NXT gamethread #2

Win or lose, this dude goes home to fuck Zelina Vega tonight.

What a chad.

Is it true that no man is ever truly good?

So MemeXT is all about flashy, cringe inducing entrances and indie darlings with no substance.

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who /iconic/ here?

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Yo también te amo negro

Is Ricochet the most vanilla midget out there today?

Only in NXT, where Vince doesn't ruin everything

I didnt mind the draw bridge sound for blacks entrance though

youtu.be/2_JTzEppKy8

Sorry Zoomer

Everyone saying this is cringe is going to be wishing they were watching this once Sunday comes

youtube.com/watch?v=XikUokYwv24

Did that shitter beat AJ styles on the preshow?

If Hug/Boss doesn't retain, I hope they win.

>mauro is still alive

Yes. Even great people have done evil shit

Bell didnt ring and mauro already doing topical pop culture shit

Who the fuck is that?

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This is embarrassing I am going to watch Access Hollywood

the fuck are these gay romantic spots

Nah, I'm only watching for Riddle and I'm out
Fuck Mania too

>not metal
lmao
>shit metal
sorry no

gay

>viking character has a giant nazi eagle tattooed on him
that's pretty based actually

Based

dead crowd

Cringe

OH MY GOD CRINGE

HOLY FRE*KIN CRINGE

based

>match starts
>instantly bored

clean the wax out of your ears, MLWfaggot

I hate Takeover crowds.

>dead Crowd
turn your volume up nigga

War Raiders retain, obviously.
Kairi Wins
Walter wins
Dream retains
Adam Cole wins

Am I missing anything?

>ricochet acting like a kid everytime he sits with black
kek

When they gonna stop flip like monkeys and start fight?

>watching a Ricoshit match

Nah

Black is my favorite and i don't care if you guys make fun of me

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He was marking out for sure

based deafchad

Whats the point of having a big man gimmick when they allow a vanilla midget to throw you around effortlessly?

I as well love you black

based false flag user

I hate the modern redditor wrestling crowds

>already better than Wrestlemania
WE WON AGAIN, BROS

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Raiders are losing mate

I don't like tag team wrestling.

If the Raiders win I'm already out

user, Black is based af and you made a good choice

Half of them probably worked half days today or up til yesterday and flew all morning to get there.

gosh the amount of size gueens in this thread

Kari is eating the pin, she already had 4 rematched with Shanya

This crowd is rabid. It's up to the wrestlers to keep them into this.

You are fucking pathetic. I bet your parents cry themselves to sleep over their pathetic unemployed son

based choice user

>Bring out the tar...

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>Kairi Wins

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What's happening in the crowd?

alright fuck this shit, where's based dream

Fucking Stardom was better than Mania when they were halfway through setting up the ring, it's not really an achievement

Had to run to give my dog his diabetes shot.
Miss anything good? Crowd sounded hype.

Someone just got throw out of the arena

No one cares about size, Ricoshit is just a charisma vacuum.

what are the crowd chanting to?

who are they chanting at?

Why not?

did someone just show their tits in the crowd?

beachball like always

don't tell me they confiscated a beach ball

So did someone just get thrown out?

what bingo hall is this?

Who dunn goofed in the crowd

HOW DID THE SHOW START LADS

JUST GOT HONE
WHO OPENED

Barclays Center ya seether

Its the RAW after Mania already?

The bald lad is the one plowing Sarah Logan right?

When I turn out correct you're going to have to let me fuck your wife

THIS IS FUCKING BASED
BASED FUCKING HANSON

meh. at least this is the opener

should only get better from here

twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1114306000016891904
no it was a light

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DING-DONG DIDDLY STRONG

Legit surprised Ricochett got that fucker up.

fuck Mauro

Ok, that was legit impressive

what the fuck

Mauro is the worst fucking thing on this earth

this opened. you just missed black and rowan chain wrestling and everyone doing flippy dodges and standoff

WHAT THE DING-DONG DIDDLY

>ciampa breaks his neck trying to lift sheamus
>this tiny nigga lifts that big fucking hoss

NICE TRY NUJAPAN SHILL
THIS IS A BANGER

Should i rather play vidya?

Looks like Black is turning heel on Richochet tonight. Sunday they're replaced by the Hardy Boys

RICOCHET (175 POUNDS) LIFTING A FAT MAN (345)

HOW MUCH DOES THIS GUY WEIGH?

Hanson doing flippy shit.
Based or cringe?

BASED FATASS

AE-DRONES SEETHING AT THE QUALITY OF THIS TAG MATCH KEK

what the fuck is going on

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AJ styles vs. A man dressed in gold. The man in gold squashed AJ and won a million dollars. No I am not making this up

BASED

Hes 190 you faggot

And when she doesn't I'm going to fuck YOUR cute little butt.

Does Ricochet have a clause in his contract to have a sequence in every match to try and recreate that one with Ospreay?

Nxt fans are m8

HOLY DUCK THEIR NECKS

why are they ACTUALLY bumping them to SAWDUST

the greatest promotion in wrestling is proving it

Based. Flippy shit is ok when you're a fatass.

BLACK IS BASED

Flippy Hoss shit is Yea Forums certified

I turned away from the cringe after they sat down together has it got more or less cringe?

Realistically he's probably 150

Ricochet is crushed

Based bi-polar Mauro working you into a seeth

Wrestling fans are m8

the fat guys are flipping around its based as fuck

Preshow doesnt count bro

fuck off

That whole sequence was based

I cringe every time Renallo says something.

>fight forever

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>FIGHT FOREVER
C
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>the bumping necks into sawdust is real

Fucking cringe at this no sell flip shit.

>sponsored by Papa Johns

Well I aint watching this racist shit no more

God I fucking hate these reddit crowds

Fucking based Top user.

It took a while but it's watchable now.

Incel NXT Haters are in a tizzy right now. This is fucking based as FUCK.

cringe post

More, there was just an unironic "fight forever" chant

cringeworthy match
cringeworthy commentary

HOLY FUCKING BASED FATASS

TOR.

PAY.

SEW.
A.
SEEEEEDAAAAAHHHHHH

What THe FUCK ITS CALLED A SUICIDE DIVE.

is that too NON PG FOR YOU WWE?
fuck this show

FATMAN FLYING

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BASED FATASS SAVING THIS MATCH

I hate this fatfuck neckbeard so much

Based match

this match sucks

HOLY CRINGE!
HOLY CRINGE!
HOLY CRINGE!

Based

>Tiger drop

I'm shocked Mauro didn't call it a Puma drop with a massive wink to the camera

>mauro asks what is life
Damn man

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Flips are only cringe when they're super obviously choreographed anime shit

Imagine being so onions that’s you don’t like this

I love when these fat big guys tries to do this flippy shit early in their career and later their knees suffer due to it

it's literal indiefags furious that their best wrestlers were poached
deal with it faggots

I hope Mauro goes Kurt Cobain in the hotel tonight.

Fuck.

I wanna see The bludgeons come back and fight Heavy Machinery and War \Raiders now. Im pretty sure Odin will come back from the grave for this

All of Ricoshit’s are.

Based as fuck

He needs JBL around to keep him in line.

So was Jake The Snake right when he said everyone does flippy shit and high spots because they don't know holds and how to tell a story?

Calm down JBL

It's insane how much height Rick O'Shea gets on his top rope shit

>not treating mauro like white noise and focusing on this fucking ROCKER of a match
rent-free

Imagine being so garlic that’s you like this

Hitting water wouldn't hurt Mauro.

It's liquid you dumb fuck.

RICOSHIT'S BACK IS FUCKING DESTROYED

reddit BTFO

Based fatass is the only good thing in this match

Didn't go out on Match 1 hype!

Activate the Yea Forums sleeper cells in the crowd to take out Mauro

that was the most entertaining tag team match i've ever seen

Oh my god that was cringe. Does it get better or worse?

What the fuck does a signature move by Sheamus have to do with anything?

Too bad Vince will tell Hanson to cut that flippy shit out if they ever make the main roster.

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4.75 meltzerflakes

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BASED FAT ASS
clearly the Michaels of the War Raiders

thank god that bullshit is over

Based fucking Mauro working the aspies with excellent commentary

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Blackochet winning main brand titles confirmed

Wow! I totally didn't know that was going to happen with Rick and BLACKED already on Raw! What a great match!

Vince loves Flippy Hoss shit what are you talking about

>WAR WAR WAR
C R I N G E
R
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Here. Looks like my prediction is coming true.

****.25

>hey fat guy stop doing shit your body frame can't support otherwise my investment will fuck up

Based fat lads sending skinny redditshits packing

Ricochet is fucking dead. There goes the Mania match

HAIL SATAN

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Where's the link for the Mania predictions?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Hello 13 year old I am happy that you like wrestling but could u kill urself m8

is the pay per view over? Was that the main event?

KEK

>hand shaking flippie face numales when you have the viking rape gimmick

Tired of this gay hugs and handshakes shit

>does a 630 into the mat in your path

Ricochet not making it to 50

How do you handle unexpected moments to happen?

does this fag has a schedule of the whole show?

>Bryan Alvarez
>knowing jack shit
Pick one
he's another seething indiefag like half of the simps in this thread

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

*you're

I can't wait until Vince dies

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST BASEDCRINGE SHIT I EVER SEEN. ALL THE FAY GUYS NEED TO DO IS TIP FEDORAS TO MAKE IT WORSE

If he ain't, Ospreay ain't making it to 35

>grinds his neck to sawdust before mania payout
Why would you do that?

I put Black and Ricochet cause I thought it would make them look weak to lose this and then make the main roster look even worse when they win the titles there

what a mark
if he were hurt, he wouldn't have been the one to take the finisher

>36 minute match
>went home early

Never right

What the fuck is this gay shit?

lmao @ cuckochet cryin

cringe

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>crying

why would anybody predict B&R after they got on the Mania card?

Vince is the only one keeping this shit show alive

Why is Richoshit shoot crying?

these motherfuckers are really still in the ring....... get the fuck on with it already holy shit

*tips fedora*

Well these two are gone from NXT then

>literally crying like bitches in the ring

This is fucking embarrassing

>YOU DESERVE IT
they fucking LOST what the fuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww

Have fun getting buried on the main roster!!!,,,

They deserved to lose?

>you deserve to lose

Based crowd

Fuck off already cringelets

DAMN NXT LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

Batista is so based bros. Fuck Hunter

They're leaving NXT ya ding-dong diddly goofs

>you deserve it
what? they deserved to lose?

Cause vince is gonna bury him

Aleister needs to be hog tied to a truck and driven around town for being the faggiest satan cosplayer ever and that should mean something.

They deserve what???

Reddit sóyboy numales have ruined wrestling

See

Does every NXT Takeover match end like this?

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guys, i know you haven't had emotions since daddy held you down and raped you, but it's actually okay to cry

He got hurt and the faggot knows he will miss WM now

>main roster is such a shitty place to be that you're driven to tears when you get called up full time
lol

To get called up, you literal autists

oh that makes it good and not cringe then

HUNNER.... KISS MY ASS.

TO CRNGE

>O-OH NO....RICOCHET IS HURT!!!!

>TAKES A FUCKING TOP ROPE 340 POUND MAN CRUSHING HIS NECK INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE FOR THR LOSS

Im fucking seething. Alverez and DAVE are fucking CANCER to this industry.

based retard Yea Forums not knowing the crowd means they deserve to be called up from NXT

It's a shit argument because they've been on the main roster for a couple months already, btut you could've gone with the "featuring up and coming NXT champs angle".
Still, War Raiders winning should have been pretty obvious.

HUNNER

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It’s their last match

Am I the only one thinking on Yea Forums that thinks this might be the best WM since 31 by far?

look it's White Nia

More like Reddit Takeover

The official main roster call up. Weird though since I thought all the NXT viewers knew that their guys die off after the call up is made official.

simps not being smart to the business

TONI STORM I'VE SEEN HER PUSS BOYS

Wtf are those two slags?

MAN THE HARPOONS

There are too many matches. It will be shit guaranteed.

Yes. The card looks like a house show card

>Piper Niven

Yeah, probably

Me too user, me too

well considering your career is basically over once you go to the main roster I'd say let them have it

AHEM

kek

Jesus fucking Christ you embarrassing marks

Glad Riddle is next, so I can stop watching this shit

shut the fuck up suck my DICK

Share my man

British 10s

>Piper

I wanna go down on her so bad.

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do you fags at least try keep up with the shows instead of having no clue on whats going on ?

I WANNA FUCK BILLIE EILISH

Jesus christ toni got FAT

Is Velveteen Dreams gimmick that he is a homosexual?

Time for based DREAM

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BRO WEED LMAO

Google brutha

He’s like a more masculine Prince that can beat your ass

No his gimmick is that he's BASED.

If piper lost a few more pounds i could smash it with no hesitation or regret. She got a cute face

>35 years old
>BROOOOO
Fucking CRINGEEEEEE

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>caring about MemeXT
el o el

>wanting to go down on Rowdy Roddy Piper

Faggot

LE WEED MAN

She's 17 you pedo

I just can't take Riddle seriously man, he sounds like a fag. He sounds like more of a fag than Dream and Dream is actually trying to sound gay

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based Riddle speaks like my drugdealer that smokes an oz a day

Ahh what happened to Matt "Probably why their ratings are down" Riddle

THEY DESERVE TO BE CALLED UP TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW THANKS FOR LISTENING TO THE FANS VINCE YOU DESERVE IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

Riddle's character is so fucking shit lmao

Is this the first time we all root for a black lad over a white dude?

>you will never fall asleep using piper nivens big belly as a pillow

>fag gimmick vs boomer dude bro
what the fuck am I watching

It's too hard for me to keep up with

He's prince

I will post that in a seperate thread tomorrow.

Well in any case of DQ or neither man winning or someone being added to the match or something unpredictbable, we scratch the match.

Excessively flamboyant based straight man who delivers in the ring and is completely his character. Dream is based.

Legal here fucker

Matt Riddle can shoot knock all of you out.

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

Its Prince mixed with the Macho Man

This is a rarity, a match without an obvious winner

This is the gimmick they gave riddle? What in the shit

>is gimmick is that hes a GTA character

God Matt’s theme is shit

Riddle's music is fucking shit

I...is his gimmick just...

Smoking a TON of weed?

>barefooted
Imagine the smell

Too gay for you bro?

Take a walk, bro

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Riddle is a very handsome man, no homo

Is Dream shoot gay or am I being worked into thinking he's a gay guy with female valets?

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Fuck I hate every single thing about Riddle, and he's gonna beat based Dream too.

ITS SO BASED

USA USA USA

D R E A M

BASED DREAM HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

...based?

There is only 2 pics, no puss

Riddle is going to win
yeesh guys, get a clue

...

>female valets

Get your eyes checked bro

BASED

BASED

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That's the thing about low expectations, usually pretty easy to beat them.
Doesn't feel like a big show though. Hope I'm wrong.

BASED DREAM

>Black KANG being carried by cum skins

pottery

>gay nigger

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>nigga enslaving whitoids
oh no no no

Will Vince fuck Riddle? Riddle has size, legit background, charisma, and a good look.

BROOOOOOOOOO
Pack a bowl bong hookah or dab rig
Smoke a blunt or j its BRO TIME BRO
Also damn Dreams NXT Takeover entrances are based as fuck.