DEAD MAN WALKING

WAS IT REAL SNAKESKIN OR NOT, HELP ME, LADS

Mmmmm I cant allow for you to think you can just walk away baby

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YOUVE DONE IT NOW
YOU GONE AND BOOKED AN ALL-TIME GREAT

alright lads, time to decide:
Which Biker Taker theme should he come out to?

>American Badass - Kid Rock
>Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle) - Limp Bizkit
>You're Gonna Pay - Jim Johnston
>Deadman - Jim Johnston (the version of You're Gonna Pay that has lead guitar all over instead of singing)

Limp biscuit song

>bland gimmicks
>mmmmm don't wanna mess with them

Okay, that's one. Go on.

Limp Bizkit

You're gonna pay because it's the most memeable.

>we went from 1 character getting 4 theme songs over 2 years to... 5 years of 50 midgets kicking.

KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING

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Mmmmm, buyrates. Do want to tank them.

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LB

That would be unironically based

You're gonna pay
Because Vince isn't gonna pay for the royalties

>Vince McMahon will make the final decision on these plans
Naw, the American Badass makes his own decision

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>Mr. McMahon? mmmmmm you don't wanna mess with him.

I have seen a lot of Deadman INC shirts on the crowd, they might be selling them for Biker Taker return

Not gonna lie, I'd fucking love that.
Corbin is meant to come out, cuts to a video backstage of midlife crisis Taker standing over him with chewing tobacco in his mouth, then Limp Bizkit or Kid Rock hits.

Hope he dies soon, not even memeing. This old fuck needs to FUCK OFF and disappear already

Cringe from a literal who

You're Gonna Pay is quintessential Cringertaker

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW WRESTLEMANIA

Please die you cringe worthy old fuck.

They should really combine the Undertaker and biker looks more. Not just a trenchcoat and a dumb bandana but do the Van Helsing larping on a bike

NO DIMES DRAWN

I FUCKING KNEW IT
FUCK ALL THE DENIERS

TAKERCHADS WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT
REPRESENT

mmmm

YOU'RE GONNA PAY
YOU'RE GONNA PAY

Takerposting makes me laugh so hard I forget how alone and sad I am. Thanks lads

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The reaction here from this happening will be worth sitting through WM

>Elias buries the DeadMan

I would be dimes for it but I know they'll never give Elias a proper push since Vince views him as a comedic musical heel act. JUST DIE ALREADY GOD DAMNIT!

BUCKLE UP Yea Forums

cringe

TIME TO KEEP ROLLIN

mmmmmmmm I'd mess with that!

If he comes back as Big Evil Undertaker, I'd be all for it and it works well with his age.

I think WWE owns Rollin'

I need this laugh. Please let this happen with cole yelling out “pure strikes”

The master of the pure strike is here to teach these rookies how to pay their dues

A CHEAP SHOT

God Kane looked like he could rip you in half.

I just want him to come out on a bike that goes "MMMMMMMM"

It would be the only thing that would save the show

Sometimes I forget Samson is Elias 2nd ring name. One of the rare occasion WWE dropping the other name works out because he would sound like a simp

https://
youtube.com/watch?v=eTeg1txDv8w

>Elias added to the streak
heh, at least we don't have Taker vs HHH for the fourth fucking time

>Elias in the ring with a guitar
>starts insulting local sport teams
>”You know your team is so bad the only thing worse in history was the XFL”
>American Badass starts playing
>MMMMMM YOU HAVE DONE IT NOW

Based Carder drawing the Yea Forums dimes

This would be the only reason for me to watch mania. There is nothing else in there, maybe Dave v Paul but we know Paul is going over

You niggas ding-dong diddly did this shit last year, ITS GONNA BE BIKER TAKE AT WRESTLINGMANIA got me ding-dong diddly worked into a frothing SEETHE.
might be the time this year tho desu

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>Out comes Dean on a leash held by Pitbull
GIMME DA DEAN LIGHT

ROLLIN ACCOMPANIED BY A REAL BIKER GANG

ALWAYS KICKING ASSHOLES ASS

A CHEAP SHOT

BASED

Holy based

Kid Rock. He’s going to be there anyway

Accompanied by the Hells Angels?

MMMMMM wouldn't want to mess with them. How about the US Armed forces instead?

I was thinking XFL players if Vince is still going through with that.

unironically you're gonna pay is the best one, fuck all you limp dicklet fags

t. missed the attitude era

True.

t. missed this dick creampieing his mom sister wife and daughter in a massive orgy last night

bitch

t. zoomer rage

thats a cringe from me senpai

t. uses senpai in 2k19
go have a heart attack from getting flossed on gramps

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imagine tearin' shit up at the bar with your brothers in arms after a pool game gone wrong and then the light cut out, the door swings open, and in walk these two badasses with the headlight beams on their bikes casting their massive frames as silhouettes.

lmfao what a dork

damn

that is some pure wrestlekino

BAH GAWD THIS IS NOT RIGHT, FAIR GAME, THIS IS FAIR GAME MY ASS. THESE ARE TWO GROWN MEN, STALKING THIS

*Lights go out*
>DUN
>KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
WAIT A MINUTE
>KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
WHAT THE HELL
>KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
THE UNDERTAKER AND KANE. MAYBE THEY'VE SEEN ENOUGH
>MOVE IN, NOW MOVE OUT
>HANDS UP, NOW HANDS DOWN
>BACK UP BACK UP
>TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOW
MAYBE THE UNDERTAKER AND KANE HAVE SEEN ENOUGH
>MOVE IN, NOW MOVE OUT
>HANDS UP, NOW HANDS DOWN
>BACK UP BACK UP
>TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOW
I SHUDDER TO THINK, WHAT AUSTIN AND TRIPLE H ARE GOING TO DO TO LITA AGAIN
>KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN (what)
>KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN (come on)
>KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN (yeah)
>KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
THE UNDERTAKER AND KANE TAKING THEIR TIME
THIS PLACE IS GOING TO ERUPT
>NOW I KNOW WHY'ALL BE LOVIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
>PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE PUT THEM HANDS IN THE AIR