Pre-Show soon.
>NXT Championship match: Johnny Gargano versus Adam Cole
>NXT North American Championship match: Velveteen Dream versus Matt Riddle
>NXT Women's Championship match: Shayna Baszler versus Io Shirai versus Bianca Belair versus Kairi Sane
>WWE United Kingdom Championship match: Pete Dunn versus Walter
>NXT Tag Team Championship match: War Raiders versus Aleister Black and Ricochet
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>outlaw shit
>Developmental shit
>nxmeme shit
why are Black and Ricochet a tag team now?
Tattoos
I'M GOING TO WATCH THIS INSTEAD
fucking cringe
Why are WWE Superstars Epic nap man and Flip shrimp mullato on the card?
what time does it start? i'm wathcing the current boiler room set right now.
hop in the chat it's pretty lit, they are in paris tonight.
youtube.com
How many bongs til main show?
one bong
tri boxing this, NXT, and Spring break
Since it's mania week should I cave and watch hot dog divisions big show?
Is it a gateway drug to nu japanlet wressu league I only consume the highest forms of WWE entertainment currently.
im ready for this weekend
>Unironically flexing a CBD Gummy
>Not even THC
>edibles that won't even get you high
literally why?
I'm not home how long till the main card starts?
based Pat already shitting on that rodent
starts in an hour
Its usually a pretty high quality show since Vince and 30 writers dont constantly interfere while trying to please sponsors for WWE baby food afraid it will make the 6 month old and parents of 6 month old demographic cry
Shit
ya jelly?
>Its usually a pretty high quality show
so, you mean indie flippy shit?
I'm sad and lonely
Riddle vs. Dream is going to be outstanding if the house shows are anything to go by
the only real flippy guy on the entire card is ricochet desu
no, I have real weed
Why hasnt he shaved his head yet bois?
face the fact's that wwe is more flippy then the indies these day's
Hes a jew he doesnt care how hideous he looks
How isn't Pat McAfree in Corey Graves' spot? He's great
they hinted on twitter about a possible hair vs hair match against Pat
the fuck why is it friday
Hunter was afraid of NJPW
Because HoF is Saturday
>>Ticku tocku Borocku
What did Kairi mean by that?
i'm glad it is. I wanna get drunk for this and Mania, tomorrow's hangover recovery day
>Afraid
Reminder that NXT doesn't have more tickets on the secondary market unlike G1 Supercard
If it were an absolute emergency I would probably have sex with Kairi
>calling three non-whites "animals"
whoa there Shayna
>championsip
>tweasure
Kairi makes my heart hurt
GIMME A FUCKIN LINK
DUDE WEED
>he actually believes this
lmao
>not dropping 10 bucks for mania month
yikesola
Charly is a cute
Imagine being a cute lesbian, man. Life must be great.
I understand why trannies do what they do, or at least TRY to do what they do before killing themselves in failure.
WALTER has the GOAT theme song
Why is walter such a fatty, lads?
Walter is Koslov not done like shit
WALTER would look good with that belt
Why do jews look so subhuman?
He just debuted, my dude. Give it a year or two before he's having a food fight with Braun.
I don't get the Walter hype, dude looks like a typical soccer hooligan
based vic
he looks like a humanoid toad
how is Walters english?
Based Big Dick Vic
its his chops
Who's the Vic guy?
They had the izzy pedo in the hype package for the tag match.
205 Live/NXT UK commentator, he's pretty good.
Why do i feel that the war raiders are going to be the new Ascension when they get to the main show
he commentated the halftime heat with HBK, that's all I know about him
he cute tho
>watching NXMeme
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY CRINGE
I hope riddle beats meme in under 5 minutes
why can't the main roster pre-shows have bants like this
bro that's cringe bro
whatever happened to peter rosenberg ?
So considering the Jewfro is this a grown up Stan and Kyle commentating?
undisputed caw is so awful yikes
worked by effective heels
Plebbit probably ate it up
>heehee so randum and quirky
>STEPHAN T. BENSON
is that Carter?
Playing on PS4? AJ is gonna lose his shit again.
>a fucking 2k19 match in the preshow
The fuck is this? Why is there random "e-sports" on a wrestling stream
>Corey Graves
based vidya. this is cool, hope they do this more often with the rasslers
BASED E-SPORTS MATCH
what is this and why is it in my wrestling?
>zero pop
kek
Cringe video game nigger ruining another show.
stream anywhere?
I don't want to reup my sub for the network but I might just have to give in
E-Sports ya ding-dong diddly simp
>some fat nog playing vidya with AJ in an empty arena
so this is the power of WWE...
allwrestling.org
WHO IN HERE LIKES VIDYA GAMES
theyre the best
>Austin Creed
Stop exposing the business you fucking retards!!!
based big dimes benson working the obese video game smarks
>he doesnt have the stolen accounts
I CAME TO GAY
>While you play video games in your mom's basement Woods, I'm balls deep inside Carmella
Holy shit Corey.
there's no way AJ can beat this guy 1v1
Hopefully they program in some cheat codes for him
poorfag
BIG UP to my fly Austrian badass Walter going over that beta numale granolahead faggot Petra Dunn
E-sports for the E-drone
VINCE. STRAP. NOW
>aj styles in a nxt arena
huh?
I cant watch this. But I cant stop. This is honestly the worst thing i have ever seen.
is this a work or a shoot match
>LIKE YOUR HAIR!
Since there's always someone who asks, here's the link to the predictions.
WTF am I looking at?
He already fucked Paige who was 1000 times hotter than Carmella, now with their fucked up botox lips they are both shit.
What about when Chucky from the horror series "Child's Play" was on WCW?
fuck sake just bookmark taima.tv
Based heel work
HE'S READY FOR THE STRAP
Ok this is kind of based.
This guy is SHOOTING FIRE
>better heel than most of the roster
HOLY BASED
This is the cringiest shit ove ever seen.
TFW NO GOLDEN BOY ON FRIDAY NITE SMACKDOWN MAGGLE
This dude is dressed like a nouveau riche due from Yakuza.
this is omega cringe
imagine a promotion letting some fat spic nobody trash one of your top stars like this on live tv
Way to start a show off hot, so glad I didn't call out work today to get to NYC early
>some random jabroni has better mic work than 90% of wwe guys now days
I was there for that. Rick jobbed to the doll on the mike
>hurr durr anyone gettin kinda bored???
way to make an awkward segment just that much worse Corey, jesus fuck
im marking the fuck out for golden boy give him the strap vince
BASED BORK
So what are the chances the game is rigged in AJ's favor?
LETS GO AJ
ESPORTS
S
P
O
R
T
S
>AJ Styles plays as AJ Styles
>I was there for that.
Based user seeing wrestling history take place
Adam Cole seems based irl.
>not playing as a downloaded Benoit
Just tuned in.... who the fuck is this Golden Voice faggot and when does the wrestling start?
The promo was awkward especially graves interrupting
>Golden voice has a live mic
HE'S GONNA DING-DONG DIDDLY SAY IT
This coildnt be as bad as Seth jobbing to Dakota Kai in League of Legends because nobody bothered to tell him how the game worked
20 SEC SQUASH MARK MY WORDS
this is based
I hope it glitches out
AJ is slowly turning into Billy Ray Cyrus
Can I get a kino screenshot of this epic matchup
should've been a Madden tournament final but Madden 19 is fucking trash
Who the fuck is Golden Voice?
He's the newest NXT indie darling
Corey is ding-dong diddly cringe, what the fuck bros I thought he was supposed to good
Imagine if wrestling fans still popped like they do in the video game
I MIGHT BUY YOU A NEW WARDROBE HOLY SHIT THE FIRE THIS SPIC IS SHOOTING WITH
>scripting aj smashing the controller
gay
This is a squash match.
Is that game any good?
AJ SUCKS HOLY KEK
HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET TALKED INTO THIS
PLAYSTATION FUCKING SUCKS
Its still in tutorial mode
AJ is terrible at video games, so this isn't surprising.
>they are working a vidya game
AJ doesn’t even try to counter this guy. The fuck is this?
>mfw edibles have kicked in and took a big boy dab
>mfw this is just making me laugh
>mfw lovely PNW day
>mfw RE2make, Borderlands, and FFIX
>mfw comfy stream
>mfw posting on Yea Forums with my bros
>mfw reminiscing about watching WM22 on PPV with my older brother
>mfw Edge/Foley kino and Mickie James finger lick
Seriously it was my birthday and one of the worst nights ever.Warrior ranting incoherently Goldberg squashing a jobber to defend the title in the middle of the show and the announcers area catching on fire during the commercial break
for pc yes
Aj really hates PlayStation controllers
Does the game actually pause mid match to pop up tutorials?
XBONE BABIES IN RUINS
Mom’s basement BTFO
AJ is so fucking salty when he loses at vidya.
>AJ jobbing in vidya too
million dollars wtf?
>xbone user
have sex fag
based big dimes Benson shooting from the hip
>AJetty demolished in a squash on the preshow
OH NO NO NO NO NO
he is a shoot 40 year old dad with old man reflexesx
Holy shit Golden Voice promos better than 90% of the roster, and everyone else is this segment was cringe
y'al think he'll get the money 4 reals
AJetty BTFO
LOL arent Brock's stats way higher than AJ's in that game?
>inb4 he gets mugged
This guy cuts a decent heel promo
that might have been the biggest mistake WWE has ever made. what the fuck were they thinking
Holy fuck that crowd burying this shit segment, imagine paying hundreds of dollars to watch AJ Styles suck at video games and Xavier Woods dance around in a pancakes onesie
That will probably be better than half the mania matches
Based Golden Voicechad working the marks by making more money in 3 minutes than they will ever earn in a lifetime.
I don't know if it's a million at once (which he'd pay taxes on) or some 25 year annuity shit.
doesnt brock have the highest statsin game
Predictions boys??
It could be anyone, AJ sucks at video games. He had no chance
so this is the guy who had the belt almost as long as brock?
it is New York kek
They're in Brooklyn, not the Bronx
Not much higher but yes. However, if you’re even just a casual player who knows how to reverse and kick out then you can beat Brock with AJ
that golden guy cuts better promos than wwe's top stars
>watching nxt after dusty died
It's a mistake.
>Predictions boys??
Penis Party will be better, David Arquette is wrestling.
AJ making a mom's basement joke after getting squashed.
Based or Cringe?
Charly's hairy arms!
With big companies you can normally chose the lump sum or the annuity.
The lump sum is always better if you have self control, you can invest the money in the meantime
tfw no charly thickuso girl friend
I wanna cuddle charlie.
cringe
only won 1 million dollars of vc for that game kek
AJ lost a lot of luster for agreeing to do this. he knew full well he couldn't beat a pro gamer
>redneck who grew up in a trailer makes a mom's basement joke
based or cringe?
Cringe he and graves were salty
Thoughts on NXT backstage interviewer, Sarah Schreiber?
Slipknot is still a thing?
What the FUCK was all of that shit lmfao. Guy didn't even react to winning $1m.
New York doesn't really have crime anymore especially not Brooklyn. You could walk around most of Brooklyn naked with hundred dollar bills glued to you and all the white/jew/chink/high caste brown residents would do is be like "DAMN BANKSY'S NEW PROJECT LOOKS LIKE THAT?!"
This is city is so fucking gay now
>the 2 biggest losers in NXT
E-drones think this is good booking
fuck me
the match was a work, he knew he already won
Cole really needs to hit the weights.
hey guys.
kassius ohno.
>He's hungry
>I'm starving
Why didn't Johnny sign with AEW?
Basef
God modes like Brock and Ramen against a cruiserweight like AJ? of course that would happen
Ohnonono
Have you been to Brooklyn, or even New York, this decade?
how much is 1 million in kayfabe?
>the big money match
haahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahhahahhahahah
I can't believe wrestlers named "Tommaso Ciampa" and "Johnny Gargano" think they will ever have a legit career in the WWE
Because he already won it last time. You thought he even believed for a minute he'd lose to a dude with an actual career?
oof
f
mfw Candice BTFOs the manlets when they interfere
Hopefully this card isn't as shit as the last Takeover.
God watching Sam try to be a heel commentator is sad.
>token jew
>token fag
what the fuck is this preshow segment, where are the wrestlers
>Taking it slow in NXT because you know you need surgery and you want to get it done after Takeover
>Vince starts panicking because both of his shows are failing
>He calls you and some other guys up hoping that it'll help
>He makes you work both of his shows
>Your injury escalates to possibly career ending and life threatening
he's working me and i'm not even a johnnyfag
>wrestlers
This is a sports entertainment show, buddy.
>Mrs. Wrestling
Strage that they are using the same name for Johnny’s mom and his wife
Really makes you think
That jew is being fucking brutal on Johnny.
>Injured trying to carry someone much bigger than you and botching
Based Charlie's dress doing the heavy lifting tonight
Spring Break and Penis Party start in an hour
He got to bury The Revival.It was worth it.
Blame the agent for green lighting it
mfw
....what?
Will NXT have more threads than Smackdown?
Cougalicious
Is johnny reddit a face or heel now?
don't say green light on WrestleMania weekend
>Blame the agent for green lighting it
agents were made for being stood up to. ciampa is a veteran
Sam Roberts claims to not be a jew. The name is not jewey and the mother is from kentucky
>Wrestlemania weekend with my Yea Forums bros officially starting
>Haitch's face when Vince ruined his show
If he pissed off Vince he would have been fired
face, he tried to be edgy at one point
Who the fuck wanted to see another Ciampo/Gargano fight, thank god for that career ending and potentially life threatening injury
Can I get a Too Sweet, bros?
jerked off to that video earlier
The part that worries me is that this might put them off long term storytelling
>Disturbed in 2019
I liked Heel Johnny. he should have beated Alister
Io wins by stealing the pin from Kairi, that's the only thing I'm certain of
Streammm?
>Mauro
>Percy
>Nigel
worst combination
WWE network
>Cringe raiders
if you're a broke fag here you go allwrestling.org
Too Sweet, my brother
>that one indie asshole holding his shield wrong
>Champions coming out first
Fucks sake
Are the fatties going over?
Hell yea you can bruddah
and would have gotten a fat AEW contract?
oh deary me
So is his job squad wife in the viking crew again?
Is the War Raiders entrance based of crinfe?
W A R
STEAKS AND RAPE
>champs coming out first
fucking disgusting
>CHAMP OUT FIRST
Sarah Logan is one of those soldiers
Who here rooting for based /kanker/ Aleister Black here?
Here we go boys, 120 people strong.
better than Graves
>INDIE SHITTERS INCAPABLE OF DRUMMING THEIR SHIELDS IN TIME
This cringey shit
>kek those knights are wearing jeans and shorts
>war raiders
Who the fuck are these jobbers and why do they have titles?
wow these WoW characters have a really good entrance
Why would they want another vanilla midget?
Holy basedola
This is my first time seeing NXT. This shit is so fucking cringe.
I haven't been watching are war raiders based?
>the state of nipponington
Io Shirai isn't winning you fucking simps.
>>Trips is crying in the corner
why do americans LARP as vikings? nobody in any nordic country does that
Remove thine butt plug and enter reality you cuntlip faced chuckle monkey
explain why,
packed crowd having a good time, good wrestlers, good production. looks good to me
Ricochet's theme is awesome, but his gear ain't it
they both get to fuck sarah. you tell me
Is NXT always this.... this.... reddit?
CRINGE raiders
War Raiders vs. Niggerchet
who you got Yea Forums
>I voted Io
Why did I do this, I want Shayna to keep it
Wait until the wrestling starts you simp
why is ricoshit on both the main roster and NXT?
Very mixed picks
cringe
the fuck kind of low rent prediction sheet is this, you pedo scum?
...
True Nordic folk cosplay as faggots
Fuck off
What's Prince Panther doing in the NXT zone?
So long as Bianca Belair doesn't win.
Throwing manlets around is always based.
They are actually cool though.
>I LOVE Kairi name
picks IO to win
It really is. Wait until you see Johnny Reddit and that Faggot Cole
I already turned it off. Complete shit.
>Is NXT always this.... this.... reddit?
yes
failing so hard as a singles guy they put him in a team
big if true
>Champs come out first
ya from reddit or woo pinhead
it's based when british people sing along to themes but when americans do it it's just fucking cringe
>NXT doesn't put in the sound effects that the main roster added
lmao
The POC are going over brother blue wave
Was the crowd singing along to NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DING?
HAVE SEX
wow all these entrances are shit holy crapoly
My main gripe is they keep letting two single guys win the Dusty. If that tournament is a tribute to tag team wrestling, why not have an actual tag team win? I feel like this sends the wrong message.
gosh just make this nigga the new undertaker already
Everything is so forced. You can tell they all practiced their entrances and trademark mannerisms several hundred times. Crowd is full of black shirt wearing mouth-breathers too. Crowd is chanting and nothing happened, total dweebs.
mark
Black and Ricochet going over
you're a MLW shill or something. begone
The only wrestling show I watch all year is WrestleMania. This shit is miserably laughable
based
SEETHING because you know he's right
Your trips undermine Roman headlining the last 50 years
>I feel like this sends the wrong message.
It's a fake fucking sport
>inb4 black turns on ricochet
They’re at mania in 2 days so I doubt it
Hi Court! How's that bingo hall?
Obviously. Notice how my verbiage suggested the winner can be decided and wasn't random.
True, true.
>match is so bad the fans have to entertain themselves with shitchants
Sad!
>Black worships Satan
>is a face
WWE confirmed Illuminati?
I know I am getting worked but I am going to be shoot mad if War Raiders don't retain after Ricochet and Black got called up. I also don't think they should win at Mania. I also don't even think they should be a tag team.