Curt Hawkins losing streak ends this Sunday

See, that's the problem here. This could have been a really cool moment if they had built it up in any way, shape or form. Zac and Curt are barely ever on TV

youtube.com/watch?v=AHETS99CEz8

They asked for it and The Revival said "maybe" then they got booked for a match.

WWE in charge of writing.

even if they do win the belts, theyll just lose them the next night to Undisputed Era or some other team

That segment was brought to you by 15 writers and Vince McMahon. Truly riveting.

>Fatsuka is less relevant than CURT HAWKINS

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You don't have to earn anything in WWE.

They're friends with the head of WWE Mattel and shill action figures on their podcast.

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based

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>wasting the Revival on fucking Hawkins and Ryder
Fuck Vince

This'll be the first match cut from the show

Good guy Hawkins trying to explain to Asuka that he's happily married.

This is an accurate depiction of the tubby manlets' heights vs Curt and Zack.

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those tag champs would be no named jobbers in the 90s. The kind of jobbers that give victories to The Nasty Boys

God I hope so if vince can say it than zack ryder should be able to say bulbasaur.

>preceded by a ten minute video package highlighting the ups and downs of zack and curts careers

>When you piss off your boss so much that losing to you is a punishment for two guys that asked for their releasr

The joke is Ryder is still so fucking over somehow that it wouldnt even be like he’s missed 4 years of PPVs. Dunno how he does it

He's been buried for 8 straight years and he's going to get a huge pop when they win the titles.

Can’t wait for Robbie E to get called up and do Ryder’s gimmick better than him

>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Saved the 4th of July
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in

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>Huge loss streak that should be a part of a storyline
>Just end it at mania with no build
They aren't really going to do this, right?

They're both in the pre-show simp

Its WWE

>Askua: "For every ross you suffer I add one millimeter to the strap on."
>Hawkins: "Mmmmm. Gonna need some lube after Wrestlemania."

>Internet Championship
does that thing still exist?

It was only ever a prop. I'm sure he's got in in his house above his toy collection.

They could have at least had Zack beat one of the dimeless nonames in a singles match to give some justification for them having a match.

This. They could have really fleshed out this storyline as easily as they could.

> Zack wants to form a tag team with Curt
> Curt is insecure about it, doesn't want to drag his friend down
> Gets a few tag matches together against The Ascension, B-Team and Slater/Rhyno
> Loose all of them because of Hawkins
> Hawkins wants to break off the tag team, "it isn't working."
> Zack "I'm not giving up on you man."
> Asks Triple H/Steph/whatever if he proves himself, could he and Curt gets a tag-team title match at Wrestlemania
> They accept because eh
> Starts to get a winning streak in single matches winning 1v1 against a few guys the following weeks
> Each wins gets a little harder to get but after each match, Curt is gaining confidence in himself
> Final week before Wrestlemania : Revival starts to beat on Zack 2v1 after another win
> Curt goes in for the save and manages to drag them off
> Officially get their title shot at Wrestlemania
> Curt makes the pin on one of them

There you go. I autistically wrote an angle as simply as one could do.
That's what pisses me off with WWE. They could constantly make stories that are simple to do while efficient but they just don't. They don't even drop the ball, they simply don't even try. Zack and Curt lost each matches they got, asked for a title shot which never even got accepted during the show until suddenly they decided to do it. There's no build up or reasons to it. It's just happening now.

FUCK YEAH THE MAJOR BROTHERS
KNOCKING ON THE DOOR, KICKING IT DOWN!

CONSIDER WRESTLEMANIA 35 FUCKING SAVED

Consider the Wrestlemania 35 Preshow saved

So Le Loser Man and Zack win on Sunday and lose the Titles the next night on RAW to some new team from NXT

A win is a win.

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better than watching the Revival sandbag every wrestler taller than them.

youtube.com/watch?v=WUyIDJldDGU

No one gives a shit about these tag belts, why are they padding out a loaded show?

>WHAT AN UPSET! CURT HAWKINS FINALLY ENDS HIS LOSING STREAK AGAINST THE REVIVAL, RIGHT HERE ON THE WRESTLEMANIA KICKOFF SHOW

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>Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to remind you that the pre-show doesn't count and Curt Hawkins is still on an incredible losing streak

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Nah this will be main card

the pre-show is consisted of the two battle royals and the cruiserweight match
all the tag team matches are in the main show