi'D

GTA

Velveteen dream is a modern day ric flair

Oh I get NXT now. It's a place where no finishing move is protected.

>MATT RIDDLE USES ROLLING THUNDER

HOLY BASED

Okay I’m marking out hard

HOLY DUCK THEIR NECKS


BROS

STOP

FUCK AEW WHY DO THEY FORCE US TO MAKE OUR BEST GUYS NECKS SAWDUST TOO

Dream landed really fucking nasty on that suplex

ya seethe

BASED DREAM

DREAM
R
E
A
M

A black Ric Flair..it makes sense.

BASED DREAM GO GET EM CHAMP

/OURGUY/ DOES IT AGAIN

BASED DREAM

FUCK! Already lost!

too many kickouts desu

Whites BTFO

That match was good, But it was just do EVERY njpw spot/move you can think of

BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM BASED DREAM

Dude wtf every Dream match is him literally having to be murdered to lose or even murdered and still just win.

jake the snake was right

>Dat Isreal flag in the audience

They are always watching

DREAM DID IT

I forgot who I picked, but I'm pretty sure I'm out.
Fun match though.

D R E A M
R
E
A
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>WWE

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Damn good match. Now I can stop watching this shit. Enjoy your reddit show faggots

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Stream died. Dream won?

The california beach dude who is being hit by a car in gta.

NIGGA!!!

GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS GET FUCKED POTFAGS

Based Booking
If WWE is smart, these two are future stable co-leaders who end up having a long feud

>BASED DREAM DOES IT AGAIN

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based Dream but I got BTFO in the predictions

Does Matt Riddle really have one trippy mushroom tattoo and that's it?

He’s a cocky swagger heel bro it’s part of the gimmick

it's not like any finishers are protected on the main roster besides the RKO anyways

please dont tell me they shake hands and hug now

Reminder that If you thought Ricochet/Spoooky man tag match was better than dream/riddle you are r ddit

Hes that based. To beat the dream means something.

ironically the most indie style march ever. why do they even do this in nxt when it will never be applicable to the main roster?

Is every match gonna end in a fucking respect spot?

SHUT IT DOWN

>the absolute state of whitoids

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End of Days is the most protected finisher

A lot more people eliminate than the first match.

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BRO
WEED
LMAO

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this, all of these nxt takeovers are the fucking same

That is what Bret and Flair would do too.

he's ric flair

bro

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because its fun

Curb Stomp
Brogue Kick

Johnny turning heel tonight

based

Who do you think is taking over this year?

Not women nor nxt title.

Imagine how fucking kino Dream vs Cena would be

JESUS WHAT THE FUCK SHITS HORIZONTAL

First one unironically would never get blacked for being a complete asslet.

Called what lil fella?

fuck the respect spots, feuds are so shit nowadays

when are you going to put names in order so I don't have to scour for hours trying to find my name

Haitch is going to turn the main roster into this when he takes over so he's just working on his style of promotion instead of worrying about Vince's.

Brogue kick hasn’t been protected since 2015

Wow that papa johns pizza looks good is all pizza like that in America?

>pay for network
>still have to watch pizza commercials

He had his forearm out to absorb most the impact.

Post YFW Kyle O'Reilly turns heel tonight

KUSHIDA

>1st hour
>2 quality matches
>No bullshit filler
NXT Takeovers have been comfy as fuck the past what has it been 5 years.

>pay for network

That’s where you messed up

Kushida really doesn't fit into WWE

BASEDSHIDA

Of course the nip wrestler has a fedora

kyle would never, he's too pure

Hideo Itami is back?

When are they going to have a faction with all these japanese guys and have Kaientai 2.0?

KUSHIDA TIME

Based Kushida

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Based dream, is he still heel?

Based Walter

Reminder

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Dreams theme is so based

They're all supposed to be heels already, people just like them too much

It’s honestly worth it not to deal with the shit streams. I mean it’s ten dollars, who cares?

who's got a stream?
>inb4 lol network just 9.99
i'm not giving a senile old man or his feminist daughter any of my shekels

>KUSHIDA signed
Can’t wait for him to get jobbed out like nakamura and Itami

>pay $60 for UFC PPVs
>ads every 30 seconds
It's never ending with these paid events

calm down edgelords, there will be no respect spots in WALTER/Dunne

KUUUUUUUUSHIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is Pete Dunne based? I like his theme.

CHOPPY CHOPPY PEE PEE

Time for based WALTER

based match incoming

FATASS NAZI TIME

>turns heel

He's already a heel.

Just get 3 accounts with 1 month trials and every 3-4 months they’ll send you another free trial. Rinse and repeat.

>paying for media in this day and age

Seriously is there a wrestler whose name is just Walter? You guys unironically watch this?

doesn't help that they go out of their way to be "cool" heels

Redpill me on WALTER

>People being excited for Kushida
Did Nakamura and Asuka teach you guys NOTHING

>mac

Big lad with stiff chops
Proper lad

Give me.. water!

Walter is pretty much what every /pol/ poster looks like

big man who beats people up

Is walter a vegan like all the britcucks?

Holy Shit Hitler Rants Parodies lives.

What's next? Tourette's Guy

fat nazi who chops

Has Dunne's reign lasted two years because NXT UK was in flux for ages or because they actually wanted him to have a long reign?

>Biggish guy
>Potential Nazi-lite gimmick
>Choppas

Honestly, all the major chains taste and look different.

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Why doesnt Vince take note of what theyre doing in nxt?

If he just had the main roster guys do more random finishers and big moves, with some no sells in between, people would like their matches more

DAS MICHELINN MANN VALTER VILL EAT DAS LISSLE BUG PETAH DOON JAH

Here's your Walterpill.

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HES A BIG LAD

>These shitters are the best Shitrope could produce....

Austrian Samoa Joe
Big fucker that can work power and is technical submission boi too.

Damn hes from Austria just like Hitler

Two fatasses

SEIG

How come this Walter guy uses the Jaws theme?

the former, that plus everyone is a fucking shitter on that roster. can you imagine joseph conners ever being champion?

tfw I misread that Walter was australian and wondered what fucking fake accent he was doing when I first went to a show he was on

BASED FAT HITLER

BASED WALTER
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Papa John's is shit tier. Even Little Ceasars is better than that trash.

I'LL RIP OUT YOUR BLIND EYES

Walter is Dave Mustaine?

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>Pete Dunne has been champ 685 days

I think he defended the title maybe 6 times in that period.

WALTER looks kinda self conscious , almost like he realizes he made a mistake coming here
Maybe it's just me

>PETE DUNNE THEME

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kek

>Walter is pretty much what every /pol/ poster looks like
he's a 5'2" half-mexican?

Man who knew Walter was such a big fan of the Alabasta Arc

based digichad

Pete Dunne looks so much worse with hair and beard. His clean cut psycho look was way fucking better, he just looks like a hobo a la Daniel Bryan WMXXX

So he's basically Brocken Jr. from Kinnikuman?
Based

Walter looks nervous as fuck

Walter should literally be a street fighter boss, keep him in the UK region and any time there's a show in the UK have a percentage chance that fucking Walter comes out and chops everyone.

When did Finn Bálor become an nxt ref?

Walter is pretty much what every /pol/ poster wishes they looked like*

That ref doesn't give a fuck about his skin holy shit look how tanned he is

I want to have FUNNE with DUNNE

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>watching wrestling in the first place
LMAO LOSER

Pete would be so much better if he dropped the finger shit

>Walter has the same physique as me

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Walter looked nervous af in his entrance

Had to grow it to differentiate him from Rhea

Based

you show Drake Younger some respect user

he looks nervous, he's an austrian NEET who never wanted to leave the country

GYM TANNING LAUNDRY YA SIMP

BASED WALTER

I legit don't get people who call him Walter like he's a 90 year old man, call him VALTER for fucks sake

pics to prove

he's just overwhelmed at performing at a venue that holds more than 200 people

Based

He at least doesn't look like a butch lesbian anymore

beggin ya for a stream. i refuse to pay for this shit

Kayla looks qt tonight.

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It ain’t Jaws, it’s Dvorak’s Symphony #9

Did they accidentally shrink Vladimir Kozlov in the dryer?

I think her being a foot taller is enough to differentiate the two

is dunne like 5'5

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>UK *CLAP CLAP*

I want to roast you basedboys for chanting this, but us fucking british did it too at takeover blackpool so i can't even roast you

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cozy

IS THIS THE POWER OF BIG DADDY STYLE UK RASSLIN?

Walter looks like a plumber. Why not lift some weights ffs he would be a fucking machine. Fucking saggy grampa tits

"Shadow monster casting a sinister shadow"
Bravo, Mauro

Joint manipulation is truely the dumbest thing in wrestling ever.

Yes.

That costs 10 dollars

>he gives stephanie his money
lol fag

he spent most of his 20's filling his pores with flourescent light tube residue, i dont think he cares about UV rays

go and watch ANY daddy vs haystacks and tell me it's not kino

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It's free for the 1st month ya simp

yo this match sucks

>dunne is vegan
topkek

>we haven’t seen Walter this vicious since he executed the Jews during his stint as a Nazi camp guard

Come on Mauro, that’s enough!

Google 'watch wrestling' dumbass literally the first link

lol just get a job

Word filter going over again

Rhea is 5'8

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Pete Dunne: Let's go out there, we'll start slow and taper off

Bongs are disgusting to look at.

>tfw the same body as Walter

No one in Europe lifts

I want to say Walter has no personality but that autistic German attention to the match at hand is pretty much how Germans are

Likely closer to 5'8, he's billed at 5'10. Watler is billed at 6'4 and is probably 6'2. They usually give wrestlers 2 inches

based

I blame that finger spot in that Styles/Suzuki G1 match for influencing every indie shitter to do it.

There's some wrestlers I want to give 2 inches to

Look at this fucking ADHD piece of shit teenager wanting his constant flipping and consequent near falls

...

pajeettube is the shittiest stream of all time
my household incoming is is over $150k. i said i'm not giving the mcmahons my money, not that i don't have any ya limp dicked dweeb.

That is his personality

...

lol they've already ran out of girls and are having to repeat the unpopular ones for scenes

lol if you find this match entertaining. This is a fucking raw match

You're retarded dude